Man and Woman clip taken from Bewilderness DVD. Filmed at Grand Theatre, Swansea in 2000.
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@JayJayisOK9 жыл бұрын
"I've got the new Vauxhall disappointment. Did it come in the colour you want? No." This guys hilarious.
@mvl714 жыл бұрын
Carry stuff, don't get in the way. I feel so much better now. The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything: carry stuff, don't get in the way.
@bc-cu4on Жыл бұрын
Before enlightenment: carry water, chop wood. After enlightenment: carry water, chop wood.
@rangatank937 жыл бұрын
Behind all the humour, Bill's has actually made an impressive statement on 21st century life.
@dh13805 жыл бұрын
Yep
@user-yx7dp2pl8t5 жыл бұрын
I agree, don’t take this seriously, dont think Bill wants people too either
@rogerjenkinson79794 жыл бұрын
@@user-yx7dp2pl8t I definitely don't want people too.
@raphaelambrosiuscostco4 жыл бұрын
We live in a society...
@fuckamericanidiot3 жыл бұрын
@@raphaelambrosiuscostco We live in a society so cynical that people say "We live in a society..." and not follow it up with anything, saying nothing except "Help me."
@HattmakarNMuzic13 жыл бұрын
I really can't belive there isn't more views on these vids. This man is a pure genius.
@ElvarMasson21 сағат бұрын
In my defence, I'm slow 😂 I only discovered Bill Bailey last year 😂
@darkprose11 жыл бұрын
It's so true. I remember a funeral I went to in high school, and a bunch of my friends were driving together, the car breaks down, and I see my guy friends get out, take off their jackets, roll up their sleeves, loosen their ties, open the hood and stand around it. I was still in the car with the women, thinking, "What are they doing, exactly?" They all thought they were mechanics for some reason.
@madder62182 ай бұрын
Great set 😂👌 i appreciate the level of effort put i to this
@captpicard68948 жыл бұрын
The Dolphin points are all flooded up through the Donkey Flange. Yes, I've had that problem in my new Ford Super-Thunder-Patrol-Meister, it's a common problem apparently.
@ElfSixDave3 жыл бұрын
Was about to write your first line, but saw you beat me to it. Almost spat Jack Daniels and coke all over my PC monitor at that point.
@TheMojoSaliva12 жыл бұрын
'Cover up those table legs mother,t hey are inflaming my sexual ardour'. I had to pause the video until I'd stopped laughing xD
@OhWaker6 жыл бұрын
Maester Men 404 not found :/
@drdassler7 жыл бұрын
I put in all new rubber mats. Haha. Still laughing at it. Haha.
@SunnyIntervalsORG10 жыл бұрын
I had a Nissan Super-Thunder-Patrol-Meister once. It had trouble with its donkey flanges.
@hexonatapeloop7 жыл бұрын
Well it's your money.
@BiffChunksteak5 жыл бұрын
Figures. You need whoops on a Super-Thunder-Patrol-Meister, not flanges.
@thfreakinacage3 жыл бұрын
Should have got some new rubber mats and replaced the grub nuts, it would have sorted that right out.
@welshpete123 жыл бұрын
Yes, you can get calamine lotion for that , Nasty !!
@Mortthemoose10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@razhidiz12 жыл бұрын
"I got the new Vauxhall disappointment" "did it come in the color you want?" "No!" "Brilliant" That was hilarious
@thebigbowler10 жыл бұрын
when he said "St Elmo's pipe trench" I lost the plot!......
@kuues3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!
@philipbagnall3754 жыл бұрын
"Cover up those table legs, Mother. They're inflamin' my sexual ardour." We've all been there...
@Mortthemoose10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@captpicard1009 жыл бұрын
My car didn't work either when the Dolphin points leaked through the Donkey Flange, just Brilliant))))))))
@Mortthemoose10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@matthewrandell50558 жыл бұрын
Never really got into this guy but saw Limboland live tonight and he's great
@letsgoBrandon2046 жыл бұрын
Looping down through the grub-nuts?! (sharp intake of breath) it's gonna cost ya.
@martinaneueroth42546 жыл бұрын
loving his performance rotflmao
@RonWylie-gk5lc5 жыл бұрын
Years ago a car enthusiast friend of mine who lives in the states had a Plymouth Fury, I had a Nissan Cherry
@danielwesterlund19054 жыл бұрын
Did you lose it?
@MythicSuns3 жыл бұрын
I had the old Plymouth Fury once, turns out they've got a cream for it.
@estoy10016 жыл бұрын
I have a Pontiac G6 Bipolar - sometimes the Engine Light is on, sometimes it's not.
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
Try the new borderline personality disorder, it's something else unreal!
@christophe59543 жыл бұрын
That's fantastic !
@lilliankeane57314 жыл бұрын
Blokey bloke blokey blokey bloke bloke bloke bloke 😂 exploiting our weaknesses 😂 ah I laughed and laughed. So much to choose from here.. Great segment..great segment!😂😂😂😂
@paulmorphy6187 Жыл бұрын
The woman at the end is of an exceptional beauty
@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge6 жыл бұрын
"I've got the new vauxhall dissapointment. Did it come in the colour you want? No! Oh, brilliant!" :D :D :D
@jaspertickler18313 жыл бұрын
..well this comedy segment hasn't lost any poingancy after 19 years
@ZayDay675 жыл бұрын
Bill bailey is like my U.K pre-scandle Louis C.K, I cant speak on how much i enjoy this dudes humor
@ZayDay675 жыл бұрын
He even looks like C.K with a just a fake hairpiece, ya know?
@UFBMusic8 жыл бұрын
I would totally buy a car called a Super Thunder Patrolmeister!
@westieBrucedavidson3 жыл бұрын
My brother Love it , Keep it real Cheers
@scotty1933 жыл бұрын
Put all new Mats in I cant understand it hahahahahahaha He makes me roll.
@turnsout68911 жыл бұрын
blokey bloke bloke
@BiffChunksteak5 жыл бұрын
Great how he just plays around with the sound of the word a bit before using it to make a point.
@wanderer19555 жыл бұрын
This guy is the ONLY comedian worth watching on TV today. He's original. His musical instrument playing is very funny and very unique, and observational. The rest of the Dave Channel comedians are shyte!!
@kerplunk0015 жыл бұрын
LOL! " Vauxhall Disappointment"
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
So appropriate!
@Zak-ob5ze5 жыл бұрын
Nearly 20 years old
@alfredblarzgh12 жыл бұрын
Its the starter motor gasket handle, i reckon. its all looping down through the grubnuts. I cant understand it, i put new mats in, all new rubber mats. its not firing up through the saint elmos pipe trench. theres alot of swarf round the tortoise heads. dolphin points are all flooded up through the donkey flange.
@michaeltoner19934 жыл бұрын
that's what he said
@garyclarke323310 жыл бұрын
love him
@alansturgess13243 жыл бұрын
"donkey flange" . . . one those must have failed on my car just before the grub nuts came loose and blocked the scrotal pipes.
@SuperDannyPM11 жыл бұрын
I want a Super-Thunder-Patrol-Meister!
@RachLZelda11 жыл бұрын
One year later, I come to inform you, James! You spelt it correctly!
@karenward2673 жыл бұрын
Shear genius.
@danishpuma7 жыл бұрын
God damn grabnuts again!
@ninjawhippetproductions74118 жыл бұрын
Were there any Lads in that audience?
@Szaam12 жыл бұрын
Super Thunder Patrolmeister
@davidwantsahug11 жыл бұрын
DONKEY FLANGE.
@Andrew...008 жыл бұрын
Nissan moody. brilliant
@timo___9711 жыл бұрын
1 dislike, is 1 too many
@mynameisTailsPrower12 жыл бұрын
roflysst!! Oh, wait, that's another clip! still, same result!
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
Sst?
@Scottishrule12 жыл бұрын
I had a problem with my St. Elmo's Pipe Trench too.
@hyena13112 жыл бұрын
@HattmakarNMuzic perhaps it's because observational comedy went out with the square wheel and Terry & June.
@linzearth5 жыл бұрын
Listening Not Your . So That's Just normal. All these years I've just assumed it was me.. Can't wait to tell the wife.
@NjorunsDream3 жыл бұрын
How’d it go? Still married?
@linzearth3 жыл бұрын
@@NjorunsDream Err yes! I think she has become immune to all of my disorders. So as long as I come home most nights and do the typical blokie bloke stuff like, hang up the odd picture, mow the lawn and take the dog for a walk she's happy.
@LookDeeper5 жыл бұрын
Superthunderpatrolmeister 😂
@1981stonemonkey7 жыл бұрын
2:42 Used to ask my ex-gf that a lot.
@ComedyLove2812 жыл бұрын
I want a Ford clumsy...
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
My focus turned into a bumpy, thanks to austerity potholes, then it was grumpy...
@sebbythecrabby12 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, there is lots of swarf round the tortoiseheads...
@DrowzyDruid5 жыл бұрын
1:49 the sad thing is I bet this joke wouldnt allowed to said but it's actually a very good point
@claw357x13 жыл бұрын
@HattmakarNMuzic and there should be more comments lol 1 out of 500 and sum isnt enough really
@FlubbersQuid5 жыл бұрын
There's a car for all disappointing men, Nissan Juke!
@danwic4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a BMW :P
@Amishhellcat12 жыл бұрын
what i want to know is what he's smoking at 3.20....
@Scottishrule12 жыл бұрын
@jwmulvay1 What about your St. Elmo's Pipe Trench?
@bokchoiman10 жыл бұрын
I'm crying of laughter, don't stop what you're doing please man..i don't mean please as in sexual gratification of a man's genital area, ahh that just came out wrong
@clothearednincompoop12 жыл бұрын
@jwmulvay1 Donkey flange he says.
@Psyrax643 жыл бұрын
I thought all Vauxhall’s were disappointing
@Dzztzt4 жыл бұрын
Make a Black Books Movie! Please bloke.
@jwmulvay113 жыл бұрын
My dolphin flange doesnt work either. I'm not even sure how to spell flange.
@chrisclark57466 жыл бұрын
Any relation to the 'Phalange' ? ;-) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/etiniaVl27PcXYU.html
@rogerjenkinson79794 жыл бұрын
@@chrisclark5746Sorry mate, the Phalange is only available on the superdeluxeGTRXLSSRiD. and then only to special order. There's a very long waiting list.
@Lytton33311 жыл бұрын
How many blokes know how to fix a washing-machine? C'mon.. hands up..
5 жыл бұрын
I do. Have fixed many. Not that complicated if you can be bothered to learn. Replacing the starter motor on my 1999 Toyota Previa tomorrow for a grand total of 75 quid.
@welshpete125 жыл бұрын
I have been working on a submarine all morning .
@HelloMyNamesNino5 жыл бұрын
I actually specialise in donkey flanges
@BiffChunksteak5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erN5q9F3xNSYnJ8.html he actually snuck a melody in there
@TrollingAround12 жыл бұрын
real blokes dont vote ;-)
@TotallyLostSoul11 жыл бұрын
My flange fell off weeks ago. It ended up being eaten by a pox ridden badger.
@spacedman423 жыл бұрын
Donkey flange..is that legal could be muffin the mule.
@royfr8136 Жыл бұрын
Bill Baily is as funny as a woman.
@robertquinn90406 жыл бұрын
Masculinest
@leo648512 жыл бұрын
I am a man therefore like this comment.
@mynameisTailsPrower12 жыл бұрын
blokey bloke bloke bloke lol!
@pizzapr20017 жыл бұрын
Lmao louis ck with a wig
@drchunkybiscuit99735 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't shout to see if there were any Attack Helicopters in?! 😉
@brfchazard97875 жыл бұрын
37 Woman dont like this..
@Klamath20464 жыл бұрын
I am a man! Ahaha!
@KalEl240411 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of Men's movements, Mr. Bailey.
@KingOfGamesss7 жыл бұрын
Just two...'Up' and 'Down'
@duckserenade7 жыл бұрын
And sometimes a bowel movement.
@DrowzyDruid5 жыл бұрын
But we don't do diagonal, that belongs to the queen
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
@@DrowzyDruid and the bishop...
@clothearednincompoop12 жыл бұрын
All we me...blokes have is chauvinism.
@manfrombritain68163 жыл бұрын
women have been enfranchised... and everyone's miserable
@francaperotti59345 жыл бұрын
Vauxhall's are a disappointment
@therespectedlex97945 жыл бұрын
We're not quite as useless as he says, especially while he wears his feminist T-shirt. You think a mechanic can't fix cars? A high chance that they would have to be male too.
@random007nadir5 жыл бұрын
Who's this "we"? Are you a mechanic?
@therespectedlex97945 жыл бұрын
"We" is men, and no, I'm not a mechanic. Men are good at lots of things.
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
Point.The.Missed...
@rogerjenkinson79794 жыл бұрын
The Respected Lex . Mechanics don't have to be men. Took my cars to many men. Took me decades to find a good mechanic. She's a real mechanic not a plug-in merchant.
@yukseloden69393 жыл бұрын
He has the typical ignorance of an average comedian. About the men's movements he demonstrates it. People are generally hesitant to object to comedians as they are loudmouth, and you cannot win against ignorance.
@alansbinnie14462 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you on about ?
@garybamford10665 жыл бұрын
Bill Bailey = not funny
@LegoZacProductions5 жыл бұрын
Gary Bamford's opinion = not important
@johnphillips13405 жыл бұрын
Gary ....... bit of a twat
@willrichardson5195 жыл бұрын
Not his best, this one...
@AlisonBryen3 жыл бұрын
Gary Bamford watches KZfaq videos he has no interest in = Hilarious
@garybamford10663 жыл бұрын
@@AlisonBryen I am interested, that is precisely why I watched it. I used to love NMTB and I didn't think he was funny, on series 20 episode 2 a pseudo punk called Donny Tourette made a crass and insulting remark to Bill calling him ugly and a tramp. Warned by Simon Amstell that Bill is a professional comic "you won't win" camera then pans to Bill and nothing. If Tourette had tried that on with Simon he would have been ripped to shreds. So I thought to myself be open and look at his stand up, my conclusion Bill isn't that funny. Peace and love to all.