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@@Solidlife1337 MCA

@ 7:10

Its not a joke tho its facts lol just look at dre

Ol' Stoneface Fallon isn't prepared for any joke.

Basically

Susan Martin okay susan

Um Susan, I’m going to need you to take a deep breath.

@Susan Martin HAHAHAHAAA!

@Susan Martin Just calm down, Susan

Why is that?

@@TheAbnerAndrade You don't know?

@@adamqmarcinko3880 i thought i got it, but is there some secondary meaning?

@@adamqmarcinko3880 that's what the question mark meant, champ

@@TheAbnerAndrade you don't using welding when making phones

I feel differently, I feel like he’s always insulting people just for the sake of it. And it’s just less with people who have got on his good side. He’s like the bully you have to punch in the face to make him stay away.

@@knilla2k You got it all wrong. Just watch an entire Burr set and you will recognize that he is never targeting the people but their behaviours. If you can`t understand why that can be very funny even for the person who is laughed at, you need to learn how to laugh about yourself. It`s great!

@@L.L.2045 it’s not their behavior it’s their mistakes which every person can nervously laugh at but calling them out for it is asshole behavior most of the time

@@knilla2k He does not call people out though. He makes fun about peoples life choices from his perspective. This is called comedy not assholery. But you know, maybe assholes are just the funnier people in the end I don`t know

Yooo I've never found another Ethiopian in a comment section before lol

Conan is awesome.

They have great chemistry, I get the feeling that Bill says all the things that Conan wants to say lol

They’re friends and Conan is a fantastic host. Even when Bill almost broke down crying when he was talking about Patrice, Conan was a class act professional and got him through it. He’s fantastic

Two guys who were born in MA. And Conan totally loses his shit when he says the "she stood on the heads of those little people". That is genuine laughter from him there.

@@ranchlife8128 Conan is a very kind person who lets people finish what they say and respects and understands their opinions. Especially when he doesn’t agree with them.

Damn Straight. Steve Wozniak is the Genius behind Apple.

With no belt and sneakers

Ya but who cares about the Apple computer

@@tugboat6940 umm, do you know what the apple computer was and how it paved the way for the first Macintosh which in turn paved the way for the computers of today? You sound like a typical apple hater with no background information other than "ha ha iphone go brrr"

@@govindmenon1859 - He was obviously trolling and you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

No, he isn‘t. But that wasn‘t his talent. Even in the early days, that was Woz. Jobs had the talent to clearly recognize what would be a hit, what would change the world, and he was a master speaker and a master of selling stuff.

@@tobiastessmer5125but he didn’t make the actual products…. He was an idea man after the beginning he’s an over idolized man who actually has been detrimental to our society we don’t need computers in our pockets.

The reference to Edison was perfect too. Stealing peoples ideas and calling them his own.

@@Endorphins27 No, he didn’t make the products, nor did he invent them. But to recognize what has the potential to change the world, that is an important talent to have in a company (or a startup, in the early days). And what’s also absolutely certain: without his ability to sell things and to give a keynote where he talks a penguin into flying, Apple would not be what it is today.

​@@monkchipsExactly, youre tapped in bro.

Unlike your over rehearsed monologue in the cimments section😮

He’s not better than joe rogan

​@@mondop5270quit telling us Bill makes you INSECURE! Get over it, he's a comedian. 😂

I'd chalk it up to a learning experience. At least somebody told them when their dads should've had these talks way before they turned 18 lol

I mean the first question wasn’t really stupid just a question no one gives a shit about well Bill Burr does seeing as he just started fucking with the guy

"CaN wOmEn Be FuNnY?"

usually its to get him going. Ppl seem to think he's funny when he's mad.

Sadly brutal honest is going the way of the dodo bird....

it's really disgusting to look at honestly. he doesn't know when to laugh.

It’s truly awful

🤢🤮

He seems more genuine in the earlier clips. It’s like Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon is a character he created.

It’s sooo fake

Destroying Philly...LOL 🤭

Why would you need a belt for custom tailored pants?

He needed a belt after he got cancer

Those jeans were tailored?

Yes!! Injustice for all. ✊🏼

@@machinegunmatu its what you would call a “facetious joke” buddy

@@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 is this good or bad?

bankers.

People who don't use turn signals

Except people like us who thinks hes the shit

ok boomer

i believe he's the next step of human evolution

Stuck In The Past Productions you don’t know shit

Not really.

Well, progressive wanna be dictators say commedy is racist. Same thing

Way to repeat other people's comments. You are pathetic, at very best.

You're a waste of life in every sense!

Funniest shit ever 😂

Absolutely unhinged. Madman 😂😂

Was that Richard Lewis? Holy crap

​@@vejay369Nardwar. He's a Canadian interviewer famous for finding out the most obscure and specific facts and stories about people he's about to interview.

@@kevincarlos973 I would have taken a simple NO.... thanks but no thanks anyways.

@@vejay369 lol, so close- minded. God forbid you learn something new. Had you been born in the middle east you would be with the Taliban.

@@kevincarlos973lmao what the fuck that is not Nardwuar

😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Huh?

Lol. Best comment

John Olmos he’s the greatest Masshole to ever live

💯

You could see that hit her a bit too hard

​@@Anders-vl6kkwho si she/he 😂

@@covakoma1064 no clue

That little glance Bill gives to Andy, you know he was about to let her have it. She just green lighted herself.

​@@covakoma1064That's Lea De Laria. She's a comedian, amazing singer, was on Broadway for a while and more recently in the show "Orange is the new black". That was a funny moment. 😅

Diluted water

aw c'mon there's some artificial sweetener in there

both get drunk too

BOOM! 👏👏👏

He's a good actor though or at least was..

“Come home” 😂

He's wicked smaht.

its not spontaneous........

im not just talking about his standup, but also his interviews and podcasts etc. he is always on point. but i see your point, even most of the stuff he says during interviews are just rehearsed snippets from his stand up routines. but that doesnt take away from how funny, and right, he usually is imo.@@joesullivan8861

Believe me these guys practice day n night.

@@unncommonsensewell I got eh numba!

Jennifer Briggs ok boomer

Kermit ok Karen

Yeah i love that rant always. After the attention joke “i cannot get comfortable in this fucking chair”😂

He did see him succeed fucktard

@@rajdubois boomers were born between 1946 - 1964. Burr was born in 69 so… not a boomer.

Don't mess with those cornfield crips and the barnyard bloods

😆😆

Me and BF are going to see him next year. It'll be my first time seeing him and I can't wait.

@@DrummerJacob that's fucking hilarious

It isn't a good person, don't worry

Aww, they’d both be so successful together. Damn. 💔

Love this comment. If you look closely you can see the Patrice influence in a lot of Bills work. Patrice fucked with a lot of his colleagues and they all say that it forced them to be much better comics. Bill included. RIP Patrice.

Who is Patrice?

Mmazipan Rammstein Patrice O’Neal was Bills mentor and one of the greatest comedians of all time. He died back in 2011.

@@anthonybrady Thank you. I love Bill Burr so I'll look up Patrice O'Neal. Do you have any suggestions on which stand up I should start with?

Along with Chapelle

Him, Chappelle, Louis C.K, and John Mulaney are all time greats

@@_trashmandan_2903 Daniel Tosh as well

George carlin

Carlin

Mr. Grass his sycophantic guffawing is unbearable....

Conan and him work so much better

This made me almost choke on my fucking water shiiiit

Fallon the fallen

What a gay analogy.

Liz Que ok boomer

She was cute

Oh please rhat was probably their 15 minutes

Poor intern ??.the man was speaking truth sweetie

The best advice is direct.

Chris Rock: can confirm

but what would bill burr do if someone gave him spoilers to an movie he was about to see in an movie theatre?

Chapelle

Like that viral video of the black guy who danced in the middle of the street and got ran over by an ice cream truck. The video was hilarious but people didn't want to laugh at him because idiots would think they're being racist. But Bill roasted tf out of the guy.

@@Wolfsbane909 Quit fishing for a joke, write your own.

@Justin Turdeau yes

I mean I would laugh at bill burr to you festering leach

The voice in my head is bills.

You losers are not that cool lol

I feel like Bill could get some good material from me if he had a mic in my car when I'm driving. There's no way everyone alive should be entitled to drive a car once they hit 16. We really have to start falling people on drivers tests

@@reyder7661 lolol

absolutely 🔥🔥

She was constantly looking at the camera as if she was trying to ask viewers to help her out.

@@Atombender Cause they knew how dumb her question was so she just kept nervously laughing

It was a stupid question to be fair, anyone can he funny, it's not about race or gender or sexuality, it's just if you've got the charisma and humour for it. The problem with unsuccessful comedians is that they tend to blame everyone else while not realising it's them and their material

Acctually I think she agreed with him and was trying to get that reaction. She looked like a kid whose parents are defending her to her brother or something, she looked so happy with his awnser.

He was just trying to help lol. Although getting roasted by Bill Burr would be awesome

I like to think that he probably talked to the dude after the show to tell him it's all jokes, nothing personal. Probably took pictures and signed something 😅.

And than Bill topped it off with Tesla, from whom Edison stole the most.

Yeah that Tesla thing was a masterstroke

@@SLqB11 Pretty sure he was talking about musk, he’s called musk Tesla a few times. Ironically this all applies to musk as well

Wow you're so smart. /s

@Zenith No Steve Jobs was also a genius. His IQ was 160. 160 and over is considered genius.

Only other one is Norm

Norm McDonald

He said that to Colbert who likes dictators

That was the best part of this video, seeing conan lose it when bill was talking about oprah and the midgets...

“Whattya gonna be all hardcore about ya crop?” 😅😅😅

Conan is a beast of a comedian too, that’s why.

Norm and Bill brought that out of him every time they were on.

12:05

He's just calling people out for what there doing. Nothing to master it's not that deep

Somebody’s got to do it

@@knilla2k nah he’s awesome

I can do it but nobody thinks it is funny.

Truth hurts

Lmao

Light hearted huh?

@@Evilcheese3 sometimes through a angry funny rant you can actually be light hearted

I think it's fueled by his dislike for bullshit 😂😂

Is there something wrong with him? He's not right in the head.

@@terencejay8845 I think he masquerades his lack of personality by overreacting to seem jolly and the 'fun guy' but actually he's just as full of shit as anyone else.

How can someone so universally disliked be still on one of the most prestigious talk shows?

@@marccas10 because people will complain like little bitches all day and yet they'll never be as rich as him. How sad that a fake man with a fake profession has more money than these bitches EVER will. Yes, how sad indeed.

@@terencejay8845 true

Did you just compare Doug Stanhope with George Carlin and Bill Hicks?

@@jasonbaum6284 Not so much compared but grouped in terms of personal entertainment value.

​@@jasonbaum6284 I adore Carlin and Hicks as gods, but Doug Stanhope trumps both of them IMO. What's wrong with comparing them?! Burr is truly brilliant but not sure he's quite in that league.

@@mattbrooks90 Stanhope is a hack.

Doug Stanhope is amazing

Lmao as someone who lives in MN. That’s so true

I live in the Midwest. Our violent crime is actually really high. I live in northern Indiana. We have more gun violence than most places in the nation.

​@@josephmayfield945 ok hard ass

@@josephmayfield945 yeah but the point is that midwestern people just can’t sell it. You could kill 5 men in cold blood and still look like a dork if you tried to act hard

@Bold One damn I’d love to see that lol

Everyone in the business know about the truth behind the scenes so it's more funny to them

You better be assertive and quick witted af in person

😂

SSJFACPACIFIST ok boomer

Cheers

Kermit not laugh, didn’t laugh

Dylan Kline yo chill issa joke karen, also i commented that 4 months ago

Mr. Epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can you explain that please 🙏🙏 English isn't my first language.

@@dom-fy6kr red hair individuals are typically more pale than standard Caucasians and do not react well to overt sunlight.

Well, yes and no.. He has strayed into the libral patch a bit, but generally speaking I agree.

@@jasoncoburn445 sure, cause nobody appreciates comedy like a conservative 🤣

@@jasoncoburn445 he gone soft due to family. It happens to alot of comedians sadly

Yeah Carlos mencia, Dane cook, Matt Rife, Hannah Gadsby are the other 4

@@vejay369 HAHA not even close!

To walk the face of America, maybe.

Lol some fool said Dane Cook.

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub yeah that's the joke. Ur apparently trying to be the 6th comedian on that list. Probably right up there with carrot cake or carrot top or whatever his name is

KvK Coils “When”?

haggisa What are you insinuating?

Isn't he like 70 already?

Like Carlin

George Carlin would be proud

He's not lying that is brutal work. Even if your dark you better cover up and drink a gallon of Gatorade

As a redhead !

Jobs is dead on, too. For awhile now.

@@robertbaratheon2193 I didn't even know he was sick

The truth is hilarious

semi colon 😬

Because they're both Red heads from Boston..... So they kinda Relate to each other.

His bit on Haiti was cringe.

Exactly, and I know Conan's playing wingman but he didn't have to compare him to Edison. Unless he was being next-level ironic because he was a fraudulent thief.

Well most of his wealth waa from his investment in Pixar which later Disney bought.

🤯

Bills gone on record saying he hates his show and doesn’t find him funny so

@@CorridorJ Yeah, I saw that, but that's exactly why I think it would be hilarious as I don't think Karl would find Bill funny either!

Nah, they're way too opposite.

@@iim4xii129 but also exactly the same..

I'm glad that today evsryone know that Edison was a fraud who stole inventions and ideas from others. He was scumbag and I'm very glad that world knows that. Edison didn't even invent light bulb, he stole that from Brittish scientist. Nobody comes close to Tesla. He invented electricity and hundreds of other patents. Edison only invented way to charge you electricity. God damn fraud.

Hey man if they were his companies employees... it belongs to him.

@@stjepannekic3602 No one invented electricity.... harness yes, invent no

@@stjepannekic3602 I agree, and I LOVE Tesla, but he didn't "invent" electricity 🤣

@@seriousbismuth2173 I just used wrong verb 😂 not my first nore second language 😂

Zihao Fang his back surely must think so