“He’s got pigment, he’s got hair. What the fuck am I gonna do?!” 😂

“Thirst trapping - would you break that down for the white audience.” Damn I love these two!

“Hey, how do you like those apples?” In a Stallone voice. LOL.

Stallone reciting that line from Good Will Hunting killed me 🤣

Love when Nia is on, and shares.

Nia and Bill going back and forth is classic!

hearing the last 10 seconds made my day! thats what a good relationship sounds like

great banter between husband and wife

Nia and Bill’s children are going to be so wise and hilarious when they are young adults, they probably are already wise beyond their years 😊

When Nia hits Bill’s funny bone it doesn’t get better. I can imagine Bill sitting on the porch with a shotgun when his daughter goes on her first date.

"Women have to like you to sleep with you, men have to like you to sleep with you again." -Patrice O'Neal

When bill says "Step away from the car", This random, out of no where things are just naively fun.

Omg gotta send this vid to somebody that really needs to hear this

11:28 “HUGE POINT” 😂😂

Omg lol so hard at the interaction between Bill & Nia - absolutly wonderful. I have not heard Nia before, just Bill, and omg the combination of the two of them is hillarious 😂

They're such a good duo

Bill throwing out truth bombs on that last rant. She told on herself at the end. She’s knows it’s wrong and doesn’t want her kid to do it but at the same time justifies it’s ok for herself and other women.

18 is not adult....18 is most vulnerable and parents need to guide their kids most at that time

“I DIDNT WRITE THIS !”😂😂

Gotta LOVE George Carlin😂😂👍

Preach Bill 🙌🏻

Luv u both

Bill: ..you and I get a divorce and I'm with an 18-yr-old (younger woman) Nia: omg I would kill you (with a meaningful tone) Bill: (got 'em) I'd kill myself. Nia..just because I lost you. Nia: NO..Nooooo (I fell for it) These two are great.

Absolutely right! We are weak when it comes to women (and they know it)! So this girl knows what she is doing and she likes it, the question is "Why does she want to leave it at online stuff", there are a lot of guys out there! A lot, you don't have to get your kick out of this artificial reality crapp! The real thing is the 👌🏻 thing! Bill your Lady is a very smart, funny and beautiful woman (soul)!

Bill Burr is awesome 👍😎 From Somerville Massachusetts.I am a bald redhead too.lol

Who does not love these two!

Love how conscientious Bill is when his kid's present, really speaks to how personally thoughtful he actually is in contrast to his standup persona. Reminds me of how Frankie Boyle is normally versus how he's interacted with kids that've appeared on New World Order

“I’d kill my self” “Ight no more romantic sweet nothings” 😂

YES BILL As a woman that posted slightly naughty pics on Instagram (in my teens and early twenties) I fully agree. You attract creeps and guys looking at you solely as an object. It feels empty and horrible. Nowadays I still like to dress up but will only show a HINT of cleavage or a little leg but not full on both.

Mia is the best! She has a great laugh and sense of humor. Very smart lady!! I bet your kids are adorable/gorgeous. Bill, you're one lucky dude.

Tbh the wife probably also wants to hint at the husband that he should pay more attention to her and compliment her

Irrefutable truth: Men know men, and women know women. The ladies that are with her friends KNOW what she is trying to do. They KNOW she wants attention. And while that is fine, they know that she wants THEIR man's attention. That is what creates the problem. This woman has a very good idea what is appropriate for a Family to view. That's why she would not show her parents. It's very simple, if you mom and dad can't see it there is no WAY someone's man should be seeing it. They're your friends? Great. Here's advice for lifelong friends both male and female: Be the person that person's mother and YOUR OWN MOTHER would want you to be when you engage with a friend. Nuf said.

Bills "manspreading" xD

It's amazing how billy boy can stop himself from dropping the f bomb because he's daughter is in ear shot. Well done mate

So true. There is a difference between how you want the world to be and how it really is. Been saying that for a long time, also to women. They don't like to hear that and refuse to understand.

Honestly I can look at both of their points as valid and say this... The bike rider who goes out on the road respecting the privilege they have of being able to ride on the road rather than claiming it is a right is fine... the person who lords over people their potential victimhood as a reason for them to have the right to do something without consequences is not. So I would mend both things together as a lesson for all people out there... whatever you're doing, understand what the consequences are and prepare for them as best you can. Look inward when you're the victim of something on what you can do to improve so it doesn't happen again rather than hate the world for it happening to you. Ride your bike on the road, but be respectful of traffic and that other people have lives they're trying to get on with and if there's a giant string of cars behind you, pull over for a spell and let them pass just like any reasonable person in a car with a broken transmission would do. Post hot pics of yourself online, but maybe use a VPN, learn some form of self defense, etc, so you don't become a victim. The universe does not owe you anything, nor does it give a wit about you at all.. so demanding it to is like screaming at eternity. Better to demand more from yourself. Expecting the best in humanity is fine, but always prepare for the worst and ALWAYS be the best person you can be before expecting the world around you to be perfect.

Holy crap, Nia hit it on the head, “thirst trapping “, of course, she is ,as soon as she opened ,it was all about how she’s feeling great and confident taking pictures. not sure if she’d want her parents to see ,insert.🙄🙄,, nothing wrong with that, except she’s saying it’s happening again, and again, leave the taken men alone,😂✌🏻💕

"Throw her around the bedroom..." Nia is my kinda gal.

She better send all photos to me to properly evaluate them

Bills rant about provocative social media post is a bulls eye. Again speaking for the silent majority.

Thank you Bill! We say “you shouldn’t be doing that.”, and the modern Western woman responds with a reply that smacks of an inferiority complex as if their freedom to decide is being infringed upon. It’s a knee jerk reaction and a foolish one at that. For the love of everything holy, WOMEN, stop getting so defensive when you’re man is looking out for you.

10:23 Interesting that a woman would think that "thirst" in "thirst trap" is referring to the creator's thirst for attention.

yeah herd immunity lol😂

Agree with Bill on the racy photos. Just don’t do it. It’s not worth the risk at all. You’re going to end up on a milk carton.

I love the white cop on Sandford and son! He tried so hard! ..and his black friends were patient. Somebody aught to bring that character back. He's positive but flawed.

I know what thirst trapping is.

"Shouldn't" and "can't" are different.

I'm surprised Nia didn't call her out a bit I mean I'm sure the woman in question isn't intentionally doing it but I bet my next paycheck there isn't some small part of her that is getting a little charge off of the fact she looks good enough to possibly tempt these men around her. The women around her probably are aware of this hence they want their men to cut off contact. Bill had it right with the hypothetical scenario of his wife following a men who she knew who also would post the same type of content.

Delete these male friends. It’s not like you can hang out on your own with them. Delete them, delete the gf’s and if they are real friends, they will be friends outside of social media.

Great thing about them having a kid is that as she grows up, we're gonna get more Bill Burr content...of him ranting about annoying things he finds about raising a kid.

So Nia's position is that people should be allowed to be idiots. People should be allowed to do whatever they want, but when it blows up in their face the rest of society has to do the work and pay the freight on taking care of idiots and cleaning up the mess. The eternal Catch 22 because neither set of rules is fair.

I know a woman exactly like This 😮 she also has been known to sleep with other Ladddyy's men. She said to me the other day that she's only slept with her baby father's such a liar.

All this drama over Instagram. Why don't they just stick to being friends in real life? You know, just hang out and live your lives. Problem solved. No girlfriends getting in their feelings about pictures 🤷🏽‍♂😂

Can you break that down for the white audience lol

There are a ton of insecure people out there. Men have been insecure for hundreds of years. Women have been insecure for hundreds of years. Now with the age of social media in the Internet and people can see the competition they really get insecure. Me personally if you’re my partner spouse whatever just my GF you need to woman up. No need to be insecure. I don’t want any of them. I’m happy with you otherwise you wouldn’t be my GF.

I wish I had the body to post all over social media, I cringe at my photos. And I'm a guy

She should block them and they can be friends

1:40 "When you're not funny, you go right to the genitals", is that why most female comics aren't funny? HYUK HYUK HYUK

Kills me when girls are basically like “Oh don’t show your body like that bc it might make my boyfriend cheat on me” I get jealousy, everybody gets jealous at some point in a relationship. But your bfs should be mature enough to restrain themselves, especially if they see their needless actions are affecting you negatively (i.e. LIKE’ing every ass pic they see on Fb & IG). If ya bfs can’t pull themselves together to avoid thirst traps, maybe they should be single. I could go on but this comment is already too long

WHY do you want to post that picture, what's the intention. Isn't that something worth considering

If you’re feeling confident and happy about yourself, why would seek validation from friends and/or random people on social media? Aren’t you already at that point within yourself to not need external gratification? She definitely just wanted the chemical bursts from likes and eyes on her. Social media has definitely done some damage to the human mine and how some people feel the need to be noticed or looked at. People chose to use social media as a replacement for actual connections and relationships with numbers and followers. They all mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, but some folks got addicted.

About your nose.. youve heard of gravity?

That woman knows what she’s going!!! 100% she’s purposefully posting shit she knows will get attention and about the wives. That woman is just trying to get attention and all other women know it’s true.

I got more attention from women when I wasn't single. I got the most amount of attention from women when I got married. Apparently it has to do with the basic demonstration that you qualify as a worthy male since obviously some woman wants to be with you. This woman who posts the pictures and has male friends who are married is responding to that. I think the response should go like this "if you marry a great guy would you be comfortable with him thirst trapping over someone else's rescue photos? If the answer is no then probably give those men's wives some respect and stop doing what you're doing"

I get kinda what hes saying but women who stay covered head to toe still get sexually assaulted so theres that

Idk. Seems weird all her friends just happen to be guys in relationships… Kind of sketch tbh. Edit; Yeah if her social media is all her “friends” which just happen to be a lot of guys in relationships. If I was going to be doing thirst traps and bragging I would make a new account. It’s intentional girl 😑

women should not be posting their bodys all over the internet - as a woman I AGREE

Women don't like men to tell them who they can and can't be friends with, but like to do just that with their men. Classic double standard.

Ladies, don't act stupid. Don't show off your body to men you have no intention of sleeping with. Duh!

Nia, like most modern feminist, constantly jumping with that "oh DoN't TeLL woMeN wHaT tO dO WiTh ThEiR bOdiES" crap, let the ban cook first FFS

Nia has a bigger head than you Bill

Nia pronounces and delivers her words like a child in this. Not the first time I've heard that weird intonation and cadence be used by her. Trying to sugar coat her plowing over Bill right in his face without tripping off his BS sensors. She's a pro.

Nia's world view is so screwed up it makes my skin crawl. I love how Bill shut her imaginary "women should be able to do whatever they want and get away with it" nonsense down.

Best solution to these things is get a girl that also like girls :D

If you can’t trust your partner around other beautiful ppl than you don’t need to be with that person.

I don't know how Bill stands Nia. She even knows consciously that she's a hypocrite.

Nia encapsulates what is terrible about women today. The contradictions to their dumb justifications on full display here.

Nia is so cool

Nia looks like a black Steven Merchant

Awesome titling the vid as featuring Nia (it saves wasting time even opening it). 👍

Bill is dead wrong on bikers and headphones. Most higher end headphones have hear through and commute mode so you can hear your surroundings.

L take from Nia

Women lowering their values by posting thirst sht

I'm so grateful to be a Muslim, and that my sister wears a headscarf. I don't care what people think about my religion, but Islam understands men and women. Women get their ego from their looks, and when a woman wears a headscarf she is protected. She will not be brainwashed into thinking that her value comes from her looks. People ignorantly believe that woman that wear headscarfs are oppressed, go outside and ask any hijabi woman if they like wearing the headscarf and they will tell you that they cannot live without it and they can walk confidently without the eyes of men preying on them. When a woman wears a headscarf she is judged by the content of her character and her heart, and not by her looks. Islam doesn't oppress women, Western mentality oppresses women and it objectifies women. I see all the girls here depressed and wearing extra revealing clothes for attention, I am so grateful my sister is protected from that.

“Happy wife, Happy life” 🤢 As a married man of 20 years. That “attitude and belief” will get old to him real soon. Because happiness is a fleeting emotion.