😂 i think Bill Burr would find this funny

Grew up, had kids, core temp seemed to drop and discovered those old man sweaters are real comfy

I love this comment

Lool now I wanna watch the stand up where he's talking about when you have a bad and no one knows who you are but one swerve onto the sidewalk and you're on CNN

@@Toidal I was prepared to write a way-too-long-comment on how I've matured and don't like some of his old stuff anymore but love that he matured aswell and is way more self-reflective than back then, having his family and kid, but you beat me, with a one-line-sentence and a punchline.

Pretty clever, eh?

Vicarious

Hate to agree with a yankee

I think Bill just speaks for a lot of people. Like there's an innate sort of selfishness in all of us and Bill just channels that part of us so well.

Actually a smart point. You're probably right.

They would have been perfect in the Soviet Union spreading propaganda for the government.

@@leovendodger9285 awwww :)

@@leovendodger9285 just shush

Yeah you might be thinking something like that, being a homosexual

Ones a skinger

Jokes weren't dark, more enlightened.

@@nathanwilber3345 you missed the part where he said he wishes covid killed a few more people he doesn't know

@@mrbig1022 I think you missed the joke

@@nathanwilber3345 wait that's a different clip, with the mushrooms

He should move to HBO. He deserves it. He's the funniest late night host there is, and he's been unfairly treated by the TV networks.

I have a sweater like that and I don’t care how grandma it looks - it is the comfiest thing ever.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

Never went from seeing a thumbnail to clicking faster.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o8mSYNuKs56th5c.html

I like the look but it has to be pretty toasty in Burbank, yes?

😂. Ain't that how all of us feel sometimes.

He's not just honest, man has amazing foresight

He's reinforcing my theory that no lives matter, except for close family and friends.

@@myNarrator - That is absolutely true given that 'All Lives Matter' is as fake as one can get, while 'No Lives Matter' or 'Only My People Matter' is simply hard core humanity, broken down to our most basic feelings in our own minds.

@Patricia Nindel it's not evil to be honest about your thoughts, notice how he said "I know that's horrible". Evil would be acting upon bad thoughts, everyone has bad thoughts, does that make everyone evil? Seeing something horrible that happened to someone else and you think "glad that isn't me" is very much the same exact thing.

Nope.

Right before a lengthy blog post by an enraged and unhinged Karen.

He's also a lil more of a calm guy than he used to be lol

Bill's becoming such a "Yes" man. Toeing the Hollywood line.

It is so much better when he doesn’t have to consider stupid people so yeah.

Bill Burr are my favorite Coco interviews and the only guest I like over his staff. I wish they'd do a 6 hours of them just walking around and being themselves while bouncing jokes off each other. Yet I do feel it would be Bill ranting and Conan laughing. I hope HBO picks him up.

Yes

What do you mean heading to HBO Is he leaving?

@@coolbeans8647 Jeepers. You'd think God would've known that already.

Now we just need a segment with Norm before it moves over...

@@matts.6234 I just came in to say this! We got Bill Burr and Timothy Olyphant, now we need Norm, maybe also Jeff Goldblum

I get this reference

But you and I aren’t

The club of reality?

Bill actually is a helicopter pilot 👨‍✈️

Yessss I’m so happy this happened.

@golden peanuts 9 whatever you even saying?

There are no flat earthers that are pilots.

@golden peanuts 9 Well that doesn’t make any sense, huh?

meanwhile Mr. Cardigan over on the left

Right! Haha... Coupla Ron Howard's ova heeya! Lol

@@williamrayburn5314 light brown is different than dark leather

the irony is Bill thinks he's a fonzi, yet he's not read any of the reseach, yet he would listen to those who do? but hasn't? #contridicted himself

@@chrisdawes7270 agreed, he is possibly being forced to be a sellout like all the others in hollywood. shame, i thought he had more integrity than that.

I posted a PEER-REVIEWED STUDY that reveals Cancer is caused by he content they're discussing... but of course on here comes CENSORSHIP

@@appahoopjack2514 Recently Astra Zeneca has finally admitted that their vaccine batch causes blood clotting after what, a couple of years?

Of course they do. Can you provide a legitimate one?? 😂😂😂

Bill ranting is fine too

@@aaqibrawat3863 Bill does more than just rant. He makes jokes and many of them are rants but some of them are also rooted in science and fact and sourced from people with their medical/scientific “diplomas on their wall”. I’m projecting a little, but I’ve seen one too many morons take 2% of what Bill said and force it into a support for their anti-science, anti intellectual opinion.... the same people who should stay put on the beach when a tsunami warning blares because they “ain’t gonna be no sheep”. /

Bill can have a podcast with anyone.

nothin s real in these shows dummy!

@@No-1.In.Particular Na, did you see the one he did with Sara Silverman? Most awkward Billy B interview I've ever seen.

@@samueljang1902 except texas

I had the same thought about 8 weeks ago and I immediately took steps to relocate to a low population, rural area. I've lost most of my respect and all my patience for people because of the anti-vax/anti-mask/conspiracy theory shitbaggery I've seen firsthand over the past year and a half.

@@TheHuxleyAgnostic You: Dallas = the entire state of Texas

Idk why I was expecting anything else when he started with the masks

@@alittlebitofjessica No, dumb dumb. Dallas is in Texas.

They need a new boost every month just to be sure?

I know!! I luv that guy!

But make sure you learn how to hit that revolving runway, moving away from you or coming at you at a 1,000 mph.

@@gsjackson34 i can't walk on a moving train but seriously what's a VOR signal i cannot use Google either

@@gsjackson34 you forgot about scale genius, if you were to scale the rotating speed and the size of the earth to something the size of a basketball or less you would get to a point where you literally can't see the rotation of the object. I know it's hard for you to comprehend but the earth rotating at 1000mph (which is only at the equator) is not the same thing as something much smaller, like your brain, spinning at 1000mph.

@@gsjackson34 I hope u were joking

@@apocalypsed8 The smartz. We call 'em librarians. Not the shtupid, for sho. Only peeps having a problem w dat is just a shtupid thinking that is smarter than them - hence the problem.

Reminds me of controversy a long time ago when the bible was put in the fiction section, fun seeing everyone erupt.

😂 😂 You're lost, if you believe in difference between "non- ficktion" & "ficktion". There are no "fackts" , only believer and non-believer in do-cu-ment-aries' stories

@Neheb Sehetep Netjeru Sehket-Aaru Never believed in them either

until the government tells them where to put it in the catalog

Yeah, don't let people with harmless beliefs just live their lives. Harass them brutally for not having your exact beliefs.

@@JDoe-gf5oz bro, brutally? 😭it's not that deep

I never thought Burr would become a mouthpiece of the regime....

If only we still had George Carlin. He knew what was going on the whole time.

@@georgekirby7150 more like the mouth piece of COMMON SENSE

@@shellyclark5834🙄

you phrasing this as if Ron Howard said that has me weak 😭

Bill Burr won the internet last night.

That was a solid line 😂

@@essentialpost you haven’t peeked through a microscope since the 10th grade.... or even the 7th grade. You got a D in biology. Nobody should care what your opinion on a fact is.

@@bulletprooftiger1879 I need a link I need a link I need a link plz

@@bulletprooftiger1879 Hahah I love when you ask people to show proof but they never can. Then they tell you to do your own research yet when I do my research I find the opposite of what they claim.

@@bulletprooftiger1879 The fact is that to make all these vaccines, big pharmaceutical companies are required to make a profit in the process. So that means vaccines are the best solution.. IN THE CONTEXT OF PROFITABILITY AND MAKING THE MOST MONEY. Big pharma will always look at that first and foremost. Look at the facts, they tried vaccinating the entire population, now they're finding those

@@essentialpost people who were perfectly healthy caught covid and had symptoms. By your logic everyone should just take enough vitamins and then they'll never get sick. Your understanding of biology and viruses is lacking.

Source?

@@ShavoSoaDerit was the director in the 80s. "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." - William J. Casey, CIA Director (1981)

Try 1981

Trump cult campaign strategy 101 (plus Qanon)

No, but the CIA and FBI got you on their watch list and I am pretty sure they know what your browser history looks like.

The theatrical masks are the true "tinfoil hats" of today.

@@prachetasnayse9709 By definition, a vaccine renders one immune/resistant to certain disease(s). So what disease are you now immune from that those without the covid jabs remain susceptible to?

@@prachetasnayse9709still better than having SM-102 in my system

I loved that Emmy skit

Conebone69

That should be Conan's clueless gamer gamertag and gaming KZfaq channel name

That skit was the peak of any academy award show.

He and Norm are the absolute GOAT guests

Oh God! I never thought I'd want something so much of something I haven't thought about lmao!

Bill , Conan o'Brien and anyplace on the planet . They could just make that the whole show premise and I would happily pay whatever streaming service price to watch .

Talk show interviews are scripted to a certain degree. Bill Burr knows what they are going to talk about and has material ready for it.

No, turns out he's a rational person as he has always been, and he realizes that when 99% of doctors agree on something it's probably correct

​@@jackjohnson4386 "Government paid doctors" plenty of doctors and scientists came out against it and lost their licence..... Yeah because that's normal right? Nothing to worry about there.

@@razzprince2877still crying? 😂

@@876xboss_albanerx64 of course I am. The government is literally taking our freedom away and poisoning us and people like you are allowing it to happen. We should all be emotional right now.

@@razzprince2877as he said, why would they be getting rid of the “sheep”? Surely this all powerful cabal would want to keep the obedient ones around 😅

how so? Im just curious

@@taylorroos4414 As people become less afraid, the reporting of medical anomalies will increase. We already have too many episodes of young people dying or being serious affected with Myocarditis. Other issues with Epstein-Barr syndrome, increase of baby protein allergies to mother's milk. Blood clots. Increase of other diseases as people's immune system was tinkered with. Pay attention, this isn't over by a long shot. Make sure you get your fifth booster, you know, to be safe. Because they said so.

@@taylorroos4414 They don’t have any proof or reason lol. They’re idiots.

@@themidgetman3619 Well I had never heard of myocarditis until a year or so ago. now I know two young men with it one of which started have heart palpitation's while in the clinic awaiting the 15 minutes after his second jab. sure there are some people being sensational with it but it is true that these shots were not as safe or effective as initially made out to be.

@@taylorroos4414 thousands of young men have died in our city 100 of whom I know

@@somejerk1520 Allow me to explain so that you don't make posts showing how clueless you are. The ice wall he is talking about, is a fantasy of the flat earth theory. That you can't fall off the edge of the world because it is surrounded by a wall of ice at the rim. AND the tv show idea was a bash on the history channel for all the alternative truth series that run on for years.

@@somejerk1520 If we live in a dome, how do we send satellites into orbit or to other planets?

@@runnergo1398 I'm pretty sure that guy lives under a bridge

@@somejerk1520 didn’t you just call everyone globetards? That seems like an ad hominem

Yesss, and have Bill Burr, Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo as the hosts.

And a son.

It's quite a Cardigan!!

And he joined the exclusive club.

Your grammar certainly hasn't "came" a long way.

He's come such a long way. He came a long way. You don't say "he has came"

Hahaha

Can't tell if youre trolling but Bill Burr is very much still alive

I agree completely. It's over

Is* not “was”. 😅

haha i love it....im sure Bill is hearing he's dead and the first thing he said would be "I bet you you heard on the f*cking internet"

But I disagreed with which Kevin Hart he thought was the upset one. Definitely was left Kevin Hart.

That's exactly what I thought. Lol

I love his leather jacket(s) *** (minus the "s")

@@spectrumhorizon1392 *jacket. Singular. Conan has only one leather jacket😂

@@MetalizedButt but it wasn't tho

@@altafkalam2716 Actually, he has 3. I’m currently in his wardrobe and won’t be leaving it until he falls asleep

Vaccins save lives.

@@TehEvilReaper Aww...bless your enlarged heart

@@vincehenriquez680 sure thing. Show me a study how vaccines cause enlarged hearts.

@@vincehenriquez680 I work in health care, and I know my numbers. Without vaccines a lot of people got admitted to the ICU or died. After the vaccine that was significantly less. But you're convinced of your opinion, so I won't continue to argue as there is no point. I will never convince you.

@@TehEvilReaper These aren't vaccines.

regarding what?

What's going on

Love the Kuzco reference 😘

@@bobbung6941 bill burr was always awesone y more cultural references is the best!!! #Conan X #HotOnes

@@chckkt893 we want get spicy chicken hot sauce against sean evans #HotOnes to become a new late night show for #Conan and Andy ritcher himself.

Hopefully when Conan goes to HBO Max Bill can really cut loose.

that fake void filling laugh that I got tired of around 2006.

@@GorGob Conan’a laugh isn’t fake. Jimmy fallon’s is tho

I imagine Conan knows he doesn’t have to work as hard when Bill is on bcuz Bill will carry

@@zoom1714 fallon is and always has been just straight up awful. On SNL the only thing he had was breaking the fourth wall and mugging for the camera. They gave him skits movie and finally that awful talk show. He must be really well connected to keep working.

@@GorGob I love Conan but clearly he was overdueing the fake laugh. I wonder how much they get paid for a propaganda piece like this.

dude it has always happened..its called a heart attack. lool.

@@sikkaMass Sounds like you need another booster of the Fauci Ouchi Serum.

​@@russellmania5349 sounds like you have a Special Ed Helmet on and your mother abandoned you.

A year later no more mysterious collapses. Maybe it was a fad

@@abrahamdrinkin2534 Maybe it was hyped up just like the "mass covid deaths" in 2020....? Please pull your head out of the ass of Chinese and russian propaganda.

Not genuinely tho

Indeed! Both very funny!

They bring out the best in each other for sure. I enjoy them together

Him and norm macdonald

Yeah I'm a real estate photographer, every shoot was like "miles from my house = minutes from my house."

Brooo same

Truck driver here and I miss that

I have a car detailing business and you already know I was making bank off steam cleaning interiors when covid first came out

@C G please do not even go on the left lane. It’s people like you that are causing 30 mile traffics.

So good!

Dude got married and immediately went soft.

He’s married to a black feminist who is pretty racist. He’d rather not have common sense of it means being alone.

Triggered?

@@Pexbd Pureblood

@@Pexbd yup pointing out his stupidity means getting triggered, then yea i am very triggered very much so

@@Pexbd Propaganda spam bot?

As a cat lover..you are the man..or woman..who knows where it’s at..

Great point.

Tell them! 😹

Let's elevate this comment🤣🤣🤣

👍🏻

this thread and others re: flat earth is a gold mine of entertainment! :D

@@somejerk1520 well because every finite flat 3D surface has an ending where the concepts of length and height intersect, which English folks call EDGE. But please explain us what’s the concept of flat Earth FE folks adhere to.

@@somejerk1520 genius!

Hilarious!

Jerk There are plenty of Flat Earthers who have made KZfaq videos talking about an ice wall surrounding the flat earth and keeping the oceans from draining over the edge. You don’t believe that, but don’t act like you speak for all Flat Earthers. In an earlier thread, you mentioned that the dome meets the ground in Antarctica. So does it touch the ground anywhere else? If so, why couldn’t you go to a more accessible location to see the dome, photograph it and provide proof? Or if you believe that Antarctica surrounds the earth, how is that substantially different from the ice wall? If that’s the case, what you believe is basically an ice wall which prevents access to the dome:

For the poorly educated.

@@jakee5059 Do you have any statistics to prove it? Those that only assume and draw conclusions without any actual facts will still be considered low IQ. Maybe the fact that you don't have higher education is telling enough.

@@jakee5059 Do you consider yourself smart for believing in conspiracy theories without absolutely no solid evidence? You have no statistics, nothing to show for. There is nothing wrong with my health, the last time I even had a cold was 5 years ago. Go on ganging with the low IQs, it is known that only those without much education would ever believe in something without any facts.

@@jakee5059 The typical answer of an uneducated. Keep believing in the conspiracy theories created by uneducated nobodies on social media and obscure websites without evidence. I am wasting my time speaking to you when you don't even realise the importance of education. Failed parenting.

Aged quite well 😂😂😂

even though this doesn't seem like an amazing line or truth but man........ Bill Burr, slapping the dum dums since before it was cool.

@@Kruppt808 Yup. Love seeing Burr expressing his utter disdain for Trumpflakes with zero hesitation. Poor insecure snowflakes just can't catch a break, can they? No wonder they need their safe spaces.

unfortunately. this is on the internet. so we cant take it as valid info or take it to heart.

@@-Big_Big before you read something on the net, you should have been in school for some years and have a brain. If you act like you never been you're just dumb

@@AndreVlaamsValle i would consider your advice. but it is on the internet. so nope!

There is more truth on internet than mainstream news. Once you recognize truth it is like gold-mining. Some people still need to be told... fiction here non-fiction there.. i guess.

@@premabaul7570 "The internet" is not comparable to "mainstream news".

@@AllfatherBlack Well 'youtube' used to be a platform for our opinion and now it is just full of mainstream views and you can get kicked off for views which go against the mainstream. It is obvious Bill likes a conspiracy theorist.. but he is a famous comedian so he cannot rock the boat too much because he is part of the mainstream and thrives because of it. I mean.. he is laughing at people with masks 'on'.... as if those hating masks.. as i do.. are going to kill ourselves. Here he is all of a sudden as annoying as all the other coerced zombies. I am sure he has just skipped this one... to save his fame..... because he is right on nearly every other topic. His gripes are mine... and what's more.. he gets paid for griping.. so imagine... every times something annoys him... it will actually not annoy him.. because he knows it is good stand up. It is a show.. he is a showman. A good one at that.

Well, Flatheads wrote books wich you can find in librarys long befor the internet existet. There is one book, over 100 years old, where all the internet-flatheads have their knowlege from.

So are you still thinking "1984" and "A brave new world" is fiction? Really?

Him and April from parks and rec

Grayson Howard and Timothy olyphant And Jeff goldblum And Steven yeun

@@moltenbutter6958 and Norm Macdonald

Hands down.

I like Paul Rudd pulling the same Mac and Me joke every time he is on.

Even if the thought different, would he say it publicly?

@@Savage_D_777 never! 🤑

Yeah we should listen to the critical thinkers, like the 99% of doctors who support getting the vaccine.

Thank god he never had to formulate a battle plan.

He’s absolutely right. We shouldn’t care for people who refuse to get vaccinated that have no reason not to.

@@ncjonson8499 remember those words when you are crippled by the jab. Who will care for all the vaccine damaged people? This jab has killed more people than every jab combined for the past 20 years. VAERS & yellow card scheme show frightening outcomes. I don't know whether you are stupid, evil or indoctrinated into a cult.

@@blackjackmedia2959 ok Karen

@@DemonVido what i want to call you, youtube bans. Even youtube knows your names mean nothing.

I see Bill Burr on anything, I press play.

A self admitted moron gives some of the best advice you can find.

**Smart man

@@chiragshukla3910 eugh.

How?

@@themidgetman3619 Covids been forgotten about buts is still here

@@themidgetman3619 Well Pfizer admitting a couple months ago that the vaccine doesn't help with transmission even though we were all told to get the vaccine so we wouldn't transmit the virus. You have so much faith in a company that was charged with foreign bribery 😂🐑💉😂🐑💉

@@themidgetman3619 Oh yeah and your lord and savior Anthony Fauci telling everyone to mask up and then his email leaks and he says the masks aren't effective. Lol

?

Link please.

@@ajkhan1115 look up joe rogan bill burr covid

Bill's best dig at Rogan is when he mocked him for wearing one of those "little rascals hats". But they are all great because you can tell Joe really isn't used to being made fun of, and really doesn't like it, no matter how much he pretends otherwise.

His best dig at rogan was talking about roller skating and how Rogan cant skate because his knuckles will drag on the floor

Or it goes like this: Bill: I love pancakes and... Conan: Oh, so what you're saying is that you really like pancakes. Bill: .... Yes. Here it only happened once (at 0:15) but some of his interviews with Bill are barely watchable because of this.

@@wojciechbogdan3361 nope

Bill is a god damn murderer 😂

This. Yes. 🔥

First off awesome profile pic! DH rules! 2nd: it's like when Theo von rearranges 2 things that shouldn't go together, and makes them work for his metaphor. Lol

@@steveo.574 Haha appreciated. I am in the extremely fortunate position to have seen DH live 5 times already and I'm not even from the US. Bill Burr is a treasure. Could watch him all the time.

About what? Most of douchebags that died are the unvaxxed. 😂😂😂😂

​@@ajaycyriljose9419Yeah all those sudden deaths and cardiac episodes on VAERS are unvaccinated LOLOL. Cope harder vaxoid. Tick tock.

No this aged pretty well. He’s fine and so is the vast majority of people

After norm

@@mahirsudad2311 beat me to it

Norm by far.

Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald, Timothy Olyphant, Jeff Goldblum

@@lillyanbalderas1612 Norm is first, then Bill Burr

What are you talking about?

What is common? a brainwashed female?

@@mikekmalick Why don't you tell us all what you really think of women?

@@iwantedapetpanda8346 I love women and I have a lot of good things to say about them. But brainwashed is brainwashed.

@@mikekmalick So believing that the earth is a sphere = brainwashed? Are you for real? And by the way, the only men who refer to women as "females" are misogynistic incels. Good luck with that.

They’re both from Boston; they may have even gone to high school together. Think about it!

When Bill Burr is on Conan it's where he can be himself the most. Watch his interview on Colbert and Kimmel, it isn't the same.

@@frostythesasquatch conan is 5 years older than bill burr, so if they went to highschool together, one of them is WAY smarter or dumber than they let on

if you watch the entire interview at the end conan talks about how bill invited him to play in a band session with him right before a gig. So I guess they do hang out

Wait... Emily Randle, Emily Randle? Yeah... either that or someone with no life set up a copycat awkward account. But, I will go with this being the real Emily. Which means that I now I don't know what I like more ...this interview or that you responded. Thanks for making my 2021. NOTE: Anyone who doesn't know who you are... their loss (yep your videos just got a thousand more hits - You're welcome). Emily... stay beautiful, stay talented and stay safe. The world needs more of you (and Bill Burr) Sincerely, A fan

@@CProgression Wow! Yes, that’s me, me. Thank you! I need to make more videos, but for now: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rc1zhLtnqLS6dKc.html Been a Bill Burr fan for over 15 years. Saw him fill and kill DAR Constitution Hall stand-up, so he is incredible solo, but as this comment section shows, the Conan/Bill combo is two great tastes that go great together. :)

Thats the NBC exec at standards and practices departments voice in the back of conans head. He has to at least make it look like he tried to not advocate random cov1d deaths.

Nia Burr wish she got Covid and passed…

Yeh he's good 👍

Sorry, but you're still as hopelessly wrong now as you always were.

​@@FrostekFerenczy BUAHAHA... boy you sure showed me emotional, brainwashed and unhinged lefty... your comment is just so full of facts I just don't know what to do... At least I have my health fully intact unlike all the people around me suddenly dying and/or developing cancer and other ailments.... BUT hey, now you lefties can actually be REAL victims of something... still from your own doing but it's something real this time. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

o man o man i'm so hoping we get that goodbye, same for CK, these 3 have been my trifecta for the last decade and Conan easily got the best out of'm

Haaaaaaaaaahaha. Funny because I was having a burr and norm talking with conan marathon

He got enough value

History Ethiopian

It's called being white. I agree he's talented tho

hahahaha you dumbo. he's a freemason

@@abhishekpatra7954 who’s mason

Anti-vaxxers and flat Earthers don’t even know how to get a library card 😂

@@bulletprooftiger1879 library's are a NASA hoax

Yeah.

@@guywithjeep yeah man Mathematicats, physics, Geography, basically everything we learned in the span of thousands of years are all NASA hoax. Omg why did I not think of this before? You are sooo smart

@@darksector1389 probably because sarcasm is above your pay grade

He obviously never did a study of Malthusianism. And yes, the curated library is a complete index of factual information. He also never encountered the notion of encyclios paedia. Flat earth is a useful psyop indeed.

I feel like Bill is one of the few people to actually get Conan laughing like that consistently.

I just watched the homeless guy at circle k belly laugh and it was nice to see.

Exactly they’re both two different ppl