Bill Burr Pathetic Cheater Story
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2 жыл бұрынTaken from the Monday Morning Podcast
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@cleanremarks 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, the day I walked away from a shitty long-term relationship was one of the best days of my life. It made me fucking invincible to bad-relationship drama, and I highly recommend it.
@jamiecameron7465 2 жыл бұрын
oh mate 100%...it's a priceless life experience that you need to go through
@Dziku888 Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@kkwi5252 9 ай бұрын
Hope so! Going through it now, and having bursts of happiness but worried about how long I can be alone and happy
@MaxFleye 2 жыл бұрын
"I beat the shit out of the guy"... I'll take things that didn't happen for $200, Alex.
@canned__meat 2 жыл бұрын
I've certainly dealt with the things like, "I get so angry because I care" or "I do it because I love you" when it comes to various forms of violence and abuse from my past gfs/wives. Kudos to the guy but yeah.... The dude followed his knob and she obliged him.... Dead right about that.
@tomd3927 2 жыл бұрын
Burr is 💯 on this, the other guy isn't at fault at all, he was just trying to get some. The girlfriend is the problem, if she wants to screw around just wish her well and move on to someone else who is willing to be faithful. Resorting to physical violence won't impress someone who doesn't think much of you in the first place. The only thing assaulting someone will get you is a record and no girl.
@evanhayes5891 9 ай бұрын
Disagree.
@adrianh332 6 ай бұрын
@@evanhayes5891Ok, but you need to tell us why and give us your rationale otherwise your comment is meaningless.
@AlSimmons-km6ge 4 ай бұрын
As someone who had an affair another married woman while I was married and then fucked a married woman while I was single, I can tell you, we are at fault. I am deeply ashamed of myself for what I’ve done. I knew it was wrong. When I got cheated on, I couldn’t even be mad. Karma. “He was just trying to get some,” is almost as dumb as, “I was scared of the feelings I’m developing for you so I fucked someone else.” So, considering you won’t hold it against me, if I fucked your wife you wouldn’t hold it against me? Interesting.
@lenachamberlain3257 2 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest truthful comedian love you man Uk living in Australia cxxx
@surfgator8294 2 жыл бұрын
Great counsel, Bill!
@user-dv1hp5fp2x 8 ай бұрын
Its a delicate balance working for tips
@XX-fl4zg 2 жыл бұрын
Both of them did this poor kid a favor! Him as he proved how easy and impulsive she is. Her as she did it quickly rather than waste years of your life to see if she could be faithful. Win win count your blessings young man.
@nomadman5288 2 ай бұрын
Never blame the other person, even if they know you. The responsibility is on the person in the relationship. There's also no point in acting out in that way. Just walk. As soon as you find out, just take a breath, and then either pack up her shit or your shit and end it like that. Then take out your emotions in the gym or doing something creative. It's a lose-lose if you go the other route.
@1988NickF 2 жыл бұрын
You're right about the suit trousers.
@GeorgeLista 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s call them Ambers from now on.
@stiphbreis5513 10 ай бұрын
Bahahahaa there's still beth-ann-phetamine which is a crazy addict chick that steals your valuables while you are asleep (due to the meth), Karens stick their nose where is doesnt belong and call cops, Amber's manipulate and errode things from the inside then act innocent. So the difference between a Karen and an Amber is the Karen does things very publicly the Amber does it all behind your back.
@michaelanderson9792 Жыл бұрын
true my wife left me well I left only after I knew for fact she didn't love me and used me for a meal ticket. Until a better one came around she picked me because I was faithful and non violent.
@Dziku888 Жыл бұрын
Been there. That's no go for me.
@yespub234 Жыл бұрын
Never take permanent action for a temporary problem.
@tumpizm9059 2 жыл бұрын
❤️👌🏽 Great Advice
@ItsOkImOnlyBleeding 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone know how to write into the podcast?
@owl4260 2 ай бұрын
I think the address is somewhere on Bill's official website.
@StefanManjakov 2 жыл бұрын
Run!
@alfiobonanno5100 2 жыл бұрын
Bill said the right thing, closed doors, like legs, open from the inside, .
@robosullivan704 Жыл бұрын
.... But what if she is the mother of your kids?
@jeremiahseavey5959 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting through the Grammer
@tiakitair135 2 жыл бұрын
*Grammar
@jeremiahseavey5959 2 жыл бұрын
@@tiakitair135 I was waiting for it 😆 I didn't expect the first comment to be it though, 😅
@yvonneleonard7665 Жыл бұрын
That is one messed up story!!!! I'm wondering what kind of woman bought that girl up!!!??? Jeeezzzeeee 😮
@will9001asd 2 жыл бұрын
The responsibility is more on her. Like sure the guy who had consensual sex with your girl knew she was dating someone. But your girl knew she was dating someone! And she consented to cheat on you. But yeah, regardless who has more of the blame, don't assault anybody. The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself and you really don't want to do your personal reflecting and maturing while in a jail cell my dude.
@nyChannel09 2 жыл бұрын
Some people dont have to go to jail for assault... ...cough...Billiam Jade Smith....cough...
@marykearney7006 2 жыл бұрын
Come on Bill, you skimmed over how manipulative “that’s just what guys do” can be. Is this the ragging hormones of 19th century 15 year olds?
@jdgoesham5381 2 жыл бұрын
Huh? You do know Bill doesn't read the comments in rando KZfaqrs videos, right?
@penguinista 2 жыл бұрын
There are guys who pull that kind of manipulative crap too. The difference is that everyone knows they are manipulative scum if they are men, but normalize it if they are women. Here is the solution for all that kind of stuff: 1. Be nice. 2. Only date people who are also nice. 3. If you are dating someone and they start being anything but nice to you, gently but firmly break up with them. There are too many fish in the sea, no one should choose to stay with a lamprey.
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
Bill, women DO NEED social skills. its a little bit easier on them than us but not as much as you think
@kyero8724 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
2:40 this actually makes sense. He was disengaged from their relationship when he said “ill do anything to make you happy” And she figured “well, this guy isnt interested in me, and this other guy IS. And id rather be with someone whos actively trying than passively holding it together by doing the minimum”
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
Saying “ill do anything to make you happy” is dismissive because its a lie. He made a promise he can never keep so it sounds like hes blowing her off
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
But in all fairness, she probably would have cheated anyway. Id have to see the guy to be sure. Women say looks dont matter but they definitely do matter. Its way easier to convince women youre not a creep if theyre attracted to you because women always assume youre a murderer or a sexual predator, unless you’re a celebrity , it removes that initial awkwardness
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
3:25 lmao. Who doesnt?
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like a prick. I dont like him
@angelofdestruction8914 2 жыл бұрын
Heres where women have horrible social skills. When women want attention, its easy to get it by annoying their man. Once hes pissed off, theres something in that fight she needs, its like some kind of passionate reassurance that shes everything to you but not by saying it directly. Its hard to explain. But women can get that same attention by looking sexy and seductive and putting on a show for her boyfriend but ALOT of women hate doing that
@Roust7 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this Guy is not married to this chick. He should have taken a of this guy his girlfriend cheated with and put his mantle. He saved him from marrying this chick having kids with her and then splitting all his stuff with her when they get divorced and paying her alimony too.
@reviewerreviewer1489 2 жыл бұрын
Did Will Smith write the letter? What a pathetic psychopath. Let a loathsome woman emotionally blackmail him instead of just telling her to get lost, internalized his self loathing and weakness, then assaulted another guy as a result of his own inner weakness
@SPCTR0 2 жыл бұрын
Well that's what "nice" guys get. Other people walk all over them because they don't have the balls to stand up for themselves.
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, 7 months in and shes already enjoying flirting from other dudes, shouldve just told her to hit the road immediately. Dont even try and fight it because shes already made her mind up that she likes the flirting and will end up messing around with someone else. Maybe if it was like 10 years into a marriage that she admitted she was flirting with someone then its something to go to couples therapy for.
@arjitjere1559 2 жыл бұрын
@@SPCTR0 nice is being respectable, what is the opposite
@karlwikman3874 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is why ive never bothered with relationships at 23 and counting
@bennytn5518 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, any young man should listen to 200 hours of Billy red balls and Jordan Peterson. And you will be able to deal with 99% of women issues.
@roberttauzer7042 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the best of all of them for those issues: Patrice O'Neil.
@SIM2014 2 жыл бұрын
(I'm holding out for his cruise ship courses for those of us willing to commit!) Alright, now that I gotcha right where I want ya, I've got sommore good news. In my courses I guarantee you will graduate. How soon is up to you. We're about 2 miles from shore already, for those of you now just getting the big picture. There are plenty if row boats if you know what I mean. Otherwise once you make the trip, I've got the rest of yooze!🤣 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d5mBdNSLtr-weYU.html
@tiakitair135 2 жыл бұрын
Haha XD
@nikokaapa 2 жыл бұрын
With all due respect to Jordan Peterson - and I agree that he is indeed a fart smeller - he is HIGHLY overrated. Listen to Corey Wayne when it comes to relationships (but only relationships).
@SIM2014 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikokaapa respect? Now, look who's confusing flatulence with flattery😂 (With a close like that, I don't think the air will ever clear up😉) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ecWJdZB8l9HenKc.html
@vetdad1807 2 жыл бұрын
It's never their fault, ever. No real accountability or responsibility leveled on them by society other then "maybe don't be too fat" is the root of every problem with western women.
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