😂

Ali Siddiq already has that down. Bill Cosby did it first, but the less said about that, the better.

and people call me lazy....yeah uh im gonna tell stories and look at my computer. can i get a beer ovah herre

Chappelle has also done this. And Burr has worked with Chappelle.

@@Theomite here and theres....Bill is trending what those just did not so much

You only can't say the greatest because the philly incident is and was the best

and that's about the entirety of his 'substance'

know

@@sirrom5155 he's a comedian he's not Aristotle

@@BlazRa no but he made good points, are we not supposed to take it seriously?

@@cardinalwilson8034 Take it seriously You can tell his jokes and his advicr apart very well.

Cause that the ginger fucking goat .no other one can do that chit ok

I'm sure dave chappel's cigarette agrees

​@@jasonmutschall6154Dave's right there with him as well

Well his body language actually implies tension and nervousness, but as always, he handles it masterfully.

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@@mooeyterrieblay834 Eh?

@@mooeyterrieblay834 Yeah bro I knew it wasn't just me. Glad you noticed that too. I don't agree about the part you were talking about the pacquiao v mayweather fight.

@@vuk8550 You state eternal truth...GENIUS Bill Burr...it ain't fair...so good.

Frfr💯💯

If this guy ever comes to England I will get a provie loan out to go and see him because I'm on universal credit (welfare) he is fast becoming the world No1 in comedy forget the rest He is the best !

These days Nia own his balls though sadly 🤷‍♂️

He exists to entertain us all

@@brunoleite8380 please elaborate

I perfonally prefer his women voice xD

Hes bostonian

@@Spazticmonkey1000 we know.. reread the OP

@@Spazticmonkey1000 Did you know he is a human being?

@@e3IZrZ you must be fun at parties 😂

He already does this it's called his podcast

@@anitabonghit7606 with an audience on stage god damn there is always one lol

@cronini1 ditto

Or just have it on KZfaq...

Netflix ruined Norm MacDonald's podcast and also forced his old ones off KZfaq when they bought the rights to it. Netflix would problary force Bill to be tame too unfortunately. Bill is better unleashed as was Norm.

Well you are a truck driver 😅

@Janjão Jonata 😂😂😂😂😂

It’s been done already. Forgot the movie, but there was a Rom-Com with a twist ending showing the guy in the tower on September 11, 2001.

Look up "Remember Me" lolol, and watch the ending

VaughnJogVlog Holy fuck your right, lmao I forgot about that horrific movie

Kevin Johnson lol I thought the same thing.

To be fair i think that sheet he was holding was all material lol but he definitely was just ranting for a lot of it

@@TheCAPSLOCKrage the sheets were just the listener emails. he was just fidgeting.

Yeah. He's on a different level!

right, just think of him running the free world and doing this.. WAIT.. its already happening! lol

I'm not letting any more sinks in my house

big true

I wish they would join their podcasts. They are fuckin hilarious together.

Jre's a joke compared to this

@@TheHonestTerrorist my two cents on JRE: Why the holy fuck is it so long? 3-4 hours are you kidding me?

Gordon Morrice nobody cares that he’s hunts and does DMT.

Boss moment.

Wouldn't expect anything less from Sir Freckles.

And you're probably sitting on the toilet with shit drying on your asshole hairs while writing that

Because after he just gets two guys to carry the couch out with him on it like in Chapelle show

TheRosiebeam 👍

Imagine if they made 911 into a chick flick... Murdered me!

You know its going to happen.

It is a laugh track

I actually like the MM podcast over his stand up most of the time. They episodes aren't as tight but he has a lot of great bits that he can't reuse

He definitely marketed it like one, well planned and executed

It is 😀

Wesley Davis yeah I agree, his voice on stage is still filtered compared to his podcast

Ironically Paper Tiger was pretty much rehashed material and podcast shenanigans.

Because these 2 hours are 50 brilliant years in the making!

Agree

Completely agree. Especially younger comics. So many hacks.

So true. Crazy how he can just go be himself and entertain the shit out of everyone.

It takes resourcing and trial and error in stand up. Bill is one of a kind. Material needs to be broken down between different crowds, and then broken down by the comic for the best outcome. Specials arent just one time jokes they thought of the day before. Some jokes take years, some joke take weeks. Its all about the dialogue, crowd and comedian. Never forget the delivery...

What the hell is the B hive? That's a thing?

@Maximilian mus Your mom's probably in it.

Bill told the entire city of Philadelphia to go fuck itself to it's face for 20 minutes straight. BYonce should be afraid of him.

@@dominickschrute3084 It's real and it shows how sad society is...Bill has Theo Vons beyhive after him right now

...What do you mean "someone finally said it" ? It wasn't really an insult and Bill didn't have to "fear" anything. Beyonce fans know that they're crazy and they know that they buy into her "I'm the best woman on earth" persona. They'd probably laugh at this too

9 out of ten? 10 thousand maybe.

I honestly believe it's because a lot of comics are slightly or severely ADHD. Thats why so many tangents stem from bill

Dead Man remind me again how was masculinity "outlawed"? I fucking hate the so called "progressive left" but you guys are nuts too

@@montinyek6554 ok jew

Dead Man no i think it's just talent

“It’s called conversation”

Yep. Bills the 🐐

Idk man, I fkn love this podcast but as someone who's not American whenever he talks about American football I just completely shut off n get bored fast, also I think he'd need guests to become that popular but no question if he went for that format he'd definitely be better than Joe

@@willscruton2631 yeah im not a fan of football or sports at all. Sometimes ill listen other times ill skip it. He still inevitably says some funny shit talking about sports too.

Is this a podcast for real? I thoutght, it was a standup, i mean a seat down comedy 😂😂😂

@@willscruton2631 that’s why I love burr though man. He doesn’t do this for anyone else but himself but also knows the reach or exposure that a podcast has. Even when he talks about specific shit to him he can find a way to make you laugh, regardless of whether or not you’re invested. You’ve got to love or better respect anybody who simply does them. Page out of Patrices book. Gotta love Billy broad brush ova-heeeaaaayyyyy!!!

Like that’s the whole reason everyone is there.. to hear how he feels 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

I died 🤣

@@cadillacdeville5828 Same here LOL

Tastes like chicken

Oslo MGTOW Incel navn

@@Cashout95 So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow prove to you that I'm not an InCel, because being an InCel is the new bad thing to be nowadays, after being labeled a _"nerd"_ became a cool thing, right? So that jab you threw at me was to say, _"You're MGTOW because you aren't getting laid often."_ But then if I pull up my notch count from the past two weeks alone, then it becomes an argument of, _"Oh but why won't you settle down and marry one of them?"_ ... and so on. I'm guessing that all women must certainly love you for viewing them based on how badly you desire to stic7 your schlong inside them, don't they? ... From your comment, I assume *you place the importance of your life based on how many women you are chasing at any point in your existence.* That's why you've got a problem with any man who is refusing to put the pursuit of vagina in first place in his life, right? .... Must be fulfilling to be spending your waking hours everyday planning to please some vagina that day, since you've got no other higher ambitions beyond your reproductive functions. We'll certainly discover the next Albert Einstein by breeding more of your type. The human race can definitely bet on that! 😁

Oslo MGTOW Du trenger ikke svare på engelsk når jeg skriver til deg på norsk, du imponerer ingen. Er bare stereotypisk å være incel og MGTOW samtidig, for å så deretter gå inn i en forsvarsmodus med novelle av antakelser og idiotiske påstander. Trist.

@@Cashout95 No stupid, you wanted to be famous so read it and perhaps it will give you new found meaning and purpose for your life. Cos evidently, you're still young and right now the success of your peni5 is the highest achievement in life that your brain can dream of. 😁 What an immature loser!

@Oslo MGTOW Spot on. 👏😁

It was prepared. U see his paper?

@@briancannon5614 obviously he has a list of topics to talk about and ads but its not like he rehearsed anything all the jokes are off top

He does tha same voices over n over which is annoying but other than he's golden

@@briancannon5614 and how many times he used that paper ? DRUG ADDICTS and then he loses thought ant just rants about something and its hilarious :D

It's how I found out Russell Peters is not funny. He was on a podcast for over an hour before he finally said something funny. Meanwhile actual funny comedians can't help but say funny things... it's impossible for bill Burr to be boring

100%

How does it come with shit like this on the fly? It's called thinking. He thinks then he speaks, unlike you who speaks and maybe doesn't think ever again

@@bad71hd damn calm down

Bad Idea.. too many strings attached and he cant go full Bill

He already has and its called Monday Morning podcast :D

Bill doesn’t need it. Simple as that. A talk show is just a residency. Leno and Dave were the last guys to do well from it. Craig Ferguson who no one knows walked after 10 years. He had talent. Bill doesn’t need that.

kingXofXhell Not if it’s on HBO...

Talk Show is an outdated format. Who wants to see 10 minute interviews where the interviewer must do a stupid monologue followed by forced jokes written by somebody else? Podcasts are far superior and more natural.

Mine too. I call her Laaaaaaaady all the time 😂

Lol and Ladies !!!!

HONEYYYYYYYY!!!! oh honey....

@@BC_E91 Free !

No. I’m not a three year old girl

😂😂

Well you probably are stoned but youre not hanging out with bill.

I am stoned currently doing everything, 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, stoned

@@bad71hd watch out for those malpractice suits Doc

-joel olsteen,houaton hurricane 2018

Tyler Speier lmao

Everybody complaining about Joel let zero people in and did nothing for them. Do as I tell you but I’m not doing that shit. - PC babies

Joel i would do anything for love but i wont do that Olsteen

Sean Rehse are you speaking in code? Is English your third language? What does this mean?

Andre Aguas id watch that 9/11 movie.

Ironically they already did that to 9/11 its free on youtube

The FallenOneZz but its not a chick flick tho :/

and hes dead now.

@@EricToTheScionti what the fuck are you on about

Remember Me (2010 film)

If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

@@tateoh810 Theyre different animals. Bill is by far the funniest podcast out, JRE's goal isnt comedy.

@@A6Legit M

never forget*

If your hearing music go see a psychiatrist

Yes...that one took me a second. I was thinking: is this the Cream/60s era or...the 80s :-P

@@scotthafele5266 I love how often you see someone in the comments be smug about their own stupidity lololol you idiot

@@scotthafele5266 if they're songs you don't like than you don't feel them you kinda just hear em maaaaaannn

@Scott Hafele if the whispering voices that follow me request a specific song, that’s cool if I hear that though, right? Ooo… nevermind… they say I can’t trust you.

Haha yup

Exactly..

@Stix N' Stones bruh

@Stix N' Stones chicken butt

red pill

I'd even be happy with once a month

It's a nice bit of performance art but the live performance changes the dynamic

Or just do a podcast in front of a camera. Seeing his facial expressions adds so much to the experience.

Yes, but now he can interact decently with people and in breaks some awkward situations where he finishes a topic and "I don't know what to say now"

Unfortunately, he would eventually say something that would get him into too much trouble with today's culture. Non of this is filtered or rehearsed, which what consequently makes this great

"Like a baws" Gets me everytime.

@@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How Scotsmen say it.

@@AHighlander : Ha close mate, I'm a Geordie. It's what's said at the beginning of 1 of his podcast chanels.

Allenpalin

@@bradbradleys6091 : That's the 1

1:26:58 - the eyes when he reads "And also people say they can't picture me mad" 😂😂😂

Yea I agree but Dave Chappell came back strong like you said and he had the 90s early 2000s late 2010s and about to have to 2020s on lock … and I like burr more than Chappelle but younger people related more to Dave than burr unfortunately but burr hands down has been in his bad for over ten years since Chappell show lol Dave fake out hun on to mainstream and tv

Chappelle was busy mastering how to pray 5times a day. As an entrepreneur it's perfect when you shape your life around Islam instead of Islam around your life. He did amazing.

@@smurfitoo1585 Eh Dave Chappelle comedy doesn't always land for me and I'm a young man. Like sex jokes honestly never found that type of jokes very funny.

@@themarsman5155 you must not have sex very often huh

@@smurfitoo1585 Mmm no I do but I just don't find it funny everyone has different taste in comedy, so there is no need to be a dick about it

Puppy murder is funnier than Kevin Hart

He goes by Mark Normand now and he has gotten better.

Literally anything is funnier than Kevin hart's standup

A ded lizard is funnier than kevin hart

Wdym somehow

nah twice a year would be fine

he does it every Monday...

@@westonhancock5364 AND THURSDAY

Weston Hancock Not with a crowd though

Unfortunate

This is the second time he's done a live one.

This one was so good. I WISH he 'd do them all in front of a crowd.

Why is it funny? Please explain

@@tarungarg287 his joke is that millennials are pussies

@@JungleJuiceJoey they are pussies

@@tarungarg287 "oxymoron" means two words that mean the opposite. Like "cold lava", "daring coward", and "deadly birth". And, of course, "millenial man", because millenials are the opposite of men. They're pussies.

More millennial men have fought in war than the previous gen. And the newer gen. 🤷

Default position.

the Feds aren’t gonna catch ol red nuts lacking

He doesn't mind if they listen but they don't get to watch. 😉

So does mark zuckerberg. If he’s doing it... I’m definitely doing that shit too. That’s a pretty big red flag. Even he’s not safe from spyware. The internet is like the Wild West out there just waiting to be conquered by someone and a lot of people and organizations want that spot.

@Let me offer you this the irony.

Burrshitting Or Billshitting