yes.

He isnt a paedophile.

@@JesusLordOfLords455 no. he suffered when he was young. he is a,survivor.

Here here

He has one.

Jesus.. God bless you buddy. Really

I wish you the strength you need to endure the hardships you are facing, and I wish you the fortune you need to overcome them.

I'm going through something very similar mate I know it's hell I'm in survival mode too! Allmost got murdered by my fella then got thrown out by my parents for being with him,add to that a load of health problems. But you're not on your own mate you might be in survival mode now but at least you're alive rember that,it will get better. I was homeless all over Xmas and new year and as a female it wasn't safe. But honestly mate the only way now is up. Where are you from? U.K.? Could maybe give you some practical advice. Here if you need to talk take care

What a load of shite not many old cell phones can get you tube and you can set up a gofund page on it. Either a Walter mitty or a con man

​@@irishone9541 Samsung Galaxy S5 that I was gifted a long time ago, 64 GB memory card & whenever I can get to a place to charge my battery pack, I do & then I get to spend the nights at least listening to my favorite things. I use VLC because it allows me to just play the audio, so I can save some battery power with the screen off. You will never know how much even hearing Connolly tell stories the way he does, can make a cold night seem a little less scary. I also listen to Ricky Gervais specials & a lot of other comedy, but Billy Connolly is my go to. I'm sorry if my life situation angered you, it angers me a bit too... I just don't blame anyone else for it so it is incredibly hard to put my hand out. Gofund page? Paypal says it is limited since it is linked to an old acct my ex wife used to use, and I have no address to get debit cards sent to me or any way to actually use any money, which I don't have anyway. My drivers license is outdated so that cuts me off from doing much with banking or online things. I have tried a few things in hopes of being able to at least be in a position to maybe get help. Hasn't worked yet. Currently, I am trying to get my birth certificate so i can get a new Social Security Card (I am in the U.S. so it works different) & then I can get a new ID to use for official things. But that is hard cause it all costs money... I am slowly gathering as much as I can with collecting cans, but I have slowed down a lot due to degenerative arthritis in both knees and hips. It is just hard. Not impossible, but hard. I am tired. I still wear a smile most times and never tell anyone I come across about my situation unless pressed. It isn't their problem nor should it have to be. There are a ton of things I could say about how it is to be where I am, how difficult it is to get out of once you are this lost, how just trying to battle the hopeless, depression & sadness that you close your eyes with & open them to day in and day out. How empty it feels to walk through a store just to get some heat, and smile at people going about their day, buying things and getting into their cars to go home to dinner or whatever they have. over hearing them talk about things I have almost long forgotten the meaning of. To sit in a mcdonalds to charge my battery and occasionally have a dollar to get a drink just to not look awkward sitting there for nothing, and wishing I didn't spend the dollar because every penny helps... and watching folks eat, talk, argue and brag etc... all the while wondering if I can get the battery charged enough to last the whole night because when there is no battery there is silence. Hours and hours of silence and thoughts. That is the worst. Sitting in a hidden spot in the woods, shivering and having to talk to yourself to avoid the silence, but only ever being able to talk about the past and your hopes for a possible future you don't even think will actually come to fruition... Wishing you did things different but knowing you can't change a thing, so you end up giving yourself inspirational speeches for ages, just trying to minimize the sheer ugliness of who you are and what you have become. How it will get better, what steps you are going to take to get where you need to be etc. It is absolutely, heartbreakingly awful. BUT I will tell you something that helps me at my lowest times... I still care about other people and would never want to see them fo through anything bad or painful. I still have days where I will witness something go on around me that I will stop and feel really bad for that person or people and wish I could help. So I am sorry for whatever makes you so upset about me just sharing a very special (to me) connection with hearing someone I grew up with listening to and watching and that has given me joy in my life, and still can even though I am in the darkest of times. I find that amazing, and special and it matters to me. It doesn't have to matter to anyone else, but I really wish you could have that feeling sometimes, cause it means more to me than the house and cars and money I used to have, and it is the one thing that makes me keep getting up and pushing on, even if I am slow, tired and lonely. I hope you never know any of the things I do now, except the thing about Billy Connolly.

😂 it really did, but that defeated man sprung back to life once he realized he doesn't eat Spaghetti O's😂🤣

That he is

He’s a legend in general

He's a world legend

The man is a legend of humanity and I love him..👍

Absolutely!

Hash causes severe psychotic violence. Safe my ass.

Proud? How? You his dad?

@@TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC He got found in Edinburgh's Tattoo or Fringe I can't be bothered googling so thanks to Edinburgh

@@Ramsey.. 👍🍀🌻

Aye.. 👍 Except, it seems to be seriously true... 😉

Yeah it’s not a joke😳

Part of his brilliance is that he's not telling jokes. He's just telling stories but he's telling them hilariously.

Billy & idiot abroud are my go two's if I'm feelings shit

Americanising it for the crowd. Usually he'd say spaghetti hoops

@@striverfor7628 I don't eat Spaghetti Hoops either🤣😂🤣

@@briefcaseblues6061 Er...does anyone over the age of, say, five? Mmm?

@@patagualianmostly7437 I eat them all the time, especially with a grilled cheese 👍Mmm good.

It is....it does.

nepaless temple ball, charass is my favorite😜

Sholda’ tried Nepese Temple Balls. That stuff launched me better than NASA to heights I’ve never achieved since. Squidgy Black is what I was smoking all through Pink Floyd doing The Wall gig at Earls Court !! Those were great days 🧘‍♂️

Nepalese Temple Balls 🏀

@@jaywalker3087 The quality and purity of the past is now nowhere to be found. That's why I (61y.) now only prefer organic weed. Collegiate greeting ;-))

preferred resin myself .

The "BM" hash that was a standard in Inverness for a long time was always shite. The buds were always wet, early harvest home grown garbage too. I used to head back down to Edinburgh for a 9-bar of decent every couple of months... I miss working up there though, it was always a good laugh with some good folks. :-D

Just imagine how bad the obesity would be without it.

@@th-pw8pn 9Bar (soap bars) is the lowest quailty double zero is the highest quality maroccan, the green must have been really bad

​@@briandunn2807 I was getting H-bar blond at that time, not quite as clean as 00 but still really nice. The cream of the crop was hash like muchina or sensibile (sometimes called Spanish eggs) that was way better than 00 but as rare as chicken lips. The standard soapy going about was a health hazard. The buds weren't even worth bothering with. It was either imported brown bush weed or homie grown crap.

@@th-pw8pn Yeah the standard soap bar was laced with henna and that was the good stuff, I had some lovely kasmir I served up, some folks returned and asked for the ganki soap bar, 🤣I think the moroccans used soap bar as incense. The Brown bush weed was it tightly compressed? we called that stuff astroturff, I think that one came from Jamaica.

Ur so right he's the best ever I think the Americans don't get it like us Irish ,Scottish and English, only funny American stand up in my eyes is Richard pryor but Billy is the best

Congratulations on the most moronic comment ever. You win a bowl of used spaghettios.

He is. It’s an old story.

Beigeist!