Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol

Well, someones gotta do it, right? Nah, just kidding, LOVE Billy!

Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.

I do yes great man

@@billb7876 it is🤣

But it's washed in water ... Of course!!!!!

Ah now, are you suggesting Aussies don't have outstanding personalities? Surely not. Commiserations on the German though.

I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.

i feel the same, although i would probably of missed most of the show crying tears of laughter . when i came out it was dark

Just when you can’t laugh anymore- billy hits you with ‘when i came out it was dark’ just indescribable hilarity and genius

ffs, its not that funny🙄

Yes it is, it's the best belly laugh I have had for a long time

Same 🤣 different freeway.

I remember it from the early nineties. Omg I thought I was going to die.

Every single time I watch this, I’m crying from laughter. Hats off to you for being able to navigate to pull over off the 401.

One real funny man bless you

You and your wife are so happy. You mad man😅

The exact same thing happened to me and my dog he thinks I had one of my night fits and tried to save me.

You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x

@@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af

@@JohnDoe-bo5yk I have to get up early, workday or weekend. 5 Children between ages 3 and 11.

@@JohnDoe-bo5ykthat sounds like a perfect start to the day 👌🏼

He had me in stitches

When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂 Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances.. What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺 I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣 Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!

@@christinecatt5391 At least we have KZfaq

It was always on my bucket list! My Dad took me when I was 15 years old, was so good seeing him in person. There will never be anyone better.

I saw him twice when he came to Adelaide; South Australia, needless to say I had “face ache” from laughing. 🤣😂🤣

It's so funny because it would be your worst nightmare, it happened to my husband in singapor

@Boab44 You are not the first to say this.

When he made the noise, you're thinking uh oh

What a braw story. TY for sharing.

My condolences.

Same! It's one of my favourites :D

I know that restaurant. 😊 I would never get a vindaloo anywhere let alone an extra (burning like the surface of the sun) hot.

@@bluefive1727 The evening I had my ring of fire experience was over 30 years ago at the end of a night out in Tynemouth ,I had only ever had mild curries and wasn't sure what to order so my brother ordered for me ,I was crying real tears while I ate it but I think the gallon of lager before helped ease the pain .

Translation: Vinda = scorch marks Loo = loo I haven't been to Tynemouth since 1975. Not because of the curries, I'm on the other side of the world.

@@mofo1739 ring of fire - so accurate 😆

What is the difference between a broken heart and a vindaloo? The day after a broken heart you feel like the bottom has fallen out of your world. The day after a vindaloo you feel like the world is falling out of your bottom. 😁

I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me

Hope you're well 💚

Big (virtual) hugs to you, Lily. I hope that you're well.

My dad told me he sat next to Billy on the shuttle from Glasgow to London....Said it was the funniest hour of his life

@@christhomas5353 I don’t get it

I'm staggered you have left The Greatest out of your comment: Richard Pryor.

Personal experiences are the funniest material.

SIR BILLY AND RIGHTLY SO

😆🤣😂

Same goes for Bali.

Same for Holguin, Cuba. I think it's a Spanish revenge for losing the Armada.

i took a photo of a toilet in the dominican republic , it was because that was where i spent most of my 2 week holiday!!

Lin, I know what you mean. I had tears rolling down my eyes and my stomach was in pain!

@@blai5e730 Absolutely!

Did the same 'bout an hour ago.... (was Billy on Colonoscopy, but still). Backstory: I'm 95% homebound, fairly immobile, tho still crispy in spirit. New, Younger neighbors are a bit at ease that I'm no longer too visible. I began snort, belly & bugger laughing so hard & loud that a neighbor ran up to see if I'd been hurt. (hmmm. Perhaps they thunk hardy laughing was a sign of damage?) Mind ya... t'was the same neighbor that ran Inside when I Yowled, during a Nasty, factual busted Ars fall as an electric transformer blew hard enough to shake the ground. Must say I'd prefer my Ars & bones be busted by Connolly or Carlin. Sad bit is that a decade from now, these names will not be recalled and (Imo) the new 'crude' aren't funny. Already , just a rare few, under 50, know who Will Rogers, Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens, or W.Churchill ( one liners) were, among other notables. My adult kidlets know I'm no fan of vulgarity (so overused, its effect is watered down). They Were nobbled when, sorting thru my LPs to scarf away, they found multis of these bestest. Sorry (or maybe not) for long ramble. Felt good, tho. I felt I could hear Your laughing as I read your comment. PS - add a love note to Richard Pryor , along w/the majestic story tellin of John Prine, in the mix

Big slipper. Cut your own hair comb. Incontinence knickers. Feet in the sleeves of the eider down. Legend.

I'm.laughjng do hard

God I'm in stitches

Just like Doctor Who

Not Irish but 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

That old lady's still runnin.

Your right I play it in slow speed even funnier I nearly spilt my tea

He never heard of loperamide it appears! Poor man!