"Lets put my dead boyfriend's face on the front of your car!"

"We must pretend to be as happy as possible so Greg Farshtey doesn't realize I'm discovering his secrets!"

"They squabble like Gukko birds over a berry" "What the Karzhani is a berry?" "I think it would be used as a source of sustenance if we weren't robots"

"This game of Lacrosse would have been Totally Radical without Buzzkill Mc'Water surffer over there." "Surffing on water is how you're supposed to do it" "Is that why you sold the most toys? Oh wait, I did!" "You guys ever wonder why we have a Toa of Earth and a Toa of Stone? I mean, what's the difference?" Seriously the best conversation dialog I've ever heard

"I could use my mask of mind control..." Hilarious! XD

"Nothing like a little snake imagery to tell you I'm the main villain." - *Big Evil Rock*

"I must find the avatar and restore my honor." " I hate you uncle, you smell and I hate you for all time." " Tahu got battle scars and now he's acting really weird."

Lmao i never noticed Onua never uses his chainsaws even in the final battle against the Rahkshi

Nice touch using "Flight of the Valkyries" during the Gukko bird scene as a callback to Mata Nui Online Game.

Takua, you’ll all be replaced by Hero Factory.

Being a hardcore Bionicle fan, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

"I must find the Avatar!" - Toa Tahu lol best line of the vid.

"I could use my Mask of- .... wait, that wouldn't help here."

Tahu: Radical! Gali: (I don't know what to put here.) Pohatu: discovering Creg farshteys secrets. Lewa: Tree speaking. Kopaka: ... Onua: Wondering where his chain swords are.

"Finally some screen time."-Makuta Teridax, 2015

tfw you could use your mask of MIND CONTROL

This needed more Pohatu

Ok pleeeaase do a Legends of Metru Nui next.

“Takuaaa you will all be replaced by Hero factory” “BUT WE WILL ALL GET A REBOOT IN 2015”

*LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE!* 😂 I absolutely lost it at that part. Just the massive swarm of them and the increased audio came out of nowhere

*LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE!*

Takua: "Oh no, Jaller is dead!" Tahu: "Thats rough buddy."

*Gathered friends, listen again to the tale... Of the rocks.*

Find the mask it must be found

For a 12 minute version, you did an alarmingly good job of capturing everything important about the movie. The one thing you definitely missed was Kopaka's chill attitude though. Definitely the best character in the movie and the saga. Playing on the gag that he doesn't talk much to make him not talk at all, eh?

Each time Onewa said something about him mask i felt personally attacked because the komau is my favorite kanohi (mostly because of how the great komau looks)

"Radical dude! Cowabunga!" -Toa Tahu

THIS IS GOLD

Pohatu asking the real questions: 2:16 3:08 7:46 9:30

I laughed. I cried. I woke up my roommate.

That music in the "bike" part was glorious, Bionicle AND lego racers? you're awesome. it makes sense for him, but i still think you should've chosen a different attitude for Tahu though.

"I MUST..." "I MUST..." "What is it Tahu?" "I MUST FIND THE AVATAR*

Noooooo it's the mask of mcguffin

I think I like this Tahu better.

3:19 Makuta is hilarious

Tahu acting like Prince Zuko made me rofl

This was so funny. You should make one for legends of metru nui.

"Have good-fun and don't perish-die!" best phrase from lewa XD

"I could use my Mask of Control."

And both Makuta and Takua were completely destroyed by the Energized Protodermis, which means that Makuta never takes over the great spirit robot's body. However, this also means that Jaller is never revived, and thus, the Inika are never a thing. Oh, who am I kidding. We would just have another ta-matoran fill in that gap. Maybe the one that goes slow to teleport.

this is the greatest thing ever. xD

Pohatu was really on to something

[FIND THE MASK IT MUST BE FOUND]

“I MUST FIND THE AVATAR, TO RESTORE MY HONOR !”I love the avatar the last air bender reference

My god that Lego racers music at 10:54 It's too much for me to handle. Also 10:42 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

Radical Dude

I still can't believe how good this is! I'd love to see your takes on the sequels, if you ever feel the mood strike you.

This is glorious. I actually remember watching this back in 2004 or so. So many memories, and now so many memes.

7:50 the greatest mystery of bionicle

I really wish there was a Miramax-animated Bionicle TV series (like how Ninjago got its own show, or how Hotwheels had World Race + Acceleracers, etc) so that you could make a whole series out of this.

this was beautiful

Congratulations your Takua has evolved into Takuanuva!

TAKUA!

I like how kopaka never speaks

“It’s not working let’s put him out of his misery” genius

Ehm... stone? xD

Takanuva and Makuta didn't die in the *energized protodermis* pool because they were made of metal, they died in the *energized protodermis* because it wasn't their *destiny* to fall in.

This is legitimately the funniest abridged series I've seen, second only to SAO abridged and on the same level as Gigguk's Evangelion abridged. I implore you to do the Metru Nui movies. You are a vat of potential!

This is too good

MATA NUI FORSAKEN HEAD

I am Takua, toa of fire-proveness!

some of the jokes or gags were a little on-the-nose, but every other joke was a gut buster. Tahu as a surfer-bro was hilarious and the ATLA reference was an 11/10 decision. Also the Hero Factory joke made me LMFAO. Thank you and to the others who made this!

hum actualy all 6 toa have the mask of levitation and they do need to eat something that comes from a specific kind of tree, so ya they know about whats is a berry.

this was funny. btw bionicles are apparently like 15% organic on mata nui. so they do eat....but that brings up a bunch of other questions lol

It's nice touch that takua repeats kanae-ra charge once he's a toa

Nuju could've used his mask of telekinesis to pull Takanuva out of that pool. (cricket sounds) Whaaat?

But Gali did have the Mask of Levitation. The Toa Nuva all found the six Nuva masks. Only after they defeated the Bohrok-Kal, they forgot all about them until Gali Nuva Blog. And then forgot about them again for Karda Nui.

As a huge fan of DBZ Abridged, I loved watching this. I know it's been a while since you made this but if you ever make abridged versions of the other movies I'm sure the entire Bionicle community, myself included, would greatly appreciate it. Great production!

The second "I could use my mask of mind control..." made me lose it xD Also, nice reference to MNOG with the Ride of the Valkyries playing when they fly the Gukko, you're a man of culture ;)

Can't Believe DarkAbridger is here too. Loved his work in Shoot my Weakpoints

The best video ever

MASK OF LEVITATION You dont have that one! NEVERMIND

I have personally only watched the 3rd one "Bionicle: Web of Shadows", But man! This video is just so hilarious and well written, Keep up the great work 👍.

i liked it, wonderfully awesome, the rahkshi and mask of control did the job!!

Thank you abridge, you have encouraged even more art for my mind eyes to view

This is hilarious since this is also bionicle in a nutshell kind of.

No Takua here just your normal peter rabbit!

Dude, this parody is... radical

best thing I've seen in a while! I can't believe it's taken me so many years to know this existed. LOL

Watching of this in 2019 and loved it! One thing I just can't get out of my head was all the music from KoTOR 2 Lego Racers. And how OP the mask of Mind Control actually is.

"From the village of easily accessible fiery death traps" And Pohatu being British/Australian Omg🤣 Also Hahli talking about no men in Ga-Koro... Well Vishola and Nokama don't have that problem.😉

No one: Turaga Onewa: *I cOuLd uSe mY mAsK oF mInD cOnTrOl*

Ahaha stellar work! Absolutely loved this.

FIND THE MASK IT MUST BE FOUND

Pohatu sounds like pickles from metalocalpyse and rattrap from beast wars had a baby. Brilliant.

"Find the mask, it must be found!"

This has me constantly rolling. Awesome!

3:14 Gali: Mask of Levitation Tahu: You dont have that one! Gali: Nevermind.

I love that you used “The bear and the maiden fair” from GOT in this 😂😂😂

Everything about this is perfect.

This Is A Masterpiece

"Jaller's Death!" is my favorite part

Find the subscribe button it must be found

You guys deserve more views. Your writing is very well written and fucking hilarious XD

I genuinely laughed 100 times watching this!

This is awesome!

"Why do we have toa of Earth and toa of Stone? What's the difference?" Good question.

Jesus christ this is amazing

I COULD USE MY MASK OF MIND CONTROL

RADICAL DUUUUDE!