"The dog dies at the end of both movies" LMAOOO 😂😂😂
@RamonaLeigh7 жыл бұрын
Joel Marquez Do the starving children eat the dog?! lol oh man! 😂😂😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Joel Marquez Probably!
@mariaguadalupeverver8676 Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernASMRSounds DO NOT SAY BAD WORDS THAT DISTRACTED YOU CAN CAUSS TROUBLE
@mariaguadalupeverver6469 Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernASMRSounds LAMEC
@Rachel315257 жыл бұрын
"You're an idiot" I am literally crying hahahahaha I love this
@umakemefeelspecialll7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Dekom Ima beat you with a rack young lady
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
Helen M I love how she highlights the shut up 😂. These role plays are brilliant ha ha ha.
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
Helen M Helen that made me laugh hard 😂
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
Helen M Indeed. Wherever she comes up with these ideas is beyond me 😂. This is gold ha.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Dekom Thank you! ❤️❤️
@grahamewoods57977 жыл бұрын
"I will chase you with a rake." Gold
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
She's a hateful thing.
@joshuaguerra25867 жыл бұрын
When she said " I'll hunt you down and chase you an beat you with a rake" I died
@junosplanet9997 жыл бұрын
Joshua Guerra ikr XD
@christapeterson51917 жыл бұрын
Joshua Guerra no the best part was when she said she'd beat you with a dead snake
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
:)
@brandonsewell15207 жыл бұрын
Joshua Guerra me too
@GianlucaBerger4 жыл бұрын
😂
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
"Old Yeller. . it's about a dog; the ending is great." 😂😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
You'll LOVE it!
@moetrons29387 жыл бұрын
La Chingona doesn't the dog hey shot because it had rabies?? I've never read the book but I saw my friends reading it and crying lmao
@calady117 жыл бұрын
I love your librarian roles. I was wondering if you could do a children's librarian role play where you're reading a book to some unruly children, as well as encountering a few overbearing parents.
@aelxys95107 жыл бұрын
calady11 YESSSS
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
calady11 I like that idea! I'll see what I can do!
@austinrios7 жыл бұрын
calady11 that would be so good
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
calady11 What a perfect idea. I love that idea 😂.
@rachelm98867 жыл бұрын
calady11 it could be harvest ! that would be hilarious
@Loopyhr077 жыл бұрын
"Old Yeller, have you seen it? The ending is great" lmao
@DthorIRL7 жыл бұрын
I love how this character absolutely despises people and kids but loves books, great acting like Oscar worthy acting
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
I used to have a science teacher who would always say, "I'm gonna slap you with a wet noodle".. This was in the late 80s/early 90s when teachers still got away with stuff like that.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
LOL! They'd probably get written up for that now.
@potpie19877 жыл бұрын
Omg! " if you spill it, I will hunt you down with a rake" This librarian means BUSINESS! 😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Do NOT make her go up there and clean up popcorn. She WILL bust your ass.
@Mmercury247 жыл бұрын
As someone else commented, we are SO lucky to have you in the asmr community ❤️
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm really happy to be here!
@jamiewickersham88997 жыл бұрын
"if you spill it I will chase you down with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 same
@yeee12277 жыл бұрын
Jamie wickersham XD
@kylelee8487 жыл бұрын
Jamie wickersham I like your trans flag!!!
@jamiewickersham88997 жыл бұрын
K.E. Murwell thanks!
@sarahcarmela76237 жыл бұрын
😂
@DianaIbarraa6 жыл бұрын
Just seeing the white board in the first few seconds made me realize this was going to be the greatest video ever
@celestialcirceasmr7 жыл бұрын
I saw "bitchy" in the title and couldn't click fast enough! These are so funny!
@madisonjuneau37637 жыл бұрын
"what do you have in mind" "frozen?! LET IT GO" THE BEST PART 😂😂😂
@AJF7107 жыл бұрын
Is she anyone else's spirit animal, or just mine?
@Himaryous6 жыл бұрын
She found a kindred spirit!
@weswilson19187 жыл бұрын
"A dog dies at the end of both of them." Literally peed myself and fell in love with your videos all over again. So creative and relaxing!!
@makenaabernathy98907 жыл бұрын
I was born in raised in Georgia, and moved away a few years ago, but your videos with the accent take me back. My nana worked as a librarian and I swear to everything that is holy that this character was inspired by the other lady that worked there, lord. Thanks for making me feel like I'm back at home :)
@mickeymoose25837 жыл бұрын
16:25 dang when she roasts the little girl though
@vdancefab24687 жыл бұрын
next time you ask for a helping of chicken nuggets, consider that.
@pwtunia7 жыл бұрын
"you're an idiot." I SCREAMED
@dreamrafters7 жыл бұрын
"at the end of both of them the dog dies" lmao, you're always a hoot! thanks for these videos :)
@RyanWalpoleOnline7 жыл бұрын
"I'll chase you down and beat you with a rake" had me full on snort laugh
@cardiacmyxoma40737 жыл бұрын
0:43 seconds in and I'm already laughing, THANK YOU!
@meld9257 жыл бұрын
your librarian roles and shopping hauls are my faves! I am a huge asmr fan, follow a lot of asmr artists and you are the only one I can watch right now! Thank you! please don't stop making asmr videos!!
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
Midnightblonde 81 same here. she's the only one I've been watching these days.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I love it too much to stop! :)
@Malcm593 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant comedy timing and wicked sarcastic humour... You really should be on television !👍😂
@LSALOSER7 жыл бұрын
"You can jump off a balcony up there for all I care" SAMEEEEEE 😂
@xxMCRmyxxgurl7 жыл бұрын
"you can jump off a balcony up there for all I care" 😂😂😂
@jamesmark7826 жыл бұрын
This'll be an SNL sketch within 2 years tops!
@shelby62017 жыл бұрын
girl you are my queen posting all these high quality role plays so frequently 👏👏
@florencelinsley39067 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed. I've been studying all day (my exams are in two weeks and I'm currently failing all of my classes - I'm not the most academic person let's just say that) and I need something to help me relax. Thank you!
@user-tw2ij7ss2t7 жыл бұрын
Florence Linsley wish you the best ❤
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Florence Linsley I'm so glad I can help! Good luck with your exams! 😎
@florencelinsley39067 жыл бұрын
Thank you both!!
@tedsharpe13597 жыл бұрын
How did your exams go??
@florencelinsley39067 жыл бұрын
Ted Sharpe I've only had one so far (I have 5 more spread out between the 15th to the 22nd) which was yesterday but it didn't go too well - they asked us a question about something that wasn't in the textbook. But there's no use worrying about it because what's done is done and I answered the question to the best of my ability :)
@grod4L7 жыл бұрын
I don't think you understand how good you are. Like I'm sure people tell you all the time, but really, you just take everything to the next level. Honestly. You are such a talented actress, and your roleplay videos never disappoint - the characters you bring to life are unforgettable! Who doesn't love Lynette? Btw, does this bitchy librarian character have a name? Because I adore her!
@Molliundera_7 жыл бұрын
"I will chase you down with a rake" I'm DYING 😂
@perryh.53063 жыл бұрын
Your beautiful 💞💞💞
@embeexoxo7 жыл бұрын
I NEED to know this woman's back story. Also would love to see her interact with Haven and Ngee! 😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Oh dear...she'd give Haven and Ngee a complex that Harvest couldn't undo with all the patchouli and free-range quinoa in the world.
@cricketphx7 жыл бұрын
free range quinoa! You're killing me! :D
@jadenkeeler5685 жыл бұрын
No honey. It’s with the back of the throat. Like this “Mnnnngee” say it with me now. I have a class on how to pronounce his name if you’d like to sign up?!
@Himaryous5 жыл бұрын
You pronounced it wrong.
@berrymartin82517 жыл бұрын
There's actually a woman at my library that acts this way.
@Lagoon9997 жыл бұрын
Tells first kids that come in that the dog dies at the end of both movies, tells rest of kids that come in that the endings are great. Lmao
@ashlm67586 жыл бұрын
" I will chase you with a rake. I find you and I will beat you with a rake." 😂😂
@m5ndayrblx1497 жыл бұрын
"Where do you think you are Chuck E Cheese" YOU ARE THE BEST AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
I love when she spoiled the ending of the book
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Then she got mad because the person didn't want to check it out! Ha!
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
I love your role-plays!!
@SpootyCootie137 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what that Angela book was, and I'm still mad you spoiled it.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Oh, is THAT why you didn't want to check it out? Haha
@Brokeboy__J6 жыл бұрын
lol I love the shut up sign. As soon as I saw it I started laughing
@molly-iv7vb7 жыл бұрын
*Starving Children Documentaries are the way to go.*
@LiliCanal7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what makes me laugh more: that roleplay, or the fact that the two women who work at my library are exactly like that! (I've always wanted to go in there with a hidden camera and record my conversations with them.)
@LiliCanal7 жыл бұрын
Oh man... Seems like bitchy librarians is a thing!
@anon-ib8kp7 жыл бұрын
"Always remember shut up!!" Omggggg I love you, I love your bitchy role plays
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@jfuller17227 жыл бұрын
"No neither one of them is a cartoon, why does everything have to be animated? Why don't you look at something real for once. Give it a shot!" I'm dead 😂😂😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
That's something that I actually said to one of my kids once.
@lordepureheroine69315 жыл бұрын
“Yeah,you haft to give it to that lady over there,the one with the mustache” IM DEADDDDDDDDDD
@mathildamarigold29117 жыл бұрын
this woman is a gift and her videos are top notch!!! 💕😛
@mathildamarigold29117 жыл бұрын
i was falling asleep until she told me she would beat me with a rake.
@taib.27917 жыл бұрын
"I'll hunt you down and beat you with a dead snake" may be the best thing I've ever heard
@JillyMae895 жыл бұрын
"put your little life in perspective" 🤣🤣💀
@its_Eleanora756 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god look at the cuss words" *gasp* "Yikes" 😂😂😂😂 Me
@LP-dw4nn6 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, I haven't even started the video and I am laughing out loud at your sign. I love your sense of humor!
@Otakuwench9047 жыл бұрын
The frowny faces on the white board hurt me more than anything you said XD Also, I was thinking "Why didn't she put Schindler's li- ah. Ah ok."
@bubbam207 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of every single Librarian I've ever met in my life. Love the choice of movies. Lol
@echilcote42353 жыл бұрын
Ikr, the accuracy, lol.
@willow81863 жыл бұрын
“I will hint you down and beat you with rake.” ... omfg xD lmao
@asmralligator45617 жыл бұрын
" no I will not hold the movie for you... you're not that special" haha 😂 i love this so much
@skyemullens10247 жыл бұрын
"I will beat you with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michelles43304 жыл бұрын
can never have enough of these roleplays😂 i love it🧡
@Brandy2067 жыл бұрын
That's right 'shut up' 😂😂
@waytoBritish7 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I'd get to sleep without your videos, thankyou so much Mary ☺️ X
@fbjewels7 жыл бұрын
What a coincidence, that's also my number one rule!
@perryh.53063 жыл бұрын
💞💞💞
@WhisperAudiosASMR7 жыл бұрын
Omg you look just like my ex boyfriends mom! Haha! Slay Mary! Slay!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Hahaha!
@keyona30707 жыл бұрын
I dont even come here for the asmr I honestly just come here for the comedy😂
@ryanreynoldswife80105 жыл бұрын
Omg “SHUT UP movie day 3:00 pm” 😂😂Given me the laughs and the tingles 🙌🏼
@brynnvictoriiaa7 жыл бұрын
i love the library role plays they are my favourite
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@kyleknapp567 Жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna chase you with a rake”. 🤣
@sully29327 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the birthday gift Mary! You rock! 😆
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome! Happy birthday! :)
@nataliegirl1007 жыл бұрын
The crinkle and typing though 😍😴💜
@ahaha69617 жыл бұрын
"If you spill it, I will chase you down with a rake."
@lailan54836 жыл бұрын
“I’ll beat you with a dead snake 🐍” Hahaha that gets me every time 😂
@raymondcarter27724 жыл бұрын
OMG...Loved the whole "flagging the popcorn with radioactive isotopes" bit...like you were momentarily possessed by Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.
@averynoellerose7 жыл бұрын
we all know this librarian in real life...
@baekhyunee6507 жыл бұрын
always remember "shut up"
@road32405 жыл бұрын
"if you spill popcorn I will find you and beat you." lol awesome
@milothecat20947 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is pure GOLD LOL
@TrainTransportShortsOfficial7 жыл бұрын
Loll 😂🤣 "SHUT UP." They aren't allowed to say it like that but pretty much the idea of the library is keep quiet or at least noise to a minimum. In Australia they have a kids area that's loud ish tho and only the adult section is quiet.
@MoreTravelPlease7 жыл бұрын
lmao the mad smileys
@UKBibi7 жыл бұрын
The number, quality and variety of the videos you put out is amazing! I always get angry with the bitchy characters at first because they are just SO mean. Then I just start laughing and relaxing. The Schindler's List comment was hilarious - she's one messed up lady! Good luck with your house move :)
@neicoletrahan58167 жыл бұрын
You are literally my favorite person on youtube! It's gonna be awkward if I ever find myself in a relationship because whomever he is might find my night time habit of watching you every single night strange!😂
@shannong9797 жыл бұрын
I started watching ASMR 5 years ago. My husband thought it was strange at first, but now he puts a video on almost nightly for our 4 year old to listen to in bed. It helps her immensely (along with melatonin).
@annadau86126 жыл бұрын
I actually watch your videos because of the stories and characters you create for each and every one!
@JessicaListens7 жыл бұрын
I started laughing so hard at 06:31 😂
@MlNAJ2 ай бұрын
please bring this series back Mary!! this character is too good to leave us 😭😭
@JoseTorres-ql8eo7 жыл бұрын
I also love he sound of the books when you open them
@bigmoney-hq5fl7 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard when you said "I'll chase you with a rake"
@ryleej38445 жыл бұрын
“Or more children, great.” Me at school every day.
@Foroctos7 жыл бұрын
this is good that i watch it for entertainment
@natmarquetti6 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure it was an accident but congratulations on being here early this time" 😂😂😂
@lily95583 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing so loud at this video!! That’s so me “oh more kids... great” LOL you should honestly be on Hollywood!! Sooo good!!!
@emilyhawkins41537 жыл бұрын
Honestly... you had me belly laughing! thank you so much xxx
@vee31337 жыл бұрын
I started laughing as soon as I read the sign😂😂😂😂😂 omg ur work is beyond amazing, I love it❤
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you like it! :)
@avaako7 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they wear cardigans and multi colored glasses
@hhunter4187 жыл бұрын
*not you little freeloaders* I'm actually dying! Great vid 😊
@lauren13597 жыл бұрын
how do you keep a straight face? I wouldn't be able to refrain from laughing... lol. do you have bloopers?
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Lauren Southwick Normally, I'm OK. I get tickled thinking about the video while I'm setting up, but usually I'm good by the time I start recording. I just imagine that I am this person, and I address people the way she would, and I'm good to go.
@JillyMae895 жыл бұрын
It looks like all one cut. Idk how she doesn't bust out laughing 😂 "I'll chase you down with a rake"
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
These bitchy role plays are just perfect 😂. These videos crack me up 😂. Great job as always ha.
@willb63517 жыл бұрын
"I will find u and I will best u w/ a rake"😂😂
@willb63517 жыл бұрын
Beat*
@conniebradley93073 жыл бұрын
No. 1 Rule. Shut up’!!! Kids are to be seen and not heard!!’ Loving the glasses and the hair!!’ Gotta hide the rakes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@joamurray22377 жыл бұрын
"We have old Yeller in the first room, and in the second room we have documentary on starving children." I can't stop laughing 😂
@KittieDanger7 жыл бұрын
Take your ungrateful little tail up there....look at me..look at me...I'm rolling! LMAO! Old Yeller or starving children...can I check out a book instead? Mary is the Queen of characters...now I'm being "kicked out of the library for laughing so much"!
@pinklesprinkle61576 жыл бұрын
You're so funny and talented !! "If Olaf don't find you" 😂😂