"The dog dies at the end of both movies" LMAOOO 😂😂😂

"You're an idiot" I am literally crying hahahahaha I love this

"I will chase you with a rake." Gold

When she said " I'll hunt you down and chase you an beat you with a rake" I died

"Old Yeller. . it's about a dog; the ending is great." 😂😂

I love your librarian roles. I was wondering if you could do a children's librarian role play where you're reading a book to some unruly children, as well as encountering a few overbearing parents.

"Old Yeller, have you seen it? The ending is great" lmao

I love how this character absolutely despises people and kids but loves books, great acting like Oscar worthy acting

I used to have a science teacher who would always say, "I'm gonna slap you with a wet noodle".. This was in the late 80s/early 90s when teachers still got away with stuff like that.

Omg! " if you spill it, I will hunt you down with a rake" This librarian means BUSINESS! 😂

As someone else commented, we are SO lucky to have you in the asmr community ❤️

"if you spill it I will chase you down with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 same

Just seeing the white board in the first few seconds made me realize this was going to be the greatest video ever

I saw "bitchy" in the title and couldn't click fast enough! These are so funny!

"what do you have in mind" "frozen?! LET IT GO" THE BEST PART 😂😂😂

Is she anyone else's spirit animal, or just mine?

She found a kindred spirit!

"A dog dies at the end of both of them." Literally peed myself and fell in love with your videos all over again. So creative and relaxing!!

I was born in raised in Georgia, and moved away a few years ago, but your videos with the accent take me back. My nana worked as a librarian and I swear to everything that is holy that this character was inspired by the other lady that worked there, lord. Thanks for making me feel like I'm back at home :)

16:25 dang when she roasts the little girl though

"you're an idiot." I SCREAMED

"at the end of both of them the dog dies" lmao, you're always a hoot! thanks for these videos :)

"I'll chase you down and beat you with a rake" had me full on snort laugh

0:43 seconds in and I'm already laughing, THANK YOU!

your librarian roles and shopping hauls are my faves! I am a huge asmr fan, follow a lot of asmr artists and you are the only one I can watch right now! Thank you! please don't stop making asmr videos!!

Absolutely brilliant comedy timing and wicked sarcastic humour... You really should be on television !👍😂

"You can jump off a balcony up there for all I care" SAMEEEEEE 😂

"you can jump off a balcony up there for all I care" 😂😂😂

This'll be an SNL sketch within 2 years tops!

girl you are my queen posting all these high quality role plays so frequently 👏👏

Just what I needed. I've been studying all day (my exams are in two weeks and I'm currently failing all of my classes - I'm not the most academic person let's just say that) and I need something to help me relax. Thank you!

I don't think you understand how good you are. Like I'm sure people tell you all the time, but really, you just take everything to the next level. Honestly. You are such a talented actress, and your roleplay videos never disappoint - the characters you bring to life are unforgettable! Who doesn't love Lynette? Btw, does this bitchy librarian character have a name? Because I adore her!

"I will chase you down with a rake" I'm DYING 😂

I NEED to know this woman's back story. Also would love to see her interact with Haven and Ngee! 😂

There's actually a woman at my library that acts this way.

Tells first kids that come in that the dog dies at the end of both movies, tells rest of kids that come in that the endings are great. Lmao

" I will chase you with a rake. I find you and I will beat you with a rake." 😂😂

"Where do you think you are Chuck E Cheese" YOU ARE THE BEST AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I love when she spoiled the ending of the book

I don't even know what that Angela book was, and I'm still mad you spoiled it.

lol I love the shut up sign. As soon as I saw it I started laughing

*Starving Children Documentaries are the way to go.*

I don't know what makes me laugh more: that roleplay, or the fact that the two women who work at my library are exactly like that! (I've always wanted to go in there with a hidden camera and record my conversations with them.)

"Always remember shut up!!" Omggggg I love you, I love your bitchy role plays

"No neither one of them is a cartoon, why does everything have to be animated? Why don't you look at something real for once. Give it a shot!" I'm dead 😂😂😂

“Yeah,you haft to give it to that lady over there,the one with the mustache” IM DEADDDDDDDDDD

this woman is a gift and her videos are top notch!!! 💕😛

"I'll hunt you down and beat you with a dead snake" may be the best thing I've ever heard

"put your little life in perspective" 🤣🤣💀

"Oh my god look at the cuss words" *gasp* "Yikes" 😂😂😂😂 Me

Oh my gosh, I haven't even started the video and I am laughing out loud at your sign. I love your sense of humor!

The frowny faces on the white board hurt me more than anything you said XD Also, I was thinking "Why didn't she put Schindler's li- ah. Ah ok."

This reminds me of every single Librarian I've ever met in my life. Love the choice of movies. Lol

“I will hint you down and beat you with rake.” ... omfg xD lmao

" no I will not hold the movie for you... you're not that special" haha 😂 i love this so much

"I will beat you with a rake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

can never have enough of these roleplays😂 i love it🧡

That's right 'shut up' 😂😂

I don't know how I'd get to sleep without your videos, thankyou so much Mary ☺️ X

What a coincidence, that's also my number one rule!

Omg you look just like my ex boyfriends mom! Haha! Slay Mary! Slay!

I dont even come here for the asmr I honestly just come here for the comedy😂

Omg “SHUT UP movie day 3:00 pm” 😂😂Given me the laughs and the tingles 🙌🏼

i love the library role plays they are my favourite

“I’m gonna chase you with a rake”. 🤣

Thanks for the birthday gift Mary! You rock! 😆

The crinkle and typing though 😍😴💜

"If you spill it, I will chase you down with a rake."

“I’ll beat you with a dead snake 🐍” Hahaha that gets me every time 😂

OMG...Loved the whole "flagging the popcorn with radioactive isotopes" bit...like you were momentarily possessed by Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.

we all know this librarian in real life...

always remember "shut up"

"if you spill popcorn I will find you and beat you." lol awesome

Lmao this is pure GOLD LOL

Loll 😂🤣 "SHUT UP." They aren't allowed to say it like that but pretty much the idea of the library is keep quiet or at least noise to a minimum. In Australia they have a kids area that's loud ish tho and only the adult section is quiet.

lmao the mad smileys

The number, quality and variety of the videos you put out is amazing! I always get angry with the bitchy characters at first because they are just SO mean. Then I just start laughing and relaxing. The Schindler's List comment was hilarious - she's one messed up lady! Good luck with your house move :)

You are literally my favorite person on youtube! It's gonna be awkward if I ever find myself in a relationship because whomever he is might find my night time habit of watching you every single night strange!😂

I actually watch your videos because of the stories and characters you create for each and every one!

I started laughing so hard at 06:31 😂

please bring this series back Mary!! this character is too good to leave us 😭😭

I also love he sound of the books when you open them

i laughed so hard when you said "I'll chase you with a rake"

“Or more children, great.” Me at school every day.

this is good that i watch it for entertainment

"I'm sure it was an accident but congratulations on being here early this time" 😂😂😂

I’m laughing so loud at this video!! That’s so me “oh more kids... great” LOL you should honestly be on Hollywood!! Sooo good!!!

Honestly... you had me belly laughing! thank you so much xxx

I started laughing as soon as I read the sign😂😂😂😂😂 omg ur work is beyond amazing, I love it❤

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they wear cardigans and multi colored glasses

*not you little freeloaders* I'm actually dying! Great vid 😊

how do you keep a straight face? I wouldn't be able to refrain from laughing... lol. do you have bloopers?

These bitchy role plays are just perfect 😂. These videos crack me up 😂. Great job as always ha.

"I will find u and I will best u w/ a rake"😂😂

No. 1 Rule. Shut up’!!! Kids are to be seen and not heard!!’ Loving the glasses and the hair!!’ Gotta hide the rakes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"We have old Yeller in the first room, and in the second room we have documentary on starving children." I can't stop laughing 😂

Take your ungrateful little tail up there....look at me..look at me...I'm rolling! LMAO! Old Yeller or starving children...can I check out a book instead? Mary is the Queen of characters...now I'm being "kicked out of the library for laughing so much"!

You're so funny and talented !! "If Olaf don't find you" 😂😂

#illbeatyouwithadeadsnake

"I will chase you down with a rake" 😂