Damn the decaf folks got roasted harder than Starbucks burnt beans

"I like my coffee how I like my men... naked." - the old lady I served 7 years ago but never forgot.

I roast coffee for a living. Somehow, I am both of these people 😂

Putting the coffee grounds in your lip reminded me the first time I tried chocolate covered espresso beans. We went to a coffee shop, was curious and ordered a small cup of those beans. Ate them while watching a movie…they were good! About 15 minutes later, I think the people around me could hear my heart thumping. I didn’t sleep at all that evening.

Black coffee - stimulates the urges - served in Lutheran churches - keeps the Swedes and the Germans awake through the sermons - black coffee.

I started drinking my coffee black a few years ago. Not for any other reason that I was just too lazy to get out the sugar and cream, pour it in the cup, find one of those little spoons, and stir it up. Way, way to much effort first thing in the morning. Have been drinking it black ever since.

Charlie is something else 😂 love as a midwesterner we can have our own relate able guy telling our life stories 😅😝

"I like my coffee like I like my soul. Black." Bro, thats the most goth thing ever😂

Now this was hilarious! I spit up my decaf several times while watching this…

He’s getting to relatable

Keeping a good buzz for the Lord!😂 How can you not love Charlie?!

Legend has it decaf Charlie is still watching the paint dry.

"Not boring, I just enjoy watching paint dry." Pure comedy gold! 🤣 I started drinking coffee when I was in the Navy - first with cream and sugar, then cream only, then black. On very rare occasions it'll be decaf, but usually the fully leaded variety. I'll sometimes splurge on a frufru drink, and I often drink flavored coffee. I'm watching this video while enjoying a Cameron's Chocolate Caramel Brownie coffee from the Kurig that I bought at Goodwill.

Decaf...it takes the joy out of everything. 😂 I like that Ick cup!

This guy’s comedy is up there with Trevor Wallace 😂

Charlie is as fresh and invigorating as my Shell Station dark roast 👍

this is how you get a good buzz going for the lord. I am dying.

Sometimes a new Charlie vid is all i need to cure my homesickness.

YES! I say the same thing about black coffee, just like my soul 🤣🤣 I don’t need it to taste good, I need it to get in my body and do it’s JOB 🤣🤣🤣

"I only do missionary with myself"-hahaha hilarious

Loving the extended versions of these skits!

The worst thing about liking black coffee (french press made, of course ~ aahhh...💪😜) is finding GOOD coffee. When you take away the cream & sugar, suddenly you realize how awful most brands taste. (Esp Starbutt's burnt-tobacco blends. They should serve it in Venti size ash trays, ugh.)

This is accurate in Wisconsin and Minnesota

Black coffee drinker was my dad. He used to pour a whole pot of coffee into an old Stanley Thermos and that was basically all he would drink during the day.

I too, was a full- leaded addict. Then I had that intervention from my cardioligst and the cardiac surgeon (who, BTW, had already booked his month long Carribean vacay based on my diagnosis), and I saw the light... Damn them!

I am a black decaf drinker. I have never been so confused about who I am.

The lesson here is: people who base their whole personality around the coffee they drink are universally, in their own ways, douchebags.

Full-on caffeine no cream, no sugar.... way to go!

I love my black stright coffee. The darker the better I just washed my coffee pot for the first time in like 5-6 years and the flavor sucks now haha, i need to wait and build it back up

I like milk in my coffee. Have a good weekend .

I like my coffee dark and black. No need to dump in those contaminants. I had a coworker once that didn't like how black the inside my coffee cup was at work once, so she cleaned it. I had to reseason it all over again. Like the idea of putting some grounds under the lip to stay awake during church.

I have a friend who is a hardcore black coffee drinker, and that creamer one I have seen first hand😅

Your contents are the funniest

As someone that drinks black coffee at home and… for some unexplained reason fru fru drinks at the Starbucks I do work out of… I felt the duality of philosophy’s just now…

I have become the decaf coffee drinker ((hangs head in shame)) 😂 this is life over 40

I really like Folgers French Roast. And to be extra fancy, I sometimes sprinkle some cinnamon on top of the grounds before brewing…in my percolator. ❤ I know, I know, I sound like I’m rich but I’m really not. I only buy the coffee when it’s BOGO at Publix 😂 And you definitely wanna keep the cans to use as kitchen and/or garage containers. You can even put your kids’ Lego’s in them 😃

The utter desperation in his eyes when he offers herbal cigarettes holy shit😂

Is it odd that im constantly bouncing back between these people

"Can you please turn that off, Golf is way too distracting" 😂😂😂

OMG, I used to dip instant MRE coffee in the army to stay awake. It works better than Tabasco sauce in the eye.

Like a great cup this video is fresh

Always good for a smile and a laugh! Thank you Charlie! ❤️

Hot cocoa with an espresso shot is my coffee drink

That’s gold Charlie… Kwik Trip Karuba Gold! ☕️ 😂

Who's drinking coffee while watching this video

I could enjoy so many versions of this. All this

Fantastic video! Love your idea of putting coffee grounds in your lip during church. 🤣 Maybe I should recommend that to people who are falling asleep in church. So excited to see your tour is coming through Denver in 2024. 👏🏻

My bright red oil funnel was bought from the local hardware store. it sits proudly upon the fridge.

Herbal cigarette 💀

I used to drink one part sugar three parts cream, four parts coffee ☕. Now that I have my French press and I'm an addict , black only maybe Bailey's on the weekends. When I spill the beans while I'm grinding them my dog eats them and she is extremely excitable.😊

“I tried baaaagged coffee, see? Screwed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

old Charlie can always make me laugh!

Black coffee drinker here. Can't you tell

I'm sipping on some extra strong cold black instant coffee right now. People wonder how I do it. I like the taste. I started usyally drinking coffee with a lot of sugar and milk or cream and then I got used to using to less sugar over time for the sake of health and really liked regular black coffee and then I got used to cold instant coffee when camping out homeless and still wanting to drink coffee and get caffeinated conveniently. Now I usually only bother using heated water to make coffee if I feel cold and want to warm up or want to make it easier to occasionally mix in some honey, blackstrap molasses, or maple syrup.

Super funny. Thank yous.

This video deserves 100k likes!

My decaf guy celebrity crush versus the guy who scares me the most. Perfect! Remember when Letterman had his quadruple bypass in the 90's & his doctors made caffeine off-limits? For some reason, this skit reminds me of that & all of Letterman's "useless brown water" decaf jokes. 😅 ☕️☕️

This guy's comedy is top Tear😂😂😂

As a decaf drinker ......sadly this is all true except the part about staying up for 5 nights. Usually if I feel sassy and have a regular cup early in the AM it will just keep me up until 5am the next day. I have ben known to drive all night on one Mcdonald's iced tea with sugar of course.

The skit and then the great comments to enjoy! Awesome! Black coffee here , regular, no flavorings...decafe when heart palpitations start up 😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Keep em coming!

HAHA... this is amazing

I can’t drink Starbucks decaf, it gives me the jitters. This was so great! 😂

Very funny video. Thank you.

as someone who drinks it black I have a travel mug I haven't washed in a good two-three years... however I also love vanilla ice cream and bagged coffee.

"Get a good buzz going for the Lord..." 😂😂😂

Who is this guy, really! 😂 Scrambled! You got me there 😂

I like your coffee cup, It says what you are! LOL

I love the part where he said I enjoy watching paint dry.

Ole Charlie is dipping into the drafts again.

Listening to my KZfaq queue at 2x speed >>>>> Coffee

That's me...black coffee...real coffee...☺️Charlie is my favorite comedian.

Real OG's know that this is a re-upload.

Watching this while eating my oatmeal with water 😂 I hate coffee tho. If I’m gonna suffer through it, I’d at least want some caffeine.

" like my room i just redecorated" me " there's nothing there"

SO FUNNY!!! Going to Starbucks is like going to Disney... So Yesterday 😂

"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." -- Jean-Luc Picard

Whoa, whoa , whoa…. Keep ‘er movin’ on them steel cut oats with water

I like my coffee black, like my soul. lol

The ending though

"I'm not a serial killer" So Charlie finally addressed the elephant in the room :P

Missionary...to myself. 😂

Nice piece of trivia: a regular coffee in greater Boston is a double double in Canada, two creams and two sugars everywhere else.

I need that hat

My decaf drinking ass be like "I'm not boring, I just have an anxiety disorder"

I work nights so sometimes when I get off work between 6am and 8am I will drink a decaf and chat it up with a friend or two at the lounge or coffee shop. But in NO WAY am I labeled a decaf drinker. I drink roughly 3qts of straight black coffee a day.

Coffee grounds between the cheek and gum 😂😂😂

JEEEEEEZ ?! MAXWELL HOUSE ! COLUMBIAN ! 5 SCOOPS ! BLACK !

And here I thought I was the only one who dipped coffee in church.

I must be old. I fondly remember working in a Texaco during high-school and along with full service at the pumps, had to keep a pot of complementary coffee brewing all day for the customers. No $7 a cup coffee flavored warm milkshakes from Starbucks.

Creamer and sugar is a luxury.

Flannel on flannel lol

i drink coffee no suger, dont touch energy drinks! yes i consider myself better than most people!

I used to work for a 24HR company I almost lost it when are PR/sales rep made Decaf poured a cup left a pot 😅

I seen a pbr on the zapper. Now I gotta start drinking until I fall asleep...

lol, O'Douls. it is the same thing isn't it!

Decaf mug is a cup. 'Nuff said! 😂

When I moved to NYC I had to explain daily that "Cream and Sugar" isn't "Milk and Sugar," and they taught me that "Coffee: Regular" equals milk and sugar.

I like my coffee like I like my men, dark & bitter. 🖤

My 90+ yr old Grandma says "If you adulterate your coffee you are not really a coffee drinker."