Fun fact: This is actually how the Gman gets around when you're not looking.

"Good morning Mister Freeman, looks like you're running late" *Proceeds to walk painfully slow to the gate*

imagine working there and then new coworker starts hopping

“Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained speedrunner!”

For a theoretical physicist, he certainly makes Physics look "theoretical"

“Gordon we have complete confidence in you” - proceeds to push a bin on their brains

,,Black mesa in 35 minutes" Xen: lmao

"Minor Fracture Detected." The HEV suit isn't talking about Gordon's legs. It's talking about the fabric of reality.

You know when he grab a prop it's about to get weird

Gman at 9:11 "Hehe, I'm going to freak Gordon out when he- WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?"

"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional" gordon: playing with a barrel

"Are you seriously watching speedruns by yourself?" No! I'm with the science team!

POGPOGPOGPOGPOG I'll edit comment later edit: he even pre-hops the blast door opening at the beginning, I had no idea the whole door unclips as soon as it activates- THE BINBOOST- HAHA THE LADDER GLITCH wait how can you prop fly in this engine version? I love how the elevator skip is still the same mostly, but you just jam the doors with a houndeye wAIT it's legal to just start a new game at the level as soon as you unlock the level? haha - and taking the time to tripmine the cinematic at 19:00, that's the reason I still watch these

27:06 Game Designer: "Desert like scene... Lets place a cactus here..." [Speedy uses the cactus to skip the scene] Game Designer: "How could I not see that coming?"

9:12 Gordon: *somehow manages to get to the whe other side of the facility in a millisecond and bhops at the speed of light* Gman: I-

26:38 I love how you perfectly timed this break to show Gordon’s existential struggle with what he has to do to this hive hand

"oh gorden, there you are - " *b-hops away* "THERE HE IS" *falls through the floor* " *GORDEN* "

Could you imagine being the scientists and security guards helping the wounded and trapped after the cascade and just seeing the orange blur of Gordon Freeman whizzing past you?

When you ask for a table and the waiter says “follow me”

"Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he is a highly trained professional." Gordon: *Jumps on equipment an plays with metal bins*

This is what a Ph.D in Theoretical Physics looks like? Nice.

"What's he doing with that trash can?" "He is starting to believe!" "No metaphors Morpheus, wtf is he doing with that trash can?" "Oh. I have no idea"

I just love it when people are dedicated to make remasters faithful. They even left in the bug where if you grabbed any object, it would throw you across the map! That's dedication!

00:00 - Intro/Black Mesa Inbound 01:18 - Anomalous Materials 06:38 - Unforeseen Consequences 10:25 - Office Complex 11:39 - We've Got Hostiles 12:12 - Blast Pit 13:58 - Power Up 14:20 - On A Rail 17:26 - Apprehension 20:59 - Residue Processing 23:07 - Questionable Ethics 24:02 - Surface Tension 28:34 - Forget About Freeman 29:25 - Lambda Core 36:26 - End Credits Good run by the way!

The whole Black Mesa incident was caused by a stool as seen at 4:58

Imagine having to walk at all - this post was teleported in by Gah-lalong Gang

"Ah, Gordon, there you are" *Gordon vanishes in the floor*

"You know, Barney has been pretty scarce on these parts" *Barney zooms by going to another sector Bhopping*

10:15 I like how it's a reminiscent of the original box boost in Half-Life 1 due to how weird physics are when you push a box and the velocity you gained from pushing the box sideways gives you just enough to jump over the gap Seeing almost the same thing happen in Black Mesa sure is amusing and surprising.

Normally the Human Body is comprised of mostly water. With Freeman however, it's mostly Morphine. Like, 90% of his liquid content is morphine.

5:38 everyone else: WOAH THATS NOT GOOD BIG EXPLOSIONAAAAAAA gordon: d a t a f l o o d

It's both amazing yet insane how someone is able to complete stuff like this, all perfect movements, every pixel perfect frame, mastered. There are things I did not even know were possible to do, and yet these people continue to push the limits of breaking them. Madness. But really well done. 👏

"Practice your long jump if you must…" What long jump? You mean this? >Glitch-flies across the room

watching you guys just break every game you come into contact with will never not be entertaining. Please never stop

2:15 Scientist: "Ah Gordon! There you are." Gordon: *clips though reality*

I really wanna see this animated like that one Breath of the Wild speedrun. I want to see Freeman crawl up the ladder at super sonic speeds like some sort of demon.

This is why the military couldn’t catch Freeman, because he knew how to speed run life

How to teleport: Hover trash can over who you wish to teleport

Wow. I waited until the 1.0 release before playing this, and I'm glad I did. All the little extra bits of polish. And that voice cameo from someone special.

I had subtitles on and didn't even realize until the part where you tau cannon jump across the cliff, at which point the only subtitles on screen are [Applause]

Actual footage of Kyle escaping Area 51 after drinking the experimental Monster stored within.

This is just beautiful on so many levels, from original concept of the game world to breaking the game in artsy way

9:11 Gman: * dramatizing his mysterious intent* Gordon: * rolls him up into a ball and dunks him in a basketball hoop while bhopping off the catwalk *

WOW! Unexpected run, GJ! Waiting XEN run from you when it's released D

2:12 Ahh Gordon, there you are! *Gordon Disappears*

This is nuts. Impressive playing, not just the glitches.

I like how you can make NPCs skip walking by hitting them with random stuff

(9:10) Don't mind me, just passing through...

Oh man, it's like I'm watching the quadrazid speedrun all over again!

Breen: "If only you had used your boundless energy for a useful purpose."

“Ah Gordon, there you are!” *instantly teleports*

26:57 Security guard: hey get these guys off me Gordon: *runs away* Security guard: am I joke to you?

“running late today Mr. Freeman” lmao yea

I love how in the beginning the scientists just casually carry on as their fellow scientist bunnyhop past them at mach 6

3:02 -cientist 1 - "hes a higly trained profesional" -gordon *jump lots of times on a metal barrel

9:10, that moment Freeman crossed G-man and he's like: "Step aside, B*TCH!"

10:10 Oh good. They got past the part with the bugged jumping mechanic. I was worried.

I love how the scientists are so calm and saying good morning like this is a regular occurrence

I legit want to know just how much he had to train to get to this level, this is just amazing, having to memorize everything, every bug, which btw is the part of this, every jump and knowing the perfect timings. And I know it takes too many tries to get a good run but still, having this level of control and accuracy of your movements is VERY impressive

No matter it's a barrel,a box,a plank or even an anti-tank missile,you give him those,and Gordon Freeman can fly.

When you have a 45 minute free trial

Grunts: "Stay back!" Freeman: "This time no ass cream, cause you didn't say please"

Just started playing this game for the first time, and i love speedruns, this is so cool to watch!

8:48 "Fuck this" *rams chair into wall at the speed of sound* BOOM

19:05 Laser mine: Am I a Joke to you?

It's 7:00 AM and I need to be finishing homework but instead I'm watching someone play a game but really fast. Thanks KZfaq!

“Looks like you running late” -Starts jumping around like a mad man

Ofc RIGHT AFTER i was watching the hl2 speedruns. Godspeed

"Looks like you're running late" *Looks at title* 🤔

6:35 absolutely dying at the fact that Gordon has damaged himself so much by this part that he GAINS health after the accident.

Oh man the mod version of Black Mesa... 14 years well spent!

15:00 Funny, I don't remember On A Rail starting like that. I guess they changed it for the Steam version.

lmao, i love the 2012 mod's cute little excuse of a hop

i like how in original half life, you can use crates to give yourself momentum. In black mesa, you can use physics objects to give yourself momentum. Never change, source engine, never change.

I could learn a thing or two about these speedruns. I've never tried to practice speedrunning, although I have a feeling that'd work out!

"The specimen will be delivered to you in a sec" *Jumps and Waits In Joy* "We cannot afford to lose any more time" *boink*

5:44 When I try to cram for 2 tests in one day

"Looks like you're running late." *Furiously picks up the trash bin and proceeds to yeet himself through the facility*

This is the first actual footage I'm seeing of Black Mesa, and it's a speedrun. I would have it no other way.

This run is very Speedy. Great job!

Congratulations to Speedy for this amazing run... Also congratulations to SourceRuns for keeping posting it!

“Ah! There you are freema-“ *phases through ground*

Gman must be running all over Black mesa to get to his spots like "Oh shit Oh fuck oh shit why is he so fast"

He: uses houndeye's shockwave to fly away Me: choked on a cookie

9:12 Gman is just like "EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FRICK?"

The man did a accelerated backhop im proud of him

Your bhop jumping sounds are satisfying me

31:50 That part, I can't even describe how beautiful it was executed.

I absolutely love the perfectly timed NPC lines that only make more sense during a speedrun "Hold position!" from a Marine, yelling at you to stay still while you're trying to teleport "Haha, nice shot!" also from a Marine, when he casually walks over your tripmine and doesn't even flinch

Black mesa: *has stupid things who are useless* Dr. Freeman: I will take all

“Morning Mr. Freeman, looks like you’re running late.” Gordon: I wouldn’t worry about that.

Barney: "Looks like you are running late". Freeman: im never late.

15:25 Man executed at a decent percent of the speed of sound, onlookers confused

"oh welcome there" - throws the monitor

2:20 FreeMan: Throws out the monitor. Security: Oh, there you are.

Are you sure this is Gordon? All I hear is a horse galloping around

dude when he went BOING BOING BOING that was sick.

XEN WHEN ???

02:18 Guard : *trying to find his files* Gordon: *throws monitor to floor*

12:00 This is a single most strange thing I ever saw in any half-life related speedrun.