Black MIDI songs will kill your brain and your computer

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Black MIDI songs will kill your brain and your computer

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10 жыл бұрын

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Have you ever been listening to a normal song and thought, "I really wish this normal song had 280 million notes and took up 1.1 terabytes of data and was literally unplayable on any computer?" Of course, you're only human. Black MIDI is the hypnotic madness you've been craving.
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Have you ever been listening to a normal song and thought, "I really wish this normal song had 280 million notes and took up 1.1 terabytes of data and was literally unplayable on any computer?" Of course, you're only human.
MIDI is a shared language that lets electronic instruments communicate with computers, developed in the early 1980s to provide a technical standard in the burgeoning field of digital music.
MIDI used to sound like this.
Now MIDI is literally at the core of all pop music -- it's how keyboards and laptops and samplers make Katy Perry records. It's how your ring tone works. It's how you use a tiny plastic guitar to play the "Freebird" solo on Expert. It's basically digital music air. It is in everything.
Black MIDI is a sequenced MIDI file so dense with notes, it literally just appears to be jet black. So instead of sounding like this -
It sounds like this -
Uploaded on February 6th, 2011, that piece of hypnotic mayhem from kakakakaito1998 is the first-ever Black MIDI. Although these files were being traded online as early as 2009 in Japan, kakakakaito1998 an original "blacker." Because naturally his subculture has bad-ass lingo.
These songs are created -- or "blacked" as the bad-ass lingo goes -- by initially layering multiple MIDI files on top of each other, shortening the notes, and then presumably offering some sacrifice to the pagan Gods of yore because seriously this shit is insane and no one who does it seems eager to divulge the secret sauce.
The visual side of black MIDI is as mesmerizing as the notes themselves -- of which that song has 7.67 million. There is an element of technical braggadocio and one ups-manship to not only the number of notes, but the presentation. The description of that video is simply "My graphics card has enough memory to run this without invisible notes :D."
Why? Why? Why? Bullet hell.
The most popular blackened MIDIs all originate with the Touhou project, a one-man enterprise that has seen the release of 21 bullet hell games in as many years. The quintessential Japanese shoot 'em ups, Touhou games feature an unending reign of enemy fire and big tunes.
That, for example, is a 2003 Touhou game called Perfect Cherry Blossom. And this is "Necrofantasia," a popular song from Perfect Cherry Blossom.
In fact, the 10 largest black MIDIs, according to the Impossible Music Wiki's leaderboard, are all Touhou project songs. But it's KZfaq so of course someone did "What Does the Fox Say."
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@Reficulx 8 жыл бұрын

I could tell one of those "blacked" songs were Bad Apple. Majorities of Touhou songs are "blacked".

@Reficulx 8 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about the Yukari trash.

@paulunga2828 8 жыл бұрын

What's a Yukari and why is it trash?

@williamcote4208 8 жыл бұрын

What did you just said about Yukari... Unless it's because getting to her is hard as fuck and beating her is EVEN HARDER! If that's why... I can understand... But she is not trash

@christiannguyen8446 7 жыл бұрын

Reficul_ same.

@ravensanimations1 7 жыл бұрын

Reficul_ Yes! 😄

@Landbefore9 7 жыл бұрын

I thought it was actually going to melt my brain I was exited

@TKBrown 7 жыл бұрын

Kid Dolphin exited? So you clicked off the video?

@DanDart 7 жыл бұрын

I was started

@mikef209 7 жыл бұрын

KowabungaPACC what did you exit?

@TehUltimateMageHippi 7 жыл бұрын

KowabungaPACC i

@betterert 7 жыл бұрын

who/what was inside of you?

@whaletender2033 6 жыл бұрын

"that for example is a 2013 touhou game called Perfect Cherry Blossom" uhh PCB was released in 2003

@EinManU 6 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDD true dat.

@EinManU 6 жыл бұрын

i think he counted the spinoff-fighters etc

@reimuthemiko5871 6 жыл бұрын

He said 2003.

@gNatflaps 2 жыл бұрын

it pisses me off to no end that there is a band called Black Midi that does not in fact make black midi

@AaronAnaya 2 жыл бұрын

“black midi” makes amazing music though.

@north_7646 Жыл бұрын

listen to that clip of the original black midi tell me that isnt the nexus of whatever the hell bm is

@johnrogan8284 Жыл бұрын

They do but with real instruments

@lukeford9758 7 жыл бұрын

did i just hear bad apple?

@momo-qq2hw 7 жыл бұрын

yup xd

@user-ev5hk3ir7w 7 жыл бұрын

its necrofantasia, lol

@momo-qq2hw 7 жыл бұрын

崔懷康 no the 2:06 part

@user-ev5hk3ir7w 7 жыл бұрын

oh, i see.

@vincentsaysno1510 7 жыл бұрын

yEees

@Levi12O8 10 жыл бұрын

TRRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRZRTRTRTRTRTZTZRZRTZRTRZRTZTZTZTRZTZRTRZRTZRTZTZRTRZTZRTRZTRZRTZTZTRTTZRTZRTZRTZTZRTZRTZT That was Jingle Bells.

@vanessacheng0526 10 жыл бұрын

The beauty of it brings tears to my eyes.

@driftercarbon 10 жыл бұрын

Vivian Knight Are you positive that's not blood?

@vanessacheng0526 10 жыл бұрын

Tom Krystinik Of course not. Why would it be blood? The blood is coming from my ears, silly! Isn't it obvious? :)

@driftercarbon 10 жыл бұрын

Touche.

@SuperSskorpion 9 жыл бұрын

Looiooooiigojbfgbcf dats how I say hi

@Dash_Gallou Жыл бұрын

I was obsessed with this channel around 9 years ago.

@Theeosees 10 ай бұрын

Me too

@gingeas Жыл бұрын

never forget

@OninDynamics 9 ай бұрын

:salute: man was this my childhood

@Nathan_7978 9 ай бұрын

haha dude i used to watch you all the time

@MinusNC 8 ай бұрын

oh man

@EpicB 7 жыл бұрын

"What's a MIDI file?" "I'll show you!"

@joelbroadcastinggroup7991 6 жыл бұрын

*S A D C E N A*

@isaaclongfellow8815 6 жыл бұрын

I'M NEVER USING THE COMPUTER AGAIN!

@yuhhhguy 6 жыл бұрын

W H O S B E E N D R A W I N D I C K S

@kylehelsel 6 жыл бұрын

john cena the time is now?

@vivfty6518 6 жыл бұрын

Y O U P U R P L E M O N K E Y F U C K

@smartyben101 7 жыл бұрын

"black midis will kill your brain and computer" "and by that we mean it might give you a headache and it might be too much notes for your computer to handle"

@zsurvivalist7996 6 жыл бұрын

Sociocat hmm so we need something stronger than black midi....

@hleghe810 6 жыл бұрын

Zsurvivalist abyssary shadow? Dusk? Abyssal?

@pyrrehraus6571 6 жыл бұрын

Void MIDI Nonexistent MIDI

@platypuschallenger 5 жыл бұрын

Limbo MIDI minimum requirement > 1,000,000,000 notes in a minute

@aretard7995 5 жыл бұрын

@@hleghe810 Playing touhou extra stage on phantasm level!

@shubgrub5819 7 жыл бұрын

this is the most easiest song to play in the whole entire universe!! step by step 1.lie on your piano 2.have the biggest seizure in the universe 3.go crazy...like rlly crazy 4.pass out easy step by step

@yarinmercer6904 6 жыл бұрын

Siobhan Burgess I laughed way too hard

@dr2d2 6 жыл бұрын

Siobhan Burgess yes

@ItsRubyGD 6 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Acquire money Step 2: Acquire 750,000 grand pianos Step 3: Climb mt. everest Step 4: You know what to do...

@theepicgamer4578 5 жыл бұрын

Instead of having a seizure, you can get 100 million people to play one piano.

@ferociousmaliciousghost 5 жыл бұрын

Actually there is an easier song. It has literally no notes.

@flynn6904 3 жыл бұрын

*she moves with a porpoise*

@bbyimbleeding 2 жыл бұрын

what a magnificent pooorpoise

@TimeMACH1NE 7 жыл бұрын

Brain.exe Has stopped working.

@noxeternisinactive9150 7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Zizotron 7 жыл бұрын

Piggydojo 3090 faithhumanity.exe has stopped working

@sibax7776 6 жыл бұрын

No it has been deleted

@pyrrehraus6571 6 жыл бұрын

neurol.sys cannot be found. Please download the file from another source. Google.ap is not installed on your device.

@normieboy1266 6 жыл бұрын

Piggydojo 3090 XD

@weezerfan3571 8 жыл бұрын

jingle bell's my jam boY cRANK THAT SHIT

@SpiritBRZ 8 жыл бұрын

Lol SAEEEEEM

@seanflannery8587 8 жыл бұрын

ya sacrificed to the wrong pagan god on this one!

@YourRecon 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@beautifulgirlmage 8 жыл бұрын

i could literally do that on my piano by using both of my arms and smashing em' keys

@queennesquik4023 7 жыл бұрын

My theory on the "secret sauce" is that certain combinations of notes sound exactly like a certain single note. If you use that to create a note out of other notes, and then create those notes out of other notes, and so on, and you can stack seemingly infinite notes into a single sound. It will sound louder and a bit distorted as a side effect.

@Naokarma 6 жыл бұрын

close, it's that most of the notes are incredibly soft, so that they are purely to add to the note count, or visuals. It's the layering of midi files that's hard

@voidcrypt 5 жыл бұрын

I say that the person to write the Black MIDI lowers the pitch of the singular note which they do to the rest of the "design notes"/"placeholder notes" to either add to the note count to make it a tride and true Black MIDI or to make interesting designs.

@uyasey8082 5 жыл бұрын

@@voidcrypt Kind of, but not at all. Some people do this and us in the black midi community call them "spammers" that make well.. "spam midis" which are usually normal midis with note art written all over them. They are considered very low quality but alot of black midis have a little bit of art and alot of real blacking that would make the song impossible even if you removed the note art. I suggest you check out HDSQs Channel

@user-sw1wq8lh2w 4 жыл бұрын

@@Naokarma Also since midi is binary data, you can technically program all of this by, well...programming it...with algorithms.

@bensoncheung2801 3 жыл бұрын

111 likes

@potatman3792 7 жыл бұрын

3:53 I died when you said "that was jingle bells"

@leash44 6 жыл бұрын

Nojus Raudys and my ears started to hurt

@muffinV136 3 жыл бұрын

You mean 4:06

@nevergonnagiveyouup291 3 жыл бұрын

@@muffinV136 4:02

@TheFizio 7 жыл бұрын

This video should be "Why does it exist" rather than "this exists".

@Retro3 7 жыл бұрын

The Fizio You Mean His Name

@Taterzz 7 жыл бұрын

same reason why the 12 tone series exist. artists get bored or disillusioned and try new things.

@r.i.probbierotten3265 6 жыл бұрын

It sounds sick actualy

@canthandlethislol 6 жыл бұрын

The Fizio 1kth liked

@Demonslayer20111 6 жыл бұрын

The Fizio it exists because touhou

@bananatube6004 8 жыл бұрын

Oh sure, but replace "MIDI" with "people" and the title is suddenly racist

@vinniekiro 8 жыл бұрын

"Black people songs will kill your brain" I agree.

@thisguymurders1192 8 жыл бұрын

+Jeroen de Neef yeah

@CheseWhelie 8 жыл бұрын

It's not too wrong.

@seraphina2282 8 жыл бұрын

basically

@ProtoIndoEuropean88 8 жыл бұрын

hahahah replace with white and self hating whites will swarm this video

@liketocodev Жыл бұрын

rip anyone trying to listen to hellfire on their computer

@grumnk9602 2 жыл бұрын

TBE

@morenoramonvictor 2 жыл бұрын

bmbmbm

@ryandunlap2342 9 жыл бұрын

0:43 MIDI didn't "used to sound like" anything...

@jimneegs3887 9 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Dunlap Yes! This bothered me too.

@demonicsweaters 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Dunlap thought the same thing.

@BassappsDeutschland 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Dunlap searched for this comment. Did the guy even try to read into the topic? Fucking disgrace.

@ryandunlap2342 8 жыл бұрын

+BassApps Sorry man, I'm not following the first sentence; you mean you researched what I said in my comment regarding MIDI? About the rest of what you said, haha yeah, I totally agree. It's something I think about sub/view competition or simply the desire for those that causes a very small percentage of these people to actually be humble anymore. What I mean is that in their desperation to keep people's attention, they are constantly feigning expertise about goddamn _everything_ under the sun. Ok, of course a host trying to sound confident in an effort to appear credible is nothing new, but for fuck's sake, these people take the whole age-old, "meh, screw the people who know enough to call me out because the majority, who's ignorant to the subject's details, will just take my word for it" thing to an ENTIRELY new fucking level. Like I mean to a point where _ton's_ of people are able to listen to them an instantly go, "uhhh nope, that's utter bullshit", and you'd think it'd be too dishonorable or at least embarrassing for the people who run these channels to keep it up...the operative term being _you'd think_. I know the MIDI protocol isn't the most well-known subject, but I assume you know what I'm referring to and that it's done with topics that are _considerably_ more commonplace. Who knows, maybe I'm just bitter, but I just turned 30 so it's not like I'm all that old and I truly believe that this is the sort of thing that falls under the umbrella of "shit that harms the whole scene and not just the offending individual". Sorry for the rant...bottom line, I whole-heartedly agree with ya; you couldn't possibly have used a more suitable word than what you did, "disgrace". EDIT: God fucking _damnit_, does anyone know how to prevent the comment's text field from double-spacing your line-breaks when you just go to leave one space in-between paragraphs? And if you instead hit [enter/return] one time and leave no space, it's not like it still adds one, making the end result two paragraphs separated by one space. It's so freakin' annoying...

@BassappsDeutschland 8 жыл бұрын

Ryan Dunlap haha bro you got me wrong. I am way younger than you (no harm intended lol) but I develop MIDI software since I am 18 (basically what my channel is about) and it's always bothered me what people still understand under the term "MIDI". I sometimes need "excuses" for my kind-of-wealth (not saying I am rich but am earning well above the student average) and after telling someone my life story again I actually got "so you mean what the keyboard makes the sounds with? isn't that outdated? my windows XP can do this!" once. Since then I cringe every time someone stains the image of MIDI. I wish I had the time to make a website with simple info charts about what MIDI is, comprehendible for the masses. I think the biggest mistake was, although technically correct, calling MIDI files MIDI files. Technically correct as the file reproduces exactly what a multichannel MIDI output would send to another device, but the problem was that people thought it's an actual sound file, whereas it's just notes. Maybe if Microsoft called their GS synth a bit different or didn't implement a *.mid parser into the WMP but outsource this to a little note editor instead, there wouldn't be as much misconceptions about MIDI that there is right now, but it's too late I guess :/ To that "searched for this comment" thing; I simply hoped someone (except me) would've noticed.

@TheBarleyBug 10 жыл бұрын

If black midi doesn't crash your computer your car AND give you a brain aneurism you're doing it wrong

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Kayden Bucher That's what I'm saying.

@Simplystimulating 9 жыл бұрын

I passed out during this

@seiban8455 9 жыл бұрын

Cookie Monster I like it. I may as well be trying to run sky rim with full graphic settings on a toaster but i like it.

@Dibbyb76 5 жыл бұрын

such a magnificent purpose

@wiiremote1013 5 жыл бұрын

she moves with a purpose

@robmarshall9026 5 жыл бұрын

SUCH A PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPOSE

@oliverharper7411 5 жыл бұрын

Sosososososo magnificent

@michaelmadden3016 5 жыл бұрын

MAGINIFICENT PURPOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

@SourBlueOG 2 жыл бұрын

Black midi is literally the future. They are clearly writing songs using algorithms and math

@kayosensei Жыл бұрын

AI is our new god

@krackkorn6324 Жыл бұрын

True. I study Technical Death metal which utilizes a lot of similar music theory

@MyNamesAndrew 8 ай бұрын

youre wrong these songs are made using fl studio and domino i know about black midi

@AnimeNeverEnds 9 жыл бұрын

It bothered me when he said Perfect Cherry Blossom was released in 2013.

@EatAnOctorok 9 жыл бұрын

Anne Is Bored-chan Probably a typo on the script, which was probably written on a keyboard where the only number keys are on the numpad, thus the 1 key is dangerously close to the 0 key.

@AnimeNeverEnds 9 жыл бұрын

Aaron/Arika Rayner That makes sense.

@arctisCircle 8 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Rayner (As weak as Alexis) In the captions, it does say 2003, so it wasn't a typo in the script, just a misread.

@joshm3563 8 жыл бұрын

#blacklivesmidi

@BROnutNY 8 жыл бұрын

@ToriRocksAmos 8 жыл бұрын

+Josh M that was cute

@mymistake6130 8 жыл бұрын

@icollective690 8 жыл бұрын

That Was Cute. W

@omicronthelordofdestructio485 4 жыл бұрын

Original Black Midi is privated now...

@skexofiner.nsystemz 3 жыл бұрын

I think the BMT community is dying.

@schtinky1151 6 жыл бұрын

What does the fox say D F F D F F D F F D F F

@RT-dg6sk 5 жыл бұрын

nice

@cookiesworld4784 4 жыл бұрын

4:02 my esrd

@TheLugiaSong 9 жыл бұрын

The ammount of Touhou in this video makes me happy :').

@BlazingMagpie 8 жыл бұрын

+Mint Mochi Amen, brother.

@JamEngulfer 8 жыл бұрын

+Mint Mochi I recognised basically all of the songs that he played. The Touhou games had *really* good soundtracks.

@TheLugiaSong 8 жыл бұрын

JamEngulfer Yep! The first track which was Ran's theme, I was like OMG TOUHOU! But I didn't realize how often Touhou was referenced later XD

@JamEngulfer 8 жыл бұрын

Mint Mochi I was going to comment on it, but I figured I'd wait until I'd watched the video.

@RugratsFan60 8 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@HOUSEWARMING 9 жыл бұрын

Your secret ingredience: Velocity. MIDI protocol gives each note a 127-step velocity attribute, so all of these notes that make it look so dense and full of information is nothing but barely audible notes.

@nuberiffic 9 жыл бұрын

+triplenippel123 That's what I was thinking. I imagined this would be even more intense than Zappa's "black page'. they both have black as a descriptor for the same reason; the score is so full of notes it turns the page black. But this done with midi files actually sounds less complicated than many 'simple' songs. By shortening all the notes and piling them on top each other, you're actually making less music happen. Like mixing every food item in your kitchen together in the blender; you'll just end up with a bland brown mush.

@p07a 9 жыл бұрын

+triplenippel123 +nuberriffic yessss i finally found the people thinking this type of thing is just to "scare" people off!,! on my note, you can still make the notes audible, but if then, make it in key and scale so it wouldnt sound too way off.

@BassappsDeutschland 8 жыл бұрын

+triplenippel123 I don't really get the connection between velocity as a decret ingredient and density

@thenoble1 8 жыл бұрын

+BassApps Velocity one notes are so quiet they're nearly if not completely inaudible. You can fill a bunch of space with them and if your other notes are much louder people will never hear them. Literal filler.

@Razzfazz87 8 жыл бұрын

+nuberiffic Layering notes leads to strange sound effects though. Sometimes it's done well, often people do just add in nonsensical notes.

@ShootingStarNeo 5 жыл бұрын

Bullet hell fandom makes the game music reflect the source material, just because they can! I think that's a little bit beautiful.

@1secondarysmile 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s how your phone’s ringtone works” Remember those days?

@OrangeC7 7 жыл бұрын

"Why isn't my brain dead yet then?" - I absent-mindedly ask in response to the title of this video.

@ZodiaC656 7 жыл бұрын

but now you got an answer to your comment

@killerRUF 6 жыл бұрын

You sound like a fucking mong

@table4673 6 жыл бұрын

Acctually. i know this is kinda late. but i have stomped in some black midis. and i dont know. What if i listen on them to youtube? Would anything happen to my pc/brain? Its acctually quite inresting.

@zochiel8115 8 жыл бұрын

Lmao this didn't kill me or my pc

@zawzero 8 жыл бұрын

How did you play it back?

@zochiel8115 8 жыл бұрын

zawzero what?

@zawzero 8 жыл бұрын

c0nfused Max I mean which software / DAW on which PC did you play it? Because with not so hefty PC setups it will most likely kill/freeze your PC.

@zochiel8115 8 жыл бұрын

zawzero lol idk

@zawzero 8 жыл бұрын

c0nfused Max What? You said it did not crash your PC, yet you cannot state the specs?

@HeartCardian 7 жыл бұрын

>2013 Touhou >Perfect Cherry Blossom Off by a decade.

@aniruddhagowda8072 2 жыл бұрын

TBE!

@abird121 10 жыл бұрын

Dude, I had a game downloading, and when you said, "when the person's computer just fully gives up and blacks out" I wasn't watching in full screen, and the game started with a black screen and scared the crap out of me.

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Bluelink121 This is wonderful.

@crzycrg 8 жыл бұрын

midi is only a data signal... it doesn't actually make any sound... :/ by all means, it's the input to your synth that triggers the sound, but the synth makes the sound, not the midi...

@Hazz9828 7 жыл бұрын

Craig Williams so it's Nick Valentines fault... I understand

@crzycrg 7 жыл бұрын

yup, totally... or maybe it was just a distinction between midi and a note that is heard... idk...

@metaflux2 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah MIDI is a protocol used to allow compatibility of music equipment between different manufacturers. Not only is it musical data but time clock data and other things we take for granted today. You can write a song in MIDI, and it can be played on any instrument that's MIDI capable. The author of this video doesn't have a good understanding of MIDI at all...

@mcwooley 7 жыл бұрын

Yes! Thank you Craig Williams. Makers of modern mobile devices and social networks are failing to understand this, and it is costing me my musical carrer. So sing your comment loud and proud! :)

@NicolasLezcanopy 7 жыл бұрын

It's all vibrations, there is no synth :P

@marcohurtado2857 6 жыл бұрын

4:02 Where can I download that sound effect? I need it to represent my generic all powerful anime move.

@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын

You could probably rip the audio and snip that part.

@abortodedios 3 жыл бұрын

thank you for introducing me to black midi about 6 years ago . I was looking for this exact video everywhere. I think it was on the youtube frontpage on that era. thank youu mr Sam

@Nullllus 8 жыл бұрын

So, to black a midi file you just add a shitload of ghost notes that no one hears?

@ScubDomino 8 жыл бұрын

Yes. Pretty much.

@AudioTestsNReviews 8 жыл бұрын

+Nullll1111 Not always. Yes, "note art" can be and is often added to a MIDI file to add to the visual appeal and increase the note count, but this is never the only thing done to a Black MIDI file, depending on the MIDI note art might not even be used at all. In a proper black midi, additional audio details can and will be added to a song to make it sound chaotic and impossible to play with your real hands on a piano, such as piano smashers (all notes at once), "drum beats" using lower notes, arpeggios, etc. The amount of focus put in to these kind of things depend of style and/or quality of a Black MIDI. A high quality black will respect musical theory to detail when making these blacking decisions.

@AudioTestsNReviews 8 жыл бұрын

+Nullll1111 If you want to learn more, I suggest you check this website out: sites.google.com/site/themightyandpowerfulttc/ , watch a couple of mainstream Black MIDI videos analyzing the techniques put in to the songs, and maybe read the Official Black MIDI Wikia.

@AudioTestsNReviews 8 жыл бұрын

Ladical, FYI, it seems obvious that you don't know Black MIDI nearly as much as I do. I've been involved in the community for quite some time and I'm even friends with some of the most popular Black MIDI Team members despite not being one myself. What you need to realize is, not all Black MIDI compositions are treated equal, in fact it's quite the opposite; there's a ton of crappy Black MIDIs out there of varying style, but there's a fair share of good Black MIDIs and/or Scores around if you look hard enough (mostly produced by the BMT members themselves).

@tonyhakston536 8 жыл бұрын

+THE EPIC RANTER Your rant was terrible. I want a refund.

@D1GItAL_CVTS 8 жыл бұрын

Black MIDI songs will steal your bike

@TheKillaBrownies 8 жыл бұрын

White midi songs will find this funny then feel depressed remembering how it's wife was looking at the black midi song at the gym

@vanquisher1208 8 жыл бұрын

Pentakill!

@jonathanmangal8218 8 жыл бұрын

they took everything even my toaster come on wy

@davidmcgreevy5057 7 жыл бұрын

now i have to check on my bike

@velorington 7 жыл бұрын

HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

@LucasIsHereYT 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this video is 8 years old.

@CiRdy34 6 ай бұрын

Can’t believe this classic turned 10 years old this year, black midis have come a long long way since then :’)

@varungandhi8796 8 жыл бұрын

**I open the vid pauses instantly mutes mike then reads comments then sures that no harm to my pc or head will be caused plays the video and unmutes the mike**

@ckrabman16 8 жыл бұрын

Literally did the exact same thing as you

@varungandhi8796 8 жыл бұрын

ckrabman16 :P

@gabrielpocurull2678 8 жыл бұрын

does it harm you or your computer?

@varungandhi8796 8 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Pocurull no

@emagdali 8 жыл бұрын

So, who's Mike?

@LogsMaggot 7 жыл бұрын

This music makes Cannibal Corpse sound like Coldplay

@Demonslayer20111 6 жыл бұрын

Davide Graffieti what about napalm death

@marcelroberge5011 6 жыл бұрын

Davide Graffieti that joke was a cold play.

@Holiday_Ringo 6 жыл бұрын

Davide Graffieti listen to mortician

@TheExtremeCube 6 жыл бұрын

Garl Gamp listen to enmity

@AdolfStalin 6 жыл бұрын

watch his video on extratone.

@TiagoNugentComposer 7 жыл бұрын

But why didn't I die when you played the songs? Clickbait.

@cheesecakelasagna 4 жыл бұрын

ikr, i was looking forward to it :'

@dankdude4272 6 жыл бұрын

Makes sense it steals all the ram, after all its black

@ReegyDee 7 жыл бұрын

looks like some of those notes are mute

@thetoontastictoon1720 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@hannibalkills1214 7 жыл бұрын

More like 2/3rd of all the notes played.

@crikeycrikeys9699 7 жыл бұрын

For the fox one I could hear a definite melody and accompaniment while the screen was showing all kinds of crazy stuff... Maybe whoever made it forgot to layer in the rest of the tracks.

@xaemusic 7 жыл бұрын

Crikey Crikeys im pretty sure gingy made it and there's this thing called velocity which allows you to adjust the loudness of notes

@omnitone 6 жыл бұрын

Pacifist NZ there are some that have less silent notes-_-

@Adler_Himself 8 жыл бұрын

am i the only one who thinks the subtitles don't match his words ???

@negaclaw 8 жыл бұрын

no shit sherlock

@isaacorwhatever4329 8 жыл бұрын

Cocking hell we got bleeding Einstein here

@ribbit5037 7 жыл бұрын

+Negaclaw Fuck you Watson

@altsadhara 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know why people are getting mad at you. The non-automatic subtitles, which someone had to manually add, rephrases some sentences.

@xxmysticalnightxx7771 7 жыл бұрын

xRockStarx13 Hey, how's the Vault?

@yarinmercer6904 6 жыл бұрын

"...then presumably sacrificing an animal to a long-dead pagan god." *W H E E ZE*

@theoruehsen4900 2 жыл бұрын

So thissss is where the band name comes from. That’s so cool

@Bonavire 8 жыл бұрын

waitwaitwait, was that a black MIDI Bad Apple

@AfloatFob 8 жыл бұрын

Yup, Good song.

@Bonavire 8 жыл бұрын

wait, does it really post my youtube comments to g+?

@AfloatFob 8 жыл бұрын

Ethan Kelly They are just connected. Such as reading comments in gmail.

@Bonavire 8 жыл бұрын

-_-

@Bonavire 8 жыл бұрын

google is wierd

@michaelreyes9997 8 жыл бұрын

Clickbait!

@sapodetenis 8 жыл бұрын

+RobotUnderscore how, exactly?

@sapodetenis 8 жыл бұрын

***** I really don't know. It wasn't a sarcastic comment, I'm laical lol

@salvadorpardinas1870 8 жыл бұрын

If you've got a shitty PC with like 2GB RAM it'll fuck up and you'll run out of RAM. It won't break it but thank god Windows doesn't restart with all your previous programs open. What it could kill is some old MIDI keyboard, MIDI-compatible sound card, or possibly even fuck over your MIDI Controller.

@michaelreyes9997 8 жыл бұрын

+Salvador pardiñas Your Post is more entertaining and has better information that this Tard in the Video!

@robertmartinez791 8 жыл бұрын

+Salvador pardiñas there is no way the hardest song on rock band and destroy my gtx 1080 2way sli 64gb of ram@?mhz core i5-6600k

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Жыл бұрын

How did this guy know about the band that started in 2017??

@aramkimodo Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bloodymoron8819 7 жыл бұрын

If anyone can do this irl... im not sure they're human....

@zsurvivalist7996 6 жыл бұрын

Pyro Pyro they're not you can't press keys that fast because you have to lift your fingers

@twinyang1770 6 жыл бұрын

It's physically impossible

@clarissadyson8489 6 жыл бұрын

Look up Conlon Nancarow, he was basically the father of black midi, but without the high tech stuff of today. He did it on player piano. Adam Neely has a great video on it

@reimuthemiko5871 6 жыл бұрын

These people played Death Waltz (blacker version on piano). A family can play it for sure

@leenolantern 5 жыл бұрын

nop they are koro-sensei

@KyasarinHagaren 8 жыл бұрын

touhou still coolest

8 жыл бұрын

Give this person a beer. In honor of ZUN of course.

@loganbrienleem667 7 жыл бұрын

Z U N P E T S Of course you would expect me to yell ZUNPETS in all caps if I have some in my own battle theme.

@spectreaidk6218 7 жыл бұрын

agreed

@utsuhoreiuji9850 7 жыл бұрын

Kyasarin Hagaren also agreed

@kwikrii 7 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@FREEBRISK 8 жыл бұрын

"Dad what's a MIDI?" "I'll show you!"

@andrescelano4179 8 жыл бұрын

JOHN CENA

@Avriel_Mimiga 8 жыл бұрын

No it's SAD CENA

@ShunShinimaru 8 жыл бұрын

+Kooper YOU HAVE TO *PAY* FOR MIDIS???

@mlocsclusterfuck7794 8 жыл бұрын

JOEL? JOEL!?

@AtomicBacon568 8 жыл бұрын

+Kooper WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS

@henrytrigwell-jones9657 Жыл бұрын

I’m only here because of the band

@MilkDrinker218 7 жыл бұрын

This cured my cancer

@125JpJ 10 жыл бұрын

I know no one else cares, but I love his OVO Toronto Raptors shirt.

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Jason Jimmerson I care.

@Zilten_ 9 жыл бұрын

***** Not to put you down, but pretty much every child is a technological genius nower days. We grew up with good computers. Adults didnt. I'm only 15 and im studying hacking.

@Krazatic 9 жыл бұрын

+connorwillett Nope, can you teach me? I'm currently taking an Intro to Operating System's course and the insight would be helpful. I don't care that you are a child, you are a human that is apparently more knowledgeable than I am so I can definitely learn from you.

@Darth321111 9 жыл бұрын

***** You might know how to make an operating systek in theory, but have you ever made your own operating system?

@Zilten_ 8 жыл бұрын

***** He was making a Terminator refference.

@KingDevyn 9 жыл бұрын

I think black midi could carry with it some unique ideas for music, but as of right now the blackers are so carried away with getting in notes wherever they can for that extra million. There's also the issue of how many low notes they clump together. If the blackers could stay away from that third left side of the piano roll, 1: the songs would have a lot more head room to work with, and not clip every two seconds, since lower end frequencies will eat up your headroom faster, and 2: it would clean up the track tremendously. Low frequencies don't harmonize very well, and having several just semitones apart makes the whole song unbelievably muddy. I do think black midi is onto something though. The idea of being incomprehensibly complex is what makes the music interesting, and if I wad going to draw inspiration from black midi, that would be it. A slew of notes each with purpose, not just a slew of notes.

@niksrider866 7 жыл бұрын

Nothing is impossible when you're an octopus on drug's

@GoodFuude 8 ай бұрын

I remember seeing that title of how it could break your brain, I took it too seriously as a kid and was scared of watching this lol

@Sickcrazyneet 7 ай бұрын

Same bro

@edwardbottle1018 8 жыл бұрын

3:10 Perfect Cherry Blossom came out in 2003, not 2013.

@Psistarstormer 9 жыл бұрын

... You know, that shitty midi-converter I saw Joel use on Vinesauce is basically a black midi maker. It all sounds like shitty piano seizures.

@MusicWithDan 9 жыл бұрын

+ The Desert Bandit I've been using it since last year and the most I got was 50,014 notes with my cover of Keep by FACT in reverse.

@TheLugiaSong 9 жыл бұрын

Omg that's actually why I'm here XD!

@Psistarstormer 9 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Gregory Isn't nearly as large, but it sounds similar, at least to my damaged ears.

@toastyyyyyyyy 9 жыл бұрын

JOHN CENA

@JeSsLoVeZ1817 9 жыл бұрын

+The Desert Bandit haha

@reese8468 3 жыл бұрын

SHE MOVES WITH A PURRRRRPOSE SUCH A MAGNIFICENT PURRRRPOSE

@NootalieWalf 3 жыл бұрын

“THAT was Jingle Bells” Man this video is such a huge nostalgia trip.

@sg5sd 3 жыл бұрын

I also liked black midi (the genre, not the band). It's dead now, no new songs, but hey, that was a fun ride.

@dancooperfication 8 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly not impressed by this phenomenon at all and maybe my ears just aren't sophisticated enough to pick up the nuances but the shit just sounds like a really simple video game melody with a bunch of fucking white noise static under it. Avant garde jazz and classical music sounds a hell of a lot more layered and complex than this shit.

@dancooperfication 8 жыл бұрын

troodat

@hognosemyan 8 жыл бұрын

+Dan Cooper But it's not intended to be listened to as music. It's supposed to be funny as hell to have 7.6 million notes in a single midi song that requires the power of 4 desktop pcs to even run without a BSOD

@dancooperfication 8 жыл бұрын

What I want to know is: dos this music cure brain cancer or does it CAUSE brain cancer?

@dancooperfication 8 жыл бұрын

Well, if it doesn't do either one then it's completely useless, cuz it sounds like shit.

@adamsmith4416 8 жыл бұрын

+Dan Cooper It's just mentalness for the sake of it. I would overly concern myself. It's just a weird outgrowth that means nothing and has no influence outside of a small Internet Culture.

@TheTrustedComputer 10 жыл бұрын

Good work on it though, despite of the mistakes I've caught. I am TheTrustedComputer that makes quality black MIDIs. A few should know me. Mistakes 1. Actually, it's 280 billion, not million. 2. The original black MIDI is not from kakakakaito1998. The true original can be traced back in 2009 where a Japanese user on Nico Nico Douga uploaded the first black MIDI in existance. If you have a Nico Nico Douga account you can watch it here: www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6896044 Else, then here: www.nicozon.net/watch/sm6896044 Sadly the original copied video on KZfaq has been removed since because of the misnamed "Death Waltz". That video was uploaded on KZfaq in 2010. 3. Perfect Cherry Blossom wasn't released in 2013, which was last year, it was released in 2003. The one game that was released in 2013 was Double Dealing Character. 4: Kaito is pronounced like Kitoe in "kite", not Kaytoe like in "okay".

@insect212 10 жыл бұрын

I have a question. Can the human ear actually perceive all of those notes or is it mostly for visuals?

@insect212 10 жыл бұрын

***** Ah I see. Thanks.

@BedrockSolid 10 жыл бұрын

TTC, couldn't have said it better myself.

@prionian6641 10 жыл бұрын

So how many GPUs decided to catch fire when this happened

@BlargzargoHlaaluington 10 жыл бұрын

***** dude, MIDI is capable of 128 keys (C0 - G10). Everything about MIDI usually revolves around 128 (keys, controller value maximums, instruments, banks, etc.)

@ItsRubyGD 7 жыл бұрын

2:45 Lunatic Princess Lunatic Doom Machine anyone? 8)

@freddybluejay 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, really wish This Exists was still around.

@TheClassyZombie 3 жыл бұрын

You and me both

$@firefraction8156$

@firefraction8156 8 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for a mania beatmap of these

@44tharia46 8 жыл бұрын

they exist.

@SubZXD 8 жыл бұрын

Graveyard maps

@44tharia46 8 жыл бұрын

SubZ XD you mean osu!mania? i think they were talking about beat/stepmania

@thaBlaze1 10 жыл бұрын

I don't care that he said the game name wrong, I'm just happy he knows what it is

@korohacker 10 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad he presented the game in a concise yet intriguing manner. Well... apart from the 2013 part

@thaBlaze1 10 жыл бұрын

Yes, hes a good man... Not wanting to get knifed by me

@prettybarf 10 жыл бұрын

He said it right though?

@WishMakers 10 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@thaBlaze1 10 жыл бұрын

No.. he didn't say it correctly

@aramkimodo Жыл бұрын

I can't be the only person who thought he was gonna talk about the band

@quentingivens4 6 жыл бұрын

To anyone curious, the video featured at 1:30 is titled "Middle Schooler and Elementary Schooler Tried to Turn Necrophantasia's Normal Music Pure Black."

@smzxvv771 8 жыл бұрын

3:52

@mkultrasubject 8 жыл бұрын

thx m8

@rancidraw 8 жыл бұрын

? H M M . . .

@qwemlhjsi4386 8 жыл бұрын

What

@gog_magpie 8 жыл бұрын

on dope creepy??

@EvilWiffles 7 жыл бұрын

I'm black

@youkaijesus484 8 жыл бұрын

"Oh good! Touhou gets recognition from a Westerner :D Wait... PCB came out 2013? Hmmm... Next he's gonna say you fight enemies known as Gensokyo (kudos if you get the reference).

@kevinthaw123 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@AK-lg8fj 8 жыл бұрын

+Youkai Jesus Cowboy BeBop at his computer

@Crimson-qo4ii 8 жыл бұрын

well I guess he's going to say Touhou 6 came from hell next.

@jessepaulsen8916 8 жыл бұрын

weliky

@ScubDomino 8 жыл бұрын

PCB was out in 2003

@churricardo1457 7 жыл бұрын

a.g. cook is influenced by black midi, he's a frequent collaborator of SOPHIE, who is currently working with rihanna. so yes, rihanna basically makes black midi now

@churricardo1457 7 жыл бұрын

stretch

@MaxIThink 6 жыл бұрын

You mean Rihanna’s working with a person that has a friend that takes some inspiration from Black MIDI? I’d say that’s just a _tiny_ bit of a stretch.

@aliensporebomb 7 жыл бұрын

This reminds me a bit of my insane experiments with the old BeOS MIDI sequencer. It allowed you to play 32767 notes per second that would cause the entire computer to freeze to a halt while blasting out an impossibly high amount of notes. Happy this exists!

@user-sus6969 Жыл бұрын

Can you show us a video real time?

@aliensporebomb Жыл бұрын

@@user-sus6969 I might still have an OS install CD around but haven’t had a computer that can run it in over a decade and a half. The computer I ran it on was an old PowerMac G3. A BeBox would have been a ridiculously expensive luxury at the time.

@platyclysm4633 10 жыл бұрын

This has to be my favorite new channel to watch, Black MIDI in particular. "....when someone's computer fully gives up and just barfs pure Black." I couldn't stop laughing for a good 5 minutes, keep up the good work!

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Jacob Vance Nice, thanks!

@platyclysm4633 10 жыл бұрын

No problem! Out of curiosity, what made you decide to start the channel?

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

I used to work at MTV News and did features like this when we couldn't get interviews: Seapunk Piece - Sam Sutherland [MTV NEWS CANADA]. Saw PBS Idea Channel and realized I could do something similar at my new job at AUX.

@platyclysm4633 10 жыл бұрын

That's cool, I thought I recognized you from somewhere. Thanks for responding, I'll be looking forward to your work :)

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@libyaXsniper 7 жыл бұрын

I don't see how these black MIDI songs can cripple or kill someone's brain..Unless someone out there makes a black MIDI smoke weed version of the old pokemon lavendar town theme.

@cheeseriver8678 7 жыл бұрын

it killed my musician brain ; 0; horrible horrible sounds!

@Naokarma 6 жыл бұрын

1: already done 2: any sound can kill you if it hits much past 300 decibels

@flipfloptv1187 7 жыл бұрын

kill my brain? Doen't that mean my whole body dies? 😂

@M_RRR-tn6tk 7 жыл бұрын

"Blacker"

@alverro5351 4 жыл бұрын

...

@djiekramer1814 8 жыл бұрын

for some reason I expected the best mindfuck dubstep drops ever but I got this

@CFootprints 10 жыл бұрын

The Game Theorists led me here. Was not disappointed. Instant sub. Love it.

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

Sasha Vdr Rad, thanks!

@karlabernal3604 10 жыл бұрын

Mee toooooo!

@crankypauper 10 жыл бұрын

Same here for me, except Rob Dyke brought me here, this is awesome!

@TerryHesticles87 9 жыл бұрын

Likewise :D

@medea8395 9 жыл бұрын

This Exists Roses are red, Violets are blue. Matpat is awesome, and so are you!

@spectratio 5 жыл бұрын

yeah man, i love black midi! Schlagenheim is my favourite!

@rmeodpr3 4 жыл бұрын

I thought you were taking about the band and I was so confused

@luna197-old 4 жыл бұрын

nobody talks about the band

@riilhiiro 3 жыл бұрын

@@luna197-old Boooo

@zo1dberg 7 жыл бұрын

When the computer can't handle black MIDI, that's racism.

@MysteryCheaterMan 8 жыл бұрын

I swear you guys, this video literally crashed my Laptop upon opening. I could watch it on my smartphone while my Laptop was restarting, no problem. I never had this kind of error on this system ever before.

@Cards8114 7 жыл бұрын

MysteryCheaterMan Windows 2000 doesn't work here m7

@ace-smith 7 жыл бұрын

That's not how it works.

@sermerlin1 7 жыл бұрын

Your laptop cannot play a youtube video? I believe your laptop is dying son.

@Monitice 7 жыл бұрын

He's on a atom laptop.

@thenextprodigy815 6 жыл бұрын

High-Tech-Toaster :] my good sir a program can stop running due to a video, I've had kodi die countless times at the very climax of my visual viewing session. :p Im kinda assuming you're thing was a joke, but I'll answer like it was serious. I like to show I know things if you run out of RAM or are pushing your cpu limit, obviously something stops responding, and if you had a game running in the background with youtube, chances chrome is gonna die first. when you try and close out, especially when you get the close program button and it doesn't close, the video tends to speed up and "rubber band". I'm realizing this is 2 weeks old, your prolly over it, and I'm not making this too funny, I'll stop here

@avi8aviate 6 жыл бұрын

Old MIDIs: (Kirby's Dream Land Green Greens theme plays) Black MIDIs: HYGUFGJVHSREUYSHISJFXHEUJNZEUHJVMNZEIRJVNZEURHSIJVHENIUHJHVNZSUEMVKNSZMREBNUKRHJBNZSTUBZEBRUSHBRNMBHRNSZUHRJBFNVZSUHGS Standard MIDIs: HIYDURFHGIRUTGHNVSRMUJMHVSMNRUIVNUHRJBRIUHZNRUKZHMIURSIMZHSNURFHBNZRUHIMBZSNYUMIHSBSRUVMBFSDUHRBRUNZSIURHTSMBZRVMZRTF

@arandomtemmie7990 7 жыл бұрын

"kills your computer" Me: ... *looks at phone screen * DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER TO YOU DOES IT

@iamaunicorn1232 8 жыл бұрын

I bet you could use a creatively placed midi file in an email to crash someone's computer. "what's this download file-"*Noise worse than a fax machine if it were trying to connect via AOL* "OH SHIT!" *black screen*

@klydemarmasett9403 8 жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted

@collobusthecrab4986 8 жыл бұрын

yeah after a 200 gb download lol

@klydemarmasett9403 8 жыл бұрын

Ronan D There are dumb motherfuckers out there that would wait it out. Lol tell them they won something big or if they download Allah will praise them with 30 virgins.

@i_am_goro 7 жыл бұрын

my daughter listened to this music and died. doctor said brain dead. I'm going to sue youtube for that. and for my broken computer too.

@DaProGamer12 7 жыл бұрын

Seriously?

@i_am_goro 7 жыл бұрын

Yepp. Your warning wasnt big enough.

@marioguyzion5411 7 жыл бұрын

are you jk-ing?

@b__c7538 7 жыл бұрын

My friend died while watching this video. They should take down the video.

@marioguyzion5411 7 жыл бұрын

You Sure?

@llllswrld9069 7 жыл бұрын

*sits scared to click video until friend clicks it and hides under pillow realising it's normal*

@LaPeppercorn 4 жыл бұрын

Now for people to stop lying that "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz" is one of them

@TheCyanSkittle 10 жыл бұрын

Rob Dyke brought me here and I am loving this channel already

@thisexists 10 жыл бұрын

TheCyanSkittle Nice, thanks!

@TheCyanSkittle 10 жыл бұрын

You're Welcome

@PAPA_BUNGO 10 жыл бұрын

lol same

@jtlol5 7 жыл бұрын

Wait so black midi doesn't kill brain cells not in the slightest?

@credocooperative 7 жыл бұрын

jtlol5 it will if you have photosensitive epilepsy

@jtlol5 7 жыл бұрын

Johann Sinone Corpuz Guess i'm fine then... Fucking clickbait. The boy who cried wolf shit all over again.

@jtlol5 7 жыл бұрын

Sorry pal, I came from a long line of ignorant, gullible, superstitious, peasants. Old habits or should I say old traditions die hard.

@saintcig 6 жыл бұрын

im not idiotic. Im suicidal! =D

@zsurvivalist7996 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sad that it doesn't , makes me wonder what kind of sounds can fuck with your brain

@cubeheadexists 3 жыл бұрын

Teacher: So this is what jingle bells sounds like! Computer: *causes excrusiating pain to everyones eardrums* What The Class Looked Like: 3:53 Teacher: .. That was NOT jingle bells ..