man, Nikolai's fourth wife seems like a thrilling person to meet.

Take a shot every time he says wife, and you still wont be as hammered as Nikolai.

"I will name each rocket after each wife, I have enough" so according to Nikolai, he's had *25 different wives* , I don't know whether to call Nikolai a chad or feel sorry for those 25 woman

Trivia: Both versions of Nikolai only had one wife, and they both loved her very much. Unfortunately, she was killed (I think during an air raid), leading to Ultimis Nikolai's vodka addiction. The other wives were completely made up, most likely due to Nikolai's exposure to Element 115 during testing by Richtofen.

I know that his "wives" are just him with his alcohol illusions and fake stories to cheer himself but damn his fourth wife look like an amazing person to meet

What I‘ve learned from this: His first wife was a Bear His fourth wife was the most dangerous person you could meet His seventh didn't think much of him and thought he was broke His second wife was into beverages and drinking, and Nikolai wouldn‘t keep up sometimes

I bet Nikolai had the same number of wives as the same amount of mercenaries there are in team fortress 2

1:42 picture the 4 of them actually standing there hitting the box, and Nikolai just says that as they watch it float away.

You forgot "Ooo a big diamond, I can use that for my next wife!"

I love how when we finally got og Nikolai back in Gorod, he says probably my favorite line ever. It’s something I like to say when I’m drunk. “You’ve come to help me, yes? That would be good, for years I’ve only had one friend… SAY HELLO TO VODKA!

1:43 The game just laughed at his joke.

2:40 take that for what you will.

Man has 25 ex wifes while most of us can't get a date

He only had 1 wife the rest were 115 induced delusions

His wives are like the Inquisitors from Star Wars. Each referred to in numerical order. Can't wait for the Grand Wife to be the final boss!

You missed one from BO1 Ascension. If you kill a bunch of zombies in one go, he’ll say: “Cheer up, you guys last longer than my marriages!”

My man Nikolai has more than 5 wives, while I’m here not able to keep a relationship for a month

1:13 Nikolai before "censorship" says: "There it goes again! If you see my exes, tell them "Fuck you" "

0:23 man I'm just sorry

2:32 Sergeant Nikolai, you seem to relishi in the slaughter!

I wanna see a Zombies Game where you play as the Wives of Nikolei

1:01 Nikolai: “Like my first wife, useless” *Nikolai called LCAR-9 useless but in black ops 3 the info says that LCAR-9 is useful for the police* 😂 It says that in Black Ops 3 from the computer when finishing *New World*

Haven't really played COD since Black Ops 1 but still nice to see a vid like this haha

Can we get more black ops zombies videos like this? These are funny. :)

I love how in the final BO1 maps Nikolai got quotes talking about what just happened, *pauses*, Like X-th wife!

Mom jokes: they are alright Wife jokes: Funnier then my 12th wife hahah.

Get this man a loyal wife asap

I feel like niks 4th wife is his 1 true wife because he mentions her alot more than the others

Everyone remember, Nikolai only done this so he could move up in the red army ranks

Bruh I never realized how many sexual jokes were for Ultimis Nikolai

pretty sure I recall an early quote that's not in this. When getting the long bore shotgun from the box he says something like "I used this to kill second wife. She was bitch."

Nikolai=giga chad

I feel like there's a parallel between Nikolai and Henry VIII when it comes to their fourth wife

"Oh No! HeLp Me! SOmEonE hAs StOLeN mY VoDkA!" - Nikolai Belinski Kino Der Toten Then Dempsey angry and Nikolai says "OK, Nikolai calm down, so when about did you realised it's gone?"

I love ur channel. Keep up the work.

Fun Fact: Ultimis Nikolai has at least 25 wives, because he apparently has enough wives names for 25 rockets.

I counted 8 ex-wives and 1new girlfriend. How bout you guys?

Soon, nikolai will have no wifes

Bro has infinite wives unlike all of us💀

1:30 What are you talking about Nikolai, what is there to not talk about?

**Nikolai's ex-wives disliked this**

Samantha Maxis: sorry Nikolai u ain't going home....

He has had at least 8 wives

Coincidentally I've got most of my highest round records when playing Nikolai. I guess thanks to his sense of humor hehe

You could make a REALLY elaborate Logic Puzzle, with all the clues about his exes 🤣

I would say....very memorable.

“HA goodbye wife number nine, I do not think I will be able to top that one. She died when I blew up the Earth. Fun Times….I will miss her.”

for first wife, nikolai accidentally shot her, left her, got second wife,

I was counting on how many ex wives he had He mentioned 9 And he has more, when he equips the hellion salvo he said “I will name every rocket after my ex wives, i have enough”, which either 1. hints that Nikolai has much more 2. The amount of rockets the player has (in this case 28) is the amount if wives he had

“I feel like I’m surrounded by all my wives” got me laughing 🤣

3:25 😂😂

It’s funny we all at one time thought Nikolai had all thoses wives but they was his coping mechanism

2:15 Bro traded ray gun mk2 for a did pack a punched weapon

Ok,what Nikolai said about fourth wife being pokey Pokey wtf did he mean by that?!

I think nikolai uses a pack-a-wife and divorce-a-wife at home

He said L-Car was useless lmao

Nikolai seems like he hates his 4th wife so much

Out of all the Wives this man has: He Loved One of them rlly Much I bet it was the Fourth One

First wife:Bear, unfortunately killed by Nikolai, useless Second wife:creepy fuckin teddy bear (or creepy overall) Third wife:? Fourth wife:pretty and smelly, took Nikolai’s money and left This will be updated as I watch, also no I’m not including ex wives

I'm starting to relate Nikolai's wifes with... Not humans... Casue the description he gives fpr dome of the are very rare

Fucking Christ, 8 wives?!? Vodka musta gotten to his skull on that 🤣🤣

2:08

Those who are divorced looking at first wife... Am I Nicolai? Cause my first wife was useless too 😂🤣

"my ex WIFE hits harder than you!"

Treyarch: So how much do you want Nikolai to talk about his fourth wife and wifes. Activision: Yes

I really want to meet his wives…they seem very interesting. Especially the bear wife and the fourth wife.

0:27 and 3:25 lmao

Ill name each rocket after my ex-wives, i have enough YOU GOT 25 WIVES SIR??????????????????

I would interview nikolai about his ex wives

it’s actually confirmed that nikolai’s wives except for his 1st were made up bc of his drinking problems

"I have black hole, like my third wife, we won't talk about that

yk its hard not be annoyed of him talking about his ex-wives but it's not hard to get a laugh in on how he roasts his ex-wives

nikolai is the rizz god, he has had 8 wives (that we know of)

"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands like with my fourth wife." "Always talking."

So Nikolai said his first wife was a bear but was it a literal bear or a large hairy gay man.

Nikolai's wife collection

5:04 he has 25 wives in total?

Nikolai it's Muslim we didn't know 😂😂😂😂😂

1:30 LMAOOO

it took money and desapir like my 2 wive

HOW MANY EX-WIFES DOES HE HAVE? HOLY SH*T!😳 Sorry my language isn’t perfect.😂

I think he loved his 4th wife more

Trust me, their are even more funnier quotes. Unfortunately some of them are not here. Check out Shangri-la, Moon and Der Rise (2009).

What did he sayyyyyy

Sixth wife needs a meeting with me too

Wtf is Nikolai is marrying and why can they take bullets?

Nikolai: wife

I bet the boomers really enjoyed these

2:39

2:50 So, Nikolai likes big girls not judging, i do too

How long can you stay in a room with Nikolai's 4th wife?

W fourth wife

i counted 8 wives

HOW MANY WIVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE?

the 9 dislikes is nikolai's 9 ex wives

Why did they have to ruin such a funny joke? "Uh hur dur hes actually lonely and imagines the wives haha our story is so serious"

How many wifes does nikolai have?

I like to imagine Blackpink members as Nikolai's wives just for fun LOL XD....

Moral of the story:fear his forth wife

So… Nikolai is Ramona Flowers but a Russian man?