So, we all know Ultimis Nikolai makes many mentions of his exes. This video showcases most of those lines across every game. Subscribe! - / gunax332 More Funny Call of Duty Zombies Lines - shorturl.at/owH58
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@Joentac3 жыл бұрын
man, Nikolai's fourth wife seems like a thrilling person to meet.
@Nano-um4qz3 жыл бұрын
@Omar Vorpsi but pretty
@carlosacosta11703 жыл бұрын
@@Nano-um4qz pretty and smelly weird combo
@texturk60923 жыл бұрын
@Omar Vorpsi that can be fixed
@jackplays4252 жыл бұрын
True dat
@cooperevans3522 жыл бұрын
Yh especially if she made nikolai love pump action shotguns lmao. But sixth wife sounds like a freak tho too🤣💯
@insertgoodchannelnamehere3 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says wife, and you still wont be as hammered as Nikolai.
@NateAnarchy2 жыл бұрын
I'm here 6 months later to make a lame ass joke but maybe you'll be sickled
@FarmerDingus2 жыл бұрын
I'm here 10 months later and yeah
@Omnipulsar Жыл бұрын
once i get some money and am able to go to the liquor store ima test your theory out ill let you know how it goes even if you won't see this
@user-pz3si6fl8p2 ай бұрын
I tired to but my but I think I passed out and threw up at the same time I don’t remember much but only got threw 13 shots before that happened😂
@dar_dar36553 жыл бұрын
"I will name each rocket after each wife, I have enough" so according to Nikolai, he's had *25 different wives* , I don't know whether to call Nikolai a chad or feel sorry for those 25 woman
@px1_3 жыл бұрын
The absolute giga chad had 25 wives, so not only did he date them but also married them. This guy is a magnet
@lolstalgic96023 жыл бұрын
According to Primis Nikolai, all of Nikolai's wives were figments of his imaginations, after he fell into alcoholism from losing his first wife, while Primis Nikolai replaced his alcoholism with a love of bacon
@AppleOfThineEye3 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@IxIShaDowZ153 жыл бұрын
26
@susmitamukherjee56053 жыл бұрын
He said ex no doubt he has more
@AutumnBun3213 жыл бұрын
Trivia: Both versions of Nikolai only had one wife, and they both loved her very much. Unfortunately, she was killed (I think during an air raid), leading to Ultimis Nikolai's vodka addiction. The other wives were completely made up, most likely due to Nikolai's exposure to Element 115 during testing by Richtofen.
@crispybaconbitzPMT3 жыл бұрын
Right
@lolstalgic96023 жыл бұрын
More Trivia: Primis Nikolai replaced his love of Vodka with a love of bacon
@AutumnBun3213 жыл бұрын
@@lolstalgic9602 That, too.
@stalkerentertainment36713 жыл бұрын
Oh sure it is the 115 in the case of Nikolai...
@Joshi_the_Yoshi2 жыл бұрын
Nikolai made be the funniest character in the og group, but definitely has the saddest story.
@yadtube15022 жыл бұрын
I know that his "wives" are just him with his alcohol illusions and fake stories to cheer himself but damn his fourth wife look like an amazing person to meet
@maleexile90533 ай бұрын
Shitty retcon imo
@fulcrum6760Ай бұрын
@@maleexile9053Nah, it’s the best retcon. It adds depth to Nikolai. Makes Richtofen look more monstrous by mentally destroying him.
@ptrcrispy3 жыл бұрын
What I‘ve learned from this: His first wife was a Bear His fourth wife was the most dangerous person you could meet His seventh didn't think much of him and thought he was broke His second wife was into beverages and drinking, and Nikolai wouldn‘t keep up sometimes
@stalinfortime84562 жыл бұрын
His 5th wife was a pyromanic.
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
@@stalinfortime8456 he only had one wife
@muttonchops22322 жыл бұрын
@@madmonty4761 he believed he had multiple wives at the time
@loganicfilms13882 жыл бұрын
The eighth was a runner.
@gdhgckb42502 жыл бұрын
The third wife is a black hole
@L0n3ly43th3arc3 жыл бұрын
I bet Nikolai had the same number of wives as the same amount of mercenaries there are in team fortress 2
@Ben-rd6vd3 жыл бұрын
he only had one wife
@alexeiboristutorialsngames57943 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-rd6vd we know buckaroo
@fladigman2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-rd6vd its a joke smartass
@pepijn23 Жыл бұрын
Well, and the soldier married the Heavy’s sister. Much to the heavy’s dismay.
@thememelord82811 ай бұрын
@@pepijn23soldier that dog
@jacobslater4852 жыл бұрын
1:42 picture the 4 of them actually standing there hitting the box, and Nikolai just says that as they watch it float away.
@RivasJonathan7753 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Ooo a big diamond, I can use that for my next wife!"
@asimplepie22792 жыл бұрын
I love how when we finally got og Nikolai back in Gorod, he says probably my favorite line ever. It’s something I like to say when I’m drunk. “You’ve come to help me, yes? That would be good, for years I’ve only had one friend… SAY HELLO TO VODKA!
@tjjordan4207 Жыл бұрын
1:43 The game just laughed at his joke.
@Lorenzomakaay3 жыл бұрын
2:40 take that for what you will.
@MethDealer59162 жыл бұрын
Man has 25 ex wifes while most of us can't get a date
@thefinalkill59603 жыл бұрын
He only had 1 wife the rest were 115 induced delusions
@dexterweeb24112 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Avogadro even says all of his ex wives were imaginary.
@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday2 жыл бұрын
What? I thought that was caused by Vodka
@erik40992 жыл бұрын
@@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday no the vodka was how he coped with losing his first wife that he loved a lot
@DDayJayke2 жыл бұрын
His wives are like the Inquisitors from Star Wars. Each referred to in numerical order. Can't wait for the Grand Wife to be the final boss!
@NewBetaMarioSeries Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I'm not the only one who noticed...
@dustinadolfelisan984618 күн бұрын
What's the Grand Wife? Basically all of niky's wives' personalities in one body?
@sanlorenzo78962 жыл бұрын
You missed one from BO1 Ascension. If you kill a bunch of zombies in one go, he’ll say: “Cheer up, you guys last longer than my marriages!”
@FizzyFizze3 жыл бұрын
My man Nikolai has more than 5 wives, while I’m here not able to keep a relationship for a month
@truexlxwin3 жыл бұрын
@@fourtrash2598 instead of milkshakes bring everyone to the yard, its his love for smirnoff vodka. [Not Sponsored by Smirnoff]
@truexlxwin3 жыл бұрын
@@fourtrash2598 hehehe, but I wish I was Sponsored by Smirnoff
@linkkie2 жыл бұрын
1:13 Nikolai before "censorship" says: "There it goes again! If you see my exes, tell them "Fuck you" "
@brazilungray2 Жыл бұрын
Why 18+ game need censorship 💀
@rafe30093 жыл бұрын
0:23 man I'm just sorry
@medicindisquise42713 жыл бұрын
2:32 Sergeant Nikolai, you seem to relishi in the slaughter!
@valentin39262 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Zombies Game where you play as the Wives of Nikolei
@Non-ymous Жыл бұрын
1:01 Nikolai: “Like my first wife, useless” *Nikolai called LCAR-9 useless but in black ops 3 the info says that LCAR-9 is useful for the police* 😂 It says that in Black Ops 3 from the computer when finishing *New World*
@term30923 жыл бұрын
Haven't really played COD since Black Ops 1 but still nice to see a vid like this haha
@bobbrewer22983 жыл бұрын
Can we get more black ops zombies videos like this? These are funny. :)
@Protofall2 жыл бұрын
I love how in the final BO1 maps Nikolai got quotes talking about what just happened, *pauses*, Like X-th wife!
@skepfield2 жыл бұрын
Mom jokes: they are alright Wife jokes: Funnier then my 12th wife hahah.
@alphateam8510 ай бұрын
Get this man a loyal wife asap
@AlexGonzalez-ys9uc Жыл бұрын
I feel like niks 4th wife is his 1 true wife because he mentions her alot more than the others
@guy3232 жыл бұрын
Everyone remember, Nikolai only done this so he could move up in the red army ranks
@bryanthernandez97692 ай бұрын
Bruh I never realized how many sexual jokes were for Ultimis Nikolai
@Randomizer903 Жыл бұрын
pretty sure I recall an early quote that's not in this. When getting the long bore shotgun from the box he says something like "I used this to kill second wife. She was bitch."
@tomnook78283 жыл бұрын
Nikolai=giga chad
@MadChristoph2 жыл бұрын
I feel like there's a parallel between Nikolai and Henry VIII when it comes to their fourth wife
@piotrmontgomerytv7786 Жыл бұрын
"Oh No! HeLp Me! SOmEonE hAs StOLeN mY VoDkA!" - Nikolai Belinski Kino Der Toten Then Dempsey angry and Nikolai says "OK, Nikolai calm down, so when about did you realised it's gone?"
@foxpelt45873 жыл бұрын
I love ur channel. Keep up the work.
@gamescapegamer Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Ultimis Nikolai has at least 25 wives, because he apparently has enough wives names for 25 rockets.
@gamescapegamer9 ай бұрын
@Tigran-Abazyan it gets worse "I've almost lost as many bullets as ex wives now!" this means nikolai has had hundreds, thousands, millions, even billions or trillions of wives if we count every single player
@gamescapegamer3 ай бұрын
@Tigran-Abazyan on another note 5 months is WILD :sob:
@onion70673 жыл бұрын
I counted 8 ex-wives and 1new girlfriend. How bout you guys?
@leandronavarro36133 жыл бұрын
yeah same
@crispybaconbitzPMT3 жыл бұрын
25 and girlfriend
@truexlxwin3 жыл бұрын
25 wives and 1 gf. damn....
@GAMER-RANGER3 жыл бұрын
Soon, nikolai will have no wifes
@donaldtrumpsmugshot-2.00011 ай бұрын
Bro has infinite wives unlike all of us💀
@jakeguerras_fan2 жыл бұрын
1:30 What are you talking about Nikolai, what is there to not talk about?
@theinvisibleboy29732 жыл бұрын
xD
@zacharycabanie3030 Жыл бұрын
**Nikolai's ex-wives disliked this**
@pixelreaper74492 жыл бұрын
Samantha Maxis: sorry Nikolai u ain't going home....
@kamikaze41722 жыл бұрын
He has had at least 8 wives
@RivasJonathan7752 жыл бұрын
And a girlfriend
@CossZt6 Жыл бұрын
Coincidentally I've got most of my highest round records when playing Nikolai. I guess thanks to his sense of humor hehe
@LazarouDave Жыл бұрын
You could make a REALLY elaborate Logic Puzzle, with all the clues about his exes 🤣
@Kray21728SP3 жыл бұрын
I would say....very memorable.
@mattdude3 жыл бұрын
“HA goodbye wife number nine, I do not think I will be able to top that one. She died when I blew up the Earth. Fun Times….I will miss her.”
@theofficialtastynacho08983 жыл бұрын
for first wife, nikolai accidentally shot her, left her, got second wife,
@hunterprt1274 Жыл бұрын
I was counting on how many ex wives he had He mentioned 9 And he has more, when he equips the hellion salvo he said “I will name every rocket after my ex wives, i have enough”, which either 1. hints that Nikolai has much more 2. The amount of rockets the player has (in this case 28) is the amount if wives he had
@toxicking24553 ай бұрын
“I feel like I’m surrounded by all my wives” got me laughing 🤣
@trevorabc1232 Жыл бұрын
3:25 😂😂
@jamisonfawkes996511 ай бұрын
It’s funny we all at one time thought Nikolai had all thoses wives but they was his coping mechanism
@chaoticguy8783 Жыл бұрын
2:15 Bro traded ray gun mk2 for a did pack a punched weapon
@mariafernanda23422 жыл бұрын
Ok,what Nikolai said about fourth wife being pokey Pokey wtf did he mean by that?!
@SinfulofSauce Жыл бұрын
A year late, but what he meant by "pokey pokey" is that 4th wife likes doing pegging
@jgrullon3211 ай бұрын
Ayo yeah bruh pause Nikolai
@SkellyofSkellington2 жыл бұрын
I think nikolai uses a pack-a-wife and divorce-a-wife at home
@pixelreaper74492 жыл бұрын
He said L-Car was useless lmao
@edge45412 жыл бұрын
Nikolai seems like he hates his 4th wife so much
@jokerwick69420 Жыл бұрын
He probably hates all of them the same
@GeistDenPanzer3 жыл бұрын
Out of all the Wives this man has: He Loved One of them rlly Much I bet it was the Fourth One
@Albert_EGGsker Жыл бұрын
First wife:Bear, unfortunately killed by Nikolai, useless Second wife:creepy fuckin teddy bear (or creepy overall) Third wife:? Fourth wife:pretty and smelly, took Nikolai’s money and left This will be updated as I watch, also no I’m not including ex wives
@Iamnotaspy.7 ай бұрын
His second wife was a creepy fucking teddy bear, or was just creepy overall. 1:45
@Iamnotaspy.7 ай бұрын
Did my guy really marry a bunch of bears?
@Iamnotaspy.7 ай бұрын
I guess he is russian
@Albert_EGGsker7 ай бұрын
@@Iamnotaspy. I forgot about this comment, thanks for the information dude 💯💯
@gamervid12573 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to relate Nikolai's wifes with... Not humans... Casue the description he gives fpr dome of the are very rare
@GhostFrost5242 жыл бұрын
Fucking Christ, 8 wives?!? Vodka musta gotten to his skull on that 🤣🤣
@Deagonboydragon3 жыл бұрын
2:08
@mjross0072 жыл бұрын
Those who are divorced looking at first wife... Am I Nicolai? Cause my first wife was useless too 😂🤣
@jandj558 ай бұрын
"my ex WIFE hits harder than you!"
@ineedLiquidDivinium Жыл бұрын
Treyarch: So how much do you want Nikolai to talk about his fourth wife and wifes. Activision: Yes
@SlipknotFan477 ай бұрын
I really want to meet his wives…they seem very interesting. Especially the bear wife and the fourth wife.
@dropdead69692 жыл бұрын
0:27 and 3:25 lmao
@coreyondavis60323 жыл бұрын
Ill name each rocket after my ex-wives, i have enough YOU GOT 25 WIVES SIR??????????????????
@IxIShaDowZ153 жыл бұрын
26 actually
@MaddieD9352 жыл бұрын
Maybe he sees double through Vodka Vision
@theresistance134102 жыл бұрын
I would interview nikolai about his ex wives
@taps3557 ай бұрын
it’s actually confirmed that nikolai’s wives except for his 1st were made up bc of his drinking problems
@giandivix Жыл бұрын
"I have black hole, like my third wife, we won't talk about that
@nezadriano065 ай бұрын
yk its hard not be annoyed of him talking about his ex-wives but it's not hard to get a laugh in on how he roasts his ex-wives
@FARMT11 Жыл бұрын
nikolai is the rizz god, he has had 8 wives (that we know of)
@AppleOfThineEye2 жыл бұрын
"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands like with my fourth wife." "Always talking."
@jonkyojin78042 жыл бұрын
At first I was like "wtf?" and after finishing the dialogue, I was like "probably abusive (either him or the 4th wife)"
@AppleOfThineEye2 жыл бұрын
@@jonkyojin7804 Yes, that's the joke.
@jonkyojin78042 жыл бұрын
@@AppleOfThineEye I am still a kid so I really don't understand a lot of it
@AppleOfThineEye2 жыл бұрын
@@jonkyojin7804 If you're a kid you shouldn't be on KZfaq
@stuniontheonion18553 жыл бұрын
So Nikolai said his first wife was a bear but was it a literal bear or a large hairy gay man.
@eyobltzduke32152 жыл бұрын
Nikolai's wife collection
@spacehunter20042 жыл бұрын
5:04 he has 25 wives in total?
@jokerwick69420 Жыл бұрын
Probably moar
@MommyEliya Жыл бұрын
He only had one wife actually, the rest are madeup
@jokerwick69420 Жыл бұрын
@@MommyEliya what if they all are we and they want us to think they are made up
@Crazyslavicman Жыл бұрын
@@jokerwick69420 sorry?
@jokerwick69420 Жыл бұрын
@@Crazyslavicman what if they all were made-up
@user-yx7bl5pg5i10 ай бұрын
Nikolai it's Muslim we didn't know 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-yx7bl5pg5i9 ай бұрын
@Tigran-Abazyan Depending on your religion, if you are a Christian, if you are a Jew, and if you are a Muslim, you can marry no more than 4 wives
@dannysevil2 жыл бұрын
1:30 LMAOOO
@iwonabargiel63953 жыл бұрын
it took money and desapir like my 2 wive
@TimeCat-ye1wi Жыл бұрын
HOW MANY EX-WIFES DOES HE HAVE? HOLY SH*T!😳 Sorry my language isn’t perfect.😂
@zombis89fisto Жыл бұрын
Nah it’s good your English was actually spot on.
@mixtrinity25302 жыл бұрын
I think he loved his 4th wife more
@flutterboypr6481 Жыл бұрын
Trust me, their are even more funnier quotes. Unfortunately some of them are not here. Check out Shangri-la, Moon and Der Rise (2009).
@coopdawg72032 жыл бұрын
What did he sayyyyyy
@squad89203 жыл бұрын
Sixth wife needs a meeting with me too
@bzalmaz77532 жыл бұрын
Wtf is Nikolai is marrying and why can they take bullets?
@yes82e2 жыл бұрын
Nikolai: wife
@thecoolestdaniel45542 жыл бұрын
I bet the boomers really enjoyed these
@ironicallystupidusername4964Ай бұрын
2:39
@patrik93282 жыл бұрын
2:50 So, Nikolai likes big girls not judging, i do too
@dustinadolfelisan9846Ай бұрын
How long can you stay in a room with Nikolai's 4th wife?
@mobofthedeadenjoyer49212 жыл бұрын
W fourth wife
@greenthunder7117 Жыл бұрын
i counted 8 wives
@naumonix15712 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY WIVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE?
@kynni95382 жыл бұрын
i counted almost 7-8…???
@naumonix15712 жыл бұрын
@@kynni9538 oh damn
@RivasJonathan7752 жыл бұрын
8 wives and a girlfriend
@greeninja59912 жыл бұрын
@@RivasJonathan775 he mentions as much as an 8th wife but the rocket launcher quote implies alt least 25, but canonically none of them existed just hallucinations to cope with the loss of his only lover (unsure if they even got married)
@fivejay54232 жыл бұрын
the 9 dislikes is nikolai's 9 ex wives
@vorzeo2 ай бұрын
Why did they have to ruin such a funny joke? "Uh hur dur hes actually lonely and imagines the wives haha our story is so serious"
@GAMER-RANGER3 жыл бұрын
How many wifes does nikolai have?
@Samboy11353 жыл бұрын
1
@ptrcrispy3 жыл бұрын
8
@duskflames3 жыл бұрын
He only had 1 who died in ww1 attacks. All other "wifes" are delusions from 115 experiments.
@term30923 жыл бұрын
@@duskflames Interesting, didn't know the lore was that developped
@JW-zx5dr3 жыл бұрын
@@duskflames Interesting
@proxy6986 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Blackpink members as Nikolai's wives just for fun LOL XD....