Black Ops Zombies - Takeo Actually Being Funny

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This video compiles some of (in my opinion) funniest lines that can be heard from Takeo throughout all the Call of Duty games he has appeared in.
All footage used in this video was recorded and edited by myself.
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@Napsta115 2 жыл бұрын

Ultimis Takeo in bo1: emperor, honor Ultimis Takeo in bo4: *You have entered the comedy zone*

@jbroz_tv0138 2 жыл бұрын

I know it's kinda odd. Him and his Primis counterpart didn't really sound to different before just a slight age difference. But then in Bo4 he became your grandpa acting like pranksta gangsta

@Dabadi4834 2 жыл бұрын

He went from not wanting to become a cliche to becoming a cliche

@Deathmare235 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dabadi4834 wait isn’t it the other way around

@theezquickscope Жыл бұрын

@@Deathmare235 0:54 is on bo1

@Deathmare235 Жыл бұрын

@@theezquickscope too bad that other than that he’s a cliche just like all of them but he’s more self aware in bo4

@IcyianCanehdian 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo just straight up said "not funny, didn't laugh" to Nikolai

@glassofwater281 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@spidereejam687 2 жыл бұрын

I now Nikolai is kinda un funny lmao

@Timdeenter Жыл бұрын

I loved hearing all of the different versions talking to each other on alpha

@am-asx1012 8 ай бұрын

"I hate you takeo" -Nikolai from kino der toten

@L0n3ly43th3arc 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo was never unfunny he was pretty underrated

@noaamonyakuza5 2 жыл бұрын

On black ops 1 always restarted until I got him

@Sgt.Peanut16 2 жыл бұрын

@@noaamonyakuza5 I wish BO1 had a feature where we can choose a character we want to play as like L4D2

@glassofwater281 2 жыл бұрын

@@noaamonyakuza5 I was doing that earlier on BO3 DE

@amberdavis8146 2 жыл бұрын

He’s my mom’s favourite character

@L0n3ly43th3arc 2 жыл бұрын

@@amberdavis8146 I love Primis and Ultimis

@SillyGoober763 2 жыл бұрын

Nikolai: *makes bad joke and gets trapped in garage* Takeo: “I missed the part where that was my problem.”

@jeremyjr5507 Жыл бұрын

Spider-Man reference?

@Frank_Wood 10 ай бұрын

Hes still in there

@danyort1014 2 жыл бұрын

(3:08) The fact that Takeo knows about 'Bro revive me i have ray gun' says a lot about Zombies mode devs

@brysattack24 2 жыл бұрын

He brakes the forth wall a lot

@SGsmh 2 жыл бұрын

bro fax tho thats what i was thinking about

@weasel003gaming7 2 жыл бұрын

@@brysattack24 Hey at least it isn't Dempsey, I'm pretty sure Richtofen gets an aneurism every time Dempsey does a 4th Wall Break and as a result Richtofen's brain is almost pure mush.

@poggers9654 Жыл бұрын

2:46

@TheCompleteMental Жыл бұрын

Theyve always had their fingers on the pulse. I think it only took 1 map for characters to start calling it the "wonder waffle"

@charliethelemon6893 2 жыл бұрын

I hope his voice actor, Tom Kane, is able to fully recover and get back into voice acting some day. Such a talented voice.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat 2 жыл бұрын

In COD mobile there was an event involving the crew and instead of replacing Takeo's voice actor they didn't give him any lines, which is kinda nice of them, though it would be difficult to find an actor that can approach Takeo's original voice.

@charliethelemon6893 2 жыл бұрын

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat yea that's really nice if they intentionally didn't replace him. I hope he knows the fans appreciate how much personally he brought to the character

@Drboss-jt8bs 2 жыл бұрын

Recover from what ?

@calebsatterfield1935 2 жыл бұрын

@@Drboss-jt8bs Tom Kane had a stroke in 2020, which left the part of his brain handling speech impaired. His daughter has come out and openly said he won't be going back to voice acting, as even two years later he has incredible difficulty speaking and communicating in general. Its sad, but he's luckily got a very supportive and caring family who are helping him with his new normal

@adventurianist2580 2 жыл бұрын

@@calebsatterfield1935 And the amount of love his fans sent his way is also good. He truly has done an amazing work with this franchise. I'm just glad he's still alive. If we lost him, it would just be another horrible thing for 2020.

@puddsanimations1756 2 жыл бұрын

The community call takeo boring but he does have one of my favourite lines “My weapon is like Dempsey head. Empty!”-WAW tak

@white2765 Жыл бұрын

I remember when i was in WAW Der Riese and the Guy why was Takeo was outta of ammo and tak said this line while i was walking towards him. Talk about great timing! Forgot to say i was Dempsey

@redcell9636 2 жыл бұрын

I always loved Takeo's voice lines, he sounds like everyone's distally related yet affectionately jovial asian uncle that we all have somewhere.

@ApophisNow_ 2 жыл бұрын

@sentane8031 2 жыл бұрын

I wish to find this man now, I have been given a quest to find my distant asian uncle.

@asm7406 Жыл бұрын

@@ApophisNow_Yes

@hammertime5914 Жыл бұрын

Takeo was always funny he was just overshadowed by the others

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

True indeed.

@starlightrains 2 жыл бұрын

4:28 the way the music gets eerie when he says “was not funny” kills me lmao

@kr1spiez 2 жыл бұрын

lmao that should be a meme

@CarlosSanchez-de3bo Жыл бұрын

4:11

@travishabursky4362 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo was always funny, just constantly overlooked.

@sanlorenzo7896 8 ай бұрын

When he’s surrounded in Ascension, he will sometimes say: “I will make the last stand of 300 look like happy hour!” It’s only on the BO1 version though.

@YZYGWD Жыл бұрын

4:35 aw man that's actually kinda sad and sweet at the same time

@EmbyrKhenPyre 2 жыл бұрын

I've always loved Takeo's voice lines. Tom Kane really got dealt a bad hand.

@AutumnBun321 2 жыл бұрын

3:41 I've never heard of this quote, until now, and I love it. Takeo is most likely referring to the Villar Perosa, an Italian Machine gun used during World War 1, it was originally used for aircraft, but it was also used in an infantry role. Although the term Submachine gun didn't exist during that era (Unless you count Maschinen Pistole = Machine Pistol.), the VP is nowadays considered an early SMG, due to it using pistol caliber ammunition. The weapon held two 25 round stick magazines, and had a ludicrous rate of fire, which was necessary for quickly damaging enemy planes, which were mostly made out of wood at the time.

@zardothgames1438 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s cool and all, but did they invent noodles?

@PhartingFeeting 2 жыл бұрын

@@zardothgames1438 Chinese people and Italians fighting to the death to claim ownership of making noodles

@dicembre15_mat 2 жыл бұрын

The vmp Is also italian, if you go to black ops 3 and load the campaign you can see weapon Nation For every weapon

@AutumnBun321 2 жыл бұрын

@@dicembre15_mat I'm aware, but my point is just referring to the Villar Perosa, though it's also possible that Takeo is referencing the Beretta 1918, the OVP 1918, or even the Beretta 38. (Though the VP came first, obviously.)

@dicembre15_mat 2 жыл бұрын

@@AutumnBun321 oh ok

@jvl5379 2 жыл бұрын

I wish he got the love that he deserves. It’s a crime that he’s under appreciated.

@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 11 ай бұрын

2:30 bro straight up did the Revolver Ocelot Meow 😂

@brenl693 2 жыл бұрын

takeo is so innocent

@kr1spiez 2 жыл бұрын

4:43 Hello little lion!

@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 2 жыл бұрын

Dempsey: “Hey Tak I like Nova Six” Takeo: “Nova Six, More Like Nova Sucks” (Cryopod Life Support systems shutdown)

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Hey Medic memes from the TF2 fandom

@doomspace7860 2 жыл бұрын

When I remembered Takeo, my tears really started to fall. I'm serious. I'm starting to relive my childhood.

@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Жыл бұрын

5:16 I hate that I laughed at that part

@SiegwardofCatarina_ 2 жыл бұрын

0:33 I’ve heard that in Vietnam, the enemies would put their fecal matter on the tip of the spikes to infect the wound. So maybe the victim of the trap would be suffering from the smell and pain on their wounds.

@Thaptawa 2 жыл бұрын

Not for smell but for Infection

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

Very smart, but also very disgusting and frankly very brutal.

@Dabadi4834 2 жыл бұрын

5:56 lmao the fuck!!???

@thatblooguy 2 жыл бұрын

why the fuck is takeo kinda adorable in some of these quotes??

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

I mean it's Takeo.

@Doubledexter 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy to see Takeo get the love he deserves. Tom Kane did an amazing job and brought such life and joy to the character no other person could replicate. Steve Blum, Fred Tatasciore, and Nolan North as both Ultimis and Primis

@adventurianist2580 2 жыл бұрын

Here’s to hoping that the next Treyarch Zombies game keeps the decent gameplay loop of Cold War but keeping the personality of the older games.

@freeziboi3249 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm really hoping!

@UnknownUser-bk2kf 2 жыл бұрын

They should just fix the Aether Story

@Tokito935 2 жыл бұрын

@@UnknownUser-bk2kf no please just let aether die

@UnknownUser-bk2kf 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tokito935 nah its a very good written Story from an Literature pov. And there is so much you can do with it. Like you dont need to write about Primis etc.

@pigmuffin3581 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i'd take any actual character over just nothing even if they aren't as good as those who came before. ala Chaos Crew, IW Crew etc Might not be as good as Primis and Ultimis but are leagues better than the generic Operator lines in CW

@xalex1885 Жыл бұрын

2:50 Takeo is great lmao

@dvyand6674 2 жыл бұрын

5:16 ayyo tf takeo XD

@sambesiili4698 9 ай бұрын

0:57 It's so funny, i'm not even kidding, that he says "i'm not above cliche yet" because they've not been to the Moon 😂😂

@parasiticus531 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo is funnier than any other Japanese character in all of Call of Duty.

@Deathmare235 2 жыл бұрын

That says shit all

@barple367 Жыл бұрын

Isn't takeo like... The only major japanese character apart from operators in any call of duty?

@TheCompleteMental Жыл бұрын

Funniest character named Takeo

@smokey3504 Жыл бұрын

Takeo is the only Japanese character in Call of Duty

@Cr1msnF4dger Жыл бұрын

@@barple367 if you don't count the japanese operator in Vanguard, yes Takeo is the only Japanese character

@IifeIine 2 жыл бұрын

0:33 my favorite lmao

@herbivorethecarnivore8447 8 ай бұрын

I love that he went from a typical 1940s japanese soldier who believes in the emperor and bushido honor, to being a totally desensitized memebag

@nudel6750 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo went from being my least favorite to my most favorite in bo3, has some actually great lines

@Phoenix0684 Жыл бұрын

Takeo was always funny Sure he isn't Crazy, Breaks the 4th wall and screams at the player, or drunk and makes multiple false jokes about his "wives" Ya Gotta admit the crew would be nothing without him

@otakuwannbe4387 4 сағат бұрын

He's the quiet kid of the group

@masteroogway2080 2 жыл бұрын

5:42 | He just like me fr

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

Relatable

@Hydro.Lizard.diplomat 2 жыл бұрын

One quote I had found odd was in Classified, when drinking the Cola/Soda perks, he says “new life flows through my veins, and- ow!… new life grows in my belly!” 😂😅

@slickysloth6685 8 ай бұрын

Takeo is so wholesome 😭

@caslet 2 жыл бұрын

Cod zombies has a seesaw with seriousness and hiliarious shit in it.

@kr1spiez 2 жыл бұрын

I cant believe this is the same game with time travel, mythical stuff and shit but also the same game where takeo would joke about the “revive me bro i have raygun” meme

@zombies4evadude24 Жыл бұрын

4:05 Savage 😂 Also the round music in the clip syncs hilariously.

@ThatBillNyeGuy09 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I always found Nikolai to be the least funny

@FirePhoenix0935 Ай бұрын

3:58 BRO THE MUSIC MATCHES UP PERFECTLY WHEN THEY TALKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rb_1576 2 жыл бұрын

i actually really like playing as this guy in zombies more than other characters

@dante3723 2 жыл бұрын

"Salt rifle, pepper pistol , wassabi gun"

@sandalman3554 5 ай бұрын

0:09 hes actually referring the fact that soldiers shit on punji sticks infect enemies

@Alex-uf7mz 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Takeo quote is when he says "i hope these reels are real reels" xD

@thejconstantine3081 Ай бұрын

Takeo always brings the boom, it is why he is popular. They went there and it made me laugh so hard

@N-GinAndTonicTM 2 жыл бұрын

I don't want them to recast Tom Kane. That's the equivalent of saying "you're all expendable, and we can simply replace you"; which is fucking scummy. Either let Aether die with dignity like it did before, or make it so that Richtofen and Samantha are the only two we'll be with throughout the journey. Perhaps Sam/Eddie could do a monologue about how when the Cold War began, they went to find their "old friends" in hopes of getting their help. But when they saw Tank, Nikolai and Takeo all had the lives they wanted; they were left in peace. Takeo got to see his children playing together. Nikolai got to return home to his beloved. And Dempsey went on to teach and train the future generations.

@grubskies4221 Жыл бұрын

1:06 I got that line perfectly lined up and he said "OWWW" just as I ran into a wall

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 ай бұрын

1:22: even Takeo has Dempsey's powers.

@Nuke_Gunray 2 жыл бұрын

They really managed to finally make him funny in the end

@TyroneMinkleWart Жыл бұрын

Always liked Takeo than any other of the crew

@ame4kitty Жыл бұрын

Takeo has always been my favorite character. he's just so much fun to listen to

@Laughy-Flaaffy 8 ай бұрын

My favorite line is when he gets the double points bonus and yells _”DOUBLE POINTS, DOUBLE THE HONOR”_

@Basedbateman97 2 жыл бұрын

imainge if the team were yelling at you when they go down "DOC I'M DOWN REVIVE ME!" "RICTOFTEN... I SEE THE MOTHERLAND" like them yelling at you the player trying to revive them lol

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

I feel it would probably be more work to implement a system where they call out the other team members specifically which is why they likely haven't done that, sadly

@nahhman 2 жыл бұрын

Finally the man gets his justice. This'll probably sound dumb but he might be my first or second of favorite zombie characters

@willlauzon3744 2 ай бұрын

To me Takeo becomes more interesting the longer you get to know him. I think at first he is the stoic one to contrast the others, but after going through hell and back with the others they start to rub off on him.

@jasonblundelldobebussing 2 жыл бұрын

"Who let the dogs out?" (a) Takeo

@BucketIHead 2 жыл бұрын

Small and dangerous just like me! -Takeo

@justin9489 Жыл бұрын

“Easter egg not so hard this time! Oh wait, this just power switch.”

@lychee_jelly_tea 9 ай бұрын

takeo's so underrated i love him he deserves so much love frfr

@vegetablue490 Жыл бұрын

Only a ‘nooby’ would take this shield! Takeo is seasoned vetaran! I was wrong! I need a shield! I need a shield!

@kr1spiez 2 жыл бұрын

4:15 Gas not lethal but may cause aharrucinations Haha! Hello little lion!

@kouriier6112 2 жыл бұрын

His best lines are definitely in bo4

@Spaced0ut Жыл бұрын

Considering what he went through in zetsobou(both versions of him.) he’s still so funny.

@jackd.s.8837 Жыл бұрын

Takio is honestly so underrated

@squidwardtentacles9567 2 жыл бұрын

Takeo was always funny, he was just undermined by Nikolai Dempsey and Richtofen who are a funnier. Takeo 2.0 is probably my favourite out of the four Primis characters

@JpgSilent 2 ай бұрын

0:08 I was high when this quote popped up and I laughed my ass off

@zackelphick2003 Жыл бұрын

2:46 mrtlexify would be proud

@Kirby64Guy Жыл бұрын

My absolute personal favorite character from the Primis and Ultimis Crew

@Hotsong780 Жыл бұрын

銃の品質は、それを持っている悪い野郎ほど重要ではありません

@relliklaires9368 2 жыл бұрын

I love clicking a video and hearing “hey everyone” in the most putrid, 3 cheese pizza eating, dorky way

@kr1spiez 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Lecturs Жыл бұрын

Takeovwas always my favorite

@slickcalf985 2 жыл бұрын

this video gave me a new found appreciation for takeo

@JakeRoAndOthers Жыл бұрын

“Well Takeo, there is always ritual suicide.”

@vincentm.6109 8 ай бұрын

2:40 *(Everything starts to slow down and go black and white while Mad World by Gary Jules starts playing)*

@Supernovaisayoutuber 2 жыл бұрын

5:20 :(

@Rainbow_Slime101 8 күн бұрын

Why is it when your playing takeo solo, it feels like he’s talking to himself like he doesn’t want to believe he’s lame and tries to impress everyone even though he’s the only one there?

@netheritepickaxe1506 2 жыл бұрын

These basically all made me laugh

@frigginbirds Жыл бұрын

I actually cackled at "Nova Sucks"

@thatbluehermit4011 Жыл бұрын

Why does Primis Takeo hate Ultimis Nikolai so much?! Has me dying of laughter 💀

@Phoenix0684 Жыл бұрын

Because he sees what Primis Nikolai is and then he sees what he is and knows that these two only share three things in common Russian, a Soviet, and their name

@preme5797 9 ай бұрын

As an adult I’ve grown to appreciate and love tak lots he’s awesome

@Adcts 2 жыл бұрын

Ultimis and Primis really did peak in BO4...fuck now I really wanna play BO4 again

@ElectrikStatik900 2 жыл бұрын

A rare sight indeed.

@projectember728 2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? Takeo is always Funny Right?

@TheOnlySpawn 10 ай бұрын

Takeo is underrated

@mobofthedeadenjoyer4921 2 жыл бұрын

Tom kane is a legend

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 ай бұрын

Takeo: the easter egg not so hard this time. Me from the Future: if he knew... 😁

@Ssniper-hd3re 10 ай бұрын

Takeo’s funny when he’s serious and unfunny when he make jokes

@vxhwpwpekfjfldod3761 Жыл бұрын

*NO AMMO. DOUBLE THE HONOUR!*

@casualanimations 10 ай бұрын

Takeo underrated

@misfortunecookie Жыл бұрын

I was juat smiling and smirking until he said "Tak-tical rifle" then I lost it

@theoryboss7351 2 жыл бұрын

Facebook page.. First Tank, now Tak. Who's next, Nikolai? Richtofen? **SAMANTHA?!**

@smd7898 Жыл бұрын

underated, love takeo man xD

@lorenzomartin6127 2 жыл бұрын

I love how takeo copies one of Dempsey’s lines at the end of the video

@crawlerzombie1124 Жыл бұрын

from "being above cliche" on bo1 moon to the exact opposite on bo4 classified... my, how the mighty have fallen.

@ingamesniperr 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that takeo is funnier than victus and chaos is actually kinda sad

@Deathmare235 2 жыл бұрын

He really isn’t also how is it sad

@kr1spiez Жыл бұрын

@@Deathmare235 No its just a saying like its not actually sad to cry over they mean its just like disappointing

@Deathmare235 Жыл бұрын

@@kr1spiez still don’t get it

@aaalicethegoat Жыл бұрын

Tbh OG Ultimis is probably peak COD Zombies humor for me. Then again I never really bothered with the newer games much aside from trying out Chronicles for a while