The spider mode looks as stables as my emotional wellbeing

"I have 5 bodies in my basement" *you gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers*

“Black magic is real, I’ve payed for it before” I’d just like to appreciate that line.

This just popped up in my recommended, and this man's aura is so powerful... ...it scares me.

Jobby’s videos are the perfect blend of comedy & pure utter horror

9:49 the green eyes and visor are from the the start of Season 2, when Tarantulas is possessing her and uses the visor and his tech to transfer his consciousness back into his transmetal body. Even afterwards though, he could still take control of her like a puppet. He held her hostage for like half the season until she threatened to detonate unstable energon point blank and blow them both sky high unless he severed the connection.

"I have five bodies in my basement" yep youtube, this ain't for kids so give papa jobby his sweet advertising money.

I feel like, he’ll be like Filthy Frank and then become a JoJi.

All we need is a MP Waspinator, and I'll be satisfied.

Everyone's talking about how thicc she is.... ...while I'm wondering when he's gonna review UT Challenger.

8:07 a Whiplash reference in 2019?? Now this is why I’m here

As a little fact, the green eyed face and visor that attaches is from the final episode of S1, "Other Voices" if you don't remember. She used the visor and the cable with it to get the info from Tarantulus' brain module to gain the info from his "corpse" so she could configure the rest of the escape pod for primal (who was not going to be in the pod if you have watched the show) And the green-eyed face is to replicate when Tarantulus talked out of her and helped her get his Transmutated body back to his lab and obtain it.

“They pop up like real spiders “ - Jobby 2019

Everyone talking bout the THICCNESS on the spider when we should talk about how Coppa made Jobby make the channel only for BIG BOYS!

"A fembot TOY on Jobi's hands, hmmm..... Let's click play and see.." - FTC Coppa enforcer after Christmas expenses.

Now we need a Masterpiece Beast Wars Silverbolt to go along with her.

"Mandibles? More like. . ." "THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIGBADTOYSTORE"

*Time to pull out the "you know what"* Bug spray

Jobby 1:03 “How talanted can I be?” *Says the person who can Sing,Draw,do Voice impressions & can do professional toy reviews.*

JOBBY: "...to turn this spider into a voluptuous woman" ME: Almost a masterpiece there

9:49 The green eyes represent the time she was possessed by Tarantulas.

The green eyed screaming face was when Tarantulus was inside her head at the tail end of season 1 and the first few episodes of season 2.

7:36 I laughed way harder then i should have🤣

Grab some silicone shock oil to loosen those joints! It’s typically used on R/C cars to oil the shocks (which are both plastic and metal) so it works perfectly. I used some for the ratchets on my MP Dinobot to help with the should issue after I shimmed it. I’d recommend a heavier weight (basically means that it’s thicker in consistency) just so it doesn’t leak all over the place. I think the one I had on hand was 60wt and worked just fine. Your local hobby shop should totally be able to help you out!

It's only a matter of time before they come out with a masterpiece Tarantulas.

1:30 that explains why you don’t make KZfaq videos in your basement anymore

11:05 Im done ( laughing hard)

The MP Best Wars are amazing!!! I hope we get a Silverbolt/ Quickstrike or even a Rampage figure. If they were to do Silverbolt and Rampage, a fun little Transmutate that you make with both figures would be cool too. Point is, I hope we see a lot more fun stuff for the MP Beast Wars line. Also that Bumblebee looks like trash and makes me sad.

10:08 "Have you ever heard of seasonal depression?" You BET I have, I have that too! HIGH FIVE! *High-Five Noise* *Dead Silence* *Goes back to crying in the corner eating a whole pie by myself*

Jobby- "have you ever heard of seasonal depression?"

For anyone wondering, the lion at the end is Lio Convoy from the Japanese exclusive Beast Wars II (Second) and fun fact, this show was the first to have Nemesis Prime (unless you count g1 with the remote control clone used by megatron)

11:17 That Moment When You Got The Figure, Even Though You Didn't Watch The Show

Jobby asks how talented can he be He can sing,draw and act better than me...god damn u jobby

"Have you ever heard of seasonal depression?" - Jobby the Hong 2019

at our house we give her an A+ 10/10 . we are glad they clearly prioritized her robot mode over the spider mode (which i think still looks great anyways.)

The "Op Op. OKAYE!!....." 3:30 was literally killing me. Definitely worth the replay

Joby is like if Filthy Frank was a toy reviewer

For anybody interested in or concerned about dangerously tight joints on plastic figures i personally use weight 80 silicone shock oil. this has served me well and actually rescued Masterpiece dinobots left shoulder ratchet from destroying itself. So yeah, my advice to anyone having difficulty with a very tight joint which you are afraid will break, i suggest lubrication. Caution, avoid using any sort of carbon/petroleum oils typical of metal components as these lubricants damage plastic. Silicon Shock oil is made for the lubrication of plastic components in RC vehicles specifically because it will not ruin the material. I am not certain how silicon shock oil interacts with all polymers and similar materials.

10:50 Not gonna lie, That is a 90´s orgarms.

Whenever Jobby says that some parts are to tight on a female action figure Me: Just the way you like it huh?

With some of the more fractured masterpieces I'm gonna love the whole angry parent tone that you had in the mp44 review

2:00 am Australia time (at time of release) stayed up all night (it was worth it)1 like= one hour of sleep Edit: I am now well rested Hello steeve jobbys

Just got this figure today, it looks great! All the joints hold nicely for posing and the spider mode even holds together great

I can imagine jobby being pissed about the kibble masterpiece bumblebee2.0.

OMFG HOW I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW

When the swivel man theme started playing I sang along

Mother of God... That random butt slap made me laugh loudly and uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes. I know full well I shouldn't have, but dammit did that moment of silliness make my day.

Kinda makes me want to draw her again...awesome review Jobby, and thanks for the art drop!

This is a legendary moment in channel's history.

Don’t worry Blackarachnia, I don’t like juice either. (I should clarify that I’m Jewish, plz don’t hurt me internet)

1:17 is my favorite bit

6:17 yep that meme format for me

I have 5 bodies on my basement -jobby 2019 But hey,dont we all?

Blackarachnea: Hey my robot eyes are up here. My spider eyes down here.

I own the Kingdom toy, and it's kind of amazing to watch this and see how much the two have in common. It's like they took the Masterpiece and started cutting back until they could sell it at retail.

Now all we need is a Masterpiece Silverbolt.

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Jobby wear pants...

Huh, not once did he mention Swivel-Man, you’d think that- 4:20 ....there it is.

"As all butts do" Literally lol'd at that. Good stuff.

The green eye face is from season 3 when she had the access codes to Teletraan 1/ the Ark. She shot the laser type things from her eyes to interact with the machinery and transmit data.

I wonder if our Lord Hobby is excited about the sexy 3rd party Arcee.

"Not only is black magic real, I've paid for it before."

THE WAIT FINALLY OVER Edit: I refer the repaint version

1:29 when you have a moment of clarity while your having a conversation with a complete stranger

I want to see this get repainted into her dark form she got in 1 episode.

11:16 [Get my future intensifies]

1:30 I like how Jobby says he has five bodies in his basement, but he’s living in a basement. He lives with five different rotting corpses

I love how he keeps using that sound clip from the Speedy Time Zone in Digimon World.

I almost scrolled past this, but when I seen it, i stopped right there.

0:59 Jobby: ‘’I’m not claiming to be an engineer’’ Also Jobby at 12: *designs an MP Dinobot*

Robot mode: ahhhhaaaaahahahahaaa ( melting and blushing) Animal mode: aaaaaaaaaaagh (jumps away)

A yes Jobby’s iconic catchphrase “I have five body’s in my basement”

COPPA is killing Jobby :(

1:22 “I hear they like to tear their legs off..”

This actually made me burst out laughing 11:06

You are aware that you are now forced to find her beloved *Silverbolt* after this, right? Loved that hilariously corny and chivalrous wolf/bird dude in _"Beast Wars."_

2:59 oh boy, is that transmetal dinobot on the couch?

Not sure how well it'll work on hinges but for tight ball joints use the tip of a candle and just rub it against the ball, move the joint, and repeat around the other sides. The candle wax works really well and I only had to apply it once to my FOC Swindle and he went from ball joints so tight his arms were going to snap off, to perfectly fine forever.

Gertting two ads in the face after you said you were just a KZfaqr made my whole morning just by how meta that was

Now we need a Masterpiece Silverbolt.

just wait till you see the UT dragoon cause damn bo- who sold their soul

3:10 Not-Megatron hanging out in the background

*when you see Transformers 7 trailer ad in a Transformers toy review*

The green eyes are from when Tarantulas was psychically linked to her

Me:looks at money and my jar Me: *its showtime*

“And her butt features a hole, as all butts do” Jobby 2019 Awesome review thank you for filling me with entertainment and joy

As a jazz musician I really appreciate the whiplash reference. I actually had to play this piece in ambassador jazz band and my teacher would always reference the movie.

This baby finally delivered to me and I'm happy to finally own it. I haven't taken her out of beast mode yet but the thing I saw that bummed me out the moment I took her out the box is how just incredibly loose her left front spider leg is. If I keep her grounded it's not noticable but the moment that leaves any type of ground it just dangels.

Who needs Anime girl figmas when you have this?

I should be getting Blackarachnia in the mail soon. 6:46 #RogerRabbitEffect

Now we need a masterpiece Silverbolt so they can do whatever they did off camera.

Dude im 99% sure i had a black archnia as a kid (obviously not a masterpiece since it was before those were a thing, and i grew up poor). Got it for Christmas and that thing has been a fond Christmas memory for years, pretty sure ive still got it too. Gave me some good memories watching this video and getting reminded of it

The problem for me is that you might as well be waiting around for an Ultimetal or Revoltech figure, as I can’t ever see displaying her in alt mode and I’m sure a dedicated bot mode only figure would find a way to be even better

Nadie: El viento: Tu papa al saber tus notas: 4:23

I like how there’s no English captions but there’s *portugese* captions

Good figure aside, 11:16 HOLY SHIT, THEYRE MAKING A FIGURE FOR LIO CONVOY?!?!

Well I mean the robot mode’s really good but the spid- OH HELL YEAH SHE COMES WITH A STAND TAKE MY MONEY

Figure:*doesnt have a waist swivel* Jobby:Pathetic

8:07 Love the whiplash reference Jobby

The paint job in spider form is actually good enough to provoke my arachnophobia