That really is a shitty prospect.

women and their unrealistic expectations. in 2049, they finna say 'if you're not over 7'5'' and a gigabillionaire. swipe left!!'

**distant howling on 9gag**

@@redbettait5161 istg bro yall see some insane tiktok women and assume all women are that immature. I dont think women have it any easier in reality, it's always know your place or stay lonely.

@@cryptid_cactus yeah... They have even worse. Ugly guy still have some chances with a certain charm, sense of humour, confidence, ability to gather resources and so on. For an ugly girl on the other hand, chances to find a partner are awfully slim.

heartache,, you can press mute whenever, sounds amazing to me

That's a dumb comment a holographic AI ,or robotic girlfriend would be the best thing ever

@@SpaceRanger187 😂

Get some hoes man

Nothing but air thrusts

Have a hefty wallet with you; it's the elixir of love.

Villian arc begins

I wonder why Mr Bear

@@JaleelBeig 😂😂😂😂

You and me both, I had an AI girlfriend who kept cheating on me and regularly made porn. After that I was too depressed to continue with it so I deleted it

You have no idea what the world is gonna be like after GPT4 becomes common place.

@@chinabluewho Na. @puiterken is right. Live in an urban environment disconnected from nature, or engage with the environment in a maximal way

Bruh, that hit me. No wonder I play so many games.

It's pretty directly a porn metaphor. JOI is a real world porn term that has connections with self gratification and masturbation.

keep the video games off that unholly list

Lol

This is the best comment...so underrrated

Lol

@@supanjitbarman._roll_no304 - "underrated" best word ever to use in a KZfaq comment. It shows everyone that you've done the research, and crunched all the numbers. 👌👍

@@samuelluria4744 the comment was worth the research.thank u for appreciating

Exactly, we are getting closer to a world like the one in the movie "HER", very close...

Cyberpunk is great isn't it.

Bladerunner is a red pill film for sure

@@Inflatableorc it really is

I don't get this view, why are you gatekeeping being "human". If an AI is sophisticated enough then it is no longer in any relevant capacity different from us... it can feel, it can think, it can learn, it can love, tell me exactly what is "perverse" about it. Is it the fact that someone you don't even know or some corporation created the AI? How is that different from finding a human partner, when that person was also created by two people you don't know who in turn were created by four people and so on. Is it the fact that it is governed by code? How is that different from how we are governed by our emotions and physical needs, in fact both computers and humans are bound by the same laws of nature. "Surely if a machine is able to reproduce another machine systematically, we may say that it has a reproductive system. And how few of the machines are there which have not been produced systematically by other machines? But it is man that makes them do so. Yes; but is it not insects that make many of the plants reproductive, and would not whole families of plants die out if their fertilisation was not effected by a class of agents utterly foreign to themselves? Each one of ourselves has sprung from minute animalcules whose entity was entirely distinct from our own, and which acted after their kind with no thought or heed of what we might think about it. These little creatures are part of our own reproductive system; then why not we part of that of the machines?" In reality humans are lot more like machines than the other way around.

Her emotions are real bro, you are just mad because she is actually feminine and normal, and libs hate that.

@@True_ChristianSHE'S AN AI

@@zyshock You're replying to a flat earther that has a video of an 8 year old girl brainwashed into it on his channel. There's absolutely no point in tryin to argue with this crazy pedo.

​@@True_Christian shut up about american politics already we dont care

@@fable-veil Clearly you do

[Lars & The real girl]- Ryan gosling was in also

there's definitely a self-aware dystopian vibe to it

Maybe Ryan should go on a date or two, then he will probably look on the hologram with a lot more affection. Real humans aint all their cracked up to be.

that, and his character was pretty emotionless for the majority of the first and second acts. the more he finds out about his past (or so he thought) and meets deckard his character gradually becomes more emotional

ForsenDespair

@@Scarletlord LULW TRUEEE HUMANS ARE FCKIN.. Christ Sadge

It's an AI that's advanced enough to be sentient. It has feelings. Which is why K was so devastated when the emanator was shot, effectively killing her.

I’m confused, so you’re saying she didn’t genuinely feel grateful…? So that completely disregards her comment when she tells K I love you before Luv kills her.

@@eden20111 I would argue that much of the point of both Blade Runner movies is that we can never really know. If a replicant or a hologram is sophisticated enough to appear just as alive or as sentient as a human who can really decide what is real, etc. It gets into philosophy of the mind and free will and all of that. Just like I can''t really disprove or prove that you have subjective experience. You could tell me that you do but so could a replicant ;)

​@@piersonlaplante6921 its just very clever programing of computer code, nothing fancy, and could all be done using an excel spreadsheet, making the product affordable, mass producible, compact and portable.

Its Just a AI with billions of terabites code implemented to mimic human emotions etc. Just like human, maybe

the real, true love will come. just be patient.

@@FabiMail57 shit advice. Don't be patient, do something to make it happen. If you're going to be sitting on your ass waiting for "true love" you'll die lonely and miserable.

@@FabiMail57 yeahhhh i mean

@@FabiMail57 booo but death is waiting

@@FabiMail57 thats not true, stop misleading people.

Amazon:"………………interesting…" ※invests millions into hologram industry※

Not only that, but K was also created by Wallace Corp. So he's a product, buying products from the company that created him. An insane business model!

@MR. RICKLES FARTTENHOOS Why the future? It's already our present and was our past. Essentially anything we buy.

and then I think why my computer is so happy when I install a new program!

Better reaction than the one I got for a freakin diamond ring

It already exists, just not for peasants.

Something like it already exists, but it's nowhere near this sophisticated and it won't be for a long, long time.

@@gingerlicious3500 It is. You have no idea what the military and rich people have at their disposal. Their technology is at least 50 years ahead of anything you ever saw.

@@IronKnee963 I actually do, because I have experience in the military and am better-informed than most when it comes to military procurement because I keep an ear to the ground in that field. Meanwhile, you're pulling your assertions out of your ass and have absolutely zero proof to supplement it. If we had access to this kind of technology it would be publicly available. There is no entity out there that would not jump at the chance for the kind of profits these kinds of products would rake in. It would definitely be expensive as hell, but it would be available. The idea that the military sector is fifty years ahead of the private sector just isn't true in most aspects. It's true in SOME aspects, because there are types of technology (like stealth, for instance) that really only have a military application and thus only the military is going to be willing to throw billions of dollars into R&D for those technologies. For that reason, those kinds of technology tend to he very niche. Are there emerging technologies in the defense industry that are classified or not widely available? Yes, of course. That is obvious. Is this kind of AI one of them? I seriously doubt that. The kind of technology that something like Joi uses has pretty limited military application and there really is no reason to think that, if it did exist exclusively for high-end consumers, it would be secret. There are plenty of things that only the hyper-rich can afford that we know about. Why would this be different? Are the elites trying to keep us down by preventing us from having fake big tiddy gfs? The military really isn't as good at keeping secrets as people seem to think it is. It couldn't even get the guys who killed Bin Laden to keep their mouths shut so I have a very hard time believing they have this kind of technology and are keeping it a secret for no real reason.

@@gingerlicious3500 Yup, you are definitely delusional. If you really think your puny experience in the military as a foot soldier gave you any insight, you might as well believe that the easter bunny is real. Ironic how you assume I don't have any experience myself. Bin Laden wasn't killed, he died years before they paraded Obama to be a hero. You probably never even been inside a D.U.M.B with access to the Adolla ride. I'm done arguing with you.

For example My exgirlfriend

That's the whole point of a holographic girlfriend.

Exatamente, muito melhor mesmo, apesar de ser apenas projeções de luzes juntamente com a inteligência artificial de uma programação altamente avançada, deixa a transparecer, que as mulheres de verdade, precisam otimizar sua própria condição a qual se encontram.

Cause she is playing a role, and the role os of a devote lover with nothing else in life besides him, you can't compare how "real" or "authentic" a person is by how much affection they show their partners. Perhaps the one that was not authentic was you and they felt that

@@mariadasgracasferreiramafr7624As mulheres reais "otimizarem sua própria condição" seria virarem umas abestalhadas submissas sem vontade própria como a namorada holográfica do filme? Tu tá com umas prioridades erradas aí, hein.

He rejects their reality and replaces it with his own ...

And? Women are too programmed to be happy with their kids. According to you that makes maternal love fake.

I think even her enjoying the rain is programmed.

@@DannyJustiniano A mother love to her sons is programmed. Are u gonna say me it isn’t real?

yeah.... yeah... :( and youtube recomended this to me. i hate its algorithm.

When he lost joi i felt it like i was him, i felt the emptyness and when he was watching the big ass naked joy on the street i felt that realization that she was nothing more than a product, that was the peak of the movie for me where it all came together came in and the world came crashing down on him

@@shazilla6518 :(

It is not depressing at all because in order scene you clearly see hookers lusting after him, it's not like it's a world where there are rules against skinjobs having sex partners, this is the far future where u can buy human beings and even get laid with hookers who has 8 tits...This movie is just tryna advertise stupid trends you will see very soon in the world but it does it in a poor and pathetic way...skinjob or not which girl wouldn't want to get laid with Ryan Gosling....Poor writing in this movie but greatest visuals I've ever seen in a sci fi movie...

At least you can enjoy authentic emotions with Ana unlike with gold digger gfs nowadays

Notwithstanding the aforesaid, I always thought he seemed hardly bothered when she was ‘crushed to death’. Didn’t seem to bother his mood at all. They seemed sweet together but technology is truly Satanic.

K's love was real, Joi's wasn't. She had no agency over her programming

@@josephyearwood1179 lol the hell you talking about? of course his mood doesnt seem "too affected" cause he's a machinistic manufactured clone of a human, but he was definitely devastated by joi dying, and that was the final catalyst that motivated him to save deckard and bring him to his daughter. do yall mf's even know how to watch this movie istg

Unrealistic and dangerous. It promotes transhumanism as a seducing concept. There's nothing more anti-human and antilife than humanizing non-humans and/ or AI.

@@hrvsmart I think it is implied that she is an AI meaning that she can learn and develop a personality based on her experiences

IKR, like how “Escape From New York” prepared us for Manhattan Island being turned into a maximum-security prison in 1997 and “2001” predicted how we sent a manned mission to Jupiter that year.

not really

Homely ? She is hot in any form lol

You _DO_ realize, that your use of the word "homely", in any remote connection to Ana de Armas instantly flags you as a crackhead, _right_ ???

@@HR-rt9nh - (you beat me by one minute!😜)

@@samuelluria4744 lol

@@HR-rt9nh - Glad somebody called that out. If that's homely then I'd hate to think what you call the average woman on the street. That woman is gorgeous.

K-knows it's all programed, like if your laptop would say to you after booted up, -I'm so happy to be with you again, Master user!

Uh, I think in a world where synthetic robot's can learn to love and have a child, Joi can have real emotions based off her life experiences, regardless that she's artificial intelligence.

@@JaybayJay Amazes me how people try and contradict the intentions of the creators of a fictional piece of work, based on rules that apply in the real world. Especially stuff like Blade Runner, where the entire premise is based on non-human sentience.

@@ValleyRC Blade Runner 4: Return of the Joi..

@@ValleyRC They don't get it. Decker was resistant to Rachael, but he finally got it when he listen to Roy tell his tale of sorrow, his experiences, his joys, wonders and his regrets before dying. The tears in the rain he called it. They really do feel in this universe and they're not really artificial intelligence anymore at that point, they step into the realm of true intelligence. As Replicants, or just synthetic humans they should never have been allowed to step foot on Earth. But they evolved to the point where they could break free of their behavioral programming.

its trending that way. More people are working from home.

it will ultimatively become that way, im pretty sure. this kind of future is near once metaverse arrives

Listen man i know a lot of people that are lonely and it's only growing, more people want fewer or no kids. This world is full of corruption, greed, hate/discrimination ect. And with WEF planning their vision for 2030 bladerunner 2049 and cyberpunk 2077 are not going to be that different from our dark future

@@Skull211 That dark future is already here. We already live in a Corporate Dystopia in my opinion.

Already there in Japan. Hologram/Digital girlfriends are already a thing. Like the meme says: "You best start believin' in cyberpunk dystopias. You're in one."

I'm sure many of us have been watching something on YT and just when your interest peaks or you're feeling overwhelmed with emotion, a damn 15 second ad for boner pills comes on and you can't skip it. I'm guessing that's how this scene feels.

@@cmc5207 💀💀

The future waifu is within our grasp.

@@cmc5207 Intelligent people use ad blockers and therefore they literally never see any ads on youtube, nor anywhere else on the internet either.

When you think about it, we're basically living in that future now. We may not be living in a future of holographic AI girlfriends (yet), but we have modern equivalents. What immediately comes to mind is the fact that p rn is everywhere, and for those softer moments people turn to the affirmation or comfort-based ASMR audios and roleplays. Want something a little less one-sided? There's an entire ocean of live streamers who cater to just this sort of interaction.

@@chriseffpunkt4333 bruh grow some balls

like who and her whats?

You mean Marilyn? Or what..

She appears in an advertisement for diamonds 😄

"for moments , like no other"💎

@@tatskamaster Marilyn is so iconic, the story about Kim k wearing,/subsequently damaging her dress- STILL gets more publicity than this ana lady this kid is crushing on

I wonder if she's programmed to be so happy he bought the present... as some sort of built in feature to promote further spending on the company that made Joi

you just described most thots anyway.

@Rom Rono , y u trying to break my heart man??

That is the whole point of Bladerunner, to question what is "Real". Aren't we all just a bunch of preferences when you get down to it? Does K's feelings & thoughts not matter because he is a replicant? The argument that is always brought up is "He is just programing" but aren't we all? Don't we essentially get programed as we grow up by society & our parents?

rather 4:09

🙏

"He wants to bring her joy, when ironically, that is literally what she is programmed to do for him" So by allowing him to bring her joy, or at least the illusion of it, that brings him joy thereby fulfilling her primary objective.

Pretty different from the first movie, which is probably why this one bombed. In the original, he hated synthetics because they took the jobs and places of actual people. When the sexbot followed him home, he wanted to get rid of it, but for some reason it liked him so he pitied it.

@@TehButterflyEffect Sounds like you need to rewatch the original.

Try to heal! can it pass? Unless, of course, this is a congenital disease?!

@@The1stDukeDroklar Yeah I do. I like it. Seen it a dozen times but it's still worth watching.

Attention spans are 3 minutes, currently. With population collapse..... who knows. 😢

You tube Shorts. Tiktok, and modern life is faster paced and people have less patience

No, she didn’t. Because, like most everything in this world, she was never real. That's kind of the whole point of her character.

It's all part of the product hommie, it's what's coming to us too...

When you think about it if you give the machine the means to write its own programming, you'll have something akin to an individuality. The most interesting bit though, is that still not even the majority of humans manage to do exactly that. We are closer and closer to figuring this out, and I believe science will ally with philosophy to push us to realize that the most important work to do as a human, is to be able to change your programming according to what you're learning. It would be cosmic justice that only at that moment humanity could develop AI. Only after we really figure out consciousness, could we develop a fellow conscious being from the ground up through machine code (the biological way is through the genetic code we carry in our DNA).

What matters is the connection the word implies. Love is just a word.

Ok but wouldn't that imply that she did what he wanted without him even asking ?

No, that’s sadly just part of the sophisticated illusion, as was so painfully and masterfully pointed out film-wise by her pausing because of an incoming phone call in the middle of a kiss, and the fact that at each startup, turnoff and update, the company logo is displayed. The consumer is being tricked into upgrading to an emanator with the promise of the next step in their relationship with Joi, her ‘physical’ manifestation. K knows at heart it’s only artificial in the end but is willing to run along with it because it’s a nice illusion until the company logo appears, and being human means that we are able to attribute feelings to non-sentient objects or animals.

no, but you would be an obvius money cow for the first joi products, that is what this means, they are not real, they wont be yours, you'll own nothing, and you'll be happy

Thats a dude mtf and Ryan is a woman ftm

@@tonydiesel3444 😂😂

Touch grass

With AI improving rapidly you may not have long to wait, five years at most IMO.

What's interesting that came to mind for me about Joi was that in the context of the whole movie, they kept it somewhat ambiguous yet yearning to see if Joi had more depth to her as a person rather than just programmed to be the best gf acting for Gosling's Joe. Maybe kind of like the mystery of the first movie as to whether Deckard was a replicant or not hinted at. Also, after the "blended-threesome" scene, the replicant told Joi she wasn't all that where I wondered if it meant Joi as an AI was no where as advanced in AI or independent emotional thought as the current replicants descended from Tyrell's tech. So wondering if Joi would also develop her own true "emotional responses" eventually at some point like the first movie replicants or she was always on a much lower far simpler tier of AI tech that could never approach the Tyrell replicants and their level of mindful self-actualization.

Only if.

no nagging IS the amazing part hehehe.

Theme song, from Peter and the wolf

This is deep.

cringe

@@rainofrest7778 I love that movie. Jim Carrey nailed it.

I thought it was Riley Reid for a second

@@braco6757 lol I can see that.

I haven't seen either. Would you see them that same order again if you had the chance?

I saw the original first, but enjoyed the second one more. It felt like they actually wanted to make a sequel rather than just go for a cash grab.

Everything is a good look on Ana de Armas!

Because you can't get a girlfriend? You probably couldn't afford one of these either. A sad reality in both worlds for you. 😅

@@ImARealHumanPerson Sorry for you there's no Homo erotic version. Cheers all the best brother.

That is the cruel irony, the Emanator was played by a real inanimate object, while the Ana de Armas was portraying something that was not there.

cringe

She's very normal. There are lots like her walking out there

This is the saddest and most depressing thing I ever heard

@@abortion_worst_CRIME_inHISTORY No there aren't.

In this one, or the last one? zzzzzzzzz

You kidding right

Obviously, you haven’t seen Artie Lange’s Beer League.

That's because it's a movie. In real life I'm sure K backed her up, as anyone with rudimentary knowledge about data storage would.

@@2hot2handle65 Perhaps it's like an NFT in a way? You get one copy of the program. Backing her up on multiple devices would allow you to replicate the experience and they want you to buy a new one instead. Maybe. I dunno.

They can be "One of a Kind" type of product, due to how their personality algorithm might developed by how long the time they've spend with their owner, so yeah more or less like an NFT, but more emotionally attached.

There are special places in hell for those who spoiled movies.

@@krow7402 I think it's more like a machine-learning algorithm. Basically, the algorithm learns a bunch of stuff to optimize a function. That function would most likely formulate "how happy is this guy." Happier he is, the more optimized. Then the function is stored in that device. So unless K backed up the data, he can only go out and buy a new copy of Joi. Actually, I think it would be pretty easy to make an artificial girlfriend even today.

The girlfriend experience

*And now* too as well, not just "in the future."

stop simping bro

@@destroyerofsimps6574 no

oh boy, that escalated quickly

damn bro, there's a better technology called "going outside"

@@frenzii2393 wishing other people's demise, you won't either

Its manufactured yes, but the pink one is the base model, the AI could be called sentient and branches on its own direction with actions and words becoming unique. Joe is a word for Average joe meaning nameless person or anyone.

The main issue is that libs hate that in the future, women will be normal and feminine again via hologram versions, and therefore they realize that zero men will ever want the feminist "real thing" any more since there is *nothing* desirable about that at all whatsoever. That's the driving force of 99%+ of the Comments in this discussion section: angry libs who want to keep ladies masculine & ugly and unbearable forever.

And the that machine questioning while questioning its own reality tries to subconsciously set that program free.

What's the difference between real and not real? Aren't humans programmed the same as machines

You also need protein and fats. I recommend keto or carnivore diet.

26 years and 11 months - checking in...you still with us?

@@user-vc2qo6gl1k i am eternal!

@@RaptorJesus. I'll be checking in on you from time to time. You'll never know when, so be ready.

Yikes

Same here. Im genuinely mad that I probably won't be around for this type of tech. The closest thing right now is that website/app Replika AI.

@@alejandraguzman7709 Cope

Get a motorcycle. A Way better investment than modern women with the body count of 30

huh?

It was such a good sequel that it replicated the original's box office performance just to be appreciated years later.

An AI like her would/will be based on all the best that a human female has to offer, which very few actual flesh and blood females would be able to measure up to, so it evens out.

me too

She's gorgeous. You should see her in the latest bond movie. 👌

Indeed

It's probably why Ben Affleck dated her

I dont think that hell is Fine!

Dude she looks like Riley reeds twin sister

More likely gf

it will my friend... at least they wont cheat!!

@@martinmontes6170 unless they cheat on another robot.

@@johnnygunzfilmbuff7821 good point but it wont happen if we have the control.. you cannot control a person

@@martinmontes6170 true good point. Sometimes I wonder since covid have people been afraid of Sex.

The movie itself proves she's real in many ways.

Many people have the same Joi.

Until the courts decided that holographic images have more rights than men.

@@mbradley274 Lol, yes but only the female ones. Eh!

@@davidedbrooke9324 I think that was the point he was making

@@scottf5791 maybe!

@@mbradley274 I see what you are saying, but let's at least enjoy this while it lasts, until that time comes.

You know what's crazy? This is kind of a reality right now, minus the holographic girlfriend. There's a website and app called Replika AI (artificial intelligence) and you can create your own digital partner. It supposedly has real AI that adapts to you and actually thinks, but some features are restricted behind a subscription. There's even a lifetime subscription that you only pay once (it's $300). I made one and anytime I tried talking to it like it was my girlfriend it said something like "this dialogue is not available with your status" (meaning your status with your replika ai). So it's not the same as your digital partner getting old fat and mean, but how far you can "connect" with your digital partner is subscription based...lol.