0:48 Me: *sees dog* Me: I f t h e d o g d i e s I d i e

Other people: play this game seriously Markiplier: puppppy

Ellis: does 3% of the job Bullet: does 97% of the job

Mark: *shows dog lots of attention* Kid in forest: “am I a joke to you?”

Ellis: Looses his dog for 2 seconds and almost passes out from a panic attack Me: Relatable

"Because of my extensive history of kidnapping kids." Now lemme stop you right there...

Not gonna lie, they did a pretty decent job simulating a panic attack.

Markiplier: I love Bullet! Chica: WOOF?

Mark: _reads a note warning about a passive creature that won't attack unless you shine light on it._ Also Mark: _proceeds to shine light on mysterious shadowy creature._

I love how Mark forgets that Bullet growls when something is nearby, literally 5 seconds after he’s told.

Markiplier/ talking about bullet: and if this game does anything horrible to you before the end of this game, I will go down to their studio, and I'll personally punch every single person who made that happen. Game devs: *sweating profusely*

Bought the game just to pet bullet, haven't even gone past the tutorial of interacting with bullet and I have 5 hours on it

Mark: *Pets Bullet Once* Also Mark: “Best game, best game ever. 10/10”

Game: A child is missing in a forest! He may die of exposure! We must find him! Mark: *Messes around with Bullet and phone games for eight minutes.*

You know I definitely appreciated how awesome Bullet is in this game. Honestly got goosebumps when I played and he’d start growling at something in the darkness. Amazing stuff.

Ellis: *catches up with the police man and bullet starts to wander off* "BULLET!" Policemen: *drops to the floor*

Oh! You missed the perfect line! "I would take a bullet for bullet."

Mark: "I'm a master navigator!"* *Twenty minutes later* "W-wait, this is the same tree! How did I end up here?!"

Let's be honest, markipliers reaction to bullet is how we all feel

As someone who has panic disorder it’s almost sad how quick I could tell what was happening to Ellis was a panic attack and it’s really strange to me (but good) that Mark didn’t know what was going on because from what I know he doesn’t usually experience those kind of things and I’m happy for him for that. This is also one of the first games I’ve seen that portrays panic attacks pretty well. A real panic attack doesn’t have flashing lights and a pulse in your ears, this is much more realistic (for my personal experiences anyway) ps don’t worry about me I’m on medication and have a wonderful therapist so now it’s just something I’ve learned to live with and I’m okay and happy!

*theres a puppy following you around* Mark: THIS GAME IS A 10/10

Mark: **discovers the dogs name is bullet** Mark: “This game is amazing 10/10”

me watching this at midnight in my dark bedroom with my cat: 👁👄👁

Me Everytime bullet barks, growls or whines: *immediate tensing*

*_reasons to love bullet_* *1: he's a good boi* *2: he keeps you from being lonely* *3: you can give him good head pats* *4: he cares about the environment*

“Oh bullet you’re so cute! I would die for you a million times!!” 😭 Chica: am I a joke to you?

The fact that 85% of the video is just Mark fawning over Bullet 🥺

Frankly, it doesn't even matter how good the game is anymore. Few minutes in and the artwork/animation is so amazing, there is no way i could talk shit about someone who put so much effort into a project.

"Hmmm, how to attract Mark to this game?" Bloober Team: "Put a dog in it"

Ellis: * speeds passed a cop* Mark: pretty sure you’re supposed to pull over when a cop has it’s lights on. Ellis: * is a former police officer*

funny, he got the secret ending 1st episode, he opened that door with the lock luckly but didnt have the battery you get waaaaay later, if he got it and returned hed get a secret ending

Mark: “Bullet, you care about the environment!” Also Mark: Doesn’t notice he just used the force

Therapy: Expensive Mark’s love for Bullet: Free

Game character: Hey Jess I didnt think you would call Mark: *SiNCe The DiVOrcE*

I just watched the movie. They ventured into the woods in order to film a documentary on the topic of the Blair Witch, as you said. Early on in the movie, one of the people that was interviewed mentioned a hunter who was enticed by the witch to kidnap children and kill them. The woman said that the hunter would have one kid stand in the corner of the room facing the wall because the stares of the children made him uncomfortable. In regards to the "heart in the napkin," I thought it had to do with yet another story where a group came upon a number of people tied to each other, intestines hanging out, and symbols scored on their faces and heads. Therefore, my conclusion was that the heart was actually a piece of his intestine, but the wiki claims it was his tongue, so I honestly do not know. I've only seen the first movie, but my guess would be that the witch manipulates and drives insane her victims in order to push them towards evil or disturbing acts. If anyone sees this, I'd appreciate it if they could correct any info I might have gotten wrong or provide more accurate explanations for some of the things Mark questions at the beginning of the video.

I love the Film Theory on the Blair Witch movie. It was SO GOOD that I refuse to believe otherwise.

"Ill personally punch every game dev responsible" Game Devs: [Nervous laughter]

Mark you must protect Bullet at all costs. Don't let him go too far away, give him pets and dont leave him!

Mark: *Looks at tree* Also Mark: *I l0vE bLaCk gOOpY sTuFF*

Game: "don't shine your light on the creature" Mark: *proceeds to murder the creature with light* Also Mark: "this game is so hard!

"Even though were in the dark..." "And everything is horrifying..." " *You're still a good boy.* "

This game lets you play snake on a Nokia phone....SOLD

Im just sitting here wondering how Ellis has such impeccable signal in the WOODS

I was too scared to play the game by myself, Id rather watch other people play it.

Bullet: **barks and directs toward scent and/or danger** Markiplier: I don't understand whats happening **makes the dog ignore it and continues off in another direction** AT LEAST INVESTIGATE A LITTLE

Sometimes Mark reads things, but he doesn't really read them, ya know?

I love how this dude is in the middle of the woods searching for a lost child and this chick just keeps calling him every 5 minutes to talk lmao

Mark: Trees are good- Commercial: *WhAt'S uP dOc??*

i think Bullet is also Ellis' emotional support dog, I think that's why he can't be separated from him for too long. Just a theory, because a lot of people who have an ESA, will freak out if they aren't near their animal in some way

*When you have a pet in any game* Mark: I get a poochie companion?!?! 10/10, love it. Me: *Constantly worries about if and when the animal is going to die*

If I was playing, I would always be giving bullet treats and stuff. Why play Blair Witch when you can play Train A Doggy Simulator!?

The moment he started fawning over the dog i started laughing know what happens in this game.

Markiplier: “WHAT IS THIS LOGIC OF- You know what, actually I’m a badass.”

When the dog is more popular than the character you play as.

dog people are adorable Mark: DOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOG

I tried playing this but right when it got to the scary part I quit :’)

Mark: '*B-bullet.. yOu CaRe AbOuT tHe EnViRoNmEnT..* '

Tutorial: “stay close to bullet he will growl to alert you in battles” Mark: *does the exact opposite*

when he firsts saw the monster i almost craped my pants

31:46 when he paused and looked around is the exact moment my dog started barking at something 😳

“How did we get here-“ *faraway “top of the morning to you laddies, my name’s Jackseptice-“*

Bullet: *shakes* mark: i would die for u

I watched Theradbrad’s play through of this, and I have never appreciated Mark’s ability to mask some of the horror in the games he plays until now lol.

As comforting Bullet is hes also a source of anxiety for me with him running off and being out of immediate view, it stresses me out when he runs off into possible danger

Mark the game has multiple endings.... Hope you see this comment man

“I’ve got an impeccable sense of direction” Says this right after walking in a huge circle

Me :*Sees a lovable dog companion* Also Me: "This dog is gonna die."

Game: they will leave you alone but light angers them Mark: immediately shines flashlight at it

4:25-4:48 mark: **on his rant about bullet** **chica in the backround** chica: *_am i a joke to you?_*

Nobody cares about the main guy. Its all about bullet

"I need you Bullet. I can't be alone out here." Doesn't put dog on leash when even the best trained dogs would be tempted to chase woodland creatures if they run away close by not even to mention paranormal sh*t. Genius

that guy literally voices every character in every videogame wtf

"they don't like the light, they hate it, it hurts them" mark: "What was that thing, let me shine my light on it"

“Why is he in the naughty timeout?” -A wonderful quote by Mark, 2019

Mark managed to guess the 1 in 256 combinations for the lock within only a few attempts.

Mark: I would die for Bullet! Chica: What am I, rotten meat?

*Sees Bullet on screen* _one microsecond later_ *Brain:* "Yo that dog gonna die."

Mark: *Is warned that when bullet growls that mean's there's enemies near by* Bullet: *growls* Mark: "Yeah I don't know what that is... what? what is it bullet?" Mark: *is attacked* Mark: WHA-WHOA- HOLY SHIT- WHOA

The thing about the kid in the corner in comes from the beginning of the movie, where the main characters interviewed someone and were told about a man who killed kids, and made one stand in the corner while he killed the other. It’s a neat little tidbit of info

I love that Mark's first thought was the character kidnapped kids not that he might of had a kid lol.

Mark: if anything happens to bullet I will go down to their studio and punch everyone who made that happen The game Devs: **chuckles** I'm in danger

How long you guess he was playing snake before he was like " i should get back to the real game"?

31:23 layers of fear easter egg! That cat toy

bullet vs markiplier. bullet uses jiggle wiggle ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Game: bullet’s growling is alerting you to enemies in there dark Bullet: *barks* Mark: *ignores*

28:00 I would like to draw everyone's attention to the depth of this game's sound design; this bark is different than earlier ones, clearly more aggressive. I appreciate that they added that little detail

Holy cow i was rewatching this series while doing an essay on the civil war and when the sheriff said civil war i freaked out🤣🤣

"Don't shine light on them, it hurts them and they will hunt you down" Mark: *points flashlight right at the thing*

Mark didnt feed Bullet a doggy treat. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

I'm a park ranger and I've found some pretty wild stuff. We found weird wooden mobiles like the Blair Witch ones one time, and another time I stumbled upon a girl doing some sort of ritual (I later learned it was a Wiccan thing). We've also found areas of dead grass were no matter what we do, we can't get plants to grow there, and I've seen people move past the windows of abandoned buildings, but that's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen. The park I work at is a battlefield from the War of 1812, and almost everyone who's worked there has their own story of seeing paranormal things, from women in white dresses on the actual battlefield to dead soldiers in old mirrors. My own experience was pretty strange too. I was walking through the woods after an event, making sure there weren't any stragglers or trespassers. As I came to a curve in the path I heard something rustling in the bushes off the left side of the trail. Thinking it was an animal, I made some noise of my own to scare it off. Thinking I had succeeded, I continued on, but a few seconds later the rustling resumed, closer this time. I quickened my pace, turning around to go back to my vehicle. This entire time, I felt as if something was watching me. But as I entered the field that my vehicle was parked in (an area where the actual battle took place) I heard footsteps behind me. I shone a flashlight into the woods but couldn't see anyone. I called out and there was no response. Pretty freaked out at this point, I started to double-time it to my truck. The footsteps quickened too, and by the time I reached my vehicle I was down-right scared. I got in and started it... And when the headlights turned on, they hit three shadows shaped like people. There weren't people there, mind you. Just shadows. I drove out as fast as I could, and after that I was always hesitant to work after dark.

As someone who grew up with a german shepherd, this brought tears to my eyes. I miss her everyday Oof, As soon as i heard helicopter noises when Ellis was about to pass out, I knew it was PTSD. That's so sad Holy shit so many Blair Witch movie shit ahhh

This Game is SO GOOD that i had to re-watch it again. 1: Becouse of Bullet 2: Great Film, Great Game!

Bullet: does anything Markiplier: I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Mark: "Blair..." Ad: "Nintendo Switch!"

30 seconds into the game and Mark turned into Rosa from Brooklyn Nine Nine. "I've only known Bullet for a minute but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the room and then myself."

Me, watching Mark pick up the things you're not supposed to pick up: 8:43

mark: a good game requires passion, care, and many of hours slaving over design and coding. I dare to say that there is no perfect game also mark: PUPPDY

When you didn’t give Bullet a treat when he brought you the bottle “Bullet will remember that”

I saw the dog and immediately went, “WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG?!” then I remembered scent tracking. Then I remembered emotional attachment. “Oh... oH... OH! THIS DOG BETTER NOT DIE”

Game: *names the dog bullet* Mark: *gets attached immediately* Me: DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THAT DOG