Blind taste and rank 10 vodkas- PUNISHMENT | How to Drink

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How To Drink

How To Drink

4 жыл бұрын

I'm playing the Vodka Game, I've got to put these 10 glasses of vodka in order from cheap to expensive or else I drink The Punishment Drink...
People have been asking where to buy some of the bottles I use on the show, Here's a start:
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At long last an episode all about vodka. They gave me ten glasses and put letters on them, I didn't know what was inside, I had to taste them and put them in order from cheap to expensive. And some of them were very cheap. None of them were VERY expensive. This episode was not fun to film. And the worst thing is, that if I don't score enough points in this game I've got to drink the Punishment Drink. I also do not know what's in that. I let everyone at the shoot with me put one ounce of anything they wanted in a glass together. This episode is going to be a doozy, so let's get it over with.
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@howtodrink
@howtodrink 4 жыл бұрын
See you next time on the VODKA GAME where our contestants win nothing! Where to buy the bottles I use: drink.curiada.com/ Twitch: bit.ly/2VsOi3d twitter: bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: bit.ly/H2DBlog Patreon: bit.ly/H2DPatreon Barfly (Affiliate): amzn.to/2nCGQGb
@addisonmartin3200
@addisonmartin3200 4 жыл бұрын
Well. Now you have to make a palatable version of The Punishment, now that you know what's in it...
@maryna-nika
@maryna-nika 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me, have you tried Ukrainian vodka?
@TheCrushenator
@TheCrushenator 4 жыл бұрын
The everclear is priced wrong if you dilute it to 1/2 the strength it should be 1/2 the price.
@ZoanBlade90
@ZoanBlade90 4 жыл бұрын
Still less dangerous than the Toshiki Drinking Game.
@mikep1012
@mikep1012 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the Bourbon Game is in the future?
@seansimonalle8896
@seansimonalle8896 4 жыл бұрын
Bless the editor who made the tags follow the glasses as he waves them around
@eoghanmyers2330
@eoghanmyers2330 4 жыл бұрын
Greg is the editor
@Adrian-qr6gk
@Adrian-qr6gk 4 жыл бұрын
@@eoghanmyers2330 blessed be greg!
@ThomasS17
@ThomasS17 4 жыл бұрын
and the "pulling up the screen"
@jhenbob5374
@jhenbob5374 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@DanteTorn
@DanteTorn 4 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd kept it for the scoring thing. I found it hard to track without that specific form of key.
@cheze9733
@cheze9733 4 жыл бұрын
Blink twice next episode if you're being held captive
@g4yktzgjx6
@g4yktzgjx6 4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine a more unfair game. Everclear is a complete curveball same with the Stoli Grey Goose is expensive af. But is basically just Gary's Good Vodka with better marketing. Fucking respect for scoring 80/100.
@cameronjellison2085
@cameronjellison2085 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said it’s sweet, to cover up the acetone I knew it was grey goose
@robertbrindle8901
@robertbrindle8901 2 жыл бұрын
he needs to cut the bs and do his damn show ....
@cheeks3367
@cheeks3367 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertbrindle8901 this is the show lmao what are you talking about he can do what he wants
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if it has half the vodka it should count as half the price
@devs1590
@devs1590 2 жыл бұрын
@@0Clewi0 your drunk man go home.
@ImKittyCow
@ImKittyCow 4 жыл бұрын
since everclear was mixed with half water, they should have halfed the price point since its effectively twice as much volume, making it the cheapest
@Neothedragon
@Neothedragon 4 жыл бұрын
I agree they should've lowered the price point since it was diluted, but the cheapest one was 7 dollars, half of 17 is 9 rounded up.
@Dextline
@Dextline 4 жыл бұрын
I thought so too, but at one point during the video they said the price for the bottle was $35.
@Kajarago
@Kajarago 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dextline Everclear is not $35/bottle
@devilish2565
@devilish2565 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on what state you're in. In SC Liquor Laws and Taxes are Outrageous.
@verisww8104
@verisww8104 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of water did they add to Everclear?? If it wasn't distilled water then it doesn't count. It's contaminated with whatever is in tap water or even bottled water. It's 95% ethyl alcohol. I doubt the remaining 5% gives it much taste but I could be wrong. Got to try a blind test of this idea against Titos
@jplaysgames2364
@jplaysgames2364 4 жыл бұрын
rip greg, he died doing what he loved: wait, no he didnt
@fishflake1209
@fishflake1209 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t die, or he didn’t love it?
@nicholasneyhart396
@nicholasneyhart396 4 жыл бұрын
@fishflake1209 Both.
@mrgame4
@mrgame4 4 жыл бұрын
C'mon he is inmune to alcohol
@GuacPeen420
@GuacPeen420 4 жыл бұрын
fishflake1209 yes
@ursamines7643
@ursamines7643 4 жыл бұрын
This should be a regular game on the show. Gin, scotch, rum, brandy, Irish whiskeys,...let’s be honest there are a ton
@colina1330
@colina1330 4 жыл бұрын
He already tasted and ranked Irish whiskeys.
@ursamines7643
@ursamines7643 4 жыл бұрын
Colin A but not in the blind taste test “game style” with punishment. Let’s be honest, we all want to see what messed up stuff they can do to a drink. Jager, grenadine, gin, & plumb wine...🤮
@colina1330
@colina1330 4 жыл бұрын
@@ursamines7643 hahahaha true.
@lukep7457
@lukep7457 4 жыл бұрын
I'm worried about the tequila episode...
@toomaskotkas4467
@toomaskotkas4467 4 жыл бұрын
It's so much fun to see him get plastered....
@5500somerandomdude
@5500somerandomdude 4 жыл бұрын
On this episode of How to Drink: Greg gets hammered on camera. Next episode, hangover cures.
@thetimeisninefifteen
@thetimeisninefifteen 4 жыл бұрын
He did the prairie oyster already~ 🤣
@Kissofablackrose
@Kissofablackrose 4 жыл бұрын
You killed me with “you put good scotch in there? Bastards.” 😂
@RealMajora
@RealMajora 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: How are you keeping yourself occupied during quarantine? Me:
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes alcoholism....Americas favorite pastime 🤣😂
@thewritinglefty4889
@thewritinglefty4889 4 жыл бұрын
Slightly pickled, I take it?
@tylerlyons6038
@tylerlyons6038 4 жыл бұрын
@@thewritinglefty4889 I am working
@ryanplunkett3309
@ryanplunkett3309 4 жыл бұрын
Me, watching the first few seconds: Greg: [Indistinct hollering] My wife in the other room: Hi Greg!
@calebshaffer2283
@calebshaffer2283 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Ryan! Fancy seeing you here!
@ryanplunkett3309
@ryanplunkett3309 4 жыл бұрын
@@calebshaffer2283 Hey man, I see you've been introduced to the greatness that is H2D?
@calebshaffer2283
@calebshaffer2283 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanplunkett3309 That I have!
@colinz226
@colinz226 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, a true woman of culture~
@missilesaway
@missilesaway 3 жыл бұрын
There needs to be more episodes like this, this is truly top-calibre entertainment
@amandachristi1328
@amandachristi1328 4 жыл бұрын
Greg, can you do similar tastings for gin, whisky, tequila etc? I found your “quality” picks based on price quite a lovely conclusion from this vid and would love more in other categories
@neilandrewmacfarlane
@neilandrewmacfarlane 4 жыл бұрын
Greg: Wait, I don't need to swallow this stuff. *keeps downing everything*
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 4 жыл бұрын
The man's a saint 😂
@ThaFashionAssassin
@ThaFashionAssassin 4 жыл бұрын
Good man
@appa609
@appa609 4 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed by his ability to distinguish these. The range in prices is so small. This is much much harder than those youtube videos where "experts" guess prices. Subscribed
@howtodrink
@howtodrink 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly went into this thinking I’d taste no difference at all
@travishabursky4362
@travishabursky4362 4 жыл бұрын
*Insert comment from Vodka snob stating that Greg has never drank good vodka*
@Mystickrage
@Mystickrage 4 жыл бұрын
@@travishabursky4362 if you drink "good vodka" then it isnt vodka and you arent drinking
@travishabursky4362
@travishabursky4362 4 жыл бұрын
Russian standard Platinum. Goes down pleasantly and has the loveliest vanilla finish. Thats good vodka. Beluga comes in at a close 2nd, but if you want to take out a loan to import a bottle, be my guest. The 3rd best on my list is Kalashnikov, though drinking his vodka while firing this gun is not advisable.
@victorlegendre5224
@victorlegendre5224 4 жыл бұрын
@@travishabursky4362 I gotta say I liked Beluga when I tried it in a cocktail (pretty neutral) but I hate it neat, guess some people (including me) just don't like the taste of vodka
@papagrubb
@papagrubb 4 жыл бұрын
y'all really went above and beyond with the graphics and editing & even tracking the digital labels on the glasses. i'm impressed
@zackmehlhoff1816
@zackmehlhoff1816 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you not have Smirnoff as one of the 10? cheapest out there and takes everyone by suprise in blind taste tests
@chestbumphero
@chestbumphero 4 жыл бұрын
Is Smirnoff really that indistinguishable?
@giovani5586
@giovani5586 4 жыл бұрын
because it takes everyone by suprise lol I was disappointed
@johnandrewserranogarcia7223
@johnandrewserranogarcia7223 4 жыл бұрын
Kirkland > Smirnoff
@patrickgosciola
@patrickgosciola 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnandrewserranogarcia7223 Kirkland is the same vodka as Goose, different bottle.
@johnandrewserranogarcia7223
@johnandrewserranogarcia7223 4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickgosciola, Different Price too. LOL
@tonyoneandonly6927
@tonyoneandonly6927 4 жыл бұрын
For a show called how to drink, I'm glad he finally showed how I drink, drink whatever is infront of me until I get drunk
@suleviys3023
@suleviys3023 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO THIS
@werelemur1138
@werelemur1138 2 жыл бұрын
Same tho.
@Muppetfanforevah
@Muppetfanforevah Жыл бұрын
I felt this. In. My. Soul.
@pianomail
@pianomail 4 жыл бұрын
This video proved true exactly what I learned in college. 1. Everclear is the choice for making "Jungle Juice" where you're mixing it with 100 other things. 2. A cheap bottle of charcoal filtered vodka like Laird's is perfect for cocktails. 3. Tito's is the best if you're drinking it straight.
@GaiusAcastian
@GaiusAcastian 4 жыл бұрын
Titos with soda is amazing however
@fish3977
@fish3977 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, you do not want to pay much for vodka. hell, many of the bartenders I've talked to swear by Koskenkorva (38abv finlandia with some added sugar iirc which is also the one step above absolute trash bränvin [or "viina", a term that is generally seen as more lowbrow drink than vodka. there are some legal things between the two though most viina counts as vodka under EU law]) over absolute, let alone any of the """good stuff""" even when they would make more money using the on the wall booze over well
@woodenbullets822
@woodenbullets822 4 жыл бұрын
@@fish3977 I've always wondered what vodka I should use for cocktails I've been using titos for years thou
@killking72
@killking72 4 жыл бұрын
Man I had titos right when it became popular and it was rough when compared to russian standard and stoli. Dont know if they've gotten better but I havent bought it in a few years now
@plantain.1739
@plantain.1739 4 жыл бұрын
@@killking72 Well, the best choice is always what you prefer, but, generally, Tito's is the best for most peoples tastes. Don't feel pressured to drink anything you don't care for. Besides, It's expensive as shit outside of Texas. Well, from what I've heard anyways.
@minigiioi
@minigiioi 4 жыл бұрын
"I need these electric lights" the true measure of a sip-tipsied taster.
@emeraldcollier178
@emeraldcollier178 4 жыл бұрын
that screen transition was COOOOLDDD!! Man, you've come a long way from your humble beginnings!! I'm proud to have been along for the ride for all this time lol Cheers!
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 4 жыл бұрын
“That ones less than clear” *looking at everclear*
@lMoustache1880
@lMoustache1880 4 жыл бұрын
lord tachanka get back to your castle
@QuigleTheGnome
@QuigleTheGnome 3 жыл бұрын
Tony Tony Chopper give him a castle in game
@rocksgio
@rocksgio 4 жыл бұрын
3:19 "That's pure acetone" ah the scent of high school parties and dive bars, gotta be Absolute just from the description
@alphabeyta
@alphabeyta 4 жыл бұрын
For me it was smirnoff.
@claytondavis2866
@claytondavis2866 4 жыл бұрын
It was aristocrat for my college parties.
@kanmeridoc1784
@kanmeridoc1784 4 жыл бұрын
@@emiliohernandez8053 New Amsterdam is pretty great compared to absolute or various plastic bottle vodkas XD
@alessandrogeirola
@alessandrogeirola 4 жыл бұрын
Absolut is my favorite, definitely
@NinjaMkV
@NinjaMkV 4 жыл бұрын
The editing and effects made this episode really pleasing to watch. Great job!
@njrom
@njrom 3 жыл бұрын
The editing in this is just fantastic! It is so easy to follow.
@iforbach4003
@iforbach4003 4 жыл бұрын
"I need these electric-lytes"
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed a long time at that.
@lukeandrews4170
@lukeandrews4170 4 жыл бұрын
Ifor Bach 😂😂😂
@biancabrooks280
@biancabrooks280 4 жыл бұрын
Ahringe Electriclights
@Mystickrage
@Mystickrage 4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a guy from the 1890s talking to his house maker
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 4 жыл бұрын
literally said electric lights in closed captions
@TheProgGuy
@TheProgGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Tito's: always hits well above it's price weight. Never change Tito's.
@1chrismj
@1chrismj 4 жыл бұрын
Colin Olsen never change, Tito’s? Or never change Tito’s? Or both?
@_Hofnarr
@_Hofnarr 4 жыл бұрын
Currently drinking a highball glass full of Tito's on the rocks with a squirt of lemon juice and two dashes of Tabasco (the liquor store ran out of handles of bourbon) . I call it my Quarantine Special and it is quickly becoming one of my favorite drinks. It's possible I've gone mad in isolation but I swear this is really good.
@tylerh743
@tylerh743 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Tito's. It tastes like heat, that's how you know it's good. Good vodka should taste hot and nothing else.
@jttech44
@jttech44 4 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, Titos is just corn ethanol, they purchase it from an industrial supplier at 95%, then water it down and redistill it so they can say they "made" it, and then they bottle and sell it. As far as price/performance goes, it's just about the cheapest way to make a neutral spirit, and, because they're buying really good source ethanol (the industrial distilling process is very, very good) the product is just about as good of a 'vodka' as you can make.
@tijmen131
@tijmen131 4 жыл бұрын
I work at the biggest liquor store chain in The Netherlands and the management pulled Tito's off the shelf. Very sad.
@SaltAndVi
@SaltAndVi 2 жыл бұрын
Loved that you shouted out GMM for the idea. They have inspired so many other youtubers to make episodes and series based off of their games, but I haven't seen anyone give them credit like you have. Hope to see you on their show one day!
@matthewjackson5128
@matthewjackson5128 2 жыл бұрын
This was the first video on your channel that I watched, I've watched almost every single one since. Thought it would be nice to come back and rewatch it
@kelzbelz313
@kelzbelz313 4 жыл бұрын
It bothers me that they did price per bottle rather than price per ounce. There’s twice as much Tito’s than Gary’s so really per ounce Tito’s was cheaper.
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 4 жыл бұрын
Oooh that's a REALLY good point! You could take a tiny airplane bottle of the best vodka in the world and a barrel of the cheapest shit and create a totally unfair comparison.
@tylerpayne3386
@tylerpayne3386 4 жыл бұрын
750ml of Titos is $20 in Michigan, I think they are doing of a 750ml size.
@chychywoohoo
@chychywoohoo 4 жыл бұрын
Yep price per bottle makes zero sense
@Knasen3
@Knasen3 4 жыл бұрын
Would also be nice to see a more premium vodka like beluga or imperia in the test. Surprisingly few Eastern European brands there... Only stoli as far as I see?
@showkase52
@showkase52 4 жыл бұрын
Almost didnt catch that I've had alot if water
@kly2728
@kly2728 4 жыл бұрын
Follow up: had a half a second where I was convinced Greg was washing down vodka with more vodka.
@tjwukitsch6505
@tjwukitsch6505 4 жыл бұрын
Subbed for this well done taste test/price point check. Tito wins in my observation pretty frequently, it was good to see that it holds up under a blind test.
@sarahthomison3295
@sarahthomison3295 3 жыл бұрын
Please always format those episodes discussing various brands as blind sampling! This was so much more informative than watching you speak to the history (which I love) and being led by the same marketing that we all are. However, as an absolute and Titos drinker. I feel like I had a win too so the game aspect is totally fun. I've been watching hit or miss for a bit now, but now I have liked, subscribed, rang the bell, and am heading over to patreon. Well done! Also shout out to whoever does the caption and jokes on screen - grade A kibitzing. And shout out to all the commenters before me, yall are hilarious - the best youtube community I've seen so far.
@piotrszczepankiewicz4744
@piotrszczepankiewicz4744 4 жыл бұрын
Week 50 of self-isolation: Blindness test and rank 10 illicit moonshines.
@jttech44
@jttech44 4 жыл бұрын
You won't go blind as long as the federal government didn't poison it before you got to it. Moonshine methanol contamination was just propaganda. Not to say moonshine can't be contaminated by other means, just that said contamination doesn't instantly kill you. Typically it's lead contamination that you have to worry about, from the cheap solder and materials used to build the stills. Not really a problem nowadays, as the folks making moonshine tend to avoid that kinda thing, and it doesn't save much money to use dangerous materials.
@chasehousley1991
@chasehousley1991 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this episode Greg! Honestly I would love to see an episode like this for other spirits!
@izzy_thump
@izzy_thump 4 жыл бұрын
Tequila game!
@FoxtrotNovember2817
@FoxtrotNovember2817 4 жыл бұрын
Chase Housley definitely bourbons
@evenflowcss
@evenflowcss 4 жыл бұрын
Scotch Game!!!
@WoolleyWoolf
@WoolleyWoolf 2 жыл бұрын
This was so well made. More of these please!!!
@ReeshaDovahSil
@ReeshaDovahSil 4 жыл бұрын
This was a fun episode! I'd love to see more games like this one for various types of spirits, maybe even different types of beer some day... And I'd watch the heck out of your GMM episode.
@joshwells6961
@joshwells6961 4 жыл бұрын
You can see the drunken “face sloop” start to happen about half way through the video
@AshrielDrummer
@AshrielDrummer 4 жыл бұрын
You don't have any other episodes like this... yet! Great new "game" format, enjoyed it just as much as the usual shows. Nice job Greg.
@callyballybee
@callyballybee 4 жыл бұрын
this is awesome! I'm a bartender who works at a tasting room attached to a vodka & gin distillery (there'll be whisky just not yet...). I fancy my chances at this but I definitely sample a lot of new make spirits and know how difficult this would be. very cool! glad to have stumbled upon this channel during a pretty dull period of isolation and no work. ya just made my day better :) cheers from Canada eh bud!
@dezzpool7430
@dezzpool7430 4 жыл бұрын
You are very talented you mean the world to me and every episode you make makes me happy I don't have a lot but you give me hope.
@b.anonson8711
@b.anonson8711 4 жыл бұрын
"I need these electriclights." Vodka strikes again
@michael_graper
@michael_graper 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be done again but everything put in the right order and see how much you change it
@Ardanae
@Ardanae 4 жыл бұрын
Great episode. Would love to see more like this but with other drinks!
@sanchezjr13
@sanchezjr13 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite video you've made. I'd love to see you do the same with other spirits such as rum and tequila
@tubeagespank
@tubeagespank 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an episode like this with Bourbons $50 or less! No outliers, just mainline offerings that are easy to find.
@TriMarkC
@TriMarkC 4 жыл бұрын
Spanky D Agree, but I’d allow up to say $60-75, because it’s over $50 that you find a significant change to much better bourbons.
@jttech44
@jttech44 4 жыл бұрын
@@TriMarkC For a test like that, you don't want "much better bourbons" you want to tighten the spread and examine what a distillery can do with a severe price limitation. Recall, federal tax and state tax take up most of the price of a well bourbon, so with a slim margin, there's only so much room for quality. Also, most of that quality difference is going to come down to distilling process, ie how much of a run makes it into a bottle, and, how long it stays on oak. Case in point, Jim Beam white is the same distillery/mashbill as Knob Creek, Bookers, and Bakers, all of which are much nicer and very, very different than Jim beam white.
@jonathanzj620
@jonathanzj620 Жыл бұрын
The edit on this is freaking amazing
@4hater300
@4hater300 4 жыл бұрын
please turn part of this channel into explaining and exploring various alcohols and productions. you're explanatory stuff is so good.
@tedweird
@tedweird 4 жыл бұрын
Reminder that the legal definition of vodka is a “colorless, odorless, flavorless” spirit
@howtodrink
@howtodrink 4 жыл бұрын
Correct
@erikgonzalez1762
@erikgonzalez1762 4 жыл бұрын
The "American" definition of vodka other countries and even some american companies (buffalo trace) finished their vodka with diff flavors.....
@Quintinohthree
@Quintinohthree 4 жыл бұрын
@@erikgonzalez1762 You should read up on the European Union definition of Vodka. It's functionally identical and certainly stresses that Vodka must have no predominant flavour. There is also a separate definition for Flavoured Vodka.
@felonyx5123
@felonyx5123 4 жыл бұрын
Even if they all tasted the same out of the still, the water they proof the vodka with will itself have a taste.
@TheSittinDuk
@TheSittinDuk 4 жыл бұрын
@@Quintinohthree Well that's not completely true. The EU definition stresses that "Swedish Vodka" should have faint but noticeable character of grain or potatoes that differentiates it from completely neutral alcohol. That's the PGI that's relevant for Absolut. PGI-SE-01926 if you want to look it up, but it's in Swedish.
@jaysmok2893
@jaysmok2893 4 жыл бұрын
This is all the more impressive when you take into account that Greg is soused by the time he tries the last glass.
@devinreilly6001
@devinreilly6001 4 жыл бұрын
love watching your ads. also this was very fun
@ethancordray8006
@ethancordray8006 4 жыл бұрын
Nice job on the taste testing! And you know, if you consider that the Everclear was cut almost 50/50 with water, its price should be considered about half of what you listed it as.
@dallasl3688
@dallasl3688 4 жыл бұрын
"Mister J." is what Harley Quinn calls The Joker. Maybe that's what he was thinking about?
@zoegribben2952
@zoegribben2952 4 жыл бұрын
that’s exactly what i thought of when he said it
@rebeccawilliamson6633
@rebeccawilliamson6633 2 жыл бұрын
I used to watch America's Top Model when it was first on. There was a Miss Jay, which was the runway coach. And then there was Mr. Jay, who was the creative director and directed most of the photo shoots, etc.
@jaquetalarga
@jaquetalarga 4 жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUT-ely loved this! I’d love to see another version of this game with different spirits!
@cardoz0rz
@cardoz0rz 4 жыл бұрын
i always hated drinking channels but you made me love you. thanks for this channel.
@shetto
@shetto 3 жыл бұрын
thanks love you too
@joshwarriner7620
@joshwarriner7620 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this channel took off. Ive been here since before 100k subscribers
@brendanmahns4493
@brendanmahns4493 4 жыл бұрын
Is the everclear's price adjusted for having half water? Was it 34 and cut to 17 or 17 and forgotten to be cut to 8.5
@egodreas
@egodreas 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they didn't account for it being diluted. Really should have been 8.5. And more points to Greg. Samt thing with the Stoli.
@neen42
@neen42 4 жыл бұрын
It's about $14.99 for a 5th in Ohio, so not adjusted
@neen42
@neen42 4 жыл бұрын
The 151 version....the 190 proof version isn't sold here, but 151 proof cut by water 50% would be 75.5 proof, so I assume that's what he was using, since it is close to the standard 80 proof vodka
@jb76489
@jb76489 4 жыл бұрын
Wendy Muller It says 190 on the bottle
@Nocturnimancer
@Nocturnimancer 4 жыл бұрын
Booze maths.
@bagnumpi1919
@bagnumpi1919 4 жыл бұрын
"I need these electric-lights"
@chrislebelmusic1540
@chrislebelmusic1540 4 жыл бұрын
Came here for this comment lol
@machinadefuego1
@machinadefuego1 4 жыл бұрын
Just searched the comments for this
@VowNix
@VowNix 4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious to watch! Please do more of these types of episodes :)
@damienladrig1650
@damienladrig1650 3 жыл бұрын
Ive been subscribed for quite a while and occasionally watch your videos. I usually dont finish them, no disrespect. However this one kept we watching until the end. I dont know if it was the background music the format, or the clever way that the drinks were labeled AR style that really appealed to me, but you seen to have a new found charisma that kept me watching for all 19 minutes. Kudos DML
@asdfasdf7199
@asdfasdf7199 4 жыл бұрын
the moral of the story: grey goose is overpriced swill
@carriec5376
@carriec5376 4 жыл бұрын
asdf asdf exactly! it’s literally ALL marketing and branding. it belongs on the bottom shelf.
@DrJackaloupe
@DrJackaloupe 4 жыл бұрын
And that Titos is excellent budget vodka
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel 4 жыл бұрын
Grey Goose regularly comes in last or next to last in blind taste tests. I've only seen like one blind test where it didn't come in the lower half. It's stupid honestly.
@zachariahkindle8926
@zachariahkindle8926 4 жыл бұрын
Been saying this for years
@mr.mystical3450
@mr.mystical3450 4 жыл бұрын
asdf asdf I love grey goose :(
@mrintifilms
@mrintifilms 4 жыл бұрын
I guess this is the best time to publish this “game” because it’s a lot harder to imitate in states without alcohol delivery.
@redssign
@redssign 4 жыл бұрын
If you try this you'll be de-livered alright...
@DanDoesDnD
@DanDoesDnD 4 жыл бұрын
Welp, liquor stores in my state are essential. So I can go down to it anytime in spite of the stay home order.
@Chillinchillin8
@Chillinchillin8 2 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie...i love your channel...watching you suffer through this was entertaining as hell. Would love to see you do this is other spirits!
@Kristoff0402
@Kristoff0402 3 жыл бұрын
Back in the first quarantine, this video was an awesome birthday gift. Thank you! :)
@alexandermadsen99
@alexandermadsen99 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind an episode with other spirits and the same concept. Always a fan!
@devonhayes2209
@devonhayes2209 4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says acetate.... Or don’t, that doesn’t sound healthy
@Klaus99999
@Klaus99999 4 жыл бұрын
If the boredom from this quarantine doesn’t kill me hopefully the alcohol will.
@devonhayes2209
@devonhayes2209 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Hay If that’s your goal maybe you should go with something a little stronger like absenth instead
@Not_Ciel
@Not_Ciel 4 жыл бұрын
@@devonhayes2209 I mean it's hard to get stronger than Everclear. It's abv is so high that they limit it to 90% in my state XD Absinthe's only like 60-75 I think. Maybe 80 on the high high end.
@hyattbusbey3563
@hyattbusbey3563 4 жыл бұрын
@@Not_Ciel We used to get that good 196 proof Everclear here in NC. Then they took it from us, the bastards
@devonhayes2209
@devonhayes2209 4 жыл бұрын
Ciel interesting. If I ever want to end it all I’ll know which beverage to do it with
@johnestupido1418
@johnestupido1418 2 жыл бұрын
Dude. I am glad you are alive. And I have had a drinking problem for over 50 years.
@coletbh1097
@coletbh1097 4 жыл бұрын
you guys should do more of this, loved the video
@59jayhawk
@59jayhawk 4 жыл бұрын
HTD on GMM would be fantastic to watch
@MrJakson112
@MrJakson112 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe USA has a bottle with a handle, that is more expensive, than the Absolut, which is being sold as a semi-highend vodka in Danish clubs
@Gloriankithsanus
@Gloriankithsanus 4 жыл бұрын
The editing was great and we want more of these with different kinds of drinks!
@Bela-tn3sn
@Bela-tn3sn 3 жыл бұрын
awesome channel and editing! keep up the good work!
@Polnambo
@Polnambo 4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see how you'd rank Finlandia on this... I would never claim to be professional when it comes to proper palet tasting but one thing I know is Finlandia has zero odor and slim to no residual aftertaste other than a cool clear smiley feel... Also cheaper than most running around $22 CA.
@RinSyuveil
@RinSyuveil 4 жыл бұрын
"I really want to score 80 p" voice break out of fear "oints so..." That was so cute and funny for being so simple and pure
@MichaelPace2.0
@MichaelPace2.0 4 жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic episode!!
@seansterling5322
@seansterling5322 2 жыл бұрын
More of this! It was awesome!
@seanwasch439
@seanwasch439 4 жыл бұрын
In the "spirit" of GMM, you should do a will it cocktail.
@AimingWanderously
@AimingWanderously 3 жыл бұрын
From doing multiple blind taste tests of bourbon, gin, vodka, etc, I know well that 5 samples is really the limit for most people's tongues. It just gets numbed after 4 or 5 and your senses are skewed, whether you swallow or not. Would also love to see New Amsterdam (a cheapy but GREAT, gin or vodka) added into one of these taste tests.
@tonymatthewaustin9597
@tonymatthewaustin9597 3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. Entertainer. Love the channel.
@emmanuelarmenta881
@emmanuelarmenta881 4 жыл бұрын
More of this content please! This was great
@mypal1990
@mypal1990 4 жыл бұрын
Man one is gonna taste like nothing. The other straight gasoline. Question is: Which one?
@voicermmi
@voicermmi 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Greg! Love the videos! I was wondering if you'd try to make a drink of Kuva from Warframe! It's a pretty central thing in the game, referred as "the Old Blood", which you DO get an option to drink at the end of a big quest. A bit of deep lore refers to it having a metallic taste and giving immortality. You can do whatever other research you see fit! I hope to see this in a future video!
@EuropeanBeerisBad
@EuropeanBeerisBad 4 жыл бұрын
This was great, loved it
@underadesk
@underadesk 3 жыл бұрын
That screen transition was AMAZING!!!!
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 4 жыл бұрын
"I need these electric lights." Don't want an open flame near all this vodka. 😉
@NeverDieAloneMusic
@NeverDieAloneMusic 4 жыл бұрын
I think he meant to say electrolytes.
@clairwerk
@clairwerk 4 жыл бұрын
NeverDieAloneMusic /whoosh
@CocktailsConsoles
@CocktailsConsoles 4 жыл бұрын
LOL ever since I saw this on Mythbusters, I’ve always wanted to try it! 😊
@akiraareshi9222
@akiraareshi9222 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Greg love your show. I have never worked in a bar, but somehow ended up becoming the designated bartender for my friends cause i make some tasty mixed drinks. I love watching your show it gives me inspiration. I was wondering if you could do more DND cocktails.
@maxcullen3427
@maxcullen3427 2 жыл бұрын
Love this as I can tell between branded and store stuff
@skymcnugget1794
@skymcnugget1794 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Paul Blart has managed to monetize his drinking problem
@escopiliatese3623
@escopiliatese3623 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Blart had a drinking problem?
@derPetunientopf
@derPetunientopf 2 жыл бұрын
@@escopiliatese3623 Well, maybe he has now.
@TheOfficialDjProduct
@TheOfficialDjProduct 2 жыл бұрын
@@escopiliatese3623 Did you not watch this video? Clearly Paul Blart is having troubles.
@ProdByClockwerk
@ProdByClockwerk 2 жыл бұрын
@@escopiliatese3623 whoooosh.
@JuiceJive
@JuiceJive 4 жыл бұрын
Tito's ought to send you a check in the mail. Hell of an advertisement.
@dillonhope3512
@dillonhope3512 4 жыл бұрын
More of these, this was awesome!
@UnholyTerra
@UnholyTerra 3 жыл бұрын
Great editing in this video, team
@Matt-dc8lp
@Matt-dc8lp 4 жыл бұрын
Was the everclear price divided by 2 because of the dilution?
@howtodrink
@howtodrink 4 жыл бұрын
I made the argument that it should be! I was sadly overruled by the crew here. I maintain I put that exactly where it belonged
@Matt-dc8lp
@Matt-dc8lp 4 жыл бұрын
Agree. It should be second cheapest. You need to "learn" your colleagues some "maths".
@SkitFireS
@SkitFireS 4 жыл бұрын
Ya that's bad math! Judging by the prices of the big bottles it looked like you normalized everything for ~750mL. If you double the volume of the everclear, for free, you have to half the price. Your crew should have to drink the concoction as punishment for cheating.
@Aralis21
@Aralis21 4 жыл бұрын
You are at 84 in my book :)
@erykszymanski9167
@erykszymanski9167 2 жыл бұрын
You should do a revisited version of this, with all 80 proof vodka and more premium brands like Smirnoff, Belvedere, Svedka, Ciroc, and Chopin.
@wickedapplecss4872
@wickedapplecss4872 4 жыл бұрын
That description at 8:45 about Absolut Vodka is so on point kudos
@damodaraomalley3974
@damodaraomalley3974 2 жыл бұрын
Best drinking channel ever!!
@ItzzzBeamo
@ItzzzBeamo 4 жыл бұрын
Take home message: buy Tito’s
@iggywow
@iggywow 4 жыл бұрын
yeah man, I've seen other tests where Tito's wins out as well. Indulgence here on youtube did a test of cheap vodkas and the expert there liked Tito's also.
@EdwardM104
@EdwardM104 4 жыл бұрын
I like Tito's but Sobieski is definitely my budget pick, a vodka for almost half the price of a handle of Tito's that almost matches it in quality.
@user-me8hc3bs7i
@user-me8hc3bs7i 4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Myself as well as most of my friends always stock Tito’s. Very nice drinking vodka.
@duckythescientist
@duckythescientist 4 жыл бұрын
Tasting notes from 1 (best) to 10 (worst) with a little interpretation: Note, the bottles weren't the same volume, so price isn't necessarily the best indicator of value. 1. H, Tito's, $21, neutral odor, malty, sweet finish, expensive? 2. E, VDKA 6100, $35, nothing, neutral 3. J, Wheatley, $17, acetone, sweet, malty, not neutral, different 4. F, Kettle One, $23, yellow? nothing, slightly worse (than VDKA) 5. D, Greygoose, $30, sweet, acetone, meh 6. A, Absolute, $20, bad, malty, acetone 7. I, Stoli, $26, citrusy, bright, acetone, gin-like 8. G, Gary's Good, $10, medical cleaner smell, sweet, bad aftertaste, neutral 9. C, Laird's, $7, meh, similar to Absolute, less malty, acetone 10. B, Everclear, $17, terrible, cloudy, wet fart, horrible
@SIRslipperyasp91
@SIRslipperyasp91 3 жыл бұрын
So if you're trying to get drunk while totally broke lairds at 7 dollars is still cheaper and better tasting then everclear, if you can afford going up to 10 dollars garys is an improvement, but if you can afford to jump up to 17 or 21 dollars for wheatleys or titos you'll see massive improvements that that compete with vodkas twice their price.
@rachelhughes8487
@rachelhughes8487 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting this together. I was about to watch the video a third time to try and match tastes with price.
@AssassinGT
@AssassinGT 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this episode !!!
@zinc8909
@zinc8909 4 жыл бұрын
This was an awesome episode, keep it up! :)
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