UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eLCarKR615exk3U.html Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.

“He’s some kind of zippers guy..” English dub writers: “write that down! Write that down!”

Dad: “Alright Muhammad Avdoooool” Avdol: 👆🏾YES, I AM 👇🏾

Dad: "He looks upset" Everybody asks who is star platinum, but no one asks how is star platinum

I have been a JoJo fan for years, but today I understood how well the name "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure" fits for someone who doesn't watch it.

Original: Magicians Red Localised Name: *_COCKADOODLE GOLD_*

“hes got a bunch of knuckles and hes upset” thats basically it

This guy honestly chooses some sick stand names, Velvet Underground and Lady Marmalade are both oddly badass choices for their designs

Let take a minute and appreciate the fact he laughed at filthy acts at a reasonable price

First thing he says is "I'm dad" Such dad energy

Stand Name: [Velvet Underground] Makes the user dance in a way that automatically dodges incoming attacks. If this isn't in Part 9, we riot

“It’s too scary to be called lavender.” - Dad, on the topic of Cream

I was so proud of your dad for guessing another one bites the dust

4:46 「C O C K A D O O D L E G O L D」

"this is a wierd game you play" "i-its an anime" "i guess..."

“Hierophant Green doesn’t really have any powers.” *Emerald splash:* “Am I a joke to you?”

Dad reacting to purple haze: “He has creepy powers, He invades your dreams and he can manipulate your dreams.” Death Thirteen: 👁👄👁

Tower of Gray: Literally a fly Super fly: A freaking tower *visible confusion*

A stand is basically an imaginary friend that can beat people up :p

''IS HE WEARING PANTS!!'' dad got me right here 🤣🤣

"Dio! This is a guy who looks like a scorpion" Dad is a scarily accurate judge of character

JoJo fans: Star Platinum vs. The World Me: Knuckles vs. Yellow Scorpion

This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years. EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.

Your dad could've totally guessed Purple Haze if you gave him a few more tries. Haha. Velvet Underground and Gypsy Kings have SO much potential as stands holy shit.

"And his power is punching" Most accurate statement

i headcanon that Joseph called Hermit Purple "Thornfist" before Avdol gave it a proper name

Dad: “[Rohan Kishibe] He’s a weirdo” **Yes, yes he is**

24:09 Your dad literally described Death 13. (A baby with the unconcious power to invade other's dreams and kill them in their dream to kill them in real life). I personally quite like Death 13 since it's almost immune to other stands

I like how after part 3 sterotype abilities get thrown out the window yet he keeps guessing sterotype abilities

“So it’s like a patronus.” You’re a wizard, JoJo.

Dad: his power is punching Every jojo fan: ah yes, you have the mind of a jojo fan.

I can genuenly imagine Avdol saying "You're a wizard, Jotaro"

9:58 your dad’s guess on Crazy Diamond was SO GREAT!! I wish he was actually named Velvet Underground!!!

Echoes Act 1 : The sound of your words. Echoes Act 2 : The effect of your words. Echoes Act 3 : The weight of your words. Edit : Stop wasting your likes on an unoriginal comment.

Imagine Araki keeps on making manga until 2040 and he makes a stand called Despacito.

This is the man that will single handily carry on the legacy of Jojo.

"Stairway to Heaven" is the original name of Made in Heaven. The stand's name differs in JUMP and tankoubon.

*filthy acts at a reasonable price*

if yall notice, joseph actually has TWO stands. 1. Hermit Purple. 2. *T O M M Y G U N*

I like how the dad continues to guess telepathic powers for all of these

"This is a weird game you play" Indeed, it is a bit bizzare.

Star Platinum: punch stuff good Hierophant Green: throw rocks Hermit Purple: comic relief Magician's Red: fire boy Silver Chariot: fast sword The Fool: sandbox Za Warudo: sexual tension

“There’s no stand named Pink Floyd” Araki: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

He might not get any right, but he gets very close to some, accidentally just assigns other stand abilities to stands, and many times his names and ideas would make a really cool stand on their own. Very good video!

Seriously this is absolutely wholesome and a lot of his stand names and some of the abilities are so creative!

*No one can just deflect Robo Lizards Emerald Splash!*

Dad: The World? Blinky: Yes, and its power is to stop time. Dad: *So its the same type of stand as Star Platnium*

your dad, an empath, sensing star platinum is upset.

I love how he always sounds disappointed when he hears the name and it doesn't sound cool.

"Crazy Diamond, he's my favorite." Ah, I see your dad is a man of culture as well.

Your dad is secretly Araki and pretending to act like he knows nothing about Jojo, but he’s actually hinting at some upcoming stands in part 8 and 9.

In a alternate universe all the names that the dad guessed were the right names

33:41 "Its power's is...I don't know what its power is" JoJo fans: "me neither"

Imagine dio saying "ZA SCORPION"

I hadent seen your videos before but i saw this and it was really wholesome and i think i will subscribe after i watch some more of yr vids

Your dad's stand ideas are really good Araki should add some of these

Watching this made me realize something Iggy’s stand should have been called Fool’s Gold

Stairway to Heaven.. This guy is basically guessing future stand names

The wholesomeness and the awkwardness make this awesome

We’re gonna name him pony boy lmaoooooo also all the mind powers for every guess was hilarious too

Silver chariot is probably the most straight forward stand. You can tell just by looking at it 1. He poke 2. He fast

Everytime he wanted to put "gold" in the name of a stand, I was like "No, we're not at part 5 yet"

Protect this man at all costs

Crazy Diamond can, in fact, just touch you to heal you. He does this when he heals Rohan after being attacked by Highway Star and also when he saves the kid from exploding after touching Okuyasu. Also, Crazy diamond doesn't "Heal" per say, it just reverts things back to their "original state" as long as it was touched within 15 mins of being changed or damaged I believe. Hence why it can work on things like, spaghetti or other inanimate objects.

“all the stands can fly” “well, this guy especially.”

“You watch weird shows” Bless this man lmao

i love how it went from trying to guess the stand to naming the stand

"Yaaay,hi I'm dad!" *nervous chuckle* Bless this man,seriously

"Velvet Underground" Sounds like an overpowered stand

"he has the power to invade dreams and manipulate them" *flashbacks to death 13*

I want a video of you guessing comic book characters and your dad hosting it!

Your dads reaction to Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price was priceless lol

You can tell he doesn't understand it but he's just happy to he able to bond with his daughter over something she enjoys.

Stand resembling small child: *exists* Blinky's dad: E L T O N J O H N

“If it punches you in the face, in can fix your face up” wonderful

I like how your is cooperative with this and is actually trying

Dad: Tells what powers the stand has Blinky: *Cool*

Bruh the way he said “Jotaro Kujo” im immediately blown away by the fact he didnt butcher tf out of it

I love how the dad knows the songs as the stands are named after them.

Literally perfect name content for the upcoming parts

"His name is the world." "The World?" **Long fart noises and then time stops**

"Joseph Joestar, Thats not a very creative name" *THORN FIST*

2:48 Holy shit, FIST OF THE THORN STAR

I love how everyone in part 4 is just blinged out

imagine kira yelling bicycle race

STAND USER: 『 Your Dad 』 STAND NAME: 『 Robolizard 』

Johnny : Yes valentine show us your true colors bring dirty deeds done dirt cheap! valentine : my stand name is actually called Filthy acts at a Reasonable price Mr. Joestar

"we already had someone named purple so its can't be that" purple haze: * nervous sweating *

Her: "He creates some type of virus that kills u instantly" Dad: "N I C E"

"Bring out your stand, Dio!" "ZA... SCORPION!"

Dad: 'guesses all the stand's names' Blinky: ooh i like that

I wonder what the dad's reaction will be once he finds out what gyro's stand is, it is balls breaker

When you realize that having a dad is a jojo reference Edit: I had to change this bc a bunch of people are raging over a comment, what a great community

I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.

i know this is 2 years later but you have an awesome dad!!!

I never thought this would be so entertaining

Dark Side of the Moon would have been an amazing name for The Hand if it had smarter user

dio: “so, knuckles is the same stand as the world, interesting”

6:35 I love your dad's reference to The Shining.

Your dad is super wholesome