Blood Ravens stole the sisters of battle video didn’t they?

Don't worry, the custodies smoothed things over by *donating* one of their personal master crafted artificer halberds.

Bloodraven: That is a Nice ship you have their Custodes, though I can't help but notice....neither you nor it is bolted down

Not every custodian hates space marines but for the primaris unveiling they made the genius decision to send custodes who DESPISE the astartes

I just love how quickly the Blood Ravens can oscillate between “some of the smartest, most reasonable space marines” to “I’m about to make this custodes DISAPPEAR!!”

Custodes: "Normies." Atanaxus: "I'm going to turn your head into a floor shifter!"

As a Custodes fan, I’m pretty sure the chocolate tanned golden bananas boys just wanted to return to their scented oils and showers on Tera.

Custodes knew that if they kept messing around they'd get the good ol Blood Raven's 'Magpie Special' and would return to terra, with their armors, weapons, AC and Copper Cables missing

How kind of the Captain to keep those Custodes occupied while his brothers generously lightened the load off the Custodes ship that they _totally_ had permission for

Blood Ravens? Lock the reliquary.

Say what you want: i'm pretty surprised the Custodes managed to leave without any of their belonging being ''claimed as a gift'' by the magpies.

1:50 For those who wish to know or can't remember what happened in D.O.W. 3. I'll explain it somewhat briefly. Due to the Blood Raven's low numbers and loss of wargear from the catastrophic civil war. The new Chapter Master found himself having to make the tough choice of having his chapter serve under an Inquisitor until their resources were replenished. During their service, the Inquisitor would use his authority to requisition Imperial forces that would be used to blockade an ancient teleporting eldar world that was set to return and stop any being from landing on it. However, while the Blood Ravens and the Inquisitor were waiting in the system for the appearance of the ancient Eldar world. A plea for help came from one of the worlds in the system which was the home for an Imperial Knight House. The Knight household was being overwhelmed by an an ork Waaaagh, with their last keep being besieged even. The Inquisitor denied the Knight House its reinforcements wishing to maintain all of his resources at the ready for the world's arrival. The Blood Raven's Chapter Master, despite the need of resources for his chapter, low numbers, and risk of angering the Inquisition. Defied the order and went personally with his chapter to save the Imperial Knight House, believing his duty first and foremost was to defend his fellow man against enemies of humanity. To oversimplify the rest of what happened in the game, the Blood Raven's ended up losing even more men and blew up the ancient world by ramming it's core with one of their few remaining battle barges. Oh and an ancient demon prince of Khorne (that or an ancient bloodthirster, one of the two, don't care to remember) was released before being smacked down by the Blood Raven's Chapter Master at the end after the world blew up.

60 wounded blood ravens running low on supplies vs the Emperor's veteran Custodes.. The Custodes never stood a chance. (I am shamelessly biased towards my Chapter and not even lore will get in my way)

The newer generation of 40k fans never played the Dawn of War games, but the Blood Ravens remain my favorite chapter and Azariah Kyras is still my favorite chaos space marine.

Imagine how up your own ass you have to be to arrive on a Blood Ravens ship with the news that you've got new stuff for them and they can have it free of charge and somehow end up in an argument

2:43 *A G i f t F o r T h e C h a p t e r*

"Nice opinion. One small issue. We stole your auramite."

Let's just say on that day the Blood Raven made the golden bananas into green bananas.

...if the Custodes had Abelard in there, the magpies would behave. _Then steal Abelard. :›_

"hahaha you have no power here custodes!" -captian "always goes hard" adonaxis

I thought the threat was going to be: "You found yourself on this side of the rift, isolated. Nobody would be surprised if we were 'gifted' everything you have here. Who would know?"

Quote the Raven "This, this is mine now"

need more vids like this , story time with dogehammer should be a series

Blood Raven to Custodes: We are loyal hardworking Space Marines! I'm not gonna sit here and take your attitude and your disrespect towards my chapter from you! Custodes: Oh really? What'cha gonna do about it angry red little boy?

As much as I love the idea of the Blood Ravens telling the Custodes to screw off for being disrespectful, I think there's one problem. The lore on custodes is that they're basically emotionally blank. As in if you told a knock-knock joke to a space marine and a custodes you have a slight chance to get a small chuckle from the marine whilst the custodes will just look at you blankly.

I once wrote a bit of a joke story...Where they basically invaded the rok with the lion. Why? Cause they wanted the secret property of the most secretive chapter...And fond some giant ass dude. Looted his ass, put him in blood raven power armor...And woke his ass up. And he sorta just became that one tall blood revan that is really, really good at making things dead. I fond it really fucking funny. Also...Wait. Youre telling me the blood ravens didn't just loot the custodes and make them blood revan property? That's shocking. They let all that gold, firepower, relics, and mystery man walk free?!

We steal hard, not gonna lie. Never knew this about our favorite kleptomaniacs XD

I don't really like how the new lore has the Custodes basically be utter snobs, seems like they're just regressing all the lore and typical behavior of Custodes into nothing but rich man children. :3c

When Custodes find out this is not the book about them 😂😂😂

2:09 I thought the Blood Ravens also did "tactics". In fact, catching flak from other chapters for "observing" and planning operations if I remember right.

I mean we pretty much all know that Magnus the Red is the Blood Ravens Primarch :p

While Custodes need to stop being indiscriminately (some chapters deserve it) arrogant towards the space marines, I would like to point out that the ships were custodes’ ships, meaning the most pimped out ride imperium can afford so they might have stood a chance. That being said, some times it’s about sending a message and not whatever you can pull it off. As Atanaxis demonstrated.

The jetbikes were golden, with curved prows shaped in the form of eagles’ beaks, their flanks carved to resemble swept-back wings. Phosis T’kar counted seven of them, swooping in low on an attack run towards his position at the end of the Raptora plaza. The warriors riding them were also golden, their red helmet plumes streaming behind them like pennants. Rapid-firing cannons blazed from underslung gun pods, ripping up the flagstone road leading from the Mylas agora. Geysers of rock burst from every impact, but Phosis T’kar wasn’t worried. He braced his weight on his right leg and snatched his hands through the air, as though sweeping a curtain open. Four of the jetbikes were plucked from the air as if they had reached the end of an unbreakable tether. Phosis T’kar slammed them against the high walls of the Timoran Library, shattering the statues of its first custodians. The last three exploded as Hathor Maat sent a cataclysmic electrical surge through their engines. The burning wrecks smashed into the ground and tumbled end over end towards the Thousand Sons position, skidding to a halt less than a metre from Phosis T’kar. “Custodes,” he grunted. “They’re not so tough.” the excerpt is from 1000 sons and yes psyker powers are cheating but seeing that 99.99% of the time custodes beat the living shit out of marines this is at least one W marines got over them.

I love the blood ravens, they were my into to 40k and the theories about their origin led me to the thousand sons which are my favorite faction

the blood ravens are stored in the Baals

I never liked the interpretation of custodians being patronising and condescending. They’re supposed to be super diplomats and very cultured people. Seems strange to have them act like arseholes. Even if they don’t mean it, they should understand that being polite and treating them with respect is the most efficient way of getting a problem solved. It just makes both sides look like immature children.

Those are rookie numbers. I lose half the chapter on every single mission of the Tartarus campaign.

Really liked the resume of the blood ravens, of course is not all, but it is really complete in the necessary points to touch, and of course Doge is present so Good job.

Well, in my case the imperial guard were the victors of kaurava (I refuse to acknowledge that the canon endings were usually not the guard ones even in winter assault for some reason, fuck you eldar that was OUR game)

The hold "If you don't shut up I don't know what I'm gona do but it's not gona be pretty"

I really like this new format Don't get stressed out for the sister video, I rather have it when YOU'RE ready

Custodes fan, and this is true. Custodes will fuck them hand to hand. They might loose one or two, but their ship will be long gone by the time the fight ends.

We don't talk about DoW 3...

If it was custodes vs any other chapter than yeah custodes wipe(still fucked cause of what he mentioned already) but this is the Blood Ravens we’re talking about those fuckers are built better than ultramarines the blood ravens fought a civil war, chaos invasion, and tyranid hive fleet(Leviathan Splinter fleet) almost back to back and survived the ultramarines got their asses outsmarted by the least tactical hive fleet 60 Blood Ravens vs 5 Custodes is pretty even I’d say and if you got the writer from the dawn of war books than the blood ravens than they wipe easily cause that dude is basically just a fanboy for them even more than me

no one knows what happened in DoW 3 because nobody finished it and admits it.

Ahh classic warhammer-being an asshole in the most problematic situations.

the blood ravens are my favourite chapter and i have some painted primaris minitures of them. so happy to see there still getting lore written about them and gw havent forgotten about them and have now been reinforced by primaris and are still going strong in the current setting

DISLIKES DISABLED? YOU DARE MORTAL? (he didn't dare mortal =] )

Loved it , good format for story tellin

its a masterpiece BUT WHERE IS DOGELANOR ANCIENT OF DOGES

I wouldn't mind more of these vids at all. It's accurate, on Dogehammer brand, and funny/easy to digest. Plus Doge = FUNNIER

Has a custodes player, I find it funny. Chad move for his part.

I guess I am not the only one who only remembers the Dawn of War cutscenes in the BigDickCheney edited format

Sooo....Blood Ravens are one of Magnus's spawn?

I love the thieving blood ravens!

Dawn of War 3 is NOT CANON. Hell, it doesn’t even exist, because OFFICIALLY Stubbs won the Kaurava campaign. end of story.

Love this format of video, hope to see more!

Dude I love your videos! You’re incredible!

loved the format, as far as short stories go the "battle of Shadowbrink" from the Nids 7th edition codex is a fun read, if you look at it from the Nids perspective of not wanting to share "food".

Ya know, Atenaxis actively standing up against a CUSTODES, speaks volume on why much of their Chapter history is lost/locked away and their primarch unknown...

Is my head canon just wrong, I don't understand why custodians become the snobbiest, self entitled ***holes when they can clearly understand what a battered and bruised chapter looks like and have the brain power to show even a slight amount of sympathy

He’s alive!!!

It's nice to see you upload again :)

Good to see you back sir. The recent silence was concerning.

Haha about time you did some lore on the blood ravens!

you're on the wrong side of the rift golden homie

I love that song in the beginning! One of my favorite classical songs

well i'm ok living in 7th or 8th edition

The Emperor's benefice grants us a new Dogehammer video! Praise be!

Always nice getting a video, especially lore I didn’t know, and especially when it shuts on DOW3. Can’t wait for the sisters one though, hope it’s going good

I doubt the Custodians were actually frightened. I think it was more like it's not worth the fight. And even if they took out every Blood Raven, the ships were the problem.

Blood Ravens Favourite forever !

new this channel was gonna get uber good

I have so many Questions right now....

The Magpies are just based man, they’ve been through A-LOT, and then squared against the Banana Boys, that earns them so much respect, especially Captain Atanaxis.

5 custodes v 60 marines is definitely in the stodes favor. but 5 ships to 1 yeah no thanks thats not happy time.

HE LIVES! stomp stomp*

best video yet.

ITS HERE AND ITS AN 8 MINUTE VIDEO THIS IS PROMISING

Holy ahit a 8 minute vid where the fudge did this come from

Arent Custodes ships are like.. the most superior technologicly advanced bs ever? Like, remnants of the great crusade kind of technologicly advances bs. Not to mention the highest quality tech that remains from 30k era. Honestly, Im pretty sure their ship against ravens numbers is like a modern Battle Cruiser vs ww1 dreadnoughts. Chances are, custodians didnt actually care at all. What kinda pisses me off though, is that custodians are supposed to be diplomats. Not uppity assholes. They will surely make sure their authority is respected, but not antogonise loyalist chapters because of something as silly as ego. Wh40k is full of dumb writing.

You bestow us an 8 minute video?! You are too generous your lordship!!

The real mistake was Dawn of War 3

The Blood Ravens enjoyed the supreme power of being the protagonists in a warhamer story. They are near untouchable.

the Argent as in the Silver

the blood ravens should have just "repossessed" some the custodes weapons

2:43 Argentina mentioned

nice

Engagement

Does anyone know what happened to the Blood Ravens in DoW3?

GK, Custodes and just base Knight's player here. yea no the custodes may be the kings of the ground, but not even they can stop a 5-1 ship advatage.

See, now I think the point about 5 ships to 1 Custodes ship could be a fair point.. If the Custodes didn't have an info gathering capability surpassing that of the Inquisition tenfold. Of course, Atanaxis couldn't have known this, but the Librarian probably stopped him for that reason, just "MY FUCKING GUY, THEY'RE GOING TO COME BACK WITH 30 SHIPS TO SQUASH OUR 4 AFTER (at minimum) THIS SHIP WE'RE ON, CALM DOWN!"

Yeah, but could you just do more of these on your channel now? Pretty informative.

Watching this, im trying to figure out if im seeing your arms or legs on that commissar.

Blood ravens stole this channel

Noice

I saw a gif about doge AdMech you posted a few months ago. Is that video still being worked on?

To be fair those banana bros didnt have transportation to and from those ships. If they did well, give them time and those ships would have been cleared of disrespect.

They've slaughtered Primaris before, they'll have no problem with this one.

funny