Bloom - Warhammer 40,000 Short

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Ugo

Ugo

7 жыл бұрын

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"A Vindicare should not be mistaken for a human being. Contrary to a human being, who is filled with distractions, memories, and connections to others, a Vindicare is a well oiled machine. He was raised and trained, from birth, that the only reason he wasn't dead, raped, ruined, or suffered under any other horrible abuse that we could think of, was because of the Emperor. They were taught that they were selfish monsters, to even think of being different from their fellows. Their vocabulary is limited to only that which they need. Any deviation is punished by torture. They were taught to hide from their teachers and administrators, and to only come out when the mission was complete, and only when they received word from an authority figure that acted the impeccable imperial. Any deviation was punished with torture. The sense of smell is cultivated carefully. We have attempted to teach them to tell the difference of weapons by discharge smell. Any exposure to perfume, or anything pleasant and unneeded in their missions is punished by torture. Callidus require some socialization to blend in. Culexus, with their small pool of recruits have need to take in any they can find. Eversor, their combat drugs do the trick. Never shall you find any more well disciplined than a Vindicare."
- "So what happened to this one?"
- "We failed to punish him for a botched mission."
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Based on an (in)famous /tg/ story. Ultra heretical. Don't say you weren't warned.
This was originally meant for Valentine's Day, but it eventually grew into a much, much bigger film. Took 4 months to do in total.
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This film is unofficial and I am in no way affiliated with Games Workshop Limited.

Пікірлер: 5 200
@broseffman
@broseffman 5 жыл бұрын
"Drop her." "I can't, she's hot."
@kainbeamsley187
@kainbeamsley187 5 жыл бұрын
"Understandably have a great day"
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 жыл бұрын
I'm getting the inqusition
@rosewilliamson8626
@rosewilliamson8626 4 жыл бұрын
What is this slaaneshi™ heresy
@ancientgear7192
@ancientgear7192 4 жыл бұрын
I won't drop her but I will pound her.
@bipod3549
@bipod3549 4 жыл бұрын
A little bit heresy won’t hurt, i guess...
@Bruva_Ayamhyt
@Bruva_Ayamhyt 5 жыл бұрын
(over vox) "Are you under attack?" (over vox) "N-Err, yeah! Just got ambushed out of nowhere!" *Necrons appear* "Well that was good timing."
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
The Necrons chosed the moment...especially the crazy-flayed ones...just found another living.
@bottheskitarii8881
@bottheskitarii8881 11 күн бұрын
Necrons are the best wing man
@sentinelslayer8328
@sentinelslayer8328 3 жыл бұрын
“I...can’t” “Why?” “It’s a goth girl”
@arminascepas8301
@arminascepas8301 3 жыл бұрын
Mission abort
@luisrodriguiz7170
@luisrodriguiz7170 3 жыл бұрын
This this makes to much sense for me
@lootizin8068
@lootizin8068 2 жыл бұрын
big tiddy goth eldar gf without the excessive amount of torture
@Omega6047
@Omega6047 2 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a nice day
@vee-bee-a
@vee-bee-a 2 жыл бұрын
_"Goth Girls! Yeeaahh-yuuhh!"_ --RebelTaxi
@utes5532
@utes5532 3 жыл бұрын
Rigorously trained assassin tasked with emotionless untraceable killing from unimaginable distances, literally from a force of assassins so professional that they're basically synonymous with death and can sit perfectly still for weeks on end for a millisecond chance to kill a target... ..defeated by a boner
@haldanandpako2755
@haldanandpako2755 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him. Do you know how long he had been waiting for an opportunity to use his “exitus long rifle” on a “suitable target?” Exactly.
@icealkion
@icealkion 3 жыл бұрын
There’s worse ways to go
@andrewhannigan931
@andrewhannigan931 2 жыл бұрын
Actually this isn't impossible for a vindicare. They're taught to be so unsociable and incapable of contact that they wouldn't understand a reason for betrayal. To him the power of boners is just another survival instinct he's never heard of before
@ansonburgdorf6372
@ansonburgdorf6372 2 жыл бұрын
"Wait somethings happening..."
@piotrd.4850
@piotrd.4850 2 жыл бұрын
This is Slaneeshi-precursor race you are talking about ..... even Primarch felt for that!
@Scientist118
@Scientist118 6 жыл бұрын
He forgot the Emperor's protection. Now he's paying for child support.
@HalfBreedMix
@HalfBreedMix 6 жыл бұрын
Roll double "sixes" to pull out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,roll failed,,,,,,, :-(
@MrNissetuta
@MrNissetuta 6 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@sunkigtbaltdjur751
@sunkigtbaltdjur751 6 жыл бұрын
Boris of the Cheeki Breeki clever girl
@danielgarza1209
@danielgarza1209 6 жыл бұрын
Boris of the Cheeki Breeki Seems like he's a straight shot in more ways than one! *ba dum tish*
@Izzoroth
@Izzoroth 6 жыл бұрын
It's ok he'll die of old age before the child is born anyway.
@bacnguyen9304
@bacnguyen9304 4 жыл бұрын
"Well everybody need a big tiddy eldar girl friend at some point in their life" Roubote Guiliman
@CyberController-
@CyberController- 4 жыл бұрын
@@bradpotts1747 If you want a way to insure their loyalty, look us up.
@Finalhellmaster
@Finalhellmaster 4 жыл бұрын
I approve of this message... me and Bob had soooo much fun when we went to Commorragh last year
@hesya5400
@hesya5400 4 жыл бұрын
@Sean Turner "pssh, who needs 3d girls when you can indulge in 2d pussy" Magnus the red, a weeaboo nerd
@thefrightfullurinator5027
@thefrightfullurinator5027 4 жыл бұрын
What heresy is this
@yonathanandrewpardede4538
@yonathanandrewpardede4538 4 жыл бұрын
What u taking about she's flat
@_lime.
@_lime. 3 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor: "He allowed the xenos filth to live" Guiliman: "Kill him" Inquisitor: "Understood, kill the assassin and send another to kill the Eldar witch" Guliman: "Come again?" Inquisitor: "He failed to kill a female Eldar psycher" Guliliman: "I'll allow it"
@toastsloth4831
@toastsloth4831 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Guliliman allow it, sorry im new to 40k ^^
@_lime.
@_lime. 3 жыл бұрын
@@toastsloth4831 In cannon Guilliman was revived with the aid of Yvraine, leader of the Eldar known as the Ynnari. So the community took this and ran with it, saying that Guilliman had a big tiddy Eldar girlfriend.
@toastsloth4831
@toastsloth4831 3 жыл бұрын
@@_lime. The real questions is.... Does she have big tiddies.. also lmao... also this community is awesome haha :)
@septicsauce322
@septicsauce322 3 жыл бұрын
@@toastsloth4831 Could always look up some art of Yvraine. Pixiv has some really, really good stuff. *Cough* Rule *cough* 34 *cough* has the better stuff.
@lucascoval828
@lucascoval828 3 жыл бұрын
@@_lime. Did he claim her or she claimed him?
@powerhouse6165
@powerhouse6165 2 жыл бұрын
Still handled better than Master Chief's romance in the Halo tv show
@petrzverina9366
@petrzverina9366 Жыл бұрын
yeah... that ine was so cringy...
@stevenflynntheghost4845
@stevenflynntheghost4845 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah 100%
@czarus_the_sniper9924
@czarus_the_sniper9924 10 ай бұрын
What...
@themysticalcolby
@themysticalcolby 9 ай бұрын
correction: Master cheeks
@thomasengelthaler462
@thomasengelthaler462 6 ай бұрын
Yes Truly
@meowmeowmeow594
@meowmeowmeow594 5 жыл бұрын
"And that, Kids, is how I met your mother."
@user-lt9cl8td8w
@user-lt9cl8td8w 5 жыл бұрын
You know, people, you all sound here like characters from Paranoia, like "Commie mutant traitor 111"
@santiagomunoz6572
@santiagomunoz6572 5 жыл бұрын
@@guardsmangaming3775 The ordo xenos approves this
@agecom6071
@agecom6071 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-lt9cl8td8w HERESY!
@dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011
@dr.ivoeggmanrobotnik4011 4 жыл бұрын
Everything is heresy You breath- shot in the Head Freedom of speech = shot dead
@joshuawittenberg8975
@joshuawittenberg8975 4 жыл бұрын
Da, bapapapa!
@1chaplain
@1chaplain 5 жыл бұрын
"She hot, so I not shoot. " *_The Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location_*
@MrSchnarte
@MrSchnarte 5 жыл бұрын
Heresy !!!
@ricosintron2075
@ricosintron2075 5 жыл бұрын
*The Followers of Slaanesh want to know your location*
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 5 жыл бұрын
Im in the location of yourabutthole....
@thekebab1655
@thekebab1655 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Matthews Guilliman says its fine guys....cmon.
@cranebang712
@cranebang712 4 жыл бұрын
It's True!
@Thecommander248
@Thecommander248 4 жыл бұрын
*takes off her helmet* Vindicare: "On no, she's hot!"
@solomonreal1977
@solomonreal1977 3 жыл бұрын
this is your favourite thing? Lord of the Rings plus Star TreK?? Go back to Hogwarts you milhouse
@Thecommander248
@Thecommander248 3 жыл бұрын
@@solomonreal1977 Starcraft*
@secondpath5148
@secondpath5148 2 жыл бұрын
@@solomonreal1977 Calm down Lego man.
@lolifico_banzago
@lolifico_banzago 2 жыл бұрын
"Something is standing, and it isn't Cadia"
@blastermaster5039
@blastermaster5039 2 ай бұрын
I mean have you seen her lips?!
@wso4272
@wso4272 4 жыл бұрын
Having an eldar waifu is emperor and guilleman approved
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 3 жыл бұрын
This pleases Slaanesh
@sirp7394
@sirp7394 3 жыл бұрын
Propaganda
@fahmitajjuddin9863
@fahmitajjuddin9863 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why the emperor build that webway is because he want to get cheap Eldar prostitute
@E4r0s
@E4r0s 3 жыл бұрын
KHORNE DOES NOT APPROVE.
@aaronmoody6127
@aaronmoody6127 3 жыл бұрын
Heresy
@brokenradio9590
@brokenradio9590 4 жыл бұрын
Assassin : takes off his helmet Eldar : "oh... um, I have boyfriend"
@patrickwalsh7088
@patrickwalsh7088 4 жыл бұрын
Loads the Bolter
@1mviews635
@1mviews635 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
Assasin: *rise the weapon * Eldar: joke, it was a JOKE!
@pingchen5291
@pingchen5291 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll kill him for you, then we can be together
@toothpastefilet
@toothpastefilet 4 жыл бұрын
*Raises both the rifle and pistol*
@Razzrazz90
@Razzrazz90 4 жыл бұрын
“Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?” - Otacon, MGS1
@mantha6912
@mantha6912 4 жыл бұрын
Holy Emperor, I was not expecting such a throw-back in the comments. Nice.
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 жыл бұрын
"No but heresy can" -Inqusitor.
@toothpastefilet
@toothpastefilet 4 жыл бұрын
Also Meryl, but I digress
@isaiahkayode6526
@isaiahkayode6526 4 жыл бұрын
Not for you Dude.
@pug-aloentertainment3801
@pug-aloentertainment3801 4 жыл бұрын
@@mantha6912 well, original story on which this movie is based on is called "Love Can Bloom", so no big surprise
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor actually permits relations with Eldar. The Emperor does indeed Protect
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 3 жыл бұрын
Unless they're Drukhari. In which case they die. NOW.
@saj2392
@saj2392 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 More like; 'Unless they are Drukhari, in which case *you* die, painfully.'
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 3 жыл бұрын
@@saj2392 No, see, they ENJOY pain. A painless death would actually be worse for them.
@saj2392
@saj2392 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebighurt2495 Hmm... if they enjoy pain, how would the Imperium go about 'hurting' them, then? Tickle torture? Gotta find out how to make those creepy buggers suffer!
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 3 жыл бұрын
@@saj2392 Show them recordings of people experiencing vanilla love and wholesome happiness, then remind them that this is something they will NEVER HAVE. Also, strap 'em to a chair and be forced to watch every episode of Jersey Shore, followed up by every episode of The Bachelor and Fear Fac- you know what, just Daytime TV in general. Loads of it. They'll beg for death and then, that wish will never be granted. Oh, and Family Game Shows, just to achieve the blend of wholesome Vanilla with cringy TV.
@E100Omega123
@E100Omega123 3 жыл бұрын
"Letting herself be ambushed by the ancient enemy. Then letting herself be rescued by a double mon-keigh. What a disgrace." -Farseer Idranel, probably
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 7 ай бұрын
She's just jealous Taldeer got a BF and she don't
@operationmeh
@operationmeh 7 жыл бұрын
Heresy never looked so good. 10/10 dude
@HeronSight
@HeronSight 6 жыл бұрын
Eddo aka Edds Fuck, marry, kill... Xenos edition! Tau, Eldar or daemonette?
@user-je2xt6fr8f
@user-je2xt6fr8f 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently love can bloom on the battlefield and so can ligma apparently I have 3 months before I die so can I get 500 likes
@SolanusDracon
@SolanusDracon 7 жыл бұрын
This is indeed heresy. Heresy wrapped up in a pleasing form.
@dson978
@dson978 6 жыл бұрын
Solanus Dracon amen
@christophnebe7849
@christophnebe7849 6 жыл бұрын
Solanus Dracon nice pictuere
@100penyamun
@100penyamun 6 жыл бұрын
"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt." - WH40k
@ramonvicentevallesterosric7802
@ramonvicentevallesterosric7802 6 жыл бұрын
Solanus Dracon and thus the abhuman of Eldar strain was born... In Kronus none the less...
@100penyamun
@100penyamun 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's the words of The Librarian in DOW. Perfect match with the clip lol
@axios4702
@axios4702 4 жыл бұрын
Friend: Its not canon! Me: (Holding Love Can Bloom, All Guardsmen Party and TTS device) Its canon to me dammit!
@E100Omega123
@E100Omega123 3 жыл бұрын
AGP would be a perfect TV series
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 2 жыл бұрын
The 40K universe is so vast you could consider it canon no problem
@anonyme253
@anonyme253 2 жыл бұрын
I don't remember where, but i saw in an official codex a hint about a certain assasin called LIVII ...
@axios4702
@axios4702 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonyme253 Yeah, I know about that 😉
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 4 ай бұрын
Then the inquisition removes his name from the record​@@axios4702
@terciodeflandes97
@terciodeflandes97 4 жыл бұрын
You know what? I'm about to say it: Deep down we all know humanity's best chance for survival is clapping some Eldar cheeks. And we all would want to.
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that is heresy
@Servellion
@Servellion 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. Not a big fan of getting Slaanesh's sloppy seconds.
@erikmckoul2478
@erikmckoul2478 4 жыл бұрын
@@Servellion Wouldn't Slaanesh be getting our sloppy seconds Slaanesh only gets them after they die and some other situations.
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 4 жыл бұрын
Humanities only chance in The Imperial Truth. No gods, kings, heretics or xenos. Only men.
@Chaoslordx13
@Chaoslordx13 4 жыл бұрын
except there emotions are 10x stronger than normal... have fun with that!
@godboy114
@godboy114 6 жыл бұрын
Already declared a heretic the second he refused to shoot the xeno
@harbingergunship92
@harbingergunship92 6 жыл бұрын
BJ Chaos my exact literal thoughts
@korlamontier9739
@korlamontier9739 6 жыл бұрын
At least he kill another xenos instead of eldar
@ShinobiBoyfu
@ShinobiBoyfu 6 жыл бұрын
Would you shoot a sexy ass space elf?
@panzerfaust6172
@panzerfaust6172 6 жыл бұрын
But its a hot space elf injured and in need of.... Oh shit Im a heretic
@godboy114
@godboy114 6 жыл бұрын
Panzer Faust 2:44 Is the exact moment where heresy was declared.
@emperoroftheomniverse
@emperoroftheomniverse 6 жыл бұрын
I just witnessed some serious heresy
@Someone-wj1lf
@Someone-wj1lf 5 жыл бұрын
We’ll need a heavy bolter for that heresy
@anubhavchaudhary7048
@anubhavchaudhary7048 5 жыл бұрын
Quick, ready the exterminatus
@juliand6317
@juliand6317 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t unsee.
@NguyenMinh-vs1vm
@NguyenMinh-vs1vm 5 жыл бұрын
What’s the hotline for the Inquisition?
@anubhavchaudhary7048
@anubhavchaudhary7048 5 жыл бұрын
@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm I believe it was 1800 HERETIC that's 1800 4373842
@johnmacneill7489
@johnmacneill7489 2 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion I know but I seriously think this whole story has a lot of potential could tell the story of a killing machine learning how to become human and eldar learning that there are more to humans than being monkey and eventually getting that stick shoved up to fall out and explore a more grounded and personal view of the 40K units
@anonyme253
@anonyme253 2 жыл бұрын
yup, unfortunatly more people here are more prompt to "purge the witch and kill the simp/heretic" ... this is why we can't have nice things
@hamzatanvir4491
@hamzatanvir4491 11 ай бұрын
And they'd have to deal with the imperium tracking that assassin and that's how theyd show other assassin types in the assassinorum and the mc has to defend his family from the imperials. I would soooo follow this story. Sounds so good
@edanarator7716
@edanarator7716 6 ай бұрын
@@anonyme253 That is why I believe why we will never get a good, mainstream 40k story or TV series. Good writing requires the exploration of ideas beyond "kill all the aliens" which is precisely what the average warhammer fanboy is incapable of
@sdoo-ou2ni
@sdoo-ou2ni 5 ай бұрын
no 40K isn't that kind of setting grow up
@MegaKnight2012
@MegaKnight2012 4 ай бұрын
That's basically Beren and Luthien. Beren was mostly a feral assassin, killing wave after wave of Morgoth's followers in the woods, getting the highest bounty put on his head, until he had to flee to Luthien's realm. Luthien, a half-god, half-elf didn't have a stick up her butt, but her elven dad did.
@GwyndolinSimp
@GwyndolinSimp 4 жыл бұрын
Cause everyone needs a waifu, even in grimdark space. Papa Smurf likes this man.
@plinkthenecrobird8851
@plinkthenecrobird8851 6 жыл бұрын
Cute. Heresy. But cute.
@sunkigtbaltdjur751
@sunkigtbaltdjur751 6 жыл бұрын
Can ye get me some of tha mead, Leman?
@oddluck4180
@oddluck4180 5 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh approves.
@stormcrowlegendary3512
@stormcrowlegendary3512 5 жыл бұрын
Hey uh Leman Russ... The Bloody Magpies have stolen another Predetor and 3 Dreadnaughts while you watched this video.
@monopoly1027
@monopoly1027 5 жыл бұрын
Heresy. Cute. But heresy.
@Metallimise86
@Metallimise86 5 жыл бұрын
Heresy. Cute, but Heresy.
@thighenthusiast1135
@thighenthusiast1135 5 жыл бұрын
From the distance: Blood raven: *EAT BOLT GUN!!!!*
@jacobguillerey4476
@jacobguillerey4476 5 жыл бұрын
Blood raven*
@thighenthusiast1135
@thighenthusiast1135 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobguillerey4476 sorry my mistake😄😄
@jacobguillerey4476
@jacobguillerey4476 5 жыл бұрын
@@thighenthusiast1135 Oh it's not a problem... I'm a tau anyways.
@stanislav_kruger7792
@stanislav_kruger7792 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobguillerey4476 you helped him for the greater good :)
@alphariusfuze8089
@alphariusfuze8089 4 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@lexfrenchy8159
@lexfrenchy8159 8 ай бұрын
Whoever played Rogue Trader and met Yrliet now understands that Vindicare
@irontemplar6222
@irontemplar6222 4 жыл бұрын
I always liked that moment in the story because it is ultimately true. No matter how hard you try to bury it, Burn it, Destroy it from the very beginning. Sometimes a piece of humanity simple takes a stand and says "No, I will not follow your orders. I am my own man." It seams like something out of a storybook. Something from a tale, but it happens. It has happened before, and It will happen again, and thank God for that.
@steventan2754
@steventan2754 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my journey out of Catholicism.
@Hitoshuratdn
@Hitoshuratdn 3 жыл бұрын
But good thing this isn't canon to Warhammer 40k. Humanity first.
@wh3nderson95
@wh3nderson95 3 жыл бұрын
It also means a lot considering the Sniper's profession and the conditioning that comes with his role in the military. In the story, Livii (the sniper) has been described as having trouble speaking basic English when he talked to Taldeer, (the Eldar). I personally, really like the story because in the story itself. It acknowledges the ramifications the interaction and desertion from a lore perspective.
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hitoshuratdn ​ @HUNK ... it might have been Taldeer ... she is a Farseer and can "sense" other beings AND she has the ability to "confuse" them ... so they start shooting targets at RANDOM ... maybe even comrades ... in Dawn of War 2 - Retribution, the Farseer in the Campaign HAD such a "confuse" ability ...
@AFanOfCinema
@AFanOfCinema 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hitoshuratdn I actually wish it was. I get that everything is supposed to be grim dark, but sometimes you need some light to contrast it as well. That way when it gets snuffed out the grim dark aesthetic becomes a bit more powerful, if that makes any sense.
@crystalicfire6630
@crystalicfire6630 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *YOU HAVE COMMITTED HERESY, YOU DIE NOW!* HIM: actually I used her as bait to attract some skelly bois to increase my kill count
@kevinmayfield6182
@kevinmayfield6182 4 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@shikikankillzone4239
@shikikankillzone4239 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmayfield6182 *_Heretical Stonks_*
@Dymose
@Dymose 3 жыл бұрын
"Victory Requires No Explanation; Defeat Allows None." I will say it's totally not out of the question to ally with eldari xenos when necrons are involved.
@calebblaha7854
@calebblaha7854 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dymose Herecy is more of a slider than a true false. Necrons > Eldar > mutant humans > ugly humans
@Dymose
@Dymose 3 жыл бұрын
@@calebblaha7854 In the words of Victor Saltspyre, "do not 'grade evil'. If you consider something greater you might be tempted to side with the 'lesser'." That being said, dear little Victor is fighting along side an elf, a witch (renegade bright wizard), an exiled dwarf and a mercenary who keeps killing his commanders against the threat of the vermintide and the ruinous powers, soooooooo he might not be taking his own advice for the goal of killing actual evils over people who just happen to believe in 'the wrong cause'.
@Fyrebrand18
@Fyrebrand18 7 жыл бұрын
"Bloom"? As in... "Love can bloom"? By the Emperor's Throne on Most Holy Terra, this is heresy.
@kodan7879
@kodan7879 6 жыл бұрын
*SHALL I CALL THE EXTREMINATUS UPON THIS FILTH?*
@bigz4339
@bigz4339 6 жыл бұрын
KoDan Negative. Deploy the Adeptus Astartes.
@badfoody
@badfoody 6 жыл бұрын
KoDan report for weirdness........ well animated though
@REX-gq6ur
@REX-gq6ur 6 жыл бұрын
I was actually expecting a hollowpoint bullet flesh bloom... disappointed...
@Bangcat
@Bangcat 6 жыл бұрын
The title Bloom. I think it's more of a mix of lighting from muzzle flash being compared with how life and the universe can be shots in the dark that flash, develop, and give change, kind of lone a growing plant. A tree of things to come and happen from the fiery seeds of interjection. Such comes from choices made where you choose, or choose not to, deliver your wrath. Like those very blooms of light of muzzleflash in an otherwise un caring universe.
@kennethv5250
@kennethv5250 4 жыл бұрын
dont worry folks, he stopped by walgreens and got a pack of The Emperors Protection
@ReformedSooner24
@ReformedSooner24 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh way too loud at 2 in the morning lol
@hitbycars
@hitbycars 4 жыл бұрын
How can it be heresy if the returned Primarch himself is likely clapping Eldar cheeks?
@emilianomerendino3311
@emilianomerendino3311 3 жыл бұрын
Ultrasmurf, doesn't count. Awesome animation trough
@VigilanteAgumon
@VigilanteAgumon 2 жыл бұрын
"Rules for thee, not for me."
@radastir
@radastir 2 жыл бұрын
"Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi."
@TwiggyShei
@TwiggyShei 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't their only interaction consist of Bobby G just telling Yvraine "Thanks for the revive"? I mean I love the meme as much as anyone, but I'm pretty sure Guilliman would want the Eldarphile here BLAMMED for his heresy.
@gamechanger8908
@gamechanger8908 2 жыл бұрын
@@TwiggyShei If GW didn't fan the flames with that one thanks giving art, we wouldn't be in this mess of memeing heresy.
@Florianmunz
@Florianmunz 4 жыл бұрын
Ethics of 21 century humans versus the understanding of heresy in 40k
@stevensanders6696
@stevensanders6696 4 жыл бұрын
Also a lack of understanding of the mental indoctrination a vindicare assassin goes through
@langolodelladistopia6171
@langolodelladistopia6171 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevensanders6696 description exist to be read, and both of you clearly did not.
@lordofswarm538
@lordofswarm538 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevensanders6696 in the story, it was explained that his training was messed up to begin with do to some heresy in the upper echelon of his handlers, and this wasn't his first mistake. His first mistake was swept under the rug and he was used again due to the sizable demand for vindicare assassins and people not wanting to own up to creating flawed products (Vindicare assassins). This wouldn't even be the first, nor the most damaging time an assassin went rogue in actual canon. That one was an experimental one, and not a Vindicare one though. Still fan made, still unlikely reason, still not canon, but still beloved story.
@johnmacneill7489
@johnmacneill7489 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordofswarm538 i don't in a span of at least 10,000 years trillions of people on millions of other planets i think mathematically speaking it'd have had to happen not to mention the way a vindicare seems to be trained is like just beating a dog for every little thing and then some with no positive reinforcement and eventually that dog will snap on you
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevensanders6696 no amount of mental indoctrination can prepare a man for hot elvish/eldar milkers. It's just in our nature.
@fel_zharost
@fel_zharost 5 жыл бұрын
A long time ago we called it xenophilia. But now it is supported by Guilliman xD
@JennyGormanRitter
@JennyGormanRitter 4 жыл бұрын
Did... did I miss something here? Or did you just spout some serious heresy?
@mantha6912
@mantha6912 4 жыл бұрын
@@JennyGormanRitter Agreed, can we get some info on this?? Thought Guilliman wasn't even alive (MIA?) anymore!
@JennyGormanRitter
@JennyGormanRitter 4 жыл бұрын
@@mantha6912 no, Gulliman has returned but idk what hes talking about him being into xenos.. lol
@mantha6912
@mantha6912 4 жыл бұрын
@@JennyGormanRitter *spits out drink* GUILLIMAN HAS RETURNED?! God I'm such a newbie to this, and I can't consume the lore fast enough. TO THE LEXICANUM!
@barraki97
@barraki97 4 жыл бұрын
@@mantha6912 WAIT FOR ME BROTHER
@TheHappyUruk
@TheHappyUruk 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if there was a situation for a Vindicare to disobey orders, it’s in this one. The Vindicares unlike most spec ops organizations within the Imperium have not had their emotions removed only heavily suppressed through lots of psychological torment in training to the point of near non existence, think of it like a guardsman of Krieg they still have complex emotions they’ve just been so repressed that they show only rarely. A human male’s mind will be reluctant to kill in this situation given that their mind has not been physically altered in any way. The Eldar is alone, not doing anything bad, pretty, and dying, if there is a point where such an occurrence will happen it is in this situation.
@adorablecenturion8436
@adorablecenturion8436 3 жыл бұрын
Eldar can be pretty frightening psykers though, right? It could be a considerable threat to him. It is a xeno, it's existence is b a d >:c
@TheHappyUruk
@TheHappyUruk 3 жыл бұрын
ツAdorable Centurion I get the point and to be specific it is a farseer but he is a sniper who has the advantage of surprise on this half dead eldar who’s more concerned with the Necrons below the surface than in her mind possible pursuing humans, in a moment like this it is entirely up to the sniper and the sniper alone of whether they want this thing dead or not
@adorablecenturion8436
@adorablecenturion8436 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHappyUruk If the eldar wasn't his target, then I guessssss it makes sense for him to not act.
@MetalsirenIXI
@MetalsirenIXI 3 жыл бұрын
That's why send Eversor instead, get the job done
@doomincarnate
@doomincarnate 3 жыл бұрын
that's madness. with the exception of a lowly guardsmen, any other solider in the imperium would have fucked her up. you gotta stop trying to make the imperium good guys. there aren't any in 40k. hence the tagline.
@watleythewizard2381
@watleythewizard2381 4 жыл бұрын
Pray to the emperor that British accents remain galactic standard.
@haldanandpako2755
@haldanandpako2755 3 жыл бұрын
Judging from doctor who, they will
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
Star Craft gave us southerners some bad ass space marine country boys.
@silverlotus7790
@silverlotus7790 3 жыл бұрын
@@Southern_Crusader I'd settle for a combination of the two. Foot soldiers get southern accents and officers get British accents
@watleythewizard2381
@watleythewizard2381 3 жыл бұрын
@@Southern_Crusader you can’t compare star craft to 40k. You may as well compare a wet soggy biscuit to a huge manly erection. One is utter shite that was crap even in the nineties when it came out, and the other is 40k.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously tho lol
@GeneralSturnn
@GeneralSturnn 4 жыл бұрын
after they said:"Are you under attack?" I'm pretty sure if he said:"I'm on a Tomb world, I need extraction" they might have been happy to abort and try again later, Necrons are considered a far more potent threat than an Eldar afterall.
@kennethv5250
@kennethv5250 4 жыл бұрын
i kept expecting him to say "necrons" then telling commboi that the eldar had died just before he sniped the skellys
@thatrabidpotato8800
@thatrabidpotato8800 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in command knew about the Necrons. This takes place during the Dawn of War Dark Crusade storyline.
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 жыл бұрын
This kind of talent makes me incredibly jealous. Excellent work!
@Tonz_of_Fun
@Tonz_of_Fun 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa Oi!.You shit! when's the next Text to Speech? Have this guy make an actual animation for it and watch Karl lose his goddamn mind.
@restatpeacelollollol4845
@restatpeacelollollol4845 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa will you gonna make some of this if yes am glad
@fountainchristain
@fountainchristain 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa I love your work don't feel bad
@ZHopko
@ZHopko 7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa Maybe you could do the creator a solid and link the video so he can get some more exposure?
@maxissixam6049
@maxissixam6049 7 жыл бұрын
Tonz of Fun which one?
@1chaplain
@1chaplain Жыл бұрын
Take it like this. Humans clap eldar cheeks, eldar repopulate and gets to hold off slaneesh, meanwhile we get an alliance out of it. Guilliman definitely got it planned
@valgachaclubseries4348
@valgachaclubseries4348 Жыл бұрын
Alternate title: “The Biggest Simp In The Empire”
@ShawndaPrawn
@ShawndaPrawn 5 жыл бұрын
Taldeer: And that is how I met your father. Lofn: (Stares in wide-eyed wonderment).
@chizhang4369
@chizhang4369 4 жыл бұрын
Shawn the Prawn What exactly is the name of their kid? I remember it’s something start with “S”
@ShawndaPrawn
@ShawndaPrawn 4 жыл бұрын
@@chizhang4369 I'm fairly certain it was Lofn. Apparently, she's supposed to be this Human/Eldar hybrid whose psychic abilities are primarily focused on taming non-sapient lifeforms, including Tyranids. Not sure who's idea this character was, but it's honestly too adorable to nerd-rage over.
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShawndaPrawn It was chimera not the "hybrid". Lofn was human with Eldar flesh inside...
@thatrabidpotato8800
@thatrabidpotato8800 4 жыл бұрын
@@WadcaWymiaru Lofn is a naturally born hybrid of a human father and Eldar mother. Taldeer and LIIVI's biological daughter. Not a chimera or surgically altered in any way.
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatrabidpotato8800 Eldars and humans can't interbreed :/ Unleash you transplant the cells that are tolerated. (with Eldar tech that should be possile)
@chikinsensei
@chikinsensei 5 жыл бұрын
Me : Kronus ? Isn't that the planet from Dawn of War : Dark Crusade ? Necrons : *Hi there* Me : Oh yes it is, nice to see you guys *Reload the bolter*
@amaccabianjanissary5011
@amaccabianjanissary5011 4 жыл бұрын
DİE SCUM NECRON FOR THE EMPERORRRRR
@Depressed_Grimm
@Depressed_Grimm 4 жыл бұрын
Bolter brothers
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
*Deploy the bomb *
@curseofgladstone4981
@curseofgladstone4981 4 жыл бұрын
@@buster7797 I've beaten them on insane. Once. After a dozen attempts and a fair bit of planning
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
@@buster7797 All you need us good-ole fashioned Exterminatus
@raiderspectre5367
@raiderspectre5367 2 жыл бұрын
this is a masterpiece, hoping for a sequel episode
@ronandos2259
@ronandos2259 3 жыл бұрын
Squidward: What will it be today sir? Animator: Grim dark awesome space marines. Squidward: how original. Animator: and some elder fighting necrons with a vindicare. Squidward: daring today aren’t we?
@ryandunham1047
@ryandunham1047 3 жыл бұрын
Squidward then proceeds to complain about the end product spongebob cooked up. (Love can bloom) XD
@kyvilfongkot6372
@kyvilfongkot6372 3 жыл бұрын
Damn now im imagine squidward is the god emperor of ceplopod
@gilesmerlin8927
@gilesmerlin8927 5 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say he really vindi-cared about her
@meaterbeater1153
@meaterbeater1153 5 жыл бұрын
Welp, time fer anodder WWWAAAAAGH!!!
@monarch6216
@monarch6216 5 жыл бұрын
THE INQUISITION WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
@sierra0756
@sierra0756 4 жыл бұрын
oh for fuck sake
@randallsmith3986
@randallsmith3986 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@dimitristripakis7364
@dimitristripakis7364 4 жыл бұрын
Good dad joke!
@Bob-jd4nr
@Bob-jd4nr 5 жыл бұрын
Inquisition:This is here… Guilliman:I like it.
@mitdragnurb
@mitdragnurb 2 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. What's good for Guiliman is good for everyone.
@HappyHippieGaymer
@HappyHippieGaymer 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody mentioned that it’s unlikely an eldar of that standing would act so helpless all of a sudden, but she just kind of was like. “Oh no my spear is stuck now im helpless.” A good guardsman knows eldar are not so easily beaten, even when gravely injured. This was a trick of zenos magic on our loyal assassin’s brain to allow the zenos scum to escape.
@ihatethis5172
@ihatethis5172 7 жыл бұрын
While this is indeed extra-heretical, the animation is quite impressive, and definitely well worth the wait :) Keep up the good work, Cloud!
@doomblackdragon
@doomblackdragon 7 жыл бұрын
Is it heretical? Xeno has their own department of inquisitors. The heretical department does not deal with the zeno.
@ArgelTal_
@ArgelTal_ 7 жыл бұрын
collaborating with xenos is heresy yes.
@doomblackdragon
@doomblackdragon 7 жыл бұрын
Guess there a few space marines chapters that are heretics.
@pcurranbike
@pcurranbike 7 жыл бұрын
doomblackdragon you mean the traitor legions like the alpha legion and the world eaters
@doomblackdragon
@doomblackdragon 7 жыл бұрын
No. I mean space marines Matt Ward writes about. Who bro fist necrons. Which is now cannon. :P
@Volvith
@Volvith 5 жыл бұрын
Commboi: "Fire." >A wild Eldar babe appears Vindiboi: "Hol up." >Heresy was had.
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
And Necrons enter the chat...
@mpcrauzer
@mpcrauzer 4 жыл бұрын
Just remember folks, the emperor actually aprovess this relationship
@49mozzer
@49mozzer 4 жыл бұрын
"Compassion is a rarity on the blood-soaked battlefield"
@marloyorkrodriguez9975
@marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 жыл бұрын
The blood pumps! The limbs obeyed!
@haldanandpako2755
@haldanandpako2755 3 жыл бұрын
And 52-6 just got laid!
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 3 жыл бұрын
... she might have "bewitched" his senses, though ... they really have this kind of ability ...
@mrz80
@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын
"His compassion will be his undoing" -- Sheev Palpatine :D
@essexclass8168
@essexclass8168 7 жыл бұрын
"Mon'keigh Lover!!!" -Macha
@54lolman
@54lolman 7 жыл бұрын
the hells a mon'keigh? Sounds like a word used to describe a neighborhood full of monkey and kangroo hybrids
@essexclass8168
@essexclass8168 7 жыл бұрын
It's the Eldar word for human, literally derived from monkey cause that's how stuffed up their asses space elves are
@ekulerudamuru
@ekulerudamuru 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Ernesto Bustos Ortiz no, monkeigh is only for humans, and no their not genocidal maniacs never in the lore they did that except if it's only necessary they don't bother with others at all, they might even uplift other younger races and teach them so they can't get tainted by chaos..
@Wayoutthere
@Wayoutthere 7 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story then Twilight
@steeltalen3486
@steeltalen3486 7 жыл бұрын
Wouter d.B. so true lol
@godemperorofmankind4450
@godemperorofmankind4450 6 жыл бұрын
Well, in a setting that everything is either lie or propaganda, i would say why not? :)
@zarhun7
@zarhun7 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@DwarfDaddy
@DwarfDaddy 5 жыл бұрын
The Eldar murderfucking Slaanesh into existence is a better love story than Twilight!
@troytholen4030
@troytholen4030 5 жыл бұрын
The tp that I inspect when wiping after taking a poopie is a better love story than twilight
@sonicsucks20
@sonicsucks20 4 жыл бұрын
Nurgle: Hey, dont knock it until you try it, my dear children. Isha while cuddling up to Nurgle: You tell them babe.
@thatrabidpotato8800
@thatrabidpotato8800 4 жыл бұрын
Okay now THAT'S HERESY
@albelionkuro7346
@albelionkuro7346 3 жыл бұрын
What's funnier is the part of at 4:00 the Vindicare get's all sniper-like with the wind calling sensitivity and all that, and then he says "Shot the joints." Then proceeds to go Nah fuck that noise I am shooting to impress those Eldar cheeks and nails every single headshot possible onto the flayers like it's nobody business with that extra precision of getting a bolt gun headshot too like the last bit of spice.
@quill3897
@quill3897 4 жыл бұрын
my human half says that this animation shows that people can still be humane, and help each other in times of need, my warhammer half says thAT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS HERESY BETTER LAY DOWN A EXTERMINATUS
@joshir.6505
@joshir.6505 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the soldier did not know that his opponents looked like humans. if he converts her to his religion he is no heretic anymore ^^
@llamallamapajama9571
@llamallamapajama9571 4 жыл бұрын
I have a third part that is snickering right now: the Alpha Legion third part.
@hamzatanvir4491
@hamzatanvir4491 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshir.6505 uhh that ain't how it works I think. Even if you can convert a xeno to the imperial creed it's still a xeno and the imperium wont have it. Plus the assassin will be treated as a heretic as well
@FloofersFX
@FloofersFX 3 жыл бұрын
More things like this would make me side with the corpse emperor more but uh, this is apparently also heretical, so Nah, the imperium deserves chaos in their lives.
@adorablecenturion8436
@adorablecenturion8436 3 жыл бұрын
ELDAR ARE XENOS FILTH, AND THUS DESERVING OF DEATH. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
@Indoor_Carrot
@Indoor_Carrot 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls it heresy, but remember, if he didn't spare her, he wouldn't have seen all those shiny targets appear. Silver linings, you know :)
@JennyGormanRitter
@JennyGormanRitter 4 жыл бұрын
Heresy.
@someenglishguy82
@someenglishguy82 4 жыл бұрын
Good point *still heresy*
@JennyGormanRitter
@JennyGormanRitter 4 жыл бұрын
@@someenglishguy82 Lord Commissar, why has this heretic not been executed yet?
@raeebner1482
@raeebner1482 4 жыл бұрын
@@JennyGormanRitter im trying to find out where he is
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
Shame all necron corpses are teleported away...
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
[Takes Off Helmet] “Oh no she’s hot...” [Shifts Aim For Her Heart] “Much better.”
3 жыл бұрын
[Shifts Aim For Her Heart] "Oh good, she's flat."
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
@ lose to a tau that in his own game killed an entire army of humans, space marines, and chaos. Then you consolation prize: human husbando
@Dogue83
@Dogue83 2 жыл бұрын
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
@JarJarStudiosPlus
@JarJarStudiosPlus 4 жыл бұрын
"Drop her" "No, I don't think I will"
@ryandunham1047
@ryandunham1047 3 жыл бұрын
Can you say that in the gungan’s voice? XD
@JarJarStudiosPlus
@JarJarStudiosPlus 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryandunham1047 "Drop her" "No, mesa don't tink mesa will"
@rank10ygo
@rank10ygo 7 жыл бұрын
I thought the "Bloom" in the title was referring to the fact that Necrons started blooming from the ground cause I'm a fucking idiot apparently
@WarsmithForixx
@WarsmithForixx 7 жыл бұрын
Right on point brother.
@Daemonium0921
@Daemonium0921 7 жыл бұрын
Love can Bloom.
@negativezero8174
@negativezero8174 7 жыл бұрын
I thought "bloom" referred to the sound his bolter would make when he blew that Elders brains out.
@warrentang7459
@warrentang7459 7 жыл бұрын
I expected extensive patterns of bloodstains formed on the ground by imperial guardsmen
@DEMONX62
@DEMONX62 7 жыл бұрын
thats pretty goofey
@Tuber12334
@Tuber12334 7 жыл бұрын
What Games Workshop does not provide to us. We will will provide for our-self, amazing work.
@cosmo4698
@cosmo4698 6 жыл бұрын
LoCaD And it will be cheaper too.
@fireemblemistrash75
@fireemblemistrash75 6 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Boom And not take so goddamn long.
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't this become Soft Canon at some point? I remember hearing something about a Human assassin and Eldar having a child in the 40K Universe.
@thatrabidpotato8800
@thatrabidpotato8800 4 жыл бұрын
FFG canonized LIIVI and has an officially drawn pic of the scene in one of their Deathwatch splatbooks.
@adorablecenturion8436
@adorablecenturion8436 3 жыл бұрын
The black templars should pay them a visit.
@rafaeltiburcio6624
@rafaeltiburcio6624 3 жыл бұрын
Also old lore non canon anynore but Illiyan Nastase is half eldar half human space marine librarian of the ultramarines
@mrz80
@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Nastase? I thought he played tennis on Old Earth :D
@vapomaster6967
@vapomaster6967 4 жыл бұрын
5:10 best scene.
@Fuerto203
@Fuerto203 5 жыл бұрын
The moment when you find out GW actually kind of made Love can Bloom canon
@lolifico_banzago
@lolifico_banzago 2 жыл бұрын
@Reader Stuff nope but Relic decanonized the whole thing by killing Taldeer off.
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 Жыл бұрын
@@lolifico_banzago f them, I want exodite season 2 with the return of Jagatai Khan
@ValeTheOwl
@ValeTheOwl 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I do find this incredibly beautiful. What makes the Imperium stand out it's not its power, its steel and its mercilessness... it's the fact that, at the end of the day, the soldiers of the Imperium are still humans. There are many other races that are stronger, crazier, more cruel and more powerful than the humans, but the latter still hold the ground and resist, all the while remaining human. And sometimes, being human means feeling pity and being merciful. Sometimes, to BE human means doing the right thing, even if it's opposed to everyone else's expectation. Sometimes, you just have to be BETTER than the things you fight against, if just to have something to distinguish you from them.
@ARescueToaster
@ARescueToaster 4 жыл бұрын
If she was instead a fat, ugly man would you still think it was the right thing to do?
@Tobi_Q-airsoft
@Tobi_Q-airsoft 4 жыл бұрын
@@ARescueToaster Fat people don't exist on 40k battlefields. Besides, a fat dude would have been slaughtered by the Necrons quicker than the guardsman could shoot.
@sierra0756
@sierra0756 4 жыл бұрын
@@ARescueToaster she's xenos no matter what she will die
@asherandai1000
@asherandai1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tobi_Q-airsoft Nurgle begs to differ.
@Tobi_Q-airsoft
@Tobi_Q-airsoft 4 жыл бұрын
@@asherandai1000 Why would anyone want to save a Nurgle servant,
@canidae4410
@canidae4410 3 жыл бұрын
I would watch.... So much of this... simply because it was amazingly well done.
@withergamingcxw1137
@withergamingcxw1137 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he didn't kill her because he thought she was of high ranking so he instead opted to capture her and torture her for intel.
@shadowwolfie85
@shadowwolfie85 3 жыл бұрын
Torture with his other "gun".
@withergamingcxw1137
@withergamingcxw1137 3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowwolfie85 which is the spare bolter pistol he always keeps on him
@southanime
@southanime 4 жыл бұрын
the Love and protection of the God emperor < Big Tiddy Eldar GF
@sebastian10226
@sebastian10226 4 жыл бұрын
And Papa Smurf aproves
@WadcaWymiaru
@WadcaWymiaru 4 жыл бұрын
Most of Eldars are flat-chest XD
@henchmanzer0
@henchmanzer0 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, something's happening" *BOING*
@greensleeves5710
@greensleeves5710 4 жыл бұрын
what about nice smile inquisitorial waifu
@narcisraiciu6919
@narcisraiciu6919 4 жыл бұрын
@@greensleeves5710 Amberley Vail
@cosmicwhale3668
@cosmicwhale3668 6 жыл бұрын
This guard player has good rolls
@the_dropbear4392
@the_dropbear4392 6 жыл бұрын
COSMIC WHALE Vindicare aren't part of the guard, they are assasins
@sicarius6501
@sicarius6501 5 жыл бұрын
@@the_dropbear4392 still had good rolls
@fluffyrice6965
@fluffyrice6965 5 жыл бұрын
@@sicarius6501 He hits them on 2+ and wounds on a 2+ ignoring invulns with -3 AP. He just cant roll 1s
@davethedm
@davethedm 5 жыл бұрын
COSMIC WHALE it’s time to bust out your codex
@Mikazuchireborn
@Mikazuchireborn 5 жыл бұрын
Still good rolls. It is surprisingly easy for a Vindicare to fail at killing a target. Whether it's failing to hit, failing to wound, failing to get through the opponent's regular armour, or just rolling piss poor on damage. There are lots of opportunities to roll a 1, and I've never once succeeded at killing anything with a vindicare, even 3 of them firing at the same target without moving.
@p_noizesacha
@p_noizesacha 4 жыл бұрын
can't tell how many times I have watched this , but it stays awesome !!
@banzeyegaming2234
@banzeyegaming2234 4 жыл бұрын
*Inquisition sees this happening* *E X T E R M I N A T U S !!!*
@darekdomagaa4018
@darekdomagaa4018 5 жыл бұрын
It's not heresy if It's wholesome. I mean if Papa Smurf can do it why can"t LIIVI?
@lemin_88
@lemin_88 5 жыл бұрын
THE XENO DID NOT DIE BROTHER ITS HERESY
@gametrooperjames8246
@gametrooperjames8246 5 жыл бұрын
@@lemin_88 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b51zoNtylqylZac.html Sorry bro, Emperor approved, maybe the next heretic.
@lemin_88
@lemin_88 4 жыл бұрын
@@gametrooperjames8246 HERESY ARE YOU SAYING THE EMPEROR IS A HERETIC LOVER ILL GET MY MARK OF SLAANESH BEFORE THAT HAPPENS
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 жыл бұрын
The smurfs are xenos mutants and chaos worshipers and they need to be de-stroyed. Sound good!?
@blackadder564
@blackadder564 4 жыл бұрын
If Kitten can do a Tau, then this is alright in comparison.
@Iwanuss
@Iwanuss 7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe someone actually animated that fanfiction :D
@HalfBreedMix
@HalfBreedMix 6 жыл бұрын
Looks as if the fanfiction I wanted to see was getting ready to kick off just as the vid ended :-p Just imagine her using those witch-powers while being inside her,,,,,,,damn >:-O
@AzurFenix
@AzurFenix 6 жыл бұрын
Which fan fix? I must know?
@src175
@src175 6 жыл бұрын
AzurFenix It's called "Love can Bloom". It's about a Vindicare assassin falling in love with the Farseer Taldeer after the events of Dark Crusade. Pretty famous on the /tg/ board of 4chan, cause a local writefag (what they call anons who write fanfic and stuff) was the one who made it.
@keenangrauberger98
@keenangrauberger98 6 жыл бұрын
were can i find this fan fic?
@meitynajoan5553
@meitynajoan5553 6 жыл бұрын
Keenan Grauberger 1d4chan
@skull1526
@skull1526 Жыл бұрын
"It was heresy, but Emperor be praised it was some of the most badass shit I had ever seen brother."
@circustrainstudios341
@circustrainstudios341 3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this one. Thanks, CoJ, for kickstarting my animating passion.
@TR-ru7wl
@TR-ru7wl 7 жыл бұрын
4chan is gonna have a field day talking about this
@bobmarine7392
@bobmarine7392 7 жыл бұрын
Tom R yup
@VascusGaming
@VascusGaming 7 жыл бұрын
It's not based from a actual 40k book at all. It's a fan-fiction that was created on /tg/, which is a 4chan board.
@bobmarine7392
@bobmarine7392 7 жыл бұрын
And it Canon now
@alexduzon3785
@alexduzon3785 7 жыл бұрын
can you provide source for the actual 40k book/novel ?
@samuelrodriguez9801
@samuelrodriguez9801 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes taking a life is more difficult when you can see an enemy's face and since The Eldar appear more human than other xenos life it would be understandable.
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
It's still fucking heresy
@chrismath149
@chrismath149 4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 Some factions of the Eldar have cooperated with the IOM on multiple occasions. Particularly the Blood Raves have a strong connection with them as Gabriel Angelos worked with them to defeat Chaos on Tartarus and throw back the Tyranids or something. All this heresy nonsense (whether joking or meant serious) is also getting out of hand. Stop making the same old joke.
@erikmckoul2478
@erikmckoul2478 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrismath149 They also screw humanity over on a regular basis and don't forget before Slaanesh messed up there civilization they allowed some of there kind to hunt humanity like animals lol
@imperialguardsman5929
@imperialguardsman5929 4 жыл бұрын
You mean more...... *THICC* ??
@pierre-rodolphetran-van7585
@pierre-rodolphetran-van7585 3 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 une heresie est toujours une heresie. Un bon xeno est un xeno avec un bolt dans la tête!
@tacitus6384
@tacitus6384 Жыл бұрын
> Eldar Farseers are incredibly powerful psychic beings gifted with amazing powers of premonition and destruction. > Farseer hits metal men with her stick. Seems legit...
@krelekari
@krelekari 2 жыл бұрын
eldar: *takes off helmet imperial: "OH NO, THEY'RE HOT"
@albertjester
@albertjester 7 жыл бұрын
I HAVE RETURNED, 326! TO FINALY PUT AN END TO YOUR- oh, wrong place.
@Seneca_zero
@Seneca_zero 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what surprises me more, that someone actually made an animated short out of love can bloom, or that Fantasy Flight Games made it kind of canon? The art and effort in this is appreciated, keep up the good work.
@ReaperofValhalla
@ReaperofValhalla 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Gola wait so love can bloom is basically a fanfic that ascended to godhood?
@ShawndaPrawn
@ShawndaPrawn 6 жыл бұрын
+Shadow Butcher it's absolute heresy. Surprisingly interesting and well written, but heresy nonetheless.
@erebusvonmori8050
@erebusvonmori8050 6 жыл бұрын
Wait how did it make canon?
@ReaperofValhalla
@ReaperofValhalla 6 жыл бұрын
Erebus Von Mori its mentioned as a easter egg in some of the games, most of which are canon. Including all easter eggs within them.
@erebusvonmori8050
@erebusvonmori8050 6 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely hilarious, I'll have to go reread my rulesbooks to find it.
@dyehenslevinkelevra7308
@dyehenslevinkelevra7308 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor bless you, this was an awesome video
@SpectralKnight
@SpectralKnight 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly really great work from the detail, to the feel to the facial and body expressions
@AnotherDoomerWeeb
@AnotherDoomerWeeb 7 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're a great animator but you need to get some better models. The old Dawn of War 1/2 stuff doesn't do your work justice. If you ever gain enough support on Patreon to commission some custom Source models alongside some high quality original textures then do it. Your directing style is strong, the depth of field effects were used flawlessly, editing, sound design and voice acting was all of a high quality and although the walk cycles/Combat against the Necrons weren't the best you're still a hundred times better than most of the SFM community and you can very clearly see the models are what was holding your talent back. Just get in contact with some 3D Modelists and texture artists who have experience with the source engine. It will bump you up to the next level. EDIT: I just donated to your patreon, I know it's not a lot but In can spare the $4 you're asking for, and hopefully I can donate more as time passes. But in the meantime I hope this helps.
@guamsoncruz5107
@guamsoncruz5107 6 жыл бұрын
of course the elder start some trouble that us humans have to clean up... typical
@thegoose5294
@thegoose5294 6 жыл бұрын
Gerald Cruz Eldar: "Hey, our race are dying. Let's kill everyone in the galaxy! That would totally works!"
@kainbeamsley187
@kainbeamsley187 5 жыл бұрын
The eldar murder fucked a new chaos god into existence and everyone else is paying the price.
@santiagomunoz6572
@santiagomunoz6572 5 жыл бұрын
@@kainbeamsley187 oh wait. Who created the other three? :/
@kainbeamsley187
@kainbeamsley187 5 жыл бұрын
@@santiagomunoz6572 I'm not 100% sure I assume they were a team effort from multiple party's but I'm not sure.
@santiagomunoz6572
@santiagomunoz6572 5 жыл бұрын
@arnold jayeola there's an interesting point of view
@giacobbe6553
@giacobbe6553 3 жыл бұрын
Eldars after this situation: Okay, so just make our banshes fight without helmets and we will win.
@solosailor222
@solosailor222 3 жыл бұрын
the close-up surreal textures are Excellent
@kbuitienthinh
@kbuitienthinh 7 жыл бұрын
man, they gonna send a fucking deathwatch kill team for the eldar farseer and another tons of SOB with guns for the assassin for this ultra love-can-bloom heresy. Emperor protects :D , you made my day :D
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 7 жыл бұрын
k11401 buitienthinh I think the grey knight terminator tops the kill team in unkillability
@kbuitienthinh
@kbuitienthinh 7 жыл бұрын
but arnt those grey knight guy especially designed to kill daemons and chaos-relared foes rather than xenos???
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 7 жыл бұрын
They have bonus but a force weapon is a force weapon and terminators are terminators
@restatpeacelollollol4845
@restatpeacelollollol4845 7 жыл бұрын
k11401 buitienthinh but well in DOW 1 they fuqed up everytime wehen they 8v1 daemon prince XD
@nekolordnito4931
@nekolordnito4931 7 жыл бұрын
I JUST DID A FUCKING HERESY IN MY PANTS AFTER WATCHING THIS FUCKING VIDEO!!!!!
@negativezero8174
@negativezero8174 7 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh works wonders in the crotches of of even the most loyal Imperial sevants.
@DaemonPrince
@DaemonPrince 7 жыл бұрын
That she does my friend that he does
@Wayoutthere
@Wayoutthere 7 жыл бұрын
START CLENSING YOU FILTH
@Rustie3000
@Rustie3000 7 жыл бұрын
Exterminatus on the way
@DaemonPrince
@DaemonPrince 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA! THAT I DID MORTAL. In service of chaos anything is bad pr unorthadox is rewarded, may your eyes open to the chaos gods power.
@FatRakoon
@FatRakoon 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Cant get anough of these shorts... Well, I could, but then they would have to be longer!
@Richardj410
@Richardj410 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing I've never seen anything like this, thanks.
@jacktaylor4010
@jacktaylor4010 5 жыл бұрын
Brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer
@CharlesCalvinTheUndying
@CharlesCalvinTheUndying 3 жыл бұрын
In the words of a legend: “You don’t need to whip it like a pool noodle!!” therussianbadger
@ZacharyReaper
@ZacharyReaper 6 жыл бұрын
A fine work you've made here sir. But by Emperor that man is a heretic.
@KombatantChampion
@KombatantChampion 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, in fact. He is. Heresy at it’s strongest.
@a-man9859
@a-man9859 4 жыл бұрын
No the emperor worked with the eldar once, so I think he actually would approve of this man's actions. (pls correct me if I'm wrong)
@ironstarofmordian7098
@ironstarofmordian7098 4 жыл бұрын
@@a-man9859 Given Imperial policy on xenos even back then, doubt.
@praevasc4299
@praevasc4299 4 жыл бұрын
They do sometimes team up with their enemies against greater threats, so...
@maverick5640
@maverick5640 4 жыл бұрын
@Mouro Khar Dont be an asshole, there are a fuckton of 40k novels and the emperor liking eldar is at least widely believed. I'm not saying they're right or wrong but at least be polite.
@salvadorfigueroa-martinez7963
@salvadorfigueroa-martinez7963 Жыл бұрын
Still one of the best Warhammer videos out there after 6 years
@timw.5030
@timw.5030 3 жыл бұрын
That was pretty wicked, thanks!
@sk1r4
@sk1r4 4 жыл бұрын
Eldar: *Takes the helmet off* Assassin: Oh no she's hot!
@arminascepas8301
@arminascepas8301 3 жыл бұрын
*Double taps*
@wolfy5103
@wolfy5103 3 жыл бұрын
Pictured her doing a shampoo commercial style hair shake thanks to you now. x'D
@mrz80
@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfy5103 Step on a Necron and he'll tell two friends. Then they'll tell two friends. And so on, and so on, and so on...
@gamma122gaming2
@gamma122gaming2 7 жыл бұрын
Damn fine work, gentlemen. Damn fine work. Now, if only you'd do something with the Salamanders... *wink wink nudge nudge*
@valeriusspero5913
@valeriusspero5913 7 жыл бұрын
No, i require to see some Black templars purging the entire planet while singing *PURGGINNG WITH MYYY KIIINNN...*
@gamma122gaming2
@gamma122gaming2 7 жыл бұрын
RoflcoptertrollingHD *EDGE INTENSIFIES*
@valeriusspero5913
@valeriusspero5913 7 жыл бұрын
*YEAH THE EDGE OF MY BLADE HERETIC*
@gamma122gaming2
@gamma122gaming2 7 жыл бұрын
... I must applaud you, sir, that was quite clever. Bravo. Now, I must be off. My brothers need me. *THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOON!*
@theeternalchronicler3072
@theeternalchronicler3072 7 жыл бұрын
Gamma 122 Gaming Salamanders need more love.
@electric_boogaloo2114
@electric_boogaloo2114 3 жыл бұрын
This is Awesome!
@NewStarConstellation
@NewStarConstellation 18 күн бұрын
Still excellent. Still waiting for a part 2. Thank you.
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