Blubbery Edging Pig with Jim Norton | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Blubbery Edging Pig with Jim Norton | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 116

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian ‪@JimNortonComedy‬ check out his live dates at Jimnorton.com 👀 Norton is a comedy LEGEND and hosts Jim and Sam on Sirius XM ! You know him from way back, to the Opie and Anthony days back to the times he was telling stories with Patrice live on air about hiding a crack smoking prostitute in his grandmother's basement. Who was pregnant by the way! 😅 We learn of what a huge Ozzy Osbourne fan Norton is to the point he bough him 18lbs worth of books for his birthday! The two talk about comedians being sober today and how they've replaced it with different vices -- Norton has replaced it with hookers in Las Vegas. But not anymore as his is in a committed relationship to where the two relate on what it is to have a girlfriend. Chris is off to Italy with his girlfriend but needed help with a physical gift, but Prada is giving us problems!!
The two weigh in on Spanish Actress Impregnates w Son Sperm and if that is incest? Also what do we think happened to the Taliban capturing British KZfaqr? It's ALL CHAOS! Listen, watch and share babes!! 🙆🏼‍♂️
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00:00 Chrissy Chaos
1:09 Welcome Jim Norton!
3:06 Evolving in Comedy!!
5:30 Dirty Text Cheating
7:40 Bud Light - Who cares!!
10:01 Numbers Don’t Need to Tell Norton
11:51 Ruined a Relationship on Radio
14:24 Pregnant Prostitute Living in the basement
15:40 Young Norton Pranks
18:51 Honey Babe!
20:15 Arcade and Crank
23:00 Sober Comedians
24:32 Blubbery Edging Pig
27:56 Biggest Ozzy Osbourne Fan
32:41 Biggest 1975 Fan
35:20 Hello Fresh!
37:30 Spanish Actress Impregnates w Son Sperm
40:16 Fuck Prada
41:28 Don’t Care about Easter
42:12 Taliban Captures British KZfaqr
44:10 Check Ticket Counts
49:10 Ebb and Flows of Comedy
52:00 Dating a Prostitute
56:01 Chrissy Sicily
57:45 Comedy Tours Traveling World
1:03:00 Anxiety Leaving NY
1:04:16 Love to Drive
1:05:40 Fake Ghost Story
1:06:37 Comedic Integrity !!
1:07:38 Jimnorton.com

Пікірлер: 325

@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын

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@mikeross3122 Жыл бұрын

After watching you on Gutfeld I know your a racist and this wanting to be a woman stuff is real. I doubt you'll be back on ever. Your not that funny

@chrisgray5685 Жыл бұрын

P Ppl ppllpp

@MrVacca Жыл бұрын

Do a second show in Albany please?!?

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Christories makes me genuinely happy

@dales855 Жыл бұрын

So happy Jim is making the podcast rounds

@AqueousMantra Жыл бұрын

"Stanley, let's throw some hot oil on him." has stuck with me for years. So funny that it stuck with Chris too

@DissentingDogLevi Жыл бұрын

That part where they smash melted ice cream in the shag car seats and get chocolate all over a old man's back 😆

@cmcampbell1000 Жыл бұрын

That fucking line just randomly pops in my head from time to time and has for ever. Glad to know Im not the only weird obsessed loser!

@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын

Those áre prison shenanigans.

@Loe_Jist Жыл бұрын

"Hey whore, have some mustard!" will come up in my brain sometimes and I'll giggle

@M_C__studio 4 ай бұрын

And Patrice’s reaction was absolutely perfect during that segment. “NORTON WAS A FUCKIN’ MENACE!!”

@Quickkill6658 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is always a great guest

@RG-tm7uq Жыл бұрын

Ehh

@vincent2053 Жыл бұрын

@@RG-tm7uq Good point

@mikeyt2404 Жыл бұрын

Wow I can’t tell you how violently uncomfortable someone calling Jim Norton Jimmy just made me

@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын

@@mikeyt2404 but this Is jacket Jimmy!

@bigmoose99 Жыл бұрын

Doug Bell is better

@buttsauce514 Жыл бұрын

Stanley go back and throw hot oil on him is one of my favorite O&A stories of all time.

@ibeberger Жыл бұрын

Immediately did the "Hey Staaanley" voice in my living room to nobody as soon as it got mentioned 🤣

@PowuhToSeven Жыл бұрын

I died laughing at that one and where they're making fun of Neil Patrick Harris.

@James-xj4ho Жыл бұрын

One of the best O&A clips ever. Jim Norton Childhood stories. Patrice O'Neal dying about how much of a dirt bag he was

@tannercellardoor Жыл бұрын

A couple years ago on Jim and Sam they had the original "Stanley" in studio and I imagined him to be a maniac, but he seemed to be very chill older man who didn't exactly seem too excited to talk about his past

@Blackhawks19_xx Жыл бұрын

“Hey whore have some mustard.”

@vincentmorrelli3025 Жыл бұрын

Not only is Jim hilarious but he also knows to laugh at jokes about himself.. dudes the ideal comic and it's why he will always be great

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Thanks for being a Fan buddy

@RowenJ420 Жыл бұрын

Jim is hilarious

@mikestory2891 Жыл бұрын

I am soooo glad Jimmy is doing podcasts. Norton has made me laugh more in my lifetime than any other person. From O&A to Jim and Sam and just Jim Norton comedy. "The Best"

@lonnielynn9566 Жыл бұрын

Facts, he might not be the best stand up ever but he's the funniest overall person ever. The birds stealing the oil is one if his funniest moments

@Loe_Jist Жыл бұрын

@@lonnielynn9566 THOSE BIRDS ARE THIEVES! ALL OF THEM! Jim Norton and Nick Mullen have made me laugh harder and more consistently than any other comedians

@mikestory2891 Жыл бұрын

@@lonnielynn9566 Agreed 100% Lonnie. That is exactly what i have said for years. He might not be the best standup, but pure funny, no one is quicker and funnier then Jimmy!

@ThisGuy_Again Жыл бұрын

@@lonnielynn9566 agreed when it comes to specials but I’ve seen a lot of these guys live and I have to say no crowd was louder and hunched over laughing like when I saw Jim at the laugh factory

@lonnielynn9566 Жыл бұрын

@this guy again his stand up is great to me but it never was as big as it should have been.

@macalistermullen Жыл бұрын

Amazing interview! Chris and homeless pimp are both asking real fan questions. Thanks everyone!

@adamzaki6232 Жыл бұрын

Been digging back into some old O&A lately. Jim is a legend

@wrathofricky Жыл бұрын

Great chemistry I could listen to Jim and Chris all the time

@dannybhoy2739 Жыл бұрын

You guy's have great chemistry podcast was awesome

@SudsiestGoblin1 Жыл бұрын

Jim saw the recent pics of Chris in a wig and booked a visit immediately.

@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Ottophil Жыл бұрын

He has TT jerry on speed dial as “s&M fantasy girl”

@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын

@@Ottophil omg 👏 😂

@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын

I wonder how disappointed he was when he showed up and Chrissy wasn't in the wig.

@robertberkel-hoffman2948 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love the Pimpy voiceover in ads when Chrissy fumbles

@BILLYJ33 Жыл бұрын

Jim Norton laugh compilations are my go to videos for a good laugh when I NEED a good laugh

@ballzzd33p29 Жыл бұрын

Jim norton is an absolute treat. What a delightful young boy.

@dmoney668 Жыл бұрын

Haaa

@613and802 Жыл бұрын

AHBD

@MrsParksIsInTheHouse Жыл бұрын

OMG - The GREAT Jim Norton! Two openly gay, proud men... I LO❤️E it!! Epic guest! ❤❤

@eggbertreviews1477 Жыл бұрын

You can always tell when chris is into a guest. He gave Jimmy respect and jimmy was real. Not over the top. 10/10 episode guys.

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Another SCATHING review LOOK OUT FELLAS Eggbert IS WATCHING

@Shoba14 Жыл бұрын

We need regular joe Jim Norton

@bigmoose99 Жыл бұрын

He grabs his lunch pail and goes to work just like the rest of us.

@poyoloko1961 Жыл бұрын

The peeled turtle!

@Loe_Jist Жыл бұрын

Jim Norton looks a lot like my Uncle Paul. When I was a kid, Paul would clumsily spill paint or soda on my clothes whenever I visited him. But he was always so kind to wash them. I was smaller than him so he didn't have anything for me to wear while he did laundry. We'd pass the time in between with tickle fights. Such a nice man.

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Dylan

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

It's Pauly......

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

TEXT BACK 😢

@sanyajain1393 Жыл бұрын

I just love jim norton.. loved the conversation so absurd and funny😂

@malikshabazz2065 Жыл бұрын

Nice hair Chris! Thanks so much for coming to Ithaca!!! Great show, you and Mike killed it!

@richardandrade9418 Жыл бұрын

Pimps just adds to crissys anxiety lol

@Kevin12321 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy keto lookin like a damn stud these days. That fasting window is doing work babes

@Blackhawks19_xx Жыл бұрын

We need to get jimmy and titi jerry together.

@hiphophistorycanada 8 ай бұрын

I met this guy twice in Montreal and he is the most down to earth Celebrity Comedian i have ever met.

@pt190 Жыл бұрын

Great editing behind Chris Homless pimp that was a funny touch. I’m going to see Jimmy in Bethlehem next month I’m thrilled

@naytbeckwith1540 Жыл бұрын

He started comedy the day I was born 😂

@luisc2975 Жыл бұрын

There has never been a time I hear Jim Norton talk and I don’t laugh hysterically!! 🤣🤣 one in my ass one in my mouth💀

@Bittamin Жыл бұрын

One in the pink and two in the stink babe

@whenwasthat Жыл бұрын

@@Bittamin 🙄

@christianvoorhees69 Жыл бұрын

It's, borderline, insanity how different Norton & myself are yet year after year, he shocks me by how much I agree with him. Shoutout Chrissy Calaphate

@5chris520 Жыл бұрын

I love Norton checkin V's ass out. When she turns aways after giving them coffee. Lol 😂😂😂

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Scumbags never die.

@joshuavanhee4844 Жыл бұрын

4:26 had me dying! Pimp's running wild with them stock backgrounds hahahaha

@65thhitman86 Жыл бұрын

Goddam Jim is the definition of a Legend.. he's legit the only person who can talk about politics like a rational person and shit on both liberals and conservatives

@trealexander4808 Жыл бұрын

Watched his special last night! LOVE IT!

@3Tacos1coke Жыл бұрын

Love you for everything you are Chris. Another great episode.

@dannybhoy2739 Жыл бұрын

Uncle Paul Chip Regular joe Jim is always so funny ❤

@MattRamn Жыл бұрын

Ted Sheckler

@queenbeeshana Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh...little Jimmy Norton. First stand-up I ever saw live was Jimmy Norton, Bill Burr and a couple other comedians traveling with Dave Atell. Love Jimmy! Great episode Chrissy!

@monkeydotbizness Жыл бұрын

Jim Norton is easily one of the funniest people of all time 🙏

@maloojisloves6586 Жыл бұрын

Um, OK literally everyone who talks shit about Chrissy’s look is so obviously JEALOUS. Chrissy, you look GREAT - very put together and stylish! A large majority of men cannot pull that kind of style off. I’m glad Jim addressed this in the beginning. Great guest by the way. I love it when the conversation keeps flowing. This was fun to watch & listen to. ❤M

@iAmRob0 Жыл бұрын

“She rung out one of his sheets…. Ohh now.” Love ya Jim!

@gabe1ist Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Norton, the benjamin button of comedy. Him and Bobby lookin better by the day.

@johng.4711 Жыл бұрын

Why don’t you marry him then tsssss

@JB-kg1zv Жыл бұрын

bobby is disgusting what the hell are you talking about. I'll be glad when hes gone.

@Charlie-M Жыл бұрын

Hey Stanley throw some motor oil on that guy 😂

@anthonyjaneiro644 Жыл бұрын

Just keep making content Chrissy ,funny as hell

@emjay2d Жыл бұрын

didnt expect this at all.. i love jim :D

@drewS456 10 ай бұрын

"My family would come to my shows and there'd be 8 people there, they were 6 of them" 💀

@anthonyvitali2832 Жыл бұрын

Great episode of Bobby Kelly! Looking great!

@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA Жыл бұрын

the gold looks so good on you Chrissy! Hell yeh! the glow up

@markhayhurst1496 Жыл бұрын

lol lol lol lol . . . can't stop laughing

@thehaleybird Жыл бұрын

I love Chirs's look! His glasses remind me of my guido grandfather from Brooklyn. I hope Chrissy Old School lives forever!

@BossHawgDawg Жыл бұрын

Love the ep

@tonicassis619 Жыл бұрын

Experiences are better than materialistic gifts

@shaiapouf442 Жыл бұрын

Been listening to lil yimmy since i was 15 at 27 i know alot about the guy. Messing with lady di was to funny.

@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын

Free Roaming Testosterone is what Norton’s dates leave on his chin

@aliciainbloom Жыл бұрын

33:14 LMFAO! I really thought the dude from 1975 didn’t like our Chrissy. Omg can never tell when this guy is making up a story 😂

@monsieurdildo Жыл бұрын

He held it for sooo long too, such commitment ! such wow ! 😂😂

@aliciainbloom Жыл бұрын

@@monsieurdildo 🤣🤣🤣

@josueramirez1372 Жыл бұрын

What can you be afraid? Man I remember 2 years in a row here recently I took a trip to Alaska to meet my best friend from all the way from Florida easy peasy. Had a blast.

@diegomanon1657 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious podcast 😂😂😂

@bobross5079 Жыл бұрын

Dude ,.. the diver and fish green screen foolery ,. i'm not high ,..but I had to ask myself if I was ?! brilliant

@slim710. Жыл бұрын

I love how Chris answers a simple yes or no question with 10 sentences that don’t even give an answer whatsoever

@lithium23 Жыл бұрын

9:00 Jim: "I DONT CARE IF THEY ENDORSE HITLER ILL STILL BUY" while he literally boycotts Chick-Fil-A to this day.

@macalistermullen Жыл бұрын

Love lil jimmy norton!

@ZiggaRats Жыл бұрын

no one can deliver a, "you stink", like Norton

@nickhachi Жыл бұрын

Colin Quinn does it the best imo lol

@faiiiryriiing Жыл бұрын

Keith Robinson is also great at this

@ZiggaRats Жыл бұрын

wow, some real comedy fans. Jim, Colin, and Keith are the three living masters of the 'you stink'. rip Patrice

@teresawright4748 Жыл бұрын

Love you Jimmy!!!!!!

@missalbania9260 Жыл бұрын

Love me some Yimmy Norton

@daxterrack Жыл бұрын

35:56 lol😂😂😂

@sca8217 9 ай бұрын

Lil Yimmy is turning into such an older gen'leman.

@philliphaywood6742 Жыл бұрын

Rick glassman and Chrissy chaos would be magical

@SlimTimmi Жыл бұрын

He been on bro

@ljgfb Жыл бұрын

Grew up on this guy. Love him

@mbwright82 Жыл бұрын

Jim Norton is the best.

@jeffcole75 Жыл бұрын

as an idiot kid we used to take shopping carts run full speed in the parking lot and just let them go and slam in to cars.... real anti social behavior looking back at it lol thank God no camera phones existed

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Congrats?

@RGEF1006 Жыл бұрын

If Brendan Sagalow went to prison he’d be Brendan Sag ‘em low.

@Loe_Jist Жыл бұрын

Sag-so-low's attempt at a rapping career is already douchy enough. The last thing he needs is any sort of street cred as an ex-con. He'd go all in on a rap career.

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

@@Loe_Jist your comment only makes me like his Rap more tbh

@mattyicemadebeats6320 Жыл бұрын

Wow 2 old legends have told you to go to Australia 😂Chrissy is the biggest legend he doesn’t need to listen to them!

@allpat Жыл бұрын

Generations of chaos here ❤

@Scottaaa Жыл бұрын

I support you in your transition

@jprz3837 Жыл бұрын

31:15 can’t ever take the Dawg outta earthworm Jim.

@robertzamudio1987 Жыл бұрын

Jim "10 sets of 10 pull ups" Norton

@ramonnunez9484 Жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! Jim

@oakabielb5406 Жыл бұрын

Little Yimmy!!

@mrgalactus7264 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is my favourite guest of any show.

@mattbrcs Жыл бұрын

The super maximum retro show needs to be available more places that’s the problem with viewership

@kanifalam7835 Жыл бұрын

Carlito Chrissy's gonna come see you in a different way

@deedra54 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Jim Norton! My tweet: After much consideration on this topic. I do find it laughable. Holding a beer company to some high moral standard when alcohol destroys so many lives across the country due to how many people can't figure out how to "drink responsibly" 🤷‍♀️

@oliverpuhp8287 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy! 🙌🏼

@criticalmass527 Жыл бұрын

Schinkel 'bout it😉

@faiiiryriiing Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is such a sweet boy

@Lost9am-5pm Жыл бұрын

Just got done with the pod loved it

@rdp430 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ArcKless710 Жыл бұрын

was secretly hoping from an appearance from the Chippah

@jackof1trade Жыл бұрын

Jim is the man. Your special was great dude. Stop by the bonfire soon.

@shiiswii4136 Жыл бұрын

jim norton is a god

@SurpriseMurder Жыл бұрын

You can take the "gahbage" out NY, but you can't take the NY out the "gahbage" -some Guido from joisey, probably

@powersv2 Жыл бұрын

3mins in and we get a Doug Bell Reference.

@SB-io7le Жыл бұрын

You better propose in Sicily

@posdj1363 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy is dressed like every Wayans brother

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Joke works just as well if you s take out the word "Wayans"

@tharealhox3566 Жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@methosb Жыл бұрын

Just had an international flight on Qantas. They had wifi.

@TheMeTreeHouse Жыл бұрын

Basic business class: Find a product that isn't readily available and produce that product, the packaging doesn't matter as long as the product is good.

@Nics-D-Ace Жыл бұрын

Aye yo ITS GOOOODDDD shove it up the donkey it DONT MATTAAAAA The PRODUCT is good Slap some pizza on there and blow a trouser loogy all over it IT DONT MATTAAAAA THE PRODUCT SO GOOD YOU COULD PACKAGE IT ANYWAY YOU WANT