Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

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A full package of ingame and lobby jokes from Smii7y's Warzone videos. Clips go in a special order. Chapters' timestamps may help you navigate the video. Or you can watch the whole thing with some snacks :)
Please, enjoy :)
Smii7y's channels:
/ @smii7y
/ @smii7yplus
/ @smii7yminus
The boys:
‪@BlargMyShnoople‬
‪@Bigpuffer‬
‪@Grizzy‬
‪@ElasticDroid‬
‪@soup‬
‪@WiddasTy‬
‪@EliLikesRice‬
and others
🫖🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🫖
Warzone playlist:
• Warzone
3 videos that are not there:
• Warzone Moments but it...
• Warzone Moments that m...
• Warzone Moments that r...
Themes' chapters:
00:00 - Froggy frucket
07:37 - Hamburgers
12:21 - Cows?
13:14 - Pax
15:38 - AN ANT!
17:12 - some stories with a$ses
18:37 - Ingame Wild Jokes
32:36 - ASMR Lobby
36:46 - Tasty Lobby
38:53 - Just Lobby Jokes
01:03:58 - 🎹 Outro:
Boyz On The TRAQ ft. Ramsteez, Shotgun Willy
/ boyz-on-the-traq-ft-ra...
@traqula:
@ramsteez175
@ShotgunWilly
🧊🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🧊
My twitter: / bluebirryn - actually there's nothing special
#smii7y #warzone

Пікірлер: 272

@BloodyMobile Жыл бұрын

"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

@ThatSkyKyle 10 ай бұрын

Looool

@Error-2156-X 7 ай бұрын

I agree

@bru9383 6 ай бұрын

Don't threaten me with a good- huh

@mikkelnpetersen 2 ай бұрын

11 billion crabs

@sandman5891 Жыл бұрын

I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

@scarlettexenon 8 ай бұрын

14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt

@SemiEclectic 2 ай бұрын

Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.

@Facethatsad Ай бұрын

@@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

@zboy1152 9 ай бұрын

21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

@bluebirryn 9 ай бұрын

I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

@turboismad9376 4 ай бұрын

*MY NAME RUPERT.*

@santinopucheta1111 8 ай бұрын

19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

@n3rd_chris520 Жыл бұрын

29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

@TheWiseDoge 2 ай бұрын

This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

@halyoalex8942 Жыл бұрын

“The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂

@Anigaming-dz5gh Жыл бұрын

Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

@notsmii7y Жыл бұрын

The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

@disneydan1504 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god I never noticed that

@demonknight0412 7 ай бұрын

Thats his whole channel 😂

@monroerobbins7551 11 ай бұрын

13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

@DrewSavo 9 ай бұрын

23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

@aerinina 2 ай бұрын

honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

@chaosmiles07 Жыл бұрын

Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

@branpul0604 Жыл бұрын

42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

*frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

@smoove_ Жыл бұрын

there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

@mr_inzaine 2 ай бұрын

I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

@Cjvoltage232 11 ай бұрын

44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

@bluebirryn 11 ай бұрын

That's one of my favorite moments :)

@DrewSavo 9 ай бұрын

I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

@lepone2317 Жыл бұрын

*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

@ShadowSniper743 3 ай бұрын

24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

@bluebirryn 3 ай бұрын

Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

@marceloumana3463 Жыл бұрын

Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

@thedandy6765 Жыл бұрын

smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

@Phoenix-kn8uk 9 ай бұрын

41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

@ShadowlightXX03 8 ай бұрын

36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

@smoove_ Жыл бұрын

31:19 transforms into a lawnmower

@Nikke__ Жыл бұрын

youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

@bigfootadmirer8627 8 ай бұрын

20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

@bigfootadmirer8627 7 ай бұрын

Do i really need to say more?

@ThePandemonium Жыл бұрын

10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

@thantos2530 Жыл бұрын

49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

@toddbattlehammer9012 Жыл бұрын

Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@elusivegamergirl Жыл бұрын

"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

@eherogaia8545 Жыл бұрын

11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

@luminous1968 Жыл бұрын

35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Fart jokes never disappoint

@leodavis4242 Жыл бұрын

8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao

@l_Demo Жыл бұрын

12:21 should had said holy cow

@halyoalex8942 2 ай бұрын

God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

@InkyWinkDink 4 ай бұрын

"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭

@randomguy3080 11 ай бұрын

Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

@ThatOneInkIing 8 ай бұрын

21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

@bluebirryn 8 ай бұрын

Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

@Elmo_gtagvr55 Жыл бұрын

45:20 head trauma lol

@turboismad9376 4 ай бұрын

*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

@HolyFuckItsAMEME 7 ай бұрын

6:07 holy shit I almost spat out my drink all over my monitor

@thomasharrington1477 Жыл бұрын

54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Me curious too

@jordanu1220 Жыл бұрын

Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

You're welcome

@limesampkins-oy1xo 8 ай бұрын

Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys

@barbdyck642 6 ай бұрын

50 shades of frog 🐸

@CalmestRaccoon Жыл бұрын

The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

@brendent.934 Жыл бұрын

Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

@AmaraTheTransFemboy 4 ай бұрын

Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

@emerald0052 Жыл бұрын

11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Okay... ;)

@santinopucheta1111 7 ай бұрын

21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

@velris2745 9 ай бұрын

At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

@davecrupel2817 Жыл бұрын

"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45

@Judge_Of_Fate Жыл бұрын

Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

@SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119 5 ай бұрын

This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

@Cutebear376 Жыл бұрын

34:47 ya welcome

@tatertots2682 Жыл бұрын

Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

@Cutebear376 Жыл бұрын

@@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

@SchröderGV Жыл бұрын

@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

@jamie6384 Жыл бұрын

We need a soundboard video

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Oh, okay 👍

@Error-2156-X Жыл бұрын

11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

@bru9383 Жыл бұрын

The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar

@brziperiod Жыл бұрын

Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

@devilwhonos 11 ай бұрын

30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

@Goldstandard_1 11 ай бұрын

21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

@bluebirryn 11 ай бұрын

"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

@sharkpique Жыл бұрын

"im rimming you next time i see you"

@westminsterabbey.6916 2 ай бұрын

25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

@Jackarooooo 6 ай бұрын

I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

@bluebirryn 6 ай бұрын

🤣

@Anobluu Жыл бұрын

I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

@disneydan1504 7 ай бұрын

20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times

@ChivalrousThief_Zelnir Жыл бұрын

"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

@Goldstandard_1 11 ай бұрын

Blarg: I got a bucket Me: Dear God

@matthewwiegand4833 11 ай бұрын

Blarg: There's more.

@actuallyIDontExist 10 ай бұрын

@@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO

@galvatron5778 Жыл бұрын

The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

@histarke 7 ай бұрын

1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G- Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

@Shadow0fd3ath24 Жыл бұрын

30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

@davecrupel2817 Жыл бұрын

Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

@wandered_rogue22 11 ай бұрын

@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

@DrewSavo 11 ай бұрын

It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

@mitsuyoshitada2688 Жыл бұрын

RUPERT!

@Obi1Classic Жыл бұрын

36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

@Korey1121 17 күн бұрын

I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

@dutch_and_dimes Жыл бұрын

I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

@little_wolffy3173 6 ай бұрын

"I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"

@micailouros Жыл бұрын

Frog Moment.

@mega-swampy1311 Жыл бұрын

frog moment

@miguelangelo2871 2 ай бұрын

This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

@Kelsousername Ай бұрын

"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

@NoahTurbo_ Жыл бұрын

Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

@SmugRock96 11 ай бұрын

35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself. In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit

@eins2001 6 ай бұрын

60? Really old? TF?

@RayZrAnims 19 күн бұрын

8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

@matthewboyer7401 2 ай бұрын

"Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?" "So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"

@JuniperofTheWolves Жыл бұрын

This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please

@fieryhephestus Жыл бұрын

I wish they showed a pic of soup's pool o frog

@bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@LuthienTenor Жыл бұрын

Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Danidoesnails 12 сағат бұрын

43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

@WheelsOzzy Жыл бұрын

Frog Brownie, a frownie

@yashbali1300 8 ай бұрын

11:35 is my favorite clip yet

@dogoman410 Жыл бұрын

I love this video so much, I laughed multiple times... Keep up the good content!

@WerewolfCowboy 6 ай бұрын

13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's