Code MENT - Episode 9

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PurpleEyesWTF

PurpleEyesWTF

13 жыл бұрын

Learning is overrated.
Store: shop.spreadshirt.com/purpleey...
Songs (In order of appearance):
- Elevator Music - Conker Bad Fur Day OST
- Unstoppable - By: E. S. Posthumus
- Department Store - By: Weird Al
- Touch You Right Now - By: Basic Element
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@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 жыл бұрын
I don't see why Lelouch hates the Student Council so much. He's always the smartest person in the room when they're around.
@user-gv9kv6pp3s
@user-gv9kv6pp3s 3 жыл бұрын
One of your unsuccessful comment...I win
@Rhodecane
@Rhodecane 3 жыл бұрын
damn.. before the prime times..
@asshat8892
@asshat8892 3 жыл бұрын
The helmet makes him stupid
@ruileite4579
@ruileite4579 3 жыл бұрын
wait wt, how come this has so little likes and replies
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 3 жыл бұрын
Because dumb people are irritating.
@Blizzic
@Blizzic 8 жыл бұрын
"Even with Suzaku on their team, the Brittanians somehow won." Suzaku= Caboose
@ConnorSwatzyna
@ConnorSwatzyna 8 жыл бұрын
+Blizzic Yes! Just, Yes! Give this man some elbow grease (The Flag)!
@ConnorSwatzyna
@ConnorSwatzyna 8 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jamescrowe8069
@jamescrowe8069 8 жыл бұрын
yes
@beccataylor1245
@beccataylor1245 8 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@OtakuNoShitpost
@OtakuNoShitpost 8 жыл бұрын
wait, did he just say "britanians"? as in the word he and Kallen couldn't figure out?
@marcrizkalla9936
@marcrizkalla9936 9 жыл бұрын
3:07-"The day I snap, you're the first to go." My favorite line in this whole abridgement
@lancelotx1279
@lancelotx1279 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao is this a and avenger reference
@shdhfbf412
@shdhfbf412 4 жыл бұрын
@@lancelotx1279 i thought so too but this video came out 4yrs ago and the OP wouldn't make references to a 3 decade old comic.
@livetochange974
@livetochange974 4 жыл бұрын
@@shdhfbf412 this came out 9 years ago though...
@shdhfbf412
@shdhfbf412 4 жыл бұрын
@@livetochange974 yeah my bad i didn't check the video date i instead saw the comment's date.
@hajarjaber8043
@hajarjaber8043 3 ай бұрын
My fav too
@joehartman5543
@joehartman5543 8 жыл бұрын
Suzaku: I can live my entire life off a diet of crayons and lighter fluid Me: That explains so much Suzaku.
@ansatsuhunter6092
@ansatsuhunter6092 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Hartman I laughed so hard at that because it reminded me of one of my friends
@shereehardin5783
@shereehardin5783 6 жыл бұрын
PurpleEyesWTF missed a joke on that with the witch. Was thinking about this earlier today lol love this comment. "That explains so much...lighter fluid? How'd he survive?"
@cadmium4885
@cadmium4885 4 жыл бұрын
Suzaku confirmed lower enlisted
@Iron8127
@Iron8127 4 жыл бұрын
Disgusting.
@Zak-tk8wv
@Zak-tk8wv Жыл бұрын
Lol
@goddesspastel6137
@goddesspastel6137 7 жыл бұрын
*Suzaku dressed as a cat* _"I'm an astronaut!"_ ....How did you make it to the age you are now?
@Iron8127
@Iron8127 4 жыл бұрын
Pure luck.
@night4345
@night4345 4 жыл бұрын
By consuming crayons and lighter fluid obviously.
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 4 жыл бұрын
I think he migh be unkillable.
@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874
@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874 4 жыл бұрын
Because he can learn
@beccataylor1245
@beccataylor1245 3 жыл бұрын
No amount of skill can protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass!
@masi1167
@masi1167 9 жыл бұрын
Even with suzaku in their team THE BRITANNIANS SOMEHOW WON!!
@briggsficarra102
@briggsficarra102 9 жыл бұрын
in the actual show, suzaku is incredibly bad ass
@masi1167
@masi1167 9 жыл бұрын
I've seen the show and I love it. Only makes the jokes funnier!
@KyuubiGoku1
@KyuubiGoku1 9 жыл бұрын
masi1167 Yeah, well...the Dark Knights had Kallen. A fair trade.
@Attam0604
@Attam0604 9 жыл бұрын
KyuubiGoku1 Clearly the words of a dangerous man
@Diagonalstuff
@Diagonalstuff 6 жыл бұрын
masi1167 Suzaku thought it was his destiny to save Japan from Britannia but he signed up for the wrong side
@strangething7379
@strangething7379 8 жыл бұрын
"Alderaan" *File Not Found* FUCKING SAVAGE!!!
@wulfylol8366
@wulfylol8366 8 жыл бұрын
Lol yep.
@DellStarX
@DellStarX 9 жыл бұрын
"All your drugs are belong to us." Jokes like this always catch me off guard.
@ConnorSwatzyna
@ConnorSwatzyna 9 жыл бұрын
DID THEY SAY AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS?
@mikhailborgachov7512
@mikhailborgachov7512 9 жыл бұрын
Ben Merkley for the love of god YOU OWN A LINUX
@legopi1
@legopi1 8 жыл бұрын
+Connor “Scatman24” Swatzyna yes
@beccataylor1245
@beccataylor1245 8 жыл бұрын
I know that's why i love this series
@wufflecookies6263
@wufflecookies6263 8 жыл бұрын
+Beneko '11 DONT U DARE
@ATOXICJUJUBE
@ATOXICJUJUBE 8 жыл бұрын
"You see Japan used to be a great independent nation led by a great man." Picture of Abraham Lincoln with a mini-gun arm (I approve of this)
@mr.fanfedgiveaway7016
@mr.fanfedgiveaway7016 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh, that's were the meme used in fire emblem came from.
@jordangarcia3635
@jordangarcia3635 4 жыл бұрын
#MiniGunAbeForPresident
@barrysmith6595
@barrysmith6595 4 жыл бұрын
Like he said led by a great man
@RainbowEssence-c3w
@RainbowEssence-c3w 10 ай бұрын
Technically it's a gatling gun, I think. 😂
@courage4717
@courage4717 10 жыл бұрын
Cornelia: This One character seems to be our most dangerous threat. Lelouch: HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! Cornelia: Euphy, you're the only one who's been close enough to him without getting killed. Did he say anything important that might help us understand his motives? Lelouch: Oh, my god; I FORGOT TO PUT AIRHOLES IN THIS HELMET! Euphemia: No.
@jonathankent1517
@jonathankent1517 9 жыл бұрын
"When a woman and another woman love each other very much" Go oooonn.
@Attam0604
@Attam0604 9 жыл бұрын
Jonthan Kent They gang bang a table
@jamesfoster1999
@jamesfoster1999 9 жыл бұрын
Jonthan Kent And this is how scissors were created
@BBHSN98
@BBHSN98 7 жыл бұрын
And that's why I'm not legally allowed to use scissors anymore.
@wenbluepirate3954
@wenbluepirate3954 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfoster1999 and after the day a baby magically appears on the kitchen.
@Iron8127
@Iron8127 4 жыл бұрын
(You hear Barret from FFVIIMA SAY DO NOT GO ON)
@simonlong3368
@simonlong3368 8 жыл бұрын
When you break something here's what you need to say: "IT ATTACKED ME!"
@CNWhatImSaiyan
@CNWhatImSaiyan 8 жыл бұрын
"But I FUCKED it up good!"
@simonlong3368
@simonlong3368 8 жыл бұрын
That can work as well.
@jordanjone6272
@jordanjone6272 5 жыл бұрын
@@CNWhatImSaiyan Honeybutter, that's no way to treat a guest, now show that bitch to kallen's room
@jordangarcia3635
@jordangarcia3635 5 жыл бұрын
*Breaks leg* Me: IT ATTACKED ME!!!!
@jmason5104
@jmason5104 4 жыл бұрын
@@simonlong3368 ?? ..
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 9 жыл бұрын
"Honeybutter that no way to treat a guest, now show that bitch to Kallen's room. " XD lol priceless
@hellspoon5485
@hellspoon5485 7 жыл бұрын
Lelouch: "You see Japan use to be a great independent nation led by a great man." (Shows picture of Abe Lincoln with a machine gun hand) Lelouch: "There was only one flaw, his son." Suzaku: "I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid." Lelouch: "After one tragic slip and slide incident, I decided that we should return home."
@SpoopySquid
@SpoopySquid 8 жыл бұрын
Colin: One is a great role-model One: We need to score some drugs!
@Skertelles
@Skertelles 8 жыл бұрын
Very Great role model
@wesawnothinghere7727
@wesawnothinghere7727 7 жыл бұрын
Emperor Scorpius Moon - BeyTM Colin* ☻
@TheEnderLeader1
@TheEnderLeader1 4 жыл бұрын
Colin? tf?
@jackgebhardt2932
@jackgebhardt2932 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheEnderLeader1 mispronunciations are funny.
@ryuk5706
@ryuk5706 3 жыл бұрын
All your drugs are belong to us
@chibinoodles6104
@chibinoodles6104 9 жыл бұрын
Lelouch: NUNNALY WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY Nunnaly: Every day I pray I was adopted
@fineanddandee
@fineanddandee 8 жыл бұрын
"Yay, yay! I love the park!" "Stop ignorant child! How many times have I told you that frolicking is forbidden! Looks like somebody's face has to be reacquainted with Daddy's Nine-iron when we get home!"
@jordangarcia3635
@jordangarcia3635 6 жыл бұрын
CritanTheCommenter what great parenting... Right?
@SuperZ04
@SuperZ04 5 жыл бұрын
It was at that moment I learned a valuable lesson about female hormones
@ZbJeeBies
@ZbJeeBies 8 жыл бұрын
'What the hell am I doing? I can't read...'
@shreysureen2663
@shreysureen2663 7 жыл бұрын
Quick man, say something clever!
@seriouspepe5301
@seriouspepe5301 7 жыл бұрын
F.A. B. Oh im reading the entirety of the Star Wars episode I script Talk about the opposite of clever
@Iron8127
@Iron8127 4 жыл бұрын
(Inser asdf joke here)
@zenxmizuki
@zenxmizuki 9 жыл бұрын
code geass is 9.1/10 code ment is 69/10
@theboomandbang1
@theboomandbang1 8 жыл бұрын
Lelouch in anime: 9/10. Abridged Lelouch: (pure purpleeyeswtf level)
@thegigmasterjr6643
@thegigmasterjr6643 8 жыл бұрын
+I love Anal Nah code geass is way better.
@BioHzrd0010
@BioHzrd0010 8 жыл бұрын
+I love Anal Your username makes my brain hurt. Anyway, Code Geass: Never seen it. Code Ment: I AM FILLED WITH DETERMINATION! Oops, wrong thing. But I am covered in urine. If you've watched all of these, you know why.
@svinjamaria
@svinjamaria 8 жыл бұрын
+I love Anal 666/10
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 8 жыл бұрын
6^9/fart
@Gillyexp
@Gillyexp 9 жыл бұрын
0:08 I love how Australia is circled out with "NO" written next to it.
@7758awesomeness
@7758awesomeness 2 жыл бұрын
And as an Australian I completely understand why
@mrlaz9011
@mrlaz9011 Жыл бұрын
the emus, man.
@hasanaknox2726
@hasanaknox2726 2 ай бұрын
​@@mrlaz9011 thats nothing, look at the insects
@simonlong3368
@simonlong3368 10 жыл бұрын
HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! *A few seconds later* OH MY GOD! I FORGOT TO PUT AIR HOLES IN THIS HELMET!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 9 жыл бұрын
My God! What have we done?! Oghi! Apologise to this nice man then steal as much of his stuff as you can!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 9 жыл бұрын
Ben Merkley OH DON'T YOU START THAT SHIT AGAIN!
@murderking5475
@murderking5475 8 жыл бұрын
+Tahkaullus01 YING!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 8 жыл бұрын
Murderking 345 Stop it!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 8 жыл бұрын
Listen!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 8 жыл бұрын
Not going to play this game with you.
@samtracton6452
@samtracton6452 2 жыл бұрын
"Of course there was that ONE half-brother..." I love that this foreshadows Schneizel (probably). Really shows that PurpleEyes had a method behind the wonderful madness (probably) and makes the series even more hilariously amazing (definitely).
@mrsejd3446
@mrsejd3446 Жыл бұрын
Or that one white-haird guy that i think was only in a game.
@wolffeman9758
@wolffeman9758 7 ай бұрын
​@@mrsejd3446I'm not sure if he is Canon in the show.
@ThatguyP912
@ThatguyP912 8 жыл бұрын
"The day I snap, you're the first to go" Best threat in all of fiction
@ganon1028
@ganon1028 9 жыл бұрын
Code MENT: Explains stuff better than the actual show.
@DevourMistress
@DevourMistress 8 жыл бұрын
8:14 "Jesus H. Christmas Kallen! We just wanted to score some drugs, not kill the feds!!" Best quote ever.
@FM-ic1tg
@FM-ic1tg 4 жыл бұрын
I'm telling ya she's a *huge* letdown
@YuudaiGH
@YuudaiGH 4 жыл бұрын
God that had me rolling
@maxedoutvibes
@maxedoutvibes 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@KareninaKahler
@KareninaKahler 2 жыл бұрын
How did I get up here~?! had me screaming xD
@RedShirtGuy96
@RedShirtGuy96 8 жыл бұрын
HOW DID I GET UP HERE !!!!???
@feudaltrinity7831
@feudaltrinity7831 8 жыл бұрын
FOOL! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING?!
@Skertelles
@Skertelles 8 жыл бұрын
Magic !! !!!!!!
@DeadSparkMan
@DeadSparkMan 7 жыл бұрын
RedShirtGuy96 The episode in a nutshell
@jordangarcia3635
@jordangarcia3635 5 жыл бұрын
The better question is... How did I get down here?...
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 Жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better. Why is he up there?
@DisastrousDallas
@DisastrousDallas 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god i forget to put air holes in this helmet i dunno why but i havent laughed this much in so long
@peridoodle2644
@peridoodle2644 9 жыл бұрын
THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING!
@Zilch616
@Zilch616 8 жыл бұрын
"That stepladder attacked me, but I f*cked it up good!" That line...
@VimyGlide
@VimyGlide 9 жыл бұрын
"Collin, where do babies come from?" "When a woman and another woman love each other very much they-" "Okayneverminditallmakessense." welp
@doctorsnakeeater1997
@doctorsnakeeater1997 9 жыл бұрын
Lol, "HOW DID I GET UP HERE!?", priceless!
@TheThad213
@TheThad213 9 жыл бұрын
He is simply voicing what we all were thinking while watching the original series.
@skrullzee4920
@skrullzee4920 9 жыл бұрын
Kallen: Zero is a great role-model. Zero: We need to score some drugs.
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 9 жыл бұрын
It's all a giant TEAM DEATHMATCH...
@Charlie-sm2cg
@Charlie-sm2cg 7 жыл бұрын
TheTrueChuster arghh
@yulbrynner8293
@yulbrynner8293 4 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOO
@Pretzelman718
@Pretzelman718 9 жыл бұрын
"Don't! They'll kill you like a small dog! Instead, let your anger be as though a monkey on a treadmill: confused and tripping around." Still my favorite line. xD
@ryushinku6877
@ryushinku6877 8 жыл бұрын
JESUS H. CHRISTMAS KALLEN!!!!!!WE JUST WANTED TO SCORE SOME DRUGS, NOT KILL THE FEDS!!!!!!!!! THATS the best quote
@jaxusr235
@jaxusr235 5 жыл бұрын
“It was at that moment I learned a valuable lesson, about female hormones.”
@Zak-tk8wv
@Zak-tk8wv Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Shinjikeaza
@Shinjikeaza 9 жыл бұрын
What is there to steal from a department store
@adamgr9454
@adamgr9454 9 жыл бұрын
FOOL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING!!!!!
@Thundahgolem
@Thundahgolem 9 жыл бұрын
Adam GR They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
@JohnSmith-rg1hc
@JohnSmith-rg1hc 9 жыл бұрын
BUT...BUT....HARDWARE STORE...
@Attam0604
@Attam0604 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'M A TIGER
@adamgr9454
@adamgr9454 9 жыл бұрын
I'm an astronaut... XD
@somegingerguy4242
@somegingerguy4242 10 жыл бұрын
"All ur drugs r belong to us!"
@Photimus
@Photimus 9 жыл бұрын
"There was that one half brother..." I wonder who that is? cough cough roll cough cough
@SuperUnhappyman
@SuperUnhappyman 9 жыл бұрын
X it was cyber Lincon leader of J-Pan
@theanchorshat585
@theanchorshat585 9 жыл бұрын
Lady LovelyBug Schneizel. I always thought Lelouch was talking about Clovis.
@captaincarl1893
@captaincarl1893 8 жыл бұрын
hey I tried to kill them but dad and mom 24 said that is bad so my half bro said fuck you
@brezzendorf
@brezzendorf 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, so akito is nobody?
@exzyyd392
@exzyyd392 4 жыл бұрын
@@brezzendorf We don't talk about Akito
@Laura-ny5zz
@Laura-ny5zz 7 жыл бұрын
"Hell no, I'm a real man! PCP all the way" I foxing love Jeremiah.
@changvasejarik62
@changvasejarik62 2 жыл бұрын
That’s DR. Jeremiah: PhD in asskicking. And the protagonist of inception we should have had.
@monteemann7325
@monteemann7325 8 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is a plot
@tootsie_
@tootsie_ 8 жыл бұрын
NO PLOT HOLES WHATSOEVER but NONE WHATSOEVER!
@chickensangwich97
@chickensangwich97 8 жыл бұрын
Code Geass has a complex and intricate plot, with a rich backstory and subtle connections between almost every major player which almost all come back to be significant at some point. So rather than try to explain all of that while still being funny, Purpleeyes just said "Eh fuck it" and did his own thing. And it is glorious.
@Fuckjaredmilton
@Fuckjaredmilton 8 жыл бұрын
this show is like one of the most intricate and artful anime ever produced and purpleeyes has given it even further glory
@monteemann7325
@monteemann7325 8 жыл бұрын
big words ahhh
@blazegunshark
@blazegunshark 7 жыл бұрын
Something that happens to other people.
@jaredsardella2170
@jaredsardella2170 8 жыл бұрын
Kallen: "When a woman and another woman love each other very much-" Milly: "Okay, never mind. It all makes sense." Favorite part, hands down.
@Jonnnylunch
@Jonnnylunch 9 жыл бұрын
"What's going on?" "We're dressing up like cats!!!!" "Awkward silence"
@kingstorm8939
@kingstorm8939 9 жыл бұрын
***** there is no f**cking point there's never any f**cking point
@SacridFire
@SacridFire 8 жыл бұрын
+black lightning "I'M A TIGER!"
@kingstorm8939
@kingstorm8939 8 жыл бұрын
SacridFire the day i finally snap your the first to go
@Jonnnylunch
@Jonnnylunch 8 жыл бұрын
SacridFire Well i'm an astronaut
@courage4717
@courage4717 8 жыл бұрын
*audible silence*
@ClioCamilleIsADemon
@ClioCamilleIsADemon 10 жыл бұрын
6:44 I totally lost it! Laughed so hard!
@thebiss1846
@thebiss1846 10 жыл бұрын
Well Suzaku is smart enough to quickly leave when Shirley entered the room. 8D
@billyray4526
@billyray4526 2 жыл бұрын
Hes i guess sorta social smart
@lizlypatterson7099
@lizlypatterson7099 5 жыл бұрын
"When a woman and a table love each other very much-"
@svinjamaria
@svinjamaria 9 жыл бұрын
"I can live on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid" you killed me, I died again.
@xtzyshuadog
@xtzyshuadog 2 жыл бұрын
Careful now
@Dslayer62
@Dslayer62 8 жыл бұрын
Did I hear 'Automatic circumcisers' in the department store song?
@themanwithoutaplan9389
@themanwithoutaplan9389 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ryushinku6877
@ryushinku6877 8 жыл бұрын
What does circumcised mean again?
@themanwithoutaplan9389
@themanwithoutaplan9389 8 жыл бұрын
+Juan Lara to cut of the skin near the top of penises it is very painful
@ryushinku6877
@ryushinku6877 8 жыл бұрын
+Subsfordays WHO FUCKING DOES THAT!!!!!?????
@themanwithoutaplan9389
@themanwithoutaplan9389 8 жыл бұрын
+Juan Lara Christians and what's worse you can legally do it TO A BABY!
@kyrahhanson8084
@kyrahhanson8084 8 жыл бұрын
'no Suzaku don't leave me here with her. aw dammit!' 'maybe if I hold my breath long enough I'll pass out'
@user-qj9di4ct1p
@user-qj9di4ct1p 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes! Finally someone quoted that line :D I was looking for it 😁 Thank you!
@caitlinobrien273
@caitlinobrien273 9 жыл бұрын
*"HOW DID I GET UP HERE"*
@SkyChord2010
@SkyChord2010 11 жыл бұрын
"Nunnally! We have to kill the tooth fairy!" That is what makes Lelouch an awesome big brother
@Error-5478
@Error-5478 7 жыл бұрын
I lost it with at the "dad" word scene. This is totally how a conversation like that with Mordred would go. When two woman love eachother very much. Lmfao
@tera9553
@tera9553 8 жыл бұрын
How can Lelouch name all the nations when he doesn't even know what "Indited" means?! O.o Google?
@AdrianLeeGod
@AdrianLeeGod 7 жыл бұрын
I tried to find the answer, but all I can find is soup.
@wickederebus
@wickederebus 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly Geography was his favorite class, not English. I can relate.
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 9 жыл бұрын
I can go for some pizza bagels right now...
@abagel83
@abagel83 9 жыл бұрын
Dude.......WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR PIZZA BAGELS
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 9 жыл бұрын
Ismael Alvarez Clovis had all of'em.
@Weasel3rd
@Weasel3rd 9 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants a pizza bagel email me and i'll give you some really funny shit
@lillianeltman2818
@lillianeltman2818 8 жыл бұрын
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
@ConnorSwatzyna
@ConnorSwatzyna 8 жыл бұрын
+Lilli Eltman They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
@ConnorSwatzyna
@ConnorSwatzyna 8 жыл бұрын
+Lilli Eltman I HAVE TWICE AS MUCH HARDWARE AS YOU DO!
@pridex45
@pridex45 5 жыл бұрын
"Jesus H. Christmas, Kallen! We just wanted to score some drugs! Not kill the feds!"
@elijahjarman2837
@elijahjarman2837 4 жыл бұрын
I'm telling you, she's a huge letdown
@xxflatbabyxx
@xxflatbabyxx 10 жыл бұрын
I'm an astronaut!
@adamgr9454
@adamgr9454 9 жыл бұрын
I just peed a moat...
@ralvo9819
@ralvo9819 8 жыл бұрын
I came from fire emblem fates according to leo
@cadence5102
@cadence5102 8 жыл бұрын
Same!
@joeybartels1043
@joeybartels1043 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@zackjakubowski3074
@zackjakubowski3074 8 жыл бұрын
woop
@empoleon7750
@empoleon7750 7 жыл бұрын
So did I.
@skylarelizabeth2541
@skylarelizabeth2541 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@reaperofthings
@reaperofthings 4 жыл бұрын
“This One character seems to be a dangerous threat” “HOW DID I GET UP HERE?!?!”
@JenamDrag0n
@JenamDrag0n 7 жыл бұрын
"And my GOD we were mother licking adorable!" You sir, have ruined me. EVERY time I see something adorable, this pops up in my head.
@HypeMaster1473
@HypeMaster1473 8 жыл бұрын
The stepladder attacked the Maid? Lucky for her! I'm still being violently assaulted and attacked by this random wooden chair that appears out of nowhere! ......OH SHIT...THERE IT IS!!! (It's a good thing you can't hear what's going on at my end.)
@Skertelles
@Skertelles 8 жыл бұрын
Run for life daily objects they are on the attack
@BeatlesStan26
@BeatlesStan26 3 жыл бұрын
"He's a good role model"- Kallen talking about Lelouch. One second later "We have to steal some drugs"- Lelouch
@JunkPhuJP
@JunkPhuJP 4 жыл бұрын
Nanulle! We have to kill the Tooth Fairy! Everyday I pray I was adopted... I quote this every time I see Nanulle in the regular show and films.
@CommanderConvoy
@CommanderConvoy 10 жыл бұрын
It wasn't until I actually went and watched the series that I realized just how funny this really is. XD
@aros0018
@aros0018 9 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy abridge One Piece and began watching Code Geass for the sole reason of I wanted to watch Code MENT and understand it. Greatest decision ever.
@JoseSilva-dy2es
@JoseSilva-dy2es 4 жыл бұрын
The classic
@ProrogonLordoftheJags
@ProrogonLordoftheJags 9 жыл бұрын
How did I get up here?!
@simonlong3368
@simonlong3368 9 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! I FORGOT TO PUT AIRHOLES IN MY HELMET!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 9 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! MY SHOES ARE ON FIRE!!
@Tahkaullus01
@Tahkaullus01 9 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Merkley Oh don't you start that shit again!
@simonlong3368
@simonlong3368 9 жыл бұрын
Tahkaullus01 YING!
@mikhailborgachov7512
@mikhailborgachov7512 9 жыл бұрын
Tahkaullus01 YING
@sonias9846
@sonias9846 5 жыл бұрын
"The day I snap, you're the first to go" 😂
@katagon
@katagon 4 жыл бұрын
Slowly beginning to dawn on me that, much like with dragon ball and DBZA, all of my knowledge of Code Geass comes from this abridged series.
@infernodelta70
@infernodelta70 9 жыл бұрын
We just wanted to score some drugs! Not kill the Feds! Best line
@nicestpancake
@nicestpancake 9 жыл бұрын
Yes, life player, need any assistance from the maid of hope?
@kullycrin9657
@kullycrin9657 8 жыл бұрын
I swear, I have listened to the song at 6:36 more than 100 times by now. It's so magical.
@zeronikku3549
@zeronikku3549 8 жыл бұрын
If you replace Japan with Hoshido and Britannia with Nohr in Lelouch's explanation, you get an fairly accurate summary of the backstory of Fire Emblem Fates.
@dustindavis3614
@dustindavis3614 7 жыл бұрын
Zeronikku Heh, true
@Abbaschand
@Abbaschand 4 жыл бұрын
AZURA, WE NEED TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY!
@optimaltt6070
@optimaltt6070 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abbaschand Jacob: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING FESTALS IN THE STAFF STORE!?" Azama: "FUCK YOU"
@thepointlessone4600
@thepointlessone4600 9 жыл бұрын
(In the middle of the hardware store part) Automatic circumcisors! I just about died when I recognized those words!
@garretthochmuth4522
@garretthochmuth4522 6 жыл бұрын
"HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! a question as old as anime itself. (aside from "how do they get down?")
@feufolli
@feufolli 4 жыл бұрын
There are warehouses of huge companies that collapses because a cart hit a structure at 1.3 km/h. Meanwhile the crack (ware)house wistands a giant robot fight.
@shadowthekelpie5147
@shadowthekelpie5147 7 жыл бұрын
In episode 9, Ilearned that refrain is secretly meth, and that they have everything in department stores.
@BoredomBee
@BoredomBee 4 жыл бұрын
0:08 The Holy Empire of Britannia...does not include the British Isles. Fascinating.
@catsquidcatoverlord9842
@catsquidcatoverlord9842 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically they are basically the US if they never revolted, while the UK got taken over by I believe France and the nobles fled to the US to form Britannia
@JiwonChu1996
@JiwonChu1996 2 жыл бұрын
"It attacked me!" so outta nowhere and gone in an instant this is peak comedy
@willb5278
@willb5278 8 жыл бұрын
Dat weird Al reference, Priceless. (Now if only it was a proper Hardware Store)
@zdiegi5493
@zdiegi5493 Жыл бұрын
Lelouch: "Suzaku was determined, when he grew up to win the war against Britannia....unfortunately he signed up for the wrong side" CC: "Not surprised."
@PuffTheMagicHobo
@PuffTheMagicHobo 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm rewatching this and you are incredibly funny and talented. The fact that you do this alone is astonishing. You are the best at this. By far the funniest.
@427Arbok
@427Arbok 10 жыл бұрын
Where ARE our pizza bagels?
@oliviacomber4494
@oliviacomber4494 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2019 and it’s still great
@KevinG3699
@KevinG3699 2 ай бұрын
I still love the fact you put in one of my favorite weird Al songs.
@jenswaring1682
@jenswaring1682 8 жыл бұрын
So Kallen's idea of children is "When a woman and another woman love each other very much..." But Kallen wants Lelouch's babies.
@billiemcintyre275
@billiemcintyre275 7 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat?? I thought her name was Colin
@MizzMDN11
@MizzMDN11 8 жыл бұрын
This job is bitchin good!
@bandanadee3029
@bandanadee3029 7 жыл бұрын
If I gotta watch one more episode of Bridezillas, I'm gonna saw my own arm off!
@xoki1360
@xoki1360 7 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that from?
@thecoffeeshophey
@thecoffeeshophey 7 жыл бұрын
What was I thinking about? Something about Japan.... We're taking over Japan!! BOOYAA!!
@aenias4304
@aenias4304 7 жыл бұрын
Xoki This one..
@1man2hands11
@1man2hands11 7 жыл бұрын
This whole episode is so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on.
@almostfacsination
@almostfacsination 5 жыл бұрын
i come back here like once every couple of months to rewatch this series because the song inserts are everything. to this day i’ve also never seen an episode of code geass but i’m convinced that i probably wouldn’t enjoy it because this is way more fun.
@trvecvltfvckboy
@trvecvltfvckboy 7 жыл бұрын
"NUNULY, WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY." "Everyday I pray I was adopted."
@GhostboyX9k_Official
@GhostboyX9k_Official 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@FretAndForget
@FretAndForget 4 жыл бұрын
this series is so quotable it is incredible..............
@daiselol
@daiselol 9 жыл бұрын
'there is no f*cking point. there's never any f*cking point' that pretty much sums up this abridged series and that clip is hilarious without context
@courage4717
@courage4717 8 жыл бұрын
If you start at Shirley's comment on how they were dressing up like cats.
@SoulKnight48
@SoulKnight48 10 ай бұрын
‏‪6:27‬‏ "ALL YOUR DRUGS ARE BELONG TO US" XD Underrated line, definitely one of my favorites
@Chrisy45054
@Chrisy45054 4 жыл бұрын
0:59 I'm gonna be a bit honest here: If he was fighting vampires with that on his arm, that would have been cool.
@Rantalanta
@Rantalanta 6 жыл бұрын
"It's a good thing I have One to look up to" "We need to score some drugs" Caught me off guard so bad 😂
@kylegregory46
@kylegregory46 8 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting carnage to be in this for a second 😂
@texasbiggalcatlover8200
@texasbiggalcatlover8200 8 жыл бұрын
'How did I get up here' is like so my favorite line! I just love it!
@damienloxely4140
@damienloxely4140 9 жыл бұрын
After rewatching this god knows how many times and I finally got the 'P Diddy joke at the beggining. *massive facepalm*
@theboomandbang1
@theboomandbang1 8 жыл бұрын
Can you please explain it to me?
@damienloxely4140
@damienloxely4140 8 жыл бұрын
+theboomandbang1 It's a refrence to the first line of Tik Tok by Ke$ha
@theboomandbang1
@theboomandbang1 8 жыл бұрын
Damien Loxely Thank you for clearing that up buddy.
@damienloxely4140
@damienloxely4140 8 жыл бұрын
+theboomandbang1 ;)
@BioHzrd0010
@BioHzrd0010 8 жыл бұрын
+Damien Loxely OH MY GOSH, THAT'S HILARIOUS.
@rikkey58
@rikkey58 7 жыл бұрын
"in my defence she would not let go of that plate"
@DDs878
@DDs878 3 жыл бұрын
I've lost count of all the times I've come back to watch this.
@daamazinfatb0y752
@daamazinfatb0y752 7 жыл бұрын
OMG I love these old references man!
@pearlthedeterminer5819
@pearlthedeterminer5819 10 жыл бұрын
I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid XD
@MemeDealer69
@MemeDealer69 4 жыл бұрын
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