Bo Burnham Inside - Can Anyone Shut Up Monologue

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Bo Burnham Inside - Can Anyone Shut Up Monologue

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3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't find any good clips of this outside of compilations, so I decided to post it myself, and I even subtitled it, mostly because I would feel bad about taking an unedited clip and posting it. You're welcome internet.
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@Alec0124 2 жыл бұрын

This monologue goes through my head whenever reading comments on news posts.

@Jilly6667 Жыл бұрын

me to

@butwhatif2489 Жыл бұрын

insert random bible verse here

@NikitaSamourai Жыл бұрын

me whenever i go on twitter

@cheffboyaryeezy2496 Жыл бұрын

Went through my head reading your comment

@accepting_mediocrity 2 ай бұрын

And every new podcast anyone makes

@ArsonistDawn 3 жыл бұрын

i love the end where he says “thats true but” and just doesn’t have any rebuttal against that

@saphcal 3 жыл бұрын

it runs immediately into the next song which is "unpaid intern". so he says "That's true but...Who needs a coffee cuz I'm doin' a run!" as he goes on to sing his next song.

@grabble7605 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed, that is the punchline. Congrats on putting it together.

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 2 жыл бұрын

Really relatable tbh

@diffdimgamerseven9986 2 жыл бұрын

that's true but *silence ensues*

@user-ct2hj4dg6z 2 жыл бұрын

Oh oh , chorus is coming up.

@levityoflonging22 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, I shed many tears during his special, but this part had me cackling. Unfortunately, the answer is no.

@firasnacef001 3 жыл бұрын

The tone he's using, the gesture and even the way he decomposes his sentence and repeats words in this scene is just very similar to Louis CK's comedy.

@RobLives4Love 3 жыл бұрын

really? I got more George Carlin vibes to it

@firasnacef001 3 жыл бұрын

@@RobLives4Love George Carlin is a big inspiration for CK after all.

@bealtesandfloyd 3 жыл бұрын

Bo has said in interviews that he loves Louis CK’s comedy so it makes sense

@bg5469 3 жыл бұрын

i think it’s supposed to be a general pastiche of this sort of comedian. the comparison i made writing a review is lewis black, or at least that it feels like a parody of how lewis black surgically tears a topic apart and says everything possible about a subject in a given bit.

@levicastillo6395 3 жыл бұрын

i see trevor moore

@laylover7621 2 жыл бұрын

Since nobody's mentioning it, I like the subtitling work here.

@unchartedchartz 2 жыл бұрын

Thank youuu!

@acgm046 2 жыл бұрын

The word repetition, emphasis and extended sounds are so perfectly subtitled indeed!

@purusharthagarwal4096 2 жыл бұрын

If you notice, this monologue comes around 25 mins into the special, and the show lasts for exactly one hour after this scene. Bo amazingly explains how everyone wants everyone else to STFU while simultaneously doing the opposite.

@notlisztening9821 2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly captured every time you get enraged and start talking to yourself

@alejandroocanto1376 3 жыл бұрын

This is balls on a filmmaker, this is perfectly cheesy, perfectly acted, perfectly edited. Everything about this scene is flawless, every film student needs to study why this scene works

@alejandroocanto1376 3 жыл бұрын

@@valnerei9067 it’s a meme from HitTop films, chill

@happybirthday146 2 жыл бұрын

@Alejandro Ocanto - How do you define the word "cheesy?"

@betterleper714 2 жыл бұрын

@@happybirthday146 when it’s drizzled filled and topped with yummy cheese😋

@nickkromka8925 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of my family and coworkers 😂 😭

@senseispud2197 2 жыл бұрын

Everytime I go to point something out in a comment section or argue, this monologue plays in my head, and suddenly I don't feel like commenting anymore. And I know what you're about to say, "You're not shutting the fuck up right now." And that's true, but...

@Lumberjack_king 2 жыл бұрын

The irony is that the entire special hes been expressing his opinion on everything and he even recognizes that

@gorgolyt 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the awesome insight which he literally says himself at the end of the video.

@THEDONTTELLSHOW 2 жыл бұрын

It's not really ironic, it's just shallow and pointless. Bo -and his fans- think that self-awareness is in itself some sort of point, but it's actually just the point where discussion ends. Not that it's even started because his original point is so generalised and only emblematic of his own search history to begin with...as is the whole special. Digest different things if you don't like what you are looking at.

@Lumberjack_king 2 жыл бұрын

@@THEDONTTELLSHOW oh

@eyeofabandoment 2 жыл бұрын

@@THEDONTTELLSHOW bla bla bla

@THEDONTTELLSHOW 2 жыл бұрын

@@eyeofabandoment baa baa baa

@chunkyegg8472 3 жыл бұрын

I love the irony

@prism_of_selves 2 жыл бұрын

iiiiisnt it ironic

@RepostProductions 2 жыл бұрын

@@prism_of_selves i-r-o-n-i-c i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c

@grt002 3 жыл бұрын

Searched for this monologue thinking about people expressing their opinions about Simone Biles who they have never met and have no right to pass a judgement on one way or the other

@mitchellking1780 3 жыл бұрын

Literally same lmao

@kdl79 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@greatvaluecrunchynuggets6918 3 жыл бұрын

Technically he could be talking about you too.

@lil_keybo 3 жыл бұрын

You're the person he's talking about

@greatvaluecrunchynuggets6918 3 жыл бұрын

@@Not_an_alligator I think it was more aimed at political and controversial topics like the one op was talking about. So therefore what op did ironically was what Bo was talking about. People always bringing up these things.

@moss.notpanic 3 жыл бұрын

...Who needs a coffee cause I'm doin a run?

@licasluvas 3 жыл бұрын

I'm writing down the orders now for everyone

@moss.notpanic 3 жыл бұрын

The coffee is free, just like me

@sunxel3264 3 жыл бұрын

Im an unpaid intern

@PhilMarquesOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

Sorting papers, runnin' around

@moss.notpanic 3 жыл бұрын

Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound

@spaceyeen 2 жыл бұрын

i've started thinking about this clip more often recently while scrolling social media

@Vexarax 2 жыл бұрын

You did an amazing job of the subtitles, a lot of people don't realise how much work goes into creating them and making them expressive ^_^

@seignee 3 жыл бұрын

god i love this monologue

@mahnoor2775 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THIS, this is literally my favorite part from Inside. EVERYTHING about this is absolutely perfect and accurate and omgg I relate so hard

@NiftyTev 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't even watching the timer when it hit me man, I felt like I got rick rolled.

@yellow6409 3 жыл бұрын

what timer? i dont get it

@funurlforfuntimes 3 жыл бұрын

@@yellow6409 The joke is that this happened about an hour through the special

@bloodtingeproto 3 жыл бұрын

@@funurlforfuntimes that's brilliant, I didn't notice!

@handypine4308 2 жыл бұрын

@@funurlforfuntimes i still have no clue what the timer is

@ChaoticSatire 3 жыл бұрын

The irony of this comment section, myself included.

@shrimpfriedwhat 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you I was looking for this for so long!!!!

@PrhymeScheme 2 жыл бұрын

the way he says sounds exactly like my electric piano. You know? when you are bored and test sound sample 344 0:41

@gabrielrobinson1279 2 жыл бұрын

Bo having a mental breakdown via doing a Louis C.K. bit is relatable.

@ehsome 2 жыл бұрын

i like how "possible" was written small

@danielpsota4836 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I needed thank you man

@Esterferreiradecastro 10 ай бұрын

Everytime i spend a day on twitter this monologue goes through my head

@nickyjackson7817 2 жыл бұрын

Here’s a question for you guys. Um… Is it… is it necessary? Is it necessary that every single person on this planet um, expresses every single opinion that they have on every single thing that occurs all at the same time? Is that… is that necessary? Um… Or to ask in a slightly different way, um, can… can anyone shut the fuck up? Can… can anyone, any… any… any one, any single one, can any one… shut the fuck up about anything- About any… any single thing? Can any single person shut the fuck up about any singlе thing for an hour? You know, is that… is that possible? And I know you’re thinking, “You’re not shutting thе fuck up right now,” and that’s true, but…

@der_Alptraum 11 ай бұрын

This summarizes the state of social media really well.

@MO-zk8qs 2 жыл бұрын

The exhausted “an hour” really hit me

@Whoadood 3 жыл бұрын

You should do this with the scene right before the song sexting where hes laying down talking about giant media corps exploiting the nerochemical drama of our children for profit lol

@Lucien_M 3 жыл бұрын

He does know about cinemas, right?

@KiraAsakura14 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he also has Cinemas in mind.

@mistermagicmusic 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh ‘Inside’ actually played in a few select cinemas a few weeks ago

@sebastianquintana5412 3 жыл бұрын

The guy who wrote and directed an award winning movie? Probably

@BizzeeB 7 ай бұрын

This is the truest piece of social commentary ever created in the social media age.

@Lanooski 5 ай бұрын

Every other time I write something inflammatory or overly-opinionated out in a comment section, I think this exact thing. In his fucking voice. Then trash it. Mission accomplished.

@DJ-wl5qo 7 ай бұрын

*sigma male “OMG He’s literally me!” music starts playing*

@BlueBerry20071 9 ай бұрын

This. I definitely don't stfu either, but at least i can admit i don't care enough to have an opinion on literally everything.

@Brutetank 2 жыл бұрын

Here I am, doing the thing he hoped I wouldn't

@mick2798 2 жыл бұрын

Man more people need to hear this.

@chrislowles Жыл бұрын

This is my favourite scene cuz he has the self awareness to not pretend like he knows better but *also* enough that it isn't also not a problem.

@adam01101 3 жыл бұрын

this had me on my knees HOWLING

@DARKNESS51986 2 жыл бұрын

Me when I come back to my group chat after missing 500 texts

@meanka_the_mean 2 жыл бұрын

thats true but.....: "who needs a coffee? cause I'm doing a run"

@E9oK9kMaV 2 жыл бұрын

this pretty much sums up the point i'm at in my life.

@eggz1319 2 жыл бұрын

*the quite kid in the back smiling*

@papasscooperiaworker3649 3 жыл бұрын

sorry bo i just have to talk to my friend for hours about a show they haven't watched (yet) because i'm obsessed

@braylonkastning4053 3 жыл бұрын

Plsssss do the brand awareness speech thing

@mrobligatory.5234 3 жыл бұрын

To the question to “Can Anyone- Any ONE, Shut the Fu*k up”. Sadly The one is Silent on the matter, So No.

@popplejam2128 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate how almost every in this comment section is missing the entire point of this bit, which is the end.

@asimpleguy5299 3 жыл бұрын

I can when i was sleeping.

@kriti_30 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he cuts abruptly 😂 reminds me of the bridge part in "oh bo" he says "hey if you really believe that why don't you use your money to rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on your gold jet ski... to that i say chorus is coming". Also here what i think he is implying is that you can't not be a hypocrite. Every single person is a hypocrite but they act like they're not. Before this he was talking about so many things like how the world works about white women's Instagram....etc etc so he's not shutting the fuck up either. This is why bo is a genius.

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 2 жыл бұрын

I actually finished the phrase "Shut the fuck up" for him during the pause because I felt like it just fit there, then I just nodded when he actually said it out loud. Says alot, huh?

@barneykenway4767 2 жыл бұрын

I like how even he's like I'm not shutting up if he wasn't self-aware, I think a lot of people would hate him

@michaelfeeney6108 6 күн бұрын

This whole minute and 14 is in my personal life bible.

@henrytawnn8694 3 жыл бұрын

I mean... I haven't talked about genital mutilation in at least a month or so. So, yes, Bo. I can.

@jaybesseck1665 3 жыл бұрын

But you just did. Shut the fuck up

@wesb1335 3 жыл бұрын

you just did

@henrytawnn8694 3 жыл бұрын

@@wesb1335 But that was the first time in a while, though. I mean, I haven't even talked about all the secret rooms in Doom 64 in a long time, either.

@henrytawnn8694 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiewami Well, countries from all over the world, even the United States, have certain misguided beliefs about women, and think that a woman shouldn't feel sexually stimulated for whatever reasons. Some of these are even religious beliefs. And, in order to prevent the woman from feeling any kind of sexual stimulation, they do various things like surgically removing, or just carving out, a woman's clitoris or what Kellog's did (the man who created the Kellog's cereal), apply drops of acid to the clitoris to numb the stimulation of sexual intercourse. Basically a bunch of asshole men thinking they know what's best for women and women's bodies.

@mahnoor2775 2 жыл бұрын

The title spoils it a bit for people who haven't seen this masterpiece 😬

@Maltozombie 3 жыл бұрын

Raymond Carver asked "Can you shut up? can you just once in your life, shut up for a minute?"

@billiamjefferson3908 2 ай бұрын

This needs reposted on reddit front page on a daily basis

@vaitetomarnocu 3 жыл бұрын

CAN ANYONE??????

@BuildinWings Жыл бұрын

The internet just gives us the outlet we always wanted. We've enabled everybody's Id.

@RagnarokMic 2 жыл бұрын

I can...but I won't.

@ChristianRB89 Жыл бұрын

*Raises hand* *Gets up and leaves*

@samanthakumar6330 3 жыл бұрын

twitter be like

@highdefinition450 Жыл бұрын

practice what you preach robert

@NeesyPlaysGuitar 2 жыл бұрын

I have been known to sleep from time to time, Bo. Just sayin..

@hithere7080 Жыл бұрын

I feel like nobody else figured out the point of inside, its a 90 minute apology and resignation

@LadyCorthon Жыл бұрын

There’s an alternate timeline where Bo Burnham & Markiplier switched places

@mariocart98 2 жыл бұрын

I meant technically every person sleeps, let's say average of 7 hours in a day, also let's say half of these people talk in their sleep, still the other half shuts the fuck up when they are sleeping 😴

@angelb33ts 10 ай бұрын

I expect no one in the comments including me to STFU If this has zero comments I would laugh and it'd be truly full circle

@maries6103 2 жыл бұрын

I relate to this soooo much 🙏🏼

@thomasfrazer8934 Жыл бұрын

What a great place to end the clip.

@livnf Жыл бұрын

Current mood

@Conduit.1144 Жыл бұрын

I like cheese!

@nicpicou4887 11 ай бұрын

The only other character/person I can imagine delivering this monologue, while preserving its effect, is Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm.

@st44r.girl_ Жыл бұрын

lyrics

@SuperChanPrime 2 жыл бұрын

"and that's true, but, I'm not an idiot with diarrhea of the mouth." Is how this segment should have ended.

@Patricia-fi6kx 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is music to my ears...

@Potathings 3 жыл бұрын

yeah deaf people

@unchartedchartz 3 жыл бұрын

Deaf people pog?

@starwars4427 3 жыл бұрын

The people who famously are not mute

@willk4783 2 жыл бұрын

“157 Comments” I guess the answer is no

@hardikrajpal2410 2 жыл бұрын

I wanna say this to someone so bad.

@animeasmey2 Жыл бұрын

Colleen’s team:

@jacobspina123 Жыл бұрын

I can. Oh wait

@risasumner6780 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that everyone is sharing their opinions including me now I guess on this video is kinda ironic

@fishingtexassometimes 2 жыл бұрын

While I definitely agree that everyone in the circles he is exposed too are like that, if you step outside the major population centers for a bit you find that there are quite a few, if not a majority, of the population that does shut the fuck up sometimes. I think major cities lend themselves to boredom and the only way of alleviating the boredom is socializing, which lends itself to not shutting the fuck up. And more specifically his circle is probably closer to the 1% than the average, and wealthy people absolutely never shut the fuck up. So in the bubble he lives in I could see this being a major problem. Although I have never experienced it to any major degree and I would reach to say plenty of his audience didn't relate to this directly

@fishingtexassometimes 2 жыл бұрын

And yes I understand that by expressing my opinion on this bit I am "proving" his point. But if you create an argument where any answer proves the argument correct, it's a bad argument that doesn't need to be made

@a-jjjjjjj 2 жыл бұрын

@@fishingtexassometimes it's not an argument it's a comedy bit lol. He is aware that not literally every single person expresses their opinion on literally every single thing.

@fishingtexassometimes 2 жыл бұрын

@@a-jjjjjjj you can't just make an entire special of political and social commentary with very serious undertones of depression and futility, then criticize everyone around you, then just say "hehe was just joke" to any rebuttal. You can do his old style of comedy, which really was just jokes with light overly satirical commentary on society, and respond with "it's just comedy". But not when you express your actual opinions with a comedy undertone.

@a-jjjjjjj 2 жыл бұрын

@@fishingtexassometimes You can make both serious claims and jokes in the same piece of media. This was clearly the latter as the ending shows. At any rate this is about social media, not criticizing individual people. Asserting a single vague counterexample to a joke that clearly exaggerates for comedic effect is not a rebuttal. In fact most people I know from rural areas are among the most prolific in terms of broadcasting every single opinion on social media.

@THEDONTTELLSHOW 2 жыл бұрын

It's not about location, or income/class though. The problem is that everybody thinks that there is "a" internet, when in fact there is only "your" internet...Bo's assertions are based on his available heuristics. That's all they can be. Nobody is omnipotent. So his entire special wasn't based on behaviour in general, it was based on his search history, and who he chooses to follow/populate his online world with. Or he just made it up because it's easier than looking at anything in any sort of real depth...and then justified his laziness by making it clear that it's really just a joke, and he's self-aware.