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Bob Kelly - Bush Craft Party Boys, Camping, Ivanka Trump - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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Jim and Sam Show

Jim and Sam Show

6 жыл бұрын

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@user-hk7hz9cn7v
@user-hk7hz9cn7v 6 жыл бұрын
Remember guys, the camera adds 100 pounds
@mk20201
@mk20201 6 жыл бұрын
Sam's lucky, a lot of people who get caught in fires lose all their hair.
@klipser66
@klipser66 5 жыл бұрын
We have Jim there as a proof
@mbmbmbbmbmbmmbm
@mbmbmbbmbmbmmbm 3 жыл бұрын
@Jonas Jamal sit down, intern David!
@gerbil5101
@gerbil5101 6 жыл бұрын
It must cost Sirius a fortune to knock down a wall every time Bobby comes in.
@Blueswailer
@Blueswailer 5 жыл бұрын
@Lighten Up You Serious Slobs Ahhahah! Cheers you magnificent bastard, that actually made me laugh out loud.
@RanThaMan
@RanThaMan 5 жыл бұрын
Gerbil, i want to give this 2 likes. bravo
@airmackeeee6792
@airmackeeee6792 3 жыл бұрын
Or when they have to install a stronger ventilation system to dissapate Jim's farts. 💨🤢🤮
@alexjones3556
@alexjones3556 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like Pizza the Hutt from spaceballs. I keep waiting for him to eat himself
@93coupes26
@93coupes26 2 жыл бұрын
Car crash!!!!!!!!!
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 6 жыл бұрын
49:40 Bobby’s doppelgänger walks by
@gearoidwalsh8606
@gearoidwalsh8606 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@brad1179
@brad1179 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! That's spot on
@coryobrien8879
@coryobrien8879 6 жыл бұрын
The way Sam brushed past that caller to keep talking about his shoes was probably his greatest broadcasting moment of his career. That was NICE!!!!
@coryobrien8879
@coryobrien8879 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Darke Calm down you silly goose.
@coryobrien8879
@coryobrien8879 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Darke we're all dealing with the post O&A feelings. At least we have Jim.
@A_Goat
@A_Goat Жыл бұрын
NICEUHHHHH!
@gamerasanders8697
@gamerasanders8697 6 жыл бұрын
Sam "I think I'm cool because I don't like Marvel or Star Wars but I am obsessed with sneakers and WWE" Roberts
@eddieharman3650
@eddieharman3650 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? But I have to admit, Certain sneakers are nice. Some of the Nike Air Jordans are.
@joemendoza2292
@joemendoza2292 3 жыл бұрын
We all bust Bobby's balls about his weight, but we do love you brother.. Please make the adjustments buddy while you still can.
@notoriousLEMONs
@notoriousLEMONs 6 жыл бұрын
Last I saw of Bob was a tough crowd episode at work a few days ago. He really ballooned up...hope he watches his health
@JJWildMusic
@JJWildMusic 6 жыл бұрын
You know what DUUUUDE!!!
@djjdantenucci
@djjdantenucci 5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that bob kelly is still taking a pounding to this day
@truthdetector4036
@truthdetector4036 6 жыл бұрын
Why does Sam's voice crack like he's still going through puberty? Or is that the sound of a kid's soul that Pennywise devoured?
@Lordeightbane
@Lordeightbane 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby looks like the kingpin
@mrdrprof99
@mrdrprof99 5 жыл бұрын
Ol Wilson Fisk lookin ass
@Busty2Dusty
@Busty2Dusty 6 жыл бұрын
For anyone that doesn't know, Bobby has been putting on and losing a lot of weight for a long time. If he is true to his word, then this will be "his last fat". Just watch.
@dirkdiggler678
@dirkdiggler678 8 ай бұрын
Well, it was!
@ijmula
@ijmula 6 жыл бұрын
Man sams hair is gone. Let it go bro
@Jaydoggy531
@Jaydoggy531 6 жыл бұрын
He has the kind of face that could pull off the full-bald look, too. I think he'd look better if he shaved it all off. Not all bald men have that same gift in their genes, but I think Sam does.
@morganyu3838
@morganyu3838 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I bet it is hard to let go... but, it's time, lol You either become the hat guy, or the skinhead. They're both better than what he is rocking now...
@JB50cal
@JB50cal 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking cro-magnon looking mug will look like shit regardless of hairstyle.
@tolpacourt
@tolpacourt 6 жыл бұрын
Hoping he ends up looking like Larry of the Three Stooges.
@JB50cal
@JB50cal 6 жыл бұрын
dave davidson ya steven Wright minus all the yuma
@debjonesloyal4190
@debjonesloyal4190 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby dosen't like food ...he LOVESSS it.
@bonk7615
@bonk7615 6 жыл бұрын
Blob Kelly
@nuwandax1970
@nuwandax1970 5 жыл бұрын
Blob Belly
@Overqualified1
@Overqualified1 5 жыл бұрын
Bald Really
@awkwardoddysee4438
@awkwardoddysee4438 4 жыл бұрын
Blob Jelly
@alex-cj9mb
@alex-cj9mb 4 жыл бұрын
0:58
@Drchocolate2
@Drchocolate2 6 жыл бұрын
wow, when did bob kelly become kevin from the office.
@timm_3r
@timm_3r 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby is just spilling out from everywhere. When does he go to his next thin?
@JuanPabby
@JuanPabby 6 жыл бұрын
Timmer Ratajczyk he's on his next fat.
@secretskeleton7744
@secretskeleton7744 6 жыл бұрын
Timmer Ratajczyk As a corpse
@timm_3r
@timm_3r 6 жыл бұрын
I'd rather he not end up like Patrice. He's fucking big and almost has no neck.
@Blood0cean
@Blood0cean 6 жыл бұрын
Timmer Ratajczyk he did say he had 2 more fats in him. That was like 10 years ago tho
@LadySpace_888
@LadySpace_888 6 жыл бұрын
Honest question: what happened that Bobby gained so much weight? Obviously everyone (including himself) jokes about his overeating. A lot of times when people get big that quick booze is usually involved but he doesn't seem like a boozer. Did he get married & just let himself go paired w/ compulsive overeating? I don't know why I'm asking you, I just know he used to be fit, attractive and pull a ton of tail.
@WildBillJP
@WildBillJP 5 жыл бұрын
I hope bobby gets healthy because he looks like a young Jabba the Hut
@RR-wq3pq
@RR-wq3pq 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby has been possessed by Ralphie May!!!
@importantmancommenting9336
@importantmancommenting9336 6 жыл бұрын
Rudy Reyna he just swallowed him
@jubran91
@jubran91 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 5 жыл бұрын
Is he going to die too?
@alfaivre2990
@alfaivre2990 6 жыл бұрын
Whew Bobby looks like Pat from Moonaki.
@johngoldsworthy7135
@johngoldsworthy7135 6 жыл бұрын
al faivre this deserves more likes lol
@josephscarborough8888
@josephscarborough8888 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha
@metalmayhem3622
@metalmayhem3622 6 жыл бұрын
He looks like Pat but he's not as funny.
@Overqualified1
@Overqualified1 5 жыл бұрын
@@metalmayhem3622 The usual O and A fan banter.
@Overqualified1
@Overqualified1 5 жыл бұрын
Quiet Place STUNK!
@esrukurse9150
@esrukurse9150 6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but imagine Bobby's chair breaking
@adamfriedland4373
@adamfriedland4373 2 жыл бұрын
Fast forward 3 years to when he went on Ant’s show and broke his chair he’s had for 8 years 😂😂😂😂😂
@lazaroastudillo6787
@lazaroastudillo6787 6 жыл бұрын
Dude you know what dude...
@mrdrprof99
@mrdrprof99 5 жыл бұрын
I broke my knee dude
@JoeLopez-uv6eo
@JoeLopez-uv6eo 6 жыл бұрын
How did they book Buddha?
@eduardosuarez2414
@eduardosuarez2414 6 жыл бұрын
Please, somebody make a dramatic hamster GIF of 1:17:22
@Breezy-bv9te
@Breezy-bv9te 6 жыл бұрын
Damn!! Bobby is HUGE!! He needs to get himself on a healthy diet and excercise or he will not be around much longer!!
@smartbart80
@smartbart80 6 жыл бұрын
go keto Bobby!!! best diet for lazy fcuks like us!!
@Teddy-nd2jq
@Teddy-nd2jq 6 жыл бұрын
what's life without death
@Breezy-bv9te
@Breezy-bv9te 6 жыл бұрын
I guess I shouldve known better than to leave a comment on this channel!! All the wise-asses are here. LOL. (Just jokin folks!)
@emlynlewis2830
@emlynlewis2830 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny, he always repeats that he's on his x number of being fat (in between being in shape), I think he's said recently "I'm on my 7th fat" and that he could lose weight if he wanted to , but I've been a fan of his since 2009 and he's never been in shape in that time, always either obese or really fat but never even just chubby. When he was on Tourgasm (2006) he wasn't fat. Bobby's an addict and not doing drugs has turned his addiction to food & cigars, it's sad but at this point he's been gargantuan for nearly a decade.
@Breezy-bv9te
@Breezy-bv9te 6 жыл бұрын
E Lewis. Actually I have seen pics of Bob Kelly being really young and he was HOT!! Thin and a head full of hair and really cute!! Now he just looks like the pillsbury dough boy so its kinda sad!! Oh Well! What can you do...
@falcao1904
@falcao1904 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Bob... he should be a regular on the show.
@williamschell7815
@williamschell7815 6 жыл бұрын
Those amok hammocks are rated for 330lbs, Bobby should find a stronger setup
@mrdrprof99
@mrdrprof99 5 жыл бұрын
Eno is stronger
@nostalgianotes-
@nostalgianotes- 3 жыл бұрын
48:39 I wish someone had asked Bobby why he didn't just roll down lol.
@WaldoBagelTopper
@WaldoBagelTopper 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby looks like King Koopa.
@irishwk97
@irishwk97 6 жыл бұрын
Caucasian buddha joins the show!
@metalhed27
@metalhed27 6 жыл бұрын
Wowwwww. Caller brings up Opies' podcast getting jocktobered. Jim and Sam address it for approximately 45 seconds and move on. That's gonna drive Opie batty. Just a tad. Narcissists hate being ignored/disregarded.
@imthewatchman
@imthewatchman 5 жыл бұрын
do you know the name of the podcast?
@bodybuildingABC
@bodybuildingABC 5 жыл бұрын
tell me if you find it, i want to check it out too!
@bradsully6620
@bradsully6620 4 жыл бұрын
@@imthewatchman it's called opie walking around NYC. It sucks dick, but I hate to see it I'd rather have his girly ass than sam. Sam is fucking horrible. And you can tell jim has checked out since ant got fired. But jim perks up when some of the ole cellar guys come around.
@LabrnMystic
@LabrnMystic 10 ай бұрын
​@@bodybuildingABC@imthewatchman We haven't come across yet, Who Are These Podcasts (And a group of similar shows that called themselves the dabble verse) have done podcasts on Opie, Anthony, stuttering John, etc.
@dianepetersen3624
@dianepetersen3624 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stand how many times Sam wiped his nose with his hand.
@sanfordsanford295
@sanfordsanford295 8 ай бұрын
Walking uphill is phenomenal exercise
@viperkk9812
@viperkk9812 6 жыл бұрын
dude, just do like Ant and get hair plugs...
@goofy4018
@goofy4018 4 жыл бұрын
Their not plugs there individual folicals
@lincoln8530
@lincoln8530 6 жыл бұрын
Why after watching Bob really does seem to be going through some things personally , hmm praying for you Bob
@alexjones3556
@alexjones3556 3 жыл бұрын
Bob lookin like Pizza the Hutt
@codyraysmith5599
@codyraysmith5599 6 жыл бұрын
JESUS! Bobby looks like the love baby of Luis J. Gomez and John Candy.
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 5 жыл бұрын
City boys up a thousand
@levijackson3797
@levijackson3797 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby looks like a piece of construction equipment stuffed In a leather coat. Yuk
@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye
@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye 10 ай бұрын
I don't think it's leather....
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby was great on Cop Show.
@dknox90803
@dknox90803 4 жыл бұрын
Thea guys are hilarious
@stugots162
@stugots162 5 жыл бұрын
Always wish Jim will transform into Chip Chipperson , whenever he speaks.
@michaelkunt
@michaelkunt 6 жыл бұрын
Jim looks like a water type pokemon that comes out of the pokeball everytime the owner passes a playground
@Rick-ub8iz
@Rick-ub8iz 4 жыл бұрын
“One to stock, one to rock” - the ugly ApeMan
@bentnob
@bentnob 6 ай бұрын
Bobby would look great in a wig
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 5 жыл бұрын
Men make fun of women buying many shoes at least women wear them and don't leave them in a closet 😂
@JDub420247
@JDub420247 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby trying to convince Jim to come camping - "Shit in my tent" 46:11 🤣🙌
@Bobbylopezcreative
@Bobbylopezcreative 5 жыл бұрын
One of the must under-rated comics IMO.
@burntchrysler5922
@burntchrysler5922 6 жыл бұрын
finally a quality guest. bobby kelly is the shit.
@tommcat2011
@tommcat2011 6 жыл бұрын
the way to ward bears away from your camp site ... you should shit around four corners around the camp site & bears will stay away...
@Logicalpsycho2323
@Logicalpsycho2323 3 жыл бұрын
37:25 Bob was gunna do seal noises but bailed.
@paulthoresen8241
@paulthoresen8241 5 жыл бұрын
The lynxes sound like Patrices baby noise from a horror videogame
@XXthekingofyouXX
@XXthekingofyouXX 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a master at taking shits. He actually has a portfolio of his best ones on his iphone. I remember an old O&A episode where he was showing it to Nick DiPaolo and and Nick being both amazed and horrified. It was hilarious.
@scottbackula1581
@scottbackula1581 6 жыл бұрын
Damn Sister Ping...
@ScubaShneve
@ScubaShneve 6 жыл бұрын
49:43 BK doppelganger incoming!
@31frric
@31frric 6 жыл бұрын
GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!
@Cam-jx4drgh
@Cam-jx4drgh 5 жыл бұрын
I want to watch this but I just can't stand Sam. I TRY SO HARD!
@TheGoonSquadd
@TheGoonSquadd 6 жыл бұрын
An hour 20 min yaaaasssssss
@noisemagician
@noisemagician 6 жыл бұрын
I agree with Bob, Jim is mentally definitely an alpha. It doesn't take huge muscles and an aggressive personality to be alpha. Jim's mind is most definitely alpha.
@howbout2785
@howbout2785 6 жыл бұрын
noisemagician all of his personalities are
@JB50cal
@JB50cal 6 жыл бұрын
LOL no.
@ThePaoOfTooh
@ThePaoOfTooh 6 жыл бұрын
His mind is alpha, possibly in part to training by Patrichy, but when a genuine push comes to a above? Watch Jimmy become a puddle of excess semen...
@Stratahoovius
@Stratahoovius 6 жыл бұрын
I dunno about that. Jim is incredibly passive aggressive and wormy at times. Not alpha traits.
@Erica_Ann
@Erica_Ann 6 жыл бұрын
noisemagician Jimmy is an absolute alpha. I'd fuck him 😎
@kerrystark8072
@kerrystark8072 5 жыл бұрын
Never mind how bad bob kelly looks. Sam Roberts looks like billy crystal
@ThePigeonmilk
@ThePigeonmilk 3 ай бұрын
Blob Kelly. Jesus Bobby!
@1985BELKO
@1985BELKO 6 жыл бұрын
Is there anything worse to imagine than Sam smoking a Cuban cigar?
@travisbickle1951
@travisbickle1951 10 ай бұрын
If eating red meat makes that invertebrate want to vomit, what makes you think he would smoke a cigar, let alone a good one?
@johnmulhern8822
@johnmulhern8822 5 жыл бұрын
I love Bob’s hobby stories
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 2 жыл бұрын
i love young Jimmy Norton & friends stories
@lincoln8530
@lincoln8530 6 жыл бұрын
Lol holy shit bob
@jayroestudios
@jayroestudios 6 жыл бұрын
Coyotes aren’t going to do anything. When was the last time an adult was killed by coyotes, let alone 3?
@tedcrilly46
@tedcrilly46 5 жыл бұрын
Jar pissing rules.
@alexjacobs2080
@alexjacobs2080 6 жыл бұрын
Much needed content fellas lets get to work
@fudgicle-cr7iu
@fudgicle-cr7iu 3 жыл бұрын
G'Mornin'
@jackgriffeyjr
@jackgriffeyjr 5 жыл бұрын
Bob Kelly was on once when they were talking about the Starbucks controversy & it was great. He had a meltdown about Apple products too. Can you guys upload that?
@thedude4795
@thedude4795 3 жыл бұрын
he's well-fed
@g77x77
@g77x77 6 жыл бұрын
I wish Bobby still had his hair. I can't imagine it & would love to know how it would look. Him with hair
@aholecop5547
@aholecop5547 5 жыл бұрын
OMG Bobby what are you doing to yourself ? STOP EATING !
@superiorbeing95
@superiorbeing95 5 жыл бұрын
Listening to the amount Sam spends on trainers makes me think as you get older you get the sense to know not to spend a fortune on something that can accidentally get covered in shit. This is probably the same reason why old people buy really cheap trousers.
@anthonyk5235
@anthonyk5235 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is looking cool - he's funnier than I expected too.
@HopeLeigh00
@HopeLeigh00 6 жыл бұрын
Wait I havn't watched in awhile is this a reupload or do they forget these same three have had the same Jimmy molested story before?....multiple times...
@OfficialViceGrip
@OfficialViceGrip 6 жыл бұрын
Sam sounds like Opie during Uncle Paul jussayin......
@sanket7381
@sanket7381 5 жыл бұрын
Blob Kelly meaaaannnn
@homemadepie91
@homemadepie91 6 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I just made an astute observation, Bob Kelly is very overweight.
@blazedandconfused477
@blazedandconfused477 6 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Now that you mention it he could lose a few pounds.
@Schmoopies
@Schmoopies 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters
@drbrontosaurus
@drbrontosaurus 6 жыл бұрын
"Pisshand" Roberts
@SickAssLou87
@SickAssLou87 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Sam you going to ask Baron for the hair he cut off to make a toupee??
@Teddy-nd2jq
@Teddy-nd2jq 6 жыл бұрын
you gotta love the long videos and especially when this guest is dope like bob kelly, fuck game of thrones, barry, and rick and morty, it's all about jim and sam
@matt1180gz
@matt1180gz 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Roberts is hard to look at.
@emlynlewis2830
@emlynlewis2830 6 жыл бұрын
I've never paid more than $100 for shoes, and that's in Canadian dollars. I never buy the latest shoes on the rack at foot locker etc., it's a bullshit ripoff like brand name clothing, people paying a fortune for cheaply made apparel made in Bangladesh that wouldn't be worth nearly the same if there wasn't a brand on there.
@cub69420
@cub69420 10 ай бұрын
I was hoping Sam wasn't in for this one.
@gary6006
@gary6006 5 жыл бұрын
I thought king Kong Bundy just passed?
@mattmurray517
@mattmurray517 6 жыл бұрын
Colin had a heart attack?
@BeenJamin87
@BeenJamin87 6 жыл бұрын
I want video of Bob Kelly freestyle rapping like Common at a Starbucks seminar. Please.
@XxTanxManxJudoxX
@XxTanxManxJudoxX 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@egshane
@egshane 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit...i haven't seen sam in almost 5 years. what the fuck yo!!!!!
@paydn202
@paydn202 2 жыл бұрын
jim is so not a quintessential millionaire lol reminds me of my business professor in college he had 28 mil and drove a mitsubishi lancer and wore the same suits every week lol. he was like why would i spend my money on materials thats stupid haha
@mrsnoop1820
@mrsnoop1820 6 жыл бұрын
jim, buy nasal enlargers on ebay for 1 $, more airflow = better sleep
@Logicalpsycho2323
@Logicalpsycho2323 6 жыл бұрын
Bobby must be on his 82nd fat.
@kemperlennox5209
@kemperlennox5209 6 жыл бұрын
Was Bob kelly the voice of darkwing duck!?? 😂😂😂
@EverythingisFire
@EverythingisFire 5 жыл бұрын
"Hildil-lidil-lidil-lil-li"
@Midnight_x_Sin
@Midnight_x_Sin 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Jim never sitting?
@bluffem
@bluffem 4 жыл бұрын
Sam is a human lamprey.
@WildBillJP
@WildBillJP 5 жыл бұрын
Sam has a bigger forehead than Bobby
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