Bob Mortimer's Most ABSURD Countdown Answers | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Bob Mortimer's Most ABSURD Countdown Answers | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

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The best moments from Bob Mortimer on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown as his ridiculous Countdown response leave Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr in stitches and he reveals the hilarious tale of how he met his wife.
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@primax5503 2 жыл бұрын

Bob: "as the kettle gets better" Sean: *visible confusion

@misterprecocious2491 2 жыл бұрын

Kettle's

@DomenBremecXCVI 2 жыл бұрын

@@misterprecocious2491 So close

@hop-skip-ouch8798 2 жыл бұрын

@@misterprecocious2491 Kettles

@pinpetos 2 жыл бұрын

That was not just Sean that was confused; that was the entire set on stage! Bob is a Man of mystery.

@arze2092 2 жыл бұрын

@@misterprecocious2491 mugged yourself off there mate

@timdogdawg4099 2 жыл бұрын

To see Sean laughing, and I mean properly chuckling to himself in every shot he's in with Bob, just goes to show that Bob is a national comedy treasure, just the same as Sean is/was.

@ChrisH78 2 жыл бұрын

Sean was the comedian's comedian. Bob is the comedian's comedian's comedian.

@AtillatheFun Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisH78 sorry, but you forgot Norm MacDonald

@cpmc5400 Жыл бұрын

@@AtillatheFun No he didn't

@cindylloyd306 Жыл бұрын

You just brought tears to my eyes.

@timdogdawg4099 Жыл бұрын

@@cindylloyd306 I'm sorry, I hope they were happy tears. 😪

@Darth_Chicken 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is one of those golden characters who you hang onto every word they say. I don't think this is an 'act' as such, he genuinly is in a world of his own. When he does 'Would I lie to you' it is impossible to tell when he is lying as his true stories are beyond rediculous anyway. An absolute legend who reduces me to tears of laughter, one of the funniest men ever.

@Ser_Salty 2 жыл бұрын

I want to spend a day with Bob having adventures and then at the end of the day ask him what he thought happened

@marckentzer1435 Жыл бұрын

Look up bob mortimer, would I lie to you, fujinigh (where he fixes his own teeth at home) it's absolutely hilarious

@DH1985-MB Жыл бұрын

His WILTY stories are hilarious and as you say near impossible to know the validity of them purely based on the tale he tells. He is a proper golden character as you put it. Shame to hear he's suffering with his health recently.

@pbzp Жыл бұрын

@@marckentzer1435 for search purposes, it's fuji 9... annnnd the only reason i know this is i've watched that sketch so much ;)

@Rupsyy 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is a genius at avoiding playing the game.

@Ibrahim-ut6pn 2 жыл бұрын

he had to. he wasnt very good at it but a good comedian

@eomoran 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ibrahim-ut6pn it’s a comedy show, you’re supposed to be entertaining

@bluebob81 2 жыл бұрын

You could have stopped after the first 4 words

@omgblastbeatslol 10 ай бұрын

@@Ibrahim-ut6pn he was getting them wrong on purpose mate. it's funnier that way

@GlucoseDehydrogenase 2 жыл бұрын

So glad this compilation is up, as tens of these moments have eskated me.

@jjquba2580 2 жыл бұрын

At first I though eskated must've been a word I didn't know, after reading your comment before watching the video. I then googled it and thought: "OK it's not a word, what an idiot for spelling escaped wrong, I'm going to comment and correct his mistake". I then realised I don't want to be that guy, correcting mistakes made in a comment thread. Then I watched the video and was humbled.

@Heffos1 2 жыл бұрын

@@jjquba2580 same

@JD_13 2 жыл бұрын

@@jjquba2580 you could have looked like a right winkor!

@treehousekohtao 2 жыл бұрын

Seabag

@deanotaggo9788 2 жыл бұрын

Very good haha I was about to say something similar but you eskated it to another level. (Is there an emoji for winkor?) 😉 take care, enjoy the festivities 👍

@handlesarefeckinstupid 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the thing Bob is using at 3:09 is a piece of equipment he had to use after his heart operation. He hated it as he couldn't go out until he reached a certain target, his entire life revolved around it for a while. If you haven't read his autobiography I highly recommend it to anyone who loves Bob.

@jamesflames6987 10 ай бұрын

Why would he be given a music box with tiny feet after a heart operation?

@Cadacusdeity90 8 ай бұрын

@jamesflames6987 it's not the musical device but the thing next to it. It's called an Incentive spirometer and it is used for patients after surgery as a way to prevent atelectasis...as patients normally take more shallow breaths due to pain. This focuses on taking a nice deep breath in. Very common in hospitals

@A_O_Leary 6 ай бұрын

@@jamesflames6987so you have something so disturbing while awake that your painkiller dreams/visions don’t scare you.

@patrickbyrne5070 4 ай бұрын

Me thinks he was pulling your leg- and feets

@ApolloHeliosPhoebus 2 жыл бұрын

The fact of the pork pie presentation unit is actually bob’s (shown also on Taskmaster as a prize task entry) is just perfect

@NEWBkiller646 2 жыл бұрын

The wig is the one he made Alex eat in champions of champions

@neithere 2 жыл бұрын

The sausage was even better.

@qwertyTRiG 2 жыл бұрын

It turned up on Taskmaster twice.

@patricklynch9048 2 жыл бұрын

And the breathing thing was also on TM

@rumpelstiltskin6150 2 жыл бұрын

@@patricklynch9048 I THINK that one was a different version of the same thing wasn't it?

@bigboi4307 2 жыл бұрын

We do beg you’re pardon we are in your garden

@peterpike 2 жыл бұрын

The less likely a Mortimer story is to be true, the more likely it happened verbatim.

@LoneKharnivore 19 күн бұрын

*your

@NickC-Ohio 2 жыл бұрын

10:54 the way everyone immediately bows their head killed me... Bob is a joy; I'm happy just knowing he is out somewhere being lovably absurd

@johnsutcliffe888 7 ай бұрын

Winkor. As in the person delivering the wink.

@ramsterdam269 2 жыл бұрын

the fact that this man was once a solicitor for a council gives the phrase "in a previous life" so much more meaning than when anyone else says it.

@Timpriestley Жыл бұрын

Wasn't Bob the fella who offered his legal services to Jarvis Cocker at the Brit Awards, before he realised he was a bit out of his depth with Jackson's lawyers?

@ramsterdam269 Жыл бұрын

@@Timpriestley Hahahahaha I'm so glad I googled that - whatta read

@spoofpig 2 жыл бұрын

Why does Bob not have his own show where he just sits round talking bollocks? It would be immense

@andrew7taylor 2 жыл бұрын

It's called Athletico Mince.

@MrMisanthrope84 2 жыл бұрын

He did, for like years in the 90s? How'd you miss that?

@hd33444 2 жыл бұрын

Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing - pretty much exactly that, two blokes sitting about chatting shit ! Worth a look

@spoofpig 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMisanthrope84 I was there from the start Big Night out. I love his stories on WILTY

@fkthelefties 2 жыл бұрын

@@jincyquones genuine must see tv. How great is this programme.!

@BongMetal 2 жыл бұрын

Sean accepts Bob’s pork pie presentation unit with a dignified nod. What a gentleman. Rest easy Sean.

@MrMisanthrope84 2 жыл бұрын

It's going to be a heartbreaking, unbearably sad day when Bob Mortimer eskates us.

@robskyd 2 жыл бұрын

I will display my Seabag at halfmast!

@daveedee3626 2 жыл бұрын

@@robskyd Mine will be going on my pork pie presentation unit.

@PonmonofNuggetor 2 жыл бұрын

I will break an apple in half with my bare hands in his honour

@hanzen5174 2 жыл бұрын

@@daveedee3626 not an eye dry when bob is spinning on a coffin presentation unit

@Yewtewba Жыл бұрын

@@hanzen5174 and hopefully not a person not suffering stitches from laughing too hard.

@devynhall422 2 жыл бұрын

Sean: "I think one of them has gone a bit astray" Bob: "That's called the chappaquidick."

@capcompass9298 2 жыл бұрын

Don't mention that around the Kennedys.

@thesimpsons17 2 жыл бұрын

Man not even the amazing joy of Bob Mortimer can make me not sad that we lost Sean, still can't quite believe it. RIP Sean Lock

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 2 жыл бұрын

Lee still chiming in with the doosey. "If we're using Bob's rules, I've got umbrella."

@Pilotwisco 2 жыл бұрын

"Ill ask me nan."

@adamplace1414 2 жыл бұрын

Everything Bob says is funny, and his delivery is such that you never know if he's joking. He's not just deadpan, he's dead-and-buried-and-slightly-confused-pan. The man has cornered the market on intentionally unintentional humor.

@haythemabidi1860 2 жыл бұрын

You know we're just living in Bob's world when w ehear "urinating in hotel kettles" and it sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I love Bob.

@janettetrolan1841 2 жыл бұрын

I know - ridiculous isn't it 😂

@John_17x 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is criminally overlooked for the big shows or his own shows because he is absolutely hilarious beyond belief and such a likeable guy at the same time. Possibly most underrated comedian in the UK.

@VelvetyOnion 2 жыл бұрын

seeing Sean is brutal :( what a huge hole that'll be in any show he was featured in. What an incredible comdian. Don't even know the guy but the feeling I had when he passed, was as if I did.

@Ditcher2 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! He was a legend!!

@talion4033 2 жыл бұрын

It saddens me to know we’ll eventually be seeing clips without him. That’s the good think about the older clips, we have Sean in them. Absolute legend, his humour was brilliant

@lealta1481 2 жыл бұрын

We lost one of our greats, Norm Macdonald, across the pond this year too. Been a bad year

@Seany1616 2 жыл бұрын

@@lealta1481 really? i didn't even know he was sick

@TapDancerDood 2 жыл бұрын

He died of cancer this August. I heard it on the radio and thought someone had got it wrong...

@sarakerrison754 2 жыл бұрын

Bob's joke about winkor was so good all the other comedians bowed their heads in respect.

@Lance-Stroll 10 ай бұрын

I love how he looks at Rachael and says "Chappaquiddick", like he just spelled it 😂

@brukzee8545 Жыл бұрын

Bob is genuinely my hero, my kids don't understand his humour at all, I grew up on Shooting Stars. Im drunk, i need to go bed haha

@noreenrolph1680 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is absolutely priceless..how can someone be so funny…loveable…even the other comedians are creased up laughing…bless you Bob x

@C0nzilla 2 жыл бұрын

"that kind of joke" absolutely killed me

@watch-box Жыл бұрын

Any celeb quiz show becomes a must watch once you see Bob on the panel. National treasure.

@alexanderhill-cp8be 2 жыл бұрын

Sean laughs at Bob a lot because they have a very similar style of humour where they just throw a curve ball out of nowhere. You never know what they are gonna say next. Sean does it with his jokes, Bob does it with his mascots he pulls from under the desk.

@FH-hu5vn 2 жыл бұрын

"6 + 6 +2 +1 = 10" *Rachel's brain stops working*

@bearheart2009 2 жыл бұрын

I've always taken a travel kettle, because ive always suspected people like Bob exist.

@1chiefg 2 жыл бұрын

I use "that kind of joke" all the time when I can't quite think of the best joke to say.

@johnnunn8688 2 жыл бұрын

I have no words, for the high level of appreciation and love, that I feel for Bob.

@sbg911 2 жыл бұрын

Two national treasures side by side (RIP Sean, you will always be greatly missed)

@mmelling4410 2 жыл бұрын

The bloke is a bloody genius. Legend

@Maazin5 2 жыл бұрын

8:54 brilliant work by Alex and Bob. And Lee finishes off perfectly.

@Scrubber89 2 жыл бұрын

It's doesn't matter what show it is, if there's a Bob Mortimer compilation, it's going to be gold.

@imakeitwhynot 2 жыл бұрын

Bob and Sean side by side you knew you were going to have a good laugh regardless.

@CleverGirlAAH 2 жыл бұрын

Lee looks at Bob with the same glee that a child does at the local Joke Shop clerk who knows all the good gags.

@urmumsbaps 2 жыл бұрын

What century have you come from

@superfinster 2 жыл бұрын

'the local Joke Shop clerk'.......?!?!?!?!!

@arze2092 2 жыл бұрын

tf are you on about

@UserName-br5zu Жыл бұрын

Wth is a joke shop clerk

@sbblmb 2 жыл бұрын

"As the kettles get better" is up there as the best answers

@harrywhiting9145 2 жыл бұрын

I think Bob has more brain power than anyone else on the show

@DomenBremecXCVI 2 жыл бұрын

Including the actual countdown

@La_sagne 2 жыл бұрын

hes just not very good at using it to solve puzzles

@peterpike 2 жыл бұрын

@@La_sagne -- Why solve puzzles when you can create conundrums?

@horse5407 Жыл бұрын

The sweaty birds comment cracks me up every time.

@jackperkins7 2 жыл бұрын

I still find it hard to believe that Sean has passed. What a legend. 👏🏻

@MeMyselfandBri 2 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock, that was the dream team.

@ajeshdsouza 2 жыл бұрын

Bob's a genius on taskmaster too

@wozgog 2 жыл бұрын

Does he strike you?

@cliffordsmagic 2 жыл бұрын

"I built a sausage and pork pie presentation unit so my children would eat the cheaper meats" 😅

@pushthetempo2 2 жыл бұрын

Bob just has funny bones. He can say a fairly normal sentence but he makes its hilarious and absurd!

@mavenfrankeus7287 2 жыл бұрын

"...as the kettles get better"... Sean's head turning is priceless.

@Apache4K 2 жыл бұрын

You'll never convince me Bob didn't take every drug ever laid in front of him

@elizabethferrier6429 2 жыл бұрын

Sean and Bob, what a pairing.

@Fitgirlkate 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is the true genius behind reeves and mortimer

@ln3804 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. He is hysterical and never responds to any situation in any way that you would expect . I read somewhere that he trained as a solicitor. Can you imagine his advice on problem solving? Or how he would plead in court.? He is a tonic to watch.

@luisneiva9893 2 жыл бұрын

The look on Sean's face when Bob says "as the kettles get better..." is priceless!

@gavbarker8689 2 жыл бұрын

Love Bob, because of Athletico Mince my internal monologue is his impression of Harry Cane, and i'm in a right old fluttery buttery about it!

@peterjansen3846 Жыл бұрын

I will never get tired of watching this guy laugh. He's such an absolute delight 😊.

@zonermaguire 2 жыл бұрын

I think Bob is my spirit animal :)

@AlanHope2013 2 жыл бұрын

I can only dream of Bob being mine, and I suspect it's the same for you. Nonetheless, even though it's not exactly true, the idea can still lift us higher to paradise.

@DamienAlexander Жыл бұрын

2:55 this is the first time ive seen Lee genuinely laugh

@spana123321 2 жыл бұрын

I love that such an amazing comedian as Lee Mack looks on in awe at Bob👍👍

@Generalindifference 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is such a legend,never fails to make me laugh

@theonetheonlyjoey Жыл бұрын

Sean sounded so happy to learn that Bob had indeed worn his cheesy puff wig out

@David_in_Thailand 2 жыл бұрын

Bob's a national treasure.

@introspectivedreamer3864 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for posting this, the whole thing is just sheer magic 😂😂😂 very best wishes health and happiness to all, genius Bob and RIP another genius, dear Sean Locke much missed🧡

@reelplayer643 2 жыл бұрын

'Winkor, as in the one delivering the wink' Broke me! 😀

@wendischofield352 2 жыл бұрын

One of my most favourite people on the planet. Has me in stitches every time.

@wayne20uk 2 жыл бұрын

I love bob, him and vic reeves was basically my childhood.

@strokenumber3 2 жыл бұрын

Bob always delivers.

@petehodges7711 2 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Bob and Roisin on the same team🤣

@paulpurves484 Жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is a national treasure .

@cheapshotninja 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is so unbelievably charming. Love that guy.

@JakobusVdL 2 жыл бұрын

pure Mortimer gold, thanks for posting

@richardbailey4655 2 жыл бұрын

There’s gonna be a huge Sean shaped hole when the series comes back. Bob Mortimer is a living legend

@audreymcleod4076 2 жыл бұрын

I have only just started watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Im addicted to it now.

@arthurpewtey 2 жыл бұрын

He's just a delight. Even his episode on Desert Island Discs was a hoot.

@dorothydickinson7976 4 ай бұрын

I just keep watching these over and over again they just make me laugh, never get sick. Of Bob,

@grunksprungo 2 жыл бұрын

he is literally one of my favorite people ever lmao

@valerieevans3901 Ай бұрын

This chap just brightens my day, he’s great at lifting my mood. 😊

@kathowed 2 жыл бұрын

There can never be enough Bob Mortimer. Fact!

@joansmith69 2 жыл бұрын

That Chappaquiddick joke went over most of the audiences heads, and I love it!

@capcompass9298 2 жыл бұрын

Driving over narrow bridges when pisssed.

@smoog 2 жыл бұрын

Bob was perhaps the only person who could make Sean Lock genuinely laugh.

@mrstamp5121 2 жыл бұрын

I Love Bob with All my heart long May he reign over us

@djwaynelive 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is in a class of his own.

@man_of_lawlessness 2 жыл бұрын

Can't beat a good laugh mortimer is a legend!

@AtticAurel 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 Sean's head-turn gets me every time... :D

@Devin-O 2 жыл бұрын

Bob can tell the most insane story and it could be true you just never know and that makes Bob Legendary.

@Cobralalalala 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, I see what I done." is funny every time!

@RotGodKing 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to miss Sean.

@andrew9145 Жыл бұрын

He is absolute genius

@j.vanderknaap9446 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is the only one to really crack up Lee and Sean.

@richardlong3615 Жыл бұрын

I love him with Paul Whitehouse in that fishing programme - I think the fishing is incidental to the show its just listening to them chatting is an antidote to just about anything.

@Sam1878Henry 2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he use the pork pie display unit on Taskmaster twice? I love Bob so much

@PeakyBlinder 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is pure genius.

@nickmail7604 Жыл бұрын

Bob is a genius, would love to see more of him on tele

@green4green 8 ай бұрын

Bob and lee are the dream team

@k9sway 2 жыл бұрын

Bob: "I bought it from a market Lagos"' Audience: *laughs*

@SirAreve 2 жыл бұрын

A TV show with Sean and Bob as hosts would have been amazing.

@michaelloveitt350 Жыл бұрын

Only just the comic genius that is BOB MORTIMER!!!

@cavsterxii2068 2 жыл бұрын

8:46 I don't know how Lee actually managed to find a funny thing to say there

@mandel12 2 жыл бұрын

"A thermos keeps hot drinks hot, and cold drinks cold, but how does it know?" Answer: It just does what it FEELS.

@catherineseear7069 Жыл бұрын

He’s just naturally funny❤

@YourManJam 2 жыл бұрын

Bob and Sean

@OldSkoolWax 2 жыл бұрын

"That kind of joke" was genius and no one reacted.

@MissyGail4eva 2 жыл бұрын

You just know a clip will be good when it starts off with a Sean Locke laugh..doubly so when he laughs against 😉 Rest in power, Sean ❤️

@kimurico1 2 жыл бұрын

"The letter isn't actually up there" hshahahahahah