Give credit to Hank for that.

2 hours was for normal speed, with ideal traffic conditions. Bobby was driving a lot slower.

Lmao what’re you talking about bro. That car that Bobby drives is obviously an automatic transmission.

@@masonf7332 You actually believe Cotton Hill would drive a sissy wagon?

​@@masonf7332 It's still impressive that a 12 year old was able to drive a car with everything going at him all at once

Lunatics!

I think 😅the nurse was only joking 🙃

Cotton just leaps to too many conclusions.

I mean....he kind of did tho with how he treated Tilly

Possibly.

I thought Cotton was referring to some secret sex position Hank did to injure Peggy like that.

Good grief.

its texas, he probably got high fived 30 times before they cleared up the confusion

Coulda' also been playin' around with the boy.

they let him cut the umbilical cord too.

Ambulances take too long to arrive, most of the time longer than police.

​@meekmeads It's probably safer than driving when you can't see the street.

Depends on the circumstances of the dilemma.

Ambulances are ridiculously expensive

Blame that on the manufacturers!

Come to think of it, DeeDee’s car was automatic transmission.

No shit.

Just telling the truth!

That boy is a hero

Where you going @RevertantBear Don’t you wanna cut the cord???

I don't know how they think Bobby's the father.

I prefer the possibility of Tammi Duvall becoming the wife of Boomhauer once he’s elected Sheriff of Heimlich County. Plus, I would also like to see Joe Jack from Strickland Propane married to former Cozy Kitchen representative Judy Barnes.

Good grief

However, Hank himself had enough guts to secretly bribe a greedy clerk in records to have the birth certificate read George Henry Hill instead of Good Hank under the circumstances of the dilemma, and Cotton was none the wiser of his older son’s ingenuity to correct a father’s error in giving a name to a child.

And his much older half-brother bribed a clerk in records for the hospital to change the name from Good Hank to George Henry Hill.

@@user-wi6sh6vh8u I hope he did, because calling him Good Hank is just a punch to the gut if you ask me

So long as old Cotton remained none the wiser about the bribe, then he probably wouldn’t try following the philosophy of the crooked auto dealership owner Roy Fuchs in the 1980 movie “USED CARS” when Roy looked the prosecuting attorney in the eyes telling him, “There was a time in this nation that when someone bought off a politician, the SOB stayed bought!!!”

Exactly.

Makes one kind of wonder just how many unpaid parking tickets he’s gotten over the years?!

Topsy was driving not cotton

Proper 12!

I had to drive my dad at age 10 back in 1960 due to him falling of the tractor in the field.

But at least we should know that G.H. is in his twenties by now and Bobby’s at least 40, in accordance with the Gregorian calendar.

@@user-wi6sh6vh8u and somehow he's Bobby's uncle which makes no sense no matter how I think about it

Blame it on Cotton for divorcing Tilly to be with DeeDee.

In more ways than one definitely.

He did drive them there. My first thought would probably be he was just short and young looking if I was told these two just drove to the hospital

Hank probably got a bonus from Buck Strickland, which he used to bribe the records clerk at the hospital to have the birth certificate read George Henry Hill, and Cotton was none the wiser.

Hank: “I managed to bribe the records clerk to change the name from Good Hank to George Henry Hill.” DeeDee: “I won’t tell Cotton if you won’t?”

How could he when he was in such a panic?

It could possibly happen.

Gyott

Definition please.

Good grief.

What car crash are you talking about??

The one in my oldest son’s rough draft script for a screenplay for an animated theatrical movie version of the series, which Mike Judge isn’t interested in because he’s being just too stubborn to listen to reason to make the movie 🎥📽🎞 in the first place.

More or less.

Things were awfully screwy that day.

For tho, I feel bad for Didi because Cotton is a terrible husband

Above all else, keep it in mind that as soon as the animated theatrical movie version of the series is on theatre screens for the 2027 holiday season, we see how DeeDee (dying from injuries sustained in a car crash in Phoenix) leaves the custody of a 9yr old G.H. to Hank and Peggy to finish raising because her own mother is too badly gone over the edge from dementia. The only dilemma with the movie is that we can’t get Mike Judge to listen to reason to make it.

The scenes are taken from two episodes, As Old As The Hills and Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall, the season 3 finale and season 4 opener respectively.