Bob Ross - Home Before Nightfall (Season 28 Episode 13)

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Bob Ross fans! It’s ‘time’ for some happy trees, and we’ve got just what you need: pxlfy.me/BobRossWatchMightyMo...
Bob Ross takes you to a meadow where evening breezes blow upon soft grasses and where you feel warmth from a rustic little cabin.
Season 28 of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross features the following wonderful painting instructions: Fisherman’s Trail, A Warm Winter, Under Pastel Skies, Golden Rays of Sunshine, The Magic of Fall, Glacier Lake, The Old Weathered Barn, Deep Forest Falls, Winter’s Grace, Splendor of Autumn, Tranquil Seas, Mountain Serenity, and Home before Nightfall.
Subscribe to the official Bob Ross KZfaq channel - bit.ly/BobRossSubscribe
Season 28 Playlist: • The Joy of Painting - ...
Originally aired on 8/17/1993

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@matthewward5849 7 жыл бұрын

When bob died and went to heaven God said, certainly glad you could join us today.

@katen1576 6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Ward XD

@IanRM 5 жыл бұрын

So. . this "god" who made the universe and the earths . . . can't or won't cure anything like cancer . . and allows genius people to die like Bob . . equally . . allows people to live like Hitler. His followers, come out with so many different excuses . . "He wants to test us" "He allows us to chose our path" lol. Fact is . . HE created the universe and this planet bad. . . then wants us to repent his own work?? lol . . this God either is a total idiot or . . more scientifically . . has never existed. The guy sits on a cloud listening to 7 billion people pray . . then does nothing . . because he created it in the first place. Come on people. This is 2018. Cavemen invented gods when we only had stones for tools. If you still believe in prehistoric gods in today's age . . you need to visit a psychiatrist.

@TomW215 5 жыл бұрын

IanRM Why did you take his comment seriously?

@michaelgalster3055 5 жыл бұрын

Then he beat the devil out of him huhuhuhuh

@Austin68734 5 жыл бұрын

IanRM chill my guy

@lilbizzy4093 7 жыл бұрын

A Dose of Bob Ross a day,Keeps the anti-depressants away.

@marcusskyfall 6 жыл бұрын

LilBizzy409 a lizard in crimson anyone? 😂

@mayananger7770 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss.

@jamesshanahan3271 6 жыл бұрын

LilBizzy409 yeah that’s me :)

@solthomas118 6 жыл бұрын

LilBizzy409 no it doesn't

@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын

LilBizzy409 AGH! You mean the devil, my little friend.

@Hannibalonthelamb 7 жыл бұрын

Good Guy Bob Ross: -Teaches you how to paint -Teaches you how to make money from painting -Never asks you to donate or tries to sell you his products or lessons -Just wants you to be happy

@highbloodeddreams7363 7 жыл бұрын

Strange Love he even did this show for free. He just really wanted to teach people how to paint

@dais1151 7 жыл бұрын

Eridan Ampora/ Cronus Ampora/ Tavros Nitram no way that's amazing ! Incredible man 😔✨❣

@highbloodeddreams7363 7 жыл бұрын

yeah. he really was.

@raineeredman1113 7 жыл бұрын

he never wanted to or was interested in making money from it

@classyviper1one 7 жыл бұрын

Bob figured out the true meaning of life! it's all about how you loved! RIP Bob Ross

@eric21200 6 жыл бұрын

"This is the most popular art show in the history of television.... and it's your fault." 😂

@random-makeings 3 жыл бұрын

I gladly accept that blame 😁

@ziggy8253 6 жыл бұрын

Whoever dislikes a Bob Ross video is an unhappy cloud.

@beckiehubley5798 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the dislikes are camera people who worked with him. They still hear it in their nightmares....Bob beating the devil out of that brush....

@c.a.g.1977 4 жыл бұрын

Whoever dislikes Bob Ross should have the devil beaten out of them with a large brush 😂

@merlinnelson9368 4 жыл бұрын

ill break their happy little kneecaps

@Willsg703 4 жыл бұрын

@@beckiehubley5798 2l🤣😂

@ciarrasanchez9316 4 жыл бұрын

Periodt

@dakotasimpson8952 7 жыл бұрын

who the fuck dislikes a bob Ross video

@user-qf5pl6xx7t 7 жыл бұрын

Sad little Devil

@codybgamin 7 жыл бұрын

People who do it just to spite people like you who comment on why people dislike Bob Ross videos.

@ogbass9818 7 жыл бұрын

Cleanse them with fire

@dakotasimpson8952 7 жыл бұрын

somebody start roasting me

@novemberomori2426 7 жыл бұрын

Death By Chi-Chi Your name and profile picture give me life

@user-ys5yv2nz6w 7 жыл бұрын

This man was a gift

@mr.popvania852 7 жыл бұрын

Danyul Boi Agreed

@federicoarmas9011 5 жыл бұрын

Biblical

@Ha1ivan 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@status0 Жыл бұрын

Was? Is.

@goaway8349 7 жыл бұрын

4:32-4:48 Woah that was deep damn Bob.

@user-iw3yo6sf8c 7 жыл бұрын

Kanaya Maryam Yeap...😢

@nickyyv2137 7 жыл бұрын

Kanaya Maryam deep stuf

@pony_girlnexic303 7 жыл бұрын

Kanaya Maryam Super Deep

@donniemcelroy162 7 жыл бұрын

so derp. 👀

@gage4975 7 жыл бұрын

donnie mcelroy z ahhh

@PepeLeFunk 7 жыл бұрын

Year after year, every time he cleans out (beats) a brush, he laughs and enjoys it. Incredible.

@israelbenitez6346 6 жыл бұрын

PepeLeFunk he knew the audience liked it...that's why they zoom in on it as well

@chrisfegan81 5 жыл бұрын

Israel Benitez plus he just loved covering everybody in paint

@marlenaazure814 2 жыл бұрын

It gets me every time

@lynnquin8565 9 ай бұрын

Just beat the devil out of it. 😇

@thekidfromiowa 7 жыл бұрын

I wish I could live in a Bob Ross painting.

@gjb79ful 5 жыл бұрын

Adam Vanderpluym great comment

@smcgloth 4 жыл бұрын

They are more beautiful than the human world, that's for sure. Cities are polluted, and nature is clean and beautiful.

@rosebelliveau4483 3 жыл бұрын

@mercycantstoppooin 3 жыл бұрын

Woah... you live in Iowa.. sadly same

@AlexandraBolz 3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@tcaz21 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is the best therapy ever.

@cesarinrin 7 жыл бұрын

"You sorta caught me there"... alright bob, I'm on to you ..

@paularogers1443 6 жыл бұрын

Cesar Munante h

@marcusskyfall 6 жыл бұрын

Cesar Munante 😂

@carolineg1872 4 жыл бұрын

I lived in New Smyrna Beach for awhile and worked at Blackbeards, a seafood restaurant. Bob came in with three friends for early bird...he was ethereal. This was in 1992.

@paulleal6419 7 жыл бұрын

i wish this guy was still living

@djdoubx96000 7 жыл бұрын

"is still living" sounds better :D

@dais1151 7 жыл бұрын

Roy Andersson but it's grammatically incorrect...

@djdoubx96000 7 жыл бұрын

Vie I know xD

@michaelgosen4924 4 жыл бұрын

When did Bob Ross die I thought he was still living I just started watching his video on KZfaq not to long ago

@carolineg1872 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgosen4924 In 1995 from lymphoma.

@TheChaosDragoness 7 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is so soothing, he's the perfect thing to help you fall asleep when insomnia tries to get the better of you.

@matfaamstfaa 6 жыл бұрын

I'm from Iraq Ross is great in paint

@StephaniePhillips74 6 жыл бұрын

The Chaos Dragoness Amen

@ahmedabbasi9434 6 жыл бұрын

Excellent work boob

@julianamarie8280 5 жыл бұрын

The Chaos Dragoness me right now

@agustinabalcarce1726 5 жыл бұрын

Right on! It's so relaxing to watch him paint and talk 💞

@TadRaunch 7 жыл бұрын

My dad died last night. I'm still in pain, but Bob Ross's Joy of Painting has been very healing :)

@josephpepin3092 7 жыл бұрын

TadRaunch I'm sorry, prayers for him coming my friend.

@RobertF- 7 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss. My father died two years ago, and I know how difficult it is. The pain becomes less intense over time. Listening to Eckhart Tolle and Sadhguru helped me at the time, just thought I would mention them. Stay strong. Take care.

@jeevesosiris 7 жыл бұрын

Very sorry to hear it.

@TadRaunch 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you, friends, for your kind words. As Bob Ross says, we have to have the light and the dark. To those whose dads are still with us, please let him know you love him.

@Falcon15x 7 жыл бұрын

TadRaunch So Sad!!!

@AllThisThen 7 жыл бұрын

When he smiles and waves goodbye, it is the warmest smile.

@kkerr1993 6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes it is! Bob was a great man!!!

@valerie80yearsago90 6 жыл бұрын

This man could've brought world peace by himself.

@jade-xd7wm 2 жыл бұрын

He basically did

@charliechaplin142 7 жыл бұрын

LONG LIVE BOB ROSS.

@iivenii5486 7 жыл бұрын

XpertGam3r is a saying when some is dead. I'm pretty sure

@Spanky40113 7 жыл бұрын

IIVenII he died in 95?

@feniavoloos6668 7 жыл бұрын

jake esquivel no idea

@vaspecte9709 7 жыл бұрын

Charlie Chaplin LONG LIVE THE KING

@connersmith4801 7 жыл бұрын

Charlie Chaplin you're dead and so is Bob. RIP

@ChiroTom5 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he acts like we caught him off guard at the beginning, like he forgot he was doing a show… this man is so endearing.

@kipster.4111 7 жыл бұрын

"nothing worse than a mad tree." god this guy is my childhood.

@hannahplumleymycarnivaladd6365 6 жыл бұрын

I love how he gets so much satisfaction and happiness from something so simple as hitting his brush against the easel leg

@Julia-ds9td 7 жыл бұрын

what a wonderful human being

@The120376 5 жыл бұрын

Bob: "This is become the most popular art show in the history of television and it's your fault" Us: "The pleasure is all ours Bob. We thank you and appreciate all of your artwork as always. God bless you my friend"

@georgereichardt5275 5 жыл бұрын

"Cuz this is really the highlight of my whole life..." 💙💙💙

@pudgieperalta 7 жыл бұрын

It was amazing how he finishes each painting on time! Talking at the same time takes real talent. In my opinion PBS was blessed to have Bob...he was special. Miss you Bob, God bless you 🙏

@binkevandoorn5977 5 жыл бұрын

Dont you apologize for getting excited bobbie

@marieconroy8467 7 жыл бұрын

What a kind and gentle soul!

@louisestaats234 4 жыл бұрын

Odd to realize he was 20 years in the military army I think.

@mrwhitewash_ 6 жыл бұрын

"Ooh. Ya. I like that... Sorry. I get excited sometimes... Oo Yaa."- Bob Ross

@majorsy-0325 7 жыл бұрын

How do we possibly be as peaceful as him?

@smcgloth 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross's videos are about two things: 1. Painting 2. ASMR

@jdlhawaii 6 жыл бұрын

I can remember watching Bob's The Joy of Painting in the 80s and its still great today! Calms me in a troubled world! We all need more happy tree and less hate!

@havocjonyt7400 5 жыл бұрын

PREACH

@Kacho77 5 жыл бұрын

Factz

@beckiehubley5798 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't grow up with TV and I wasn't into watching PBS when I was in my 20's and finally got cable. I think I discovered him in like 2011. I loved it, and googled Bob Ross. I was so sad to find out he had died.

@MattKnowsTech 7 жыл бұрын

Obligatory "beat the devil out of it" at 1:10

@faranglao8006 7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Kosloski - it never gets old. It's quality the way that he chuckles when he says it.

@tibotallon9040 7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Kosloski i just love it when he smiles and says 'and just beat the devil out of it' ans smirks so happily

@shillbill1299 5 жыл бұрын

*RIP DEVIL*

@anuszharmat 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@kaoko111 6 жыл бұрын

The Joy of painting can't be a more accurate title. Bob is enjoying every second.

@JSone4Design 6 жыл бұрын

Not even a minute into the show and he was already beating the devil. Way to be a boss, Bob.

@puzzling9321 7 жыл бұрын

6:10 Bob was just about to burst into song :P.

@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын

Puzzling 😂🎶

@emilior9753 7 жыл бұрын

this guy just makes me want to do good things

@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын

Ketchup laced Popcorn You mean Bob?

@Foolt24 7 жыл бұрын

How could anyone dislike this?!?

@EmpyreanLightASMR 7 жыл бұрын

I bet liquid hwite disliked it because he didn't use it here.

@Dylan-vk7yg 7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Schrock and the 3rd dislike was the devil itself

@trumpswalz8843 7 жыл бұрын

Dark Light yup

@romannoodles7564 7 жыл бұрын

Foolt24 the Potato try probably thought it said dis I like

@EmpyreanLightASMR 7 жыл бұрын

Roman Noodles haha clever

@lynnquin8565 9 ай бұрын

I started painting a little over 4 years ago at age 66. I wasn't familiar with Bob Ross at all.I began coming across his name and learned he painted with oil so didn't watch any of his videos on you tube. One evening about 6 months ago I saw that 'The Joy of Painting' had been added to the weeknight lineup and decided to watch. I was hooked within the first 10 minutes. Even though he painted with oil there is much that can be applied to painting with acrylics and I learn something every time I watch. The man was a national treasure.

@RafuStudio 6 жыл бұрын

If there was really a place as beautiful as the ones painted by Bob Ross, I would love to live in there.

@coolpetsportugal947 7 жыл бұрын

"I just beat the devil out of it" 😂😂😂 this guy was amazing. I also think he was a ASMR pioneer without even know it

@JWH316 7 жыл бұрын

No need for him to say hope you'll like. Your Bob Ross, of course we will love your work. And will continue to miss you too.

@jayden766xx 7 жыл бұрын

jeremy hunt We still do need hope, as no one can use the correct "your"

@123jerro 7 жыл бұрын

Yes we do miss Bob terribly. So sad that his life here was cut short. His legacy lives on in this realm, so in that respect He also lives on! Another thing that saddened me the other day was that i went into a local Michaels store to buy some new brushes and there was not one single Bob Ross item on their shelves,nothing ! I'm a now 61 year old man but, i felt like crying right then and there! Not that i cant find his stuff in michaels , but that they and obviously a lot of his followers have started the process of casting him aside. Thankfully Bob Ross products are (at least for the present ) still available elsewhere on sites like ebay and amazon maybe.

@alliemuir9625 7 жыл бұрын

i love bob ross....no matter what mood he is in...and you can tell from each episode if hes truly happy or if hes fusterated with the director or producers lmao sad hes gone

@lynnquin8565 9 ай бұрын

I'm not criticizing your spelling at all - I know how easy it is to make typos -but your 'fusterated' made me smile. I lost my mom in 1977 when she was only 44 years old, and she pronounced 'frustrated' as 'fusterated' all of her life.

@RobertF- 7 жыл бұрын

Only three seasons left people. Let's make them good.

@horrorman2237 7 жыл бұрын

then rewatch all of them 6 more times

@treygourneau7892 7 жыл бұрын

Robert Watch from the first season, all the way through.

@Falcon15x 7 жыл бұрын

Thedongerman Ikr

@johnbeddingfield9029 6 жыл бұрын

Jason Bluha He passed away in 1995 so I doubt he will.

@jackwright9236 6 жыл бұрын

Jason Bluha lol

@tron2802 6 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross was the gift that kept on giving

@huggablebears 7 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is love, bob Ross is life...

@angellaidlow4527 7 жыл бұрын

Callum Macey I'm gonna beat the devil out of you in a minute

@pudgieperalta 7 жыл бұрын

I wish I had one of his painting, awesome to know HE created it with his personal vision of his world at that moment.

@eblackwell 4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a favorite?

@smoothandchunky1 7 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is so poetic and lyrical. Just loved him. ♡ 4:23

@khitai8227 4 жыл бұрын

Every fluffy cloud or vivid sunset I think of bob ross rip bob

@lindalee4014 4 жыл бұрын

Amen.As well as it should be the most popular t.v. art show. Bob Ross's VOICE & STYLE HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. He was an still is as popular now if not more today. The Joy of Painting, can lift your spirits to a higher level and will at the same time see you off towards sleepytime. Now tomorrow you will have renewed HOPE BECASE OF BOB ROSS . May all your strength be back & you can paint alongside of Bob Ross with others.

@GOMD77 7 жыл бұрын

Fucking love the sound he makes with his brush when he "Beats the devil out of it"

@chrisnam1603 4 жыл бұрын

'and its your fault & i thank you so much...' Bob always so humble & caring, in such a soft way that, only those who 'are aware' of this, he is a teacher in so many ways♥, loads of respect & thanks Bob+

@AdamKoenigseggCCXR 6 жыл бұрын

The sound of that brush being beaten is unbalevable 😂

@hellogovernor8058 6 жыл бұрын

Nothing better than listening to Bob Ross when your ill

@AromaticTubers 7 жыл бұрын

rip bob 😢😢😭😭😭😭

@isaiahc8718 6 жыл бұрын

SAMIRR wait, he died? Since when?????

@masterdraw2645 6 жыл бұрын

Fireball 5555555555 sadly he died in 1995 😢😢😢😭😭

@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын

SAMIRR But he’s painting his own world!

@brianhines1452 3 жыл бұрын

Bob made a beautiful Orange color. 🎨🖌️🧡🍊

@elijuarez7921 6 жыл бұрын

Just like to say iv been watching your show since 1989 or so. Thank you.

@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын

elieser juarez 1989? Damn, I wish I lived when he was still alive..

@ridhaannisahidayat4578 5 жыл бұрын

I have a problem with my husband. and when i saw this, oh god.. bob's painting is healing me 😊 thanks god to create this man...

@cblodg1 6 жыл бұрын

This has to be the first time I've seen Bob paint on a dry canvas to start.

@larrbaII 4 жыл бұрын

With Bob Ross every painting, is a magic trick.. :)

@duanehamel7668 6 жыл бұрын

i love me some bob ross before a good night

@markcherriman6136 5 жыл бұрын

Had I not found Bob I wouldn't be here today 🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨

@hoobadooba2000 6 жыл бұрын

Bob ross is the man

@-KG-uz2rw 6 жыл бұрын

I get baked and watch these videos, he is so amazing, great positivity and good vibes makes me feel very relaxed

@armandooviedo5022 3 жыл бұрын

Just glad he is now I. The sky with all his clouds and trees that reach the heavens with their buddies Bc no tree should be lonely

@Mpshfromlowell64 7 жыл бұрын

Of all the paintings I've seen him do so far, this one makes me the happiest....

@vndrevlves 7 жыл бұрын

10:07 - LOL, when haters had some dignity

@draliene9640 6 жыл бұрын

Ержан Насанов well if you want a painting without the trees listen to bob himself “your world doesn’t have to have the big trees” lol

@zogar9169 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-un6sb4kn2z great comment 😂

@spartacusvikinga 7 жыл бұрын

When my dog shakes his head his ears whacking his head is the same sound as the brush hitting the legs of the easel when he cleans the brush. Bob Ross is sadly missed and was a great talent.

@Xanyy__ Жыл бұрын

11:43 I’m 15 a teen kid crying at this part when I’m tryna head to sleep listening to his soothing voice . May god bless him love him so so so much ❤️💞

@olgavina1731 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the moment with Bob Ross, unforgettable and generous artist.

@seashoregamer117 7 жыл бұрын

after the last episode, the cycle should be started again, and then again, and again, while we're alive

@solthomas118 6 жыл бұрын

Seashore Gamer a new generation shall maintain the service of Bob Ross expansionism

@binkevandoorn5977 5 жыл бұрын

"If i take to much time here they dont have no sense of humor" heheheh

@kris4y55 6 жыл бұрын

11:36 literally he is so precious I wish I had known him in person I feel like I would've been so happy all the time would've been so blessed

@Luna-rg7vs 6 жыл бұрын

He sounds like those nice therapists where their voice is nice and soothing, the paintings looks like hours were put into it but in reality he just did it in like half an hour.

@sarabanas1447 5 жыл бұрын

Well DAMN I can’t believe how many people are STILL so into watching these old shows, i looove em, was SO EXCITED when I stumbled upon these shows here!! 😀 I’m 35 yrs old and can remember watching these with my dad growing up, I guess Bob Ross is just a timeless legend for all those damn happy trees and beatin the dickens out of those paint brushes!!! 😂😂👍

@TheCamaroguy1967 7 жыл бұрын

I wish I could have met bob! He sounds so sweet☺️😊

@Selvaggia-fp5vb 3 ай бұрын

Bob Ross , dipingeva capolavori straprdinari .Non sofferarsi e ' difficile e ammirare la sua bravura .

@TGIYJB 7 жыл бұрын

Love you bob ross your voice is angelic so calming n relaxing it's trance-like. you're my inspiration in art done a few from your videos

@kelseymaev 5 жыл бұрын

Thank God for Bob Ross!

@justinlaboy6837 5 жыл бұрын

bob ross paints mr. rogers portrait = world peace accomplished

@kkerr1993 6 жыл бұрын

“Beat the devil out of it!” I love that quote. Bob Ross was a classy man!!!

@heartthrob1255 6 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is too pure

@maryannnardelli1756 4 жыл бұрын

We should all be like Bob Ross!

@dimitrisdimitris5304 6 жыл бұрын

God bless him where ever he is.

@williambornstein3664 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross paintings is so relaxing.

@genericname3486 7 жыл бұрын

Why is he so talented?(AND HOW IS HE SO TALENTED?!?)

@EFinch 4 жыл бұрын

The painting is great, but that fro is on point

@Shadow-1854 2 жыл бұрын

Bob ross is nice it is the perfect stress relief in 2020 and 2021

@ghosttgirlghosttspook5478 6 жыл бұрын

the angel of painting, RIP....on a happy little cloud..

@tysonrinker5958 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is a mega superstar everybody knows his name

@ogbass9818 7 жыл бұрын

I get REAL high and watch these.

@luisapontte8413 7 жыл бұрын

Rusty 2017 ayeeeee

@entrydenialdevice4292 6 жыл бұрын

How high

@DS_DoggerX 3 жыл бұрын

@@entrydenialdevice4292 I'm good howbout you

@JimmyCakeSon 7 жыл бұрын

good night everybody )

@unclequack5445 3 жыл бұрын

When he scratches off the outline ghost of the cabin it looks like it has adaptive camouflage maybe James Bond lives there in your world. Teacher is the best.

@TheCityBeneathMusic 8 ай бұрын

"The Mad Trees" sounds like a great name for a band haha 🌳🎶 I love the episodes where he would switch it up with the dry canvases.

@astroboirap 4 ай бұрын

already is one

@Morganistalking 5 жыл бұрын

"Okay, ready to get crazy? " fuck yes Bob. Fuck yes.

@draliene9640 6 жыл бұрын

I hope he still beats the devil out of his brushes everyday wherever he is... what an angel.

@colonelkurtz2269 4 ай бұрын

Bob: You want to get crazy? Me: Go on......😊

@raineeredman1113 7 жыл бұрын

I just love Rob he is such a blessing to me

@christopherrobyn4416 7 жыл бұрын

XD Rob Boss

@dwightyboy2075 6 жыл бұрын

He's a blessing to all of us

@BatNips420 7 жыл бұрын

I love bob Ross his trees are fantastic ☺

@Dogowisdom605 7 жыл бұрын

Tacticalcoffe LIVE thanks

@drLight_ 5 жыл бұрын

me: *listening to video* bob: welcome back me: ok bob: and I'm covering the entire canvas with a very thin coat of *phthalo blue* me: *snaps neck, turning around* YOU WHAT