Bert and Tom make a list of their previous lovers and talk about what dating was like before smartphones. ymhstudios.com/ store.ymhstudios.com/ / yourmomshousepodcast
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@BrandonAlanBell2 жыл бұрын
I can tell that Tom knows Bert is walking a very dangerous line and just subtlety eggs him on. So funny.
@Superhot3202 жыл бұрын
Toms face is so priceless and just screams fuckery. like he genuinely cant wait to fuck with him
@rulisa11312 жыл бұрын
@@Superhot320 Tom seems like he would have been a nightmare in elementary school 😂
@paintballplayer700 Жыл бұрын
Tom’s psychopath grin while Bert is slowly talking himself into a divorce 😅
@whapaa34582 жыл бұрын
Yea I didn't wanna hear Tom's double sister best friend story anyway.., jeez Mr bert
@constantdoodle322 жыл бұрын
Right
@cian29442 жыл бұрын
stepping on good stories frequently 😂🤐
@adammchale45502 жыл бұрын
He can't stop talking. Shit on a story I wanted to hear.
@fractaled31292 жыл бұрын
Was a little disappointed too. Pity he's so self-involved and can't shut up.
@Crazyfool122 жыл бұрын
Yeah he drives me nuts. He literally thinks that everything he has to say is the most important thing in the world.
@gregantonio1 Жыл бұрын
7:36 Bert having to recheck his "F list" to to make sure Leann was the one is pure comedy gold!! lmao
@waldog10792 жыл бұрын
Imagine marrying Bart, now imagine watching a video of him on the internet talking about how he still regrets not having sex with the coolest girl he ever met
@RichPianasOilPump2 жыл бұрын
You could have ended that comment 3 words in
@Gen74862 жыл бұрын
Now imagine how insecure you’d have to be to feel any type of way about hypothetical situations.
@SenorEmborracho2 жыл бұрын
@@Gen7486 you're definitely a virgin
@Gen74862 жыл бұрын
@@SenorEmborracho and that reply tells me your mum rarely ever held you and your dad died early.
@diogoaxel2 жыл бұрын
@@Gen7486 Jesus. Savage.
@TruthDojaShow2 жыл бұрын
I love how not an episode goes by it seems where we don't see Bert falling closer and closer to a divorce lmao
@Rut53 Жыл бұрын
LeAnn is staying for the kids. When the last is 18, she's leaving and taking half. The way she sees it is by then there will be a few more million she can take from Brent. It's just a job at this point.
@ahncisneros98 Жыл бұрын
@@Rut53 or riding it out till he has a massive fucken stroke cause it’s bound to happen soon or an OD
@cameronthebobameron1930 Жыл бұрын
@@Rut53 that’s assuming he doesn’t kill himself with his alcoholism by then
@tonyransom3848 Жыл бұрын
I bet that guy laughing in the back is easily the happiest person alive.
@mfforeskin97552 жыл бұрын
I get really interested about what Tom's gonna say...then Brünt interrupts him, and Tom doesn't continue to tell his story
@kaaajeee2 жыл бұрын
right, this show is only fun when bert is out.
@aarongerdts2162 жыл бұрын
Bert blows
@ezra47172 жыл бұрын
@@kaaajeee go listen to Tom Talks or the other 600+ episodes of YMH that Brandon isn’t on
@domixBH2 жыл бұрын
oh right.. you listen to 2 Bears 1 Cave to hear Tom speak? This fuckin guy...
@bassikproform2391 Жыл бұрын
Bert REALLY needs to learn the whole lying/ shutting up skill
@Rut53 Жыл бұрын
He can lie, but only to exaggerate a story. And he does it often
@Kevin-dl7ek2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear Tom's story about hooking up with his sisters best friends!!!
@landonoshie13312 жыл бұрын
I believe it's on the honey dew podcast if I remember right
@Jilliandoug2 жыл бұрын
@@landonoshie1331 which one?
@landonoshie13312 жыл бұрын
I believe it was 17 but I can't remember
@ChillinRed Жыл бұрын
The laughter in the background will never get old. 😂
@Mibour Жыл бұрын
Bert: explains something, burps, loses his train of thoughts, changes topic
@kaloyankolev9804Күн бұрын
Nah dude I'm dead underrated comment💀💀💀💀💀
@evanputtick1485 Жыл бұрын
The crew members laughs in the background in each episode are GOLD 🤣
@APolishPlayer2 жыл бұрын
if bert played sports in highschool, hed still be trying to wear his letterman...
@dustintapp52302 жыл бұрын
Bert's mind gets so distracted so easily he cant even finish a story or let someone else finish theirs. Love they guy but sometimes he just detracts from the situation
@diegoledezma40452 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like Bert a lot and he’s very important to the show but him constantly interrupting and talking about himself is just getting annoying.
@sambattaglene2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree.
@luciferscrotum2 жыл бұрын
It’s gotten to the point where I no longer like bert and what he brings to the show. I only like toms reactions and when he eggs bert on to continue saying stupid shit
@laiskapyykki2 жыл бұрын
He is drunk as balls.
@noahlowery1967 Жыл бұрын
He can’t even help it he’s a big baby
@RandysDirtyBurger2 жыл бұрын
These bears have been in and out of caves their whole lives 😂
@protoype1232 жыл бұрын
Gold Sir straight gold 😂🤣
@ubernate860 Жыл бұрын
Bert was dancing with death here and Tom just kept it going. Fuckin glorious moment lmao
@DDS_Rips Жыл бұрын
Bert is literally describing the EBDB from The League. The Eskimo Brothers Data Base🤣
@Chuck-PK9 ай бұрын
7:37 Jesus H. Christ. That pause and glance back at the list, keep digging Bert, just keep on digging.
@irishrebel76162 жыл бұрын
I swear Nadav's laugh makes these videos.
@Bsnowman222 жыл бұрын
It's like an authentic laugh track 🤣
@vitamind23872 жыл бұрын
No it doesn’t. Shit is old
@sirchadiusmaximusiii2 жыл бұрын
TF? It’s like a drunk chick with an annoying laugh that ruins the joke and seems like they pay him per cackle.
@johnsutphin94002 жыл бұрын
@@vitamind2387 don't watch then, he's part of the podcast smh
@InfactBased2 жыл бұрын
I know, his laugh kills me!
@poppagru2 жыл бұрын
When Bert said his b job list was through the roof, I expected Tom to say giving or receiving....
@JusticeForDinner2 жыл бұрын
poor leanne….
@JusticeForDinner2 жыл бұрын
tom is a very very smart man
@X7Maverick2 жыл бұрын
She should be taking out the biggest life insurance policy possible.
@hannaharnold99912 жыл бұрын
i don’t think Bert is self aware enough to realize how lucky he is to have a wife smh
@Malaziel2 жыл бұрын
@@hannaharnold9991 Bert has a net worth over 10 million dollars. He could be an absolutely disgusting troglodyte and still have a smoke show of a wife.
@lwnf3602 жыл бұрын
Their producer laughing in the background is so great. 🤣
@andrew18607 Жыл бұрын
It’s so great that the ad before this video was for Bert’s movie
@kylescott76542 жыл бұрын
Just let him finish a fucking story man.
@toomuchalex9776 Жыл бұрын
You’re so mad 🤣
@xellffs6258 Жыл бұрын
@@toomuchalex9776 lol everyone is. These comments are hilarious. Like, why watch the podcast if you're gonna just bitch about Bert?
@Gilky342 Жыл бұрын
@@toomuchalex9776 They're not wrong, dummy
@K1forMVP2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear your dad passed away Tom. RIP Top Dog.
@muhammedahmed32912 жыл бұрын
WHAT???
@moustafachoucair5062 жыл бұрын
@@muhammedahmed3291 his dad died
@yarnosh2 жыл бұрын
You guys are so unexpectedly wholesome. I just assumed comedians were all hooking up with a different girl each show.
@user-tx5bx3wq4g2 жыл бұрын
Imagine marrying someone and finding out they blew Burt...
@curtthechameleon Жыл бұрын
I love hearing these two. Comedy gold.
@xbmpr2 жыл бұрын
To anyone interested in Tom’s story about his sisters friend, Tom told it in another podcast but I can’t remember which one he has too many lol
@milesbeler3974 Жыл бұрын
@Jan Klemenc High and tight
@Xoltris Жыл бұрын
Taco MacArthur created the app that Bert wants
@FELiPES1012 жыл бұрын
I would argue that with phones, dating and finding partners is much harder because it's too easy to be inhumane and totally shut someone out of your life.
@bruhmomentum80522 жыл бұрын
that's not inhumane
@callanc39252 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomentum8052 ghosting is kinda inhumane bro, its basically the modern day equivalent to moving town and getting a new name
@speedrob2 жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 Even that's still not inhumane, kinda or even close, cold behaviour maybe. There is and there isn't reasons someone might do that, for you both to pass a strong judgement on the 'concept' is kinda silly imho Me, you and everyone has the complete right to 'pick and choose' who we surround ourselves with. It's not an arrogant thing, I do agree that we all also equally deserve answers to if there is a disliking, for if there could be some self-improvment (on both parties). But you can't force or demand this from someone also on the same notes. Some people are not fit for eachother, to just be around, as friends or otherwise so having uncompatible personalities out your life... is only good for you. TLDR; If someone 'cuts you out', you have equal right to return the favour in kind.
@62.812 жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 no one owes you conversation bro
@_d_ot2 жыл бұрын
This a sad set of comments, hope y’all heal from whatever hurt you
@user-tb3ss2lb9t2 жыл бұрын
Bert wants to be single so bad
@kry4973 Жыл бұрын
He thinks he does. It's a grass is greener on the other side situation. The fact that he found someone decent to marry and have kids with considering his lifestyle, age, and mentality is a miracle. Even if he was single he'd never shut up long enough to get to know somebody anyways.
@majikjuggalo Жыл бұрын
@@kry4973Bert will get robbed, ripped off and completely taken advantage of women now. When she’s gone, his half will be drained on car payments, mortgages and shopping for multiple 👩🏾
@jimjohnson38652 жыл бұрын
Wish Brent wouldn’t interrupt some of these stories from Tom that we actually want to hear
@ctgrady31482 жыл бұрын
Bert really described the EBDB at the end. Shows that Taco was right, there's a market for it
@eddieborkstrom2 жыл бұрын
I started looking for this comment as soon as Brent said that, lol.
@Mario.Martinez1306 Жыл бұрын
“What happens at the EBDBBnB, stays at the EBDBBnB…… in our video collection” 🤣
@magdabrownis2652 жыл бұрын
My sister was 2 years ahead of me in school and I was 6’3” as a Freshman. God I miss being in high school
@minnumseerrund2 жыл бұрын
that's sad
@arthurfonzarelli98289 ай бұрын
@@minnumseerrundI thought the same exact thing there's nothing more pathetic than guys who peaked in high school.
@TheBudBoss2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this was a wild ride. Love the song at the end xD
@Hemery252 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Bert’s idea at the end is a real thing in the show the league taco created the EBDB which is the escomo brothers data base and that’s how he basically survived
@wesman4838 Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest podcast ever every time somebody does a cackle laugh they should get a raise I love the cackle background laughing
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
Garth Brooks responding to the question "Where are the bodies?" Garth: I cant remember their names.
@js-vs4qw2 жыл бұрын
I’m in tears
@gregantonio1 Жыл бұрын
This is just COMEDY GOLD!!!
@mikewhalen49222 жыл бұрын
The magic of Bert is wearing off bigtime.
@brandycehenry2 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who was starting to feel this way…
@huckleberrylachow22022 жыл бұрын
Magic? I thigh thing everyone always hated this guy..3 episodes in he was too annoying for me to ever watch the show again
@klaire1058 Жыл бұрын
“Why cause you know I’ll talk about it?” HAHAHA MEEEE 😂
@deanweimer3555 Жыл бұрын
The laughter in the back is the best part lmfao 🤣
@noahsmith7894 Жыл бұрын
Bert looks like tim Allen, midway through the santa transformation.
@steveh_cdn5692 жыл бұрын
When you think about…….and pause before sayin…..”Without a doubt…….” Bert (bërt, burt, birt, beurt) is so damn great!!
@therealanus Жыл бұрын
Tom is so awkward this whole clip is awesome
@kennychism7985 Жыл бұрын
I love the laughs in the back
@al43852 жыл бұрын
Another episode of the Bert Show feat Timmy Segura.
@phillipt16972 жыл бұрын
They know their wives gonna see this right? 🤣
@thebeardedsamurai80672 жыл бұрын
Bert was describing the Eskimo Brothers Database at the end. If you have watched the show The League you know what I'm talking about.
@SnyderTools2 жыл бұрын
Love these guys!
@Lalalalala... Жыл бұрын
7:01 their reactions hahaha and the laughing in the background😂😂😂😂😂
@dougvereecke64392 жыл бұрын
Bert, the sex database you speak of was fictionally featured on The League. The EBDB, Eskimo Brother Database. Jon Lajoie was all about that.
@ben33042 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the EBDB BNB
@klaire1058 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t remember their names” hey. Sometimes you don’t remember their face soooo 😂
@heatherleigh6087 Жыл бұрын
Six degrees of separation of sex is called contact tracing Bert 😂🤣😂
@matthewcantu4654 Жыл бұрын
Definitely, without a doubt🤔....ya, without a doubt.🤣 Bert's hilarious
@semi-Collin Жыл бұрын
I need a group of people that laugh at all my stories and conversations in the background of my life
@richardshaw48662 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he smells like french fries.
@barrettpickett5603 Жыл бұрын
Hold on let me look at this list again. I am rolling.
@TheRealMrMustache Жыл бұрын
“Definitely, without a doubt …” *hesitates*
@MantissToboggan2 жыл бұрын
Man, I really don't like Bean.
@maxruther99852 жыл бұрын
bert describing Tacos EBDB BnB gives me life
@sissyofFreemont2 жыл бұрын
Leanne is the shit. I think she would do just fine without Bert
@Mewse1203 Жыл бұрын
"Just be quiet" 😂🤣
@markandrus88792 жыл бұрын
2 Kings of Romance!! Neither one can a remember a single name.
@no-gc6xd2 жыл бұрын
I think about how sad Tom is going to be when Bert dies. I think about this a lot. A lot, a lot.
@travisboyd62722 жыл бұрын
*Doubt's a whole lot. "........Without a doubt" *Doubt's more
@bradmagyor35462 жыл бұрын
Yo. Bert is going through some shit. You can tell.
@MarMar-mh7df2 жыл бұрын
At the end Bert talking about the EBDB (Eskimo brothers database) from The League that Taco made haha
@micahraymond2862 жыл бұрын
Bert just described the Eskimo Brothers Data Base
@Mibour Жыл бұрын
Bert: let me think… without a doubt! Then thinks
@damon45122 жыл бұрын
the fucking speed at which I would leave someone that talked about their ex's like that. I mean damn Burt, Think. lol
@Bolchang2 жыл бұрын
Tom really need a bill burr style Monday morning podcast. I think he’s hilarious but all of his cohost should talk less
@Mythowars2 жыл бұрын
Bert either could give a fuck what someone is saying and was never ever stopped doing this growing up so he still does it, or he literally has an underdeveloped mind. If you talk to a child, and child for more then ten minutes she can steer a conversation straight… cause they veer off. Cause a kid can’t focus. I honestly think all the booze is seeping into his brain 100 percent
@Schmidhead Жыл бұрын
Brett in the beanie looks like a Scav from Escape from Tarkov now, "Davay, davay-davay!"
@gavingrisham22082 жыл бұрын
Brent needs the Eskimo Brothers Data Base
@mariabasileo69212 жыл бұрын
Not Bert describing the concept of the EBDB from The League in the last few seconds lol
@Sweetbunnibabi Жыл бұрын
We love Tom ❤ & Bert 😂
@tannernicholson4662 Жыл бұрын
They should rename this podcast “Tom and the interruption”
@_tk_tk2 жыл бұрын
Bert just pitched Taco's EBDB from The League 😂
@DrunknMonkee2 жыл бұрын
'Without a doubt' he says, looking very doubtful :D
@itslooigi2 жыл бұрын
An Eskimo Brother app is lokey a great idea
@cammacleod31522 жыл бұрын
Bert putting his foot in his mouth 😂
@jeffreymoscardelli84282 жыл бұрын
Bert whent to FSU the school is around 7 to 1 that's 7 chick to 1 guy and it helped he was in rolling stone magazine while in college as a huge party animal
@isarleneperez3239 Жыл бұрын
Tom kills me 🤣
@nicholasa53662 жыл бұрын
How in the fuck does bart have 100k more followers than Tom on instagram?
@beatfarmbeats Жыл бұрын
The beautiful mind of Bert Kreischer 🤣
@brandtcrouch279 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like whoever is laughing in the background is laughing for their job lol
@cjtrexler4472 жыл бұрын
Bert just described the ebdb from the league
@moeleicster27372 жыл бұрын
i'm over bert
@thismothafuckasaid73042 жыл бұрын
Same shtick every episode. Can't tell one 2 Bears from another nowadays
@daddy16392 жыл бұрын
The high pitch voice does my head in. Hes funny as fuck but the second he does that high pitch laugh and voice i skip the video 10 seconds until its stopped
@X7Maverick2 жыл бұрын
For anyone curious. There's a documentary made by Porsalin about Bert on KZfaq called "try hard" Very eye opening.
@daddy16392 жыл бұрын
@@X7Maverick its 90 minutes. Can you summarise it for me.
@alecstaley10172 жыл бұрын
When you fund out your heroes have low body counts:(
@emic6212 жыл бұрын
Bruh when is Leann gonna hurry up and divorce Bert and take him for his money..I don’t normally condone this type of thing but with him it’s completely justified..
@YUNGBOOTSTRAP2 жыл бұрын
13:31 Bert talking about the Eskimo Brothers Data Bank
@agentfernandez1473 Жыл бұрын
Bert talking about getting a burner account like wtf
@MJM172 жыл бұрын
Bert could totally market that app idea to public health departments trying to track down STD/STI patients’ partners 😂
@beglubbttv2 жыл бұрын
What beanie is Bernd wearing?
@LiKWiDjay2 жыл бұрын
A generic green one. U can get a lookslike at walmart for $5 prolly
@mattkeenan79692 жыл бұрын
Do they have a background laugh track
@willvr42 жыл бұрын
I feel like most guys who had a younger sister that was only a few years apart, fooled around with at least 1 or 2 of her friends. Shit gets a little weird when you hit 18/19 lol
@romeyjclark Жыл бұрын
Bert basically explained the Eskimo bros business taco bad on the League 🤣🤣🤣
@samueltorres6909 ай бұрын
I swear with the amount of content they have you can use so many clips out of context