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YMH Clips

2 жыл бұрын

Bert and Tom make a list of their previous lovers and talk about what dating was like before smartphones.
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@BrandonAlanBell
@BrandonAlanBell 2 жыл бұрын
I can tell that Tom knows Bert is walking a very dangerous line and just subtlety eggs him on. So funny.
@Superhot320
@Superhot320 2 жыл бұрын
Toms face is so priceless and just screams fuckery. like he genuinely cant wait to fuck with him
@rulisa1131
@rulisa1131 2 жыл бұрын
@@Superhot320 Tom seems like he would have been a nightmare in elementary school 😂
@paintballplayer700
@paintballplayer700 Жыл бұрын
Tom’s psychopath grin while Bert is slowly talking himself into a divorce 😅
@whapaa3458
@whapaa3458 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I didn't wanna hear Tom's double sister best friend story anyway.., jeez Mr bert
@constantdoodle32
@constantdoodle32 2 жыл бұрын
Right
@cian2944
@cian2944 2 жыл бұрын
stepping on good stories frequently 😂🤐
@adammchale4550
@adammchale4550 2 жыл бұрын
He can't stop talking. Shit on a story I wanted to hear.
@fractaled3129
@fractaled3129 2 жыл бұрын
Was a little disappointed too. Pity he's so self-involved and can't shut up.
@Crazyfool12
@Crazyfool12 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he drives me nuts. He literally thinks that everything he has to say is the most important thing in the world.
@gregantonio1
@gregantonio1 Жыл бұрын
7:36 Bert having to recheck his "F list" to to make sure Leann was the one is pure comedy gold!! lmao
@waldog1079
@waldog1079 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine marrying Bart, now imagine watching a video of him on the internet talking about how he still regrets not having sex with the coolest girl he ever met
@RichPianasOilPump
@RichPianasOilPump 2 жыл бұрын
You could have ended that comment 3 words in
@Gen7486
@Gen7486 2 жыл бұрын
Now imagine how insecure you’d have to be to feel any type of way about hypothetical situations.
@SenorEmborracho
@SenorEmborracho 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gen7486 you're definitely a virgin
@Gen7486
@Gen7486 2 жыл бұрын
@@SenorEmborracho and that reply tells me your mum rarely ever held you and your dad died early.
@diogoaxel
@diogoaxel 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gen7486 Jesus. Savage.
@TruthDojaShow
@TruthDojaShow 2 жыл бұрын
I love how not an episode goes by it seems where we don't see Bert falling closer and closer to a divorce lmao
@Rut53
@Rut53 Жыл бұрын
LeAnn is staying for the kids. When the last is 18, she's leaving and taking half. The way she sees it is by then there will be a few more million she can take from Brent. It's just a job at this point.
@ahncisneros98
@ahncisneros98 Жыл бұрын
@@Rut53 or riding it out till he has a massive fucken stroke cause it’s bound to happen soon or an OD
@cameronthebobameron1930
@cameronthebobameron1930 Жыл бұрын
@@Rut53 that’s assuming he doesn’t kill himself with his alcoholism by then
@tonyransom3848
@tonyransom3848 Жыл бұрын
I bet that guy laughing in the back is easily the happiest person alive.
@mfforeskin9755
@mfforeskin9755 2 жыл бұрын
I get really interested about what Tom's gonna say...then Brünt interrupts him, and Tom doesn't continue to tell his story
@kaaajeee
@kaaajeee 2 жыл бұрын
right, this show is only fun when bert is out.
@aarongerdts216
@aarongerdts216 2 жыл бұрын
Bert blows
@ezra4717
@ezra4717 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaaajeee go listen to Tom Talks or the other 600+ episodes of YMH that Brandon isn’t on
@domixBH
@domixBH 2 жыл бұрын
oh right.. you listen to 2 Bears 1 Cave to hear Tom speak? This fuckin guy...
@bassikproform2391
@bassikproform2391 Жыл бұрын
Bert REALLY needs to learn the whole lying/ shutting up skill
@Rut53
@Rut53 Жыл бұрын
He can lie, but only to exaggerate a story. And he does it often
@Kevin-dl7ek
@Kevin-dl7ek 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear Tom's story about hooking up with his sisters best friends!!!
@landonoshie1331
@landonoshie1331 2 жыл бұрын
I believe it's on the honey dew podcast if I remember right
@Jilliandoug
@Jilliandoug 2 жыл бұрын
@@landonoshie1331 which one?
@landonoshie1331
@landonoshie1331 2 жыл бұрын
I believe it was 17 but I can't remember
@ChillinRed
@ChillinRed Жыл бұрын
The laughter in the background will never get old. 😂
@Mibour
@Mibour Жыл бұрын
Bert: explains something, burps, loses his train of thoughts, changes topic
@kaloyankolev9804
@kaloyankolev9804 Күн бұрын
Nah dude I'm dead underrated comment💀💀💀💀💀
@evanputtick1485
@evanputtick1485 Жыл бұрын
The crew members laughs in the background in each episode are GOLD 🤣
@APolishPlayer
@APolishPlayer 2 жыл бұрын
if bert played sports in highschool, hed still be trying to wear his letterman...
@dustintapp5230
@dustintapp5230 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's mind gets so distracted so easily he cant even finish a story or let someone else finish theirs. Love they guy but sometimes he just detracts from the situation
@diegoledezma4045
@diegoledezma4045 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like Bert a lot and he’s very important to the show but him constantly interrupting and talking about himself is just getting annoying.
@sambattaglene
@sambattaglene 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree.
@luciferscrotum
@luciferscrotum 2 жыл бұрын
It’s gotten to the point where I no longer like bert and what he brings to the show. I only like toms reactions and when he eggs bert on to continue saying stupid shit
@laiskapyykki
@laiskapyykki 2 жыл бұрын
He is drunk as balls.
@noahlowery1967
@noahlowery1967 Жыл бұрын
He can’t even help it he’s a big baby
@RandysDirtyBurger
@RandysDirtyBurger 2 жыл бұрын
These bears have been in and out of caves their whole lives 😂
@protoype123
@protoype123 2 жыл бұрын
Gold Sir straight gold 😂🤣
@ubernate860
@ubernate860 Жыл бұрын
Bert was dancing with death here and Tom just kept it going. Fuckin glorious moment lmao
@DDS_Rips
@DDS_Rips Жыл бұрын
Bert is literally describing the EBDB from The League. The Eskimo Brothers Data Base🤣
@Chuck-PK
@Chuck-PK 9 ай бұрын
7:37 Jesus H. Christ. That pause and glance back at the list, keep digging Bert, just keep on digging.
@irishrebel7616
@irishrebel7616 2 жыл бұрын
I swear Nadav's laugh makes these videos.
@Bsnowman22
@Bsnowman22 2 жыл бұрын
It's like an authentic laugh track 🤣
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 2 жыл бұрын
No it doesn’t. Shit is old
@sirchadiusmaximusiii
@sirchadiusmaximusiii 2 жыл бұрын
TF? It’s like a drunk chick with an annoying laugh that ruins the joke and seems like they pay him per cackle.
@johnsutphin9400
@johnsutphin9400 2 жыл бұрын
@@vitamind2387 don't watch then, he's part of the podcast smh
@InfactBased
@InfactBased 2 жыл бұрын
I know, his laugh kills me!
@poppagru
@poppagru 2 жыл бұрын
When Bert said his b job list was through the roof, I expected Tom to say giving or receiving....
@JusticeForDinner
@JusticeForDinner 2 жыл бұрын
poor leanne….
@JusticeForDinner
@JusticeForDinner 2 жыл бұрын
tom is a very very smart man
@X7Maverick
@X7Maverick 2 жыл бұрын
She should be taking out the biggest life insurance policy possible.
@hannaharnold9991
@hannaharnold9991 2 жыл бұрын
i don’t think Bert is self aware enough to realize how lucky he is to have a wife smh
@Malaziel
@Malaziel 2 жыл бұрын
@@hannaharnold9991 Bert has a net worth over 10 million dollars. He could be an absolutely disgusting troglodyte and still have a smoke show of a wife.
@lwnf360
@lwnf360 2 жыл бұрын
Their producer laughing in the background is so great. 🤣
@andrew18607
@andrew18607 Жыл бұрын
It’s so great that the ad before this video was for Bert’s movie
@kylescott7654
@kylescott7654 2 жыл бұрын
Just let him finish a fucking story man.
@toomuchalex9776
@toomuchalex9776 Жыл бұрын
You’re so mad 🤣
@xellffs6258
@xellffs6258 Жыл бұрын
@@toomuchalex9776 lol everyone is. These comments are hilarious. Like, why watch the podcast if you're gonna just bitch about Bert?
@Gilky342
@Gilky342 Жыл бұрын
@@toomuchalex9776 They're not wrong, dummy
@K1forMVP
@K1forMVP 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear your dad passed away Tom. RIP Top Dog.
@muhammedahmed3291
@muhammedahmed3291 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT???
@moustafachoucair506
@moustafachoucair506 2 жыл бұрын
@@muhammedahmed3291 his dad died
@yarnosh
@yarnosh 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are so unexpectedly wholesome. I just assumed comedians were all hooking up with a different girl each show.
@user-tx5bx3wq4g
@user-tx5bx3wq4g 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine marrying someone and finding out they blew Burt...
@curtthechameleon
@curtthechameleon Жыл бұрын
I love hearing these two. Comedy gold.
@xbmpr
@xbmpr 2 жыл бұрын
To anyone interested in Tom’s story about his sisters friend, Tom told it in another podcast but I can’t remember which one he has too many lol
@milesbeler3974
@milesbeler3974 Жыл бұрын
@Jan Klemenc High and tight
@Xoltris
@Xoltris Жыл бұрын
Taco MacArthur created the app that Bert wants
@FELiPES101
@FELiPES101 2 жыл бұрын
I would argue that with phones, dating and finding partners is much harder because it's too easy to be inhumane and totally shut someone out of your life.
@bruhmomentum8052
@bruhmomentum8052 2 жыл бұрын
that's not inhumane
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomentum8052 ghosting is kinda inhumane bro, its basically the modern day equivalent to moving town and getting a new name
@speedrob
@speedrob 2 жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 Even that's still not inhumane, kinda or even close, cold behaviour maybe. There is and there isn't reasons someone might do that, for you both to pass a strong judgement on the 'concept' is kinda silly imho Me, you and everyone has the complete right to 'pick and choose' who we surround ourselves with. It's not an arrogant thing, I do agree that we all also equally deserve answers to if there is a disliking, for if there could be some self-improvment (on both parties). But you can't force or demand this from someone also on the same notes. Some people are not fit for eachother, to just be around, as friends or otherwise so having uncompatible personalities out your life... is only good for you. TLDR; If someone 'cuts you out', you have equal right to return the favour in kind.
@62.81
@62.81 2 жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 no one owes you conversation bro
@_d_ot
@_d_ot 2 жыл бұрын
This a sad set of comments, hope y’all heal from whatever hurt you
@user-tb3ss2lb9t
@user-tb3ss2lb9t 2 жыл бұрын
Bert wants to be single so bad
@kry4973
@kry4973 Жыл бұрын
He thinks he does. It's a grass is greener on the other side situation. The fact that he found someone decent to marry and have kids with considering his lifestyle, age, and mentality is a miracle. Even if he was single he'd never shut up long enough to get to know somebody anyways.
@majikjuggalo
@majikjuggalo Жыл бұрын
@@kry4973Bert will get robbed, ripped off and completely taken advantage of women now. When she’s gone, his half will be drained on car payments, mortgages and shopping for multiple 👩🏾
@jimjohnson3865
@jimjohnson3865 2 жыл бұрын
Wish Brent wouldn’t interrupt some of these stories from Tom that we actually want to hear
@ctgrady3148
@ctgrady3148 2 жыл бұрын
Bert really described the EBDB at the end. Shows that Taco was right, there's a market for it
@eddieborkstrom
@eddieborkstrom 2 жыл бұрын
I started looking for this comment as soon as Brent said that, lol.
@Mario.Martinez1306
@Mario.Martinez1306 Жыл бұрын
“What happens at the EBDBBnB, stays at the EBDBBnB…… in our video collection” 🤣
@magdabrownis265
@magdabrownis265 2 жыл бұрын
My sister was 2 years ahead of me in school and I was 6’3” as a Freshman. God I miss being in high school
@minnumseerrund
@minnumseerrund 2 жыл бұрын
that's sad
@arthurfonzarelli9828
@arthurfonzarelli9828 9 ай бұрын
​​@@minnumseerrundI thought the same exact thing there's nothing more pathetic than guys who peaked in high school.
@TheBudBoss
@TheBudBoss 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this was a wild ride. Love the song at the end xD
@Hemery25
@Hemery25 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Bert’s idea at the end is a real thing in the show the league taco created the EBDB which is the escomo brothers data base and that’s how he basically survived
@wesman4838
@wesman4838 Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest podcast ever every time somebody does a cackle laugh they should get a raise I love the cackle background laughing
@jonvia
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
Garth Brooks responding to the question "Where are the bodies?" Garth: I cant remember their names.
@js-vs4qw
@js-vs4qw 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in tears
@gregantonio1
@gregantonio1 Жыл бұрын
This is just COMEDY GOLD!!!
@mikewhalen4922
@mikewhalen4922 2 жыл бұрын
The magic of Bert is wearing off bigtime.
@brandycehenry
@brandycehenry 2 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who was starting to feel this way…
@huckleberrylachow2202
@huckleberrylachow2202 2 жыл бұрын
Magic? I thigh thing everyone always hated this guy..3 episodes in he was too annoying for me to ever watch the show again
@klaire1058
@klaire1058 Жыл бұрын
“Why cause you know I’ll talk about it?” HAHAHA MEEEE 😂
@deanweimer3555
@deanweimer3555 Жыл бұрын
The laughter in the back is the best part lmfao 🤣
@noahsmith7894
@noahsmith7894 Жыл бұрын
Bert looks like tim Allen, midway through the santa transformation.
@steveh_cdn569
@steveh_cdn569 2 жыл бұрын
When you think about…….and pause before sayin…..”Without a doubt…….” Bert (bërt, burt, birt, beurt) is so damn great!!
@therealanus
@therealanus Жыл бұрын
Tom is so awkward this whole clip is awesome
@kennychism7985
@kennychism7985 Жыл бұрын
I love the laughs in the back
@al4385
@al4385 2 жыл бұрын
Another episode of the Bert Show feat Timmy Segura.
@phillipt1697
@phillipt1697 2 жыл бұрын
They know their wives gonna see this right? 🤣
@thebeardedsamurai8067
@thebeardedsamurai8067 2 жыл бұрын
Bert was describing the Eskimo Brothers Database at the end. If you have watched the show The League you know what I'm talking about.
@SnyderTools
@SnyderTools 2 жыл бұрын
Love these guys!
@Lalalalala...
@Lalalalala... Жыл бұрын
7:01 their reactions hahaha and the laughing in the background😂😂😂😂😂
@dougvereecke6439
@dougvereecke6439 2 жыл бұрын
Bert, the sex database you speak of was fictionally featured on The League. The EBDB, Eskimo Brother Database. Jon Lajoie was all about that.
@ben3304
@ben3304 2 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the EBDB BNB
@klaire1058
@klaire1058 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t remember their names” hey. Sometimes you don’t remember their face soooo 😂
@heatherleigh6087
@heatherleigh6087 Жыл бұрын
Six degrees of separation of sex is called contact tracing Bert 😂🤣😂
@matthewcantu4654
@matthewcantu4654 Жыл бұрын
Definitely, without a doubt🤔....ya, without a doubt.🤣 Bert's hilarious
@semi-Collin
@semi-Collin Жыл бұрын
I need a group of people that laugh at all my stories and conversations in the background of my life
@richardshaw4866
@richardshaw4866 2 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he smells like french fries.
@barrettpickett5603
@barrettpickett5603 Жыл бұрын
Hold on let me look at this list again. I am rolling.
@TheRealMrMustache
@TheRealMrMustache Жыл бұрын
“Definitely, without a doubt …” *hesitates*
@MantissToboggan
@MantissToboggan 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I really don't like Bean.
@maxruther9985
@maxruther9985 2 жыл бұрын
bert describing Tacos EBDB BnB gives me life
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 2 жыл бұрын
Leanne is the shit. I think she would do just fine without Bert
@Mewse1203
@Mewse1203 Жыл бұрын
"Just be quiet" 😂🤣
@markandrus8879
@markandrus8879 2 жыл бұрын
2 Kings of Romance!! Neither one can a remember a single name.
@no-gc6xd
@no-gc6xd 2 жыл бұрын
I think about how sad Tom is going to be when Bert dies. I think about this a lot. A lot, a lot.
@travisboyd6272
@travisboyd6272 2 жыл бұрын
*Doubt's a whole lot. "........Without a doubt" *Doubt's more
@bradmagyor3546
@bradmagyor3546 2 жыл бұрын
Yo. Bert is going through some shit. You can tell.
@MarMar-mh7df
@MarMar-mh7df 2 жыл бұрын
At the end Bert talking about the EBDB (Eskimo brothers database) from The League that Taco made haha
@micahraymond286
@micahraymond286 2 жыл бұрын
Bert just described the Eskimo Brothers Data Base
@Mibour
@Mibour Жыл бұрын
Bert: let me think… without a doubt! Then thinks
@damon4512
@damon4512 2 жыл бұрын
the fucking speed at which I would leave someone that talked about their ex's like that. I mean damn Burt, Think. lol
@Bolchang
@Bolchang 2 жыл бұрын
Tom really need a bill burr style Monday morning podcast. I think he’s hilarious but all of his cohost should talk less
@Mythowars
@Mythowars 2 жыл бұрын
Bert either could give a fuck what someone is saying and was never ever stopped doing this growing up so he still does it, or he literally has an underdeveloped mind. If you talk to a child, and child for more then ten minutes she can steer a conversation straight… cause they veer off. Cause a kid can’t focus. I honestly think all the booze is seeping into his brain 100 percent
@Schmidhead
@Schmidhead Жыл бұрын
Brett in the beanie looks like a Scav from Escape from Tarkov now, "Davay, davay-davay!"
@gavingrisham2208
@gavingrisham2208 2 жыл бұрын
Brent needs the Eskimo Brothers Data Base
@mariabasileo6921
@mariabasileo6921 2 жыл бұрын
Not Bert describing the concept of the EBDB from The League in the last few seconds lol
@Sweetbunnibabi
@Sweetbunnibabi Жыл бұрын
We love Tom ❤ & Bert 😂
@tannernicholson4662
@tannernicholson4662 Жыл бұрын
They should rename this podcast “Tom and the interruption”
@_tk_tk
@_tk_tk 2 жыл бұрын
Bert just pitched Taco's EBDB from The League 😂
@DrunknMonkee
@DrunknMonkee 2 жыл бұрын
'Without a doubt' he says, looking very doubtful :D
@itslooigi
@itslooigi 2 жыл бұрын
An Eskimo Brother app is lokey a great idea
@cammacleod3152
@cammacleod3152 2 жыл бұрын
Bert putting his foot in his mouth 😂
@jeffreymoscardelli8428
@jeffreymoscardelli8428 2 жыл бұрын
Bert whent to FSU the school is around 7 to 1 that's 7 chick to 1 guy and it helped he was in rolling stone magazine while in college as a huge party animal
@isarleneperez3239
@isarleneperez3239 Жыл бұрын
Tom kills me 🤣
@nicholasa5366
@nicholasa5366 2 жыл бұрын
How in the fuck does bart have 100k more followers than Tom on instagram?
@beatfarmbeats
@beatfarmbeats Жыл бұрын
The beautiful mind of Bert Kreischer 🤣
@brandtcrouch279
@brandtcrouch279 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like whoever is laughing in the background is laughing for their job lol
@cjtrexler447
@cjtrexler447 2 жыл бұрын
Bert just described the ebdb from the league
@moeleicster2737
@moeleicster2737 2 жыл бұрын
i'm over bert
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 2 жыл бұрын
Same shtick every episode. Can't tell one 2 Bears from another nowadays
@daddy1639
@daddy1639 2 жыл бұрын
The high pitch voice does my head in. Hes funny as fuck but the second he does that high pitch laugh and voice i skip the video 10 seconds until its stopped
@X7Maverick
@X7Maverick 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone curious. There's a documentary made by Porsalin about Bert on KZfaq called "try hard" Very eye opening.
@daddy1639
@daddy1639 2 жыл бұрын
@@X7Maverick its 90 minutes. Can you summarise it for me.
@alecstaley1017
@alecstaley1017 2 жыл бұрын
When you fund out your heroes have low body counts:(
@emic621
@emic621 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh when is Leann gonna hurry up and divorce Bert and take him for his money..I don’t normally condone this type of thing but with him it’s completely justified..
@YUNGBOOTSTRAP
@YUNGBOOTSTRAP 2 жыл бұрын
13:31 Bert talking about the Eskimo Brothers Data Bank
@agentfernandez1473
@agentfernandez1473 Жыл бұрын
Bert talking about getting a burner account like wtf
@MJM17
@MJM17 2 жыл бұрын
Bert could totally market that app idea to public health departments trying to track down STD/STI patients’ partners 😂
@beglubbttv
@beglubbttv 2 жыл бұрын
What beanie is Bernd wearing?
@LiKWiDjay
@LiKWiDjay 2 жыл бұрын
A generic green one. U can get a lookslike at walmart for $5 prolly
@mattkeenan7969
@mattkeenan7969 2 жыл бұрын
Do they have a background laugh track
@willvr4
@willvr4 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like most guys who had a younger sister that was only a few years apart, fooled around with at least 1 or 2 of her friends. Shit gets a little weird when you hit 18/19 lol
@romeyjclark
@romeyjclark Жыл бұрын
Bert basically explained the Eskimo bros business taco bad on the League 🤣🤣🤣
@samueltorres690
@samueltorres690 9 ай бұрын
I swear with the amount of content they have you can use so many clips out of context
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