You really think kid rock?

Number 3 had me rolling. He straight up looks like a Tojo caricature, sometimes. Which is hilarious, since those barely look human.

LmfAoo🤣classic!

Holy shit he really does look like a WWII Asian caricature

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I really thought this was a joke quote, wow he really said this lmao

Fuckin saunders

@@CasperFireDepartment Cobra's the kind of guy you just can't make up.

@@CasperFireDepartmentIt’s like when he told that story about watching a Falcons game on TV. He sees a dude in the crowd yell, “That’s gothic King Cobra’s favorite football team! Fuck mass shootings!” (Source: King Cobra animated #4)

Wow

Same brother

I ain't donating shit to booger boi

TWU

Based

not that KZfaq even cares, but it's actually against their TOS to demand money for taking off slow mode. Just in case anyone felt like reporting this idiot.

I watched Josh make the chair teleport sound effect while wasted once getting a beer. He definitely watches every episode.

josh is joshs biggest troll

@@sagew7377 Thats hilarious.

No he doesn't josh lives rent free in his, get blocked trole

Do ya know where ya saw that?

😂😂😂

yeah I can end the video at that comment it was so perfect

Don’t know what you’re talking about, toobs

Spoiler alert bruh 🚨

Can’t wait

ROCK IN ROLL!!!!!

Well what do you expect.. when CUTIES is obviously on old Cobes to 'Repeat Watch List'. As how else do you think he lost his one and only good Eye. Gothic Eye Strain TMDWU

Sometimes I hear a morally correct opinion come from his mouth and I think that he isn't that bad of a guy.. then two words later and he says some weird shit and I instantly remember who he is

Spat my food out 🤣🤣fuck

Down, down to Boglim Town, down, down to Boglim Town

​@@nickirmen6671 my problems will surely drown, down here in boglim town Boglim drinks, boglim screams, boglim often forgets things.

@@zacharydewing6344 booze, nap, trip, crash, cig, snap, cuss, yap

He's said when he smokes weed the voices tell him to not gRape or go after kids...

Grape saga coming in nicely.

@@nickyblue4866 Proof or link please?

@@SlitWristMisfit_ I believe I've heard him say something similar. He's always saying "fck whatever he doesnt want to think about" fck sickos, fck suicide, fck grape

"that's where we draw the line" says that this video 5:24

😂facts that shits like dragon ball z shit 🤣

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He’s literally all I can think about now. Alcohol and fighting his horrific urges. That’s all thats left of him.

@@IMPOSING-NOOB2233 u ok?

@@FirstFamilyCharger got a little caught up in the glitz and glamor of being a fan

@@IMPOSING-NOOB2233 ha ok trole

Him getting blackout before the Clint family dinner was definitely a new low for Josh and I think he realized in some way that he is absolutely fucked if he continues on this path.

Yet he mentally remains about 12 intellectually, 5 socially, and maybe 16 emotionally.

I see the old stuff and see him now and it really isn't pretty seeinh him like a shell. He's in the chair for life now. I don't think we'll ever get cobra to change at all

Speaking of Wetbrain, good subject, his trolls should send him a bottle of Thiamine, which is advised to take regularly to prevent wet brain. It's literally all they make sure to give you in the hospital if withdrawing off of alcohol. ( my drug was heroin 23 years ago quit it) but I've friends who did alcohol like this, wetbrain isn't funny.)

Lol. It's hilarious that he can't admit one of his vile concoctions is exactly that. Vile. At worst it's "pretty good" lol. It's ok to admit a drink or a "dank food hack" sucks Cobes.

More like 5 to 6 jail bars in front of him.

I cant help but feel sorry for him, he really needs a good friend to sort him out before its too late It might be too late

I dont think he's capable of admission to a group home at this point. they don't allow alcohol, drugs or tobacco

the videos uploaded in the last 24 hours absolutely are the lowest I’ve seen Josh at in a long time. i mean the part 6 of the ribs is him eating his disgusting creation in silence so drunk he can’t speak, he manages to say fuck sickos once

@@MUFFINHEAD1985 #cobra4prison I'm down

Eye was looking a little normal

Eyes reverting to original boglim form TWU 👀

You forgot trans people. He’s obsessed.

Gender relashuns.

And a year later this comment still stands up

And a negative bank account. This is the most important thing now tho.

​@@MikeGameOverI get so fucking sick of him saying that then turning around and claims he's not an e-beggar

We finally get the explanation we’ve been waiting for

Single moms are also basically the only people he'd reasonably be able to date in Casper within his age range. If I were a single mother trying to filter out people who could hurt my child, cobes would raise immediate red flags.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆👍

@@dormiebasne3578 he doesn’t just raise red flags. He sounds the whole damn alarm 🚨

You’re a sicko if you fart on kids? Now you tell me…

He literally said it while I was reading this comment lmao he just said “sick fuck” instead of “sicko”

Still boggin like that!

“Just got a new hat! Sperg-a-la”

Loll

My pleasure

Hes definitely thought of them like that before, it's so obvious

He supposedly did something creepy like steal a pair of her panties, or something to perv on her that Clint had a talk with him about back in the basment days. Seizure talks about it in one of his podcasts

That's subconscious deflection because he got caught stealing and sniffing their granny panties! He acts like they don't exist so he can disassociate himself from the guilt and the truth that he is every bit of "the sickos" he rants out against... TWU!

Really makes you think, hmmmmmmm 🤔

He was caught perving on one when she was 9 and he was a teenager.

wtf lol

I could not live next to him between the rants and the fucking guitar. You gotta do some real bad shit to deserve living next to him

@@dispekfulpieceofshet7031 love your name TWU

How have we not yet had a neighbor smashing on his door during a stream, telling him to shut the fuck up? I'd have beaten this fool long ago if I had to deal with his insane screaming and horrible guitar blasting my walls every day.

@@dispekfulpieceofshet7031hey gorl hey

he just likes being black out drunk in the am on a week day nothing wrong with that gov

Don't we all. I'm alcohol free since Tuesday.

He ride bike

His dating life would basically be trying to victimize children if he weren't debilitated with alcohol. He's not currently coherent enough to get into any position of trust with children, and I actually do appreciate it.

@@dormiebasne3578 straight up he reminds me of some of the guys you see on TCAP

The Mutant crumbum is close to Jeff Stacey or the "oops predator." I bet if he had a car and TCAP was still a thing Cobes would get caught up!

@@mikejones6791 “It’s a question!”

@@mikejones6791 forsure

Dust?? That's dandruff.

🤣🤣🤣

To be fair, he does (very occasionally) run a wood lathe in there. Im sure theres lots of normal dust, but he adds even more to it

Some air duster could help

​@mojojojo6400 that's... what dust is.. Dandruff, dead skin cells, evaporated curdled cream.

YES

Didn't Cuties come out two years ago? It's over.

@@chrisfield5709 yes but he just recently found out about it and he brings it up at least twice every stream

@@chrisfield5709 Yes. He's been obsessing over it for the entire time.

He saw it and it was disgusting troll

Your name has me ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@@nathanieldarnell8400 TWU

I can drink 3 times aa much as him and I've not had the first withdrawl, in 35 years...

I don’t know if “ebogging” was a typo for “e-begging”, but it’s also perfectly appropriate

AHHH GEEZ

Dog that shit cracked me up

I love Boris from Men in Black 3

That quote perfectly sums up his last 347 Rants

You forgot… 100% Boglim

@@gaylordfaulker8342 True, and of course 100% delusional as well.

Numbers are off 34% sicko 100% chimo. 134% Boglim

@@ktmarko187 I think your calculations are also incorrect. 69% sicko 169% chimo and 666% Boglim.

I miss these streams

Guaranteed he’s never even seen a trans person irl LOL

I found his videos a few months ago in the beginning a watched way to many but it's sad how fast and far he has gone downhill

Its quite scary how slow hes become put this vid at 1.5 speed n he sounds normal-ish

Wet brain .....getting to him from boozing.... see it all the time on the native American reservation where I grew up... people sound drink when they're sober and are just slower in general

But what even is life 🤯

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CONSTANTLY

every single day without fail he thinks about children and sickos, actually unironically worrying

Yeah like gays

Sus of all of you…

old cobra was pretty entertaining, the wendys saga is amazing.

He still ride bike

Its because hes a shut in and gathers information purely through youtube. I imagine the algorithm could turn him into almost anything but a success

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Close enough.

Most of what he does is bullshit male feminist sjw talking points I would call it woman hating .

Same. I'm a long time opiate addict and I see the proof of him being at least a semi hooked quite often. He probably isn't putting 2 and 2 together tho. I had a buddy that used and when he would sneeze and what not he would swear it was hay fever lol

have you seen the state of his apartment the entire place is coated in dust

@@bencousins7311 yea but the rapid repeated sneezing is rare. really have only seen it with withdrawal.

@@Hu-WhyteMan ive also seen him look like he's been on meth a couple times. His voice got very weird, his jaw was shaking and his body was shivering. while warlord tweaked on his phone. both time's were soon after warlord showed up.

@@mrsir189 till he figures out what the wd is and how to get rid of it..

Sad part is everyone cracks jokes about it and it’s really Nothing funny to joke about. The fact he may be or even having thoughts of children is terrifying. There is a victim here and it isn’t cobra.

He downloaded it accidentally and Clint helped delete it so it's not on there anymore trole.

Nah, I still give Homedad Clint a metric tone of credit. It must be extremely hard to raise a kid like Josh. A kid on the spectrum and one that is now an “adult” but doesn’t want to grow up and refuses to slow down on the alcohol. I mean, Clint’s done a lot for Jord over the years and has kept him alive and with a roof over his head and food in the fridge etc. If not for Clint, M’Lord would be living under a bridge in downtown Casper picking trash from dumpsters to survive and recycling bottles to buy booze, or worse. I personally don’t think that Clint is trash. I think Clint is in a tough spot and doing what he can and is obviously a bit dejected with Cobes but realizes there’s not much he can do. Anyways, I apologize for the long post but I guess your comment struck a chord with me. You have a blessed day. TWU

@@itsalwayssunnyinpahoa7631 Clint does just enough, but he could be doing so much more. He's basically done what would be expected of any father who has a son this helpless. He only scolds Josh about drinking and never follows through on it with any action.. A huge part of Josh being this helpless is how much Clint lets go. If this were your son, would this be good enough for you? I would have had an intervention ages ago.. it's almost as if he's just riding this thing out until Josh expires and then it's truly out of sight. This is Clnt's idea of Josh 'doing his best every day' ? This truly is life or death stuff now, and Josh is just left to his own devices

Cobes is a full time job

@@Ac0ustics0ul, all fair and valid points that you made. Cheers.

I had one shot of that as a joke on my 21st birthday and this man is in his 30s sipping a glass of it...

He's looking for an escape from the pain he never seems to find it through the brown lens of the bottle

Did he say that before in a video? Or did people just start saying it? That phrase came about when I was on a cobra hiatus.

@@rabbitttz he said "I ride bike" in a list of things he does one time awhile back, and people have been giving him shit for it ever since lmao

That's why he wrote it?