It really is a case of “The unstoppable force vs The Immovable Object”; the only winners are us, the audience, who get to enjoy it haha. All the best. 😀👍

Don't hold your breath waiting for proper grammar to arrive online. You'll turn pretty bluel!😁

Simon McAuliffe unless they mean also, then you are correct.

I feel the same way to

mcsuibhne005 I see what you did there

And “ to which” and “ won’t”....

Boy is all that true

I would question whether this is because of other factors and not necessarily the lack of regulation - from an evolutionary standpoint humans shouldn’t need alarm clocks or to follow standardised time to reap the benefits of good sleep. Ideally, sleeping in a room with a lot of access to natural lighting should wake you up with the sunrise. Obviously this would get you up at an earlier time in the summer than in the winter, but our biology doesn’t account for the arbitrary structure of working hours. Setting a regular bedtime can also help to adjust your circadian rhythm to your daily routine, though it can’t always guarantee a regular wake-up time. Sleep can also be less effective when there are sounds around you, when the temperature is too hot or too cold, when your bed is uncomfortable or when there is too much light, even if it doesn’t wake you up, it is likely to make it harder to fall into deeper sleep. Similarly, anxiety or the stress of modern life affects sleep through both mental and physical symptoms - therapy and/or mindfulness are most effective to mitigate the effects of these, but switching caffeine for a herbal tea of lavender or chamomile before bed can induce calming effects in the short term. It’s unlikely that the lack of an alarm clock would be the largest hurdle to getting effective sleep, as it’s more natural for us than waking up with an alarm, and there are plenty of external factors which do actively disrupt our sleeping patterns.

I know; I thought for a while about trying to do what Edison supposedly did, and sleep an hour every four (the hypothesis being that the first hour after you go to sleep is the most fruitful), but I could only do that if I were a self-employed inventor that didn't have to interface with the schedule of regular people.

That is not what that word means! {:o:O:}

One of the harshest things I've ever heard Stephen say. Lol

What did it mean?

@@chamber0461 hes saying her teeth look like piano keys

I think everyone noticed it. Bad boy.

Surprisingly thoughtless and very unkind.

You could call it “God damn pinkos and their fancy book learnin’” (until the inauguration).

You may also want to check out a programme called "Have I got news for you "

@@bustedfender I don’t know if it’s still on or not, but the tRumper version would be called “ Are you smarter than a 5th Grader”!

In The Netherlands they tried, did not work at all. Something about a lack of genius presenters like Stephen and Sandy. Thank got we got different shows just as brilliant but different set up.

It's was on Netflix last I checked so use a vpn set to UK and you should be good to go

😂I actually lol’d at this

But why does it kill us? That's the chin-stroking question here. Fish don't sleep, so why do we, and most other animals, need to?

They recently did find out why you need to sleep. If you are sleeping your brain starts clearing out built up garbage, its sorta like the lympathic system but for the brain. It just took us a long time to discover it.

@@MrPbhuh but why does it kill us?

@@martinmaguire-music6692 we aren't fish tho either.

That’s a myth

For me its the eyes, and when it first comes in sight out of the blue

Mr. Wibbley-Wobbley himself...

That was my first thought as well.

RadonX9 or cheese flavoured laxatives.

@@TheDGAF06 oh dear 😆

So sorry for your loss. If it's any consolation, that cow was found guilty of culpable ho-moo-cide and turned into tasty burgers.

Cows: Placid when on land, maniacal when in water!

I knew a girl when I was at school whose nickname was kit-kat. Because you get four fingers in a kit-kat.

@@jonb4155 good god

@@geniewa1651 Yeah. We weren't very nice kids.

That's how you get 'chocolate' on your fingers 😅

We touch, taste smell everything - not to mention see & hear as well LOL

All we know about the world is what our senses tell us

Anything interesting?

Plot Twist: You are still awake and hallucinating!

@Jorj I see I don't know I kind of hallucinate anytime of the day so

I used to do 24hour solo mountain bike races. The best performers are the ones who cope with the hallucinations best.

At 25% speed.

Yes, please.

Yakety sax

The composite barely changed anything

Too *KLAXON*

Without referring to this Question how do you spell "Mississippi"?

2

Now let me see…. Is it TWO? Or maybe TOO???? Your question is great! (My jokey answer, though, is too lame; maybe I should try two times to see if I can do better.)

WON'T, actually.

*to which you won't know the answer.

Or a comma after "questions."

Nice try.

Martin Dubyah So you’re one of those then?

always Quality with Noel. innit

It happened to me

*GASP!!!!!* Are you suggesting that sexism exists in some quarters? Surely not, not in this day and age! ; )

@@andyparsons6293 sexism isn’t allowed

You don't need to be deep-sea swimming for sharks, and a lot of beaches around the world don't have lifeguards.

It's just a dressing gown

@@hashtag_thisguy:... no, incorrect. There is an episode of Would I Lie To Tou, where a statement David made, referred to him owning a SPECIFIC dressing gown for travel. This statement turned out to be TRUE and that is what our friend was referring to in their comment.

@@michaelrawson6261 and the other guy was referencing what Mitchell said immediately after

I think he is. 😂

After 24 hours it's supposed to be as bad as if you'd had half a bottle of scotch. After 32 hours I can only assume that everything you thought was happening was some kind of wild delusion :P

@@veryanonymous3630 haha, nah, i was in the company of other non-sleep deprived individuals who could vouch.

Oh you will my Son, you will!

One Time? depends if I had liquids after 8pm I can be up 3 or 4 times between 11 and 6. Dude, OLDE SUXXX. Don't Do It.

Done it many times. Usually after a nightmare

Alphabetti Spaghetti is still available - don't despair!

@@decodolly1535 Heehee, I know, but I accidentally bought spaghetti hoops in stead! 🤦‍♂️

that's a Venn Diagram to be had. let's test it out. 10 sharks in the water 10 cows on the beach. are you likely to get stomped to death or chomped to death?

or metaphorically

Excellent idea. I never thought of that.

Dermatoglyphically...

Following as I’d also like to know what episode that is.

Technically the safest thing to do would have been to evolve night vision

Who's the Daddy?

It’s, IIRC, the Pastoral section of the William Tell or the 1812 Overture.

@@samiam619 No, it's "Morning Mood" from the Peer Gynt Suite by Grieg.

A true genius in our midst

@@bertiesaurus why thank you. I do music at college so it's the 1st thing I think of

@@Ethan-Entah never took social classes huh

? Thinking about, in my lifetime I dont remember ever having a ppocket over the left breast, where I have had a single pocket shirt its only ever been on the right??

Is the something like buttons on a coat or shirt? Left hand side for ladies, and right hand side for men? Personally I don't like breast pockets, if you are well endowed it looks like you've got too big a hankie in there.

Pockets on a shirt always look so common

Okay... So why have several people posted “To or Too”?