"I went to Chinatown and came back with the poo train." could also serve handily as the start of a restaurant review.

Pooh Train sounds like the original title for the Human Centipede

After pooh died in a motorcycle accident, his head was mounted to a train and his skin used for the seats

You didn't comment on the fact that in the package there is a sticker that says "Pleasure"

I can't help but laugh at how the other toys are 2 trains, 2 motorcycles, and an ASSAULT RIFLE!

Pooh laying down with the word ‘PLEASURE’ on his rear is too cursed to even handle 😱😵😭💀

Now all we need is Poohtanic

The oversized 3D girl is actually Darby from the show on Disney Junior when it was still called Playhouse Disney, 'My Friends Tigger and Pooh' And I forgot how it worked but they were 'Super Sleuths' or however you spell it

When he told the story of the shop owner I was like: "Damn she was insainly nice! What was she? Canad.... Oh... yeah."

They made Pooh’s butt the train car itself. So.......they made Pooh’s caboose the caboose. Quite literally. Seems like they had that opportunity and seized it.....or it was just a massive coincidence.

The face-off between Pooh Train and Motorcycle the Pooh gets me every time. I cried of laughter so damn much. XD

Krieg the Psycho: I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!

2:26 “oversized 3D girl”, as you put it is a character from the spin-off series “My Friends Tigger and Pooh”. She runs a detective agency with Pooh and Tigger.

He is the train. That's perfect for a Nightmare on Elmstreet sequel. Imagine screaming teenagers crushed to death in their dreams by a giant Freddy the Pooh Train while his colorful lights catch their attention.

Criminally underrated this series

POOH TRAIN..WINS. POOHTALITY.

Pooh Train sounds like either a whimsical septic tank company, or the world's most horrifying public transportation service.

Wait, Darby's name was 3D girl the whole time YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN THAT SHIT PLAYED NO LIMIT LMAO

The 3D girl is named Darby, who is from the show "my friends Tigger and pooh"

THE POOH TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!

This toy is pooh-tethic. Oh, yes. I went there.

The Poo-Choo Train's Layin down it's tracks with a POO CHOO! all the way and back

"Send out the flash" Dammit, Barry! Also, Winnie the Pooh is the name of a group of cake shops in my wife's home city in Russia, with the mascot being based on the 1977 Soviet animated film of Winnie the Pooh (Vinnie Pukh).

I think the lady who runs the store saw your videos and your bootleg zone videos inspired people to find these strange Chinese bootleg toys so it helps her business plus considering Pooh is banned in China these Chinese toy companies who manufactured a lot of cheap bootleg Winnie the Pooh toys have to have it out of the country fast

Why couldn't it play Quad City DJ's "C'mon 'n Ride It (The Train)"? That would have made my life.

That 3D girl is Darby, a character from Winnie the Pooh super sleuths

PLEASE UNDERSTAND?...Too early Bootleggers...Too Early... Satoru Iwata 1959 - 2015

If he thinks 3D girl is oversized, he's gonna lose his pooh when he sees Christopher Robin.

Why isn't this viral

"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOH TRAIN!" [great, now you're going to get down voted and the last thing you typed was 'Pooh Train']

I really appreciate that you go the extra mile and research the companies responsible for these bootlegs.

I'd love if one of these train toys played "Crazy Train"

the 3D girl is Darby, who is a character from the CGI remake of Pooh called "My friends Tigger and Pooh"

This will be a gift to give children the best.

4:15 - Wait til some US Marines get a load of this (no pun intended)

Talking Tom is actually an app for Android and IOS. It's pretty much just a thing where you talk and it repeats back in a high pitch voice.

Pooh Train! I must’ve missed that episode! Ha haha 😆! Terrific video! Totally a rare gem! I love The music theme this toy has!

The 3D girl is from a show called My Friends Tigger and Pooh.

Went to one of those discount toy stores one time, and came across a winnie the Pooh assault rifle, in yellow, with stickers of pooh bear, piglet, and trigger on the stock.

"I am the conductor of the POOH Train!"

I've heard that song before, the pooh train plays. Mike Mozart looked at a Lightning McQueen knockoff that played the same exact song.

This may be the closest we ever get to a Pooh themed episode of Beyblades

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😭 this is to much

3:32 IT'S BEAT MAGNUM TRUE HERO!!! COULD SOUND A BEAUTIFUL TUNE LUFFING LUFFING GO AHEAD GO AHEAD GO AHEAD

no gangnam style this time I see. I like the weird Winnie the pooh products.

Poo Train use Rapid Spin. It's super effective!

I bet Pooh will work as a alternate fuel source but the government is hiding it from us and knows we can't put up with the stank.

Shed 17 + Winnie the pooh? YES

There are no breaks,aboard the pooh train

The Adventure fandom could have a field day with this. No matter what.

There is one name that could be worse. Pooh Express.

Technically Pooh is the locomotive. The train is what the locomotive pulls.

8:03 POOHTALITY!!

Yes! Now its time for you to upload the human centipede movies, or as I like to call them: The Human Poopy Train Lines. All aboard!

Attach a morning star (medieval spiked ball thing) to the hook on the Pooh Train, and send it into battle!

The real question here is, are you the conductor f the Pooh train?

The girl on the box is from a Disney Junior Winnie the Pooh cartoon from a few years back. I'd say it was bad but I only ever saw any of it because of my younger brother.

Pooh Train Wins, POOH-TALITY!

the girl is from My Friends Tigger and Pooh (or some sort of name like that)

Motorcycle the Pooh got ran over by Pooh Train **blares Opa Gangnam Style**

Christmas time wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train!

so glad i found you again, after Blip died

Where's the flash? You should ask for your money back that's false advertising.

If I ever find one of these out in the wild, I'm buying it without a second thought.

DO THE DIVERTING TRAIN! DO IT!!!

This is the loveliest thing of all our nightmares. Thanks Human Centipede.

6:23 -- Either Pooh Train is broken, or he became a helicopter.

that face-off was glorious

pheleus please don't forget BOOTLEG ZONE we love it

The pooh train music is the same one as the lightning mcqueen knock-off mike mozart found.

Wait is that pooh car singing Gangnam style

The Pooh Train plays 2 songs "No Limit" and "Cha Cha Cha" by Finzy Kontini.

Isn't it ironic that I'm watching this on the toilet???! 😹🙈🚽💩🐻🚂

6:00 Hmm... Nah. After Gangnam Style, I don't think any of these could still surprise me. Unless they were to play something by E-Rotic. Hey, maybe that's what the "Naughty Rabbit" does? Let's find out! :D

"I am going off the rails on the POOH TRAIN!"

I'm a train **Blares Gangnam Style and chugga chugga choo choo's away**

Pooh Train Pooh'd all over Motorcycle the Pooh.

The obnoxious spinning killed me

AAAAALLLLLLLL AAABBBOOORDD THE POON TRAIN

Pooh's adventures of being a train

I actually saw one of these in Chinatown a few months back

There was a knockoff Lightning McQueen toy which had the same soundchip as this.

My dad brought that robot home once for the family to play with. We were confused as to why it was singing in Korean until I listened to the Ievvan Polkka for the first time, immediately recognized it as the robot's mysterious tune, and identified the true language of the mechanical being as Finnish. On a Chinese toy. Fun fact #1: It spins on a knob in-between its legs. Yeah. Fun fact #2: It's apparently a memetic hazard since it instills an omnicidal rage within the family dog.

The 3-D girl actually is a Winnie the Pooh character. She’s in a 3-D Winnie the Pooh sequel show on Disney jr

All aboard!

Considering your reviews of the Human Centipede movies, I'm amazed you are so excited to have a pooh train of your own.

No Gangnam

On the Pooh Train to Brown Town!

Another great video, Phelan. I've been dragging tree branches to the fire pit in the backyard all evening.

I say Let's call it Winnie the Diesel Pooh Train!

I think that thing in the cab is supposed to spin so the lights make colored lines. That would have been cooler. Still not too bad. I'd play with this!

The girl on the box is from a cg Winnie the Pooh series.

Aint it remarkable that the numbers on the packaging and the toy itself match?

This looks like some TF fetish-for kids crap.

There was a _Harry Potter_ weekend that day and I was playing the _Goblet Of Fire_ game on PlayStation 2.

Why couldn't the music playing been Crazy Train?!

Looks like Winnie the Pooh and Thomas had a baby.

The Pooh Train, hours of funny messed up jokes, and the clerk not getting it's clearly a doubt entandre.

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