If Good Times had dolls based on their movies...

Still waiting on a Cinderella doll named 'Salmonella'

When he whipped up the skirt to show off the withered sticks beneath I LOST IT.

I expect laziness with bootleg dolls (especially with their clothes) but -Christ- those legs are horrifying. At least you can give Barbie credit it gives the impression of a pleasing aesthetic, that's something straight out of silent hill.

The knockoff princesses skipped leg day I guess.

The Belle doll here looks better than the official Emma Watson one which is sad.

I am watching a grown ass man playing with Barbie doll and am not regretting it even remotely.

The spaghetti legs are freaking me out, man. 8(

Oh my god their pencil legs are literally nightmare fuel I can't breathe

That Ariel looks like Lupa's cracked-out cousin who shows up unannounced to crash on your couch for 3 to 6 weeks.

After all these years, this is the one episode of bootleg zones that remains in the back of my mind rent free.

Princess Doll set: $15 Watching a grown man playing with dolls: Priceless

When he showed the legs, I could only think of Jeremy the crow from Secret of NIMH screaming "The Legs!! THE LEGS!!!"

I do love that Phelan is ready at a moment's notice to do the Old Man voice. I also like to imagine he uses it in daily life, at random times, on unsuspecting people. HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I'm watching a grown man play with counterfeit dolls

These princesses not only skipped leg day but they probably didn't even knew when leg day was.

Things that Phelous could have bought with approximately $15: A crate of Miller Lite A volume of manga A DVD of Rear Window Food and water A 15ft USB cable Torchlight A monthly Netflix subscription

That was funny that he shot knock-off Elsa. 😂

Did anyone else notice that the licensed Disney Princess at 12:01 only cost 9 dollars more than the knock off?

OH GOD THE LEGS!!!!

Those stick legs... so creepy!

It's funny that many of official doll lines actually feature dolls with the same head painted differently. This isn't just a bootleg thing.

I remember i used to have bootleg disney princess dolls😂😂😂😂

How to make spaghetti legged dolls: 1. Buy a regular doll 2. Put its feet in a Black Hole 3. Wait until the spaghettification process complete 4. Pull it back out

At least if they made a Mulan doll in this set the tiny foot would be historically accurate (thanks to foot binding)....

Ariel is my favorite Disney princess . I have an actual Disney store doll of Ariel , She's so beautiful , but the knockoff of her is so not .

knock off ariel kinda looks like obscurous lupa

I love the unnerving music that plays when you reveal the deformed chopstick legs. xD

I was kinda hoping you'd do a "Beauty and the Beast" skit at the end with knockoff Belle and Nightmare Feddy as the Beast. lol Ah well. xD

Sleeping beauty is just too good to be bootleged lol

12:31 That singing voice would fit perfectly for Toad!

Oooooh ! I love when you do the girl toys! 💕❤️💙

"Princess Doll" so would GI Joe knock off be "MILITARY MAN"!

I had a long day at work. Then...Phelous playing with dolls. And now my day is wonderful.

Big Lots has some cool stuff... Sometimes. It kind of seems like some of their stuff has fell off a Wal-Mart truck. Then Big Lots bought the stuff in an alley behind Target.

those legs is why you should never skip leg day

There’s three things I love: Bootleg zones, Phealous and both! 😜 Saw in October 2021 February 2022😅

The Princesses Gone Wild days have not been kind to their bodies.

I can only imagine these were made in a factory like the one on The Simpsons where they made the Malibu Stacy dolls...

Gee, you'd certainly be fun to play tea party with. X'D

Those legs are what nightmares are made of.

He could hand them over to Xehanort, lol...at least he would have all of the princesses of heart, like he wanted...

That monotonous rendition of "Let it Go" made my day :D

not Snow White looks like she'd be a guest character on the Most Popular Girls in School.

"HEYYOUWANNAGOONADATEWITHMEDONTBEWEIRD!" LOL!!!!

The single clip art flower on the logo... Graphic design is my passion. Also how about Snow Shite.

I loved that intense horror music when he reviewed the legs XD

Princess Doll. You'll never stand alone.

I'm not surprised they leave out Aurora/Briar Rose/Sleeping BEAuty. Given how big Frozen is this decade Elsa's pretty much eclipsed a lot of the other Princesses in terms of merch

5:15 I laughed so hard on this part hahahahaha :D :D

I've seen plenty of bootleg dolls at dollar tree! 🌳💸👸🏼

Phelous you just sound sad in this video

Those legs remind me of Darkrai.

Phelous, nothing is sexier than a man who plays with dolls. ^_^ You would be surprise that the largest collector of dolls are men, so nothing to be ashamed of. Besides that is almost the complete Disney Princess set ... that is a steal O_O The Belle and Cinderella version of this set look more like their movie counterparts so that is a great deal you got there. Just today I saw an Elsa and Anna play-set with extra accessories and clothes for $8.99 at a Supermarket. BTW I find it rather depressing that a bootleg Disney Princess doll series at the no-tax dollar store in Hialeah for exactly $6 for all six dolls are better looking than this Big Lot! version that cost you $15. O_O

"I would *like* to say these are official..." You'd like to say you are featuring official products on *Bootleg Zones*? They have company logo tramp stamps? Fantastic...

This stuff's straight out of Silent Hill o_O

Ever though of doing bootleg Food?

Ooooh two of the things I love in one!!! Phelous and dolls :3

These are so HIGH QUALITY. Higher quality than the Disney Princess Limited Edition Collector Dolls!

Suicidal Anorexics from Mars?

12:00 actually those dolls aren't Barbies(Mattel), they are Hasbro dolls. Mattel stopped making Disney dolls a long time ago.

Never got tired of grown men reviewed chinese crappy (sic) dolls ;)

That ending skit shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did xD

Hey, you found a shoe that (somewhat) fitted Felsa's foot! That means you have to marry her, Phelous!

The ending cracked me up.

I lost it at "Shoes for sale...questionable shoes..."

Poor knock-off baywatch guy. Mitch, I feel so sorry for you. Not really! Your skits are always hilarious! These dolls are scary as heck. Ha haha! Keep up the great work Phelan!

What it looks like after the Disney princesses visit Amigara Fault.

So they all got matching Lovely Patsy/Made in China tramp stamp? And you got what you paid for Phelous, considering you got 6 for 15 dollars, which comes to $2.50 apiece.

Can we consider "Bootleg Zones" the official recording of Phelan falling into depression?

Oh Phalen, you could have used that $15 on an original copy of Links Awakening for Game boy online.

watching a 30 year old man playing with a knock-off barbie, and undressing it and subjecting it to his criticisms... rofl keep it up man

Gonna have nightmares about these things chasing me on their withered legs....

Omg 😆 I was dying laughing throughout this review

Those are the fugliest dresses I've ever seen.

The way they are all suspended by their necks makes it look like a Didney Pincess Regicide!

They have Eugenia Cooney's body too

TBH I was really hoping you'd put them in a circle and burn them, then film it to look like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

God damn it, I just spent 10 minutes laughing at random doll decapitation!

I'm actually quite surprised there was never a mermaid on Baywatch

I lost it...XD That legs... the whole thing. What are these? The sad thing is that I can imagine strange parents buying it

ooOOOhhh a delicious questionable shoe!!! *nom*

Noticing the Big Lots sticker and getting daca vu with the box I’m certain I once saw the same dolls at the Big Lots near me. That or they were straight up Barbie knockoffs.

I'm more impressed Phelous owns a Baywatch doll

oooo those legs! x.x oh no no nooo

Their face's make me feel wierd...

say what you will, but the knockoffs are actually cuter than the official disney dolls (those are the REAL 'alien' ones)

13:00 It's a shoe rack.

These are the toys that most kids would use for when they wanted to roleplay their other toys preforming a human sacrifice, judging from stories of how people played with dolls when they were little. I was more of a stuffed animals and animal and dinosaur figurines kid myself growing up. But yeah, these toys are not worth $15, especially since kids often play roughly.

I have sorta a radical idea for you to try Phelous. How about a review of some written fairy tales. One in particular that comes to mind is the classic Grimm version of Snow White. She is hilariously stupid. So much so that your mocking imitation of her is not a very inaccurate representation of her character. The Queen has no magic and tries to kill Snow White, and Snow White falls for it day after day after day, nearly dying every time. She has literally no ability to learn from her mistakes and the only thing that saves her in the end is that she nearly chokes to death on the apple that would otherwise have poisoned her.

Loved this video. Though the Repunzel part was weird because it's not like Mitch to resist a save.

$15? Oh, honey you didn't wait on your change

I am most definitely late to the party, but I think the markings in their throats were from the little metal things in the box holding them in place. They had some holding their heads up that went around the neck

5:16 is like something out of Silent Hill.

I have seen some pretty poorly made bootlegs, so I thought the quality of these where not that bad until I saw the spaghetti legs

You bought this on yourself, Phelous

Don't know about Big Lots, they've been showing up at Family Dollars around here.

those legs, lmao hahahahahahahahhaahhahaaa

I really love your channel 🖒

These legs, Naked and Without a head... These dolls are creatures from Silent Hill