Some reportage from the 2020 Border Security Expo in San Antonio, TX. Full episodes available at www.patreon.com/allgasnobrakes
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@ThePsychoRenegade4 жыл бұрын
I agree, the most pressing border issue is getting law enforcement to buy more Reebok.
@guppy7194 жыл бұрын
The dude is all about the paper
@antonmsk34014 жыл бұрын
A very succinct analysis of the political and socio economic influence of the military industrial complex in the United States.
@Jinars.4 жыл бұрын
@@guppy719 he looked dead inside
@Solanuma4 жыл бұрын
i wonder if they come in different flavors
@angelofdeath2754 жыл бұрын
ThePsychoRenegade is this where my taxes go?
@GT-ok4 жыл бұрын
“But it’s gotta be charcoal, it can’t be gas” All Gas No Breaks: no...gas?
@codyw5184 жыл бұрын
Boooo
@liammm70364 жыл бұрын
Gotta be all brakes when you're trying to stop immigration amirite?
@GreatExplications4 жыл бұрын
More like all guns and no gas!
@MrSloqwerty4 жыл бұрын
Well'a there fella, how 'bout you try some good ol' fashioned propane.
@lordperezident4 жыл бұрын
Hank hill with propane amd propane accessories would be incredibly disappointed in that comment. Smh. Doesn't he know propane is a clean burning gas
@jamesdale82223 жыл бұрын
Halfway through the video he realized he wasn't going to find anyone to freestyle rap so he just synced up beats to the guy talking about techno mumbo jumbo. Revolutionary.
@MarcCharbz3 жыл бұрын
"What are we looking at right here? Is-is this a gun?" "This is a gun. Yeah."
@crabPEOPLE20004 жыл бұрын
"is this a gun" the hard hitting questions that journalism needs
@Stewbob1124 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment on here😂
@emanekafecaftoggaf68934 жыл бұрын
@Kenneth Miller you don't need full auto if you can finger the trigger real fast. I call it full semi auto -that guy probably
@unripetomato43124 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Miller full auto is a little much. Just got to program a burst fire button on your mouse
@unripetomato43124 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Miller well there are if your counting the gulag
@unripetomato43124 жыл бұрын
Émanékaf Ecaftoggàf lol
@Saruman10004 жыл бұрын
The “Happy 2020” by the Mexican guy selling food at a USA border patrol expo made me realize just how surreal this video was. Great job..
@alexanderm72704 жыл бұрын
and the edit to cut the vid there was absolute gold as punctuation.
@Martin-kv3th4 жыл бұрын
i understand why many Mexicans who came here legally dislike illegal immigration because it is this what creates stigmata against mexicans in the United states
@albierodriguez97974 жыл бұрын
Martin stigmata? 😂
@jasonjohnson32824 жыл бұрын
@@Martin-kv3th This is a direct result of H.R.4731, which states, "Immigrants who successfully complete the necessary paperwork to enter the United States legally are subject to the spontaneous appearance of wound marks resembling those of our crucified Lord, in equal proportion to the number of immigrants entering the country without having completed said paperwork."
@Martin-kv3th4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjohnson3282 Pardon me but what you wrote is so convoluted and too much for my non-native brain
@alerog7453 жыл бұрын
God that first guy is one of the most unlikeable people I've ever heard speak.
@andrewmiller17613 жыл бұрын
Dude! Tell me about it. That was rough to watch.
@2timothy3793 жыл бұрын
He acts and thinks like the majority of people who live in the midwest.
@CODCritic1013 жыл бұрын
@@2timothy379 big cap
@Scotch203 жыл бұрын
If that guy's at the top of your list I doubt you've seen the worst humanity has to offer.
@TSUNAMI-MAMI3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that man is a descendant of slave owners. Just hates his fellow humans and sees people different than him as animals. Truly vile and hateful.
@lucathesadman3 жыл бұрын
“Until November then we won’t have another virus for 4 years” *laughs in March 2021*
@connormorris66423 жыл бұрын
I was about to post this lmao
@Fretzton3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in September 2077
@grandpathong3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Smarch 32461
@AlexanderTtl3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in May 2021
@cutienugget773 жыл бұрын
Laughs In June 2021
@stopitpj23184 жыл бұрын
"entree? i aint no woman do i don't need to worry 'bout that." yes i can confirm, men only eat appetizers sides and dessert. only the women are the ones who are allowed to eat entrees.
@factorio49174 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle thats why its funny
@amzyoshio59904 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle While true about this video specifically, he uploads all the uncut versions as well elsewhere so it's not like he's trying to lie? Entertaining videos just get views.
@nijohn124 жыл бұрын
Yes this is true BUT ladies if your man is eating dessert ESPECIALLY if he is ordering them...you he's...you know 👀👀👀
@TheeOK14 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle that line was probably on of the ones that needed the least editing. Man just didn't know what an entree is, ignorant in his meal based vocabulary is all.
@glipk4 жыл бұрын
Real men only eat ass
@crawfish90424 жыл бұрын
You triggered that one guys PTSD when you asked for his favourite entree
@Anna-nf6ku3 жыл бұрын
entree? 😳😳😳
@jeyjai3 жыл бұрын
Instantly shell shocked when he heard the word entree
@GF-nm1cl3 жыл бұрын
They made him eat a guy
@darrendelanois17903 жыл бұрын
Marine core?
@drockmcmoney3 жыл бұрын
Luckily he's not a female so he doesn't have to worry about that lol
@joeyjojojunior48863 жыл бұрын
The food guy is the least crazy person working the event.
@PewLand3 жыл бұрын
I thought the firearms instructor guy who said not to look down the barrel was pretty cool lol
@bmtziii6403 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep them taquitos & coronas out of Merica
@ValentinoMariotto3 жыл бұрын
and isn't it ironic that he's mexican :)
@misterguy90022 жыл бұрын
He basically just reiterated what the first guy said, “ love the food, hate the culture” lol
@tonicool90382 жыл бұрын
Nah, he wasn't even a little bit crazy
@jordanfreytag8933 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that this style of journalism, while hilarious,, seems more truthful than mainstream journalism.
@jordanfreytag8933 жыл бұрын
Just FYI, I made this comment before I saw the protest videos. Solidifies my assertion even more.
@JH4RPlp3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanfreytag893 Its refreshing to see a journalist that doesn't shove his own opinion down your throat after interviewing people
@flyzam713 жыл бұрын
Watch the documentary on this guy. I used to love his stuff until I saw that. He goes out of his way to ridicule conservative thought, but admits he has a softness to progressive ideology and therefore really tried to dig deep into what a topic is about if it is progressive. Just another hack journalist pushing his views through his stories
@sulkissulking3 жыл бұрын
@@flyzam71 ...what you just described is the literal definition of journalism you inbred fuck LMAO. stick to the factory jobs.
@flyzam713 жыл бұрын
@@sulkissulking here is the problems right here. People actually thinking that pushing your own views are the 'literal definition of journalism'. I'm sorry we failed you so.
@mhaseth4 жыл бұрын
I love how that guy didn't even pause when he was asked what his favorite prison was 😂
@jak7434 жыл бұрын
He shared his personal experience from back in the days when he wasnt a cop
@samgomez99424 жыл бұрын
@@jak743 he's not a cop and most of the time, you're not allowed to work in law enforcement if you've been in prison, but congratulations for making a racist joke that was trying way too hard to be edgy.
@JL2670yo4 жыл бұрын
@@samgomez9942 If you knew it was a joke, why did you proceed to explain why it wasn't possible for him to not be a cop? Seems like someone wants to feel superior
@samgomez99424 жыл бұрын
@@JL2670yo Because a joke should make sense, that's why the saying "it's funny because it's true" exists. Also I have no idea where you pulled that superiority complex thing from. I'm just saying if you're gonna go for an offensive joke, at least make it a good one.
@JL2670yo4 жыл бұрын
@@samgomez9942 never said it was a good joke, in fact it was painfully obvious, and the joke did make sense, it doesn't have to be true to make sense, nor does it have to be true to be funny, i suggest you watch some stand up comedy if you think all jokes are based on the truth. You explained the obvious to someone even though it was obvious satire, what do you gain?
@bottomfeeder79244 жыл бұрын
‘‘Is she...😉😉😉?’ I’m a married man, I don’t pay that big attention.’ ‘I mean like, does she care about border issues and stuff?’ (good save)
@AnyFactor4 жыл бұрын
If you ever wondered who are the husbands of all those Karens, well... You are looking at one of them.
@xMaverickFPS4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram i don't. he's an idiot, who cares? just laugh at him.
@xMaverickFPS4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram the dude didn't even know what the fucking word "entree" meant. i learned that at like age 7. you must be an idiot, too.
@xMaverickFPS4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram even with all the jump cuts, it is still extremely evident how stupid that guy is. if falling back on "BUT THE EDITING" is your only defense, then you are absolutely a moron as well.
@xMaverickFPS4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram yes, congratulations, the video *_IS_* edited. do you want a cookie for that very obvious observation? that doesn't change how stupid these people are.
@matchstick39913 жыл бұрын
The solid 10 seconds on him closely staring down the barrels of guns has to be my favorite part
@shumeister10593 жыл бұрын
Find Lawd Jesus down the barrel, first winner gets to meet the maker! Step right up!!!
@gabosampaio52773 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a dude selling mexican food in a Border Security Expo is too good.
@blanelegant4 жыл бұрын
"Entree? I ain't a woman so I don't have to worry about that."
@Tony-lf3il4 жыл бұрын
Blane Legant what does that even mean ?
@adamcoles82504 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il Have you heard of selective edits?
@MrKowalskyfication4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il An entree is a course in a dinner.
@chrisdonahue4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il it means he has a woman to cook for him normally :P but also funny because he is a dumb ass
@Tony-lf3il4 жыл бұрын
MrKowalskyfication i know that , but his response .
@footytang4 жыл бұрын
Selling Coronas and Mexican food at a US border expo has me rollin
@artbyshk4 жыл бұрын
hahaha fr fr
@RoxorTehCoxor4 жыл бұрын
Assuming a race is racist is... Whispers *racist*
@ropeisnotadink4 жыл бұрын
Don't cross the border but leave your food and beer here
@motto254 жыл бұрын
@@ropeisnotadink ooor cross the boarder legally and bring your food and beer too.
@vulfbyte32294 жыл бұрын
Every year Leonardo Dicaprio looks a little more like Jack Nicholson.
@clairequirk9113 жыл бұрын
That poor employee who asked that guy if he had a dog and he said no but I'll pay you to wear a dog suit and sit in my cage like SIR SHE IS ON THE CLOCK LEAVE HER BE
@lucasbooth36143 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette he called her "worker girl"
@ianloughney95703 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette Bruh. Its a tradeshow. By definition everyone who's there is working....
@ianloughney95703 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette my man, what do you think a trade show is?
@ianloughney95703 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette Yes it is, thats literally what a tradeshow is.
@bleu26803 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette he said it was a working girl. What's your point?
@noahtheeditor86502 жыл бұрын
Andrew: Is that a gun Guy: yes, that's a gun. Fine journalism
@pratikpramanik77824 жыл бұрын
That dog cage man definitely has no brakes. Just careening into walls with that dog suit story WAT
@pratikpramanik77824 жыл бұрын
GET MORE REEBOKS
@draco891234 жыл бұрын
Border issues?
@mateiardeleanu20014 жыл бұрын
He's a married man, he doesn't see it that way.
@ejRecording4 жыл бұрын
i think he lost his mind in saudi arabia
@pratikpramanik77824 жыл бұрын
@@ejRecording Too many on-trays to the head
@davidweaver8884 жыл бұрын
very disappointed at the lack of rapping in this video.
@ejaculationsniper86514 жыл бұрын
Your sentence would be very different with one 'p' missing
@drezworthy4 жыл бұрын
yo for real
@lordperezident4 жыл бұрын
That's true lol
@wotsit2ya4 жыл бұрын
True, he would have looked silly typing disapointed instead of disappointed.
@theefishlippedone4 жыл бұрын
i expected zero rap
@akillgore42293 жыл бұрын
Andrew Calaghan and his crew no longer own the rights to any of the all gas no brakes youtube channel or the patreon. If you are subscribed, please unsub for now. Andrew deserves to be paid for his ideas and his work
@joshsmith27603 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@pleasedontboo03203 жыл бұрын
He had a contract with all gas no brakes parent company and they took most of the money from the channel and patreon. He wanted a better deal so they took his channel. His new channel is called channel 5. Same thing as all gas no brakes but with a different name.
@joshsmith27603 жыл бұрын
@@pleasedontboo0320 Oh, thanks for letting me know. I thought he just stopped making videos
@pleasedontboo03203 жыл бұрын
@@joshsmith2760 no problem.
@andreitian32793 жыл бұрын
@@joshsmith2760 muahaha but he didn't stop new channel is channel 5 with andrew Callaghan
@keeanstevenson75813 жыл бұрын
When andrew looking individually down every barrel of the gun is the funniest shit ever
@gentlewomen00174 жыл бұрын
"What's your favorite Saudi Arabian entrée?" "On-tray?"
@Jvirus24 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t a woman so I didn’t have to worry about that”
@Simon-xi7lb4 жыл бұрын
wtf did he mean
@Jan-ex3wj4 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-xi7lb it might have been put out of context like a lot of the other conversation fragments
@lolmao5004 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-xi7lb It means he's a lying piece of shit, he never left the US in his life and never will.
@bobby_tablez4 жыл бұрын
😖🤚 On tray 😃👉 On thray thray
@thehylian74094 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this man is risking his life to bring us real journalism
@Marshuma4 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY looking down the barrel for truth.
@nis5e4 жыл бұрын
Only one channel will get dog-caged in the search for truth. And you've found that channel. Welcome to All Gas No Brakes.
@FundFreedom4 жыл бұрын
@@Marshuma thank God for those safety glasses! What if there had been a bayonet?!
@silverstoneKOTOD4 жыл бұрын
yeah...no.
@jchef34994 жыл бұрын
Risking his life? Lol
@adamangeles95703 жыл бұрын
As a mexican idk if I should feel relieved or scared by these people guarding the border...maybe a wall is good after all Lmao
@adamangeles95703 жыл бұрын
@ABRAXAS irony
@isaaccameron78523 жыл бұрын
@@adamangeles9570 can you tell me what the guy said in the end in Spanish?? Wish I was bilingual that's cool af
@adamangeles95703 жыл бұрын
@@isaaccameron7852 "We´ll be waiting for you next year, we are very proud to see you every year and happy 2020" thx haha sometimes is kinda broken tho, thats one of my insecurities
@worldhubtv64963 жыл бұрын
Coconut fs 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥
@youngicewater82893 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he illegally came here himself
@xissoxdb2 жыл бұрын
The absurdity in asking someone what is their favorite prison. And they even answer lol
@ohnoanotherputz4 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the guy telling him not to look down the barrel of the gun. Hands down the smartest guy ever featured on this channel.
@wut...4 жыл бұрын
he actually had common sense!!! i do have questions about his beard tho
@TheCarrots1014 жыл бұрын
Yeah Andrew came off lookin like a jackass for that one
@lagunacinematics4 жыл бұрын
if guns are so safe why cant he do dat doe
@stupidsnek4 жыл бұрын
@@lagunacinematics Dipshit. Guns are safe in the way a car is. Don't put your self in danger.
@traesdb114 жыл бұрын
Yea obviously the interviewer was being as obvious as possible go get a reaction knowing thsts a no no. Hilarious tho, indeed.
@jhova4 жыл бұрын
Dude really turned his answer into a rebook ad
@WaffleShortage4 жыл бұрын
i mean... that's the whole point of being a product rep at an expo so...
@JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk3 жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if he’s representing the brand or something 🤔
@schizoidman1433 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if these videos are edited to make the interviewees look stupid for comedic effect...
@damienm.96773 жыл бұрын
SchizoidMan blah blah I’m a buzzkill
@HodgeProGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@schizoidman143 i don’t think many of the interviewees need editing for that lmao
@LoewenRanger3 жыл бұрын
"happy 2020" best punchline to a video I've ever seen
@ENigma-um8zw3 жыл бұрын
“You goin Wuhan Or WarEz?” The Mexican food truck seller is the most American of the bunch
@murtazahameed38333 жыл бұрын
Think it was Juarez fam
@ali87sa4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Saudi, and I do get excited for lollipops.
@gubocci4 жыл бұрын
@BEAUJAN Peester but do you like lollipops
@missingpathway04 жыл бұрын
What do you think about an entree though?
@qv82814 жыл бұрын
It’s a well known fact that the House of Saud has maintained its power over the people living in the kingdom via its monopoly on lollipops.
@orokanasentoki60134 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@grantdotjpg4 жыл бұрын
Fuck their right then
@Nicholas_Young4 жыл бұрын
*points to a shotgun* “What are we looking at here? Is this a gun?” “Yep that’s a gun”
@Mindfreakize4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that was my favorite part 😂
@hotwireyouth45444 жыл бұрын
Can you put a time stamp I happen to be deaf.
@ReignCharger4 жыл бұрын
Love the moving pictures :)
@rofl2k3k4 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions
@sncello18004 жыл бұрын
@@hotwireyouth4544 4:08
@lewis84223 жыл бұрын
Bro more videos! This is absolutely amazing and your comedic timing is on point. Do more small events tho thats where you get the real fruit loops! Book signings, park openings things like that
@mrsloth_88203 жыл бұрын
That’s how I want my taquitos described: “very crusty”
@marleylewhut32814 жыл бұрын
The guy at the end just happy to serve taquitos is so wholesome, best part of the video
@eliasbouhout14 жыл бұрын
DN;NS
@eurybaric4 жыл бұрын
Seriously! and the background music was spot on haha :D
@madspad96384 жыл бұрын
asukas face LMAO
@nicholasgrant43594 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty discussing watching Border patrol enjoy a Mexican beer and Mexican food, when they made there living by stoping Mexican humans that are risking everything so they can afford a Beer and a Taquito, Kinda bazar.
@eliasbouhout14 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasgrant4359 Do you actually know what's the job of border patrol?
@skaels4 жыл бұрын
The taquito guy actually looks like hes enjoying his life...
@scottallpress38183 жыл бұрын
Only normal guy here
@Mr.Bonez2Go3 жыл бұрын
He has to be trolling them
@Alexandroid_3 жыл бұрын
“What’re we looking at? Is this a gun?”
@earugo25312 жыл бұрын
This is the best coverage of Amy event of any sort I've ever seen
@chriswright86554 жыл бұрын
I’m enjoying watching our boy and his slow descent into Eric Andre
@conrymontano75624 жыл бұрын
The white Eric Andre
@Layk354 жыл бұрын
It's more like the people he interviews are the Eric Andres
@garfoofian85074 жыл бұрын
Its somone interviewing eric andre
@vxxiii41604 жыл бұрын
@@Layk35 Nah, this whole thing reminds me of Eric Andre at the RNC
@194_SS4 жыл бұрын
@@vxxiii4160 Wellcome to the erIC ANDREEEEEEE SHOWWWWW
@nicholassimmons97064 жыл бұрын
That first dude was the creepy AFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! And god bless the hispanic man selling taquitos. He seemed very nice.
@Krawurxus4 жыл бұрын
Just a close-minded lying bigot trying to sell people his 70.000 dollar cages.
@NahYouCant3 жыл бұрын
@@Krawurxuswahh wahh wahh bigot bigot bigot how does it feel knowing your whole family are ashamed of you lol
@GladG3 жыл бұрын
first I mean I don’t know chief. Seems like they aren’t lol.
@DongusMcGrongus3 жыл бұрын
@@NahYouCant lol imagine caring what your family thinks of you just sell crack
@vegetasbulge3 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic man I can tell you that most of us are pretty awesome.
@whaddup46943 жыл бұрын
Y’all had fun while editing this one
@MeGustaWHAT3 жыл бұрын
Channel 5 News everyone! He is BACK!
@shumeister10593 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!!
@annakarinaalves4 жыл бұрын
Has traveled the world but doesn't know what an entree is.
@downsjmmyjones1014 жыл бұрын
Dude probably thinks TGIFridays is "upscale". Judging by his reasoning for his choice of meat, he probably thinks tasting anything he couldn't get in an American diner is sacrilegious.
@weatheranddarkness4 жыл бұрын
in the rest of the world you order your entrée before you order your main dish. Not that he'd know that either.
@GreenDayBJAS24 жыл бұрын
That's called an american with enough money
@rodneysmart97744 жыл бұрын
Only Eats McDonald's everywhere he goes.
@agaspversilia4 жыл бұрын
Well, he ain’t a woman, so... 😅😅
@ShadesoffosedahS4 жыл бұрын
Your location choices bring me life every time. You shoulda rapped though.
@YourTapeworm4 жыл бұрын
He had that old man rapping wasnt that enough to feed you?
@ShadesoffosedahS4 жыл бұрын
That was clearly spoken word.
@georgeslade6314 жыл бұрын
No one deserves to be raped
@benfamin4 жыл бұрын
Nick the Raper
@jeffmalo314 жыл бұрын
I’ll convince the rapist in the name of the law.
@barbarahorn21282 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are so funny without even trying. Your facial expressions are priceless. I wish you nothing but success
@BigShnarff2 жыл бұрын
The slow mo editing is absolutely brilliant! Lol 😂
@n8mart1593 жыл бұрын
“What’s the best Reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in a crisis situation?” I’m fucking dead bro
@SpaceMissile3 жыл бұрын
actually made that guy excited to show off his product though. that's kinda fun - you can see his demeanor change after that question.
@dabinhaler13373 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceMissile cos he had the best reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in a crisis situation right there ready to show off lmao
@carl1bo4663 жыл бұрын
I am
@jesseware46822 жыл бұрын
Funny you asked that
@tommeliusbthaprofit61574 ай бұрын
I feel bad for that guy cause he was just like a salesman for these mf and wasn't into like military larping or weird prison/defense industry shady shit. He asked him that first question and the guy said "whether it's this this this or this you know... We just want an opportunity for em to get more Reeboks" lmao
@marcusgill45534 жыл бұрын
Thank god I ain’t a woman, so I don’t have to worry about entrees either. Hard hitting journalism as usual.
@andrewlukkuz3694 жыл бұрын
Only stupid icky girls eat entrees 😤😤😤
@than90253 жыл бұрын
this is his best video, so much replay value
@crunchu23613 жыл бұрын
The mix of selective editing and genuine interviewing makes these amazing
@bearclaw0072 жыл бұрын
"Selective editing" -- redundant. Don't think they'd do it randomly.
@crunchu23612 жыл бұрын
@@bearclaw007 doesn’t need to be random. Almost everyone at an expo like this is entertaining in one way or another
@AtheismF7W4 жыл бұрын
"We want people to leave with the same amount of holes as they walked in with." That guy is all about safety.
@beeragainsthumanity14203 жыл бұрын
Safety Dance
@SpaceMissile3 жыл бұрын
the type of guy to keep his trigger finger straight when spraying cleaner on the counter.
@douglofreddo78863 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceMissile underrated comment
@chaseHoldren2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather leave with less than I came with
@buubuufigs4 жыл бұрын
I love how happy the last dude is about taquitos & coronas.
@silver_lines4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he warmed my heart. ❤
@celestialmonkey4 жыл бұрын
He was in on the joke
@motto254 жыл бұрын
its nice to see someone so sincere after watching all those weirdos he interviewed
@spiraljumper744 жыл бұрын
Corona+street tacos is among the best meals in the world. It’s just a fucking fact.
@isaacemanuel42879 ай бұрын
That first guy's comment aged so well 😂😂
@Eliteerin3 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the best KZfaq videos I've ever seen
@NoName-ok7br4 жыл бұрын
I cant believe nobody rapped in this one
@atomsmith93234 жыл бұрын
No Name that white hair guy started spitting flame
@Solanuma4 жыл бұрын
thats how you know its a truly wretched place
@jimelliot49044 жыл бұрын
I feel like taquito corona guy probably would with a little prompting
@angelofdeath2754 жыл бұрын
No Name I can believe it actually
@BeavisSaves4 жыл бұрын
I can, those dudes are painfully white.
@wild.impala4 жыл бұрын
What's your favourite Saudi Arabian entree? "I ain't a woman so I didn't need to worry bout that" I'm convinced that this guy mixed up entree with lingerie
@noobie18904 жыл бұрын
So is he gay or just fucking weird then. Lingerie is the best. It’s like the hot sauce of the female body
@petergriffintv83154 жыл бұрын
noobie1890 hot cringe
@noobie18904 жыл бұрын
peter griffinTV hot sauce makes everything taste better and lingerie makes everything look better
@ElRammo4 жыл бұрын
@@noobie1890 ye I laughed bro I got u
@stoicvibesonly4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best guess yet. I really couldn't imagine what he was thinking of.
@valaiopwep79906 ай бұрын
"what's your favourite prison" and the guy answers without missing a beat hahaha gold love this stuff
@rachelc32133 жыл бұрын
his ability to find people who make me shake my head from literally all walks of life is endlessly impressive
@flowerpower1114 жыл бұрын
The Latino fellow was the nicest person there..
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow4 жыл бұрын
Lewis E. And the hottest 😉
@Wambario4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Campbell dude, he’s not going to fuck you.
@dontpanic71534 жыл бұрын
@@Wambario Not with that attitude at least.
@punani_slayer42094 жыл бұрын
None of them were mean tbh
@dillon81404 жыл бұрын
@@Wambario you dont know that
@Avengersenpai4 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day where there was no rapping in an All Gas No Brakes video. These are dark times indeed.
@YourTapeworm4 жыл бұрын
2:25 there was some fire in this video you just missed it
@swagcandy25764 жыл бұрын
@@YourTapeworm he wasn't rapping though, he was just talking with a beat playing over it... oh wait that is rapping
@jeffmill4 жыл бұрын
2020 sucks.
@musiew6834 жыл бұрын
Swag candy he rode that beat like a Kawasaki
@musiew6834 жыл бұрын
“Molly, Percocet, represent, border to protect”
@diavoloucraino3 жыл бұрын
'Is this a gun?' - excellent comedic timing haha. You can tell Andrew has been inspired by Louis Theroux and Sacha Baron Cohen.
@NihilisticRealism Жыл бұрын
the ear plug zoom in is my favorite moment so far on your channel top fucking notch
@CagandoTuMente4 жыл бұрын
I hope you're not suggesting this video is canon. There's no rapping at all.
@vincenzoscardone87644 жыл бұрын
yes
@teopini4 жыл бұрын
5:45 It's absolutely canon
@SolomonRasputin4 жыл бұрын
What about dude with the white hair at 230
@Muonium14 жыл бұрын
I hate the rapping, so I love this video
@DanielVerberne4 жыл бұрын
It’s a spin-off at best.
@747lch4 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s interviewing the guy who’s scolding him
@mattc5937 Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, Andrew Callaghan claims (during his interview on Therapy Geckos) that this is one of his least favorite videos and he wishes it were never released.
@j.t.molina72233 жыл бұрын
"And happy 2020". Hilariousss dude I just found this channel after watching tfatk
@taylorhightower37374 жыл бұрын
Andrew has some immaculate charisma to stare down the barrel of a gun and not get kicked off the range immediately
@kimberly_erin4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hightower right. But they were more interested in educating him, which is much more important, now if he tried something like that again he’d get a lifelong ban.
@spookymcgee28874 жыл бұрын
I saw that and was like, “*gasp* oh no! No Andrew! Stop that! What the hell! Nooooooooo!”
@obeseperson9 ай бұрын
@@spookymcgee2887why not, it’s not like they were shooting
@God-official17 ай бұрын
That lookin down the barrel was some Borat sh;t 😂
@yehboi66464 жыл бұрын
“You going wuhan? Or are you going Juarez?”
@LolSaiYes4 жыл бұрын
"ahahahahah im gonna pass on that question yeaaaah gonna pass. wuhan." lmfao
@j.s.34144 жыл бұрын
These are the tough questions the American people need answers to.
@wazsupkev4 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, the guy handled the question well.
@brax3003 жыл бұрын
“ beef, because I’m American, “ Please keep these amazing videos coming
@thedudewhogrows3 жыл бұрын
All of your edits of you riding the ATV, priceless
@GufilinOrDie4 жыл бұрын
That "taquitos" guy was so wholesome it made my day
@randerins3 жыл бұрын
it was cringe too but at least he seems nice
@calmao6663 жыл бұрын
✨🔥💕tipo de los taquitos💕🔥✨
@cristianabraham3843 жыл бұрын
@@calmao666 el wey de los taquitos*
@uwuwu93 жыл бұрын
Japi tutausen tueni
@othellotyrant31523 жыл бұрын
Taquitos and corona,say no more.
@rujeri4 жыл бұрын
A mexican guy smiling at the end. Just awesome.
@speedfastman4 жыл бұрын
Nothing as awesome as a bootlicker.
@user-vp9lc9up6v4 жыл бұрын
@@speedfastman mams trying go make money
@Skaxarrat4 жыл бұрын
Happy 2020
@stuffums4 жыл бұрын
Mexico has hardcore border security and take it very seriously
@sebastianbutcallmesebby24214 жыл бұрын
@@stuffums yeah cuz arent they the ones dealing with a drug problem? Americans just buy and consume it?
@IanTtierney3 жыл бұрын
the editing work in this video is top tier
@immaliveforever14743 жыл бұрын
This editing is fantastic
@CapAdGroup4 жыл бұрын
The sheer cojones of the Latino guy pushing taquitos and corona at the border expo is just priceless. Entrepeneur of the fucking year right there. Massive props.
@shannonmullett88093 жыл бұрын
You sound dumb af, alot of Texans and others living in areas near the border are of hispanic heritage so it doesn't take any cajones
@joaquinillo_3 жыл бұрын
cojones is from spain, in latinoamerica most say huevos
@shannonmullett88093 жыл бұрын
@@joaquinillo_ who gives a shit lmao
@seriouspain41363 жыл бұрын
@@shannonmullett8809 I do
@TSUNAMI-MAMI3 жыл бұрын
Take the racists money 🤷♀️
@manscapedgrinch14274 жыл бұрын
"Only charcoal, can't be gas." **screams in Hank Hill**
@froggyplatypus4 жыл бұрын
Butane is a bastard gas.
@dominikprado66453 жыл бұрын
Bhhhhhhhhaaaaaa
@DorothyZbornak1233 жыл бұрын
I tell you hwhat
@siddharthkrishnan33173 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, we all gas. And are sans brakes
@obiwanshanobi26623 жыл бұрын
Damn it Bobby!!!
@mastershake30402 жыл бұрын
Impeccable editing.
@robyoung7032 жыл бұрын
Your show is the best one I can't watch, otherwise my nerves will explode
@osmanugurcelik31624 жыл бұрын
"What do you think is the biggest threat facing the borders right now?" "It's the officers, swat teams or border patrol themselves"
@agenericbot4 жыл бұрын
agreed
@nickb17624 жыл бұрын
That literally makes no sense, this dude just edits shit to make people look like idiots
@kilewithani24 жыл бұрын
damn right.
@ericbennett53544 жыл бұрын
@@nickb1762 That's the joke.
@nickb17624 жыл бұрын
Architeuthitect well it’s not as tasteful as his old videos.
@Toreju72404 жыл бұрын
The mexican food caterer at the end was in on the joke that smirk on his face lol
@itsameyaboi4 жыл бұрын
He just really enjoys selling taquitos, Coronas, and mini-taquitos ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
@Rg-es9kv4 жыл бұрын
what joke, he's just high on life
@Toreju72404 жыл бұрын
@@Rg-es9kv all gas no brakes as a platform is the joke
@Rg-es9kv4 жыл бұрын
@@Toreju7240 yeah ok he understands in a broad sense there is some level of satirisation going on. i dont think he is in on any particular 'joke'
@Toreju72404 жыл бұрын
@@Rg-es9kv go hang out at the flat earth expo
@ethanteague65893 жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@cryzz46273 жыл бұрын
That little beat that comes on when the old guy starts rambling 😂
@ShazyShaze4 жыл бұрын
"What are we looking at right here, is this a gun?" I'm dead
@Knort4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i feel like i´m watching Borat XD
@zeke20954 жыл бұрын
@@Knort or MDE, all three are comedy gold
@markvol4 жыл бұрын
The only guy who seems confident in his masculinity was the taco vendor.
@KryptonianBaby4 жыл бұрын
Lotta insecure people responding to this comment. Kinda outing themselves.
@humphreybutterclump87424 жыл бұрын
@@KryptonianBaby you HATE to see it
@moosemcgroose72614 жыл бұрын
Danny Boy Jango are you gonna reply to my comment too? :)
@Artickrill4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha my life is a joke
@motto254 жыл бұрын
@@Whyexes lmfao my man, that was a joke he made just there. If anything, you seem to fall right in line with the rest of those guys in the video judging by how heated you got from his comment.
@clayyytonnn1533 жыл бұрын
honestly my favorite episode. a lot of subtle bangers
@isetmfriendsofire2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, it's one of Andrew's least favorites
@clayyytonnn1532 жыл бұрын
@@isetmfriendsofire yeah he said this one was editing heavy and not much organic content so not very fun to film or produce but to me that allowed another area of skill to be highlighted
@andresfeliciano3 жыл бұрын
This is actually excellent, excellent journalism.
@Keunai4 жыл бұрын
The most wholesome person was the latino dude.
@glefogleforoma13293 жыл бұрын
hell yea lol that foo was a g
@djtoxicdhg3 жыл бұрын
On God the only one I did not onet to punch in the face.
@hectichive8893 жыл бұрын
For real. He was so chill... If I were 21, I’d love to chill with that dude and eat some taquitos...
@vfill58973 жыл бұрын
We need more people like him on the border patrol. So nice and wholesome, probably empathetic to all people too.
@altmarktreuwischeahoi32673 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah
@mugglepower4 жыл бұрын
reporter: You have a dogsuit? guy: no? reporter: ahhh you definitely have one guy: dies inside
@timas27913 жыл бұрын
"What's the best Reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in like, a crisis situation?" "Hehe, it's funny you ask that..."
@Makkis2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know, he's moved to Channel 5
@alexmiller38454 жыл бұрын
This dude is giving me real Napoleon Dynamite vibes
@robotlazar4 жыл бұрын
Napoleon Dynamite + Borat + Eric Andre
@inordirection_4 жыл бұрын
@@robotlazar you hit the spot on the nail my guy
@jarnold17894 жыл бұрын
Strong Borat vibes with that suit
@chellymurphy4 жыл бұрын
YES! if Napoleon Dynamite and Louis Theroux had a baby
@tommychoppa75643 жыл бұрын
this channel, borat, and eric andre... thats the legendary trifecta of awkward troll humor aka the best kind of humor
@vxxiii41604 жыл бұрын
Mexican here, taquitos and Coronas are definitely a good combination.
@JackPaulEvans19784 жыл бұрын
Texan. Can confirm.
@MickZarco4 жыл бұрын
Than you're not a true mexican. Victorias and taquitos are the way to go. Or Modelos or Bohemias. But never Sol, okay?
@laloarr4 жыл бұрын
They're called flautas, you fucking anchor baby
@char61024 жыл бұрын
@@laloarr Flautas and Taquitos are both correct. We use both words at least over in Juarez
@MickZarco4 жыл бұрын
@@char6102 well, a flauta is a long taco fried.
@mirandapanda54392 жыл бұрын
The editing is so great 🤣
@mntn-hed82662 жыл бұрын
baboom. happy 2020. that taquito guy knows what he's doing too. he's cracking jokes as he's explaining how the crunchiness of the taquito pairs well with corona. he's pretty much saying "thank you granma"
@tannerbananer5144 жыл бұрын
Border Security: It can only be charcoal can’t be gas *Hank Hill will remember this*
@feinegrafik4 жыл бұрын
Tod und Hass dem bVb (kappa)
@grandmothermud64984 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell you whhat, Mister Border Patrol,”
@lorstdringus97914 жыл бұрын
that man is on the wrong side of history
@petedawg1114 жыл бұрын
Taste the meat not the heat
@Markell19914 жыл бұрын
Why did nobody blame jews for anything? Was this a real convention at all?
@landbeforetimeee4 жыл бұрын
Because it's more or less a trade expo, and a majority of these people are either law enforcement or brand representatives of multi million dollar companies. They're a BIT more professional than some of the... Individuals in his last videos.
@skyaldrin4 жыл бұрын
@@landbeforetimeee there always weirdos out there, that dog cage guy seemed like he had some stuff to say
@ShadowSneakerJ114 жыл бұрын
And no rapping?
@ultrapwner4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I was at a protest of this event. We sent a guy in to get pictures inside and there was a guy with a 4 inch swastika tattooed on his tricep in there selling things.
@clintonleonard51874 жыл бұрын
@@ultrapwner You protested a trade expo? Dude...get a life.
@dragoniraflameblade3 жыл бұрын
The food vendor's face is the face of a man who spits in the food. I salute him a d hope he's still making big bucks.
@ChromePwny3 жыл бұрын
man you had me going on a ride with you, but that last interview really threw me, for the better!