Border Security Expo

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All Gas No Brakes

4 жыл бұрын

Some reportage from the 2020 Border Security Expo in San Antonio, TX.
Full episodes available at www.patreon.com/allgasnobrakes

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@ThePsychoRenegade
@ThePsychoRenegade 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, the most pressing border issue is getting law enforcement to buy more Reebok.
@guppy719
@guppy719 4 жыл бұрын
The dude is all about the paper
@antonmsk3401
@antonmsk3401 4 жыл бұрын
A very succinct analysis of the political and socio economic influence of the military industrial complex in the United States.
@Jinars.
@Jinars. 4 жыл бұрын
@@guppy719 he looked dead inside
@Solanuma
@Solanuma 4 жыл бұрын
i wonder if they come in different flavors
@angelofdeath275
@angelofdeath275 4 жыл бұрын
ThePsychoRenegade is this where my taxes go?
@GT-ok
@GT-ok 4 жыл бұрын
“But it’s gotta be charcoal, it can’t be gas” All Gas No Breaks: no...gas?
@codyw518
@codyw518 4 жыл бұрын
Boooo
@liammm7036
@liammm7036 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be all brakes when you're trying to stop immigration amirite?
@GreatExplications
@GreatExplications 4 жыл бұрын
More like all guns and no gas!
@MrSloqwerty
@MrSloqwerty 4 жыл бұрын
Well'a there fella, how 'bout you try some good ol' fashioned propane.
@lordperezident
@lordperezident 4 жыл бұрын
Hank hill with propane amd propane accessories would be incredibly disappointed in that comment. Smh. Doesn't he know propane is a clean burning gas
@jamesdale8222
@jamesdale8222 3 жыл бұрын
Halfway through the video he realized he wasn't going to find anyone to freestyle rap so he just synced up beats to the guy talking about techno mumbo jumbo. Revolutionary.
@MarcCharbz
@MarcCharbz 3 жыл бұрын
"What are we looking at right here? Is-is this a gun?" "This is a gun. Yeah."
@crabPEOPLE2000
@crabPEOPLE2000 4 жыл бұрын
"is this a gun" the hard hitting questions that journalism needs
@Stewbob112
@Stewbob112 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment on here😂
@emanekafecaftoggaf6893
@emanekafecaftoggaf6893 4 жыл бұрын
@Kenneth Miller you don't need full auto if you can finger the trigger real fast. I call it full semi auto -that guy probably
@unripetomato4312
@unripetomato4312 4 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Miller full auto is a little much. Just got to program a burst fire button on your mouse
@unripetomato4312
@unripetomato4312 4 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Miller well there are if your counting the gulag
@unripetomato4312
@unripetomato4312 4 жыл бұрын
Émanékaf Ecaftoggàf lol
@Saruman1000
@Saruman1000 4 жыл бұрын
The “Happy 2020” by the Mexican guy selling food at a USA border patrol expo made me realize just how surreal this video was. Great job..
@alexanderm7270
@alexanderm7270 4 жыл бұрын
and the edit to cut the vid there was absolute gold as punctuation.
@Martin-kv3th
@Martin-kv3th 4 жыл бұрын
i understand why many Mexicans who came here legally dislike illegal immigration because it is this what creates stigmata against mexicans in the United states
@albierodriguez9797
@albierodriguez9797 4 жыл бұрын
Martin stigmata? 😂
@jasonjohnson3282
@jasonjohnson3282 4 жыл бұрын
@@Martin-kv3th This is a direct result of H.R.4731, which states, "Immigrants who successfully complete the necessary paperwork to enter the United States legally are subject to the spontaneous appearance of wound marks resembling those of our crucified Lord, in equal proportion to the number of immigrants entering the country without having completed said paperwork."
@Martin-kv3th
@Martin-kv3th 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjohnson3282 Pardon me but what you wrote is so convoluted and too much for my non-native brain
@alerog745
@alerog745 3 жыл бұрын
God that first guy is one of the most unlikeable people I've ever heard speak.
@andrewmiller1761
@andrewmiller1761 3 жыл бұрын
Dude! Tell me about it. That was rough to watch.
@2timothy379
@2timothy379 3 жыл бұрын
He acts and thinks like the majority of people who live in the midwest.
@CODCritic101
@CODCritic101 3 жыл бұрын
@@2timothy379 big cap
@Scotch20
@Scotch20 3 жыл бұрын
If that guy's at the top of your list I doubt you've seen the worst humanity has to offer.
@TSUNAMI-MAMI
@TSUNAMI-MAMI 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that man is a descendant of slave owners. Just hates his fellow humans and sees people different than him as animals. Truly vile and hateful.
@lucathesadman
@lucathesadman 3 жыл бұрын
“Until November then we won’t have another virus for 4 years” *laughs in March 2021*
@connormorris6642
@connormorris6642 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to post this lmao
@Fretzton
@Fretzton 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in September 2077
@grandpathong
@grandpathong 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Smarch 32461
@AlexanderTtl
@AlexanderTtl 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in May 2021
@cutienugget77
@cutienugget77 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs In June 2021
@stopitpj2318
@stopitpj2318 4 жыл бұрын
"entree? i aint no woman do i don't need to worry 'bout that." yes i can confirm, men only eat appetizers sides and dessert. only the women are the ones who are allowed to eat entrees.
@factorio4917
@factorio4917 4 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle thats why its funny
@amzyoshio5990
@amzyoshio5990 4 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle While true about this video specifically, he uploads all the uncut versions as well elsewhere so it's not like he's trying to lie? Entertaining videos just get views.
@nijohn12
@nijohn12 4 жыл бұрын
Yes this is true BUT ladies if your man is eating dessert ESPECIALLY if he is ordering them...you he's...you know 👀👀👀
@TheeOK1
@TheeOK1 4 жыл бұрын
@Barney Boyle that line was probably on of the ones that needed the least editing. Man just didn't know what an entree is, ignorant in his meal based vocabulary is all.
@glipk
@glipk 4 жыл бұрын
Real men only eat ass
@crawfish9042
@crawfish9042 4 жыл бұрын
You triggered that one guys PTSD when you asked for his favourite entree
@Anna-nf6ku
@Anna-nf6ku 3 жыл бұрын
entree? 😳😳😳
@jeyjai
@jeyjai 3 жыл бұрын
Instantly shell shocked when he heard the word entree
@GF-nm1cl
@GF-nm1cl 3 жыл бұрын
They made him eat a guy
@darrendelanois1790
@darrendelanois1790 3 жыл бұрын
Marine core?
@drockmcmoney
@drockmcmoney 3 жыл бұрын
Luckily he's not a female so he doesn't have to worry about that lol
@joeyjojojunior4886
@joeyjojojunior4886 3 жыл бұрын
The food guy is the least crazy person working the event.
@PewLand
@PewLand 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the firearms instructor guy who said not to look down the barrel was pretty cool lol
@bmtziii640
@bmtziii640 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep them taquitos & coronas out of Merica
@ValentinoMariotto
@ValentinoMariotto 3 жыл бұрын
and isn't it ironic that he's mexican :)
@misterguy9002
@misterguy9002 2 жыл бұрын
He basically just reiterated what the first guy said, “ love the food, hate the culture” lol
@tonicool9038
@tonicool9038 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he wasn't even a little bit crazy
@jordanfreytag893
@jordanfreytag893 3 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that this style of journalism, while hilarious,, seems more truthful than mainstream journalism.
@jordanfreytag893
@jordanfreytag893 3 жыл бұрын
Just FYI, I made this comment before I saw the protest videos. Solidifies my assertion even more.
@JH4RPlp
@JH4RPlp 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanfreytag893 Its refreshing to see a journalist that doesn't shove his own opinion down your throat after interviewing people
@flyzam71
@flyzam71 3 жыл бұрын
Watch the documentary on this guy. I used to love his stuff until I saw that. He goes out of his way to ridicule conservative thought, but admits he has a softness to progressive ideology and therefore really tried to dig deep into what a topic is about if it is progressive. Just another hack journalist pushing his views through his stories
@sulkissulking
@sulkissulking 3 жыл бұрын
@@flyzam71 ...what you just described is the literal definition of journalism you inbred fuck LMAO. stick to the factory jobs.
@flyzam71
@flyzam71 3 жыл бұрын
@@sulkissulking here is the problems right here. People actually thinking that pushing your own views are the 'literal definition of journalism'. I'm sorry we failed you so.
@mhaseth
@mhaseth 4 жыл бұрын
I love how that guy didn't even pause when he was asked what his favorite prison was 😂
@jak743
@jak743 4 жыл бұрын
He shared his personal experience from back in the days when he wasnt a cop
@samgomez9942
@samgomez9942 4 жыл бұрын
@@jak743 he's not a cop and most of the time, you're not allowed to work in law enforcement if you've been in prison, but congratulations for making a racist joke that was trying way too hard to be edgy.
@JL2670yo
@JL2670yo 4 жыл бұрын
@@samgomez9942 If you knew it was a joke, why did you proceed to explain why it wasn't possible for him to not be a cop? Seems like someone wants to feel superior
@samgomez9942
@samgomez9942 4 жыл бұрын
@@JL2670yo Because a joke should make sense, that's why the saying "it's funny because it's true" exists. Also I have no idea where you pulled that superiority complex thing from. I'm just saying if you're gonna go for an offensive joke, at least make it a good one.
@JL2670yo
@JL2670yo 4 жыл бұрын
@@samgomez9942 never said it was a good joke, in fact it was painfully obvious, and the joke did make sense, it doesn't have to be true to make sense, nor does it have to be true to be funny, i suggest you watch some stand up comedy if you think all jokes are based on the truth. You explained the obvious to someone even though it was obvious satire, what do you gain?
@bottomfeeder7924
@bottomfeeder7924 4 жыл бұрын
‘‘Is she...😉😉😉?’ I’m a married man, I don’t pay that big attention.’ ‘I mean like, does she care about border issues and stuff?’ (good save)
@AnyFactor
@AnyFactor 4 жыл бұрын
If you ever wondered who are the husbands of all those Karens, well... You are looking at one of them.
@xMaverickFPS
@xMaverickFPS 4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram i don't. he's an idiot, who cares? just laugh at him.
@xMaverickFPS
@xMaverickFPS 4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram the dude didn't even know what the fucking word "entree" meant. i learned that at like age 7. you must be an idiot, too.
@xMaverickFPS
@xMaverickFPS 4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram even with all the jump cuts, it is still extremely evident how stupid that guy is. if falling back on "BUT THE EDITING" is your only defense, then you are absolutely a moron as well.
@xMaverickFPS
@xMaverickFPS 4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Ingram yes, congratulations, the video *_IS_* edited. do you want a cookie for that very obvious observation? that doesn't change how stupid these people are.
@matchstick3991
@matchstick3991 3 жыл бұрын
The solid 10 seconds on him closely staring down the barrels of guns has to be my favorite part
@shumeister1059
@shumeister1059 3 жыл бұрын
Find Lawd Jesus down the barrel, first winner gets to meet the maker! Step right up!!!
@gabosampaio5277
@gabosampaio5277 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a dude selling mexican food in a Border Security Expo is too good.
@blanelegant
@blanelegant 4 жыл бұрын
"Entree? I ain't a woman so I don't have to worry about that."
@Tony-lf3il
@Tony-lf3il 4 жыл бұрын
Blane Legant what does that even mean ?
@adamcoles8250
@adamcoles8250 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il Have you heard of selective edits?
@MrKowalskyfication
@MrKowalskyfication 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il An entree is a course in a dinner.
@chrisdonahue
@chrisdonahue 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tony-lf3il it means he has a woman to cook for him normally :P but also funny because he is a dumb ass
@Tony-lf3il
@Tony-lf3il 4 жыл бұрын
MrKowalskyfication i know that , but his response .
@footytang
@footytang 4 жыл бұрын
Selling Coronas and Mexican food at a US border expo has me rollin
@artbyshk
@artbyshk 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha fr fr
@RoxorTehCoxor
@RoxorTehCoxor 4 жыл бұрын
Assuming a race is racist is... Whispers *racist*
@ropeisnotadink
@ropeisnotadink 4 жыл бұрын
Don't cross the border but leave your food and beer here
@motto25
@motto25 4 жыл бұрын
@@ropeisnotadink ooor cross the boarder legally and bring your food and beer too.
@vulfbyte3229
@vulfbyte3229 4 жыл бұрын
Every year Leonardo Dicaprio looks a little more like Jack Nicholson.
@clairequirk911
@clairequirk911 3 жыл бұрын
That poor employee who asked that guy if he had a dog and he said no but I'll pay you to wear a dog suit and sit in my cage like SIR SHE IS ON THE CLOCK LEAVE HER BE
@lucasbooth3614
@lucasbooth3614 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette he called her "worker girl"
@ianloughney9570
@ianloughney9570 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette Bruh. Its a tradeshow. By definition everyone who's there is working....
@ianloughney9570
@ianloughney9570 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette my man, what do you think a trade show is?
@ianloughney9570
@ianloughney9570 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette Yes it is, thats literally what a tradeshow is.
@bleu2680
@bleu2680 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette he said it was a working girl. What's your point?
@noahtheeditor8650
@noahtheeditor8650 2 жыл бұрын
Andrew: Is that a gun Guy: yes, that's a gun. Fine journalism
@pratikpramanik7782
@pratikpramanik7782 4 жыл бұрын
That dog cage man definitely has no brakes. Just careening into walls with that dog suit story WAT
@pratikpramanik7782
@pratikpramanik7782 4 жыл бұрын
GET MORE REEBOKS
@draco89123
@draco89123 4 жыл бұрын
Border issues?
@mateiardeleanu2001
@mateiardeleanu2001 4 жыл бұрын
He's a married man, he doesn't see it that way.
@ejRecording
@ejRecording 4 жыл бұрын
i think he lost his mind in saudi arabia
@pratikpramanik7782
@pratikpramanik7782 4 жыл бұрын
@@ejRecording Too many on-trays to the head
@davidweaver888
@davidweaver888 4 жыл бұрын
very disappointed at the lack of rapping in this video.
@ejaculationsniper8651
@ejaculationsniper8651 4 жыл бұрын
Your sentence would be very different with one 'p' missing
@drezworthy
@drezworthy 4 жыл бұрын
yo for real
@lordperezident
@lordperezident 4 жыл бұрын
That's true lol
@wotsit2ya
@wotsit2ya 4 жыл бұрын
True, he would have looked silly typing disapointed instead of disappointed.
@theefishlippedone
@theefishlippedone 4 жыл бұрын
i expected zero rap
@akillgore4229
@akillgore4229 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Calaghan and his crew no longer own the rights to any of the all gas no brakes youtube channel or the patreon. If you are subscribed, please unsub for now. Andrew deserves to be paid for his ideas and his work
@joshsmith2760
@joshsmith2760 3 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@pleasedontboo0320
@pleasedontboo0320 3 жыл бұрын
He had a contract with all gas no brakes parent company and they took most of the money from the channel and patreon. He wanted a better deal so they took his channel. His new channel is called channel 5. Same thing as all gas no brakes but with a different name.
@joshsmith2760
@joshsmith2760 3 жыл бұрын
@@pleasedontboo0320 Oh, thanks for letting me know. I thought he just stopped making videos
@pleasedontboo0320
@pleasedontboo0320 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshsmith2760 no problem.
@andreitian3279
@andreitian3279 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshsmith2760 muahaha but he didn't stop new channel is channel 5 with andrew Callaghan
@keeanstevenson7581
@keeanstevenson7581 3 жыл бұрын
When andrew looking individually down every barrel of the gun is the funniest shit ever
@gentlewomen0017
@gentlewomen0017 4 жыл бұрын
"What's your favorite Saudi Arabian entrée?" "On-tray?"
@Jvirus2
@Jvirus2 4 жыл бұрын
“Ain’t a woman so I didn’t have to worry about that”
@Simon-xi7lb
@Simon-xi7lb 4 жыл бұрын
wtf did he mean
@Jan-ex3wj
@Jan-ex3wj 4 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-xi7lb it might have been put out of context like a lot of the other conversation fragments
@lolmao500
@lolmao500 4 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-xi7lb It means he's a lying piece of shit, he never left the US in his life and never will.
@bobby_tablez
@bobby_tablez 4 жыл бұрын
😖🤚 On tray 😃👉 On thray thray
@thehylian7409
@thehylian7409 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this man is risking his life to bring us real journalism
@Marshuma
@Marshuma 4 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY looking down the barrel for truth.
@nis5e
@nis5e 4 жыл бұрын
Only one channel will get dog-caged in the search for truth. And you've found that channel. Welcome to All Gas No Brakes.
@FundFreedom
@FundFreedom 4 жыл бұрын
@@Marshuma thank God for those safety glasses! What if there had been a bayonet?!
@silverstoneKOTOD
@silverstoneKOTOD 4 жыл бұрын
yeah...no.
@jchef3499
@jchef3499 4 жыл бұрын
Risking his life? Lol
@adamangeles9570
@adamangeles9570 3 жыл бұрын
As a mexican idk if I should feel relieved or scared by these people guarding the border...maybe a wall is good after all Lmao
@adamangeles9570
@adamangeles9570 3 жыл бұрын
@ABRAXAS irony
@isaaccameron7852
@isaaccameron7852 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamangeles9570 can you tell me what the guy said in the end in Spanish?? Wish I was bilingual that's cool af
@adamangeles9570
@adamangeles9570 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaaccameron7852 "We´ll be waiting for you next year, we are very proud to see you every year and happy 2020" thx haha sometimes is kinda broken tho, thats one of my insecurities
@worldhubtv6496
@worldhubtv6496 3 жыл бұрын
Coconut fs 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥
@youngicewater8289
@youngicewater8289 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he illegally came here himself
@xissoxdb
@xissoxdb 2 жыл бұрын
The absurdity in asking someone what is their favorite prison. And they even answer lol
@ohnoanotherputz
@ohnoanotherputz 4 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the guy telling him not to look down the barrel of the gun. Hands down the smartest guy ever featured on this channel.
@wut...
@wut... 4 жыл бұрын
he actually had common sense!!! i do have questions about his beard tho
@TheCarrots101
@TheCarrots101 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Andrew came off lookin like a jackass for that one
@lagunacinematics
@lagunacinematics 4 жыл бұрын
if guns are so safe why cant he do dat doe
@stupidsnek
@stupidsnek 4 жыл бұрын
@@lagunacinematics Dipshit. Guns are safe in the way a car is. Don't put your self in danger.
@traesdb11
@traesdb11 4 жыл бұрын
Yea obviously the interviewer was being as obvious as possible go get a reaction knowing thsts a no no. Hilarious tho, indeed.
@jhova
@jhova 4 жыл бұрын
Dude really turned his answer into a rebook ad
@WaffleShortage
@WaffleShortage 4 жыл бұрын
i mean... that's the whole point of being a product rep at an expo so...
@JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk
@JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk 3 жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if he’s representing the brand or something 🤔
@schizoidman143
@schizoidman143 3 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if these videos are edited to make the interviewees look stupid for comedic effect...
@damienm.9677
@damienm.9677 3 жыл бұрын
SchizoidMan blah blah I’m a buzzkill
@HodgeProGaming
@HodgeProGaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@schizoidman143 i don’t think many of the interviewees need editing for that lmao
@LoewenRanger
@LoewenRanger 3 жыл бұрын
"happy 2020" best punchline to a video I've ever seen
@ENigma-um8zw
@ENigma-um8zw 3 жыл бұрын
“You goin Wuhan Or WarEz?” The Mexican food truck seller is the most American of the bunch
@murtazahameed3833
@murtazahameed3833 3 жыл бұрын
Think it was Juarez fam
@ali87sa
@ali87sa 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Saudi, and I do get excited for lollipops.
@gubocci
@gubocci 4 жыл бұрын
@BEAUJAN Peester but do you like lollipops
@missingpathway0
@missingpathway0 4 жыл бұрын
What do you think about an entree though?
@qv8281
@qv8281 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a well known fact that the House of Saud has maintained its power over the people living in the kingdom via its monopoly on lollipops.
@orokanasentoki6013
@orokanasentoki6013 4 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@grantdotjpg
@grantdotjpg 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck their right then
@Nicholas_Young
@Nicholas_Young 4 жыл бұрын
*points to a shotgun* “What are we looking at here? Is this a gun?” “Yep that’s a gun”
@Mindfreakize
@Mindfreakize 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that was my favorite part 😂
@hotwireyouth4544
@hotwireyouth4544 4 жыл бұрын
Can you put a time stamp I happen to be deaf.
@ReignCharger
@ReignCharger 4 жыл бұрын
Love the moving pictures :)
@rofl2k3k
@rofl2k3k 4 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions
@sncello1800
@sncello1800 4 жыл бұрын
@@hotwireyouth4544 4:08
@lewis8422
@lewis8422 3 жыл бұрын
Bro more videos! This is absolutely amazing and your comedic timing is on point. Do more small events tho thats where you get the real fruit loops! Book signings, park openings things like that
@mrsloth_8820
@mrsloth_8820 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how I want my taquitos described: “very crusty”
@marleylewhut3281
@marleylewhut3281 4 жыл бұрын
The guy at the end just happy to serve taquitos is so wholesome, best part of the video
@eliasbouhout1
@eliasbouhout1 4 жыл бұрын
DN;NS
@eurybaric
@eurybaric 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously! and the background music was spot on haha :D
@madspad9638
@madspad9638 4 жыл бұрын
asukas face LMAO
@nicholasgrant4359
@nicholasgrant4359 4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty discussing watching Border patrol enjoy a Mexican beer and Mexican food, when they made there living by stoping Mexican humans that are risking everything so they can afford a Beer and a Taquito, Kinda bazar.
@eliasbouhout1
@eliasbouhout1 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasgrant4359 Do you actually know what's the job of border patrol?
@skaels
@skaels 4 жыл бұрын
The taquito guy actually looks like hes enjoying his life...
@scottallpress3818
@scottallpress3818 3 жыл бұрын
Only normal guy here
@Mr.Bonez2Go
@Mr.Bonez2Go 3 жыл бұрын
He has to be trolling them
@Alexandroid_
@Alexandroid_ 3 жыл бұрын
“What’re we looking at? Is this a gun?”
@earugo2531
@earugo2531 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best coverage of Amy event of any sort I've ever seen
@chriswright8655
@chriswright8655 4 жыл бұрын
I’m enjoying watching our boy and his slow descent into Eric Andre
@conrymontano7562
@conrymontano7562 4 жыл бұрын
The white Eric Andre
@Layk35
@Layk35 4 жыл бұрын
It's more like the people he interviews are the Eric Andres
@garfoofian8507
@garfoofian8507 4 жыл бұрын
Its somone interviewing eric andre
@vxxiii4160
@vxxiii4160 4 жыл бұрын
@@Layk35 Nah, this whole thing reminds me of Eric Andre at the RNC
@194_SS
@194_SS 4 жыл бұрын
@@vxxiii4160 Wellcome to the erIC ANDREEEEEEE SHOWWWWW
@nicholassimmons9706
@nicholassimmons9706 4 жыл бұрын
That first dude was the creepy AFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! And god bless the hispanic man selling taquitos. He seemed very nice.
@Krawurxus
@Krawurxus 4 жыл бұрын
Just a close-minded lying bigot trying to sell people his 70.000 dollar cages.
@NahYouCant
@NahYouCant 3 жыл бұрын
@@Krawurxuswahh wahh wahh bigot bigot bigot how does it feel knowing your whole family are ashamed of you lol
@GladG
@GladG 3 жыл бұрын
first I mean I don’t know chief. Seems like they aren’t lol.
@DongusMcGrongus
@DongusMcGrongus 3 жыл бұрын
@@NahYouCant lol imagine caring what your family thinks of you just sell crack
@vegetasbulge
@vegetasbulge 3 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic man I can tell you that most of us are pretty awesome.
@whaddup4694
@whaddup4694 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all had fun while editing this one
@MeGustaWHAT
@MeGustaWHAT 3 жыл бұрын
Channel 5 News everyone! He is BACK!
@shumeister1059
@shumeister1059 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!!
@annakarinaalves
@annakarinaalves 4 жыл бұрын
Has traveled the world but doesn't know what an entree is.
@downsjmmyjones101
@downsjmmyjones101 4 жыл бұрын
Dude probably thinks TGIFridays is "upscale". Judging by his reasoning for his choice of meat, he probably thinks tasting anything he couldn't get in an American diner is sacrilegious.
@weatheranddarkness
@weatheranddarkness 4 жыл бұрын
in the rest of the world you order your entrée before you order your main dish. Not that he'd know that either.
@GreenDayBJAS2
@GreenDayBJAS2 4 жыл бұрын
That's called an american with enough money
@rodneysmart9774
@rodneysmart9774 4 жыл бұрын
Only Eats McDonald's everywhere he goes.
@agaspversilia
@agaspversilia 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he ain’t a woman, so... 😅😅
@ShadesoffosedahS
@ShadesoffosedahS 4 жыл бұрын
Your location choices bring me life every time. You shoulda rapped though.
@YourTapeworm
@YourTapeworm 4 жыл бұрын
He had that old man rapping wasnt that enough to feed you?
@ShadesoffosedahS
@ShadesoffosedahS 4 жыл бұрын
That was clearly spoken word.
@georgeslade631
@georgeslade631 4 жыл бұрын
No one deserves to be raped
@benfamin
@benfamin 4 жыл бұрын
Nick the Raper
@jeffmalo31
@jeffmalo31 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll convince the rapist in the name of the law.
@barbarahorn2128
@barbarahorn2128 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are so funny without even trying. Your facial expressions are priceless. I wish you nothing but success
@BigShnarff
@BigShnarff 2 жыл бұрын
The slow mo editing is absolutely brilliant! Lol 😂
@n8mart159
@n8mart159 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s the best Reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in a crisis situation?” I’m fucking dead bro
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
actually made that guy excited to show off his product though. that's kinda fun - you can see his demeanor change after that question.
@dabinhaler1337
@dabinhaler1337 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceMissile cos he had the best reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in a crisis situation right there ready to show off lmao
@carl1bo466
@carl1bo466 3 жыл бұрын
I am
@jesseware4682
@jesseware4682 2 жыл бұрын
Funny you asked that
@tommeliusbthaprofit6157
@tommeliusbthaprofit6157 4 ай бұрын
I feel bad for that guy cause he was just like a salesman for these mf and wasn't into like military larping or weird prison/defense industry shady shit. He asked him that first question and the guy said "whether it's this this this or this you know... We just want an opportunity for em to get more Reeboks" lmao
@marcusgill4553
@marcusgill4553 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god I ain’t a woman, so I don’t have to worry about entrees either. Hard hitting journalism as usual.
@andrewlukkuz369
@andrewlukkuz369 4 жыл бұрын
Only stupid icky girls eat entrees 😤😤😤
@than9025
@than9025 3 жыл бұрын
this is his best video, so much replay value
@crunchu2361
@crunchu2361 3 жыл бұрын
The mix of selective editing and genuine interviewing makes these amazing
@bearclaw007
@bearclaw007 2 жыл бұрын
"Selective editing" -- redundant. Don't think they'd do it randomly.
@crunchu2361
@crunchu2361 2 жыл бұрын
@@bearclaw007 doesn’t need to be random. Almost everyone at an expo like this is entertaining in one way or another
@AtheismF7W
@AtheismF7W 4 жыл бұрын
"We want people to leave with the same amount of holes as they walked in with." That guy is all about safety.
@beeragainsthumanity1420
@beeragainsthumanity1420 3 жыл бұрын
Safety Dance
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
the type of guy to keep his trigger finger straight when spraying cleaner on the counter.
@douglofreddo7886
@douglofreddo7886 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceMissile underrated comment
@chaseHoldren
@chaseHoldren 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather leave with less than I came with
@buubuufigs
@buubuufigs 4 жыл бұрын
I love how happy the last dude is about taquitos & coronas.
@silver_lines
@silver_lines 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he warmed my heart. ❤
@celestialmonkey
@celestialmonkey 4 жыл бұрын
He was in on the joke
@motto25
@motto25 4 жыл бұрын
its nice to see someone so sincere after watching all those weirdos he interviewed
@spiraljumper74
@spiraljumper74 4 жыл бұрын
Corona+street tacos is among the best meals in the world. It’s just a fucking fact.
@isaacemanuel4287
@isaacemanuel4287 9 ай бұрын
That first guy's comment aged so well 😂😂
@Eliteerin
@Eliteerin 3 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the best KZfaq videos I've ever seen
@NoName-ok7br
@NoName-ok7br 4 жыл бұрын
I cant believe nobody rapped in this one
@atomsmith9323
@atomsmith9323 4 жыл бұрын
No Name that white hair guy started spitting flame
@Solanuma
@Solanuma 4 жыл бұрын
thats how you know its a truly wretched place
@jimelliot4904
@jimelliot4904 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like taquito corona guy probably would with a little prompting
@angelofdeath275
@angelofdeath275 4 жыл бұрын
No Name I can believe it actually
@BeavisSaves
@BeavisSaves 4 жыл бұрын
I can, those dudes are painfully white.
@wild.impala
@wild.impala 4 жыл бұрын
What's your favourite Saudi Arabian entree? "I ain't a woman so I didn't need to worry bout that" I'm convinced that this guy mixed up entree with lingerie
@noobie1890
@noobie1890 4 жыл бұрын
So is he gay or just fucking weird then. Lingerie is the best. It’s like the hot sauce of the female body
@petergriffintv8315
@petergriffintv8315 4 жыл бұрын
noobie1890 hot cringe
@noobie1890
@noobie1890 4 жыл бұрын
peter griffinTV hot sauce makes everything taste better and lingerie makes everything look better
@ElRammo
@ElRammo 4 жыл бұрын
@@noobie1890 ye I laughed bro I got u
@stoicvibesonly
@stoicvibesonly 4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best guess yet. I really couldn't imagine what he was thinking of.
@valaiopwep7990
@valaiopwep7990 6 ай бұрын
"what's your favourite prison" and the guy answers without missing a beat hahaha gold love this stuff
@rachelc3213
@rachelc3213 3 жыл бұрын
his ability to find people who make me shake my head from literally all walks of life is endlessly impressive
@flowerpower111
@flowerpower111 4 жыл бұрын
The Latino fellow was the nicest person there..
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 4 жыл бұрын
Lewis E. And the hottest 😉
@Wambario
@Wambario 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Campbell dude, he’s not going to fuck you.
@dontpanic7153
@dontpanic7153 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wambario Not with that attitude at least.
@punani_slayer4209
@punani_slayer4209 4 жыл бұрын
None of them were mean tbh
@dillon8140
@dillon8140 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wambario you dont know that
@Avengersenpai
@Avengersenpai 4 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day where there was no rapping in an All Gas No Brakes video. These are dark times indeed.
@YourTapeworm
@YourTapeworm 4 жыл бұрын
2:25 there was some fire in this video you just missed it
@swagcandy2576
@swagcandy2576 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourTapeworm he wasn't rapping though, he was just talking with a beat playing over it... oh wait that is rapping
@jeffmill
@jeffmill 4 жыл бұрын
2020 sucks.
@musiew683
@musiew683 4 жыл бұрын
Swag candy he rode that beat like a Kawasaki
@musiew683
@musiew683 4 жыл бұрын
“Molly, Percocet, represent, border to protect”
@diavoloucraino
@diavoloucraino 3 жыл бұрын
'Is this a gun?' - excellent comedic timing haha. You can tell Andrew has been inspired by Louis Theroux and Sacha Baron Cohen.
@NihilisticRealism
@NihilisticRealism Жыл бұрын
the ear plug zoom in is my favorite moment so far on your channel top fucking notch
@CagandoTuMente
@CagandoTuMente 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you're not suggesting this video is canon. There's no rapping at all.
@vincenzoscardone8764
@vincenzoscardone8764 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@teopini
@teopini 4 жыл бұрын
5:45 It's absolutely canon
@SolomonRasputin
@SolomonRasputin 4 жыл бұрын
What about dude with the white hair at 230
@Muonium1
@Muonium1 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the rapping, so I love this video
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a spin-off at best.
@747lch
@747lch 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s interviewing the guy who’s scolding him
@mattc5937
@mattc5937 Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, Andrew Callaghan claims (during his interview on Therapy Geckos) that this is one of his least favorite videos and he wishes it were never released.
@j.t.molina7223
@j.t.molina7223 3 жыл бұрын
"And happy 2020". Hilariousss dude I just found this channel after watching tfatk
@taylorhightower3737
@taylorhightower3737 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew has some immaculate charisma to stare down the barrel of a gun and not get kicked off the range immediately
@kimberly_erin
@kimberly_erin 4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hightower right. But they were more interested in educating him, which is much more important, now if he tried something like that again he’d get a lifelong ban.
@spookymcgee2887
@spookymcgee2887 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that and was like, “*gasp* oh no! No Andrew! Stop that! What the hell! Nooooooooo!”
@obeseperson
@obeseperson 9 ай бұрын
@@spookymcgee2887why not, it’s not like they were shooting
@God-official1
@God-official1 7 ай бұрын
That lookin down the barrel was some Borat sh;t 😂
@yehboi6646
@yehboi6646 4 жыл бұрын
“You going wuhan? Or are you going Juarez?”
@LolSaiYes
@LolSaiYes 4 жыл бұрын
"ahahahahah im gonna pass on that question yeaaaah gonna pass. wuhan." lmfao
@j.s.3414
@j.s.3414 4 жыл бұрын
These are the tough questions the American people need answers to.
@wazsupkev
@wazsupkev 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, the guy handled the question well.
@brax300
@brax300 3 жыл бұрын
“ beef, because I’m American, “ Please keep these amazing videos coming
@thedudewhogrows
@thedudewhogrows 3 жыл бұрын
All of your edits of you riding the ATV, priceless
@GufilinOrDie
@GufilinOrDie 4 жыл бұрын
That "taquitos" guy was so wholesome it made my day
@randerins
@randerins 3 жыл бұрын
it was cringe too but at least he seems nice
@calmao666
@calmao666 3 жыл бұрын
✨🔥💕tipo de los taquitos💕🔥✨
@cristianabraham384
@cristianabraham384 3 жыл бұрын
@@calmao666 el wey de los taquitos*
@uwuwu9
@uwuwu9 3 жыл бұрын
Japi tutausen tueni
@othellotyrant3152
@othellotyrant3152 3 жыл бұрын
Taquitos and corona,say no more.
@rujeri
@rujeri 4 жыл бұрын
A mexican guy smiling at the end. Just awesome.
@speedfastman
@speedfastman 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing as awesome as a bootlicker.
@user-vp9lc9up6v
@user-vp9lc9up6v 4 жыл бұрын
@@speedfastman mams trying go make money
@Skaxarrat
@Skaxarrat 4 жыл бұрын
Happy 2020
@stuffums
@stuffums 4 жыл бұрын
Mexico has hardcore border security and take it very seriously
@sebastianbutcallmesebby2421
@sebastianbutcallmesebby2421 4 жыл бұрын
@@stuffums yeah cuz arent they the ones dealing with a drug problem? Americans just buy and consume it?
@IanTtierney
@IanTtierney 3 жыл бұрын
the editing work in this video is top tier
@immaliveforever1474
@immaliveforever1474 3 жыл бұрын
This editing is fantastic
@CapAdGroup
@CapAdGroup 4 жыл бұрын
The sheer cojones of the Latino guy pushing taquitos and corona at the border expo is just priceless. Entrepeneur of the fucking year right there. Massive props.
@shannonmullett8809
@shannonmullett8809 3 жыл бұрын
You sound dumb af, alot of Texans and others living in areas near the border are of hispanic heritage so it doesn't take any cajones
@joaquinillo_
@joaquinillo_ 3 жыл бұрын
cojones is from spain, in latinoamerica most say huevos
@shannonmullett8809
@shannonmullett8809 3 жыл бұрын
@@joaquinillo_ who gives a shit lmao
@seriouspain4136
@seriouspain4136 3 жыл бұрын
@@shannonmullett8809 I do
@TSUNAMI-MAMI
@TSUNAMI-MAMI 3 жыл бұрын
Take the racists money 🤷‍♀️
@manscapedgrinch1427
@manscapedgrinch1427 4 жыл бұрын
"Only charcoal, can't be gas." **screams in Hank Hill**
@froggyplatypus
@froggyplatypus 4 жыл бұрын
Butane is a bastard gas.
@dominikprado6645
@dominikprado6645 3 жыл бұрын
Bhhhhhhhhaaaaaa
@DorothyZbornak123
@DorothyZbornak123 3 жыл бұрын
I tell you hwhat
@siddharthkrishnan3317
@siddharthkrishnan3317 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, we all gas. And are sans brakes
@obiwanshanobi2662
@obiwanshanobi2662 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it Bobby!!!
@mastershake3040
@mastershake3040 2 жыл бұрын
Impeccable editing.
@robyoung703
@robyoung703 2 жыл бұрын
Your show is the best one I can't watch, otherwise my nerves will explode
@osmanugurcelik3162
@osmanugurcelik3162 4 жыл бұрын
"What do you think is the biggest threat facing the borders right now?" "It's the officers, swat teams or border patrol themselves"
@agenericbot
@agenericbot 4 жыл бұрын
agreed
@nickb1762
@nickb1762 4 жыл бұрын
That literally makes no sense, this dude just edits shit to make people look like idiots
@kilewithani2
@kilewithani2 4 жыл бұрын
damn right.
@ericbennett5354
@ericbennett5354 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickb1762 That's the joke.
@nickb1762
@nickb1762 4 жыл бұрын
Architeuthitect well it’s not as tasteful as his old videos.
@Toreju7240
@Toreju7240 4 жыл бұрын
The mexican food caterer at the end was in on the joke that smirk on his face lol
@itsameyaboi
@itsameyaboi 4 жыл бұрын
He just really enjoys selling taquitos, Coronas, and mini-taquitos ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
@Rg-es9kv
@Rg-es9kv 4 жыл бұрын
what joke, he's just high on life
@Toreju7240
@Toreju7240 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rg-es9kv all gas no brakes as a platform is the joke
@Rg-es9kv
@Rg-es9kv 4 жыл бұрын
@@Toreju7240 yeah ok he understands in a broad sense there is some level of satirisation going on. i dont think he is in on any particular 'joke'
@Toreju7240
@Toreju7240 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rg-es9kv go hang out at the flat earth expo
@ethanteague6589
@ethanteague6589 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@cryzz4627
@cryzz4627 3 жыл бұрын
That little beat that comes on when the old guy starts rambling 😂
@ShazyShaze
@ShazyShaze 4 жыл бұрын
"What are we looking at right here, is this a gun?" I'm dead
@Knort
@Knort 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i feel like i´m watching Borat XD
@zeke2095
@zeke2095 4 жыл бұрын
@@Knort or MDE, all three are comedy gold
@markvol
@markvol 4 жыл бұрын
The only guy who seems confident in his masculinity was the taco vendor.
@KryptonianBaby
@KryptonianBaby 4 жыл бұрын
Lotta insecure people responding to this comment. Kinda outing themselves.
@humphreybutterclump8742
@humphreybutterclump8742 4 жыл бұрын
@@KryptonianBaby you HATE to see it
@moosemcgroose7261
@moosemcgroose7261 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Boy Jango are you gonna reply to my comment too? :)
@Artickrill
@Artickrill 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha my life is a joke
@motto25
@motto25 4 жыл бұрын
@@Whyexes lmfao my man, that was a joke he made just there. If anything, you seem to fall right in line with the rest of those guys in the video judging by how heated you got from his comment.
@clayyytonnn153
@clayyytonnn153 3 жыл бұрын
honestly my favorite episode. a lot of subtle bangers
@isetmfriendsofire
@isetmfriendsofire 2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, it's one of Andrew's least favorites
@clayyytonnn153
@clayyytonnn153 2 жыл бұрын
@@isetmfriendsofire yeah he said this one was editing heavy and not much organic content so not very fun to film or produce but to me that allowed another area of skill to be highlighted
@andresfeliciano
@andresfeliciano 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually excellent, excellent journalism.
@Keunai
@Keunai 4 жыл бұрын
The most wholesome person was the latino dude.
@glefogleforoma1329
@glefogleforoma1329 3 жыл бұрын
hell yea lol that foo was a g
@djtoxicdhg
@djtoxicdhg 3 жыл бұрын
On God the only one I did not onet to punch in the face.
@hectichive889
@hectichive889 3 жыл бұрын
For real. He was so chill... If I were 21, I’d love to chill with that dude and eat some taquitos...
@vfill5897
@vfill5897 3 жыл бұрын
We need more people like him on the border patrol. So nice and wholesome, probably empathetic to all people too.
@altmarktreuwischeahoi3267
@altmarktreuwischeahoi3267 3 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah
@mugglepower
@mugglepower 4 жыл бұрын
reporter: You have a dogsuit? guy: no? reporter: ahhh you definitely have one guy: dies inside
@timas2791
@timas2791 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the best Reebok for sprinting full speed through the desert in like, a crisis situation?" "Hehe, it's funny you ask that..."
@Makkis
@Makkis 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know, he's moved to Channel 5
@alexmiller3845
@alexmiller3845 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is giving me real Napoleon Dynamite vibes
@robotlazar
@robotlazar 4 жыл бұрын
Napoleon Dynamite + Borat + Eric Andre
@inordirection_
@inordirection_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@robotlazar you hit the spot on the nail my guy
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 4 жыл бұрын
Strong Borat vibes with that suit
@chellymurphy
@chellymurphy 4 жыл бұрын
YES! if Napoleon Dynamite and Louis Theroux had a baby
@tommychoppa7564
@tommychoppa7564 3 жыл бұрын
​this channel, borat, and eric andre... thats the legendary trifecta of awkward troll humor aka the best kind of humor
@vxxiii4160
@vxxiii4160 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican here, taquitos and Coronas are definitely a good combination.
@JackPaulEvans1978
@JackPaulEvans1978 4 жыл бұрын
Texan. Can confirm.
@MickZarco
@MickZarco 4 жыл бұрын
Than you're not a true mexican. Victorias and taquitos are the way to go. Or Modelos or Bohemias. But never Sol, okay?
@laloarr
@laloarr 4 жыл бұрын
They're called flautas, you fucking anchor baby
@char6102
@char6102 4 жыл бұрын
@@laloarr Flautas and Taquitos are both correct. We use both words at least over in Juarez
@MickZarco
@MickZarco 4 жыл бұрын
@@char6102 well, a flauta is a long taco fried.
@mirandapanda5439
@mirandapanda5439 2 жыл бұрын
The editing is so great 🤣
@mntn-hed8266
@mntn-hed8266 2 жыл бұрын
baboom. happy 2020. that taquito guy knows what he's doing too. he's cracking jokes as he's explaining how the crunchiness of the taquito pairs well with corona. he's pretty much saying "thank you granma"
@tannerbananer514
@tannerbananer514 4 жыл бұрын
Border Security: It can only be charcoal can’t be gas *Hank Hill will remember this*
@feinegrafik
@feinegrafik 4 жыл бұрын
Tod und Hass dem bVb (kappa)
@grandmothermud6498
@grandmothermud6498 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell you whhat, Mister Border Patrol,”
@lorstdringus9791
@lorstdringus9791 4 жыл бұрын
that man is on the wrong side of history
@petedawg111
@petedawg111 4 жыл бұрын
Taste the meat not the heat
@Markell1991
@Markell1991 4 жыл бұрын
Why did nobody blame jews for anything? Was this a real convention at all?
@landbeforetimeee
@landbeforetimeee 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's more or less a trade expo, and a majority of these people are either law enforcement or brand representatives of multi million dollar companies. They're a BIT more professional than some of the... Individuals in his last videos.
@skyaldrin
@skyaldrin 4 жыл бұрын
@@landbeforetimeee there always weirdos out there, that dog cage guy seemed like he had some stuff to say
@ShadowSneakerJ11
@ShadowSneakerJ11 4 жыл бұрын
And no rapping?
@ultrapwner
@ultrapwner 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I was at a protest of this event. We sent a guy in to get pictures inside and there was a guy with a 4 inch swastika tattooed on his tricep in there selling things.
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 4 жыл бұрын
@@ultrapwner You protested a trade expo? Dude...get a life.
@dragoniraflameblade
@dragoniraflameblade 3 жыл бұрын
The food vendor's face is the face of a man who spits in the food. I salute him a d hope he's still making big bucks.
@ChromePwny
@ChromePwny 3 жыл бұрын
man you had me going on a ride with you, but that last interview really threw me, for the better!