Boring Meeting ASMR (Boring voice sends you to sleep with meaningless business talk)

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Boring Meeting ASMR (Boring voice sends you to sleep with meaningless business talk)

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This ASMR is boring. Hopefully it’ll bore you to sleep! Contains capitalist trigger words.
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@Emily_Easton 4 жыл бұрын

A whole meeting, Jim? This could have been an email.

@usagi2904 4 жыл бұрын

Bah don't be so insensitive, Tim and Mina just got fired!

@Emily_Easton 4 жыл бұрын

@@usagi2904 I didn't like them anyway. Pretty sure they were stealing all the toilet paper.

@DruidBarbariansCampfire 4 жыл бұрын

So many meetings could have been emails. But then we would have to be productive instead of talking about being productive.

@seekthtruth 4 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@bether2game797 4 жыл бұрын

haha I know it was boring and I loved the voice... but the trigger words ... made my anxiety of work go up! haha

@bolleke8284 4 жыл бұрын

"When business is good, it's good for business" I mean you're not wrong...

@yaoruzi 4 жыл бұрын

Bolleke I read this as he said it lmao

@Chaotic_Observer 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын

It's just...good business...

@GAIUSJAKE 4 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@calland9677 4 жыл бұрын

no no, he’s got a point.

@emmaajinn 4 жыл бұрын

it's amazing how i automatically zoned back in when he said 'well guys i think that will probably do for today's meeting'

@FarrisFaan 4 жыл бұрын

your brain unconciously keeps track of the meeting so you can know exactly when you no longer have to give a fuck :)

@qumanity3912 4 жыл бұрын

Cloud never read a more perfect comment

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын

This is a pretty accurate roleplay

@dreamofyouandi 3 жыл бұрын

Zoom moment

@kylem6821 3 жыл бұрын

That's straight up classical conditioning XD

@malleusmaleficarum2992 4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me a lot of the math teacher I had at school. He had such a gentle way of speaking, so soft and kind of boring, and I was so bad at math- I'm not the type to sleep wherever, but I would almost always fall asleep in his class. God bless that man's heart, Lord knows I tried to really not sleep. The patience on that man, I swear.

@FoxySola 4 жыл бұрын

"what I want to hear from you guys is not a lot while I talk."

@soniaconceicao1895 4 жыл бұрын

Think I'm going to start using this sentence... 😁

@syncopatedglory 3 жыл бұрын

i read this as he said it 😂

@ItMeSinamenRoll 4 жыл бұрын

Working from home pretending to be in an important meeting.

@zachwaterson5494 4 жыл бұрын

Me through out this entire video "hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor"

@brendafuller6186 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@benstatts1050 4 жыл бұрын

Its just power desaturation

@Nashmirotic 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO "hm, yes, indeed"

@idaniat334 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Tim & Mina sat through this whole meeting only to get the boot at the end 🥺

@BornotB-xi6kg 4 жыл бұрын

"No one wants to do this boring meeting" The meeting proceeds to be boring. Edit: viewing this 11 months later, this comment makes no sense.

@nocturne.nocturnal 4 жыл бұрын

I like your username

@s.sumbrella7616 3 жыл бұрын

School be like

@himstone 3 жыл бұрын

I keep reading this, and yeah, you’re right… this does make no sense.

@tjltl 2 жыл бұрын

manifesting you remembering what this means because i sure as hell have no idea

@YungAirheadOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

it usually takes 2 days to realise how stupid the comment is

@runlittledeer 4 жыл бұрын

"You plant money, money grows... like a carrot" Me, having a Master of Science in Economics: surprised pikachu face

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын

Money doesn't grow on trees. That doesn't mean that it don't grow on carrots!

@ramenshonen4342 4 жыл бұрын

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 i mean, money is mostly paper so… a percentage of it does grow on trees?

@AssassinOnAcid 3 жыл бұрын

Bet you felt dumb spending all that time in school when ya coulda been working on your cash carrot farm

@hunterlee6286 Жыл бұрын

r/iamverysmart

@starspeculation 4 жыл бұрын

"You get a chicken to lay some bananas, and what do you get? _Money."_

@TinglyVoice 4 жыл бұрын

Can't argue with hard facts

@trigonsdaughter2132 4 жыл бұрын

I fucking lost it. Here I am supposed to be sleeping and Jim has me cackling at 2am

@artwav337 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I would pay top dollar to see that happen.

@andrewmaderer1989 2 жыл бұрын

That’s like a Jake and Amir joke.

@squirrelcoom Жыл бұрын

Conversations un My dreams be like

@Jim-iz3oy 4 жыл бұрын

“Salary Desaturation” had me in tears, great work mate.

@Demigah 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Jim's having a good time in Japan. He's probably battling the Yakuza or something..

@thekizmetzephyr 4 жыл бұрын

You have captured the exact type of meeting where my head would be bobbing and I wouldn’t be able to stay awake. Thank you for this and ALL your videos! I love all the business jargon...hilarious 😂 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@AnayASMR 4 жыл бұрын

I love this so much 😂 I’m stuck in meetings like this every singly week and this is so accurate, couldn’t stop laughing! 😂😂 even your speed of speaking is on point

@mildeminze 4 жыл бұрын

11:43 "And you eat money, to... spend it 🙂😐🙂😐" What was that?

@theGhostWolfe 4 жыл бұрын

“Sorta like a hu-man person.” A totally normal, non-reptilian, human person like you, right?

@theGhostWolfe 4 жыл бұрын

P.S. I can’t fall asleep when you’re being funny.

@anipartom 4 жыл бұрын

Boring meeting ASMR. Math Class ASMR. Boring Conference ASMR. Plane Trip ASMR. Some ASMR ideas.

@AnnaWaytray 4 жыл бұрын

this sounds like a journey... i wonder where the plane is going?

@insertcrudenamehere6341 4 жыл бұрын

Anna Waytray Italy

@Chaotic_Observer 4 жыл бұрын

Yess, i want the Math Class one

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaWaytray Cleveland, I think

@regentofnothing 4 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to remind us of our old past ?

@DruidBarbariansCampfire 4 жыл бұрын

You’ve actually done it. It was so boring, at least the first time. Although “Not a pentagram, were not going that way here” had me snort laughing at my confused cat. The second time watching I kept thinking I’m glad I don’t work there.

@Celestial.moon. 4 жыл бұрын

I hope I'm one of these people that get to go out a lot 🤣

@carolin3186 4 жыл бұрын

This is giving me a strange feeling of normality since I’m currently forced to work at home which can be quite lonely 🤷🏼‍♀️

@fighterflight 4 жыл бұрын

i work at home normally tell me about it

@josskeating 4 жыл бұрын

Considering the state of quarantine that we have in Mexico City, believe me that this video is refreshing amid so much saturation of the covid. There's nothing boring about hearing (and seeing) Jim 😍

@greenfaerie61537 4 жыл бұрын

Same here in California. ❤

@josskeating 4 жыл бұрын

@@greenfaerie61537 we definitely need more Jim videos to get through the month of quarantine!

@moonwalkerangel7008 4 жыл бұрын

Joy Garay Ditto from Australia.

@josskeating 4 жыл бұрын

@@moonwalkerangel7008 😩 at least we have digital content?

@greenfaerie61537 4 жыл бұрын

My kids, grandkids are currently homeless, in a camper trailer. Where My hubby and I live, they can't park or stay for long. Or, anywhere. Today, they had a propane leak, and we had to rush out, buy some new tubing to fix it. So distressing. They'll probably be more harrassed than ever, now, under this new directive. 😢

@oedipussy 4 жыл бұрын

“capitalist trigger words” *holding back tears*: i love this channel 🥺🥺 so mf much🤧🤧

@Poroner 4 жыл бұрын

...You people are literally children.

@carolychee 4 жыл бұрын

spotted the earth sign

@oedipussy 4 жыл бұрын

caro. damn why you gotta call out my virgo ass like this

@carolychee 4 жыл бұрын

@@oedipussyHAHAH sorry ): but hey, i'm a taurus, we're in this together ✊🏻u__u 💖

@MissNAHM 4 жыл бұрын

You had me at "the clavicle of the business"👌

@Bishop000 4 жыл бұрын

Seem like old jimbo has experience with boring meetings like this

@stazzz_ 4 жыл бұрын

Your voice went so low I felt like everything was going in slow motion

@icydata1233 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly got the same feeling lmao

@RainbowPaladin 4 жыл бұрын

At some points you might excuse him for Cable in that one scene of the Deadpool videogame.

@hangezoe1272 3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp though👀

@Celestial.moon. 4 жыл бұрын

This could've been in an email dammit. PS are you back from your holiday and are you all faring well? Thanks for keeping my sanity up with the whole world shutting down thing.

@darrin7426 4 жыл бұрын

I already lost my sanity! 😊

@RaroHi 4 жыл бұрын

me: >Well rested and woke up at 9am >It's 2:47pm >Falling asleep from bo

@ExoticFireGirl 4 жыл бұрын

I almost had a mental breakdown today because of the virus commotion and everything that had to do with it. Too many people at the store and empty shelves. It’s all triggering my anxiety. On top of that I have issues in my personal life. And seriously Jim your videos are the best. Dark background, your calming sexy voice and interesting ideas (even the boring asmr😜). Your great asmr videos is what I need at the end of the day. Wtf that Robert de Niro face at the end😛

@franny6221 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you're anxious, it really sucks, I'm glad Jim helps you and I hope everything gets better soon.

@greenfaerie61537 4 жыл бұрын

Please everybody, wherever you live, I know it's upsetting, but please don't panic buy, hoard. Many people can't get any basic needs if we do that. My daughter has a 1 month old newborn, and for days, now, she can't find a single pack of diapers, wipes, or can of formula in any store. She really is desperate, and about to run out of these basics for her baby.❤ We'll all be okay, if we think of others, okay to share. Love to all. Everybody has needs.❤👼

@MINECRAFTandSEB 4 жыл бұрын

exotic fire girl?

@madameghostie 4 жыл бұрын

Who needs a pyramid scheme when you have a star scheme? I feel like a star already! Take my money, please!

@jonahledesma 4 жыл бұрын

You are so smooth, charming and relaxing. I'd love more roles like this.

@KylaTea 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I lost it as “I need you to conspira-SEE the truth” I almost spilled my tea laughing so hard. ☠️

@bbqtoon 4 жыл бұрын

This had me laughing and smiling multiple times. You’re amazing at improv. But the rambling was also perfectly relaxing, so I’ll use it to drift off to sleep next time

@luminousmotion 4 жыл бұрын

A meeting with Jim could never be boring.

@emesearadi2514 4 жыл бұрын

Somehow even in a so "boring" meeting, im still enjoying myself 😅❤️ Love your videos ❤️💖

@virginialee5065 4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely loooved this role play 😂 One of the funniest asmr videos I've watched, had me LOLing numerous times, thank you so much 💙🤣✨

@CapnUnicorns 4 жыл бұрын

This is perfect timing. I’ve started working from home today and some elements that you’re talking about are things my company asked us to work on xD

@aidendocherty1558 2 жыл бұрын

this video is weirdly nostalgic for me, i watched it a lot during the first lockdown in 2020

@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 4 жыл бұрын

OMG...this had the movie "Office Space" allll over it. The only things that were missing were "If you could come in this Saturday, that'd be greeaaat" and a mention of someone stealing a stapler or two. 😂😂😂

@trixybrenner7567 4 жыл бұрын

genau was ich nach so einem beschissenen Tag brauche... unser Meeting im Büro war das komplette Gegenteil... wenn alle Panik schieben ist das irgendwann ansteckend. jetzt kann ich abschalten in meiner warmen weichen Blase umhüllt von deiner beruhigenden Stimme und kurz so tun als wäre alles normal, als wäre alles gut, als würde ich nicht kurz vom Burnout stehen ... danke Jim dank dir kann ich beruhigt einschlafen ! bleibt gesund ihr Lieben 💗

@ljcarolina809 4 жыл бұрын

Being quarintined in a boring meeting that helps me relax & get tingles is not so bad! I could stay in this type of think tank forever. ❤

@MINECRAFTandSEB 4 жыл бұрын

this is one of the best things I have ever heard

@MichieCuddlesASMR 4 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that you are so good at making me believe that this is how business really works.......and I’m a business student!! Thank you for the amazing boring asmr video ^^ Much love (and cuddles) xx :)

@DivineMissEm80 4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I needed. Just recently found your channel and have been binging (and rewatching multiple times) all your videos. Thank you so much for all the wonderful content!

@SomeGamer1111 4 жыл бұрын

This makes my entrepreneurial mind excited, not bored. Thank you 🙏😂

@WORDSANDBRUSHSTROKESSTUDIO 4 жыл бұрын

You could never be boring Jim, it makes me smile and relaxed when you post your video's. They bring me joy.

@pymgore 4 жыл бұрын

as someone working from home at the moment, and in near-constant remote meetings, all this business speak is both hilarious and soothing. awesome video!

@miawheatley4430 4 жыл бұрын

How do you change your voice like that??? In so many videos???? Did you sell your soul? The TALENT!

@marathebitch7325 4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter what it is, if it's Jim it'll be amazing!

@lashlove1856 4 жыл бұрын

"contain capitalist trigger word" I feel like I'm reading a dystopian novel here lmao. A concept: you as a villain because you're rich, bored and because you can. What do you think?

@JodieMarieASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Bloody Hell how is this so tingly!! 😴😴😴 I wish every meeting was like this

@planetbob4957 4 жыл бұрын

A worthy successor to one of my favorites, the shady 80s businessman.

@victor.faustus 4 жыл бұрын

"Yeeeeeah... if we can NOT get rid of the bathrooms, that'd be just grrrreeeat..."

@valkyrja- 4 ай бұрын

I always look for asmr with deep voices lol. I find it calming. Glad I found this!

@LizzieLuna25 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this put a smile on my face so instantaneously. Thank you so so much for brightening my day, even with a boring meeting! It was so very needed today

@RipVanTwinkle1 5 ай бұрын

The first business meeting I’m allowed to fall asleep in. This is cathartic.

@AldysAguero 4 жыл бұрын

I could hear Jim say "money" all evening lol😅

@blueyesfaerie 4 жыл бұрын

I love your voice but even that can't keep me from getting flashbacks to my own phone meetings. 😂

@TippyTappyASMR 4 жыл бұрын

*Relatable*

@annieisnotpostinganyvids4678 4 жыл бұрын

I loved this I'm self quarantined 2 weeks to start with this kinda captures my mood

@bitpusher2600 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man. When I heard the opening with the word “synergy”, I could tell I’m in for it 😆

@vampy7744 4 жыл бұрын

This goes for all videos but every time Jim says "okay" my heart flutters

@AlienWithABox 4 жыл бұрын

It's brilliant how, just like in real life, I zone out once the business talk starts and snap back to attention once I hear the wrap-up.

@summeriswandering628 3 жыл бұрын

omg this meeting was so boring that i couldn’t even get tired enough to sleep 😭 but if i watch something i’m interested in i fall asleep right away

@cassiopeiadee9306 4 жыл бұрын

So glad I don't have to take minutes for this, but would love to be in a meeting with this guy lol (c-level assistant IRL here!) ;D. This was so amusing to watch, Jim's endlessly engaging expressions and mannerisms and that hilarious dialogue XD, could almost see the cogs in Jim's brain coming up with all this randomness and letting it dead end so humorously, 7:02 hahaha! That shift at 7:24. I'm gonna answer someone like 9:04 in my next meeting and see how those Bill Lumbergh vibes go ;D. I don't think Jim is capable of putting us to sleep, he's too entertaining. :) That frown at the end! And cutest thumbnail ever, was waiting for this one ever since the preview. :)

@fighterflight 4 жыл бұрын

You have endless ideas lol. So creative in your concepts keep em coming 👍 💗

@SimplyMeVictoria 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Jim! I’ve been watching your videos for almost a year now. Two months ago I moved to South Korea right when corona was ramping up. Between the virus and bureaucracy I haven’t been able to get internet until today. One of the things I actively missed without internet was your videos to help me sleep at night. I’m so glad to be able to watch again. I’ve got a lot of videos to catch up on! Thanks for all you do^^ X

@aliabedpour6010 2 жыл бұрын

The voice was enough to make me sleep

@joyburd2 4 жыл бұрын

really making the work from home experience fully immersive

@freshbrewedasmr3378 4 жыл бұрын

Yayyy I’m just so happy for Jim that his hair stayed out of his face during the video for once. This was so funny at times and entertaining. Great video and script as always Jim ❤️

@lilymorris9569 4 жыл бұрын

The sheer amount of workplace jargon in this is eyewatering. Think tank? Heads together? You're killing me, Jim

@divyajyoti1139 4 жыл бұрын

Jim those glasses.... You look so good. The video is so good Even if I am dead and I have a interview with you I will come back to life from death.

@breadbutt2779 3 жыл бұрын

"in a pyramid scheme, the pyramid is little at the tip and big at the bottom... like an iceburg" underrated line honestly

@JessKCreative 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm-KZfaq must be having some kind of technical problem; I pressed the play button, but nothing happened except the continuation of a standard work day (although a little funnier than usual). I guess I’ll try to watch the video later today; hopefully the glitch will be worked out by then. 😜💜

@ratlord6192 4 жыл бұрын

JessKCreative bloody hell Jess your absolutely hilarious, I’m genuinely lolling like crazy right now. 10/10 joke there Jessica

@JessKCreative 4 жыл бұрын

Unknown 😉

@lillithn3085 4 жыл бұрын

i never knew i needed something so much in my life, thank you jim

@Althein 4 жыл бұрын

We have to thank you for making the effort to upload content almost daily given the circumstances we are in... you are THE BEST Jim, I'm truly grateful. Have a good night :)

@claytonmessinger6794 4 жыл бұрын

"I dont want to see more people higher up in the company doing more work than they have to when they can just delegate it down" "What I want to see are executives, upper management, and director levels, going on more trips. Because we all know that the business is done on trips." These quotes are beautiful lmao

@stephl2562 Жыл бұрын

This is my favorite! Thank you for this!

@MarnieRose2 4 жыл бұрын

You’re single handedly getting me through Coronavirus. I’m quarantined alone & unfortunately, I’m in a high risk group. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart! I’m a Reiki practitioner also, & the energy that comes from all your videos is beautiful! I’m beyond grateful for the energy, & the outright giggling I did, hearing the mediocre husband video. Thanks so very much! 🙏🏻❤️

@coito5307 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit i discovered your channel today and i'm just so impressed, you are such an amazing actor, yours are by far the best Asmr roleplays on youtube

@tinymayo9614 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a Howl's moving castle roleplay video, preferably of howl pendragon.

@mariaprado391 4 жыл бұрын

4:20 AM, April 29, 2020, NYC, insomnia... This one is a fave go-to 🖤

@elveniaasmr 4 жыл бұрын

Omg i don't even know when i dozed off.. I just woke up half hour later all confused...it doesn't happen often that i fall asleep watching asmr, i am usually still able to put my phone aside/turn off the comp. or something...but the force is strong with this one Jim!!! 😁💜✨😴

@plek3431 4 жыл бұрын

I love this so much thank you for calming us during these rough times

@helveticastandard388 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta make a video of a mad asmr wizard designing the perfect sleep spell

@nanospartanx1 10 ай бұрын

Whenever I watch this, my cat always comes in my room and listens with me before he falls asleep. I think he wants to be a businessman.

@Squeezy-db3vv 3 жыл бұрын

This video's really soothing and I almost fell asleep at several points but I kept rousing because I heard him say something hilarious and I had to laugh at it

@zack-xb8kv 4 жыл бұрын

Another one of these please

@kurtisimowazzle Жыл бұрын

paid attention for the top notch satirical improv comedy

@erinkinzie1590 4 жыл бұрын

I actually attended this meeting yesterday. It was less exciting than you made it look. Almost fell asleep then too... Thank you for so much good content. ❤️

@ayndie38 4 жыл бұрын

You made as much sense as our assistant director at my job. Except you actually made me laugh, especially when you started naming off clubs!😂😂😂

@liridonaberisha1256 4 жыл бұрын

This video made me almost immediately bite my bottom lip. Gosh darn it, you got me feeling all kinds of things.

@TarTelperienNumenor 4 жыл бұрын

So funny! 😂 I always have to watch your videos at least once while I'm in the middle of my day and awake so I can fully absorb the plot and/or humor.

@legalise.nuclearbombs 4 жыл бұрын

These really work. I put the video on, put my phone under my pillow and I'm asleep as fast as can be : I concentrate on the meaningless things you're saying, rather than all the problems that would usually keep me up.

@pluto4301 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you *exactly* what I was looking for

@Sarah-xd5cq 4 жыл бұрын

😂this is to funny❤️ you try so hard to be boring...and yes..it is...a bit😂😂 im always surprised how good you play so much different roles! You are really talented!!

@alexthey-them9086 4 жыл бұрын

nothing is boring with jim around!

@brycehamm289 4 жыл бұрын

0:45 Oh shit, also this is perfect because we all know that we ALL fall asleep when things are boring

@ghettomarc50 4 жыл бұрын

Fish got to swim. Birds got to fly. Jim got to post ASMR videos. It's never been a better time to be a KZfaqr.

@jannahinnk1395 4 жыл бұрын

If Phantom of the opera has a voice. Here you got the perfect man for that. And I've just realized, why everyone of your characters is such dark captivating snack. You're a snacc.