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4 жыл бұрынIt's been a while since someone gave us a ride on the hood of their car, but here we go.
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@flyingdutchman123321 4 жыл бұрын
"if it looks like a duck, it's probably a duck" man that botox is surreal
@silnicnipirat 4 жыл бұрын
Can not understand why women like it... It is disgusting.
@selli69 4 жыл бұрын
They injected it in her nose also.. Accidentially maybe.. XD
@andynixon2820 4 жыл бұрын
I think she got so angry because she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and realised she looked ridiculous .
@Pentti_Hilkuri 4 жыл бұрын
It certainly quacks like a duck.
@beverleykowalewski6645 4 жыл бұрын
FUGLY thing!
@MrJess-el8ku 4 жыл бұрын
This video started to show folks immediately, that you shouldn't go for plastic surgery...😳
@beakytzw 4 жыл бұрын
She must be the original Bride of Frankenstein!!!
@SneakyBadAssOG 4 жыл бұрын
I think brain surgery would be more fitting.
@arvidien5533 4 жыл бұрын
Botox poster girl! Also represents Krispy Kreme.
@dolphhandcreme 4 жыл бұрын
She's a german politician: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Roth ;-)
@mjusiqtube 4 жыл бұрын
Or use her hairdresser. Fat face and fat botox lips need a well thought out haircut and coloring. Can do miracles even for a she-beast.
@fanpage9142 4 жыл бұрын
Road is wide too, people dont walk on it - I love this cop :D.
@lamarw7757 4 жыл бұрын
That was said by SADB, not the cop. The cop is one of the douchebags.
@k-rj740 4 жыл бұрын
@@lamarw7757 It do seem it was the cop that said it.
@proxima5951 4 жыл бұрын
@@lamarw7757 its the cop, look at his mouth
@tochka832 4 жыл бұрын
@@lamarw7757 russian here, - that was said by a traffic police officer
@williamdolyniuk7804 2 жыл бұрын
Unknown errors stupidest piggeys.
@girlsdrinkfeck 4 жыл бұрын
That's what happened to soviet Russia.. She ate it
@Chris-si2tj 4 жыл бұрын
girlsdrinkfeck cool pfp!!!!!
@HygorMayrink666 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
@afilina 3 жыл бұрын
And then had an allergic reaction to it. That's why her lips are so swelled.
@paulotheman8734 4 жыл бұрын
lady on the phone: Call my friend Putin, tell him to bring tanks.
@wetlettuce4768 4 жыл бұрын
Wait until Putin finds out she was driving on his side walk!
@user-hg6dz4gm9p 4 жыл бұрын
These two comments are legendary.
@3dkiller 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaahahha
@RandysRides 4 жыл бұрын
lol...Dig that cop's casual stance on it..."The road is wide, too, and pedestrians don't WALK on it" hahahaha Here's your ticket along with your stickers. Thanks for playing !!
@slomo7951 4 жыл бұрын
If this is the 'after' plastic surgery then just imagine the 'before'.
@londomollari7889 4 жыл бұрын
She is probably Armenian. So to say, something like extremely low tier Kim Kardashian.
@TheSpeedfreak665 4 жыл бұрын
😬
@grammargestapo6654 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Smurphenstein 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they call it making a silk purse out of a sow's ear. More like lipstick on a pig in my opinion.
@philipyates3194 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I needed a sleepless night of vomiting.
@chechanrevolution992 4 жыл бұрын
You should have recorded the woman’s reaction to the ticket lol. I would have paid to watch it.
@joefairplay2837 4 жыл бұрын
Russian Cop: "The streets are wide too but people don't walk in them."
@walker3551 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Fairplay that’s a bad misquote, streets can be walked in and that would be an invalid response, the cop said the roads are wide but people don’t walk in them, more punch to his point
@ingvarz7468 4 жыл бұрын
he said the highway is big too... but you don't see people walking on the highway.
@MichaelMusou 4 жыл бұрын
@Papi Kink I saw it but still gave a thumbs up, you're wrong :D
@Wulfrune 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, her lips reminded me, I must buy a new inner tube for my truck.
@SouthwesternEagle 4 жыл бұрын
Oh JESUS! X'D
@benji.B-side 4 жыл бұрын
Haha One of the best comments on this video. Love it, Respect!!
@dampaul13 4 жыл бұрын
"Doesn't matter if it's 20 or 30 meters wide. Not allowed. The road is wide, too. But pedestrians don't walk on it." Love that response.
@gabrielbartos-ou2uy Жыл бұрын
Bravo, das ist eine gute aussage, , Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
@MrMecc 4 жыл бұрын
“The road is wide too. But pedestrians don’t walk on it.” Man that was PERFECT. I wish I could have seen the penguins face when he said that to HER. 🤣✊🏾🤣
@gabrielbartos-ou2uy Жыл бұрын
BRAVO , ich sage die hat Schnauze wie ein Garagentor... Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
@DiskoKDiskoL 4 жыл бұрын
1:09 "go teach your wife how to cook soup" I want that on a shirt
@readytogo6569 4 жыл бұрын
Alen Vidović I don’t even understand what that means! 🤪
@Zep-Dev 4 жыл бұрын
@@readytogo6569 It means he whoever did not eat soup as a child, has not grown...So it’s kinda calling a married man, an infantile idiot...
@TheBooban 4 жыл бұрын
Ze Ep No Soup for You!
@PlatoonGoon 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even an insult. It'd be a genuinely nice thing to do lol now you get soup for lunch and you did something for your wife. Win-win.
@user-qm1tl3sz4i 4 жыл бұрын
@@readytogo6569 if the amateur begins to teach a professional. For example, an amateur gamer teaches a professional gamer how to play computer games. In this case, the profi says: “go teach your wife how to cook a soup”, because usually women cook food much better than men.
@mrFoolish565 4 жыл бұрын
Stop harrassing Jabba, please!! Has feelings too
@ingeposch8091 4 жыл бұрын
lol!
@selli69 4 жыл бұрын
Jabba? I thought it was Shrek...
@chrisprescott2273 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the Cloverfield Monster.
@musicwelikemang 4 жыл бұрын
Botox the Hutt
@joesam. 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Jabba
@joezullo7792 2 жыл бұрын
The final shot of the empty sidewalk says it all -- "Mission Accomplished". You guys are courageous, tactful, and unrelenting.
@laurasanchez7105 4 жыл бұрын
"Sit on the bottle" LOL
@lucasgeissmann577 4 жыл бұрын
Thankz Kiril and Team for your sarkasm and making me laugh this time in Quarantäne at home. Hope u all stay healthy
@MarinusMakesStuff 4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy that despite being annoyed the officer still wrote the ticket. Good job.
@kenisnedeker6024 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, the audacity of people. How can people be like this? I am thankful that you guys do this because honestly, you are WAY WAY more polite than I would be. Public shaming is something that should be done to these idiots! Keep up the good work!!
@lemster101 4 жыл бұрын
Another job well done. Good job on the police officer too, explaining to the guy in clear terms that it doesn't matter how wide a sidewalk is.
@MiJoPaFo 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about the blonde is the opposite to small.... EVERYTHING!
@amirhossainzadeh3951 4 жыл бұрын
Not her IQ.
@selli69 4 жыл бұрын
You're right! Even my disgust on her...
@Carrierdlr1 4 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing better than having a recording of what happened, you knew the old short lady which the white wig on was going to lie!!!
@lifeisfairitkillseveryone536 4 жыл бұрын
The ripped jeans make her legs sooo sexy...urrp...sorry I just threw up a little bit.
@wonderbreadjumps 4 жыл бұрын
@Alt Swede you need Thor
@bloodyliar 4 жыл бұрын
She needs a new Botox surgeon, it looks like he hit everywhere else before he got the lips
@girlsdrinkfeck 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like a bee attack victim
@tc1817 4 жыл бұрын
Botox is not injected into lips. yaluronic acid is. It helps increase volume in your lips. Collagen, once the most common dermal filler, is used less often today. Now you know.
@MrBeevee5 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a guy trying to look like a girl.
@kateracme 4 жыл бұрын
this is gold!
@gregtaylor6146 4 жыл бұрын
@Small Chungus ....nope, animals are beautiful !!!
@xccxvindaloo 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody’s a ‘victim’ including all the law breaking schmucks!! 😜🤣
@Draganarh 4 жыл бұрын
Sit on the bottle, made my day :D
@govaert7 3 жыл бұрын
Kirill served that arrogant prick very well!
@exterminateurdeverminesetd1272 4 жыл бұрын
Once again, our man Kirill Bunin was there to safe the place !! What a great man! I love this man
@FlipOver 4 жыл бұрын
9:34 the guy said what most XHams think, the cop replied perfectly! *Awesome job, guys!*
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 4 жыл бұрын
Does that woman know that she's got two life preservers glued on to where her mouth should be? Imagine spending money on surgery and you end up looking like an inflatable mattress! “Here. Show your pretty faces.” Only if you cover yours, lady!
@readytogo6569 4 жыл бұрын
The Artist Formally Known As Shitlord Two life preservers where her mouth should be! 🤣🤣🤣
@BeamerTheFox 4 жыл бұрын
I bet if she took a ride on a motorcycle they would flap an beat her silly lmao
@tedatwork2343 Жыл бұрын
It looks like her lips were stung by 20 bees.
@goranjovic1984 3 жыл бұрын
Ljudi, vi ste moji IDOLI....Pozdrav s Balkana (Hrvatska)
@MaxMineur 4 жыл бұрын
Love the lighthearted and positive attitudes in the beginning of the video
@jimmy6700 4 жыл бұрын
Love these vids! Greetings from Denmark!
@Slikx666 4 жыл бұрын
That is a nice clear sidewalk, no messy cars on it. 👍
@bartekenterprice5086 4 жыл бұрын
Kiril is becoming more badass every episode :D Great job you are doing there. Changing not only russians sidewalks but also their minds :)
@girlsdrinkfeck 4 жыл бұрын
Lady gaga really let herself go
@sammybubba176 4 жыл бұрын
7:56 - oh my god! she is wearing two different shoes! probably couldn't see the difference over her protruding lips.
@TheScaryGermanGuy 3 жыл бұрын
I did not even notice that, good eye.
@f0t0b0y 4 жыл бұрын
Hands down the coolest Russians in the world. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🍺
@dragoboxinggym446 4 жыл бұрын
"Standing on the sidewalk with a neat speak Comes a woman with a big beak " :)
@Vietimhrdj 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of this channel!!!
@kingjoedirt1334 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious w the Botched title!!!! Keep up the good work men and women.
@conejopestilente 4 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony, being called a "pig" by Miss Piggy herself.
@vejet 3 жыл бұрын
"You'll get what's coming to you with all these games..." "I haven't played on a computer for a long time." Another classic one-liner from Kirill 😂
@1800mexicano 4 жыл бұрын
The cow in the thumbnail though lmao
@darthwithit417 4 жыл бұрын
Man you guys had a chance to catch a Jynx! You really should brought some extra-roomy pokeballs!
@UncleMatt69 4 жыл бұрын
ATTACK OF THE BLEACH BLONDE BLOB !
@victorvondoom968 4 жыл бұрын
« Sit on the bottle! » 😂😂👌
@solidacid1337 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! I was JUST checking youtube, hoping there would be anew SADB video! it's been here for less than a minute!
@jmjosemora16 4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched a video of yours in a while. Glad you guys still do not disappoint. Be safe out there brothas!! Much love from California
@wizetek 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome. Thanks for posting.
@debarents5577 4 жыл бұрын
I liked the police for the first time. He answered like Kiril would do...hehehe
@ascher40 3 жыл бұрын
"Quack, Quack, Quack!!" lol
@Peter56Persson 2 жыл бұрын
Great video, one of the best! Thanks!
@carlhamer3762 4 жыл бұрын
She should see a doctor, I think she's having a severe allergic reaction to something...
@jw8687 4 жыл бұрын
And she looks in the mirror and she thinks she's hot.....🤮
@chahid780 4 жыл бұрын
You are heroes, thank you
@grantwileyesq.5962 2 жыл бұрын
I will never ever understand why people think that disgusting botox is appealing. It's absolutely appalling!
@gabrielbartos-ou2uy Жыл бұрын
Bravo, die sieht schräge aus. Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
@grantwileyesq.5962 2 жыл бұрын
That woman looks straight up like a cartoon character..
@petarpetrovic3656 4 жыл бұрын
So... if Batman have batmobile, penguin have... cadillac? 🤔 Good work guys, greetings from Serbia. Привет 🍻
@readytogo6569 4 жыл бұрын
Great job, as always❣️💕
@Vanman-ed9og 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me said the person taking her money, you will look lovely 😂😂😂😂
@rappers5719 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo guys!
@warlockjmn 4 жыл бұрын
"Go teach your wife how to cook soup." Lolz!!
@lagunalibre117 4 жыл бұрын
That last guy arguing about the wide trottoir got served by the officer, well done! Where is batman when you need it btw? Haha!
@shoogagoo 4 жыл бұрын
That was the biggest platypus I've ever seen!
@Smurphenstein 4 жыл бұрын
The footpath seemed remarkably clear afterward. A SADB miracle!
@667mumble 4 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how some drivers they can clearly see you're in front of their car, continue to drive to the point they almost run you over so you have to jump on their hood to avoid being run over, and yet the driver gets angry at YOU for being almost run over by them!!!
@toninho7307 4 жыл бұрын
still admiring your patience...
@casual-zq6uh 4 жыл бұрын
I see the thumbnail and I know it's going to be a good episode
@emmanuelgilbert1960 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome work 👏
@rastachech1375 4 жыл бұрын
Botched... lmao. Spasiba from Spain. You are awesome!
@bartek1980ful 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooo Looks great from the intro!!!!!
@johnflynn4923 4 жыл бұрын
Nice haircut. One way of bringing back the mullet...
@3kcc 4 жыл бұрын
Very well done, guys
@sepride5495 4 жыл бұрын
Love this chanel...indonesia here...nice job guys
@Talking-Monkey 4 жыл бұрын
Kirill is in this....Ok I will watch lol
@marksavage618 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, that lady who hit the two pedestrians parks close to the store very often
@1252PFC 4 жыл бұрын
Good job guys.
@vooveks 3 жыл бұрын
Fish lipped lady: “Call the guys” Speaking clock: “at the beep, it will be 4:36pm...”
@GreasyTrout 4 жыл бұрын
"go teach your wife how to make soup" What a mad lad xD
@Rufusdos 4 жыл бұрын
Good work as always lads.
@paulirish972 4 жыл бұрын
It seems that SCHMUCK is a universal word. LOL
@akshaysalunke245 4 жыл бұрын
Your guy's doing good job love from india mumbai
@Jeppe.P.Bjerget 4 жыл бұрын
Great job. People is acting like crazy , and it seems that people in the 50-60 is the worst driver. I wish you all the best, and hope you get a great weekend. Best wishes from Jan
@viktoratamaani3784 4 жыл бұрын
Hah hah..., good works boys.., and hello from Finland!
@kurohyouka2922 4 жыл бұрын
respect guys keep it up
@paulhammersley4562 4 жыл бұрын
nice work, well done,
@dillonthomas1879 4 жыл бұрын
keep up the good work.
@pipiramirez9470 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Baba Yaga started driving.
@hadjesti 3 жыл бұрын
The road is wide too but pedestrian don’t walk on it. Epic
@steveclassic 4 жыл бұрын
Great Job! :)
@Hundo520 4 жыл бұрын
great channel much love from the states
@allspooledup2584 3 жыл бұрын
“Go teach your wife how to cook soup” Now that’s a first for this channel lol
@kostasplevrakis1589 4 жыл бұрын
Good job. Greetings from Greece.
@simonrook5743 4 жыл бұрын
Another great video, keep up the good work! Just for a bit of fun, while you were talking to the cop you could only see ROSPA of the Eurospar sign, in the UK ROSPA is the ROyal Society for the Prevention of Accidents!
@MickJ666 3 жыл бұрын
Russians female version of UK prime minister Boris Johnson at the start 🤣🤣
@peterburke5174 2 жыл бұрын
Krili ( I hope I spelt that right) you told a man to sit on a bottle, you are a bad boy lol.
@drazvannn 4 жыл бұрын
That store manager really hates you guys! 🤣
@Silverag212 4 жыл бұрын
"A 20 meter wide sidewalk?" ASSUMING that it is ok to park "It doesn't matter if it is 20 or 30 meters wide it is not allowed" Sidewalk is for pedestrians In English we have a saying when you "ASSUME" something, you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME" Do not ASS U ME
@russbroda2535 4 жыл бұрын
Nice car depopulated sidewalk plus ticket for the baddies. Very nice indeed.
@geraldzappa5403 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo les gars ! ✊👌👏🍹
@muhidinismahl488 4 жыл бұрын
Kiril kiril kiril kiril, top top, i support u guyz
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