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lmao ill never unhear that as its name now, i wonder if that was the intention hmmm

>Thundercode Chad Thunderchode!

Reptiles proportionally do have small wieners in comparison to their body so this name is scientifically factual.

He is having Fast Food

Well it is a pile of bones where the hill he slides down

And insanely OP

This is often referred to as a 'cliche'.

@@firefox6285a good one at that

@@riardomilos8014 I dunno if he was a GMPC meant to get things on track with the cast or that one party member who had scheduling conflicts and could only show up to one session; the only player who took his character role seriously compared to the other goof balls lol.

A bit too much dexterity for a stereotypical paladin though

"I believe the word you are looking for is "tactical retreat"."

Red dragons are tough as hell. Even the most experienced dragon hunters are hesitant to take on a red dragon.

The way I see it, it wanted to eat us and failed to even kill us. I call that a win.

I like it.

If programmers were dragon

"Fools laugh at Fat dragons"

The Rule of Parsimony. The best programmers are the laziest, they automate as much as possible. Likewise the best generals prevent the necessity of future battles, instead of boasting about a high number of victories. This also implies a fat predatory in the wild is especially dangerous.

can i steal that?

We can all agree on that, best film of the year

tend to happen when the producer have dual goal in mind, appeal to young gens + stay based/true to the roots

I think it is not underrated... The critics are mostly positive. But it may had deserve more people watching it on cinema... 🫠

I just wish this film wasn't sandwhiched between John Wick 4 and the Mario movie. Doing that just really frickin' hurt its theater performance.

That's true best dungeon of dragon movie so far

Everyone just wants to take him home. Can't imagine the food bills, though

He’s still obese in real dnd lore though. So obese, that his own wings can’t carry his weight. He can’t fly.

IKR

Did you get that from the Russian badger's far cry 5 review? Haven't heard that quote for a while

Out of the Abyss campaign specifically.

@@independentCog yep and has a surprisingly tragic backstory especially if the PCs play out his quest thread against him.

Also Szass Tam and Lord Neverember (the family at least; the Neverember we see in the film isn't even given a first name iirc).

I think our party had to negotiate with Themberchonk- I mean Themberchaud.... once.

Is it fat and dumb like that?

I think it was still chewing on the last guy.

He looks like a big dragon pac man!

Well he’s an official character from the lore; Themberchaud, he’s fat because he was used as a portable forge slave by the dwarves and deliberately overfed so he couldn’t escape and would be easier to kill when he got too big to be kept safely.

@@mrfunnyperson100I wonder how that went for the dwarves

​@@mrfunnyperson100Come to think of it. Dwarves are always assholes in fantasy. Even Warhammer theyre just really pettt craftsmen

@@tenyearsinthejoint1 A gross overgeneralization. By your logic the same could be said of elves. The truth is that there is much more nuance to both. A bad thing done by some of one race does not make them all bad.

​@@tenyearsinthejoint1 wait until you hear what humans do to animals.

“What if... Dragon, but thiccccccc?”

Agreed

I mean he's a paladin, he gets one attack every 6 seconds. This ain't no one turn lol.

I never played it. People in comments often talk about how accurate this series is to rules of the game. I feel like I spent my life for wrong things

"I cast eldritch blast and end my turn"

@@Grintock DMPC paladin, probably at least level 11 so he can get natural smite damage without spending spells thus the nonstop magical goodness. This also gets him 2 attacks per turn in addition to the additional one for dual wielding (lack of damage bonus is mitigated by the paladin smit), saving throws out the butt and probably some crown powers that force everyone to target him. Essentially... he's a tricked out DMPC to deal with the obvious cinematic moment.

That paladin wasn't a player, that was the DM character used to help get the party back on the main quest.

In the game Themberchaud is actually stronger than most red dragons, his only weakness is that he cannot fly that well, but in any other aspect he excels

@@hasturthekinginyellow5003 All we have to do is get ThemberCHAD a giant treadmill and he will be really frickin' ripped.

Right ? He looks so cute !!

Themberchaud got fat be eating the duegar who use his fires in their forging

Animal abuse in fantasy

I thought dragons couldn't get fat

​@@thehatter9400 They had him on that Nikocado Avocado diet frfr

@@thehatter9400 they aren't usually served as a meal either but there are cookbooks on how to prepare dragon

PC's have that effect on their worlds.

Maybe the tunnel collapsed with the dragon in it and it stopped leaking.

the fight choreography here is properly some of the best ive seen since john wick

Heh. :)

This made me chuckle. I also remembered one of Craig Ferguson's skits on that.

Dude, hell yeah. I thought the same thing the first time I saw that scene, wasn't sure if I was the only one to catch it

Fire dragon in an explosion? Da Boi is probably fine.

@@Hypersaiyanike Probably helped him get out of th hole he got stuck in for snacks :D

@@Hypersaiyanike I was thinking more about the falling rocks and the massive amount of seawater that'd pour into the cave, as far as I'm aware dragon can't breathe underwater.

@@tatalsaba Sea wyrms live underwater. So there are dragons that don't need air to live

@@toomanyaccounts but what about this one?

Every campaign into the Underdark says otherwise.

Someone above said that some dwarfs overfeed these dragons so they can’t move and use them for their furnaces

Basically the Duergar (Dwarves that live in the Underdark) train young red dragons to be the heat source for their forges. They over feed the dragons so they become dependent on the duergar. However this isn't really healthy for the dragons so they soon become overweight and mostly immobile. However these are still dragons so when they grow large enough to pose a possible problem they're killed and the process is started again.

@@rcslyman8929 - No, every campaign in Underdark has shown me that it's NOT the place for dragon appetizers. Especially the shrooms.

Maybe he's ordering take-out every night.

Yes, “tame”.

Most D&D players: We must pet the chonky boyo!

@@khylerbane4523 As the bard starts to serenade the dragon and already has a wedding spot picked out.

Can confirm as my players have a black dragon that they think is their friend that has tried to eat them twice and yet they still gave it access to a magic cave and feed it

@@ShugoAWay sounds about right.

He’s literally too fat to fly

He’s lucky his wings can at least get him off the ground.

Thank you, I was thinking of that when I saw this.

Why is everyone saying that? I don't see any connection to JP.

@@zuttoaragi8349 Watch the first movie again, there's a scene where the group of survivors is being chased by two raptors while sneaking in the air vents. One of them pops his head out a ceiling tile from below, is kicked back down by one of the protagonists, and tries to jump back to the air vent and chomp the girl's leg off. It is almost 1:1 the same animation that is used in this scene with the dragon x)

Smaug would shit his pants😂

😅😂🤣 Smaug Doesn’t even wear pants @@mohammedyusuf9631 . All aside I’m sure he would likely be more like Barbecue 🍖🔥 since dragons can be cannibals.

"I am fire I am ...death" "I am Hungry"

Themberchaud would’ve just eaten him 😂😅

Perhaps @@Pattmore though only after Smaug was already dead.

Do you find it risible if I mention the name of dragon friend... Biggus... Dickus?

To me a fat dragon is Alligator/ Crocodile rules. The fatter they are the more dangerous they are. A regular Croc or Gator Igor be scary but you don’t want to mess with one that managed to get a lot of meat on their bones.

Well in the early day the sith actually used blades very similar, the jedi where the first to use lightsabers as we know them

I thought I am the only one who sees that! 😫

Lex and Tim were his grandchildren. Lex was his granddaughter.

Wrong franchise.

They did mention a beholder earlier in the film.

Big Chungus ☺️

LMAO. I remember that cartoon.

they had limited paths

They went to the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.

And what? Run in circles? They only had 1 path to take

dont forget they still had assasins to take care of

@@aerosdacillo1227 who quickly regened and hence not feasible to toss them in the lava