Boyfriend Leaves 9 Days Before You're Due [Argument] [Break up] [M4F]

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2 ай бұрын

Story Summary ━ He goes from excited father to ex-boyfriend in one shopping trip, but what happens when you need him the most?
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@Annav.m7 Ай бұрын

''There's no way she's going to forgive me after that!'' You're right I ain't sir. You just lost your dad privileges.

@River-721 9 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@weirdo_simp3625 2 ай бұрын

“Your dads a bit dumb” I think dad skipped the 3rd grade.

@richardliawtzechiang3155 20 күн бұрын

THE FACT I SKIPPED TWO GRADES

@GachaQueen-qy7fc 20 күн бұрын

so true like bro sorry to break it to ya bud but ur dad cant do simple maths🤣🤣 like come on

@Sarah-ji2vh 4 күн бұрын

Or maybe every grade after that

@rockmangurlx4973 2 ай бұрын

“You’re not the father.” “But the test said-“ “You said she’s not yours. So, no, you are NOT the father. And she is not your daughter. And I’m not your anything.” “…” “Get out.”

@GHN889 2 ай бұрын

“The math ain’t mathing “ WELL BODYS DONT BODY LIKE THAT😭

@UNKNOWN_FJ679 2 ай бұрын

The fact it went from happy to not so happy real quick.

@M1naxxzz 2 ай бұрын

Same.

@user-bq9ot4ze2h Ай бұрын

😂

@miratitn 2 ай бұрын

Woah, he’s talking about marriage after he just accused her of cheating?Clearly there’s a lack of trust here….

@Danka42 2 ай бұрын

_Taking him back?_ He'll be lucky if I ever let him see his child! How are you ever gonna trust a man like this again?

@Milk-ck1wv 9 күн бұрын

I mean can you blame him for being suspicious? They took a break

@Danka42 9 күн бұрын

@@Milk-ck1wv Yes I can. We were on a break, not broken up. And he left me, called me a liar and cheater a few days before the most difficult day of my life. He wasn't there when I needed him. He is not my rock, he is a rock thrown in my face. He can go back to his sock.

@noxiouschocolate9644 8 күн бұрын

⁠@@Milk-ck1wvmy guy didn’t even start with asking for a dna test, just straight to accusations

@nyx0806 2 ай бұрын

The true villain is and always has been basic math. Lol

@naelan9 2 ай бұрын

I told UTC I hated him for actually making me doing maths for this script 😂

@RinTheRebel 2 ай бұрын

@@naelan9 UTC on his way to becoming our Math teachers asking about Homework

@naelan9 2 ай бұрын

@@RinTheRebel no 💀 I planned my whole schooling time, including university, in order to have no math classes. This man ain't ruining that. Not happening. I succeeded in my avoiding maths plan. Lemme alone now 😭

@lady-kato5765 19 күн бұрын

Math does mean Mental Abuse To Humans.

@JustATokioGirl 2 ай бұрын

all you gotta put in the bio is "instantly regrets it" and it will be a Dhar Mann video

@luckyeight4148 2 ай бұрын

So you see

@Barrne_ 2 ай бұрын

He better not help her with math homework later

@blackiesheepie9754 2 ай бұрын

Nah cuz he hes gonna act like this. Ima be a single mother cuz aint no way i would take a man that doubts me back. The trust is gone i would het a dna test done and be like yo there is the test ur her father

@Skylriee 2 ай бұрын

FACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

@JessiisMessi 2 ай бұрын

Math homework? No! Mommy's gonna take care of that, yeah- I'm good at math. 😂

@ami_06 2 ай бұрын

what kind of „logic“ is bro doing here😭😭math really ain’t mathing 💀

@Racheltokyo 2 ай бұрын

Math never maths to me 😁

@kendra921 Ай бұрын

Real

@thatsacutecat 2 ай бұрын

What hurt about this is he left the listener when she needed him the most, all alone. I mean the last 9 days are so intense, and then being alone trying to give birth and having to have c-section and just for then for him to come back. That is traumatizing. And to be so quick with assumptions, giving up everything so easily. He has alot to prove and make up for her. Damn, this one was so emotional! 10/10👍

@A-Daughter-Of-Apollo583 2 ай бұрын

Honestly i wouldn't let him near my baby until i forgave him, witch would probably be a while since i struggle forgiving people😅

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

Valid

@user-jt7yv2yh9p 7 күн бұрын

Ok so I'm not the only one that's great

@mercedesmowrer 2 ай бұрын

“She’s not mine “ Me:looks at him like b****

@mermaid791 2 ай бұрын

Something like this actually happened to my best friend and it nearly destroyed her. She did everything to prove it to him, he dragged his feet with the paternity test, finally took it and she was his, **literally looks like him**

@hannahleigh6152 2 ай бұрын

My bio dad said I wasn't his even after the paternity test, lol

@nxtr1n Ай бұрын

"shes not my baby" Me: looking at him in disbelief😭

@RinTheRebel 2 ай бұрын

Nice PSA video for letting people know about the dangers of not passing your 3rd grade Math quiz. You are doing the Lord's work ❤

@julygranger2946 2 ай бұрын

He # really dumb on math

@annasholar91 2 ай бұрын

yes, when he realized his mistake i was Dumbass..you done messed up. @@julygranger2946

@Danka42 2 ай бұрын

I am carrying this man's child and he's just _a boyfriend?_ That's a promising start 🤨

@Simpfor_angledust Ай бұрын

LOL NAHHH💀🤚🏽

@Danka42 Ай бұрын

@@Simpfor_angledust I could go for an hour listing down all the health/life threatening conditions ahead of me going through the pregnancy, risking losing my job, my body will never be the same again - and he thinks making a ritualized promise in front of bunch of witnesses that he is in this for the long run is too much of a commitment? Pathetic. Why have a family with this man? Hell, why have a _coffe_ with this man? He's a loser and he's wasting my time.

@Simpfor_angledust Ай бұрын

@@Danka42 FR YOU ATE😝❤️‍🔥

@Babydoll-prettygurl. 2 ай бұрын

Obviously it wasn’t just math that did that, he subconsciously doesn’t want to be the father. That came from deep rooted insecurities, he thought he wanted to be the father but he was having doubts. Which caused him to freak out, I honestly would’ve either gotten back with him and forced him to take therapy, or I would’ve said get away from me. 😅

@Babydoll-prettygurl. 2 ай бұрын

Also his math was wrong bc he did something along the lines of adding the days in the months (it will get you the wrong answer) but instead pregnancy can last up to 40-42 weeks which means 280-294 days, but if he would’ve studied it properly he would’ve gotten the right answer. So yall don’t do that 😅

@e.michele 2 ай бұрын

This was so adorable. And it is so true, we need to throw this whole 9 months pregnancy thing out the window because it is so wrong and causes so much trouble. It’s 40 weeks…40 WEEKS… the math needs to math😅

@noploxq5593 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 48

@damagedgirl 2 ай бұрын

@noploxq5593 38 actually, but the baby can take a bit longer so it can go to 40

@Norahhhh07 2 ай бұрын

And the fact that it coute with either the first or last day of ur period not tje actusll dade of baby making

@iamindeedtuki 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I ain't letting him come back that easily after the stress he caused WHILE PREGNANT?! Things can go wrong and hurt the mother and the baby. The mother deserves better bec someone can't do basic math and make dumbass assumptions 🙃😂

@MalxshotoYToffical 2 ай бұрын

the audio just cut off when it said "welcome to the world my little-" like damn but this was adorable! Math shall always be the villain

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

It was a narative choice. I usually have end screens too, but I wanted the ending to be abrupt. Ultimately, the listener picked the name, so only you know the next line.

@MalxshotoYToffical 2 ай бұрын

@@UTC_Audio Ahh alright but i loved it!

@babbzilla 2 ай бұрын

UTC, coming in hot with the cruelty! Imagine if we died, UTC! And that's the last words you said to us! AND YOU DOUBTED US!!!!

@yuumisnow 2 ай бұрын

I think I would've preferred that so he'll regret it

@babbzilla 2 ай бұрын

@@yuumisnow I waited until the end to see if it would happen! I was almost 100% sure it would!!!

@jazmine6705 2 ай бұрын

Maybe we can hope for an alternate ending where we get that?@@babbzilla

@babbzilla 2 ай бұрын

@@jazmine6705 And another catastrophic devastating situation brought upon us by maths! DAMN YOU, MATHS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

@babbzilla 2 ай бұрын

Maybe a dream that his math wasn't mathing and we died. (Great possiblity for a reverse comfort video)

@marcy8753 2 ай бұрын

"little shrimp" HELP ME LORD 😭😭

@SNRxx2011 2 ай бұрын

2:02 that lullaby was actually in my childhood toy 🤨

@cosmickitty3457 2 ай бұрын

Math ain't mathing. Ever heard of premature babies and such? Heck I was 4 weeks early-

@solara_cmd 2 ай бұрын

See i was the opposite, 3 weeks late.

@kathrynandersonmusicallover 2 ай бұрын

I was 3 weeks late too!

@vinny_rivera 22 күн бұрын

I was a whole 2 weeks early, myself 😭

@crossanddream2 4 күн бұрын

I was either 8 or 14 weeks premature, I don't remember

@squishy11148 2 ай бұрын

Ngl the lullaby caught me off guard i thought my siblings were going through me stuff again 💀

@journijones3253 Ай бұрын

Same, it reminded me of a baby toy I had

@snowheart4077 2 ай бұрын

Sum um this episode in one sentence : The math ain't mathin xD

@julygranger2946 2 ай бұрын

Bro messed up big time

@SweetMelody120 2 ай бұрын

6:53 Boy you mean "ex" 11:33 But we broke up... 15:28 I forgive you

@Kai_7676mi-amor 2 ай бұрын

Okay when he said she's not my baby that got me mad I swear then a red flag is " she is my baby lets get back together" the listener should've said nope you can see her but I'm not getting back with you that's what should have happen

@Ollie_milkman 2 ай бұрын

Bro got happy and cool then turn fake and don't know what he said when he was at the hospital

@starfalls-.- 2 ай бұрын

Aight, pack yo bags, bro. This yo last strike

@aiminathusha3629 2 ай бұрын

okay im about to cry from the title and the intro itself , seriously UTC ?? ✋😭 okay i cried lol both sad and happy tears haha

@Secretlyjudgingyou-vr9mh 2 ай бұрын

THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FAST

@UsonoHoushi 2 ай бұрын

... Math... am I right?

@pretty.val3rie Ай бұрын

Y’all are better than me. I would have taken him back. I do chances.

@boomKatsukiBakugo Ай бұрын

“Future husband” PFFFFFTTTTT- Absolutely not. SO OFFENDED AT BEING DOUBTED LIKE THAT😤😤😤

@Diandra888 2 ай бұрын

Well this escalated quickly 😮

@MiraculouslyBeautiful Ай бұрын

Him: *Does the math and cusses me out* Me: *Stares at him blankly* My brain: I got knocked up by a dumba-

@leannjohnson1820 2 ай бұрын

This is legit my parents at my birth except I was born with gastroschisis so I had to stay in the hospital for three months...

@naelan9 2 ай бұрын

I love all the little things you added! (Yes, even the toilet one >.>") It's so cuuute! Damn, almost gave me baby fever again 😭 (just almost e.e) You did sooo great! As usual, but I feel like I didn't tell you for a while how great of a VA you are, so there you go 💙

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

Skibidy Toilet thanks you

@naelan9 2 ай бұрын

@@UTC_Audio Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Me.

@Sophfavv 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@albedoswife4963 Ай бұрын

@@naelan9😂😂😂

@JessiisMessi 2 ай бұрын

SHRIMP? EXCUSE YOU?

@juliabutterfly9568 Ай бұрын

“Flowers and chocolate” haha. 😂 that’s really funny. THATS REALLYYYY FUNNY.

@Yoru_Mika Ай бұрын

‘By a woman like you’ Actually I’m non binary- 💀💀

@user-ov8lf4ix2o 2 ай бұрын

If my bf broke up with me over MATH. istg

@Mjim2322 2 ай бұрын

This was amazing!!! I’m crying now, the baby is adorable, but my heart is still shattered of the title 🥲 But this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤ Love your audio!!!😊

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much

@Mjim2322 2 ай бұрын

@@UTC_Audioyou’re welcome ☺️

@vinny_rivera 22 күн бұрын

"It's called logic!-" 🧍‍♂️Sir, I myself was born premature, a whole 2 months early-

@RobertoMolina-gd6si 2 ай бұрын

Bro this made my shit cry ( hey guys hey utc 😀)

@ampalf Ай бұрын

Ain't no way... I'd have the nurse kick him out. There's no way I'd let him near me or my kid after that bs..🙄 gtfo 😰

@Diandra888 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god baby girl crying is cute🥰💕

@KP-sn8rx Ай бұрын

Yes a pregnancy lasts 40 weeks, or 10 months because you count from the last period. Also spern can survive up to 5 days (i think) in the uterus(?) So that leaves a lot of time for fertilisation. (Not 100% sure about the last part so don't quote me on that)

@Studio_WabiSabi Ай бұрын

This is the definition of boy math- Hunny, that's not how bodies work, its takes a little bit for a baby to GROW-

@weirdy-md1hm 2 ай бұрын

My little- My little WHAT?

@thebeautifulrose294 Ай бұрын

The acting is so well done

@HouseBijecarla Ай бұрын

"Let me just melt while I look at her"...moments later...

@EMMYLOVESYOUSOMUCH 2 ай бұрын

At least I’m good at math…I’ll Help with your homework..

@Violet.1256 2 ай бұрын

What is the baby name you can't just leave me on cliffhanger that's not fair 😢

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

Its for you to decide!

@Violet.1256 2 ай бұрын

@@UTC_Audio Can it be Bella 🤩

@NeomiCheon 2 ай бұрын

I’m horrible at names so I’m just going to agree on Bella 😂

@felicialorbacher6143 2 ай бұрын

Not the Cliffhanger.... I need more parts to this story....

@shownteljordan204 2 ай бұрын

OK UTC YOUR MAKING ME CRY 😭

@juliabutterfly9568 Ай бұрын

I’d scream at him to get out the delivery room and make the doctors call security to throw him out 🤷‍♀️

@Eleonoria 2 ай бұрын

🎉THE KING POSTED

@vinny_rivera 22 күн бұрын

✋😭 I would NOT have let that man join me in the hospital, hell I'd rather my parents be with me at that point

@simpformikey3378 Ай бұрын

I MEAN, WHEN HE GON PUT A RING ON IT???? A BABY IS ALREADY IN HER TUMMY BUT STILL NO DIAMOND 💍

@Kitty-_- 2 ай бұрын

Butter is crying in a corner but still approves your video

@kaykwak9955 10 күн бұрын

Aww the dad will be happy

@WolfWild5317 2 ай бұрын

Me when i got to the married part: "So you where lying about the toilet seat 😂😂😂"

@mirensambucharan5137 17 сағат бұрын

"I just thought I was" Sir SIR. You cannot be frl.

@spaghettinoodleyea Ай бұрын

(the first part of the asmr when he was all happy and in awe of baby stuff) OMG GUYS THIS IS HUSBAND MATERIAL 😍✨If my husband isn't like this man I don't want him well the first part when he was in awe of the baby clothes (the last part of the down hill) But were saved we are the mother were good bbg's out there Love you pookie with these audios keep up the good work

@serenityspringer6227 8 күн бұрын

This man would not like me very much for about a week and a part of me would enjoy it with this man being a human pillow , cooking and any other thing i can find

@lupinha5038 2 ай бұрын

Can someone explain his calculation error to me, English is not my first language and I am terrible at math in any language lol

@bluezebra8675309 2 ай бұрын

While development taking 9 months is the common idea, in reality most pregnancies take 40 weeks (not a perfect number for months) By week 36 you are nine months pregnant I assume 36 weeks ago we were 'on a break' So the Listener was likely already pregnant before then (Or, that's what I got from it?)

@UTC_Audio 2 ай бұрын

Yep!

@violetgibbs-jn2he Ай бұрын

Love this keep going

@violetgibbs-jn2he Ай бұрын

Have a great day/night to all

@lila_gacha_1237 Ай бұрын

"The toilet seat"😂😂😂

@himbosrhot Ай бұрын

I had to pause for a second. That lullaby was in a white stuffed bear my great grandma gave to me before she died of breath cancer, so if y'all could PLEASEEEE find it 😭🙏🏼

@UTC_Audio 26 күн бұрын

I spent a lot of time looking, but the lullaby isn't particular to any bear. Sorry.

@himbosrhot 23 күн бұрын

@@UTC_Audio you're fine.. thanks for looking.. can you tell me the lullaby's name please? It'll be nice to listen to it more in memory of her 🫂

@TheDramaNerd357 6 күн бұрын

3:01 that’s when you know- you duck up-

@jeniaconstantine6557 Ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I would have told him to get out when he walked in the hospital room.

@xxxanimedrawingweebxxx Ай бұрын

Teacher: lory how did you fail your math homework Me: oh my dad helped me Mom: I knew I should have persuade him to get the milk..instead of taking him back.

@My-cute-baby-sister 2 ай бұрын

Ooooooh 9 days later nice!😊

@Tazzycat432 24 күн бұрын

Considering stress can increase the chances of moms hemorrhaging >.> that uhh could even be a the little reason leading to a momma passing giving birth sooo be tender with preg people :(

@oliviayoumans2021 2 ай бұрын

I like the name Rose 🌹

@user-ny6bo6ul3x 2 ай бұрын

Umm.... His math wasn't matching to what I found out... They were pregnant with the girl in June.... I'm sorry for Y/N, but I had to do the math when she was pregnant with the daughter, and it was... June...

@1-2_389 3 күн бұрын

I HAVE A STUFFED HIPPO THAT PLAYS THAT SAME LULABY OMG

@juliabutterfly9568 Ай бұрын

“thats far from being enough” you’re right it is far from being enough. Now get out

@royalcards1554 17 күн бұрын

You know if he really didn't believe the kid was his there's one simple way to solve this, it's called get a DNA test their problem solved… now be prepared to pay child support

@shimainejeter 2 ай бұрын

You are the father 🎉🎉🎉

@JUNOOO__1000 2 ай бұрын

Gyatt damn that went to sad to happy

@YurianaZamudio-lv7im 13 күн бұрын

I think if I was there, I’d named her Anala,that means fire because she’s burns the brightest under the stars

@ILoveVT Ай бұрын

I feel like I would name my baby after my friend whos name is Crystal.

@CharlotteCharlottesoon-wq5jh 2 ай бұрын

That's just crazy💀💀😭

@ugnezitiniaviciute8011 Ай бұрын

If this was posted in march, amd we're 9 months pregnant, that means we got pregnant in july, not September since from march to September its only 7 months 💀 (yes i did count that in my fingers..)