The sailboat crush at 5:20 is terrible - People of such boats tend to take care of their boat with love and pour as much as they can spend into it, typically way more than they're worth. Insurances rarely cover a new boat of equal value/condition. Not to mention the sentimental loss.

I came for the boat carnage and stayed for the laughs. 😂🤣😂

“I’m on a boat….BOOM…no more!” 😂

😂🤣😂 Famous last words in all of these “no worries mate I know boats”.

2:37 *The two girls who sat back and watched the boat collide without running away are the two strongest and calmest girls I have ever seen.* 🤣🤣🤣

1:47 the yacht had some kind of control failure. The channel SuperYachtCaptain has an interview with the guy, he also said what exactly was the problem I just forgot. He selected the cheapest place to crash - if he hadn't done so, he'd have destroyed the (only) bridge that connects the two halves of Sint Maarten. Lots of things, definitely not an idiot!

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them. Good Lord, ladies. Have you no instinct for self preservation?

Perfect video to show the guy with a new boat BEFORE he takes it out on his first voyage. lol.

And people think one day we'll have flying cars to zip around the sky!🤣

At 15:15, I’m pretty sure that went exactly like it was supposed to.

The one at 15 min was a perfectly controlled ship launch!

Playing everything twice only makes the video half as good

thought boats were a noncontact sport 😂😂

No wonder my packages never arrive.

@2.10 - that is why they need the stainless steel bow.

I love all these videos he makes my day every day when I watch the videos

Dude, there is some gold here!

It`s such a shame when good videos appear on KZfaq and the narration is very poor. It spoils the whole reason for doing it in the first place

Go to any busy recreational lake, and watch people launch their boats….talk about entertainment 😃

:43 the really bad thing is that these ships that hit each other barges have warning systems and they’re not listening to them. They’re probably not at the helm/ wheel?? They’re probably sleeping. I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes. You could probably run to the wheel or get on the microphone but as we saw the bridge crash this year where the barge hit the pole bridge and they collapsed killing people more often than we think.Scary

At 16:26 it is Robert Habeck , the german Minister for Economy. 😂😂😂

They make tide tables for a reason!

14:39 What's wrong with this one? Seems like a perfect launch to me

2:35 - I'm interested to know - at what point do those two decide that it is not a good idea to remain seated where they are as a large vessel carves chunks out of the environment around them?

It seems like a lot of really rich guys hire poor captains.

2:11 - Crushing Optimists, the man has class...

😮😮some serious ship wrecking here😮😮

Looks like a new Yacht.

"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"

he was use to racing games where the cars can go into the roughs around the track, . . just didn't realize that water and rocks aren't the same. Honest mistake. As for the ships, once we put in modern collision detection full self autodrive system with something better than cameras . . . flawless victory

Idiots and water can be really dangerous…

7:01 getting your dingy pinched. OUCH.

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them..as if I'm about to embark on a journey into the unknown.

Why any insurance company would insure a boat or jet ski is beyond my comprehension.

Seriously why all the repeats from previous videos??

Chainsaw: did the wife win half of everything in a divorce?

Nice video

90% or more of the time the narrator said 'that is why...' he SHOULD have been saying 'THIS is why...'

at 15:00 i dont see a problem, the ug looked like it was trying to prevent the ship oing too far

Hey Captain Crunch, hold my beer. I'll dock the ship for you! Gilligan could do better than these land lubbers.

23:28 That is a beaver lodge and depending on where they are, they’ve either committed a felony or a misdemeanor. Unless they’re in Europe, in North America, if it’s in Canada they’ve committed a misdemeanor. In the United States, it varies by state. In my state, doing something like that is a felony. In other states it is a misdemeanor.

0.52 parking like a BOSS.

The barge at 1:24. Went from launch to sink in the same ceremony 😊.

18:20 Your bowel? Lol. Pretty sure that should have read “bow” heheh

The @13:55 full video is called "Onervaren een sluis binnenvaren" - Going into a regular waterlock as is common in the Netherlands but with a captain and crew with minimal experience. You see the people just frantically standing around completely clueless.

wrecking a sailboat , always 💔

I love these Boat Idiots XD

Oh My Gosh how Rotterdam has grown!

I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes.

good drivers.

16:23 "This Guy" is Germany's Federal Minister for Economic Affairs and Climate Action.

pretty much no one in this video should be aloud to be near or get on boats period

I just wanted to know who is going to pay for the damage and the damage.😂

It would probably work out pretty nice to have a super yacht destroy your boat, you get a new boat out of the deal.

Hi Guys,Wish you have fun watching the video, have a nice day

Container barge dude!

No thanks. It’s bad enough having to deal with the idiots on land.

Alcohol seems to be as popular with boat captains and pilots as it is with in-stadium baseball fans.

That Gorrilla said right turn Clyde!!

@7:34 guess who's swimming to port when the bays too shallow.

Where have we seen that blue yacht before?

Reruns of old videos

Apparently big boats have no respect for little boats.

Everyone deserves everything even more

13:56 they are in a boat lock one side has water higher and other other side has water that's lower. So they enter the canal. Doors shut and they pump water in or out depending on the direction. That boat looks like it's getting caught in the current of the lock. Could be wrong.

6:39- That'll teach ya to brake check...

And that is why I will never get on a boat or ship. Drowning!

Boats don’t steer well on rocks.

I can't stop laughing at the things idiots in boats get up to

Makes the Baltimore bridge collapse look like a case of. . . Should have installed the support protectors. Are we going to ask the ships insurance company to replace the bumpers in front of the supports. No so are we going to add safety numbers in front of the supports? Hay it is an important bridge and it supports more than boat and vehicle traffic over the bridge? Those ships are in such bad shape it is a wonder any of them can get around without tugs.

"This guy" at 16:25 is the german minister for economics and climate action. Just saying.

Can do without the commentary

How the boat can run with him ?

16:22 I hope whoever constructed this sh*t aparatus was not responsible for the rest of the ship :D

Shame on the jerkwads that deliberately rammed into the beaver lodge @ 23:30. Karma doesn't like people who mess with wildlife!

I wonder how many of these involved alcohol?

Makes me want to sell my 40’ sailboat.

What do you do with a drunken sailor Give him a skippers ticket

3:30.... I love being with stupid sailors 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

thats not how you play battleship

BLUE MAGIC now JUNK

I think pollution when i see all these crashes. ....... that ans stupidity.

Sailboat is not a fender!

why the dam music

Well i dont know whats worse. 1 helping the foolsome people or 2 thinking about the danage of ur boat or foolish behavior.

21:45 ooga bag a be ga bag ah ooga bag a be ga bag ah

Where is the rum me matie

18:34, I don't get it, what was the point of cutting the boat in two?

WoW

many times innocents get short shrift because of idiots

Yessir! Got my Cap’n’s license when I was 15 out of the crackerjack box! 😝🙄🤡 there’s no brakes on this thing is there??? 🪧🤦‍♀️

Oops

Fake. Stages. Clickbait!

2:00, if you see the steel reinforced bow, you know he did it before!

Old stuff.

Old recycled videos again 😂😂

10:16 😂🤣😂 The third world brains trust at work. 😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Just painful to watch.

14:24 that was not the boats fault, it was a Carnival Cruise ship that was on full blast that caused that boat to sink. very fucking misleading.

No need for a narrator anyway. Mute the video and enjoy it.