8:18 Weird detail here. The horse our main dude is leading is dragging a tree-branch, which is an old trick for obscuring tracks. But he wants the women to pursue him, and the other guys don't appear to be utilizing the same technique, so what the hell? They think the women are going to follow the obscured tracks over the blatant ones?

Well with no reference words for the images or understanding of letters and just having an ABC book it's pretty impressive he learned to read ever...

A professor I'm taken this term in college wrote/directed this movie. He's a super nice guy, pretty sharp, great teacher, and according to him there was a lot of studio interference with this, but despite that he still has a poster of this hanging next to his desk.

So, in the eighties they could make batteries that still had power after 900 years, and I need to charge my phone every night. What happened?

Man, that "Nuclear Morning" song is surprisingly fun and catchy for coming out of a movie like this. Does anyone know if it's possible to find it anywhere by itself, removed from the film?

Watching in the year 3000. This was eerily prophetic.

I kind of like what they were trying to do with the language thing, but I think it could've been executed better...maybe. I'm reminded of something I tried to write when I was a teenager after watching "A Clockwork Orange." I quickly realized it wasn't working out as intended and I quit while I was ahead, lol. Perhaps the folks who wrote this never came to such a realization?

HOLY SHIT THAT LINKARA

13:38 If Wayne's World 2 is correct, then at Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

17:30 hey, there's a reason they say "make love, not war".

I'm honestly surprised his hat was called a hat.. and not something weird. Also, best line in the whole movie.

"they have lots of makeup, but no mirrors to help em put it on!" 🤣🤣🤣

I am so glad that I've found your channel! I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thank you!

I so love your reviews!!!!!!!!!! they make laugh so much and brighten my day up!

Come on, Brandon. Can't you get BEYOND Thunderdome?!

This bomb had Karen Sheppard as one of the lead Amazon warriors, who in reality has the martial arts skills beyond scary

I figured out that neggi means no or negative.

Awesome Review!!!!! Nice Linkara Cameo!

Funny how the narrator just knows what words we, the listeners, would have trouble understanding.

Mind if I make a request for the 1981 "Caveman"? It has Ringo Starr (yes, Ringo from the Beatles), and Dennis Quaid in it!

Wait, Cannon did Superman IV? You learn something everyday.

They also made runaway train that is very good.

The Nell-comment cracked me up. Good for you, sir!

Not seen anyone else mention it so... AUTOMAN !... He DID act in something else. i was beginning to think he'd only had one glorious moment in a very short career.

This was also effing entertaining. You deserve much more audience. Love you! and Happy New Year!!! :)

I always catch the end of this movie on Comet TV, and now I'm kind of glad that's all I end up catching!

What's absolutely terrifying is just how likely this is our future

Thank you so much. I have been trying to find the name of this movie since I watched it late night on the space channel in the late '90s.

Love the "I'M A MAN!" line!😂😂😂

Absolutely hilarious review

I actually recently watched lifeforce and its sooooooo fun, really fresh

Hey Brandon, you're references are on point.

Frickin HILARIOUS, just caught this flick a short while back on the comet channel... 😂😂☺

The funky dialog is likely them trying to ape the feral kid tribe from thunderdome, which came out the year before

4:24 NOW YOU'RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

I liked they had the slang and got into it, since it made the period piece kind of nice.

I am very happy to see a Linkara cameo.

I just found your channel. Thanks for the laughs.

Even after a nuclear war the hair salons are still functioning. 🤣

So this is where Kevin Costner got some of his Postman script from.

Chuck Wagner who played the main character was Automan in the short lived series.

Korvis was the title character in an awesomely bad TV show called Automan. He played a glowing blue holographic man with a glowing blue holographic car who fought crime, because 80's.

Classick Tenold review. (Not said ironically. I really think so. Laughed out loud on this one. Love your channel)

I'm from the future the year 2020. I'm also cooking some fish in the oven right now.

Really cool of Linkara to do that for ya. I hope you do a collab with someone soon, I think it will help branch you out

I can't stop watching this review; Frown over dog-logs? I love it, man! I love it all!

10:40 this is the BTTF scene where Vader goes to Vulcan and meets Spock to get the Van Halen tape to melt his dad's brains!!

Funnily enough, I enjoyed this movie as a kid

Ah, now here is some cult classic Cannon! This video also includes some cult class Linkara as well.

Hey, it's Chuck Wagner (a.k.a. Automan). I haven't seen him since the early 80's. According to the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus website, he has served as their Ringmaster since 2005. ;)

Lifeforce will be better than America 3000! The horror. The horror. The horror! No way!

This was one of my favorite movies to rent when I was a kid.

So it took humans until the year 2890 to figure out what bonobos knew all along? ;)

Cave Wumun USA. Jesus H. Christ; the way that wumun was blown up! 😂

You should do the movie the forest from 1982! Totally hilarious!

First The Cinema Snob, now Linkara, wow, you're getting recognized by big Channel Awesome guys pretty quickly, cool. loved the review, btw. :)

In the immortal words of King Julian - "Make peace by breeding with your enemy!" :P

Hey it's Linkara! Another of my favorite Critics. Good work Brandon, very funny review.

I love the part where Prince Charming(into the woods) finds the Turbo-Man suit!

awesome film

I love your videos, by the way, if you ever want to do another review of another godzilla movie, I highly recommend godzilla vs Hedorah. And Also a movie called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, yeah....... you read that right and also one called kong island, I mean... if you want to do another king kong rip off XD. I hope these help you byeee.

Lmfao! "LISA KUDROW...BEYOND THUNDERDOME"! (She DOES look like Lisa Kudrow!) Dead on balls accurate review, Brandon!

holy crap! the line about babble fish & google triggered the siri function on my phone!

Could you do Crater Lake Monster next?

Oh my god that’s the dude from the short lived Automan series!

Lost Girls reference for the win :-D

The old man in 10:24 kinda looks like a Vulcan from star trek.

We'll do a preview on Electric Boogaloo and also the first breaking okay I know it's not no action but it's a really good good movies okay

In the Future...BEATNIKS!!!

And where was the Roger rabbit soundbite!?? A,.... MAN! 😂😂😂

Oooo you have Eliminators!!! I'm crossing everything I can that it's coming up.... shit now I need to see the doctor again.

The dialogue in Hammer's Cave Girl series was easier to understand than the dialogue in this movie.

I just watched this movie on comet. It was freaking awesome

Hey I understand the dialog, and I like this movie.

Watching this in 2022 and it's weird how none of the top comments mention that "Frau" is just German for "woman".

This is the best thing I ever saw.

Don't know why, but this is my favorite so far...

looks like that presidential room still looks good after 900 years they must be using that new 2016 machine that keeps rooms new forever

Male pattern Bigfoot! Classic

What? No, "Automan" references? Look it up, it would've been really funny.

Awesome Linkara cameo.

8:51 Seriously, the guy who made that yelling is now MY FUCKING HEROE.

Menaham golan and yoram globus. Bloody hell Avi make us an offer hahaaaa

OH!! LINKARA CAMEO!! LINKARA CAMEO!! I love you guys

i still wonder if that movie was in some way inspirational for "battlefield earth" :D

Cannon produced THE APPLE? CANNON produced The Apple? CANNON?? THE APPLE??? *head explodes*

15:15 nice military press backbreaker .

Man, this makes Cannon Films' MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE look like a full-fledged DeMille epic by comparison! Thank god Cannon also had LIFEFORCE and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2!

Brandon you should have your own show on prime time TV.

Try reading A clockwork Orange. The movie is easy compared to reading the book. I had to read to twice to get it. The craziest thing? Alex in the book is 15. Let that sink in

That blond guy that taught himself how to read was the lead in the tv show AUTOMAN. I knew he looked familiar.

Now I know where the inspiration for the dialect in Firefly came from.

So, funny story about that Spider-Man toy Limkara pulled out of..........Offscreenland......I found it like ten years ago at my local comic shop and promptly realized it was a cool-looking but not-actually-cool toy.

This version of Battlefield Earth is weird. But really, have you done that train wreck? It came out in 2000.

4:15 should be "I'm Auto Man"

Does anybody know what the name of the ending song is?

Anybody know that song he used for the title card?

The young Corbiss/(Corviss?) Kinda looks like a young John Stamos.

8:49 anyone know the name of this sound effect?

Serious hair-spray budget in this movie