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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ONCE UPON A GIRL

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Brandon Tenold

Brandon Tenold

Күн бұрын

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@kimbronun6649
@kimbronun6649 10 жыл бұрын
"I notice I owe the Japanese a huge huge apology here" I lol'd
@Ghostgoji-tf7em
@Ghostgoji-tf7em 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, That was pretty funny, got to admit.
@admech590
@admech590 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I mean at Keats Japanese people don't watch beastiality.
@daoust26
@daoust26 4 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up
@katylepetsos7512
@katylepetsos7512 4 жыл бұрын
At least this one doesn’t have a bunch of tentacles
@honestdave
@honestdave 4 жыл бұрын
Mr mushroom considering Japan invented tentacle porn with a painting of a woman getting double teamed by a couple of horny octopuses I'm going to have call Bullshit.
@wrestlingpurist9784
@wrestlingpurist9784 4 жыл бұрын
I tell ya' folks, Frank Welker demonstrated that even in a movie such as this he has quite the talent.
@danstiver9135
@danstiver9135 8 жыл бұрын
So does this make Frank Welker a porn star?
@kevinescoto5043
@kevinescoto5043 5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@zerokaminari7092
@zerokaminari7092 5 жыл бұрын
Yup totally
@Isaac-gh5ku
@Isaac-gh5ku 5 жыл бұрын
Frank Welker must be desperate for a paycheck if he wants to be voice as someone in that movie. And I'm like: "Of all the works you star in, WHY THIS?!"
@Isaac-gh5ku
@Isaac-gh5ku 5 жыл бұрын
This is one movie I believe that Frank Welker wants everyone to forget and don't want to talk about it.
@murasakiahiru
@murasakiahiru 4 жыл бұрын
What genre of cinema hasn't Welker appear in?
@TheGamerInDisguise
@TheGamerInDisguise 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "Hmm, that voice sounds familiar." Me: "Huh, yeah it do--OH MY GOD IT'S FRANK WELKER WTF!"
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005 4 жыл бұрын
That's also the person who voiced Garfield from The Garfield Show.
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 Жыл бұрын
@@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005 Lorenzo Music?
@Sleeve_Did_It
@Sleeve_Did_It 6 жыл бұрын
What makes this movie even more awkward is Mother Goose was played by Hal Smith, who from 1987 until his death in 1994, voiced the part of John Avery Whittaker (a.k.a. "Whit") on the children's Christian radio drama "Adventures in Odyssey." Whit was the proprietor of "Whit's End," a soda shop and all-around safe place for children to learn Bible stories. Until I saw your video, I had never heard Whit drop the f-bomb.
@gundamboy195
@gundamboy195 6 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Smith_(actor)
@meganhussey972
@meganhussey972 5 жыл бұрын
Hal also played Otis on The Andy Griffith Show--Otis finally got out of the drunk tank to do...this
@rdphoenix07
@rdphoenix07 5 жыл бұрын
He also did the voices for Flintheart Glomgold and Gyro Gearloose in the original Ducktales.
@Kendall231
@Kendall231 4 жыл бұрын
Jay Gildersleeve, he’s also the original voice for Owl for the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
@Nik-ff3tu
@Nik-ff3tu 4 жыл бұрын
LOL I remember Adventures in Odyssey. I always thought it was weird how they depicted kids hanging out at a bar. Gotta start the alcoholics young I guess!
@gabrielaubry1334
@gabrielaubry1334 4 жыл бұрын
What's happily ever after really like? The wicked stepsisters getting their eyes pecked out by birds in punishment for tricking the prince by cutting off parts of their feet to fit in the shoe.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 5 ай бұрын
yeah the original Cinderella was a DARK story.
@MataNui.
@MataNui. 6 жыл бұрын
I have no words for what I've just witnessed here today.
@snupblupkins8493
@snupblupkins8493 5 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here mata nui?
@drfye
@drfye 4 жыл бұрын
@@snupblupkins8493 ........Linked here from the jack black film review of Gulliver's travels.
@SailorBarsoom
@SailorBarsoom 9 жыл бұрын
Yes, anybody who's ever ragged on hentai needs to watch *Once Upon a Girl* and then fervently apologize to Japan. I saw this on VHS back in the Eighties. I've used it ever since as an example of exactly what's wrong with Western attempts at erotic animation. "Cartoons are for kids" is so burned into the Western psyche that even when we make animated porn, it has to be based off of fairy tales or a known children's cartoon. Exhibit A: *Once Upon a Girl*.
@AvengerII
@AvengerII 9 жыл бұрын
+Sailor Barsoom The sad thing is that you can watch Hollywood animation made before the TV days in the 1950s and there is no question that it wasn't made 'just for kids.' I also stand by the statement that even Walt Disney (the real Walt, not the corporate overload company today that's trying to white out its pre-1990s history) didn't talk down one-tenth as much as people accused him of. There's some fairly intense stuff in the first two decades of Disney animated features and even some of the theatrical shorts from the 1930s aren't that innocent, either. This is much more true for the animated shorts from Warner Bros, MGM (Tom and Jerry, Tex Avery), and Fleischer/Famous Studios. The characters are sold to kids on T-shirts, plushies, video games, and direct-to-video films today (made for children) but the original shorts are censored because it's considered politically incorrect (90% of the time) and too adult (less than 10% of it). The sad reality is that South Park, Family Guy, and The Simpsons have material that's far, far worse than the vast majority of classic (Golden Age) Hollywood animation. The stuff on TV can't hold a handle to the best 1930s-1950s animation. Japan's a different story. They produce the best limited (hand-drawn) animation today and haven't ham-strung themselves to being limited to fairy tales, princess movies (Disney specialties) or buddy films (Pixar and the other CG studios in the US). Oh, Japan has its formulas and DOES ride trends to death and DEFINITELY has its franchises (Gundam, Macross, Pokemon, and whatever girls show genre is hot at the moment) but there's more variety in general in its animation industry. The adult side of their industry is still very small but because of the higher sheer volume of animation production from Japan (and South Korean subsidiary studios) they still get out a lot more adult stuff than the US. Most of it is in the PG-13 to R region, though. They don't like "X"-rated stuff much more than over here and they got for what's most profitable. Definitely still more latitude on what kind of subject material to produce, though.
@SailorBarsoom
@SailorBarsoom 9 жыл бұрын
AvengerII I see nothing with which to disagree. Even _The Simpsons_ mostly focuses on the kid characters, as does _South Park_.
@GagsAnimation
@GagsAnimation 4 жыл бұрын
Exhibit B: Zone-Sama
@LaineMann
@LaineMann Жыл бұрын
Hell anyone who’s ragged on ECCHI needs to watch this and then fervently apologize to Japan
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 5 ай бұрын
@@SailorBarsoom honestly? Read the original unedited for "modern sensibilities" Grimm stories. Fairy tale endings hadn't been invented yet! A lot of the stories in the old fairy tale books like Grimm or the Arabian nights... would be R rated if made to be authentic. Exhibit A: Bluebeard! I actually liked that version of the Red Riding hood they did where the story is a werewolf fight, and not just a mundane wolf. 'cause reading the original story.... it READS like a WEREWOLF story!
@paulrippcord506
@paulrippcord506 9 жыл бұрын
For the love of god, someone dub over Frank's lines in this movie with his Megatron voice.
@neogold4796
@neogold4796 4 жыл бұрын
Paul Rippcord which voice?
@kivahibki2756
@kivahibki2756 4 жыл бұрын
BURN THIS IN YA HOLY FIRE YAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAA
@glenmcculla6843
@glenmcculla6843 4 жыл бұрын
No, Prime - it's just me!
@murasakiahiru
@murasakiahiru 3 жыл бұрын
Gees what genre of movies and TV hasn't Frank Welker done in his career?
@aldricrodolfoiigaerlan8444
@aldricrodolfoiigaerlan8444 3 жыл бұрын
That is not what we meant by "Transform and rise up."
@Inkbleedful
@Inkbleedful 10 жыл бұрын
Wow this movie makes Drawn Together look tame.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even sure if the Humor in that show would be THAT INSANE
@rionthemagnificent2971
@rionthemagnificent2971 2 ай бұрын
Drawn together is only offensive if you took the jokes seriously.. which i have a very hard time believing someone would take that cringefest seriously. Though how hyper sensitive some are today in the fringe SJW/soyboy crowd.. gives me less hope in humanity.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 Ай бұрын
No one was talking about it being offensive rion.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 8 жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody's pointed out she's called Little Red Riding Hood because of the colour of her clothes; nothing to do with the colour of her hair.
@theskeletonsarejudgingyou2117
@theskeletonsarejudgingyou2117 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@mercuropheliac
@mercuropheliac 4 жыл бұрын
Mother Goose was actually on trial for plagiarizing the Grimm brothers' fairy tales after she ran out of nursery rhymes.
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 3 жыл бұрын
She was promptly hung and quartered after she made the courthouse a mockery
@sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035
@sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035 2 жыл бұрын
The 3rd story seems to be based on the interpretation of the wolf representing sexual assaulters, meaning that there are a LOT of 'wolves' in that segment
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 5 ай бұрын
Yeah this. "wolf in sheep's clothing" colloquially... doesn't mean a real wolf.
@jackkain7141
@jackkain7141 7 жыл бұрын
"I have a joke for thee" "Yeah, what is it?" "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ma'dick!" "Ah, so this is a short joke then."
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Threatens Pimpy the dwarf with a pair of scissors and a scalpel
@JarionSilverblades
@JarionSilverblades 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck, Frank Welker really has been in every cartoon sense the 60s.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding. And knowing that he was voicing afew characters in this weird film is still bizarre when you think about it.
@JonSnow-yf1gl
@JonSnow-yf1gl 7 жыл бұрын
I'd say this ruined my childhood but the internet pretty much did it already
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos 10 жыл бұрын
Why, Frankie? How hard up for a paycheck could you have been? Actually, I'm sure Frank probably thought the script was hilarious and thus wanted to be part of the project. Cartoon porn wasn't exactly a common thing back then, and I imagine it can get tiresome spouting child friendly nonsense day in and day out. Doing porn would be a breath of fresh air for me too.
@Jangobadass
@Jangobadass 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a VA just wants drop their inhibitions and cut loose!
@ShamrockParticle
@ShamrockParticle 2 жыл бұрын
and there's more of a story to this movie than modern day
@teddyfilli3079
@teddyfilli3079 Жыл бұрын
Considering it was the 70s and cartoons had to stay very light for children. Your probably right
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
I'm sure he didn't know what Film it was suppose to be when he was reading the Script
@Rainkit
@Rainkit 9 жыл бұрын
Frank Welker, who voice Megatron and Scooby Doo did a porno! I am officially giving up my fanfiction career! Though, really, that news was as disturbing as imagining Mel Blanc voicing an episode of Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck!
@johnswackyworld
@johnswackyworld 9 жыл бұрын
and hal smith the voice of owl and winnie the pooh dressed in drag as mother goose
@Rainkit
@Rainkit 9 жыл бұрын
johnswackyworld ... Oh fuck.... My childhood has just melted...
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005 4 жыл бұрын
He also did Garfield.
@aldricrodolfoiigaerlan8444
@aldricrodolfoiigaerlan8444 3 жыл бұрын
@Richard Honaker Frank started voicing Scooby-Doo in 2002.
@beastmaster0934
@beastmaster0934 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnswackyworld Great, now my childhood is ruined. Fuck you John, I hope you have a terrible day.
@davidlionheart2438
@davidlionheart2438 2 жыл бұрын
HAL SMITH?!? Hal Smith, who voiced damn near as many cartoons as Frank Welker and was Otis Campbell on "The Andy Griffith Show", as a foulmouthed Mother Goose?!?!? THAT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!
@JettBlast
@JettBlast Жыл бұрын
IKR!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
Frank Welker wut r u doing? Frank Welker stahp!
@calipurnioelreydelodio7141
@calipurnioelreydelodio7141 7 ай бұрын
It's weird to hear Hal Smith, because he was the 2nd voice of Winnie The Pooh on Disney.
@JettBlast
@JettBlast Жыл бұрын
Hal Smith!? (Otis the Mayberry town drunk) Wow he and his buddy Howard Morris (Earnest T Bass) did voice work for years! Morris was the McDonald's Hamburglar. Hal was the voice of the McDonald's Happy Meal drink Howard was the voice Mayor McCheese...they both did cartoons for years...
@stupidvampir
@stupidvampir 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, the 70's was a hell of a time to be alive
@carloscardona6587
@carloscardona6587 8 жыл бұрын
You know,despite the quality of the video, I was hoping Cinema Snob would review something that asks "What if Hanna-Barbera got into the porn industry?" and decided fairytales were better than their library to show the results. I'm disappointed that didn't happen!
@jaycorbett1662
@jaycorbett1662 8 жыл бұрын
Frank Welker was in breadwinners? That's sad
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
How?
@johnsalazar245
@johnsalazar245 3 жыл бұрын
11:29 The Wicked Witch of the Wang🧹🧙‍♀️🧪 Had me laughing hard😂
@jackcinephile7554
@jackcinephile7554 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Brandon is shocked and appalled by this movie shows that he's never read romance novels. Seriously, those are just as degenerate as this! And those novels are actually written by women for women!
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 15 күн бұрын
An I missing something or do you seriously think that there's bestiality in romance novels? Or do you mean erotic novels? Cause it's true than in those rape it's deemed aceptable within the constrains of the genre. It's fucked up but there's some historical reasoning behind it. Not suee what's the reasoning behind this gross movie.
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 9 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed this exists. Also that voice actor is apparently Legion. He is One, He is Many.
@thegrimone1318
@thegrimone1318 5 жыл бұрын
i am amazing this made it on youtube even WITH the black boxes
@Mnemoniforma9.00
@Mnemoniforma9.00 5 жыл бұрын
11:34 I love how her eyes go on fire as she's saying "wang". Also like how she pronounces each word as she's expositing her plot
@knshinn2
@knshinn2 10 жыл бұрын
Brandon, this sort of off-the-wall stuff is what needs to be seen more on your excellent show. Ignore those fools who just keep begging for more Godzilla films, they're ten-a-penny. Stuff like this, for better or worse, is much less well-known, and thus much more interesting...
@petercharleskrug
@petercharleskrug 6 жыл бұрын
2:09 Actually, films that mix live action with animation can turn out well, if it's done well: just look at "Mary Poppins", "Petes Dragon" (ORIGINAL) or "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" 18:05 Maybe it's outdated slang, but guys who like to chase women and grope them inappropriately used to be called wolves, hence a little in-joke, in that Little Red Riding Hood does indeed run into a wolf (or rather a few of them) just a different kind than in the classic story version.
@carloscardona6587
@carloscardona6587 7 жыл бұрын
Most of this movie feels like I'm watching an X-Rated Hanna-Barbera project that should be shelved for indecency. Maybe Frank Welker shouldn't mention this movie in his résumé. Animation-wise,it looks like Ruby-Spears than Hanna Barbera's usual fare!
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 4 жыл бұрын
Probably for the best.
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 3 жыл бұрын
Its HB. They produced it under a Pseudonym.
@dianajanejubilee
@dianajanejubilee 10 жыл бұрын
By far, one of the most funniest views ever! I loved the ending with you and the creepy dwarf. Hilarious! XD
@SirShwibert
@SirShwibert 6 жыл бұрын
That is the most disturbing use of Lesley Gore ever
@bored_person
@bored_person 8 жыл бұрын
My fantasies are much more fucked up.
@richardthefox3412
@richardthefox3412 5 жыл бұрын
12:41 If it weren’t for the fact that it was very NSFW, that scene would make a great meme template.
@MartletBestGirl
@MartletBestGirl 3 жыл бұрын
Dad said he would get the milk 37 years ago. I’VE BEEN HACKED!
@darkmanstudios3828
@darkmanstudios3828 5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, that opening live shot's Old Town Orange, I recognize that Army Navy Store and the street from anywhere!
@Doodles68
@Doodles68 6 жыл бұрын
Hal Smith as Mother Goose??? He was Otis the drunk from the Andy Griffith Show!
@OrangeElixir
@OrangeElixir 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, Otis The Town Drunk from The Andy Griffith Show played Mother Goose. Hal Smith was also a prolific voice actor in his day.
@niasucks_
@niasucks_ 5 жыл бұрын
Who came here because of saberspark?
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 5 жыл бұрын
Well I'd seen this before but I came back to my own misery thanks to saber
@fizzycat3506
@fizzycat3506 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@joe-lewisjavonnelson1523
@joe-lewisjavonnelson1523 5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂😂
@shereceamandahuddlin4587
@shereceamandahuddlin4587 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@theskeletonsarejudgingyou2117
@theskeletonsarejudgingyou2117 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@nickthehatmansmoviehouse2538
@nickthehatmansmoviehouse2538 6 жыл бұрын
Speaking of reviewing disney movies, you should do Black Cauldron, its kind of a cult movie
@weirdkitty07
@weirdkitty07 4 жыл бұрын
This was in the childrens section of the video store in Campbell in the late 1980s, much to the amusement of my high school classmates who rented it, and also to the chagrin of my friend's Mom who caught us and freaked out. Ha. That same store also had Overfiend the Orotodogi Demon Womb, which also freaked them out. Ha. The store closed in 1992. I wonder why? Ha lol.
@aceschubert3565
@aceschubert3565 9 жыл бұрын
Thank god this no remake of this or sequel
@LauranceDonMac
@LauranceDonMac 9 жыл бұрын
13:51 That's Frank Welker Isn't It?!
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. The same person who voiced Fred, Garfield, Megatron, and many others.
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 4 жыл бұрын
The proper voice of Garfield will always be Lorenzo Music.
@murasakiahiru
@murasakiahiru 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanangelastro504 My sister feels exactly the same though she doesn't mind Bill Murray in the live action films.
@Drforrester31
@Drforrester31 9 жыл бұрын
I loved hearing Frank Welker say all that shit. Definitely one of, if not the best there ever was
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
Still weird hearing that type of stuff coming out of Frank Welker's mouth
@jonmcintyre1144
@jonmcintyre1144 Жыл бұрын
Like hearing Bob West or Noel MacNeal swear up a storm.
@emryiles7662
@emryiles7662 9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I literally was just looking up fetishes, and macrophilia showed up. THANK YOU, EXTREME CURIOSITY.
@sigmacademy
@sigmacademy 5 жыл бұрын
Well, you know what curiosity did to the cat? XD
@baileybecker5583
@baileybecker5583 2 жыл бұрын
@@sigmacademy After watching this, I don't want to know.
@XanthinZarda
@XanthinZarda 9 жыл бұрын
I see the 1970s were as *insane* as my dad vaguely implies. Also, here's a cult classic from the same era as LSD experimentation that's whack as all get-out: Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure. Compared to this, video games were a visit to sanity!
@Canadamus_Prime
@Canadamus_Prime 5 жыл бұрын
I cannot imagine who could possibly get off to this.
@BroomPusher2024
@BroomPusher2024 5 жыл бұрын
You're not supposed to. You're supposed to get thoroughly stoned and laugh at it. This was made in the 70s, after all.
@deathglock496
@deathglock496 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah what kind of loser would? Right?!
@leonardoserna8988
@leonardoserna8988 4 жыл бұрын
Anime freaks🤣🤣
@GagsAnimation
@GagsAnimation 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen The Modifuckers?
@sabrinaleedance
@sabrinaleedance 5 жыл бұрын
Well it was the 70s, I wouldnt doubt it if everyone in this movie was on coke. Makes sense too
@sargemcmoogle9517
@sargemcmoogle9517 6 жыл бұрын
This movie really makes me wonder how much hope can humanity have.
@UndyingZombie
@UndyingZombie 5 жыл бұрын
Sailor moon has been underage for.. 20+ years now? :P
@BigK13372
@BigK13372 5 жыл бұрын
Underage here in the states, yeah. But in Japan . . .
@italiansoldierfromww2460
@italiansoldierfromww2460 5 жыл бұрын
@@BigK13372 FBI open up
@charleswalker8262
@charleswalker8262 4 жыл бұрын
OK....................did EVERYONE in her anime KNEW she did this, or did she keep it a MAJOR secret???
@Nx57ytre
@Nx57ytre 3 жыл бұрын
Shit, this is like anti-porn for anyone without a freak fetish.
@manband20
@manband20 10 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda shocked the Cinema Snob never review this :/ also congrats on ruining Snow White for me Brandon!!!! Oh who am I kidding... Fable's backstory for Snow White did that long ago... :P
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 9 жыл бұрын
that reminds me, i need to buy the Telltale game about that series.
@Dragonrider1227
@Dragonrider1227 9 жыл бұрын
Well, there's SOOO much porn out there and he's only one man
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
Fables shows that even Fairy Tale characters have potty mouths.
@CHCHuser
@CHCHuser 9 жыл бұрын
Some of these jokes I would expect from the Cinema Snob (which is a good thing BTW).
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he stumbled across this film at some point
@joe-lewisjavonnelson1523
@joe-lewisjavonnelson1523 5 жыл бұрын
Poor little Red tho... 😰
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 жыл бұрын
My guess is that afterwards, Little Red Riding Hood gets AIDS, chlamydia, crabs, and gonorrhea. "STDs, gotta catch 'em all!"
@drawingdragon8365
@drawingdragon8365 8 жыл бұрын
Please do watership down or plague dogs
@Hulkzilla0
@Hulkzilla0 10 жыл бұрын
This Movie..... Exists?!?!?!?!?! No Wolf, Hell No!!! XD
@UltimateThanos
@UltimateThanos 10 жыл бұрын
Agreed! Although if he was in it I doubt he'd look anything like Bigby. :/
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
@@UltimateThanos Well, we have seen other Movies and TV Shows (Live Action or Animated) that were even weirder than this
@lizardprotector
@lizardprotector 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you wanna know how the beanstalk gets created?" (I start shaking my head) "Are ya sure ya wanna know?" (I now look like a headbanger who's gotten vertical and horizontal mixed up) "Okay. Here it is." ... (I was blocking it out with my hand and I still cried out in disgust.)
@cdevil9488
@cdevil9488 Жыл бұрын
Oh, good grief... I've watched a few dozen of your videos now, and this one made me damn near fall out of my chair, I was laughing so hard! Best one yet!
@TheRhuen
@TheRhuen 9 жыл бұрын
This is actually in the adult section of a local Family Video.
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005
@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005 4 жыл бұрын
It turns out Frank Welker, who was in this film, was the same person who voiced Garfield from THE GARFIELD SHOW. I CAN'T BREATHE.
@garthdavis4320
@garthdavis4320 5 жыл бұрын
Jack was voiced by Frank Welker?! I haven’t heard of this movie until now.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
Neither did I
@clownhead5918
@clownhead5918 2 жыл бұрын
What would happen if Disney and Hanna Barbara cartoons had a child with Playboy and Penthouse Magazines.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
13:56, I was also shocked and surprised to hear Frank Welker's voice in this Film, too. Never thought I see, or hear, the day when Frank Welker provides the voice of a character in a Triple-X Rated movie. And who on earth said most TV Shows and Movies had to be Family Friendly or even had to be meant for Kids of all ages?
@tahustvedt
@tahustvedt 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, that's a vulva cupcake.
@batzgameguru
@batzgameguru 5 жыл бұрын
That's enough internet for today lol
@trcsonic
@trcsonic 4 жыл бұрын
Hanna Barbera's artstyle. Plus, the green witch looks exactly like the witch from Popeye.
@liquidcatt8247
@liquidcatt8247 4 жыл бұрын
5 years and I'm amazed KZfaq hasn't demonetized this but Sabersparks
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 4 жыл бұрын
This movie would make Interspecies Reviewers look tame.
@galloe8933
@galloe8933 5 жыл бұрын
While flipping through the channels as a child I saw the Jack in the giant clip, and it made me feel many things but horny was not one of them. I don't know why it was on, or what channel but if anyone asked I would say it was Cinamax for sure.
@LauranceDonMac
@LauranceDonMac 9 жыл бұрын
4:07 Deeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!
@jackhamilton9604
@jackhamilton9604 9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wishes that he did this review with cinema snob ?
@Thedragonlover95
@Thedragonlover95 7 жыл бұрын
Well we could see who can modotone the best,
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Hamilton he sounds s shit ton like Brad.
@grimlyfiendish5579
@grimlyfiendish5579 5 жыл бұрын
Cinema Snob is too busy reviewing boring ass Christian films now.
@butlerstarheart9679
@butlerstarheart9679 10 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon Tenold here a Treat for you, the director who made Fritz the cat was Ralph Bakshi he's a director of animated and mix with Live-Action. I've seen Heavy Traffic, Coonskin, and Wizards, but not 6 films. I was wondering if your going to review One of those films.
@j.e.pouccoui3
@j.e.pouccoui3 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bdJ4dqthqcmzZKM.html
@kameronbowers432
@kameronbowers432 Жыл бұрын
You know considering youtube recently removed Brandon's story of riki video, I'm genuinely surprised that they didn't removed this and his wicked city video.
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 6 ай бұрын
Why exactly did they?Considering how he censors all the naughty bits?
@kameronbowers432
@kameronbowers432 6 ай бұрын
@@florinivan6907 I'm not really sure to be honest with you.
@volactic5240
@volactic5240 2 жыл бұрын
Teacher : why are you laughing. Me : nothing my brain 19:33
@willlyon7129
@willlyon7129 7 жыл бұрын
The orignial fairy tales were full of sex and violence then you might expect. In the Charles Little Red Ridding Hood story is about stranger danger/pedophilia, and the older version of Sleeping Beauty aka Sun, Moon and Talia by Giambattista Basile, the princess got raped by the King when she was in her coma.
@Dinossword
@Dinossword 10 жыл бұрын
I already knew about Frank Welker from Megatron, Scooby Doo and any other cartoon character including Godzilla believe it or not. Still this one review is very horny.
@kronkprime
@kronkprime 10 жыл бұрын
really what voices did he do
@seandewar47
@seandewar47 9 жыл бұрын
He also voice the snake from both anoconda and python, not to mention shao kahn at one point
@kronkprime
@kronkprime 9 жыл бұрын
really
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Жыл бұрын
He was also Sharptooth, and to a lesser extent (due to Sharptooth’s roars becoming stock sound effects), the Dragonzord and Obsidius.
@teddyfilli3079
@teddyfilli3079 Жыл бұрын
He's also carious Geroge!!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
Frank Welker wut r u doing? Frank Welker stahp!
@LaDracul
@LaDracul 9 жыл бұрын
Good God, Frank Welker?! My childhood has been raped.
@LaDracul
@LaDracul 9 жыл бұрын
I know it was from one of the Hanna-Barber animators as well...I stand by my "childhood is raped" comment.
@AvengerII
@AvengerII 9 жыл бұрын
+LaDracul You'll be even more disappointed after I tell you this.. The guy who created Garfield (the cat) also worked in animation. He was one of the animators on the film, Fritz the Cat, which was one of Ralph Bakshi's first feature films (if not the first). I really don't care for porn myself and care even less for the animated versions of it. I can do with a little bit of violence but Legend of the Overfiend and Elfen Lied were a bit too much where I'm concerned... As far as Bakshi goes, he's a mediocre director at best. I've seen 2-3 of his movies and that was enough for me. I had Fritz the Cat on DVD for all of about two seconds...
@JonSnow-yf1gl
@JonSnow-yf1gl 7 жыл бұрын
Let's hope he just really needed the money
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
Fritz the Cat was actually a comic strip by robert crumb, and then he killed off the character after being displeased by the movie.
@noahbossier1131
@noahbossier1131 5 жыл бұрын
@@AvengerII No he was not that is a diffrent Jim Davis. www.lambiek.net/artists/d/davis-jim.htm
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 Жыл бұрын
Frank Welker wasn't the only notable person involved with this What-The-Fuckery. Apparently, the film was animated by a bunch of then and former animators who worked for Hanna-Barbera.
@lesserz6310
@lesserz6310 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Brandon, I saw short clips on Pornhub of some of these. They were in the recommends when i was looking up Zone Tan videos of Modifuckers, XXXtreme Ghostbusters, Teen Titans, and ZTV videos. Now I've got the title names, I can go find them, watch them, and add them to my memory vault. So I can say I've seen the full movies.
@PyroPikmin500VivianShadowGirl
@PyroPikmin500VivianShadowGirl 5 жыл бұрын
This is so disturbing...😨
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 6 жыл бұрын
8:17 Harvey Weinstein: The Early Years
@comicreaperharry3723
@comicreaperharry3723 3 жыл бұрын
17:04 that face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, that's the face I make when I watch Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, Frank Welker. I love you but HOLY and SHIT. And I'm surprised they made the male Giant a buff, lumberjack looking dude. With the way this movie was going, I thought they were going to make him super ugly and dumpy but I guess it's a....SURPRISE?
@BigK13372
@BigK13372 5 жыл бұрын
Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid The giant was basically the only saving grace when it comes to the male characters designs.
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 5 жыл бұрын
Saberspark should have watched this before posting his own review And hey! It _still_ hasn’t been struck down for _copyright infringement_ And I wish you would keep up the creative censoring 23:40 you could review THE ISLAND ON TOP OF THE WORLD
@trentonhamilton645
@trentonhamilton645 5 жыл бұрын
4:32 LMAO!!!!!😁😂🤣☠️👻 so that's where the kids WB frog came from
@jonmcintyre1144
@jonmcintyre1144 Жыл бұрын
7:10 That sounds like a legit adult film company
@trevorrandom
@trevorrandom 5 жыл бұрын
Some creative use of clipart in this...
@thEannoyingE
@thEannoyingE 3 күн бұрын
I don’t know why a saucy bridge troll was so funny in this, but it’s fucking hilarious.
@wildroses2009
@wildroses2009 8 жыл бұрын
Liked because any KZfaq clip that makes me laugh so hard I have to pause the video for 30 seconds deserves it. (It was Brandon tacking himself on the end of happily ever after that specifically provoked the uncontrollable laughter. I'm kind of tempted to make that my desktop background).
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 4 жыл бұрын
2:10 Nonsense! It worked with Who Framed Roger Rabbit, didn’t it?
@LauranceDonMac
@LauranceDonMac 9 жыл бұрын
5:45 You Know I'm Realizing I Owe The Japanese A Huge Huge Apology Right Now.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
I bet he does
@The_finestsocialworker
@The_finestsocialworker 4 жыл бұрын
Mother Goose? Looks more like Father Goose in drag lol. Who are you trying to fool 70s?
@heighbeut99
@heighbeut99 8 жыл бұрын
This movie was so sinful, the commercial break was a Ramadan lesson bookended by prayer
@GoGojiraGo
@GoGojiraGo 3 жыл бұрын
Should have had the Fairy Godmother use Sharptooth's roars at one point, since Welker voiced him, too.
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Жыл бұрын
And to a lesser extent, the Dragonzord and Obsidius (due to Sharptooth’s roars becoming stock sound effect used in many later projects, including Power Rangers and Godzilla: Unleashed).
@spencerpetunia8268
@spencerpetunia8268 5 жыл бұрын
Subscribed! Also, they missed the opportunity of a lifetime in not having the movie be about Pimpy the troll lol!
@MsDjessa
@MsDjessa 6 жыл бұрын
I think problem with movies like this it throws too many things at the screen at once. Sure many have weird fetishes (I sure do) but even if they manage to please one fetish of someone, something else in the same movie is going to turn them off.
@KuronekoBonbon
@KuronekoBonbon 9 жыл бұрын
Why does Mother Goose reminded me of Owl from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh? Is that the same actor who did the role of Owl?
@TMNIsaac
@TMNIsaac 9 жыл бұрын
Kuroneko Bonbon yep
@johnswackyworld
@johnswackyworld 9 жыл бұрын
***** shocking isnt it?? hal smith otis campbellthe drunk of mayberry
@TMNIsaac
@TMNIsaac 9 жыл бұрын
johnswackyworld this movie also has Frank Welker who did jack, prince and other characters.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
1:38, I'm shocked you got away with it by leaving that scene uncensored and didn't get this video demonitized.
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 10 жыл бұрын
Welker was even Niblet on the South Park episode "KORN's Groovy Pirate's Adventure."
@EpicPour99
@EpicPour99 10 жыл бұрын
this is too much, even for me
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