I lost it at "Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his own Soul."

Naura Hayden was my great aunt! So cool to see a family member in film!

The Musicman meets Count Dracula and Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his Own Soul are absolute gems, too bad not even the martians managed to convice Brandom to review them.

The red filter may be memorable but It's also headache inducing.

"After my cat died, that means I never had one" Then why did you have the carrier, Bran? Why'd you have the carrier?

Did the Virtual Boy steal that technology for their console? Because that's what it reminds me of.

All those red filter shots and not a single Virtual Boy joke? I don't know if I should be disappointed, or proud that you were able to show that kind of restraint.

"The hell with radiation let's go". That sold this movie for me.

The rat bat spider is worth the watch. Thank you Brandon.

Well, if it was filmed through Smucker’s, it *has* to be good!

Brandon that’s a UK poster so the X was normal for the time! In the 50s and 60s, it was par for the course for monster movies, no matter how cheesy they may seem now, to get an X in UK. But it meant no one under 16 could go see it. The X was abolished and replaced with 18 certificate in ‘82 precisely because of the stigma porn placed on the X as a symbol. Great review as always though, man!

2:28 What a subtle way to tell the audience: "Stay away from the TV and go to a movie instead. We have color."

A Brandon review of a 1950s movie. A rare treat.

Brandon jokes in this that his cat died, but in the Terrorvision review (a year earlier), we see his cat. Rest is Peace kitty.

"if we only knew what and how he was infected we might know how to combat the virus." 8yrs of medical school training and 30yrs as a practicing physician. there's no way a person with less medical training would have ever known that knowing what, where, when and how you got sick could go a long way to making you better.

YAAAY more 50's movies! We finally get to hear your take on the Rat-Bat-Spider

That was hilarious! Especially the part about the well-it's-not-here-now bit.

Ah a 50's movie in *SPACE!!!!* Also on the angriest most red planet of them all.

Better than what I feared, I thought her flash-back was gonna end up being Sam's dream after reading his sci fi book.

Irish’s battle with the killer plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s struggle with the octopus 🐙 in Bride of the Monster.

Wow. I stumbled on this when I first got Netflix and recognized it when I was a kid. It scared the hell out of me back then.

Aww Yeah. I Felt as if i had seen that rat,bat,spider monster somewhere.... Then Brandon mentions the Misfits. Thank you for being so cool/awesome.... First The mention of FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY's 'Mindphaser' in the Gunhed, now this. Sweet.

Wait, I thought this had Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and a killer robot?

The only thing that rocket ship crew is missing is Dennis Reynalds explaining the "Implications" of when they're alone in space

7:09 Back when this review came out, I assumed that was your way to say that the fluffball we saw in the "TerrorVision" review was no longer with us. Thankfully I was proven wrong in the Q&A milestone video.

I might actually watch "Frankenstein Meets Fred Astaire". Probably resembles a massively extended version of the "Presenting the Creature/Puttin' On the Ritz" scene from "Young Frankenstein". Except with really good dancing.

Is it just me, or is that crew basically the Fantastic Four?

It makes my month when I discover a new channel like this. Great stuff, Brandon! Made another new fan for as long as you make videos.

Godzilla Goes to Beach College confirmed for the next review

People of Earth, do not bring your ass back to mars... seriously the Void Dragon is pissed.

I love this movie. Especially the design for the rat-bat-monster.

I'd pay to see Mr. Magoo on Blood Island.

"...and Female Guy." 🤣

I would watch the following, if they existed: Frankenstein's Beach Party Tony, The 6-month-old Gangster Attack of Hitler's Left Foot Ten Little Rabbis Gaydar, The Most Unfortunately Named Monster Attack of the 50-foot Foot The Day The Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit The Day of The Weasel

It feels like the Mars scenes were made for the Virtual Boy

Yes! I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was crazy but fun back then. Nice work as always, man!

This IS a classic, in its own way. Sheer pulp fiction from the '30s, finally making it to film in the '50s.

This film along with"the wizard of mars" and" flight to mars" are three of the very best classic b grade treasures of sci fi

LoL, I second for 'Mr. Magoo on Blood Island', how can that not be awesome!

"When I call you by name, you'll know it." I'm gonna try that line.

I saw a 35mm print of this movie at a film museum a few years ago and the Cinemagic effect is great at dividing the film into two parts; blue or silver for Planet Earth and red for Mars.

Some of those monsters look pretty amazing!

Great review. Always loved this movie. Sorta misspelled Enshohma's name in the credit though. You wrote Ehshoma :P

Love the Wayne's World effect.I don't have any special requests on what movie you review you make everyone of them hilarious.

Wait, I thought this was a movie about Mars, why are the Neptune Men bombarding Brandon with Godzilla requests? His fanbase reaches far and wide, don't it? Super cool review as always, plus it furthers the theory that 80 percent of all grinders are metallic blue. The hi-pitched noises in this movie scared me as a kid, along with the ManBearPig's huge scary face after they blind it, and even with color, it's got the spirit of B&W sci fi.. but when it comes to the survivor account format, I think Matango did it better~

Finally! I've been wanting this reviewed by you for years and it did not disappoint!

I dig the variety. Keep it up!

I liked the Red Filter effect, but it clashed which the full colour scenes when it changed back. I think the red filter would work better with black and white for the other scenes

Wanna draw some of those Creatures!✨

Love the photo at 0:35 The monster's facial expressions had me on the floor laughing !

That blob/jellyfish thing gave me a bruised rib from laughing.

I haven’t seen this movie for a long time! Thank you for making this review video of The Angry Red Planet, Brandon!

I'm shocked Colonel O'Bannon wasn't a better leader. After all , he's got experience voicing Reed Richards AND Green Lantern, so this planet shouldn't have come as a big surprise to him.

they didn't land on mars there trapped inside an unreleased virtual boy game

The exterior Mars scenes were shot with a Virtual Boy.

Brandon: Please review "The Stuff".

In high school I found a book with the same name and read it. It was about going to Mars but it was the plant monster that was the intelligent life forms: all martians were different types of plants and that particular one was the enemy and it did try to eat one of the humans as it was from a carnivorous species but the human was rescued at the last minute. Then some disaster struck and they had to leave. They did try to bring one of the friendly plants back with them but it died due to the G forces of the lift off. It seemed to be a children's book as no humans died in it.

The Dinosaurs That Devoured Detroit...considering I live in Windsor, I'd pay good money for that one.

I can’t believe the “dark alley” line made it past 50s censors.

I would love to see someone try to make a mock-up of that pinball machine from the intro.

im not gonna lie, if i saw the Spider-Bat-Rat when i was little, it probably would give me nightmares to this day

Europe AND Foghat?! 10/10. I LOL'd at most of this review -- good stuff, Maynard!

The background sets were done in ‘Etch-A-Sketch-O-Rama-Vision’: plain old pencil drawings on newsprint.

"Ten Little Rabbis" is okay, but "Frankenstein Beach Party" is a true classic!

7:30-9:12 STOP THE REDDDDD!!! IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING THIS REVIEW THROUGH A FUCKING VIRTUAL BOY!!!!!

Norman Maurer was Moe Howard's son-in-law, and basically made sure the 3 stooges became famous in the 60s

I LOVE your channel. Keep it up!

Every one of those movie titles at the end....I want them all to exist! I need this! "The Milkman Kills At Night"!

16:09 - I wonder who did that deep manly Martian voice? I bet the man is a gorgeous genius beyond compare. ;)

"Why'd'ya lissen ta Tony?! HE'S SIX MONTHS OLD!!!"

You were merely amusing but when "Slow Ride" blasted out of the reel to reel, I lost it! Best part!

If it was a Rat "Bat" Spider...shouldn't it have been Blind already?

The rat-bat-spider's roar is the same roar that was used for the American version of Varan The Unbelievable.

Brandon, this movie was made in the early '60's, _not_ the '50's. And the reason TV was still black and white then was because color sets were still a novelty then ( with only one or two shows in color, like _The Adventures of Superman_ and _Science Fiction Theater_ [each show was in color for one season.]) Other than that, great video.

Night of the lepus

Just imagine what happens when they see Nosferatu filmed 30 years prior and find out you can tint your negatives in different colors for every scene! And ones that don't burn your eyes to boot! What an innovation that will be! Also, I call it Virtual-Boy-O-Vision.

Yes! Got both Final Countdown and Slow Ride jokes in!

For fans of obscure Uk pop-trivia: the rat-bat-spider was repurposed as “The Thing” in the classic Top-Trumps Horror vol. I (Dracula) deck.

I like the way you keep the snark lite and use more wit.

“Looks like they filmed through a can of strawberry Smuckers?” More like Brandon watched it through a Virtual Boy.

The name of this movie for the 50's The Angry soviet red communist planet

I have a nickname for the rat bat spider “the Crapider”

I own this movie and I love it. Good Job Mr. Tenold.

Such a well done movie. It sure scared me as a little kid. Golden Age Sci-Fi at its best!

Female Guy’s struggle with the tentacle plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s death in Bride of the Monster. Surprised 😲 not to find any hentai references in the review.

When I saw this on TV many years ago, the TV was a black and white one. So I didn't see it in colour and didn't know it was in colour until I saw this video.

Remember renting it in the 90s. Had a weird vhs cover. It had a picture of the planet Mars and below it a distorted picture of a city skyline

Classic! Thanks Brandon!

I would of loved to see the city.

Did anyone notice that the ship's computer was provided by the Burroughs Company. Burroughs B205 hardware has appeared as props in many Hollywood television and film productions from the late 1950s. For example, a B205 console was often shown in the television series Batman as the Bat Computer; also as the computer in Lost in Space. B205 tape drives were often seen in series such as The Time Tunnel and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.[15] Craig Ferguson, American talk show host, comedian and actor was a Burroughs apprentice in Cumbernauld, Scotland.

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Ego is the Angry Red Planet Only TRUE Marvel fans will get the joke

🎶Beware of the Blob! It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor...🎶

Pausing at 5:03 the comic book cover looks like it was inspiration for the "Galaxy of Terror" vhs cover.

I've been watching your reviews for the last few years and this one has maybe my favorite post-credit clip so far! I loved this film as a boy (and I mostly saw it in b&w, thus in half-Cinemagic!). Still, I was always SO psyched when it was on. It's a solid good time on Mars! I like Iris a lot, I like Dr. Quest, I like the Jay Leno character, I only (even as a child) hated the Captain, who uses what I call "handsome acting", even though he's not all that! Still, it's a fun and atmospheric ride (great musical score as well).

Wow I'm so glad that you made that Misfits reference!!!

simply Virtual Boy's first attempt in portable movie watching experience, 3 decades before Nintendo was established

Oh man, I just love your reviews and sense of humor. You should do "Bloodrayne" starring Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, Udo Kier, Michael Paré, Meat Loaf, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, and Geraldine Chaplin. And it's directed by Udo Kier! If you can sit through this movie, anything is possible!

14:40 Heh. The way those dials are positioned makes it look like it says CBC.

lol, nearly choked on my coffee at that final countdown gag.