"I've written 5 extra novels in the past 2 days" is maybe the best cut
@thosava2 жыл бұрын
What about: «80 or 90 secret books instead of over a hundred»?
@sophiarose032 жыл бұрын
Still laughing my ass off
@nicholasterry65232 жыл бұрын
IDK, that last line is pretty priceless.
@leonmayne7972 жыл бұрын
'I really do enjoy a healthy amount of work/life balance. At least I did, eventually it started to feel like a chore.' That's so brutally funny.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Eventually he will rid himself of earthy shackles and becoming the sentient incarnation of well paced novels.
@KrazyKyle-ij9vb2 жыл бұрын
Me when I entered high school
@TheBrock25252 жыл бұрын
@@benfrediscool 🤣🤣😭😭
@dahump2 жыл бұрын
@@benfrediscool He long ago picked up the Shard of Creativity!
@udbhavseth7992 жыл бұрын
i spat out all the milk (read: all) i was drinking. i don't know why i still drink milk
@JackSather2 жыл бұрын
"i was overwhelmed by the "time for my family" that is what was truly exhausting." that made me laugh so hard
@abhiramboralkar57822 жыл бұрын
Hold on. Are you the same guy who made those videos about Ubisoft and Elden Ring?
@zlcoolboy2 жыл бұрын
It do be like that
@JackSather2 жыл бұрын
@@abhiramboralkar5782 LOL
@abhiramboralkar57822 жыл бұрын
@@JackSather you make great videos. Keep it up! I’d really appreciate a video about the Cosmere at some point if you can.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! Both your facial hair and your hair hair are the stuff of legends. IMMACULATE. My receding hair line cries out in a jealous rage.
@Señor-Donjusticia2 жыл бұрын
Brandon’s wife is going to be working hard delivering all those books.
@EightDashEight2 жыл бұрын
I think she must training to take over for Santa
@darrenpinnegar98532 жыл бұрын
he married Santa
@mylo97532 жыл бұрын
@@EightDashEight Fr 😂
@Plaid022 жыл бұрын
"If there's anything I've trained you to expect from me, it's a good, old-fashioned... 120 full-length novels." That it is, meme Sanderson.
@andrewraddatz30995 ай бұрын
"Theres always another secret novel" -Kelsier sanderson
@chalkdust3552 жыл бұрын
"Scaling back, in this context, meant 80 or 90 secret books instead of over a hundred." 🤣
@nvwest2 жыл бұрын
“Fewer books. Yes, but not by a significant margin.”
@Bt-cq6te2 жыл бұрын
@@nvwest only 10 to 20 book diff. brando sando cld write finish those in 2 days
@wmd88402 жыл бұрын
I would totally back a Kickstarter for “Andextronophul: In Secret.”
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Not his typical genre, but a page turner guaranteed.
@jazzbassboy2 жыл бұрын
“If you leave me alone too long, in particular, emotionally and mentally, I love it” 😂
@Varntex2 жыл бұрын
When Brandon said he loves when art inspires art, I don't think this is what he had in mind
@ericjenkins58152 жыл бұрын
I think this is exactly what he had in mind.
@toothfairy101332 жыл бұрын
i think he would love this video tbh
@thoroughbookreviews46272 жыл бұрын
You dont know that
@pratikmandal13502 жыл бұрын
This video has been invested with the shard of Cremposting.
@Casey0932 жыл бұрын
"The fans are mocking me. I have to repay them by doing MORE than 120 secret novels. Give me a week."
@zacharygralinski9412 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to meet Emily as she delivers my secret books
@reywashere52842 жыл бұрын
At midnight on the first of the month.
@wingracer16142 жыл бұрын
@@reywashere5284 Sorry, but she has to be at my place at midnight the first of every month so you will have to wait your turn, LOL
@colinmetzger67552 жыл бұрын
Emily confirmed Santa.
@ZolYinPodcast2 жыл бұрын
I was able to hold it together until he said "and in April, 8 more secret novels." And I was choking by the time he said his wife will deliver these to your door at midnight. That was gold. Great cut, you're very talented.
@Pendragoongp2 жыл бұрын
He wrote ten novels in the time it took you to edit this video, and one more in the time it took us to watch it.
@brentclouse77912 жыл бұрын
A new novel every 3 days! What did we do to deserve this?!
@karalynzemene8752 жыл бұрын
10/10, would buy shirt that says "andextronophel (in secret)"
@azulAdLib2 жыл бұрын
"my wife is an extremely useful way for us in getting books for everyone. For example, if you get the print books my wife will be delivering it directly to you on midnight the first of the appropriate months" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
@MrJonnyPasta2 жыл бұрын
Up until the "I've written 5 extra novels in the last 2 days." After that point my sides were aching I was laughing so much. This is awesome
@kieran.grant_2 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed by the relative restraint with the explosions, but "secret book" 5-6 times in a row was a worth substitute. Humor aside, you did a brilliant job editing this. I know exactly how hard it can be to clip audio of people talking like that, and I have mad respect for how long it must've taken you to get it all just right.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thank you I appreciate the kind words! I spent more time looking into Brandon's eyes than I'm entirely comfortable with.
@rottenappple37162 жыл бұрын
@@benfrediscool hey, I get it.
@tejas45672 жыл бұрын
It was edited🤯 I thought it was true😅
@kieran.grant_2 жыл бұрын
@@tejas4567 bruh
@keithwinget34502 жыл бұрын
At the rate he writes, let's see how well this ages... In before he hits his head, sees this video, believes he actually promised this and then does it. :P
@MichChats2 жыл бұрын
Please for the love of god do everything in your power to have him react to this video.
@athormaximoff46342 жыл бұрын
Haha I recently saw a similar meme video where Brandon said he had written 5 novels in secret. The cuts were harder to spot tho.
@pressfinchat2 жыл бұрын
can you link the video :0
@athormaximoff46342 жыл бұрын
@@pressfinchat It was this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bMddnpmWxrqRmoU.html
@punkdigerati2 жыл бұрын
But he did write 5 novels in secret
@athormaximoff46342 жыл бұрын
@@punkdigerati haha imagine if it was real, it would elevate the "Brandon writes at inhuman speed" to another level
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
I believe that video was deepfaked... I mean, only 5? Entirely unrealistic for Mr. Sanderson.
@MrItsmee172 жыл бұрын
Man I was laughing all the way through
@sampew16052 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! Most of the edits I've seen are much shorter. This made me laugh out loud multiple times. I'm to share it. Thank you
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words!
@xcalicojack2 жыл бұрын
"my wife will deliver these secret books right to your door" is the part that got me.
@katharineengan86105 ай бұрын
Brando Sando announced another Secret Novel today (a year after you posted this). I laughed so hard at this edit that my jaw hurt, I was in tears, and my nose started running. I can't believe this never hit my feed last year!!
@awesometurtle202 жыл бұрын
yess give him more ideas so there are hundreds of books for me to read to my grandchildren when I'm old xD
@geegox24592 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
I once asked myself after re-reading Way of Kings for the 3rd time... can one ever have too much Brando Sando? The answer is no.
@Blizzhobbs2 жыл бұрын
Reading one sanderson book to your grandchildren would already be a large undertaking lol. Even mistborn book 1 is over 200,000 words, unless you're reading to them every night for 5 hours that's gonna take a while. What a serious commitment you've got haha
@geegox24592 жыл бұрын
@@Blizzhobbs Just tell them to read it themselves then? I read mistborn book 1 in 2-3 days.
@martinsing70822 жыл бұрын
how many grandchildren do you intend to have?
@g0mu032 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely incredible. It's really well edited, the cuts are made perfectly and it actually sounds like something Brando would say (not really but you get the idea). I laughed a ton, and for that, thanks.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words!
@xhazlas25725 ай бұрын
What a time to revisit this classic
@CarlyAndJason2 жыл бұрын
They seem to run out of SECRET BOOKS hahaha this is flipping amazing!
@chiokjarse2 жыл бұрын
Bad news is that only 90 secret novels are in the cosmere each on a new planet.
@ZelphTheWebmancer2 жыл бұрын
I bet in 2023 Brandon Sanderson will write 120 novels. In 3 days. This man is unstoppable.
@jonathanhowe85352 жыл бұрын
It’s like a YTP, and I love it
@Gstrangeman962 жыл бұрын
I think my brain is wired wrong. YTPs, when done well (like this one) absolutely bend me over with laughter like no other type of content. The bit where he had Sando go down the months and just add more and more books each month had me in tears.
@kingcrimson41332 жыл бұрын
It IS a YTP
@Liesmith4242 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until Brandon's wife fires a rolled-up manuscript through your window with a t-shirt cannon at midnight.
@tangerinebasket2 жыл бұрын
can’t wait for emily sanderson to show up on 30,000 different doorsteps midnight january first
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
She killed Tim Alan and obtained his Santa "clause" powers so it'll be a piece of cake for her.
@august18372 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece! Can’t wait for the 120 secret novels delivered by his wife
@jeremygriggs15612 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. Thank you! I hope Brandon gets to see this.
@altheacain29422 жыл бұрын
Sanderson needs to see this
@Petrichor_Pyroclast2 жыл бұрын
3:35 I love how, when he says "fewer books", the book pile briefly gets larger.
@Maidaseu2 жыл бұрын
That "wife sequence" was utter genius
@michaelcherokee89062 жыл бұрын
I saw his original real announcement and rewatched it three times and laughed harder each time, now got to the same section as what made me laugh last time and laughed yet harder. Why does this just keep getting funnier? It's like a self-reinforcing cycle of funny now.
@Asylia59112 жыл бұрын
GUYS I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW _120_ SECRET NOVELS
@madiantin2 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing out loud. Fantastic! And the editing! Chef's kiss. Favourite line: 0:46 "Now I love pie". =D. Don't we all, Mr. Sanderson, don't we all.
@YamiSpyroX2 жыл бұрын
"We used to love the World of Cosmere but eventually it started to feel like a chore." 'Kate Reading & Michael Kramer'
@raevar97792 жыл бұрын
I have written 5 extra novels in the last two *days* Great cut
@marythompson46482 жыл бұрын
I spent most of the video laughing out loud. Amazing. Thank you.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@TheOriginalCameron2 жыл бұрын
My wife will personally bring them to you.
@zlcoolboy2 жыл бұрын
Gotta figure out a way to assist the work life balance lol
@nicholasleung23902 жыл бұрын
my favorite part was how brandon's wide both became "extremely useful for getting us secret novels" and also will be delivering them like santa claus in the middle of the night on the first month of the year
@12factortest2 жыл бұрын
I saw this title and laughed my @$$ off.
@MarkusAldawn2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is so surreal because i love Sanderson's work but I just haven't been paying attention to what he's been doing since Quarantine started, when I got ill summer of 2019 and devoured all of the Stormlight Archive books while laying beside the toilet. The juxtaposition between my physical and mental states was truly remarkable. If you told me this man had written eight bibles worth of novels since that week spent blearily prying my eyes open to shove more Sanderson into my mind, I'd believe you. I'm also pretty sure I heard Sanderson read me a plot revision to do with Pattern originally being evil in my head around day three, one that as far as I can tell, I simply made up. So at this point I'd believe just about anything, including the idea that Sanderson will be releasing eight books per hour until his demands (more books) are met.
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
This was a well written retelling of a fever dream experience you had and I loved reading it.
@Critical1ce5 ай бұрын
I feel like this needs a sequel now because the energy in the videos he’s been releasing these past few days just gives this video’s energy x20
@AffordableWellness2 жыл бұрын
This is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a very long time. Its still funny when rewatching! Great job!
@corybishop3084Ай бұрын
I love how rewatchable this video is. I keep coming back to it and it's always funny af.
@darrenpinnegar98532 жыл бұрын
you managed to make the actual secret project release seem small. good jorb
@rubyraptor2 жыл бұрын
actually had me laughing the whole time secret books
@ZonsoAvalune2 жыл бұрын
There's always another secret book.
@danielthornton20462 жыл бұрын
This must be what tomorrow's announcement is about.
@CLAYZERFUL2 жыл бұрын
Man I can't wait for his wife to personally deliver the books to me at the beginning of each month
@VentusxBBSxSpero2 жыл бұрын
The Santa Claus of SECRET BOOKS, with Kaladin at the front of the Sleigh (Bridge) and the rest of Bridge 4 as the remaining reindeer
@iBenBrown2 жыл бұрын
Siskel and Ebert called and they gave this 4 secret novels!
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
That's a very high rating indeed.
@Deimnos Жыл бұрын
*Publishers screaming in incomprehensible terror in the corner*
@MyopicTurtle2 жыл бұрын
So this is what we have to do to make a meme he won't out-write.
@natecanavanar46962 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and trouble breathing! Love it!😂
@Lunakitz2 жыл бұрын
ROTFL!! This is amazing! Thank you for giving us this amazing gift (secret novels)!🤣🤣🤣
@nikolatasev49482 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas! You saw what happened when Daniel Greene told him to have a backlog. Now he will have a goal for next year!
@followingnohadonpodcast2 жыл бұрын
This is very very funny, nice job
@mulf48122 жыл бұрын
Even as a time traveler I can't forget the 2026 kickstarter of Brando Sando
@Crisilac2 жыл бұрын
AAaaahhhh... this video alone has earned a subscription. Well done!
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Subscription worthy!? You do me too great an honor sir! Thanks for watching!
@holdenringle36155 ай бұрын
Back after the 631st secret book
@aceanimations32142 жыл бұрын
"my wife will deliver it directly to you at midnight the first of every month" lmao
@TheBrock25252 жыл бұрын
I hope someone shows this to Brandon.
@amysbookjourney2 жыл бұрын
This is 120% acurate 🤣
@thomaspitter32292 жыл бұрын
Omg, I have to contain myself so hard from laughing out loud, definitly NSFW
@danelarsen91842 жыл бұрын
I tried so hard not to laugh watching this. My coworkers probably think I'm having a stroke
@beardieboy84585 ай бұрын
it aged like fine old wine :D
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
“I would expect nothing less”
@thoroughbookreviews46272 жыл бұрын
The level of genius in this video is awesome. I love this.
@Wanderwilderreading2 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely cackling, thank you for this
@tanishmathur97832 жыл бұрын
wife joke was amazing
@greeningthings2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard to this I feel bad I didn't film a reaction! Well done!
@dallinwise759811 ай бұрын
I watched this. Then I turned the speed down to 1x and rewatched. Well done
@benfrediscool11 ай бұрын
That's high praise. :D
@michaelvillastrigo63082 жыл бұрын
Sanderson should see this!!! He'd probably laugh just as hard as us!
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
I tweeted it at him today, so potentially he'll see it but I have zero twitter or KZfaq cred... or really cred of any kind. I'm what one might call... without credentials.
@thedemetricourt2 жыл бұрын
i watch this regularly.
@JamesLucian2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this a few times cause I was laughing so hard that I missed some of the cuts. Brilliant video!
@gabe52422 жыл бұрын
aw man this gave me a good laugh nice editing
@benfrediscool2 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir. You might be the 524th Gabe, but you're my number 1.
@gabe52422 жыл бұрын
@@benfrediscool lol that made my day.
@andrewraddatz309922 күн бұрын
Come back here every time brandon reveals another secret
@arlopaden97942 жыл бұрын
this is incredible. simply astounding.
@captain43182 жыл бұрын
Potentially the best video I've ever seen 🤣
@olivia82432 жыл бұрын
i love that there are brandon sanderson YTPs now
@masterofpockets92732 жыл бұрын
There's always another secret book
@joannen17382 жыл бұрын
my dad and i were cackling our heads off at this XD
@emeralddraegon Жыл бұрын
Omg why am I just now seeing this?! This was hilarious!!! 😂🤣 Thank you
@Lionfrog132 жыл бұрын
The man doesn’t work enough. I understand life can be taxing but this amount of books is just too few. If there were secret secret books that might redeem him, but till then he’s on thin ice.
@nathanielvann55242 жыл бұрын
Had it just been audio, I would not be surprised if Sanderson actually had 115 secret books left. Also, this deserves way more views. Good stuff!
@jaygaad Жыл бұрын
God bless you, I needed that laugh.. 😂
@CodyRPierce2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest recut I could've hope hpr
@SethTurnerPrinting2 ай бұрын
This got better and better as it progressed
@Butterfly-ql4pg2 жыл бұрын
It's official. Brandon Sanderson is the next James Patterson
@jocylinfrancis9305 ай бұрын
He can’t keep getting away with thus
@hugoleonardoamaral5862 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I laughed so hard at this LOL very well done!
@switchprocontrollersplatoo72407 ай бұрын
This video really encapsulates how insane it is that he released four original books in one year, even with special editions!
@benfrediscool7 ай бұрын
What a legendary man. Basically the GOAT of books per second.