“Pants have you seen my Kelly?” HAS ME DEADDDDDD😂

"My neck, My back, the rest of the lyrics to that song, HURT bad." Beautiful speech Brandon

This man is basically a six year old who just does what he wants and had infinite time.

I love it that Brandon has only one book on every shelf to be different and catch attention. Nice and fresh approach to comedy.

Are we going to talk about all the 'Breaking Dawn' books, or are we avoiding that?

Brandon's medical insurance company: "He got hurt how? By a bookshelf? AGAIN???"

Can we just get him respect for how many times his shelves has fallen on him 🤣😂

3:10 as someone with braces, that terrifies me

Brandon: I’m a part time cop who works full time. Me: *I see.*

Brandon: What’s with all those flip flops? Us: Whats with all the Breaking Dawn books?!

I love how he’s telling us he’s not a stripper for literally all of the video 😭

When my math problem say explain how you got your answer, me: 2:32

“I’m not a stripper!” I don’t know man, them legs say different.

if you were to ask Brandon what’s his biggest fears when he’s older he’s probably gonna say 1. 48 flip flops 2. Book shelf’s 3. jumping spiders 4. magnets 5. pants 6. Kelly 7. cleaning his room 8. And people calling him a stripper…

So I've been reading the comments and notices that no one else mentions how brandon looks so proud of making a bookcase fall on a spider and it just makes me so happy that he is over here living his best life. Also would have done the same thing I don't do spiders

So we’re not gonna talk about how we just ate a pickle, a banana peel with a sticker on it!?!?

Brandon puts himself in pain for our entertainment and I LOVE IT

“I hissed involuntarily.” “Like this?” 👹👹👹 “That was more of a squawk”

3:52 😂 “ it’s like my face is pooping”

This man's existence is just what my brain does when I'm sleeping.

Clicked on this faster than he could knock down his shelves doing five minute crafts 😂

Brandon: Yeah that never happens *pants fly off* Also Brandon: It happens

1:43 nice dad joke!

I just found your videos and I gotta say that I had no idea what you had in those bookshelves until they got knocked over. Funny as fuck.

"Yeah I am wearing underwear with my girlfriend's face on it?!" "LOYALTY" I've never died quicker than when I laughed to that 😂

Nice to see you've resorted to duct tape to keep those poor bookshelves together.

When he killed the spider by nocking the bookshelf got me flabbergasted

Somehow Brandon manages to make a bookshelf fall down in almost every video😂

Spider: *crawls on girls shoe Girl: *makes extended sandals Spider: *gives up on life

Why aren’t more people talking about his growing obsession of the Twilight series?

Brandon: - Puts on face mask - THE MAGNET: - SLAMS HIS HEAD ON IT - Me watching: OH MY GO-

5:42 those slaps hahaha

4:51 HE ATE THE STICKER OF THE BANNA LMAO

“Wait, sir HOW many Breaking Dawn books do you want?!” “Yes.”

He’s more concerned about the face mask on the shoulder 2:33 Love it ❤

I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you

I've been watching this guy since 2019 and I've never stopped watching him ❤️

Fun fact: Brandon makes everyone’s day better with his videos

No one gonna talk bout the symphony at 1:48

I love how most of Brendon's videos are just him eating the cabinets.

"I'm not a stripper!" and "pants have you seen my Kelly?" Killed me XD

Anyone else notice the hundreds of twilight books?😂 destroyed all the other stuff on the shelves from them falling over so much that he had to replace them with twilight

I love ur vid and this is the first ive sene, it made me laugh almost every 10th second. U got my type of humor. Ceep on making the amazing content.

5:01 kinda ironic for him to say that💀

I swear 5 seconds in and I'm already dying laughing

5:24 you said my name

2:21 THAT LEGIT GOT ME 🤣

When is it ever a video where Brandon doesn't calmly destroys his room in less than a minute into the video side note:Hope you all are well. You're worth it. Have a great day 😊

More like 6 minutes and 42 seconds of Brandon failing to convince us that he is not a stripper

Are we not gonna talk about how he litterly fell from 48 flip flops meanwhile taking a shelf with him I litterly died laughing so hard omggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When his head hit the table I F√€KING lost it! I was in tears!!

when he ate the banana with the pickle inside he also ate the sticker and I can't stop thinking about it.😂😂

"Im not a stripper if I was a stripper could I do this" *starts dancing with money falling*

POV the smile he had after the breaking dawn books killed the massive spider 🙂

0:01 "yeah, that never happens" God: *steals pants*

At least now we know if Brandon's stripping career fails he can make a whole damn living selling Twlight books 😂

“It’s like my face is pooping.” One thing I love about you is that you manage to come up with a brand new sentence in every video. 😂

KZfaq randomly suggested this video to me and I clicked on it because it looked like it would be chaos... it is chaos. Well done :)

"I am royalty, peasant. Huh? I didn't say nothing."

“Thigh highs” & “IM NOT A STRIPPERR” HAD ME DEADDDDD😭😂😂😂😭

The decor on your shelves is absolutely stunning. I’d like to hire you to design the decorations of my home 🥰

“Pants have you seen my Kelly?”

Love how every single time he tries too do a hack the room slightly becomes worse and more inconveniencing so eventually if you skip too the very end with no knowledge of what's happening it'll look completely different than from when it started

"it's like my face is pooping!" -Brandon with a giant magnet that weights more than his grandmother

the amount of effort and pain brandon suffers to make these videos for us

5:14 Brandon : I take my close off , more than I put them on Me: ya we know , how do you think Jameson got here

Stephenie Meyer’s paycheck is completely dependent on Brandon

I am astounded that brandon has not severely injured himself in one of these videos yet

The amount of times this man has knocked down or damage these shelf’s is unbelievable!

The smile he had after the spider died 😀

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that when he ate the b-pickle he ate the sticker of the banana peel! 😂😂😂

I got here faster than Brandon could said "Pink drink"

The constant insistence that "I'm not a stripper" is hilarious.

You never fail to put a smile on my face Brandon

*falls down in a police outfit with no pants and a stack of flip flops* “You been drinkin’?”

It’s hilarious how his room has been destroyed so many times, yet it always seems to regenerate. Don’t tell me you put infinite regeneration on the room…

These days it has become a habit of mine to start a day with your videos.

" kelly have you seen my pants" Kelly gets filinged "Pants have you seen my kelly?"

we can all agree brandon does some absurd things for us.

4:36 This reminds me of that video where he blames Kevin for the pickles

I couldn't stop laughing at b-pickle, I can't not call it that now, thanks Brandon

We not gonna talk about how he lifted 3200 pounds with one hand?

3:20 GOT ME DYING

“You wanna know how strong the magnet is, this is the box” *proceeds to pull string*😂😂😂

3:18 funny moment lol

“I think death walked over my grave” best quote lmao

2:28 the shelf just falls on the spider and kills it

My back, My neck and my anxiety attack when he stood upon those 48 flip-flops

''Yeah i am wearing underwear with my girlfriends face on it'' the wy he said that got me good🤣

Anybody else's heart stop for a second when that shelf almost crushed him?

1:57 That reaction I can totally relate too. Spiders are creepy.

Are we going to talk about how that magnet weighs 3200 lbs(1451 kg), and he's lifting it with ease 💪💪

He always causes destruction a lot. That's what I love about him lol😂

And this is why we love u Brandon 💅🏼

0:03 I’m about to act up😩

1:19 The Shelf Falls And That Really Made Me Laugh Lol

6:24) THE WAY THE BACK PART OF THE VEST THING F L E W TWORDS THE LAMP HAS ME CRYING

"Breaking dawn"? More like breaking down Okay, that felt weird to say. "More like bore ragnarok" just rolls off the tongue better

0:13 No, I am not a stripper I am a part time cop

This was so dumb... but I could not stop laughing. Keep doing this👌