This is the most unhinged breakfast I’ve ever seen, and I’m here for it. Thank you, daddy.
@dallasbhowell84856 ай бұрын
Was "daddy" intentional? Zero judgements if so. Just curious
@MosesFalconi6 ай бұрын
He’s not your dad, weirdo
@thatdudebro6 ай бұрын
lmao. this delicious pile of f****g slop.
@dakronikles6 ай бұрын
Yes daddy @dallasbhowell8485
@jackiemoon75596 ай бұрын
Yea,what he said...?☝🏻
@Calnert6 ай бұрын
That’s a Croque GODDAMN right there! ❤
@giraffesinc.21936 ай бұрын
THAT'S the name!!!
@onesimpletrick6 ай бұрын
Shut the front door
@Trosgustav6 ай бұрын
That is the perfect name!
@CHOWDAHH6 ай бұрын
NAILED IT
@jam080606 ай бұрын
This comment is highly underrated!
@cameronman936 ай бұрын
The close up of him saying, “this is dumb good” with a mouthful of food was my favorite part
@elliotkeil60636 ай бұрын
Congrats on the Screen Actors Guild Award win Matty!!!!!
@LiterateDuck6 ай бұрын
Matty could cook rocks and I’d still watch.
@GwynneDear6 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure you have to cook rocks at some point in life to become as unhinged as Matty. Probably a different kind of rocks than you were thinking of, but cooked rocks nonetheless the less. 😂
@thehobowhisperer6 ай бұрын
Today we are fuckin(beep) cooking rocks!!
@jimbojones89786 ай бұрын
This was chaos from the get go. Loved it. I think maybe baking without the cheese sauce first then adding it after stuff gets crispy? I dunno. You're the chef. lol.
@lucilletabbutt67036 ай бұрын
No, the meat will just dry out
@Joverine6 ай бұрын
If you invented it just call it the Mattheson 🍻
@kellinpatler6 ай бұрын
Kind of like the Wellington , I like it
@davidmoskowitz40856 ай бұрын
Did Matty say "This is going to come all over the place?"---->classic.
@FM-CAgdvibes16 ай бұрын
The biggest Big Dog breakfast ever. Love you Matty ❤
@listofromantics6 ай бұрын
I'd call it the 8,000 calorie brunch. That's... unhinged, but looks good-as-hell!
@ericmills98396 ай бұрын
Hollandaise, béchamel and and egg yolk on top, holy crap…unhinged to say the least. Yummy, but dear lord Matty was smart to stop 😂.
@podracer10486 ай бұрын
Who else is eating this before their marathon!?!?
@jackiemcallister73306 ай бұрын
Bring extra bathroom tissue for kilometre 18 or so! lol Would be a whole lot of butt squeezing along the route.
@rayn86896 ай бұрын
Facts on working brunch.
@bigjman265 ай бұрын
My chest and veins hurt watching this. Thank you, daddy
@ywdwarner6 ай бұрын
crispy cooked bacon between ham and turkey would add a nice crunch , the raw baked bacon seems as though it would make the meal unbearably greasey ?
@lorensolomon14196 ай бұрын
Or maybe half cook it before using it as a roll or sear it on a griddle after the oven
@sharonpenny30766 ай бұрын
Mattys hollandaise looks so good! i suck at whisking & use the Julia Child blender method for hollandaise, less impressive but easy & impresses uh easily-impressed people.
@Whocareslol4206 ай бұрын
All that matters is if it tastes good
@jesseyarber50206 ай бұрын
Hell yeah Matty. This looks amazing and I'm excited to try it for myself. Keep up the food work.
@stucook86226 ай бұрын
The best ingredients to make your post breakfast log... and kudos to the early or late bleep person its frigin hilarious...great video!...peace
@zachwoods73156 ай бұрын
My day will start and end with this meal
@riddickchild36 ай бұрын
Nah man.. this is up there with the boiled dinner episode. Don’t think I’d make this
@ChronoTriggerNu5 ай бұрын
Weak
@sherivirtueАй бұрын
I just made this, and it was amazing!! Love your recipes. ❤
@brewtimematters73956 ай бұрын
I need more eggs. I only have a dozen. Sunday Morning Nom Nom.
@patrickchiasson70816 ай бұрын
livin on the ledge
@CustardCream335 ай бұрын
"I'd say something cool about saving your egg whites but... Who caaares" 🤣🤣 This is exactly why we love you Matty.
@jtw47446 ай бұрын
It’s like a breakfast Wellington
@brianlastname38086 ай бұрын
That is called "Matty's Big Meat Breakfast Roll. " That looks damn good!
@brodiekaine10456 ай бұрын
The big breakfast bonanza, matty you goddamn legend! 🫡
@trollbot37286 ай бұрын
Breakfast Log Been Dicked. I'll never not be able to say that when I order Breakfast ever again.
@waldog10796 ай бұрын
i LOOOOVE Matty but every single time there’s an upload i’m secretly wishing he’s back at the old set in his house where he made Just A Dash. There’s something reallyyyy unauthentic about this new set and it only gets harder to ignore when he points out how he doesn’t have a certain utensil or it’s a cheap one. Also I miss the windows in the background. Please change the set Matty we know you got TV money now. ❤
@an35824 ай бұрын
The man is a walking screeching cartoon of a human being and you want authenticity? I do not understand this world.
@todddaniels1156 ай бұрын
Got my meal prep recipe for the week
@drak0v6 ай бұрын
Breakfast Club is what I will call this
@chef_hoyle71806 ай бұрын
Hollandaise basic rule one standard pack of butter to 4 egg yolks. Also love the vid Matty. Entertaining as always. Love this channel.
@Goblinpunch1236 ай бұрын
it's like you reconstructed a croque monseur. the turkey and bacon lux it the hell up though
@SteadfastGhost6 ай бұрын
call this the "Crooked Madame" lol looks good
@Chrisnickhill6 ай бұрын
I wasn’t yelled at WTF oh there it is “Who Cares”… Love you Matt the Mate of love. ❤ Thank You.
@gonzorudeboy6 ай бұрын
I find interesting how thin you make the bechamel and thicken it with cheese, I never made it like that. Though my daughter doesn't like bechamel. Defo need to try that.
@kindabluejazz6 ай бұрын
béchamel + cheese -> mornay. normally you use gruyère, emmental or white cheddar. Mornay is the basis of Mac and Cheese.
@Lindserr19895 ай бұрын
Skipped the turkey & the béchamel. Topped the log slices with shredded cheese & seated those bad boys on a nice piece of rye toast. Phenomenal. Will make again.
@thatdudebro6 ай бұрын
you eat this ish for breakfast and you will be sleeping the rest of the day lmao.
@loveDRAGONCON6 ай бұрын
the beeps...im so dead lol
@NeroHeresy6 ай бұрын
Matty’s Wellington!
@risasklutteredkitchen12936 ай бұрын
It looks like quite a lot of work but worth it. I would make the hollandaise in the blender (as I learned from the first Julia Child book) but otherwise I am going to make it the way you ask, Matty. Your brain is unbelievable!
@dbates466 ай бұрын
It’s the “you’re gonna need a nap after this” breakfast
@Airwavehero5 ай бұрын
The warlord of monte-Christo is a great name
@christinamatzen42146 ай бұрын
What do you call this? A fever dream. That’s what this is 😍
@hibou6476 ай бұрын
That melted mozarella looked like aligot, which is a ton of cheese (tome) melted with potato purée, cream, butter and garlic, fresh pepper. You eat it with a thick sausage. It's incredibly addictive and I simply avoid the aisle where I can find when i'm shopping.
@sianjones-oz2uw4 ай бұрын
Us brits would Love this!
@JustinRennolds-um1ne6 ай бұрын
Cholesterol Casket
@alcole1k1786 ай бұрын
I'd call it Matty's Deli Breakfast Bomb
@esterbster6 ай бұрын
Like an over the top Hot Brown casserole.. I need this and a nap immediately afterwards.
@nicksan55 ай бұрын
We got a big Jimmy Kimmel guy over here! Congrats on all the success Matty.
@mikehoncho44456 ай бұрын
Lol, your voice would be perfect for a southpark episode, if this happens I want a 10% cut for the idea !!
@chuckbilly9076 ай бұрын
greatness as always. kitchen stick link?
@DeoVolente-vb3cw6 ай бұрын
Yo lmk if you get if 😂
@bloot_06 ай бұрын
My hunch is it's a new matty product not yet released???????
@jameslawless80416 ай бұрын
The Matheson Breakfast Log
@wilseph16 ай бұрын
Definitely dropping off logs after eating that!
@bullet79356 ай бұрын
Matty your so awesome. I love watching your videos. I'm actually learning how to cook. Thanks man keep up the funny amazing videos
@jimmyzbike6 ай бұрын
Matty’s meat log
@iamnotnicollewallaceshusba51746 ай бұрын
This is the shit I do and my wife thinks I'm nuts, until she tries it. Master Piece! Cheers!
@Sniperboy55516 ай бұрын
This is the most ridiculous culinary creation I’ve ever seen. Matty has a… special brain. I love it.
@Strongfan776 ай бұрын
Matty Matheson and Sam the cooking guy
@kamdynaustin70934 ай бұрын
MATTY!! Next time you visit Nashville come to Big Bad Breakfast in Spring Hill. I'm a line cook there and If I had the chance to make you some food I would die. Just Don't come on a sunday, It might send me over the edge.....
@nrdogg346 ай бұрын
I'd drop the cheese sauce and toast, swap out turkey for sausage, and do it all on top of a layer of dough, for a savory version of cinnamon rolls, with a fried egg and hollandaise on top.
@andyknight51616 ай бұрын
So nothing remotely close to what he made? Cool bud. Nobody cares
@Jayman52816 ай бұрын
Monte Rollisto!! 😙👌
@michaelkaiser90296 ай бұрын
We can tell how much Matty likes coffee in this video.
@renaybrown27676 ай бұрын
HECTIC but loven it!! Looks damn fine, just woke up and watched this, laughing my ass off and now ready to face the day🔥❤️
Serving suggestion: serve with a tall chilled glass of Pepto Bismol.
@producersean6 ай бұрын
Not me thinking you were making this gigantic meat and cheese log with no eggs and trying to call it breakfast. And then you had to turn the whole monstrosity into a Benny. 10/10 I'd eat the entire freakin' casserole.
@davebasinger82776 ай бұрын
We’re gonna take some butter… this is milk.
@kikisekscotermann53326 ай бұрын
"Eggs - fu*k my ass - bedict." -comedy gold.
@adamwarren56546 ай бұрын
Welcome to the south. Where snow means we close everything to play in the weird white stuff we don’t get to see very often.
@danaewright10696 ай бұрын
😂😂😂i love your culinary brain and heart, keep following them!!🖤
@Veritas84Aequitas6 ай бұрын
That is called Croque Van Damme
@richhurts6 ай бұрын
cutting edge innovation
@meliatheperson81625 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for the next time I wake up feeling feral so I can make this
@jerrastanlake15966 ай бұрын
Don’t get your shit together. It’s better when you don’t. Love you man
@crashtestdolphin58846 ай бұрын
The Fat Math. Slab Rangoon. Meatcan Cannoli. The Creamy Dreamlog.
@MWSCologne6 ай бұрын
The MAN is back ❤❤❤
@mortua_conjuga5 ай бұрын
he said *sludge* and i immediately had flashacks to the cincinnati chilli
@DrewMikeSpoon6 ай бұрын
9:34. Bumble Bee Fuckin Tuna. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🙌🏼🤘🏼😂
@MrScaledatom6 ай бұрын
Can kinda tell when Matty is in a mood :)
@bennyleo26 ай бұрын
call it the matty cristo
@amobb986 ай бұрын
This process is a little much but God damn is this the breakfast of champions , love you Matty
@tylertkelley67794 ай бұрын
Did not know Canada sends its special people to Nashville as well.
@hopinandbeliefin6 ай бұрын
OMG the ❄️
@codem0de6 ай бұрын
Strappin' on the HOKAS rn
@adamwarren56546 ай бұрын
I’m gonna have to make this!
@gd52086 ай бұрын
the breakfast ham supreme
@Sepp20096 ай бұрын
this dish would satisfy my calorie intake for a whole week