Breakfast Sandwich: Bacon Tomato Melt - You Suck at Cooking (episode 118)

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3 жыл бұрын

Sure you could go ahead and make a tuna melt like everyone else. On the other hand, you can make a bacon melt like the rest of us. I'm not entirely sure how those numbers break down and tbh tuna melts are great so no judgment.
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Recipe
Bread becomes toast
Mayo
Tomato
Salt and Triple P
Bacon
Cheese
Broil
Eat

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@kitkat101 3 жыл бұрын

“And while baked bacon is better bacon, the best bacon is the bacon you’re making.”

@daniellerose6712 3 жыл бұрын

we commented the same thing and you got more likes

@zekrua4006 3 жыл бұрын

@@daniellerose6712 you can't say someone copied you if you copied directly from the video

@santajimi 3 жыл бұрын

*macon

@daniellerose6712 3 жыл бұрын

@@zekrua4006 yeah I guess

@RandomGuy-dp1li 3 жыл бұрын

I had a stroke reading it

@sackg7468 3 жыл бұрын

he makes his intros like he’s trying to reach his college essay word count

@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect description

@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@aaronmaharjan3614 3 жыл бұрын

life changing

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 Hello carmen 👏 How is your day going?

@glassofmid 3 жыл бұрын

@@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120 answer the fucking question, carmen

@thespeedyyoshi 3 жыл бұрын

"If you don't want to add gruyere you can go ahead and just add regular air" Dude, the punch lines are on point today.

@suryankkumar7708 3 жыл бұрын

I choked on my food

@utoobmann9083 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is always on point haha

@hardcorebardcore 3 жыл бұрын

"A good sandwich starts with good, fresh bread made in a factory." Really taking a swing at Babish here, I see.

@DextersLab99 3 жыл бұрын

making your own artisan loaf contradicts the type of food a sandwich is. its a snack or a brunch, not a whole day project. plus, theres probably a bakery near you that makes bread way better than you ever could with your home oven so you can spend a day or more fucking around with dough or just spend 10 minutes to go to the bakery. babish is just weird and bald

@DextersLab99 3 жыл бұрын

btw if youre doing it for fun go ahead its just that making your own bread isnt viable for practicalitys sake

@CodyRockLee13 3 жыл бұрын

@@DextersLab99 thank you for saying this.

@HandledToaster2 3 жыл бұрын

@@DextersLab99 As a chef, I can 100% confirm that Babish is indeed bald. I have seen the top of his head, upon which strings of hair are devoid of presence; This hereby defines a bald person, as Babish is.

@boosteddrimmsu 3 жыл бұрын

@@DextersLab99 Yeah, baking your own bread is more of a fun thing to do, while buying it is seen way more in a competetive environment. Buying your bread is just in such a good place in the meta, that baking your own is just not viable if you want to succeed.

@JustinY. 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to leave the sandwiches out in the Sunlight so they absorb more nutrients from the sunlight before being eaten.

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

whoops

@tweer64 3 жыл бұрын

You again

@Ahrpigi 3 жыл бұрын

I'd be worried about the number of videos I watch and spot Justin Y commenting on, but it's nice to know someone else has such impeccable taste.

@Kai_Peters 3 жыл бұрын

If you don't want to wait the full 5 minutes until all the sunlight's nutrients are absorbed, you can just leave it on the surface of the sun for about 0.14 nanoseconds

@Shamil11 3 жыл бұрын

oh hi Justin

@coolguy700able 3 жыл бұрын

Not sharing with horses is probably the most important rule.

@imbored7579 3 жыл бұрын

but what if the horse is sharing with you

@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KZfaqr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye cool

@Darius_03 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku bruh stfu nobody wants your shit content

@havingicecream 3 жыл бұрын

Do not feed the BCT to the horses, it is not part of their diet

@Caliekat15 3 жыл бұрын

Drat, is that why the horse chomped my fingers after giving him bacon? Is that how Man Eating Mares are Made?

@tinegcgt6307 3 жыл бұрын

Pimblokto, we will never forget you 😔

@obiwankenobi9439 3 жыл бұрын

May the force we with you little Droid.

@dopevader3673 3 жыл бұрын

@@obiwankenobi9439 can you teach me the way of jedi,General Kenobi?

@wizkhalifa_official7179 3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P Pimblokto, at least his death was spooky, and not scary!

@llamasincorporated.7850 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but didn't he just run away?

@LudaChez 3 жыл бұрын

Great job everybody

@howtenchem2357 3 жыл бұрын

“oven is still haunted I see” SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

hello Jonathan 👏 How is your day going?

@evelyntaylor7267 3 жыл бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only haunted oven

@juliawhitmore3991 3 жыл бұрын

_puts pan in the oven and walks away_ _five minutes later_ *BANG* "WHAT WAS THAT???? Oh yeah just the haunted oven"

@vidzeerox 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed and then the Pimblokto t-shirt and mug thing happened. Now I'm crying. Pimblokto, I miss you very much.

@zaclew52 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking as I clicked this video... I miss Plimblokto.... and then the merch hit.... happy days... lol

@Brew78 3 жыл бұрын

@@pimblokto6222 Ah, good to see you're still alive! I was worried you might be dead but then I remembered that scene from the end of D.A.R.Y.L. where Turtle is all like "He can't be dead, his brain is a microchip!"

@ay-d-am9025 3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert!

@tinahawley320 3 жыл бұрын

I kinda want the t-shirt, but I'm afraid I'd see myself wearing it in the mirror every single morning and be sad.

@gateauxq4604 3 жыл бұрын

*checks Pimblokto account info* ITS HIM 😱

@Rwededyet 3 жыл бұрын

For everybody whining about not getting their hot pockets, just lean against the stove while the sandwich is broiling. That should sufficiently heat up your pockets.

@penguin_with_a_top_hat 3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын

But then I would have to be wearing pants while cooking! That's preposterous!

@ericaheap 3 жыл бұрын

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 shorts also work just as well, although that might result in charred kneecaps as well as hot pockets but hey, it's not against the rules

@amethyst_cat9532 3 жыл бұрын

It took me a minute

@Lf-go6gv 3 жыл бұрын

*_he got us in the first half, not gonna lie_*

@xideonpi 3 жыл бұрын

"Do not play clarinet" Does it count if I play another instrument, cancelling out the musical instrumentage?

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

It only cancels out if it's a second clarinet

@kwibloupthesomething 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking can i listen to clarinet or play a similar instrument (saxophone, toy clarinet, recorder, etc.)

@elijahjakobsen7898 2 жыл бұрын

@@kwibloupthesomething Obviously not...? Have you even gone to musical food school?

@khodibritton8368 3 жыл бұрын

Why did it take me a whole week to get around to watching this

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

idk but I’m lowkey offended

@user-pt5cl2ro6f 3 жыл бұрын

... *Apologise*

@ShadowsandCityLights 2 жыл бұрын

Took me 7 months 😔

@thetruedarkza914 2 жыл бұрын

I took 8.

@Izzyizvbizzy 3 жыл бұрын

“Bacon, not bacon’t” most inspiring thing I’ve heard all year

@TheIggyTech 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, anything is more inspiring than 2020.

@Izzyizvbizzy 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheIggyTech that is true

@tinahawley320 3 жыл бұрын

I came looking for this comment.

@fancypants3372 3 жыл бұрын

Said with an Aussie accent is even more inspiring... ... Because I didn't get it until I said it outloud.

@karolkozik5918 3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not the highest on my list but it's definitely up there.

@BluE68_ 3 жыл бұрын

We know you want it too ysac. Give us the damn hot pockets.

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

I'll think about it

@johnhaydu5517 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking dont worry, I thought about it for you. You want hot pockets

@Meltman42 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking Get Jim Gaffigan to help you.

@higgy82 3 жыл бұрын

@@Meltman42 A unfunny douchebag, whose worst bit is saying "hot pocket" in a stupid ass voice? No thanks.

@Meltman42 3 жыл бұрын

@@higgy82 Did you guys used to date or something?

@manavkrishna5940 3 жыл бұрын

Aw, he said “Hi” to us with the bacon! 0:57

@Fyshbone 3 жыл бұрын

oh no....

@dgh25 2 жыл бұрын

got a Breaking Bad vibe there..

@radorigami 3 жыл бұрын

Those are literally the most perfect tomatoes I’ve ever seen

@potatolord6811 3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about the debris thats how my nigerian uncle died

@Wix_Mitwirth 3 жыл бұрын

Your Nigerian uncle died like that too?!

@potatolord6811 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wix_Mitwirth yeah it was tough

@vivekkarri9829 3 жыл бұрын

@@potatolord6811 F

@oranjmusemeyer968 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@_gh0ulz 3 жыл бұрын

i’ve been saying this for years and nobody listens to me

@rand0mhuman303 3 жыл бұрын

“Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon” Well, I guess I'm never going to eat this without breaking the rules

@tacoforce5 3 жыл бұрын

that’s the joke

@Weebdotexe 3 жыл бұрын

@@tacoforce5 woosh

@bumblaur 3 жыл бұрын

yo dont worry i've got this, soon the moon will be no more just give me like ten minutes

@tixnix5720 3 жыл бұрын

@@bumblaur Been 10 mins, how's that going?

@leechyfruit4464 3 жыл бұрын

@@bumblaur Its been 11 now, you took too long.

@knightmareco 3 жыл бұрын

We have a rule in our kitchen: There doesn't exist such thing as too much cheese.

@HandledToaster2 3 жыл бұрын

I've got some bad news to give you a few years down the line.

@erronblack308 3 жыл бұрын

That’s what people always say and it’s not true.

@Pepperminge_Mononoke 3 жыл бұрын

*slowly lowers clarinet*

@ilikevideos4868 3 жыл бұрын

"Chew with mouth closed" THANK YOU

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

@basicperson 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking hi

@viljamtheninja 3 жыл бұрын

In my country, chewing with your mouth open is considered polite when you're a guest because it shows that you're eating the food that the host made and you don't think it's poisoned and are just pretending to eat while actually slipping bites to the dog under the table.

@ilikevideos4868 3 жыл бұрын

@@viljamtheninja I'm glad I don't live in that country.

@generalcheese7344 3 жыл бұрын

CHEERS REVOLUTION JOIN THE CHEESE REVOLUTION

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

@joshuab.t.6032 3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@yidong8753 3 жыл бұрын

@1c1d81 3 жыл бұрын

Im going to make BTC

@ceeepreemee2593 3 жыл бұрын

@MistyUnicorn666 3 жыл бұрын

Hi there. My bread is haunted so I can’t make the BTC

@GLW675 3 жыл бұрын

Pimblokto deserves better. RIP. I miss you. You are the reason I started watching this channel. Your wangjanglers have touched the lives of many.

@MarkReviews 3 жыл бұрын

"Blocks of Flavor-Chains that you can mine with every bite." LOL Come for the cooking, stay for the jokes. - YSAC

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

Hello Mark 👏 nice to meet you, How're you doing?

@bimbo122 3 жыл бұрын

For everyone arguing about the hot pockets, think about all the work YSAC has to do. He has to build a store, purchase the pockets of the hot variety, not the cold ones they suck, and bake a microwave, and finally toast the pockets in the dishwasher

@Rover1309 3 жыл бұрын

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

@bimbo122 3 жыл бұрын

@Angelo Guerzon I was planned

@leficios3847 3 жыл бұрын

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES (For those too lazy to pause the video, i gotchu) 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do mot share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand (TN: be warned of using middle hand. Has not been stated in rules whether it is allowed or not, so im assuming it creates a paradoxical rift, attempt at your own risk) 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow (TN: might this be an asdfmovie reference? Further research required) 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat withing earshot of water (TN: THIS IS IMPORTANT.) 22. Continue breathing while chewing (TN:If there are problems following this rule, MAKE SURE rule 21 is being followed first.) 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face (Final thoughts: Although rules like number 24 seem counter-intuitive, as you might be thinking that eating it will get you out of the bad mood, it has been proven by many studies that a failure to adhere to such rules are highly likely to result in [REDACTED]. Proceed at your own risk.) (TN = transcriber's notes)*

@baldur3365 3 жыл бұрын

Make this an Scp with these as test results

@fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to sink due to not swimming while eating, then getting within ear shot of water and exploding due to violating rule 21.

@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын

Shoot, I think I was overheard by the Brita pitcher while making this. Do you think it's de-water-fied enough because of the filter that it's safe to eat the BCT??

@michaelsorensen7567 3 жыл бұрын

Quote about heroes and capes

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsorensen7567 Hello Michael 👏 I hope you're having a great day?

@tomkim2713 3 жыл бұрын

"Gone, but not forgotten." So you're telling me there's a chance?

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

Hello Tom 👏 nice to meet you, How're you doing?

@santajimi 3 жыл бұрын

@@umarraymond8499 Better than Pimblokto.

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@santajimi oh! That's great. Wishing you a happy 2021 ☺ I'm umar from Dubai, how about you?

@MsGrapeNehi 3 жыл бұрын

I’m definitely calling mayonnaise “créme d’oeuf” from now on. Mmm... that’s a damn good cream of egg.

@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one else commenting on this, haha. Brilliant!

@portablerefrigerator4902 3 жыл бұрын

Mayonnaise bad.

@dawnwayfinder 2 жыл бұрын

@@portablerefrigerator4902 Mayonaise good. You're supposed to use a straw.

@kylelarson7840 3 жыл бұрын

You got a lot of nerve trying to capitalize on poor Pimblokto after what you did.

@beckbabej 3 жыл бұрын

So........you really want the shirt? :)

@BenWillock 3 жыл бұрын

Pimblokto should sue for unauthorized use of his name & likeness

@chrome2yourdome 3 жыл бұрын

pimblokto says thats all oil at bottom on can now hes moved on and works at a recycling plant in kentucky now

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@BenWillock Hello Ben 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?

@walterbrunswick 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrome2yourdome I'm glad he found a useful purpose in life!

@jeanstarnes4551 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: hot pockets YSAC: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

@jumondre 3 жыл бұрын

@BluesStreams 3 жыл бұрын

He has commented on one of yalls attacks

@GumballMachinery 3 жыл бұрын

10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet .....yeah, that's fair.

@FaerieDust 2 жыл бұрын

I want that toaster. Ridiculously perfectly toasted bread EVERY TIME. It's glorious.

@Sereomontis 3 жыл бұрын

"Salt is to tomatoes as earth is to the ground or whatever" is probably my favorite quote from this video. Even with the long list of rules.

@kepcar 3 жыл бұрын

That was good, but I prefer "I was young, dumb and full of gum."

@sqxndal 3 жыл бұрын

i thought that I was promised hot pockets but I guess that’s out the window

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

you were promised NOTHING

@BubblingOnion 3 жыл бұрын

WE'VE BEEN TRICKED, BACKSTABBED, AND QUITE POSSIBLY BAMBOOZLED!

@hamidfocak916 3 жыл бұрын

He was

@hamidfocak916 3 жыл бұрын

I were too

@soyooin 3 жыл бұрын

@@sqxndal I was promised. Hot. Pockets. You little fuck

@disneymaniac001 3 жыл бұрын

Just ordered your book. can't wait for it to get here! :D

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

yesssssss

@RockaGIock 3 жыл бұрын

Remember when you kicked Pimblokto out for trying to help you and be a good friend? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

@godtrek1023 3 жыл бұрын

Make another Egg Series, the suspense is killing me.

@bimbo122 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not EGGspecting another one at this time of year

@Wix_Mitwirth 3 жыл бұрын

@@bimbo122 but it's nOVember.

@levicoffman5146 3 жыл бұрын

Be patient. Go for a walk or put on a good ALBUMen.

@bimbo122 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wix_Mitwirth maybe the next one will come in decEGGmber or maybe fEGGuary

@ohnoivedoneitagain1306 3 жыл бұрын

But its not killing the eggs

@MKUnited 3 жыл бұрын

0:57 Hello Mr. At Cooking

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

@vincentnguyen3068 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking I've known you for a while now and I just want us to be comfortable enough to speak on a first name basis....You Suck.

@scottmckenzie9426 3 жыл бұрын

These are the best cooking videos I've ever seen. Cooking and comedy. Fantastic.

@TheCanadianBubba 3 жыл бұрын

Pimblokto still tugs at my heartstrings...

@beckoutloud4364 3 жыл бұрын

Just in time for for tonight's dinner plans! Imma make a bowl of these and share it with my bff, Larry the horse. I'll fix up the dining are in the hayloft while clarinets play softly in the background. It might be chilly, but no worries! I'll be nice and toasty in my cow suit. The guys on my bowling team always get a kick out of that

@Ritwika-Saha 3 жыл бұрын

Child, you are a true rebel.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын

Beck Outloud was arrested within moments of posting this comment due to charges of crimes against BTC.

@a.w.4708 3 жыл бұрын

But were you in bad mood?

@HamPieProductions 3 жыл бұрын

I love time machine aged cheddar. But only when I’m in a hurry

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

same mine uses too much gas to be worth it

@HamPieProductions 3 жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking don’t get me started on time machine gas prices

@MiniGunTurtle36 3 жыл бұрын

I heard Tesla is doing trade ins for electric time machines. Then it only takes out your neighborhoods power grid each use

@HamPieProductions 3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniGunTurtle36 that trade off sounds like a no brainer, with how much I’m in a hurry but also wanting to eat time machine aged cheddar I’ve been bankrupting myself on those damn gas prices, this is a fine alternative :)

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniGunTurtle36 The Tesla trade-in was a limited time offer. Too bad there's no way to go back after I've missed my chance.

@thegreatalfini 3 жыл бұрын

These videos are a monthly treat, I find myself waiting every month for these, a bsd video, a will mcdaniel video and a few others and have a field day.

@m4ultw1n 3 жыл бұрын

What the hell why did I only just now find this channel?? Was expecting "normal" cooking videos but It was a pleasant surprise that it wasnt and instantly started bingewatching as many episodes as I can! Amazing! Thanks for making me laugh while teaching me I suck at cooking ❤

@robertaperoglio 3 жыл бұрын

Me: votes cinnamon rolls Everybody: HOT POCKETS! Ysac: makes bacon tomato melt Me: :)

@noobslayer6915 3 жыл бұрын

I voted for cinnamon rolls too!

@Kikkatar. 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@steely7410 3 жыл бұрын

Darn I wish I could do this recipe but I’m out of frying pans

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

I always put off my weekly frying pan shopping

@magykstardust 3 жыл бұрын

"Block of flavor chain that you can mine with every bite" as a broke finance student, I appreciate this line

@K-A5 3 жыл бұрын

"..or against the cutting board if you find wood to be more stable than space" Idk why but this sent me into a 3min gigglefit! Bravo sir.

@chefboyardeesmistress7922 3 жыл бұрын

After I finished this video I went to go watch some of your other videos that I haven't watched yet but then I realized I've watched every video you've ever posted and then I got sad

@mooseready6290 3 жыл бұрын

When the world needed him the most... he came

@monojitchatterjee3185 3 жыл бұрын

@@pimblokto6222 missed you

@mrsesta1119 3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea this channel existed until I saw this video and now I'm sad I've been without you this long. Subscribed.

@TheUnknownAK 3 жыл бұрын

I'll never forget the lessons Pimblokto taught us or his supportive attitude. Gone but never forgotten.

@WaddedBliss 3 жыл бұрын

I'd almost forgotten about Pimblokto. This video should come with a trigger warning *sad face*

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

Hello 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?

@emmanandoca8591 3 жыл бұрын

Hypothetically, if I misunderstood the wormhole Parmesan aging instructions and ended up several meters below the surface of the earth surrounded by complete darkness, invertebrates, and dirty cheese, how would you recommend escaping the situation? Time sensitive question

@sephrosemary 3 жыл бұрын

That's a common error, just substitute it with Romano, easy

@flingage 3 жыл бұрын

You should've been teleporting bread.

@colinater237 3 жыл бұрын

just [REDACTED]

@emmanandoca8591 3 жыл бұрын

@@colinater237 oh god

@michaelsorensen7567 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he did tell you that you totally suck at cooking...

@cmonkey63 3 жыл бұрын

It's now January, 2021 and I've given up on the news and instead turned to the refreshing normalcy of this channel. That's saying something about the times we are living in.

@sushilord7154 3 жыл бұрын

I love your vids, they’re so funny and entertaining.

@playlistking4303 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t care, I’m a rebellious man-baby: I’m eating this in a hayloft. WITHOUT A PLATE!

@twobee7149 3 жыл бұрын

You better run

@fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 жыл бұрын

You monster

@carltonbanks987 3 жыл бұрын

HOW COULD YOU

@EastSider48215 3 жыл бұрын

You are going to be so sorry...

@gamepassgirl9948 3 жыл бұрын

Wow I haven’t got a notification in forever glad to know it still works. Love the vids!

@superoperman9096 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for making another video i was waiting forever

@mikefufuffalo8487 Жыл бұрын

I been looking for new things to cook and now I got a ton. Best cooking chan ever! Also, wangjangle is my new favorite word =)

@chrisjones772 3 жыл бұрын

BACON TOMATO MELT RULES 1. It's not for dinner 2. Do not eat with a spoon 3. Eat over plate 4. Do not eat over bowl 5. Do not eat within 45 minutes of bowling 6. Do not share with horses 7. Do not throw against wall 8. Eat with right or left hand 9. Do not eat with top or bottom hand 10. Do not eat while playing clarinet 11. Do not play clarinet 12. Chew with mouth closed 13. Do not eat while swimming 14. No sharing 15. Do not eat in hayloft 16. Do not eat while pretending to be a cow 17. Do not eat while performing magic 18. Do not eat faster than is possible 19. Eat no more than seven bites at once 20. Do not eat within 30 days of a full moon 21. Do not eat within earshot of wter 22. Continue breathing while chewing 23. Do not eat if haunted 24. Do not eat while in a bad mood 25. Do not eat while in an excessively good mood 26. Do not rub bread crust on face

@vythotw1241 3 жыл бұрын

WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD THOUGH

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

because it's fn good

@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын

Be better w Arugula on it.

@LastAlmasty 2 жыл бұрын

As always the humor is great and that's is surprisingly tasty for being so simple

@KristyMcClellan 2 ай бұрын

This is my new favorite channel 😆

@calipigenia 3 жыл бұрын

Just what I needed for this morning

@probablynotviolet 3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@minecraftbro5333 3 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@yamomwasthebomb7159 3 жыл бұрын

I broke the rules and imagined I was a cow as I ate this sandwich. Am I haunted forever?

@_Gtg 3 жыл бұрын

yes but you can cure it by killing a cow

@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын

I would have thought the rule would be not to eat while imagining you are a pig.

@emmyrose2001 3 жыл бұрын

How was this only just recommend to me, finally a cooking Channel I can follow!

@sheilamustain2390 3 жыл бұрын

LOL....I too set the one minute timer!! Looks GREAT! Love your content. So smart.

@Abelhawk 3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, your baking pan buckles diagonally when it gets heated up too? I thought mine was the only one that was haunted in that specific way.

@boothgoodies6348 3 жыл бұрын

Cheap pans. Go to a restaurant supply store (like GFS) or the restaurant section of Sam’s Club, and they’ll have quarter sheet and half sheets pans. They are thick, stay bright & shiny, and really don’t cost a lot. I bought a few for my house years ago and they are still working great (and not haunted). Be well 🖐

@will-jd3qg 3 жыл бұрын

“If you’re in a Rush, Time Machine aged.”

@SaberMcHawk 3 жыл бұрын

i really want to read a reference to my favorite band into this and I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed

@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like really clumsy sweet roles Mel.🤗❄️❄️❄️

@aarushibaghel141 3 жыл бұрын

The production and quality of these episodes has significantly increased.

@bunnythegunslinger7378 3 жыл бұрын

that looks really delicious and very unhealty

@yousuckatcooking 3 жыл бұрын

it's at least one of those things

@BOBZILLA-mb6rk 3 жыл бұрын

@EastSider48215 3 жыл бұрын

Pimblokto: Very good advice.

@dannonmarinade 3 жыл бұрын

The way this melt makes eye contact is very powerful.

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

Hello Daniel 👏 How are you taking care of yourself today?

@benjigirl1971 3 жыл бұрын

@@umarraymond8499 what are you doing dude, making all these random comments?

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@benjigirl1971 Good question ☺ I'm here for a business outreach.

@benjigirl1971 3 жыл бұрын

@@umarraymond8499 dude this is sooooo the wrong place. You’ll just annoy people. Try LinkedIn

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

@@benjigirl1971 Thank you

@thegrahamkraken67 3 жыл бұрын

Glad your still uploading

@jewleeborrasca6924 3 жыл бұрын

My mouth is watering!! I've gotta try this

@florence.exe. 3 жыл бұрын

you can hear the anger in his voice at 2:38

@anubeawaldron473 3 жыл бұрын

Babish: now were gonna start evolving the bacteria for the bread, we are also going to plant our tomatoes, we are also going to start raising our cows and pigs for the cheese and bacon.

@joaquinparker4249 3 жыл бұрын

I like your videos during the opening ad and I never regret it 🍻

@evanbohn 3 жыл бұрын

good channel good jokes simple recipes love it!

@dr.c3137 3 жыл бұрын

The best bacon is the bacon you're making is my life motto now

@ani-zp3uo 3 жыл бұрын

0:20 *casually plugs book*

@s.c.3407 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so excited to get one of your mugs!

@wenzeluhlmann8357 3 жыл бұрын

every video absolutely makes my day :)

@user-ji8cg3lm9j 3 жыл бұрын

This was beautiful, a poem, a masterpiece of literature

@helplesscrimson8424 3 жыл бұрын

"do not eat while playing clarinet" "Don't play clarinet"

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 жыл бұрын

Why didn't I get this recommended to me? KZfaq just flat out didn't even tell me about this video, but thankfully your recent post made mention of it.

@DGSSDGN 3 жыл бұрын

Just had this for dinner , really good thanks for the tutorial

@zaku7 3 жыл бұрын

Note to self, never trust the polls. Also Bacon Hi to you too.

@adil.36 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@katen1998 3 жыл бұрын

Always bringing politics into everything

@bertalanpollak6548 3 жыл бұрын

"Oven's still haunted" What's an oven? I only know about the onion

@TechandDoc 3 жыл бұрын

this show just gets better and better

@JamesSmith-dp1sf 2 жыл бұрын

Best videos ever. Thanks and a half man.

@Cdubbz905 3 жыл бұрын

"It's also very versatile as it can be eaten for breakfast or lunch, but not for dinner" Challenge accepted.

@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 жыл бұрын

I accidentally had this for dinner. Am I going to be okay? Or will the demons that haunt my oven be mad at me?

@_Gtg 3 жыл бұрын

um maybe u should hire an exorcist

@FabbrizioPlays 3 жыл бұрын

it's too late.

@puckick 3 жыл бұрын

I think it may be possible that if you used time machine aged cheese you could go back in time and just eat it for lunch not sure though

@yes-ge4nm 2 жыл бұрын

@@puckick nigga

@samuraiparadewa3869 3 жыл бұрын

i never had try any of these but i will and it is a mouth watering video ok gonna make it now

@thefiretailedweasel6206 3 жыл бұрын

The notif for this popped up just as I was wondering what to have for lunch! Thanks!

@DexM47 3 жыл бұрын

0:58 Please make a tutorial on how to equip a toaster with a bread magnet. I need that.

@punch_punchem5544 3 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch your videos I think to myself, "Man, this YSACYYTS guy is pretty clever, his videos are funny. But also those weird songs at the end of videos are so strange and beautiful. I wonder who he is. He seems nice. I bet we would be friends."

@umarraymond8499 3 жыл бұрын

Hello Kyle 👏 I hope you're having a great day