Review of this episode here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pK6oZauYl5mvmXU.html
@aurorauplinks4 ай бұрын
RIIIICCHH!!! it has got to be you, and if it is, thats fantastic. Love the Breen reveal though :)
@Tyrannicus4 ай бұрын
"I can't believe they unmasked the Breen. I CANNOT believe they unmasked the Breen. How could they have done this? How could they have unmasked the Breen?" -Neil Breen
@psiwarriordoc66304 ай бұрын
Love the reference.
@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka4 ай бұрын
Ha!
@lucymoody49274 ай бұрын
This made me laugh too hard!
@darthplagueis46263 ай бұрын
Was disappointed that they did so and will undoubtedly remain so, unless, for some reason, a more compelling reason pops up.
@slackerman41613 ай бұрын
We can’t pull em out of this one …
@johnochiltree11704 ай бұрын
Why do all the characters from this show talk like they’re from 2020s California?
@Funaru4 ай бұрын
Because the writers, directors and actors only know this world.
@autecheee4 ай бұрын
Like it’s so ‘Fire’ and I like walks on the beach
@GreatestCornholio4 ай бұрын
And still in high school.
@thepayne78624 ай бұрын
Horrible writers.
@autecheee4 ай бұрын
@@GreatestCornholio Soon to be a Star Trek Starfleet Academy series, with young California wokesters in the 32nd century!!! Next one to be made …… have fun watching it if you dare, not me.
@zyxyuv16504 ай бұрын
The first thing that comes into my mind within a few seconds...why is this girl from 900 years in the future, talking and acting exactly like a Los Angeles valley girl? I'm from Los Angeles and this girl is the same girl.
@tigerbread784 ай бұрын
They did that with Picard timeline as well, everyone had a contemporary speech pattern, lazy writing
@thecaptain67304 ай бұрын
Yes, even on the Picard series, they just used contemporary speech, patterns, and contemporary slogans. My favorite example is when Picard was on the bridge as an admiral in season two, and he told his crew to “stay on task.“ That is a phrase that a teacher says to students in a classroom now. But that’s all the writers knew. That’s how they think a captain or admiral would speak to his crew. Good grief!
@bl8danjil4 ай бұрын
@@thecaptain6730 hmm, I can't seem to find why "stay on task" is contemporary. I've only encountered it with the military as one of those old military sayings.
@shanwen884 ай бұрын
@@tigerbread78 Probably because Patrick himself had a hand in it. He likely didn't want to do the same boring stage style dialogs.
@devinflint55544 ай бұрын
Something something Universal Translator...
@SparkyP4 ай бұрын
Why can't Nu Trek write a compelling villain? They all talk like extras from Legally Blond.
@axelhopfinger5334 ай бұрын
Is that a rhetorical question?
@valueofnothing24874 ай бұрын
Moll,: "There's a colony in the gamma quadrant - a place where I could just wake up everyday and just be" Wtf?
@hardy834 ай бұрын
Cause Marvel and Disney made quipy heroes and villains popular and since producers and executives can't critically think, they just see that and go "Do that!" so now most stuff you see is unbreable quippy characters good or bad. Don't get me wrong, quipy can work if the writing is good but we know studios don't pay for good writing so we get this shit.
@heathlawson30594 ай бұрын
Because it's not real trek!
@imnothere2204 ай бұрын
All just sass. It's the same every time now. Just sassy crap.
@the51project4 ай бұрын
"We have no way of getting off this starship that's about to be destroyed." "Sir, Mol and Lock just escaped the starship in a warp capable escape craft." "Is our script being written by Chat-GPT?" "Yes, it is sir. And it's bonkers. But everyone is in touch with their emotions, except the angry white patriarchy."
@TrekCZ4 ай бұрын
That is correct, thay have not had AI training so they do not know that context has limited size so in the end of the script it forgot part in which there was no escape from Enterprise.
@valueofnothing24874 ай бұрын
Burnham: Love is a powerful thing, Do not let it take you down the wrong road. You both have choices. Book: You always have choices.
@find2hard4 ай бұрын
ChatGPT does a better job. That bar isn't high though.
@ChrissonatorOFL4 ай бұрын
I mean, they also left in that little thing AFTER the Enterprise escaped the wormhole...
@Планета_Луганск4 ай бұрын
@@TrekCZBtw where is the Enterprise of 32nd century?
@rayzermaniac52184 ай бұрын
She sounds like she would be annoying to watch. Fortunately outside of clips like these on KZfaq, that won't be a problem for me.
@titovalasques4 ай бұрын
Yeah I know. I watched 2 and half episodes of STD and that was enough.
@76_SPZL4 ай бұрын
Breen reveal aside, listen to that dialog, who wrote this?
@DemoDick14 ай бұрын
Morons.
@cryohazard69304 ай бұрын
Discovery ages like a piece of fruit, it starts bland, gets slightly better before congealing into a putrid mess
@MajorVanBloodnok4 ай бұрын
Even Neil Breen is better than NuTrek
@ammosophobia4 ай бұрын
Who am Im Trekking for? Why am I trEkking?
@scockery4 ай бұрын
Remember when Star Trek antagonists didn't sound like immature modern 20-somethings? "Fans were bad for liking Gul Dukat!" "Here's a bleached-hair bad grrrrl. Innit she cool?"
@ortoacademy10194 ай бұрын
This dialogue is insufferable
@ZadakLeader4 ай бұрын
Bro wtf is this shit, NuTrek is definitely out of control
@axelhopfinger5334 ай бұрын
Has been since the beginning.
@TheSouloftheDragon4 ай бұрын
This dialogue both hurts me and makes me feel better about my own dialogue.
@autecheee4 ай бұрын
Funny that Red Letter Media, just last week, reviewed the latest Breen Movie.
@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka4 ай бұрын
Yeah, Faithful findings is my favorite but that was even bad for Breen standards!
@kendrickl59134 ай бұрын
me to the star trek franchise - "i cant believe you committed suicide"
@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka4 ай бұрын
I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?
@MagnanimousEntropy3 ай бұрын
Not suicide. Star Trek has been murdered and Alex Kurtzman is the one responsible. Paramount deserves to go under for what they have done to this once great franchise.
@stahlgott3 ай бұрын
I like the reference
@pocketbunnyz4 ай бұрын
Major Grin watches discovery so we don't have to.
@fremenchips4 ай бұрын
The question I'd like to ask the writers of Nu Trek, "Isn't this corrupt? Isn't this immoral?"
@ranchoth4 ай бұрын
I think the question they were asked was “What do you want?” (The answer was for a favor that came with to high a price.)
@the51project4 ай бұрын
It's social conditional programming for developing minds. In other words, it is propaganda that is espousing what those controlling the narrative want as 'allowable and acceptable speech and attitudes'. Read, 'The Undiscovered Self" by Carl Jung. He talks of the masses and how they are conditioned in the first chapter.
@angus_shillingbrook4 ай бұрын
This could be a cutscene from literally any bad sci-fi video game. Nothing about it identifies it as Star Trek.
@uberneanderthal4 ай бұрын
the badass lone female who fears no man is such a tiresome, immersion-breaking trope. I've seen so many videos of women trying this schtick IRL and it never ends well
@Akm724 ай бұрын
Also if the characters in the story don't take the threat seriously then why should the audience?
@Laneous144 ай бұрын
In movies the 90lbs female with wrists like bird bones will stare down a squad of heavily armed mercenaries who have been raping and pillaging their way across the countryside. In real life, the overweight female dares the cops 'Whatchu gonna do? I do what I want!' and then gets her fat ass face planted into the sidewalk while shrieking in little girl terror.
@ranchoth4 ай бұрын
Just checking Memory Alpha for the real unmasking, and… _THAT’S_ a Breen? Almost thirty years and THIS is what we get? What’s the matter, Jodie Foster’s father wasn’t available for a cameo that day?
@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka4 ай бұрын
Meh, they decided to ruin Star Trek more, I liked mystery with breen! Well not as bad as Ridley did with Aliens!
@nevascurded4 ай бұрын
Let me guess, Breen are a bunch of cloned Micheals from the future here to save the universe, again.
@Fgway4 ай бұрын
Those suits look like at least two other scifi suits 😫
@axelhopfinger5334 ай бұрын
Yeah, utterly generic. At least the original Breen suits took some inspiration from Star Wars. And offered the chance that Breen faces weren't completely human shaped like most other alien races.
@rockbottom28224 ай бұрын
Yep, a mix of Tron Legacy and Dead Space. How creative.
@fenrisvermundr25164 ай бұрын
@@axelhopfinger533 You could even argue that the Breen could even be several species.
@KasumiKenshirou4 ай бұрын
@@axelhopfinger533 Yeah, the original Breen looked VERY similar to Princess Leia's Boushh disguise from Return of the Jedi.
@tred62924 ай бұрын
At this point it would be more “new and interesting” if Discovery (or any other Hollywood show/movie for that matter) were to introduce a female character that isn’t super snarky, egotistical, selfish, power hungry, and physically stronger than everyone else despite being half the size of everyone else.
@BirbarianHomeGuard4 ай бұрын
Eya tay, yoto yoto. Fifty thousand. No less.
@Sindraug254 ай бұрын
The mighty Jabba asks why he must pay 50,000.
@garethjax4 ай бұрын
my internal monologue just got a confidence boost
@cha02psc4 ай бұрын
Pfff the whole thing was filmed in front of a Breenscreen
@22srs224 ай бұрын
Yes let's just kill the mystique of The Breen.
@mds_main4 ай бұрын
They really made the Breen look like Dragon Ball Evolution Piccolo...
@danmanx24 ай бұрын
A good way to watch Star Trek Discovery is with your television off. You don't miss anything either as nothing interesting happens on the show.
@sargon60004 ай бұрын
Michael Burnham vs Neil Breen: Who is the biggest Mary Sue?
@carlmanvers50094 ай бұрын
Neil is the most convincing part of this scene. Certainly the best actor.
@KasumiKenshirou4 ай бұрын
Neil Breen may make bad movies, but at least he just makes his own weird stuff and doesn't ruin stuff that other people created. I have much more respect for Neil Breen than for Alex Kurtzman, J.J. Abrams, or Rian Johnson.
@martinhennigan11134 ай бұрын
"I must resign today, as president...of the Breen."
@adambrown39184 ай бұрын
Neil Breen is a national treasure! He can save Star Trek!! 😂
@Laneous144 ай бұрын
Unironically if he made a season of Star Trek it would be entertaining as hell. Let him write, direct, and star in it for 1 million bucks total and you will make a massive profit. Unlike STD which loses money every year.
@alansmithee.014 ай бұрын
They make quite the Twisted Pair
@TheAngryByrd4 ай бұрын
10/10 build up
@Theottselmaster4 ай бұрын
"Show me what you look like" "IM NOT READY FOR THIS!!!"
@find2hard4 ай бұрын
In the Grinverse the Breen possess the last copy of Damar's pron database.
@UndyingNephalim4 ай бұрын
I'll be right ... here.
@ricardogalvan10314 ай бұрын
Of course it was Niel Breen, but where's his twisted twin brother?
@b1indmailman4 ай бұрын
Honestly the Breen being a crazy Nevada real estate agent is better than green man
@Seyes174 ай бұрын
The one question I have is that why she couldn't understand Breen. In Deep Space 9, Damar was able to understand Breen. You see that when he doesn't want the Breen to touch a console due to classified information.
@SchardtCinematic4 ай бұрын
Nu Trek can't even get the look of the Breen right. Plus What an insult to Darth Maul for her to have the same name.
@NitpickingNerd4 ай бұрын
Her name is Mall . Cause she loves shopping
@SchardtCinematic4 ай бұрын
@@NitpickingNerd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KasumiKenshirou4 ай бұрын
@@NitpickingNerd An "mal" means "bad" in some languages.
@BNuts4 ай бұрын
I thought they removed _DISCO_ from canon timeframes so they didn't have to rely on established canon, but they just keep on dragging it back in, and then through the muck. That's no Breen, Boy. No Breen!
@sowder4 ай бұрын
OMG, man. I dont think I've ever laughed harder at one of your videos.
@marcturmel9244 ай бұрын
Damn you Grin, you made me spill my macchiato!
@Dseagles144 ай бұрын
Where are the Klingons at during this time period
@axelhopfinger5334 ай бұрын
Busy practicing Kpop dance routines with a martial twist?
@valueofnothing24874 ай бұрын
Is this a pilot for another show? The La'ak and Moll show? Also, there's a little camera trick they did three times - which is to rotate the camera and pull back away from her, and cut back to the current day. It's utterly ridiculous.
@yw19714 ай бұрын
Are they the ST Mandalorians?
@exAirMover4 ай бұрын
Breen removes mask, looks normal - me thinks that's disappointing
@MichaelAarons17014 ай бұрын
And here I was expecting Princess Leia…😒
@chloeforman4 ай бұрын
I was hoping it was going to be Gonzo.
@Kai-ow9gi4 ай бұрын
What have they done to the Breen? Their helmets, their mysterious language and to top it they unmasked them.
@RWhettstone4 ай бұрын
Doesn't Matter, Not Canon.
@TheZapan994 ай бұрын
It's Master Queef!
@joshuairwin20164 ай бұрын
I could hear your voice in my head while watching the episode. "They escaped in a 23rd century escape pod, but Discovery has technology from the 32nd century, this is completely ridiculous, it makes no sense... Is a stupid..."
@NitpickingNerd4 ай бұрын
Stupidest part to me was that out of all the minor crewmembers on the bridge it was the bajoran who didnt know what a wormhole looks like . Its as if they are doing everything in reverse on purpose to annoy us
@joshuairwin20164 ай бұрын
@@NitpickingNerd LMAO Looking forward to watching your review.. Love your accent man.
@craiglee30484 ай бұрын
I like the way they explain the Breen in the extended universe books. There, they’re actually lots of different species from multiple planets and cultures and they wear the suits and helmets 99% of the time. They only ever remove any of it when they’re in absolute privacy. The idea behind it is that with the suits, helmets, and scramblers, they all look alike, even to one another, with no one being able to tell what species another person is, so most ingrained prejudices and racist attitudes are curbed because no one knows what anyone is underneath it all.
@MajorGrin4 ай бұрын
so they have no social life ? how do they mate / form families / children ? it doesn't really make much sense . and why the need for refrigeration in the suits?
@craiglee30484 ай бұрын
@@MajorGrin most of the suits don’t have refrigeration. Some do. Each one is outfitted for the atmospheric needs of its occupant. They have some kind of complex pairing lottery but I’ve not read enough of the novels to know how they handle coupling and such. I know most of the social stuff is regulated in a way very reminiscent of Mao era Chinese communism with a little peak Soviet paranoia thrown in. I’ve no idea how they have children as they’re all fairly paranoid about breaking the rules, such as removing your helmet.
@MGoblin4 ай бұрын
Well, at least they didn't mess up how the Breen sound anyways
@Kumara-xe4mq4 ай бұрын
UTTERLY INSUFFERABLE
@telix50004 ай бұрын
It's pretty awesome in the future Fergalicious and Tron make a collab.
@poppers73174 ай бұрын
Who am?! What am?!
@jaybirdjargon3 ай бұрын
I did NOT expect NEIL Breen
@SchlangeVonEden4 ай бұрын
Neil is in it? Did he have creative influence? That would explain a lot...
@the81kid4 ай бұрын
They don't even try to pretend they live in the future. Everyone seems to talk like they live in a 21st century high school in California.
@derworfnet4 ай бұрын
As it turns out, Alex Kurtzman was _the President of _*_the Bank_* all along.
@brianlindee43974 ай бұрын
Who didn't see that coming I think the appearance of the breen will never be revealed
@cantembargo3 ай бұрын
10/10 edit
@Lava91point04 ай бұрын
"Am i supposed to be trembling at that?" You know, she could just say nothing at this point, she has nothing to say anyway other than puff her chest out in typical cliched bad ass female character fashion. It's not tedious at all.
@NikrumaPorter4 ай бұрын
What the..... This is supposed to be a villain/antagonist? Old trek villains used to speak poetically, almost Shakespearian. They used to give off a certain menace, and you knew why they were doing what they did. And the acting was superb. These nu trek "villains" speak like nerds that are trying to sound tough and sinister. They sound like they came off the set of Beverly Hills 90210 or Gossip Girl.....so disappointing.......
@AdmiralJT4 ай бұрын
Cant believe they unmasked the Skrull err uh the Breen
@Veretax4 ай бұрын
The face kind of looked like the guy who seemed like a god but had some machine that he could control with an implant in Old TOS. Can't remember his name.
@Caidoe_Esthov4 ай бұрын
Apollo?
@AlShas664 ай бұрын
God the Dialogue for characters in " Nu Trek " is fucking awful! it is going to age very poorly very quickly, whereas actual Star Trek is timeless and will stand the test of time
@user-ec5bo8tx4n4 ай бұрын
SPOCK: You have two minutes and ten seconds. KIRK: In that time I have something to say. How long before the Halkan prediction of galactic revolt is realised? SPOCK: Approximately two hundred and forty years. KIRK: The inevitable outcome? SPOCK: The Empire shall be overthrown, of course. KIRK: The illogic of waste, Mister Spock. The waste of lives, potential, resources, time. I submit to you that your Empire is illogical because it cannot endure. I submit that YOU are illogical to be a willing part of it. SPOCK: You have one minute and twenty three seconds. KIRK: If change is inevitable, predictable, beneficial, doesn't logic demand that you be a part of it? SPOCK: One man cannot summon the future. KIRK: But one man can change the present. Be the captain of this Enterprise, Mister Spock. Find a logical reason for sparing the Halkans and make it stick. Push till it gives. You can defend yourself better than any man in the fleet. SCOTT: Captain, get in the chamber! KIRK: What about it, Spock? SPOCK: A man must also have the power. KIRK: In my cabin is a device that will make you invincible. SPOCK: Indeed? KIRK: What will it be? Past or future? Tyranny or freedom? It's up to you. SPOCK: It is time. KIRK: In every revolution, there's one man with a vision. SPOCK: Captain Kirk, I SHALL consider it.
@cernstormrunner72634 ай бұрын
I can't help you out of this one Grin. With all we've been through, I can't pull you out of this one. Goodbye my friend. Goodbye.
@KardboardKenny4 ай бұрын
since they all wore Princess Leia's headgear from RotJ, i always guessed they looked liked her...lol
@KasumiKenshirou4 ай бұрын
I was expecting either her or Neil Breen at the end of this video. Once I saw the NuTrek people redesigned the Breen, then I was pretty sure it wouldn't be Leia.
@poposterous2364 ай бұрын
I'll be right here (touches heart)
@miller424 ай бұрын
She likes latinum? I thought the new currency in the far future was dilithium crystals...
@michaelbonner56044 ай бұрын
Aah ok So breen are HewmaanZ😂 yeah right your created klingorcs with uuuuugly ships 😂😂😂😂
@SoupSmith473 ай бұрын
Is this why the founders liked them?
@Martin-gf1hh4 ай бұрын
Women need to start paying their half soft guy summer drizzle drizzle
@deltadom334 ай бұрын
The breen came only later on in ds9 , star trek discovery messes everything up
@Labyrinthian-3 ай бұрын
Why does this look like it was shot in a laser tag arena?
@drrohanjacob4 ай бұрын
I see one more race ruined by std 1st make the gorn into xenomorph and now the breen are gelatin based life😂
@AnnoyingCritic-is7rp4 ай бұрын
The Rotating camera exit they did three times. Three times. No one can like this show. They just like the diverse cast.
@NUSORCA2 ай бұрын
Yea looks cooler with the mask on
@WilliamVentura4 ай бұрын
that breen has a twin brother im sure of it!
@justinbailey6515Ай бұрын
Idk, i like discovery. It reawakened my love for books.
@psiwarriordoc66304 ай бұрын
Good ol' Neil XD. Did anyone else think L'ak looked like the Na'kuhl from that Enterprise episode? I thought they were gonna reveal him as some version of them, but due to temporal shenanigans, Starfleet had never officially met them or something.
@simonpreston4 ай бұрын
This is the way.
@TheBigExclusive4 ай бұрын
Pure Disappointment. Discovery was cancelled, but it's gonna destroy all Trek mysteries it can before the final season is over.
@jjmfrees4 ай бұрын
Do jelly Breens come in any flavor other than lime green?
@LtCaveman4 ай бұрын
Neil lives on IN SPAAAAAACE
@everythingphil93764 ай бұрын
😂 The true producer of New Trek.
@bryan23694 ай бұрын
I KNEW IT! TWISTED PAIR 2!
@ConchobharАй бұрын
Dialogue on this show is as bad as ever, and they can't leave any of this universe's mysteries demystified can they?
@MehmetYildizMusic4 ай бұрын
L’ak Is A Breen I Didnt Even Now Until Today
@AnnoyingCritic-is7rp4 ай бұрын
And she likes him because? You can't just take a CW script and put it into Star Trek..
@DeathRayGraphics4 ай бұрын
I refuse to know! Am I the last person alive who believes in mystique??