Brexit But I Decide Who Leaves

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9 ай бұрын

Fixing The EU, by removing 7 Member States
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@robertandersson1128 9 ай бұрын

Toycat be like: let's kick out the poorest and most corrupt countries in the EU! Toycat 1 minute later: oh on second thought, let's invite Serbia, Ukraine and Turkey

@Luredreier 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, he's honestly trolling us... Like adding us here in Norway or the Swizz...

@OGrandomunknownperson 9 ай бұрын

I laughed way to hard at this

@TheOnlyCaprisun 9 ай бұрын

Serbia, Ukraine, and Turkey are too special to exclude!

@Kafei01 9 ай бұрын

Greece went though terrible policy to keep its membership, just to lose it because of McDonalds.

@JmMateo933 9 ай бұрын

💀

@cys_box 9 ай бұрын

@@noterrormanagementgotta start building more McDonald’s I guess..

@Tybold63 9 ай бұрын

Greece got relatively easy away if you compared on what they caused themselves. So they should be grateful.

@themockingjay8645 9 ай бұрын

Alternative title: British man fixes the EU's expansion fatigue

@DennisTheInternationalMenace 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Brilliant!

@vinniechan 9 ай бұрын

To be fair the United States of Europe was floated by Churchill. He just never envisioned UK being part of it

@SirAntoniousBlock 8 ай бұрын

British man should STFU, it no longer concerns him.

@ssj3gohan456 9 ай бұрын

I like the approach of having an englishman decide the borders of countries they'll never even visit or care about. Seems historically victorious. I'm also very disappointed that you didn't use a map of number of best kebabs.

@robertandersson1128 9 ай бұрын

Kebab consumption per capita is the only measurement I trust

@jackyex 9 ай бұрын

Historically Victorian infact

@bethaltair812 9 ай бұрын

UK deciding other countries borders has historically always gone well.

@DaDocDuck 9 ай бұрын

Türkiye and Germany would be the most important members of the EU lol

@markusTegelane 9 ай бұрын

"Ireland is a lonely island, let's kick them out" Cyprus: *heavy breathing*

@shqip_sumejja 9 ай бұрын

He just wanted to kick out the Balkans 💀

@LilyVale-gi3si 9 ай бұрын

"lets kick Ireland it is far" meanwhile Cyprus in the backrooms

@yiannchrst 9 ай бұрын

I am Greek. I once ate at a McDonalds and I didn't really like it. We have a native competitor here, Goody's, and most people prefer it, that's why we have so few McDonalds.

@dittikke 9 ай бұрын

Oh. And there was me thinking why go to Maccies if there's a Greek restaurant around every corner.

@louis-philippearnhem6959 9 ай бұрын

Keep it that way! Greetings from Belgium, EU 🇪🇺

@ecoideazventures6417 9 ай бұрын

Hey, What's the special thing that makes Goody's that good?

@yiannchrst 9 ай бұрын

@@ecoideazventures6417 I am not sure. I guess it is just a preference thing, since McDonalds came later. And maybe it has better quality? But I am not 100% sure about the second one, at least it feels like it.

@surf2888 9 ай бұрын

Just a small correction, GREXIT did NOT entail Greece leaving the European Union. The question was based on Greece's potential withdrawal from the Euro-zone, and a return to the Drachma as its official currency instead of the Euro, there was no mention of Greece exiting the European Union. That would be an entirely different question.

@Creadeyh 9 ай бұрын

When you said "make it less euroskeptic", I didn't expect Hungary to stay lol

@YMandarin 9 ай бұрын

as a Geography nerd: add norway, add switzerland, keep luxemburg and slovakia, kick cyprus

@diegom6053 9 ай бұрын

Why kick Cyprus 🤔

@YMandarin 9 ай бұрын

@@diegom6053 because its so far away

@eX1st4132 9 ай бұрын

@@diegom6053 because it looks kickable

@29..47 9 ай бұрын

@@diegom6053kinda looks like a rugby ball

@TheOnlyCaprisun 9 ай бұрын

@@diegom6053Why not?

@petersiska9928 9 ай бұрын

As someone from slovakia, we would not survive outside the EU. I will never forget what happened in 1968. Today is the 55th anniversary. As soon as EU protection would stop, russians or god forbid hungarians would march into our country...

@dittikke 9 ай бұрын

Guilty laughter from somewhere in Germany.

@louis-philippearnhem6959 9 ай бұрын

❤ from Belgium

@spaghettiisyummy.3623 9 ай бұрын

NATO Exists for a reason.

@The_Soviet_Onion 8 ай бұрын

Good luck on those elections

@RisingEagle 9 ай бұрын

"But also to be wealthier, on average, what we do is we take the poorest and we kill them" - Toycat (7:28) He just described the Purge movies plot 😭

@v.sandrone4268 9 ай бұрын

And current Tory policy in the UK.

@a69flsi12 9 ай бұрын

As an irish person i was waiting baited breath to see if we'd make it or not, and then when i finally thought we were safe we were kicked

@kavorkaa 9 ай бұрын

You are drinking too much coffee!

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

I can't drink caffeine, it ruins my stomach!

@julianshepherd2038 9 ай бұрын

@@ibx2catI assumed it was a Class A.

@OGrandomunknownperson 9 ай бұрын

@@ibx2catyou are united kingdomish and can't drink tea LOL

@derlaurenz 9 ай бұрын

Crystal? As an ADHD-person myself, I bet it's that.

@amadeosendiulo2137 9 ай бұрын

Hungary would be in a great risk.

@JmMateo933 9 ай бұрын

True

@marxmaiale9981 9 ай бұрын

Almost had it but backwards. 'The more money you have, the less problems you have' should have been 'The less problems you have, The more money you have' Problems cost money, Corruption both costs money and disincentives investment and growth.

@louis-philippearnhem6959 9 ай бұрын

Nicely said 👍

@WeirdAwesomeGeography 9 ай бұрын

Awesome video ibx2cat! :D

@robertdonnan2893 9 ай бұрын

Nooo 😮I had a gut feeling he’d remove Ireland. I’m so close to getting my EU passport back and dude’s just like, nope.

@art322 9 ай бұрын

Yeah and he didn't even find a good reason to do it, lol! He could have gone with "Ireland is has the most positive opinion of the EU (82% positive) therefore it must be getting too good of a deal" :D

@adzter96 9 ай бұрын

Kicking out Ireland because it's on it's own, meanwhile Cyprus basically being in Asia hoping nobody notices them.

@xdgmail1458 9 ай бұрын

I like how your video always starts with you pressing record

@Daft_Vader 9 ай бұрын

You should have kicked out Czechia purely so that we could have Czexit

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

Cyprus could make cyxit, to be fair

@vacantile 9 ай бұрын

8:37 I was eating chips while watching this and though Kosovo was a crumb on my screen

@CN901 9 ай бұрын

My favourite Toycat video, across all three channels

@cubirk 9 ай бұрын

If all the countrys in the world had a global EU we would be better

@louis-philippearnhem6959 9 ай бұрын

Indeed! The European Union is founded on the values of respect for human dignity, freedom, democracy, equality, the rule of law and respect for human rights, including the rights of persons belonging to minorities ... a society in which pluralism, non discrimination, tolerance, justice, solidarity and equality between men and women prevail. 🇪🇺

@flowerpower2067 9 ай бұрын

@cubirk 9 ай бұрын

@@flowerpower2067 why :c

@tlv8555 9 ай бұрын

@@louis-philippearnhem6959🤮

@AltraHapi 9 ай бұрын

Hold on a sec, I like the policies being proposed at the end.

@rafciopranks3570 9 ай бұрын

mic quality indicates toycats recording location

@waterworks111 9 ай бұрын

great video, very different

@ff_crafter 9 ай бұрын

Kick Cyprus blud isn't even geographically in Europe

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

My dream EU would be exclusively non European countries though

@JmMateo933 9 ай бұрын

@@ibx2cat💀

@mxsalman3113 9 ай бұрын

I AM SURPRISED TOYCAT DIDN'T KICKOUT FRANCE

@tadhgallen1464 9 ай бұрын

He was trying his hardest to find a map for it

@tomorrowneverdies567 9 ай бұрын

Awesome. Make a party, I will vote for you.

@pippofranco879 9 ай бұрын

can't fucking believe he left Hungary in, for the love of God, at least in an imaginary scenario!

@dyread 9 ай бұрын

Englishman throws out Ireland for no reason. Why am I not surprised.

@alinarizvanova934 9 ай бұрын

Awesome decisions!! As a Russian, I am voting for you ❤😂

@guillermoperez6021 9 ай бұрын

As a russian ,ur vote does not count even in russia

@OliLego 9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@alinarizvanova934 9 ай бұрын

@@guillermoperez6021 sad noises 🥲

@diogorodrigues747 9 ай бұрын

Vatnik Alert

@wowthisisareallylongname9236 9 ай бұрын

as an american i agree with uploading at 4am

@familygash7500 8 ай бұрын

I would have just dissolved the damn thing entirely.

@jono_cc2258 9 ай бұрын

Look I'm not saying that the video quality is getting too high but I'm contemplating never donating again as the graphics transitions were looking a little too smooth.

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

to counter balance, I used my webcam microphone rather than my real one. Sorry!

@Morrov 9 ай бұрын

6:30 it's Bulgone

@ramuk1933 9 ай бұрын

Great Video! Everybody knows British people are the best at drawing borders of places they don't live.

@ramuk1933 9 ай бұрын

(Joke)

@JarinCOD 9 ай бұрын

One thing the East is better at - safety. No gang rapes in Eastern Europe every day. There are two gang rapes in Germany every single day.

@sagittariusa7662 9 ай бұрын

Greece and Portugal. Spain and Italy would be great to keep just remodify the centrality of economic production to be in the North which is more similar to France and Germany.

@inditsnotdenon922 9 ай бұрын

"Kill poor people" - toycat 2023

@nildzrecastellanos 9 ай бұрын

Last time an englishman decided on borders it led to war, i say don't do it mate.

@hikingmallard 9 ай бұрын

How does Austria have the most McDonald's outlets while at the same time being the least obese?

@hikosaemon 9 ай бұрын

Congratulations to Hungary and Cyprus on surviving this!

@manana1444 9 ай бұрын

"Finally, a smaller EU made up of core countries that will be able to integrate and become even stronger than before." "What do you mean that the Hungarians and Poles are blocking every regulation that would allow us to do so?!"

@jnmsks6052 9 ай бұрын

You almost had my vote for PM of the EU with your talk of kebabs and lobster rolls all around, but you forgot Taco Tuesday, so better luck next election cycle.

@nicollomatt 9 ай бұрын

This video made me sad by reminding me about the history behind the present

@jacobarmour6325 9 ай бұрын

Morning video 😮

@wordsmith451 9 ай бұрын

Bulgarian corruption is like French bureaucracy - can't believe you missed it 😅

@holygooff 9 ай бұрын

What about adding Scotland? ;)

@louis-philippearnhem6959 9 ай бұрын

We in the EU 🇪🇺 keep the lights on for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.

@Ophaganestopolis 9 ай бұрын

Brexit: Brings hardship to the UK. This man: We need MORE.

@DaDocDuck 9 ай бұрын

Toycat is a Turkish patriot confirmed 👍

@matthewhosier5084 9 ай бұрын

Luxembourg is a founding member of the eu tho and the eu courts are there

@dittikke 9 ай бұрын

So then it would be neutral territory. Ideal solution!

@nowlot 9 ай бұрын

bruh cyprus feeling loonely there in the east

@stargazer-elite 9 ай бұрын

Toy cat is uncancelable

@TheGriffisz846 9 ай бұрын

lmao great vid as usual xd

@koseku3 9 ай бұрын

i dont believe that statistics maps always show the true information about a country

@aightm8 9 ай бұрын

You could get rid of 7 countries and you actually let Hungary survive

@MautozTech 9 ай бұрын

You had an opportunity to kick out France and you didn't. It should be illegal

@emifro 9 ай бұрын

I know this is satire, but McDonald's actually sucks, I would eat at literally any other fast-food restaurant

@dvdty 9 ай бұрын

bro left hungary in 💀

@ozark7834 9 ай бұрын

Imagine if Ukraine wanted to leave the EU, then it would be called Ukrexit

@AwesomeNPro 9 ай бұрын

I am surprised he did not kick out france

@Nexo_mapping 9 ай бұрын

naw bro litteraly deleted romania but kept hungary in the map

@DennisTheInternationalMenace 9 ай бұрын

Getting rid of Hungary would've done the E.U a great service!

@CyanideCarrot 9 ай бұрын

Alternative title: if EU membership worked like American college football conferences

@marym7104 9 ай бұрын

Within 2 hours!

@bezimen1 9 ай бұрын

Sirotinja ljude svađa

@TrentonR 9 ай бұрын

this is a wild video lmfao

@selcovoilucian8253 9 ай бұрын

Poland and Hungary clearly have more McDonald's so they deserve to stay

@stevemonkey6666 9 ай бұрын

The EU looks much tidier now that Toycat is done with it. I approve

@RosTheXD 9 ай бұрын

If it was me I would have kicked all the gay (Western) countries 😂😂

@RosTheXD 9 ай бұрын

Also he wants to kick the obese countries but also wants every country to have as much kebab and MacDonalds as possible?😂

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

Yes

@FreeFormMoves 9 ай бұрын

Romanian here! Not even mad, made if farther than expected.

@boredgeneral770 9 ай бұрын

As an Irish person, I am honestly very surprised Ireland was kicked out before Cyprus, especially considering the reasons

@joemungus6063 9 ай бұрын

the ibx mcdonalds index

@gentuxable 9 ай бұрын

11:20 well I heard Switzerland got its neutrality because nobody wanted to keep losing fights against them. So if they try might end up in Switzerland getting bigger and the EU smaller?

@anj000 9 ай бұрын

I think we should include country Jakubmarian into the EU.

@maxfi878 9 ай бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't kick out Hungary. That would be my first pick.

@spaghettiisyummy.3623 9 ай бұрын

Bosnia and herzegovina doesn't have any Mcdonald's anymore...

@heh9392 9 ай бұрын

I hope you're trolling about the McDonalds thing

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

I hope Greece is trolling and actually in the process of building hundreds more

@Aadrian7 9 ай бұрын

I may be Romanian, but even I can afford a better mic (if I get the chance to snatch one).

@piotrarturklos 9 ай бұрын

Great idea! Do Russia next.

@martychisnall 9 ай бұрын

I don’t see how this video could be controversial in any way.

@Ralkern 9 ай бұрын

Why did you not call the Bulgarian exit 'Bulxit'?

@mshk1989 9 ай бұрын

doesnt roll off the tongue

@nirutivan9811 9 ай бұрын

Imagine being kicked out of the EU for being the most corrupt or being the poorest and then having to see countries who are similarly or even more corrupt or poorer countries being invited to join.

@youbanana 9 ай бұрын

wow early upload!

@JmMateo933 9 ай бұрын

Bad map Hungary still exists

@trolley7657 9 ай бұрын

Alternate title: toycat justifies kicking the eastern europeans out of the EU

@dividead100 9 ай бұрын

Quite an interesting video other than the McDonald's thing, the rest had a point and was somewhat objective but that fast food thing wasn't even funny enough to be worth doing. Also, why add worse countries than the ones you kicked out, just to make the video more devisive?

@Corwin256 9 ай бұрын

British man arbitrarily kills off Ireland. Exactly what I was hoping for.

@mcnoided 9 ай бұрын

Everyone

@TheSpiritedFendron 9 ай бұрын

Romania is in the Central EU

@AnthonyCurley 9 ай бұрын

This was one of my favorite ever toycat2 (best toycat) videos. Very good explanations for all criteria, and would undoubtedly make for a better EU.

@joemungus6063 9 ай бұрын

ive never been this early to anything

@21Kyzix12 9 ай бұрын

"A 25 member state EU which has suddenly solved all the worlds problems" right after saying Ukraine should join just to upset Russia 😂 Regardless, you got my vote. People in Asia can vote for EU Commissioner right?

@user-nn8cw6nv6g 9 ай бұрын

7:21

@Lau2856. 9 ай бұрын

Doesn't croatia have less mcdonalds?

@ChaoticDestiny1 9 ай бұрын

They should all exit and become more states of the United States

@christopherellis2663 9 ай бұрын

Those with the most McDonald's are the least European Romania 🇷🇴 is the wildest country in the EU

@Un_pelican_pe_varf_de_munte 9 ай бұрын

Maybe your country

@half55-qo1tq 9 ай бұрын

0:58 since when Switzerland and Norway are non-countries?

@United. 9 ай бұрын

they are in the Shengen-Zone with EU trade benefits but they are not full EU-Members

@ibx2cat 9 ай бұрын

EEA but not EU

@julianshepherd2038 9 ай бұрын

Norway thinks the EU is a Popeish plot. As mad as the English.

@half55-qo1tq 9 ай бұрын

I know they are not EU members, but they were called non-countries an i'm pretty sure they are countries

@akritsovas 9 ай бұрын

Switzerland actually isn't in the EEA so things as EU roaming or free museums for youth don't exist there. On the other hand Norway actually has most EU benefits as an EEA country most of the time just not fisheries, customs union and Parliament representation.